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  • @colinfurze
    @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1930

    What a machine.....my house still stinks haha. Thanks to the TH-cam members who sent in their pics, if you would like to be involved more in videos become a member and click join, the #furzearmy its as cheap as I could make it and you get money off merch........BOOM!

    • @wheresthelambsauce8705
      @wheresthelambsauce8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      You should start racing cars with mods like rockets on the back

    • @broad7240
      @broad7240 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How many times have you messed up a stud weld

    • @cocospops9351
      @cocospops9351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MAGA 2020

    • @windyruler6645
      @windyruler6645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You should make an rc dog carrier, because why not?

    • @wheresthelambsauce8705
      @wheresthelambsauce8705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EyesOfByes classic mini, Italian job style with a massive exhaust, spoiler and jet engine

  • @qazaq25
    @qazaq25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +715

    Clearly this needs a water cooling system that integrates with a kettle so once your done vacuuming you can make a nice cup of tea

    • @heisenberg6886
      @heisenberg6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Linus on his way

    • @death1305sam
      @death1305sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And bake scones

    • @xesource.productions
      @xesource.productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@death1305sam got to include those munchies haha

    • @axieore
      @axieore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed he should make one of those

    • @xesource.productions
      @xesource.productions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Us British do love our tea. For me it has to be Yorkshire tea lol

  • @GPOTOM
    @GPOTOM 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3156

    Insurance company: "So how exactly did you burn down the house whilst vacuuming?"

    • @hyperfluff_folf
      @hyperfluff_folf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yes XD

    • @donuteater3353
      @donuteater3353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Most insurance no longer covers acts of Colin..

    • @leftaroundabout
      @leftaroundabout 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Actually, this is probably something that really does happen occasionally. Old inefficient vac with overfull bag, sucking in matches or something else that can ignite by heat only, plenty of lint and excellent oxygen supply, then a good amount of plastic that'll melt burningly into the carpet... Maybe the insurance _would_ even pay.

    • @davidamoritz
      @davidamoritz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I actually wonder what insurance company would cover him.

    • @trendlover1681
      @trendlover1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      th-cam.com/video/yduC0GF9hCE/w-d-xo.html

  • @nathanelmore1985
    @nathanelmore1985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1288

    Colins neighbors company:
    -Do you have an airport close?
    -Oh that’s just our neighbor vacuuming his house.....

    • @AlexL13487
      @AlexL13487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nathanelmore1985 Neighbours be like:👺

    • @semiamujic8008
      @semiamujic8008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      .amspAàq

    • @1witt
      @1witt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nobody:
      Me with my 1500 hours jet vacuum:

  • @priyanshujames2300
    @priyanshujames2300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    You made a cordless vaccum cleaner that has a runtime longer than Dyson

    • @ghostintheroom
      @ghostintheroom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Priyanshu James so a diesel engine vacuum cleaner?

    • @fernandoqueirozpopovic7024
      @fernandoqueirozpopovic7024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@ghostintheroom you must admit he's got a point there

    • @Trentjans
      @Trentjans 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@ghostintheroom that is the future of vacuum cleaners

    • @deliayepez6314
      @deliayepez6314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Well rip my 800

    • @Officergizmo
      @Officergizmo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jack Armstrong *Kerosine

  • @evilutionltd
    @evilutionltd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +569

    "why don't we just mount the jet sideways".
    err, because things on wheels with a jet engine attached tend to bugger off at very high speeds.

    • @bananasstuff3344
      @bananasstuff3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      To be fair, jet engines mounted the first way tend to bugger off too!

    • @firefox3187
      @firefox3187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Now that’s a roomba I would get lol

    • @SchonRichtig
      @SchonRichtig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think a jet engine is better picked up in a leaf blower.

    • @evilutionltd
      @evilutionltd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dave Micolichek I hope you are joking.

    • @evilutionltd
      @evilutionltd 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Dave Micolichek Are you claiming that the vacuum on 1 side is an opposing force to the thrust on the other side?

  • @rodneyaran9635
    @rodneyaran9635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    Put an angry eyebrows to Frank to fit the overall aesthetic of the build. He's too cute for a Jet engine helmet. Haha

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      this is a good idea

    • @Bear_Inmind
      @Bear_Inmind 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Frank - MK2

    • @flodgey
      @flodgey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@colinfurze can you make a slightly wider hose for it to suck more air and last longer?

