That's how people end up with hydraulic mechanical suits. "Damn, this is heavy, I'll just brace it along my shoulder." "Well, may as well attach this bracing to the backpack then" "It's a big weight for this little backpack now, so I'll make a waist brace for it" "Yep, legs are wobbling under the pressure, I'll just build some new legs"
and Monday =Furzday Tuesday=Furzday Wednesday=Furzday fuck it you get the picture everydays a Furzday when you got all your Colinz's in a row HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Probably the closest to the crazy Russian guy from Iron Man 2, and considering the Hacksmith is trying to become Iron Man and Colin has been making some "make it real" kinda videos, I'd be worried. Or excited. Probably both. I'm guessing they will have a final showdown at Colin's 10 million subscribers special
I wouldve loved this for work. My first few days was cutting tree branches wity either branch cutters or a rotary saw. So to just snip. Would be awsome
Honestly with all the crazy stuff Colin does, I'm surprised he's made it this far. He rides fast, DIY vehicles he builds in his shed with no helmet or anything. He operates machinery wearing a necktie. He regularly plays with fire and accelerants. It's a wonder he hasn't died or burned anything down.
Nah , Tombstone is a next level Battlebot champion , most of the times he got taken out , which is almost never , it was due to mechanical failures or his blade breaking . You don't take out Tombstone , Tombstone takes you out XD
Right. He is working on an arm mounted metal snipper, and already has a wrist mounted grappling hook, and thermite launcher. Then he can jump on his hover bike and drive off.
@@ryanstafford9717 I heard pole shed and jcb, but I'm sure pulse jet is more Colin. A Jcb is a brand of skid steer, like a bobcat but their new one has a fancy telescoping arm.
Hi Colin. Found you through the David Jason programme. I'm a plumber of 60 years making me 76 this year, and still working. I love it. I find what you do is very entertaining, far better than than all the American shows that are on which are so stage managed. Yankee bullshit. With you its what you see is what you get. No bullshit. I notice you have an infinity with Ryobi tools . So do l. My big drill I've had for 15 yrs still going strong. I also enjoy the music you play. Thanks for the entertainment, Colin regards, Ken
Hey I will have you know yankee bullshit is the purest & highest grade bullshit there is bro! But seriously of all the kinds of Americans here in the states Yankees are probably the ones you would like, them guys don't suffer jackassery or bullshit either.
Me: Colin Furze is one of my favourite youtubers! Time traveller: Oh nice, has he made the exoskeleton suit that skynet uses to subjugate the human race yet? Me: Come again?
Don't jinx him ffs if he really did loose a arm he would be fucked from then on he won't be able to build much after that so keep positive lol or we will loose a fun crazy genius
@@rcarrot2955 yes, I've made one/am in the process of making one. I have one arm fully complete and am working on a second arm. It's wood framed, because I don't have any money and that was in my garage, and i made my own sensors that detect the movement of my arm, and the motors move accordingly. I have a PWM trigger from an old drill to control the speed. If a 14 year old kid with no engineering qualifications at all can make one off of a $30 budget, Colin certainly can.
You should be an engineer for the Fire and Rescue Department. Something like this could really be useful to them. I’m very jealous of your talent . . . Keep it up.
How cool would it be if Colin combined every backpack-based invention into one backpack, and then his arms would just be covered with all the stuff he’s made over the years (this, wolverine claws, flamethrower, etc.)? It’s be really hard, but super awesome!
Colin U might wanna put some sort of endstop so that the hydraulics stops working when the blade touches the other so that the whole thing won't get bent.
@@maxsterry5013 I actually don't know what is typical. In Berlin they are hydraulic and have very pointy claws. So you can ram them inbetween cardoors and pop it apart. Or they use it to cut and bend the roof
The Jaws where great, but the real highlight of this video was the backpack hydraulic pump... That opens up some possibilities.. Hydraulic chainsaw anyone?
The thing I love about engineering is that somehow the simplest solutions work the best. Instead of making a custom metal mount for the pump, he just threw it in a backpack!
4:58 _"We've got like 4 tonnes of pushing strength."_ 9:42 _"I think it'd be quite nice to have a bigger hydraulic cylinder, so we've actually got a little bit more power."_ Right'o.
