Jerry Seinfeld: We Are Slowly Evolving Into Chairs | Late Night With Conan O'Brien
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- (Original airdate: 12/19/09) Jerry Seinfeld jokes about going to the gym, sitting down, and cremation.
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"That's Gold Jerry, Gold!"
Bania!
“If you win a Silver Medal, that’s like saying ‘Congratulations youuuu almost won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You’re the number one loser. ‘“
“nobody lost ahead of you”
Silver medals always make me think of Family Guy, when they are talking about Peter's high school crush and he tells his wife "but now I have you, my silver medal!"
probably the most unoriginal take ever. ricky bobbys dad said that back in 78.
Not sure when it became cool to hate on jerry seinfeld (a while ago now), but no one with at least half a brain can deny that his comedy is unique, timeless, relatable, and honestly hilarious.
He's been a little snobby in the past. Like regular person snobby but when a celebrity does it, people look down on it
Usually it just seems like it comes from miserable people. People who can’t relate to minute details of social relationships that jerry talks about because they dont have good friends/family.
PC culture tried to cancel him because the Seinfeld show had an all white show, he hasn't actually done anything wrong and is still a comedy legend
It's only cool among losers and snowflakes. But I repeat myself.
so early Seinfeld isn't even siding with Leno yet
His ass sided with Leno??
@@Nothing_Israel Famously. He basically said Conan was being "Overdramatic".
Yup. I looked it up. He asked why Conan was "so offended" and literally said "who cares!" What an ass.
@@DoctorFurioso
I love the show Seinfeld but the comedian himself has seemed like an egomaniac and shitty person for a while - plus for a guy who seems to base his entire self worth on his being a stand up, he isn’t a very funny stand up.
So I have to assume Larry David was the genius that made the Seinfeld show as good as it was.
Incidentally, he's one of those boomer comics that's not popular anymore and blames it on millennials being "offended" as though Larry David's not, you know, universally beloved.
I have been watching Seinfeld on repeat these last few weeks and my word, Jerry's still got his style and charisma from the stand up bits present in the show nearly 30 years ago.
This is from 2009.
He's always working on something. Always working on stuff.
This is the most outdated type of comedy there is he might as well be saying knock knock jokes
@@xploration1437 Yeah I realized that later. Didn't think anyone would come across my comment so did not bother correcting it.
I wish Seinfeld show was still going
all seinfelds material sounds like its from 1992
There's a Comedians in Cars episode where he admits he only changes out a tiny bit of his material each year, so chances are, some of it actually is from 1992.
yup, dated comedian
Dated but probably the wealthiest comedian in history
It’s still funny … but yeah it’s pretty dated
I really love his material. We laugh and its the simplest subject, no cursingg, no perverted jokes -- just chairs
Brilliant
Norm Macdonald had a deathbed bit just like this lol. RIP Norm, one of the greats. 💔🙏🏼
genius! the part about killing someone reminded me of elaine benes wanting to kill the phone guy ahahah
Best stand-up bit in the 21st centuries late night shows.
*Chairy* Seinfeld
- I was gonna go to gym today but i did not go.
Audience: BWAHAHAHAHA
Jerry is the comfy sweater of comedy. Come in, sit right down, get relaxed and snuggled up in that emotional cardigan of comedy. Cheers!
The original airdate in the description can't be right. Wasn't Conan doing The Tonight Show in Dec '09?
Edit: It's a typo. It should say "02/19/09"
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The chair, death-bed and cremation bits are totally solid. I read Jerry's "Is This Anything?" book that has material over 5 decades, and this wasn't included in his post-Seinfeld material. It should have been. His 00's-10's stuff in the book I found to be a little bitter/mean-spirited. Understandably though, when you're hungry and on the rise it's joyous (70's-80's-90's). When you're a jaded billionaire, a little less so.
I love Jerry Seinfeld.
He will always be THE BEST.
I like simple-minded comedy that you don’t have to think too much about.
Lmfao the random thoughts about randomly killing someone is so true.