    • @unofficialaudiobooks7878
      @unofficialaudiobooks7878 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@colinfurze it does suck for redesigning
      da dum crash
      ok i am out now

    • @FrankHarwald
      @FrankHarwald 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      & while you're at it: give him a smirk & a black sunglass like all proper Franks have! 😎

  • @Jonathan_8052
    @Jonathan_8052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Colin “put a jet engine in it” Furze

    • @Copperdude
      @Copperdude 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      wow first comment

  • @seebee9362
    @seebee9362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Me: Talking with my friends on the phone.
    My Mom:

  • @michelrieskes
    @michelrieskes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +827

    Jake: "Dad why does my room smell like diesel fumes?"
    Colin: "It's called CLEAN son!"

    • @jameswalker199
      @jameswalker199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I hope he's not too dischuffed about his reindeer being melted

    • @beanMosheen
      @beanMosheen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dad my lungs hurt. ;

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      michel Rieskes hehehe

    • @yorkmaster
      @yorkmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Clean and Diesel, sounds like American VWs

    • @gasowigamiuwu2220
      @gasowigamiuwu2220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yorkmaster VOLKSWAGEN is a german company

  • @tommarti_f1870
    @tommarti_f1870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    Dyson: the all new v12 cordless cleaner
    Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine
    also cordless

    • @BiskviLover
      @BiskviLover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      My dude
      It has wires on top
      /s

    • @limadeltazulu
      @limadeltazulu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin: a Henry hoover with a jet engine - more fun :)

    • @malafie9035
      @malafie9035 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BiskviLover ...

    • @dennis9810
      @dennis9810 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the Henry hoover is probably cheaper

    • @escwire7755
      @escwire7755 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And it runs on diesel...

  • @l.bdeerstalking5834
    @l.bdeerstalking5834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Dread to think how expensive Colin’s home insurance is 😂

  • @prodigythirteen2242
    @prodigythirteen2242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Colin: Uses ear defenders to protect ears against deafening roar of a jet engine in a confined space
    Also Colin: Forgets to put them on, instead hanging them around his neck like a piece of functional jewellery

    • @barcelonacoolness
      @barcelonacoolness 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's almost like he just forgot

    • @tSp289
      @tSp289 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      DOn't worry, he's got his safety tie on

    • @klmrk9961
      @klmrk9961 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's not gonna have much hearing left when he's older

    • @GreatBeeman
      @GreatBeeman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@klmrk9961 what makes You believe he will reach old age?

    • @JMMC1005
      @JMMC1005 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@GreatBeeman What makes him believe he has much hearing NOW?

  • @samarvora7185
    @samarvora7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    -Is the RAF doing a fly by?
    -No that's Colin vacuuming his shed.

  • @cjcronin1000
    @cjcronin1000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +363

    “Time to test an incredibly loud jet engine in a confined space...better put my ear defenders around my neck to be safe!”
    Colin, you’re mental. Please never change.

    • @zolikar1
      @zolikar1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Exactly!

    • @aeghuplays2508
      @aeghuplays2508 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      All safety equipment is best worn around the neck, hence the existence of the safety tie.

    • @elizabethfriar5184
      @elizabethfriar5184 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zolikar1 you see haa

  • @Cervando
    @Cervando 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Colin: "Needs more suction power... "
    Also Colin: "Next week Black Hole Vacuum cleaner"

  • @DerKaktusAvant
    @DerKaktusAvant 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    Imagine having a wife that let's you run a jet engine in the house.

    • @prayze5924
      @prayze5924 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rock on dude🤘

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      His madness probably pays the bills so

    • @richardharrold9736
      @richardharrold9736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Thefreakyfreek yep, enough that this house isn't where he actually lives any more...

    • @swegneto_9601
      @swegneto_9601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@richardharrold9736 proof?

    • @kylekaye9147
      @kylekaye9147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't ask just do

  • @brendancooper6285
    @brendancooper6285 4 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    "generally jet engines don't want to be vacuum cleaners"

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      the things I say eh

    • @-deltajay
      @-deltajay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colinfurze i love you with all my heart

    • @maplejames6992
      @maplejames6992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Generally.

    • @dayzeddy0199
      @dayzeddy0199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@colinfurze can you build a pod racer?

    • @jamesharris5158
      @jamesharris5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@colinfurze I love it, just the right amount of crazy that we've come to expect from your channel, could perhaps have given the poor little jet engine an easier time using the output to drive a venturi instead of directly using the low pressure side, would have certainly eliminated the smoke issue and reduced the EGT.

