Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001

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  • @xPUNISHER84x
    @xPUNISHER84x 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3015

    “This will keep the sun out of your eyes.”
    Puts the hat on backwards...

    • @bigdoinksgaming2737
      @bigdoinksgaming2737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      THOT moms in the 90's were just as dumb as they are today.

    • @rupiter2008
      @rupiter2008 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      BigDoinks Gaming this scene kinda depicts 70s 😃

    • @TheCyberneticVortex
      @TheCyberneticVortex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      90s? So Jay n Bob are about 11 aye?

    • @jeannadal8493
      @jeannadal8493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I simply loooooove their attitude

    • @jeannadal8493
      @jeannadal8493 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I simply loooooove their attitude

  • @ambrose_mensch
    @ambrose_mensch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +916

    I love how the kid is supposed to look scared but he can’t do it he’s half smiling through the whole scene.

    • @sunsetman22
      @sunsetman22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      nothing scary about Jay and Silent Bob lmao. they couldn't intimidate a chicken

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm sorry but can u help me understand what tha lil kid meant by 80's style gay??

    • @coreydempsey149
      @coreydempsey149 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@alldogsgoheaven I'm assuming glam metal and shit? Dunno, just a guess while I read old comments on a random clip from a 20 year old movie and reply to them.. I should probably stop injecting man made synthetic stimulants intravenously for days on end, get some sleep and go into work tomorrow.. ehhh

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@coreydempsey149 yhyh ik what mean thx for ur time still..

    • @tdsvultur3978
      @tdsvultur3978 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I think it works well because when you get pushed up against a wall by 2 full grown adults but since they can’t even fight, I would smile too

  • @elm4380
    @elm4380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +399

    “Are you even suppose to be here today” never gets old 😂😂

    • @halo1989100
      @halo1989100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Don't even get me started.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not even supposed to be here, today!
      YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE!!!

    • @Vicecity408
      @Vicecity408 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I’m not even supposed to be here today

  • @TheTrueNarthumpulous
    @TheTrueNarthumpulous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1639

    "The fat one's watching the little one"
    And so it became. Lmao

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      the fat one also directs

    • @CommanderM117
      @CommanderM117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Redneck Savage yup and wined a rap off against jay

    • @nickc9482
      @nickc9482 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      and in real life too lol

    • @terryfeynman
      @terryfeynman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ironically kevin smiths daughter played kid silent bob

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That isn't ironic, dumbass.

  • @thefractured_butwhole
    @thefractured_butwhole 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3511

    Kevin Smith set up a cinematic universe long before Marvel did.

    • @WhoIsTadhg
      @WhoIsTadhg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

      And he had a Stan Lee cameo in his universe before Marvel did.

    • @BDX169
      @BDX169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hell Yeah

    • @BickleBungle1991
      @BickleBungle1991 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Well, duh. Marvel Studios was still years away from getting off the ground and putting out their first true film. It’s not like they waited because they waited (and what they ultimately did was unlike anything that came before). But a certain Quentin Tarantino also beat Kevin Smith to the shared universe thing with Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction. Then there’s the classic Universal Monsters universe which pretty much predates all of them.

    • @chicoatomico
      @chicoatomico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@BickleBungle1991 What makes you say that Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction are in the same universe?

    • @chicoatomico
      @chicoatomico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm not entirely disagreeing with you because I've heard that Vic Vega and Vincent are brothers but I haven't seen any mixed references within both movies and there are a lot of actor paradoxs.

  • @OmarTafur75
    @OmarTafur75 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Dante’s “I’M THE BITCH?” never fails to get a laugh out of me

    • @NeedlessExposition
      @NeedlessExposition 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Randal agreeing with that assessment is the icing on the cake

    • @LumpyAdams
      @LumpyAdams หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Its because the Clerks cameos are always the best parts of these movies.

  • @davfar459
    @davfar459 6 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    "We don't smoke pot yo!" Best line ever

    • @gussindica5771
      @gussindica5771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Its paper for my butthole

    • @chrisbrown3549
      @chrisbrown3549 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      No ..they sell it.