OY GITZ !! If you want to do an arm-choppy-thingy , check out the Ork power klaws from Warhammer 40K , they're pretty choppy and arm-y , and i'd bloody love to see you make one , or something similar !!! Maybe an idea for the MK2 Choppa ? :D
Bigger versions of this are used in steel working. All colin has done is made a small hydraulic wood sheer. Metal sheers are larger because in most cases it a larger flat slab of metal crushing something else in between another slab of metal. What Collin needs to do is yes increase the pistion size as well as increase the mass of the jaw
Teacher "So Timmy what did you bring to what's you bring to school for show and tell" Timmy "I mbrought my dad's wrist mounted flame thrower" IDK what his sons actual name is so I just used timmy
So what do wanna see Mk2 chop up, we need twice the power and strength then we can destroy everything muhahaha.
colinfurze lol I love your videos I’ve been watching them forever big fan.
A skull
4th like
Oof you literally have enough power to take over youtube
#technicalmrsunil
Colin Furze comes a step closer to becoming a comic book super-villain every day.
I was thinking exactly the same! Won't be long before he has Dr Octopus gear
muhahaha I laugh to myself in my underground bunker...........yeah kinda could be a super villain couldn't i.
@@colinfurze Iron Man vs you, one has money the other has ingenuity
Lol, I thought of a Spiderman villain in particular😂
first thought was of James Bond villain Jaws - get some hydraulic teeth
"by the time I'm finished, it'll probably be so heavy I won't be able to lift me arm up"
Heh. I know the feeling all too well... love it.
yup where there hydraulics theres weight
Welp , i am just a random guy in between these 2 . I will wait until someone realises how fast TheHacksmith replied .
bruhuhuhuhuhguhguuh
So are you going to one up him
That's how people end up with hydraulic mechanical suits.
"Damn, this is heavy, I'll just brace it along my shoulder."
"Well, may as well attach this bracing to the backpack then"
"It's a big weight for this little backpack now, so I'll make a waist brace for it"
"Yep, legs are wobbling under the pressure, I'll just build some new legs"
Mr Furze + Thursday = That means its Furzday!..
Happy Furzday day everyone!
Enjoy the show.
"Furz" is "Fart" in german...
Happy Fartday
Lol but let’s just go to keep furzday
and
Monday =Furzday
Tuesday=Furzday
Wednesday=Furzday
fuck it you get the picture everydays a Furzday when you got all your Colinz's in a row HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Skyett Hab ich auch grad gedacht lol
"TONY STARK BUILT THIS SUIT IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"
Colin: pathetic.
*cuts iron man's arm off*
Is that quote from iron Man 1 because he's talking about the arc reactor
Me whathing these video thingys: hmm how much exp do i need to be this smart but crazy at the same time.
My suster in the room: \_(●~●)_/
It's not a suit by the way it's a arc reactor
I feel like I'm watching a supervillain slowly take form.
Or a super hero!
Probably the closest to the crazy Russian guy from Iron Man 2, and considering the Hacksmith is trying to become Iron Man and Colin has been making some "make it real" kinda videos, I'd be worried. Or excited. Probably both.
I'm guessing they will have a final showdown at Colin's 10 million subscribers special
@@DeeSnow97 Each one with their most powerful creations and launching thousands of fireworks at each other, basically a two men war
I dig it
Colin Furze! Master of Machines! Can turn a lump of steel into any weapon he so desires!
I was about to comment, "This dude is gonna turn out to be a supervillain one day"
Anyone else really wanna see collin compete in battle bots or a different robot fighting sport
This needs to happen.
@@shlamallama6433 yes
Yooooo dope idea fam
Yes. All other contenders vs. Colin.
Junkyard wars. Get all the crazy youtube builder types and compete for the title of 'Biggest Madboy on TH-cam'
Most people: CAD=Computer Assisted Design
Colinfurze: CAD=Cardboard Assisted Design
stolen from bad obsession motorsport
Sneaky Oregano55 aided*
Me: CAD=Canadian Dollar
Colin Assisted Design
Congratulations on getting the joke.
The swagger of a rock star, the skills of a master craftsman, and the maturity of a four year old child. Winning combination!