  • @kushagrasaxena8454
    @kushagrasaxena8454 4 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner"
    Because why not Colin

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      WARNING! I have big muscles and I show them off on my highly stimulating channel! Thanks for being jealous, dear chosen

    • @diegootero1686
      @diegootero1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Science isn't about WHY, it's about WHY NOT

    • @diegootero1686
      @diegootero1686 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AxxLAfriku oh and WARNING! I don't care

  • @BlackHawkNL
    @BlackHawkNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I'm going on a vacation tomorrow"
    "Nice, will you be traveling through the air or by car?"
    "Nah mate I'll travel by jet engine powered vacuum cleaner, see ya!"

  • @herpderpherpd
    @herpderpherpd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Colins wife: "Where's the vacuum"
    Colin: "IMPROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED"

  • @ValentineC137
    @ValentineC137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    colin: *_puts on hearing protection to protect against a literal jet engine... takes it off again and starts the jet engine_*

    • @poppy5525
      @poppy5525 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It matters not...as long as he's wearing a safety tie, all will be well!

    • @huntingshorts1060
      @huntingshorts1060 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      th-cam.com/video/QaxKZd3pJVQ/w-d-xo.html

    • @molnack_87
      @molnack_87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ATM RITM lol don’t click the link he’s premoting his channel

  • @thatguybc4798
    @thatguybc4798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    The only man in the world who can say ‘let’s just take the jet engine out of the landspeeder’

  • @ikosh1
    @ikosh1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Is it a bird, is it a plane, "nope it's Colin's vacuum" says the neighbour who is sick of this kind of stuff...

    • @caesar7734
      @caesar7734 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It is a bird 8:15

  • @shelbykingnfs7216
    @shelbykingnfs7216 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Colin, your family must really love you if you can always do this sort of craziness in the house! Love your work man

  • @theroguecollective1267
    @theroguecollective1267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +461

    Colin: Smart enough to build a jet engine into a vacuum cleaner.
    Also Colin: "Vacum"

    • @NamielLion
      @NamielLion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Let us not forget "way to hot"

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NamielLion I think this man is in love with his vaccum

    • @ethanpoole3443
      @ethanpoole3443 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hey now, it’s a Vac-U-Me!

    • @jimmybob3756
      @jimmybob3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin is probably more than half blind and deaf by now....he will never even see our comments let alone understand them. 😁

    • @stpidstuff
      @stpidstuff 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jimmybob3756 how would he look at the camera / show us what he made then

  • @StrawHatLuffy-wq8wh
    @StrawHatLuffy-wq8wh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    8:43 thats the maid from family guy 😂

  • @Winlonghorn_iso
    @Winlonghorn_iso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Me: **trying to talk to my friends in an Xbox party**
    My mom:

  • @chedidkamal837
    @chedidkamal837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    Jet vacuum cleaner:
    coolness: 100 %
    efficiency: 0.0000000000000000000000000547 %

    • @usbgamers123
      @usbgamers123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Chance of burning your house down: %8594

    • @John-gv9iz
      @John-gv9iz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HA, ha, ha!

    • @GunGryphon
      @GunGryphon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It adds up to more than 100%, which is an amazing feat in itself.

    • @chedidkamal837
      @chedidkamal837 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GunGryphon each criterion is individual indeed

    • @roembol
      @roembol 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Smells: 4865%

  • @mojkie
    @mojkie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Probably even more impractical than the car filled with water.
    I'd buy it.

  • @TheMrHirni
    @TheMrHirni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Really enjoying that colin took it that far. Joined the channel under 1mio. Colinfurze is the consistency no one asked for, but everyone needs!

  • @comanta377
    @comanta377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Me: fails at making a peanut butter and jelly.
    This guy:

  • @rickseiden1
    @rickseiden1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    "Yes, but your scientist were too busy asking themselves if they could that they didn't stop to ask themselves if they should."

    • @Nostalgieletsplays
      @Nostalgieletsplays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rick Seiden Jurassic Park is the best movie

    • @filipesilveira5360
      @filipesilveira5360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ginger Tom Hanks?!

    • @tomster7574
      @tomster7574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i need a jet powered cell phone for long range calls.

    • @jhonnywalker97
      @jhonnywalker97 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      “Preoccupied”

    • @rickseiden1
      @rickseiden1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jhonnywalker97 usually I look it up to make sure I get it right, but I didn't this time, and paid for it...