    • @somebody3074
      @somebody3074 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Guss Indica the correct line is.....”what I have a wiping problem. I stick those little pieces of paper over my brown eye and BAM, no shit stains in my undies.”

    • @randywissler9923
      @randywissler9923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Best line ever is "yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat"!!! 😂🤘🤘

    • @jimbobruh5506
      @jimbobruh5506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, adding "yo" at the end is always a good idea when trying to convince cops that you ain't smoking! 😂

  • @brendonsmith3080
    @brendonsmith3080 2 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    “15 bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn’t show, then you owe me owe me owe. My Jungle Love, yeah! Owe-wee, owe-wee owe. I think I want to know you, know you. Yeah, what?” Love that response😂

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *know Yu, know Yu, dumbass.

    • @Naltddesha
      @Naltddesha ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morris knows what’s up

    • @beefnacos6258
      @beefnacos6258 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Know ya

  • @jamesonm.7925
    @jamesonm.7925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +802

    Jay and Silent Bob, back when everything was alright with the world.

    • @alejandroserrano4693
      @alejandroserrano4693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      the summer before 9/11

    • @OldieWan
      @OldieWan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It was never alright, everything was backwards back then. Not like today where everything is backwards and upside down.
      Buckle up Dorthy!

    • @JeriDro
      @JeriDro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@OldieWan underrated comment

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@OldieWan I clearly remember everything being alright. It depends on your definition of alright.

    • @robertnicholls9917
      @robertnicholls9917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@louie9373 Gen X just accepted the lies because money was easy.

  • @dmace81
    @dmace81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    God damn this looks so 90s now even though it was 2001.

    • @cobrajordan1723
      @cobrajordan1723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I love comments like these because it just shows the aftertaste of each and every decade when one starts towards its end !

    • @jeanlucfournier3132
      @jeanlucfournier3132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It looks early 2000.
      Internet. Trolls

    • @megatedassaultituary6783
      @megatedassaultituary6783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      filmed in the 90s of course

    • @robusttw4479
      @robusttw4479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Definitely seems liken 1998

    • @hueso5071
      @hueso5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Looks early 2000s to me

  • @mitchbarredo3990
    @mitchbarredo3990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    You can see the kid when they've got him up against the wall he's trying so hard to not laugh lol

    • @AcornSmokes420
      @AcornSmokes420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I don’t blame him though I would too

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry but can u help me understand what tha lil kid meant by 80's style gay??

    • @kgunitkeese17
      @kgunitkeese17 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@alldogsgoheaven I was born in the 90s so I don't have the experience of seeing what the 80s were like. But from what I can understand is the 80s were known for androgyny styles. Men, especially in most rock bands would wear makeup, high-heels, tight clothing etc. Prince, David Bowie, Annie Lennox, Mick Jagger were notorious for wearing the opposite gender clothing.

    • @dannie2712
      @dannie2712 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alldogsgoheaven also Prince was pretty feminine and girly acting

    • @vaevictis_
      @vaevictis_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Especially when he says “ I’m a smooooth pimp..”

  • @Kilroy_5150
    @Kilroy_5150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    I love it. This little kid is going to the LIMIT trying not to laugh during all of this. You can, literally, see it on his face.

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You don't have to say "literally" all the time.

    • @Lava91point0
      @Lava91point0 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zodroo_Tint He literally doesn't have to say that. Like literally, He could literally just not say it.

  • @Mufafah
    @Mufafah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    I just found out that kevin smiths daughter was the baby silent bob in the beginning.

    • @joshmg25
      @joshmg25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And did Lily-Rose Depp play baby Jay? That would have been a major foreshadowing.

    • @joemckim1183
      @joemckim1183 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@joshmg25 I don't think that they became friends until they started going to school.

    • @lvtinoheat920
      @lvtinoheat920 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Mufafah and now she’s jays daughter on the new movie

    • @tdrewman
      @tdrewman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kevin Smith said that she behaved badly during that shoot and the one playing Jay was good.

    • @briangriffith4574
      @briangriffith4574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@tdrewman you can watch the them shooting the scene right here on TH-cam. Harley was crying most the time.