Colin Furze makes hydraulic jaw to crush stuff
Jaw crushes itself instead
*o u t s t a n d i n g m o v e*
its textbook furze engineering haha
Lol
Omg yes
I’m going to do what’s called a pro gamer move
*TASK FAILED SUCCESSFULLY*
An Alec Steele x Colin Furze collab! I never knew I needed this, but now I can’t wait...
I have been asking for this for about a year now and it finally hapened hell yeah!!!!!!
What we really need is a collab with Peter stripol
meeeee tooooo
Or Michael Reeves?
Colin went and helped Alec sweep up his shop right before Alec left to come to the states. Also Colin raided Alec’s rubbish bin. Sort of a collab.
7:29 : "For what? I don't know, but who doesn't want one of those!"
What a wonderful way to sum up your inventions!
I wouldve loved this for work. My first few days was cutting tree branches wity either branch cutters or a rotary saw. So to just snip. Would be awsome
Kid: My dad's a crapenter.
Teacher: I think you mean a carpenter?
Kid: No he makes all kinds of cool crap.
Honestly with all the crazy stuff Colin does, I'm surprised he's made it this far. He rides fast, DIY vehicles he builds in his shed with no helmet or anything. He operates machinery wearing a necktie. He regularly plays with fire and accelerants. It's a wonder he hasn't died or burned anything down.
Colin! Have you ever thought about making a battle bot? I think you’d be able to come up with some thing that’s pretty incredible.
Randy B. K. And the prize for the most bland comment goes to you
He defo needs to do this
Longarms I agree, his battlebot would be insane!
I think he would have a pretty good shot at taking out Tombstone if he's able to build something
Nah , Tombstone is a next level Battlebot champion , most of the times he got taken out , which is almost never , it was due to mechanical failures or his blade breaking . You don't take out Tombstone , Tombstone takes you out XD
i'm impressed, that you still have all your fingers!
Chief Briand same
forget fingers, i'm impressed he still has his ARMS!
Comma rule, homie:
When in doubt, leave it out.
@@null-ws9rr forget arms, i'm impressed he still has half his BODY!
I'm impressed that he's still in one piece
Just imagine it’s the end of the world and this one guy comes out of his garage with an arsenal of insane homemade weapons
Imagine in close combat and this this guy just snips you in half
I BELIEVE you are talking about ZNA Productions. You should subscribe, he’s so broke he shouts out random people who PayPal him five bucks.
@@zero_gravity5861
Maybe not the best promotion ever
Right. He is working on an arm mounted metal snipper, and already has a wrist mounted grappling hook, and thermite launcher. Then he can jump on his hover bike and drive off.
While he is living in his underground survival shelter under his shed
10:03 ''That will be coming up soon.'' am i blind or did he never upload a second part of an improved Hydraulic Jaw?
Yeah, how about that????
Still nothing
nope still nothing
I’m still waiting haha
Still waiting
Cardboard aided design....oh so that is what CAD stands for....Thanks Colin, always great to learn with you....
I do my Cardboard aided design digitally, on the computer, with a mouse, and specialised software.. ;)
result: same.
@@GenoLoma Computer aided design
@@GenoLoma - Not quite the same no, matter what softwear you have.
Don't you think these guys had used it if it had been the same or easier ?.
Wow, that joke blew straight over your heads, huh guys..?
As seen before on Project Binky. (In Colour!)
“It involves a pulse jet and a JCB” is the most colinfurze thing you’ve ever said.
That's what he said!!! OHHH!!! I couldn't understand (we yanks only speak proper 'merican ;) ). WTF is JCB?
@@ryanstafford9717 I heard pole shed and jcb, but I'm sure pulse jet is more Colin. A Jcb is a brand of skid steer, like a bobcat but their new one has a fancy telescoping arm.
Thanks bill! I appreciate the translation! I love this stuff!!!!!!
I thought he said a Porsche and a JCB at first!
@@ryanstafford9717 A JCB is the British name for a backhoe
Just when I thought Furze has chilled out with his age, he resumes his lifelong career as a prospective super-villain. Well played, lad.
Hi Colin. Found you through the David Jason programme. I'm a plumber of 60 years making me 76 this year, and still working. I love it.