  • @BullittGT40
    @BullittGT40 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Support Colin Furze because his insurance will go up 10x after his insurance agent sees this.

    • @Guru_1092
      @Guru_1092 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hah. Insurance is for loosers!

  • @cu3771
    @cu3771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    No one:
    Colin Furze: casually just has a jet engine lying around

  • @KissMyFatAxe
    @KissMyFatAxe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Colin: has hearing protection
    Also Colin: only wears it _before_ starting the engine, not after
    Still Colin: absolute badass

  • @matthieugross80
    @matthieugross80 4 ปีที่แล้ว +288

    Use this for when you vacuum a carpet.
    Positive: carpet is clean
    Negative: carpet is gone

    • @sora2534
      @sora2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If it's gone then that means theres no more crumbs right?

    • @sw6188
      @sw6188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I like your sense of humour!

    • @Loznero
      @Loznero 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Callas_ it's a joke...

    • @axieore
      @axieore 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      U shouldn't use the vacuum in ur floor
      It might also get sucked

  • @AvixkThePig
    @AvixkThePig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    "Jet engines do not like to be vacuum cleaners."
    Well that answers my question.

  • @tylerhensley2312
    @tylerhensley2312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The furze builds I like are the ones where you ask yourself "why".

  • @nozmoking1
    @nozmoking1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Fire brigade: "And just how did the drapes catch fire?"
    Colin: "It was the bloody vacuum cleaner."

    • @liamtwentyman7275
      @liamtwentyman7275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thanks, bought a grin to my face.
      I mean, "normal" vacuum cleaners are not unknown to spit out fire...

    • @michaelesposito2629
      @michaelesposito2629 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Normal ones burst into flames too tho...

  • @bobster1982
    @bobster1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Weekly product meeting at Jet cat. "He put one of our engines in a what ?!?" lol

  • @akrobeaver
    @akrobeaver 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I discovered your channel today and it’s been 3 hours I’m watching those video. Absolutely amazing thanks you!

  • @ScorpionsFatality
    @ScorpionsFatality 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how wild some of your ideas get. Also the face on the vacuum is great.

  • @coulombicdistortion1814
    @coulombicdistortion1814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    Today's newspaper: "British man burns house down with modified vacuum cleaner."

    • @therawmeatball6883
      @therawmeatball6883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The house is immune. To you have any idea how many safety ties there are in there?

    • @AkAsCoTTii3
      @AkAsCoTTii3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ‘How do you modi..’
      ‘He put a jet engine in it’
      ‘Oh’

    • @markwright3161
      @markwright3161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Colin chasing the infamous 'Florida man' stories. :)

    • @BL-ik1zz
      @BL-ik1zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vacum

    • @holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749
      @holidayfartcruiserthe2nd749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Correction: Formerly British Florida man burns down house with modded vacuum cleaner

  • @flighttime1185
    @flighttime1185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    Colin: this is going to be a bit loud for the shed
    Next clip: has headphones off

    • @Makujah_
      @Makujah_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      These are brilliant Furze safety headmuffs - they work in similar fashion to Furze safety tie

    • @chelarestelar
      @chelarestelar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They are Bluetooth noise-cancelling muffs

  • @joshuahertz4108
    @joshuahertz4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "How many vacuum cleaners can do that?!"
    Just one, Colin. Just one.

  • @jirapatthaenphromrat2910
    @jirapatthaenphromrat2910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    8:28 well, that's something I'm probably gonna see in my nightmares tonight.

  • @shivamgagad5674
    @shivamgagad5674 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    Dyson: Our vacuums have the strongest suction
    This guy: _Hold my vacuum cleaner_

    • @incognito6337
      @incognito6337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      DatAviation 340
      It’s pronounced “Colin furze”

    • @iklone
      @iklone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It’s pronounced “Vacum cleaner”

    • @richcampoverde
      @richcampoverde 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "This guy" how dare you insult the furze

    • @STeve-bv1uk
      @STeve-bv1uk 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy!?!?

    • @spaghettiman9405
      @spaghettiman9405 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hold my jet engine

  • @tarunkumawat6349
    @tarunkumawat6349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    2:57 I thought it was a smiley made for Frank's face

  • @brunospasta
    @brunospasta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love how he is like, "oh might be a bit loud for the shed", just to not use the ear protection at all :D

  • @Edbrad
    @Edbrad 5 วันที่ผ่านมา

    He makes it look like it’s a joy every step of the way and he always knows what he’s doing 😂 I want to believe that. I just I wished I was as good and liked anything THAT much!