  • @Nitendofan5
    @Nitendofan5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    “What am I producing an A&E biography about em?”
    Is such a good line

  • @thedoctor4327
    @thedoctor4327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    “Written by God herself”
    I appreciate the continuity nod

    • @deadcell47
      @deadcell47 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah, and she shows up after the credits too.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @thedoctor4327
      To be fair- Satan is definitely Female so God could be too!

    • @dannythompson1948
      @dannythompson1948 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smoke some dmt, she's very real.

    • @DanofSkyrim
      @DanofSkyrim 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Alanis is God

  • @beansinasippycup
    @beansinasippycup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I only just noticed that Jay says "Written by god herself", nice little reference to Dogma.

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm sorry but can u help me understand what tha lil kid meant by 80's style gay??

    • @beansinasippycup
      @beansinasippycup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@alldogsgoheaven idk dude I was born in 2001, maybe the 80s was just extremely gay?

    • @Jay-st6sl
      @Jay-st6sl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@beansinasippycup Till aid's ruined all the fun

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@alldogsgoheaven The 80s was really big on glam rock, and one of the big things in glam was androgynous appearances. Men wearing make up, that sort of thing. In the movie they’re talking about the time appearing in, purple rain, it stars prince. Prince is a pretty androgynous looking guy.

    • @charlottewilliams574
      @charlottewilliams574 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only just noticed 🤣🤣🤣⬛

  • @freshcookies
    @freshcookies ปีที่แล้ว +76

    3:17 "I'm the bitch!?" gets me every time

    • @rodneythenewsgeek9426
      @rodneythenewsgeek9426 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      “Well if we were gay that’s the way I’d see it” lmao

    • @CUSELİSFAN
      @CUSELİSFAN ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rodneythenewsgeek9426 "The honeymoon's over" 🤣

    • @capeck1993
      @capeck1993 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@rodneythenewsgeek9426 "Will you shut up!"

    • @tonyhodgin1158
      @tonyhodgin1158 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@rodneythenewsgeek9426😂😂😂😂

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Silent Bob's expression at 2:22😂 His expressions make these movies.

  • @s.k.7325
    @s.k.7325 4 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    Silent Bob's mom is fine.

  • @DateMike22
    @DateMike22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I almost died 🤣😂 when Jason broke into "Jungle Love".

  • @ThungStudios
    @ThungStudios 6 ปีที่แล้ว +201

    "this will keep the sun out of your eyes"
    *proceeds to put the hat on backwards*

  • @scout805
    @scout805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    A have the entire movie memorized! Comedy Gold!
    I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER! LOL

    • @russsavage1611
      @russsavage1611 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We're gonna get some puuuusy for stealin a monkey

    • @toaofaotearoa2146
      @toaofaotearoa2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I MAKE THAT SHIT WORK HAHAHA

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @russsavage1611
      He doesn't say we're, dumbass.

  • @MatthewDaSmitdog
    @MatthewDaSmitdog 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    And it's a scene that would be referenced in Clerks II where Jay offers to buy the store property on the condition of being allowed to loiter all they want and not be arrested, as it happened here.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      ​@William Akiu Clerks 2 takes place after this movie.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@deadzio The message on the shop is, "I assure you we're open!" It's a reference to the first movie, since Dante had to make a similar sign because the window shudders couldn't be opened.

    • @HisVirusness
      @HisVirusness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@deadzio That doesn't take away the fact that in this movie, it's just a reference to the first movie.

    • @AlexGonzalez-yh9sy
      @AlexGonzalez-yh9sy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i was thinking the same thing. There assholes for calling the cops. If you finna tell jay his favorite band sucks prepare for his come back. Randall a snitch

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What r tha kids talking about a star wars wedding?? In what movie did that happen??

  • @CTladiesman
    @CTladiesman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I love what Randal says to them when he walks out of the store and responds to how they treat that kid.

  • @geeksquad2575
    @geeksquad2575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    God herself. Dogma reference.

    • @admirosmanovic1368
      @admirosmanovic1368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      tyrell Johnson when do they say that in this scene?