Makes me feel normal now knowing im not the only one 🤣
The way he uses that microphone as a chisel was priceless.
Nobody does a tight five like Jerry
thank god. they're mostly just cute. laughing to be polite, if at all. not with people?- lucky if he gets a smile. i'm glad he's part of our cultural history mostly for the show. but beyond that, he doesn't live up to his smugness. the great comedians make me crack up, involuntarily clap, sides tighten, bowl over. jerry is observationally fun. cute is probably the best word.
Still got it! 😂👌🏽
I want that Dethklok radio, it only plays Death Metal \m/
Jerry, you're the BEST!
Great set
one of the few comedians who stood behind leno in the tonight show fiasco
Awesome 😂
I could've swore that I've seen this clip, but i could be wrong. I'm just happy to see clip from Team Coco.
Team Coco for life
Thank you Jerry.!!!!
4:04 That joke and the crazy thoughts routine reminded me a lot a Jim Carrey's routine, but I can't recall its name
EDIT: I got it, the show was "Unnatural act"
Exactly.
The mugs round
If anyone’s gonna do comedy from the past it can only be Jerry Seinfeld
What do you mean “past”?
I feel like his german synchro voice is so mich better and fits him way better
Seinfeld is the elevator music of comedy.
Yep. Happy when it's over.
Curious, why are you here watching? Don't get it.
Somebody's forcing you to watch?
@@denroy3 You don't have to assume they will go away, they're probably staying in hopes of hearing something funny but alas, to them it feels like the entire video has been a waste for them.
@@denroy3 I wanted to give him a chance cause he's occasionally funny outside of writing. To me, he's kind of a hack with poor delivery now.
Norm McDonald and especially Jim Carrey killed with their versions of two of those jokes and not a single one of Jerry's punchline's landed for me, ouch.
Norm: You know, I think about my deathbed a lot.
Interviewer: What do you think about it?
Norm: I think I should never have purchased a deathbed in the first place.
Jim: "Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
The people who stay sane are the people who can make those
Quick decisions.
Should I stick my fingers into the fan,
...or leave the room right now?
...Should I run the blade of this razor across my tongue
or just finish shaving and move away from the sink?"
But you don't because, luckily, most of us have that little voice inside our head that says,
"Uh uh uh! -- Turning the car into oncoming traffic...
...Is Counter-Productive!"
Boa noite, um belo show de diversão maravilhosa. Adorei o vídeo.
Classic 🔥😭
John Mulaney is similar a lot of the times
"Classic Jerry"
I can’t stop watching his teeth
Oh Jerry Jerry Jerry.. You're the best. 😂
Hilarious.
What chance do you have of gettin better sleeping in a death bed?!
Jerry is funny, full stop!
The homicide fantasy bit is very reminiscent of Bill Burr's bit on the same subject. Though of course Bill is more into mass murder.
swerve that wheel until your cars on the side walk
@@mesambor4693 that's the one :)
"If" is the most powerful 2 letter word
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Well, Conan....There Ya Go: FRIEND
It's funny that in one of Seinfeld's episode on Netflix of " comedians in cars getting coffee" with Chris rock , both were talking about what Jay Leno did to Conan and they backed up with Leno.
Do you mean they sided with Leno? Did they explain why?
😱😱😱 that's crazy they sided with Leno. Conan was wrongfully treated.
Yup. NBC very clearly breached contract and Conan got a US$45 million out of court settlement. Seinfeld and Rock "siding with Leno" is, in that light, totally personal and nothing to do with their opinions on contract law. I can see why neither was invited to be on his new show.
@Scott Krukowski Yeah I LOVE Conan's show, but that was the most first world problem ever
🐐
oh the humour me as a 14 years would have definitely liked.
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@@martynbirdem189 masha allaah
is this channel gonna be kept alive?
Looks like it.
Yes I think so. It generates a little bit of income and would tend to promote Mr. O'Brian's new show.
I see no reason to close it. His new show is coming up. And he still has his podcast. He could even shoot more remotes, without any show, and post it here.
4 hours ago? Wow!