  • @Cujo5
    @Cujo5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Colin: "I might vacuum the room."
    Colin: **Sets fire to the curtain**

    • @thatwazfunaz
      @thatwazfunaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well he did almost set fire to that stuffed reindeer so setting fire to anything else is highly possible

    • @Noah-gp4ml
      @Noah-gp4ml 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LKSimbalvr poor reindeer RIP

  • @M1LAD81
    @M1LAD81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

    Colin: Hi, I'd like to get a home insurance quote please.
    Sales rep: Of course sir, no problem. First I'll need to get some details. Can I start with your name please?
    Colin: yep, my name is Colin Furze.
    (Rep hangs up)
    Colin: hello? Hello? Bloody....
    I'm gonna build my own home insurance and it's gonna be jet and hover powered!

  • @kei3396
    @kei3396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Nobody:
    Maids when there's no one in the house:

  • @DrAcula-mi5nz
    @DrAcula-mi5nz 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:47 right when he said "I do have a solution for this" a vaccum cleaner ad started lmao

  • @Haze33E
    @Haze33E 4 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    The wife must be thrilled to have diesel fumes/smoke all through the house.

    • @TheNeonwing
      @TheNeonwing 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think at this point she is already used to them.

    • @jamesharris5158
      @jamesharris5158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheNeonwing I think by now the wife has left him and been replaced by a robot version.... Lol

    • @Diablothein
      @Diablothein 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jamesharris5158 a jet engine powered one.

    • @LordWaldema
      @LordWaldema 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jamesharris5158 like youtuber photonicinduction, when he started recording his videos in the living room you knew his wife left him

    • @WillyJunior
      @WillyJunior 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      delicious carcinogens

  • @El_Makong
    @El_Makong 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    neighbors: he's vacuuming, and it sounds like a jet engine
    colin: it is a jet engine!

    • @nixietubes
      @nixietubes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm "vacum"ing

    • @piers389
      @piers389 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Since he's English, it would probably be his neighboUrs.

    • @mattberg6816
      @mattberg6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And people complain about air traffic over the house

  • @bens585
    @bens585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Last week i thought about a jet powered vacuum cleaner and i instantly thought COLINFURZE, now i see this

  • @snapboy1309
    @snapboy1309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:01 this gives a hole new meaning to turn that frown upside down lol

  • @Spartan375X
    @Spartan375X 4 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    Cats and dogs: So this is how the world ends!

    • @vipervidsgamingplus5723
      @vipervidsgamingplus5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Spartan375x “So this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a high pitch whine”
      -Some person

    • @sora2534
      @sora2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      With thunderous applause
      Oh wait that's diplomacy, not the world

    • @thomashughes_teh
      @thomashughes_teh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pet psychologists are loving the new business.

  • @adamwarburton3486
    @adamwarburton3486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    When your mom says you have to vacuum your room and you’ve just started a game and you have to do it quick

  • @NorbertKarman
    @NorbertKarman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    7:01 Like Anakin Skywalker
    "Its wooorrking!!! Its wooorking" :D

  • @aceonfn6644
    @aceonfn6644 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your ideas about the jet on the hoover

  • @BrilliantDesignOnline
    @BrilliantDesignOnline 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    and in local news: "When the firemen arrived, they found the shed engulfed in flames, high levels of carbon monoxide, and Colin held tightly to the turbine vacuum inlet by his safety tie...
    the neighbors were found hiding with their chicken...the firemen claim the first thing Colin was able to mutter was 'Subscribe'"

  • @electricpaisy6045
    @electricpaisy6045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    2:56 Oh he makes a smiley face to make it look fun
    3:01 Wait why does he bend it?
    3:07 This has an actual reason? :O

  • @mcgetrekt2388
    @mcgetrekt2388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    99p a month is the most generous channel subscription I've seen yet! Some people charge like £6 and you don't even get discounts on merch!