    • @juzzie2647
      @juzzie2647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      1:50-1:56

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fairly sure this was before dogma

    • @juzzie2647
      @juzzie2647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Dogma came out 12 November 1999, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back came out 24 August 2001

    • @hardwirecars
      @hardwirecars 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@juzzie2647 alright right on been a while

  • @Kas58223
    @Kas58223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Customer: Are you even suppose to be here
    Dante: Don’t get me started
    😂😂😂😂

  • @bobbyburgess758
    @bobbyburgess758 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    True story. The first time I watched this movie I was in second grade. My parents actually let me rent this movie from Blockbuster. It was a simpler time when parents didn't give a flying F

    • @Nick-cy2tn
      @Nick-cy2tn ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao right on brotha

  • @MegTheGem1
    @MegTheGem1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I love to sing Jay's 15 bucks when I'm at my favorite dispensary 😂

  • @ryanatorryanson9535
    @ryanatorryanson9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Always cracked me up how the kid in the grey hoodie was trying soooo hard not to laugh.

  • @jamielee954
    @jamielee954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Bob's face when Jay called him his black manservant 😂😂😂😂

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    “I’m trying to watch Clash of the Titans and all I can hear is those two screaming about Morris Day at the top of their lungs”

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤨

    • @jacobwaters1147
      @jacobwaters1147 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I thought the fat one didn’t really talk that much

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What, am i producing an A&E biography about em? 🤨

    • @alldogsgoheaven
      @alldogsgoheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm sorry but can u help me understand what tha lil kid meant by 80's style gay??

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alldogsgoheaven Just from their point of view that band was lame and dated.

  • @jar768jake
    @jar768jake 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I 100% watch this movie way before I ever watched any clerks movie, crazy how I never knew how important Dante and Randall were at first

    • @TheMoose126
      @TheMoose126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same here, thank goodness for Older Brothers!!

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @jar768jake
      Same! This is first Kevin Smith movie I ever saw. Didn't even know what Kevin Sounded like or that he was writer or director.

    • @Lil_BeanDip
      @Lil_BeanDip ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao same!

  • @nick56677
    @nick56677 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    In Clerks Dante gets mad at Randal for selling tobacco products to minors, yet he is still doing himself at 3:00. Haha

    • @jalv509
      @jalv509 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he was just selling them the rolling paper.

    • @BAaKeD15
      @BAaKeD15 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jalv509 still tobacco products and required to be an adult to purchase them.

    • @jackjohnson9055
      @jackjohnson9055 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BAaKeD15 nah its for when you have a wiping problem

    • @nick56677
      @nick56677 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jalv509 Rolling Papers are tobacco products and still illegal to sell to minors.

    • @johnindigo5477
      @johnindigo5477 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The difference between a 5 year old and 16 year old.

  • @jordanevans7710
    @jordanevans7710 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    The way that little kid delivers his lines, it was clearly Kevin Smith going, "no say it like this." --it's Smith's exact cadence.

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In the original Clerks, Kevin is directing The Russian Berserker guy what to say With his hand and even mouths the words in the actual movie!

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "If you plan to shoplift, let us know. Thanks."
    Best signage ever

  • @BootlegFightVideo
    @BootlegFightVideo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    (Morgan Freeman's voice) But in fact they did smoke pot yo.

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just played that in my head. Hilarious 😂

    • @cplcummins
      @cplcummins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Morgan Freeman: And so it was ..that on that faintfull day the young Jay and his cohort Bob did indeed begin to smoke that seductive blunt..

  • @MakeAmericaGreatAgain4547
    @MakeAmericaGreatAgain4547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    Kevin Smith is the man I can't wait for the sequel Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.

    • @steelers530yc8
      @steelers530yc8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RIP Schnepp The King of Sweaties. Not trying to be fcked up but if it's a sequel it's not a reboot

    • @steelers530yc8
      @steelers530yc8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      RIP Schnepp The King of Sweaties it's a sequel and the movie is called jay and silent bob reboot. It's about them making a reboot about the movie bluntman and chronic. So a reboot reboot movie. All i know is i can't wait bro it's goin to be awesome. Kevin smith is the man.