I find what you do is very entertaining, far better than than all the American shows that are on which are so stage managed. Yankee bullshit. With you its what you see is what you get. No bullshit.
I notice you have an infinity with Ryobi tools . So do l. My big drill I've had for 15 yrs still going strong.
I also enjoy the music you play. Thanks for the entertainment, Colin regards, Ken
Hey I will have you know yankee bullshit is the purest & highest grade bullshit there is bro!
But seriously of all the kinds of Americans here in the states Yankees are probably the ones you would like, them guys don't suffer jackassery or bullshit either.
"Dad, who was your favorite super-villain growing up???" "Well son, there was a man named Colin Furze..."
aka. Hydraulic Jaw
He was equipped with a metal jaw, and he was known to man under one name: The Bike Robber
"but kid... he was no vilain. he was a hero among us."
Me: Colin Furze is one of my favourite youtubers!
Time traveller: Oh nice, has he made the exoskeleton suit that skynet uses to subjugate the human race yet?
Me: Come again?
He stole our Bikes to expand his army of sentient drift trikes, that still wreak havoc to this day
2019: Makes arm mounted hydraulic jaws
2029: Fights Elon Musk
2035 conquers Mars
2040 takes over the moon, Mars, Pluto, Venus, and the earth...
2045 jupiter and saturn are his play things like a cats ball of yarn
@@audiosilver4345 1절만해 ;; 못알아듣겠지?
Hahaha 😂😂
Therapist: lobster man isn't real. He can't hurt you
Lobster man: 8:55
Lobster man : observe
@@Leon-ex3ym osbeve
Atlas Tech sbeve
these were exceptional, but if he could make an Ork Power Claw, that would be utterly Incredible
If this guy lost an arm, I can see him making his own
He'd have one for every occasion
@@churchboy4609 "ah fuck, forgot me fireworks arm"
@@siriuskndfgsegg7495 YES. Mounted quick-release hydraulics systems! And just an SCBA (basically a breathing device firefighters use) on at all times
Don't jinx him ffs if he really did loose a arm he would be fucked from then on he won't be able to build much after that so keep positive lol or we will loose a fun crazy genius
Bruh he'll just make his own steampunk cybernetic arm
0:00 _When you try to silently move your chair during a test_
Lmao
This is amazing
LMAO!!!!
W
Because of you I broke the replay button 😅
Normal person: uses a saw
Colin: uses arm mounted hydraulic jaws
Well, he does have a plasma cutter.
Next project chainsaw arms oh yea
@@camdavies5530 Can't forget the BOOM STICK if he gets a chainsaw arm.
@@thirsten55
Hail to the king baby
New title “making myself metal crab hands”
big meaty claws
“On this channel CAD means cardboard aided design.” God that got me
Taken straight from Bad Obession Motorsport IMO
Yes, go watch Project Binky!
Aided
never knew i use cad a lot
Aided
Everytime I come back to this channel, I see that Colin has made a new incredibly deadly tool. Honestly, this man is so incredible.
"It'll probably be so heavy I won't be able to lift me arm" well then, you'll just have to build yourself a powered exoskeleton then Colin.
Powered exoskeletons are easier than you'd think if you use crappy materials.
@@technicallydifficulties7094 you made one? Seen somebody make one? If so could you elaborate.
@@rcarrot2955 yes, I've made one/am in the process of making one. I have one arm fully complete and am working on a second arm. It's wood framed, because I don't have any money and that was in my garage, and i made my own sensors that detect the movement of my arm, and the motors move accordingly. I have a PWM trigger from an old drill to control the speed. If a 14 year old kid with no engineering qualifications at all can make one off of a $30 budget, Colin certainly can.
Insert Name cool
I CERTAINLY APPROVE THIS MESSAGE
The way your brain works is simply inspiring. Such a problem solver and lateral thinker!
WOW, a collaboration with Alec Steele! I'm quite happy to hear my two favourite TH-camrs are working together! ^_^
That was a surprise to me as well, but I can't wait for it!
I feel the same why guys I've been watching them both for a long time now and they both have gone so far kinda miss his old shop tho
RIP Mic
I want to be able to choose Colin Furze in Watchdogs: Legion, I can only imagine how awesome his special abilities would be as a Hacker class.