  • @immortalpassion518
    @immortalpassion518 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    God level creativity. I think this guy probably extremely crazy 😂😂

  • @sweatychazza6023
    @sweatychazza6023 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    This is the best channel ever

    • @colinfurze
      @colinfurze  4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      I try lol

    • @rasachya5340
      @rasachya5340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @colinfurze you’re the best

    • @sinewave3323
      @sinewave3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr! It seriously is bro! Lmao you are a genious and i wouldn't ask you to change a thing colin! 😂😂😂😎👍🏻👋🏻

    • @sinewave3323
      @sinewave3323 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@colinfurze i finaly got my 1st oscilloscope! It's an antique lol and it's gd for up to 60mhz! It's a tektronix! 😀😀😀

    • @sarzodagreat5870
      @sarzodagreat5870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      For real!

  • @kyriakos098
    @kyriakos098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    0:03 "I must make a jet powered vacuum cleaner"
    you and I have a different definition of "Must"

  • @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232
    @qislegit.donttrustthemedia6232 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Those welds look clean! You should do a guide on welding with a super cheap welding machine

  • @Alexor715
    @Alexor715 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wonder what the neighbors think when they hear a jet screeching, caughing, mad laugh and yelling "it's working!" at the same time.. 😅

  • @jmarsden73
    @jmarsden73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    8:42 was that a family guy Consuela reference? 😂

  • @MrRobertBatchelor
    @MrRobertBatchelor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Doctor: You've got lung cancer.
    Colin: No idea how I got that, I don't even smoke.

    • @matthiastilly5480
      @matthiastilly5480 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's ok - he always wears the safety tie! It gives a +8 protection against lung cancer also!

    • @EUD504
      @EUD504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@matthiastilly5480 Only when it is worn very tightly

    • @SilentEchoMedia
      @SilentEchoMedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      EU holy shit thats funny

  • @jzssy4991
    @jzssy4991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    *Neighbors trying to sleep*
    Collin: just casually creating the sun next door

  • @r7kelley553
    @r7kelley553 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The end was hilarious!

  • @MrXennhorn
    @MrXennhorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Colin's Wife: ... COLIN! did you mess with my henry ... !!!
    Colin: .. uh no ... I swapped him for a Frank ...
    Colin's wife: *visibly angry*
    Colin: Look he's even jet powered ....

    • @axieore
      @axieore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jet engines 4 life

    • @darkshadowsx5949
      @darkshadowsx5949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      either he doesn't have a wife or she isn't concerned with him burning the house down or making the stairs unsafe.
      or they actually live in a different house and he just films here.

  • @MrRagequitnow
    @MrRagequitnow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Colin Furze invents the best excuse ever for avoiding vacuuming. " Honey, remember the last time I vacuumed, and drapes caught on fire?1"

  • @wichervanlambalgen3487
    @wichervanlambalgen3487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Collin
    Super awesome project; but I think it's effectiveness as a vacum cleaner can be improved while solving the overheating issue when you use it as a high-bypass (where the bypass comes through the filter) instead of using the intake to create the vacum ;)

  • @richardthered
    @richardthered 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Like a fine wine Colin gets better with age, and more dangerous. lol thanks for the laughs and amazing engineering skills...AGAIN. :)

  • @aurin_komak
    @aurin_komak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    Me: hmm what am i gonna watch today
    TH-cam: what about a jet powered vacuum cleaner
    Me: fair enough

  • @Isaac_L..
    @Isaac_L.. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    “Might be a bit loud for the shed”
    *puts on ear pro
    *takes off ear pro and starts jet

    • @DBautell
      @DBautell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      WHAT?

    • @death1305sam
      @death1305sam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sy didn't hear you

    • @ValentineC137
      @ValentineC137 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@death1305sam *_WHAT?_*

  • @olgaulm46479
    @olgaulm46479 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Greetings from Russia! My three-year-old son is a big fan of Henry, and now a big fan of you. He's watched this video thousands of times. Thank you.

  • @surfcello
    @surfcello 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    As jet engines work much better with high airflow, I wonder if you could have kept your ballast pipes open and used the Bernoulli effect to suck air out of a T junction: The fast moving air flows past a hole (or porous section of the pipe), sucking more air into the flow through the hole(s). Having the intake be a cone shape could further increase efficiency via the Venturi effect.

  • @iramsethi
    @iramsethi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    Playing PS4 with frends: sorry guys about the noise my mom is hoovering
    Friends: bro is ur mom hoovering or landing a plane
    Me: well sorta both

  • @TGHibiki
    @TGHibiki 4 ปีที่แล้ว +259

    Colins wife: “Be a dear and vacuum the living room.”
    Colin: “Oh! uh... Frank’s gone on a run.”
    Colin’s wife: “... Now what have you done?”
    Cut to Frank speeding down the A1.