    • @MakeAmericaGreatAgain4547
      @MakeAmericaGreatAgain4547 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BIG_ROBB_530 well it's sort of a sequel and a reboot at the same time

    • @StayPuftMarshmellow
      @StayPuftMarshmellow 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Seriously? That’s awesome

    • @cree8371
      @cree8371 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      IAmaPersion leave

  • @lulugabyalexa
    @lulugabyalexa 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    "And tubby here is my black male servant". 😂

    • @joel8583
      @joel8583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LOL!

  • @kangaroojackson
    @kangaroojackson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    1:11 the greatest piece in the history of music

  • @810wasaninsidejob9
    @810wasaninsidejob9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I feel like a Friday-esque movie about Jay and Silent Bob just standing in front of a store would be really entertaining.

    • @rocco_productionsmannott31
      @rocco_productionsmannott31 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      8/10 was an inside job
      Agree!
      A film where you rent off Redbox with your chill family member and grab snacks at the local convenience store then drive back to their apartment to watch it and laugh the entire night

  • @MetroCityLampshade
    @MetroCityLampshade 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    So awesome they got these two kids back in the Jay and Silent Bob reboot.

  • @DerekHamby
    @DerekHamby 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Ah, Randal. Always there with his words of wisdom.

    • @jeffdude6088
      @jeffdude6088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I identify most with Randal.

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    1:54 "Written by God herself"
    Nice little touch.

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      was...that a Dogma Reference?

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@dakotastein9499 well, technically they met God at a Cathedral in New Jersey. So they would know more than other mortals.

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@YaowBucketHEAD i know,hence why i assumed it was a Dogma reference

  • @L1KECLOCKWORK
    @L1KECLOCKWORK 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    My jungle love. Oh-ee-oh-ee-ohhhh

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      100th like

    • @duaneninjaray
      @duaneninjaray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think I wanna kno, kno ya yea!

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That shits the mad notes

  • @dennydarkko
    @dennydarkko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    After all these years I kinda just realized he charged this kid 15 bucks for a nick of weed.

    • @GiganticTumor
      @GiganticTumor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kids are idiots. The only way they learn not to overpay for stuff is to get scammed. My older brother once charged me twenty bucks for a six pack of beer when I was a teenager.

    • @MSG685
      @MSG685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its ok, he got him back in the reboot.

    • @ancientkeyboardwarrior
      @ancientkeyboardwarrior 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GiganticTumor in Canada thats about right lmao wish I had the beers prices from the states

    • @deadartist8827
      @deadartist8827 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Prolly decent smoke thou, you dig.

    • @tannerthepanman9202
      @tannerthepanman9202 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadartist8827 i do dig, my brother

  • @Wurmo
    @Wurmo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    $15 for a nickel bag, what a hustle .

    • @thedreamcapture2681
      @thedreamcapture2681 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      fucking kids man

    • @hossbonaventure934
      @hossbonaventure934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      They owed him money from the first clerks movie

    • @eabaendallbeall7959
      @eabaendallbeall7959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It weighs five grams

    • @eabaendallbeall7959
      @eabaendallbeall7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@djscuffedjays5155 a nickel bag is $5 or 5 grams because who the fuck is paying $15 for .5 no one, that's who. That being said, it obviously isn't a $5 bag because he charged him $15 so it must weigh 5, otherwise it isn't a nickle bag.

    • @eabaendallbeall7959
      @eabaendallbeall7959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@djscuffedjays5155 I deleted my question because I choice to elaborate on my own position since I didn't receive a response from you.. An eighth, quarter, half and 1oz are all units of measurement. A nickel and a dime are colloquials, and when you can buy a gram of the best in America for $20 or less a gram and most people can get an eighth for $20-30 it is preposterous to think someone even a teenage kid would pay $15 for a half a gram. Mate

  • @evinchester7820
    @evinchester7820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I love how the kid in the gray shirt has to stop himself from busting into a big grin.
    In Jay and Silent Bob Reboot (2019) they both make an appearance.
    They produce and sell Jan and Silent Bob merchandise.
    Priceless.