So lucky to be here before the video turns into a 100MM vids behemoth.
Nice
Nooice.
Is that a Dethklok radio?
Helloooo Jerry 🤨
He doesn't look like a bee
💯👏
Love you Jerry!! As a father of two I loved the bit in 23H2K, “This voice that I am using to speak to you right now is not allowed in my house”.
Yesterday I had to remind my wife I didn’t have the energy at the end of the day to lower my voice!
I enjoy listening to Seinfeld talk about comedy more than his actual stand-up.
Let it be Conan. Seinfeld’s not gonna have you on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. You are much bigger than Jerry.
"A giddyup!!!", Jerome...💚🌈🔥🌬🌠🌱🤩🤣😎8;)
Never expected team coco to upload a Seinfeld video, considering he was one of the biggest Jay Leno supporter when that NBC thing happened…
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When I see a Seinfeld clip on Conan, I only click it to read the comments. 🙂
That's funny coming from a Stand Up Comedian...
Came to our senses and say back down again
is this current or vintage bit?
its from 2009
You like jazz?
I don't see how people think Jerry Seinfeld is funny, I don't think his stand up has ever made me laugh
"Whats the deal with corn nuts? Is it a corn or is it a nut? Who arrre these people??""
What's not to like, Cody.
ps. I'm being sarcastic-- I really don't know. His sitcom was, at its best, brilliant though, but that's more on Larry David.
Life gets easier when we stop trying to see how people think. Just watch only what you think It's funny and dont worry about what other people think It's funny. Just enjoy what you like and ignore everything else.
@@josea.r.avelino181 I am doubly happy to inform you, then, José, that your easy life will get *even easier* if you stop trying to see how I think. Just read only comments by people who think its funny and don't worry about the comments by people who don't think its funny. Just read the comments you like an ignore everything else.
Bahaha great reply lol pot calling the kettle black
nothing beats bed
Friendly reminder to water your plants today 🍀
I didn't know I was this early
Same I guess
New material Seinfeld
The cremation bit hit me... the thing that has changed is that nobody has money for fancy granite head stones and coffins anymore. Which I guess is just invisible to someone with that much money.
isnt the deathbed joke originally by norm?
Who goes to the gym.
jerry was never funny, but the random thoughts bit was good. watching jerry is more about nostalgia, remembering sienfeld coming on after simpsons back in the 90s
Kim Kardashian best seat there is 🤤
Deathbed: The bed that eats people
Hello Newman
Hello Jerry
Love this 😂😂😂
This is solid proof that Jerry Seinfeld needs to thank god every day - that he ran into Larry David.
Whaaaats the deal with teenage girls?
I keep gettin older and they stay the same aaaage!
Love him lol
I love Jerry Seinfeld, but in real life he seems like a bit of a jerk. He's opposite of say Adam Sandler. He doesn't want to shake hands or sign autographs. idk
That's the impression I got, too, and Adam Sandler is a good contrast example
Conebone69
Ah yes! Jerry Seinfeld... the perfectly mediocre comedian... him and Seth MacFarlane are Mid-tier comedians definitely funnier than Low-tier comedians but above them is a sea of people who are ACTUALLY funny 😂😂
Not 1st
He once said Conan didn't do well on the tonight show because he isn't a real comedian... Smh
They were talking about how working the standup circuit enables you to spot when something fishy is going on, like what happened with Conan and Leno. They were pointing out that Conan wasn't a standup and therefore may have been a little naive. It wasn't a comment on his talent.
Seinfeld was funny in the 90s
This 1980’s comedy is really stale
Thank God someone noticed
I don't know why I never found Jerry funny.
Same, dude. Maybe I don‘t get it really
Maybe you need to sit down or go to bed
👃👃👃
Almost 5 th
who said seinfeld doesn't do dark comedy.
This guy is so detached from reality
First:)
Here's your price:
Second
Hey buddy 👋
🙂
🤡
Who else DIDN’T laugh?
I thought it was hilarious.
Almost 1st
Sorry i was to fast
That was funny?