    • @12Acorns
      @12Acorns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      TheGreatHibiki
      News:Uh now on local news , local man made a Henry with a rocket engine and is currently speeding down the a1 cleaning the roads so please be carful on the a1 today.
      Me: Honey get the shotgun , we’re Henry hunting.

    • @LukaszHost76
      @LukaszHost76 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@12Acorns This comment made my day, thank you.

    • @12Acorns
      @12Acorns 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Polish-Nation your welcome

  • @solunasunrise
    @solunasunrise 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    colins channel is the only one where the music right ! keeps me commin back !

  • @DoctorDex
    @DoctorDex 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The sound is just glorious! I'll never complain about my noisy vacuum again xD

  • @fuckologic1202
    @fuckologic1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    They should really make a collab with Michael Reeves
    Or not, they would probably end the world

    • @liviurosca
      @liviurosca 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      And with guy from Electroboom channel will be a perfect trio 😂😂👌👌 🔥 ⚡

    • @c2games592
      @c2games592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      News just in. A whole house exploded on 32nd and main street

    • @go9218
      @go9218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the same thing before suddenly read this comment

    • @fuckologic1202
      @fuckologic1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@go9218 I see you are a man of cultura as well

    • @aibpresto
      @aibpresto 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Michael Reeves literally tortures his roommates

  • @jamesward7425
    @jamesward7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    🤣🤣 The Consuela reference has just made my day! 🧹
    We need more lemon pledge Mr Colin!!!

  • @josh4740
    @josh4740 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    What colin should do is have a temperature gauge so if it gets to hot he can have servos on the vents so it automatically opens and let's more air

    • @sargentthiccboi9333
      @sargentthiccboi9333 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Literally just had that thought. I’m pretty sure the engine itself has a temperature gauge on it anyways so it shouldn’t be too hard to do

  • @thatoneguy611
    @thatoneguy611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Colinfurze: *literally melts a stuffed animal to death... Extremely graphic looking...
    Also Colinfurze: **maniacal laugher*

  • @mattsgrungy
    @mattsgrungy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I get the feeling that Colin's wife is one of the most patient people you will ever meet. Like, yeah he's doing it for TH-cam now but I reckon he was like this before...

    • @benjaminbrown3939
      @benjaminbrown3939 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think he has a wife

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@benjaminbrown3939 Doesnt he have a child though?

    • @quinn860
      @quinn860 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Comes home from plumbing, thenstarts making a jet engine ithe evenings

    • @BaalsMistress
      @BaalsMistress 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@foty8679 Don't need a wife for that.

  • @evilutionltd
    @evilutionltd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    5:35 "way to hot"
    6:58 "vacum"
    C'mon Furze! lol

    • @JOCoStudio1
      @JOCoStudio1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, he should definitely stick to making hilariously demented projects! I do not see a career in writing round the corner.

    • @sushimshah2896
      @sushimshah2896 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's on purpose

  • @nowayhosay4406
    @nowayhosay4406 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Imagine looking out your window to see this guy with all his inventions out 😯

  • @victoryfirst2878
    @victoryfirst2878 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Collin, I can tell you that I will make me a shop just like yours with hideaway tooling. Very well done fella too. V

  • @jankyvibes6288
    @jankyvibes6288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Imagine what would happen if collin furze and mark rober built something together.

    • @sebastianwlodarczyk
      @sebastianwlodarczyk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, at least we got a bit of a collab with a super soaker:]

    • @thecollector9147
      @thecollector9147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Chaotic good

    • @toasty7408
      @toasty7408 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      + hack smith + Michael reeves

  • @izelkerman7713
    @izelkerman7713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    The guy that took an engine from a landspeeder comming from a galaxy far far away to stick it on a vacuum cleaner...
    Brilliant

    • @paulluce2557
      @paulluce2557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only in England... or more accurately.. Only in Colin's tiny corner of England...

  • @antonio8393
    @antonio8393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Imagine being the coolest vacuum cleaner alive right now.

  • @glennrmarks
    @glennrmarks 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    LOL, I thought you were making a smiley face, but it was the top to your vacuum cleaner.

  • @edwardtomkins6594
    @edwardtomkins6594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Me: Colin there is a reason why jets are not commonly used in vacuum cleaners.
    Colin: So

    • @samarvora7185
      @samarvora7185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There might be a hundred reasons why vacuum cleaners aren't jet powered, but right now I can't think of one.