    • @robertcarldecker
      @robertcarldecker 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And the taller guy was in the leather jacket reprised his role in 2006’s Clerks II!

    • @At0micTiger
      @At0micTiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that lil kid aged horribly 😂

  • @Rennotken
    @Rennotken 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I’m glad I am old enough to understand Jay’s reference to the cop by calling him Serpico LMAO

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dam I always thought he called him super cop

    • @apolloptx
      @apolloptx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doesn't make sense though, because Serpico was an undercover cop, and a stoner himself.

    • @JW666
      @JW666 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was 15 years old when I saw this the first time and even at that age I understood the Serpico-reference. Mostly because I saw Serpico when I was 12-13 years old =P

    • @sillkthashocker
      @sillkthashocker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JW666 Charlie in Always Sunny imitating Serpico was gold haha

    • @DRock6906
      @DRock6906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@apolloptx It kind of makes sense. Serpico was in fact a beat cop BEFORE he became an undercover cop in that film :-)

  • @supernerd5781
    @supernerd5781 6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Baby Silent Bob was played by Kevin Smith's daughter Harley Quinn.

    • @joshmg25
      @joshmg25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Instrumentality1000 I thought the woman that played Jay’s mom was pretty hot. Am I the only one who thinks that?

    • @dmitrys.4741
      @dmitrys.4741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joshmg25 Yes, you're the only one who thinks that )

    • @Clonest
      @Clonest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      and Then she grew up to play Jay's daughter in the sequel!

    • @supernerd5781
      @supernerd5781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Clonest Yes which I find hilarious because she actually looks like both of them.

    • @johneverette699
      @johneverette699 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dmitrys.4741 no he's not she's fine as fuck 💯🔥

  • @thecowboyswordsman9255
    @thecowboyswordsman9255 7 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    The drug dealing duo's saga begins as infants right in front of the Quick Stop. Snooch to the nooch. ^^

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They aren't infants, stupid fuck.
      They are Toddlers, dumbass!
      Can't believe how many dumbasses gave you the thumbs up!

  • @MidwestDankAlumni
    @MidwestDankAlumni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +210

    "Written by God herself..."
    *Alanis Morrisette wrote that?*

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, *GOD* did.

    • @MidwestDankAlumni
      @MidwestDankAlumni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@YaowBucketHEAD you clearly aren't a Kevin Smith fan...

    • @perrofrio
      @perrofrio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haha that crossed my mind as well

    • @YaowBucketHEAD
      @YaowBucketHEAD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@MidwestDankAlumni I am a huge View Askew fan.
      I was trying to point out that Alanis Morrisette isn't God. Just a coincidence that is how "she" appeared to the mortals at the end of Dogma. 😅

    • @jerseydevs2000
      @jerseydevs2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God can manifest herself as anyone she likes, so her resemblance to a certain '90s Canadian pop star who sang a song about irony (but really wasn't) is purely coincidental... 😇

  • @seanwebb605
    @seanwebb605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    No movie or TV show has ever encouraged me to visit New Jersey.

    • @oldmanhogan2668
      @oldmanhogan2668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sean Webb good we dont want ya to come here ya fuckin square

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old Man Hogan You need not worry. I won’t be there anytime soon.

    • @oldmanhogan2668
      @oldmanhogan2668 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sean Webb oh shit Sean Webb isnt coming what will we do? Oh yeah that's right not give a shit

    • @seanwebb605
      @seanwebb605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Old Man Hogan Stay classy Jersey!

    • @DrSonus
      @DrSonus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Spent all my childhood plus high school in Jersey. I enjoyed it.

  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Just noticed the “if you plan to shop lift let us know” sign

  • @22406Codster
    @22406Codster 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    3:30 "woooooooooooooooowwww." Critical stuff. Can't find em like that anymore.

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is like a real life south park episode 😂😂😂

  • @Antics253
    @Antics253 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Just saw Jason perform at the Tacoma Comedy Club tonight and they introduced him with this.
    Thanks for coming out Jason, and a big thanks for signing a shirt for me. Love you man!