If that were a thing, I would want to get the game HAHAH!
Ya mon Da Troll Colin and his magical backpack
Maybe he could build stuff while your not playing as him?
2019:
Colin creates hydraulic jaws to cut metal and wood.
2025:
Colin creates war robot with flamethrower to cook a steak.
2063 Colin successfully complete warp engine, like Zefram Cochrane in Star Trek ! :D
SaD ClowN 2030: Colin finally figures out that you don’t need a flamethrower to cook toast
Didn't he already create flamethrower hands?
I swear to god this man could arm a whole post-apocalyptic army
2077: Colin has a city to burn
NAH, DATZ A POWA KLAW ROIGHT DEYA!!!!
Proper orky it iz. Da mekz need to get em selves diz umie down da chop shop
Hes going to help us get thru area 51 security with this
i bet we'll see some neko girls there or if not....
@@korutesu-san6972 We're clapping alien cheeks, get with the program.
Next minute he’s gonna put two of those on a suit of armour then were gonna be bust in alien cheeks with this mad lad
While y'all talking about aliens here I am practicing my area 51 raid technique.
No just do the Naruto run: you will go faster than the bullets.
Later in the BBC: Man in the streets of London chopping heads, Metropolitan Police are afraid to respond.
That’s already happening in London but aight
@@taurinetrashmann259 wdym
@@-Erne probally one of those alt rigth americans who forgets to look at actual murder rates
They've got guns, Colin has pacman.
Lmfao
Cardboard aided design - I think Mr Furze has been watching some Project Binky
I got the same thought.
same here. i also saw CAD referenced on bennys custom works this week!
America: we got high tech technology. Britian: we got this guy.
Human desire to sleep: **exists**
Colin Furze: "Hold my flamethrower"
Me right now haha
My channel: hold my magic! 😂
Fr it's 5am
Can anyone imagine the crazy things that would happen if Colin Furze met Adam Savage?
They would make an actual fucking gundam
He could make a hydrolic tooth brush to clean Adams teeth.
It would be magical. Just, purely magical.
Hacksmith, adam savage, and colin furz, the holy trinity.
TheDMG45 please yes
This man has built so many weapons that the military have no choice but to recruit him
You need to make it where you can wield 2 of them at once paint them red and you can become a crab man
He'll eat too much seafood.
Master SGT Gaming this comment is underrated
@@OneTimeIAteABagel I know right
Mr. Crab*
Mecha Zoidberg
[in a war]
Kim Jong-Un : We have nuclear missiles
United Kingdom : We have colin
My favourite country: kin jon un
Kim Jong-un is a country
meanwhile in Germany a mad laugh is echoing
"LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES"
@@Malazar77 Actually, the guy is so fat that at least he has his own post code. Not far from being a country.
Mr Beast: I have all your minecraft and fortnite accounts
You could go on a training with a local firebrigade to rip open some crashed cars?
mate you could take over the world with all your stuff
Here we see the local BigMek in the process of making a new Power Klaw for the Warboss
CAD: *Cardboard-Aided* Design.
Now that's bloody brilliant! 😂
Assisted*
Bad Obsession Motorsport thought that too...
@@red00eye haha, its all good. Simple mistakes happen
Who else thinks he should make a mech-suit that goes along with this
"I'd like to point out the test pilot survived that"
@@IcespherePlaysGames marvel refrence
yes that is a goooooood idea ;-)
It would be like a Big Daddy Suit from Bioshock
He needs to meet up with Hacksmith cus he’s building a mech suit
How to describe pretty much everything on Colin's channel 'for what? I don't know, but who doesn't want one of those'.
This little hydraulic beast you have here is version 1. We are waiting for version 2. After that, an exoskeleton!!
Warhammer 40k power claw. Ork in the makein
Basically... if Furze had a baby with a hooligan, you'd have a Big Mek.
Speaking of which, my meks now need white shirts and safety ties
Zoggin' 'ell, dat fing's flash!
Fuck yeah
ONG ALEC STEEELLLLL ITS LIKE AVENGERS ITS LIKE
CLLIN,ALEC,MARKROBER, YEAS
A Colin/Alec/Will collaboration is perfection!
precious clement selwyn s. Fermin your dead rising safe house dream team
shut up?
WOT YOUVE NEVER PLAYED nah but what ya mean
What
I love your channel. Lots of awesome builds. But my biggest takeaway is that I've found some truly cool music. Thanks for all the band plugs.
Breakdown of % of total budget of Colin's videos:
His time for video editing: 10%
His time building project: 10%
Materials: 30%
Insurance : 50%
Tea?
Robert Houghton tea probably had to be removed from these percentages due to taking up to 99% of his time
Tie 100%
spray paint it red and call it 'Mr Crabs simulator'
Yes.
Zoiberg sim
Clamps!
Krabs
You should be an engineer for the Fire and Rescue Department. Something like this could really be useful to them. I’m very jealous of your talent . . . Keep it up.
Portable hydrolic sheers already exist and firefighters use them to cut open cars for example
i can make this, there’s just one problem;
no toilet roll
I feel ya man.
Ok
So, what does your dad do for a living?
Kid: Well, he makes stuff ...
He's a plumber I think
“My dad is the coolest craziest mother fucker on the internet” seems legit.
*Dad zooms past with a flame thrower and pulse jet powered shopping trolley*
Kid: Yeah, that sort of stuff
How cool would it be if Colin combined every backpack-based invention into one backpack, and then his arms would just be covered with all the stuff he’s made over the years (this, wolverine claws, flamethrower, etc.)? It’s be really hard, but super awesome!
Colin U might wanna put some sort of endstop so that the hydraulics stops working when the blade touches the other so that the whole thing won't get bent.
am i the only one getting anxiety when he puts his finger in the hydraulic jaws
Same
You should sell that to firefighters as jaws of extrication!
"Don't worry folk, we'll get you out of there."
actually some firefighter have something similar :) just not handmounted but hand held. super cool stuff!
@@Cptn_Comark handheld ones are typically electric are they not?
Rescued person; "Thank you for saving me"
* Reaches to shake hand *
@@maxsterry5013 I actually don't know what is typical. In Berlin they are hydraulic and have very pointy claws. So you can ram them inbetween cardoors and pop it apart. Or they use it to cut and bend the roof
We have jaws of life for extrication already. Both gas/compressed air powered and electric “Hurst” tools here in NJ
hi Colin - try using Bennox plate for the jaws, its a work hardening steel, we used to make front end loader teeth from it in my oldmans workshop!
Friend1: Hey I have rock I win!
Colin: Are you sure? *snaps rock*
Firefighters: sees this I WilL TaKE yOUr iNTer sTocK
The Jaws where great, but the real highlight of this video was the backpack hydraulic pump... That opens up some possibilities.. Hydraulic chainsaw anyone?
Why did you have to say that, hes on here, he sees this, he will probably make it somehow. Stop fueling the fire that is thanos 2.0
He already made the hydraulic lift shoes, and now they can be mobile!
Oi. You got the system. Make a spreader to break in to gates and doors without a sweat.
Well there's always the obvious: Portable hydraulic press.
Vat de faak.
@@nothanks7752 Yes! YES! .. Until something goes horribly wrong and he is comically stuck in the air! It'll be great!
Colin’s extreme talent and crazy personality legit mix perfectly
-Marvel: Avengers Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover project in history.
-Me, an intellectual: Colin Furze and Alec Steele collab.
Finally happening! I'm super excited!
him and Michael Reeves
@@aerokiller9605 Yeah! But if there are blades involved, Alec Steele has to be in the video.
The shit gotta be Damascus steel
What about hacksmith
Calinfurze is awesome👑💕
1 thing i like the most of colin furze: he just doesn't stop
Let's all have a moment of silence for the innocent tree.
R.I.P. Tree
You were in the wrong place, on the wrong time.
it was rotten which did help......but mk2 I hope will leave no prisoners
lol it was already dead
It was so dead it shattered on impact, dont think there was anything alive in that tree but burrowers
@@colinfurze It's a cool video though. Well done! Keep up the good work!
that tree was very dead anyway
The thing I love about engineering is that somehow the simplest solutions work the best. Instead of making a custom metal mount for the pump, he just threw it in a backpack!
I feel like it needs to be said, the music is fantastic in every video!!
4:58 _"We've got like 4 tonnes of pushing strength."_
9:42 _"I think it'd be quite nice to have a bigger hydraulic cylinder, so we've actually got a little bit more power."_
Right'o.
Haha well in fairness the 4 tonnes was from the pump under his bench. The back mounted one was probably less.
"Quite nice to have a bigger hydraulic cylinder so that we have a little bit more power..." I KNEW THAT WAS COMING
"I want it to cut through anything"
*crushes a tin of chickpeas*
Man's got priorities
Could you crush a can of chick peas
Watching these old videos and seeing the screws in the carpet around the (then secret) tunnel is an interesting experience to say the least.
Ya
OY GITZ !! If you want to do an arm-choppy-thingy , check out the Ork power klaws from Warhammer 40K , they're pretty choppy and arm-y , and i'd bloody love to see you make one , or something similar !!!
Maybe an idea for the MK2 Choppa ? :D
I'z Mek and I approve diz message.
“Ork War Boss” Has entered the chat
Elon Musk is a Magos
Colin Furze is a Mekkboy Warboss
Colin's neighbor: Prunes trees with normal tools
Colin: Chops entire trees down with overkill arm mounted hydraulic jaws of death
OMG that's the most coolest thing I've seen!
5:19 Michael Jackson mode engaged
🎶The force, it's got a lot of power.... 😉
MK2 will essentially be hydraulic rescue shears.
Cut a car in half!
Bruh you made an Ork Power Klaw. That's amazing
Man those things look rad.
When are we going to see mk2? I love this idea lol
8:49 I can just feel the bones in my legs being crushed. Imagine seeing a psycho with that thing.
You just saw exactly that
You need some help man seriously
Bigger versions of this are used in steel working. All colin has done is made a small hydraulic wood sheer. Metal sheers are larger because in most cases it a larger flat slab of metal crushing something else in between another slab of metal. What Collin needs to do is yes increase the pistion size as well as increase the mass of the jaw
@@redracerb18 Small hydraulic wood shear THAT IS MOUNTED TO HIS ARM AND PORTABLE.
@@redracerb18 Forget wood shear that's a person shear.
"ahhh time to take a piss"
*forgets to take off the arm mount*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh no
Are we just gonna ignore that he has a rocket launcher on the ceiling...
Yes, yes we are
That’s probably one of his most calmest things he has
RocketLauncher? Colin can make a SpudGun that would make that look like a loser.
Yeah, what's wrong
That’s just standard for him 😂
Colinfurze:I MADE A CLAW
Mr.Crabs:GIMME BACK MY CLAW
Didn't realise Commissar Yarrick was from Lincolnshire 😆
He needs a laser eye now
Soon at colins channel: I am a crab now! 🦀
hey remember that crab rave game? whats up with that?
"Time for Crab."
crabs are people! legit or quit
@@AsbestosMuffins was about to say the same
Does that mean that we'll be able to see some historically accurate battles on this channel soon?
Please come with us to the area 51 raid (bring all your inventions!)🖤🤣
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Colin your on the brink of making a one handed jaws of life !!!!!!!! Plz turn it into a jaws of life that design could save millions
Imagine Colin furze doing his son school project
😂😂😂
Get the tombstones ready for teacher and classmates
Teacher "So Timmy what did you bring to what's you bring to school for show and tell"
Timmy "I mbrought my dad's wrist mounted flame thrower"
IDK what his sons actual name is so I just used timmy
Colin is the boss battle of dads doing school projects lol
when you hear your old bandmates in a Collin Furze soundtrack ... :D
Lol relatable
What song?
are you?
I just saw a bot copy and paste your comment hahaha
@@l.a503 ...that thieving cow !
Colin,
What you have created here is what i describe as
‘ legally a weapon ‘
Wouldn't be the first time. 😂
To be honest this channel is just a documentary of him slowly building weapons and armor to take over the world with.
Everything is a weapon if you know how to use it.
I think that there are weapons in furzes shed that go beyond illegal hey if there is a zombie apocalypse I'm gonna be the first person at his door
found the Palatines through yuo bro. thanks. one of the best bands i have ever heard mate