  • @jellis9618
    @jellis9618 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Spectacular! They don’t make movies like this anymore. Pure, unadulterated comedy gold.

  • @BradleyBudSwann
    @BradleyBudSwann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:17: Dante: I'm the Bitch?
    Randall: Well, If we were gay, that's the way I'd see Him.
    Dante: Will you shut up?

  • @tehf00n
    @tehf00n ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "This will keep the sun out of your eyes"
    *puts hat on backwards*
    Brilliant.

  • @Rgoid
    @Rgoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    2:41 So Dante wasn’t shot to death after all.

  • @rcarmisin3465
    @rcarmisin3465 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That clerk looks like Mr. Bean's kid.

  • @ChairmanMeow1
    @ChairmanMeow1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    the shorter kid looks like he's 8 years old

  • @stormeth1313
    @stormeth1313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Miramax should upload the scene where its just Jay, & Silent Bob talking about how Miramax will buy up any piece of media they can get their grubby little fingers on LOL.

  • @TheCbot88
    @TheCbot88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You don’t know jungle love? That shot is the mad notes!

  • @ajchovanec
    @ajchovanec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LOL I just noticed Jay calls the cop "Serpico".

  • @TheoneGodfather
    @TheoneGodfather 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Two of the greatest characters ever.

  • @Sammythesquib-mo6ss
    @Sammythesquib-mo6ss 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This will keep the sun out your eyes… puts hat on backwards 😂

  • @familybee2962
    @familybee2962 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Everything about this scene is amazing.

  • @nitramdh
    @nitramdh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:48 Kevin Smith can't keep a straight face on Jason's genius

  • @tonyhodgin1158
    @tonyhodgin1158 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    For the Record this is an awesome movie

    • @jerryhasselson4759
      @jerryhasselson4759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tony Hodgin as good or better than any Mel Brooks movie

    • @598superchris
      @598superchris 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Jerry Hasselson no,it isn’t

    • @budyfixit
      @budyfixit 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@598superchris life of the party everyone! Ct dawgy bringin ya down down down

    • @MzuMzu-nx1em
      @MzuMzu-nx1em 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah , fuck the haters

    • @kevino1489
      @kevino1489 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the record u are a dork

  • @rosskerr1439
    @rosskerr1439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When the grownups are cursing, the babies are never in the same shot. I think it’s safe to assume the babies weren’t even on the set.

  • @whoohaaXL
    @whoohaaXL 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love how the cop is "Rick Darrice" 😂

    • @robertmitchell7718
      @robertmitchell7718 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did not know that
      But the guy playing the the cop is thier actual accountant in real life

    • @whoohaaXL
      @whoohaaXL 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@robertmitchell7718 I didn't know that! Hey you learn something everyday!

  • @queeffairy
    @queeffairy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Legend has it I'm somewhere online singing this when I was in south boston high.

  • @bitronicc1887
    @bitronicc1887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    And alllll those people driving in the background had no idea they ended up in one of the greatest films ever made

  • @lalagigigglez
    @lalagigigglez ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favorites part is when she puts the cap on backwards to keep the sun out his eyes😂😂😂

  • @Hikari2YAMI18
    @Hikari2YAMI18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Wish they would make another one of these

    • @allthatjivereviews4976
      @allthatjivereviews4976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Good news they are!

    • @somebody3074
      @somebody3074 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      All that Jive Reviews they are not. The guy that plays Randall refuses to do it.

    • @TexasChokeslam
      @TexasChokeslam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Some Body I believe they’re still working on a Jay & Silent Bob movie, though. Just not another Clerks one.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And?

    • @brandonchilders2667
      @brandonchilders2667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nobody wants to watch a movie about 2 50 something year olds hanging out in front of a convience store

  • @68corvette08
    @68corvette08 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Randal doesn't like it when Jay and Silent Bob loiter outside the store, but they've been following him for years. Lol.

  • @TheSuperintendant
    @TheSuperintendant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "written by God herself..." - that's some pretty good continuity.

  • @davesmusicchannel3590
    @davesmusicchannel3590 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “Are you even supposed to be here today?”
    “Dont get me started.” Hahahahaaa

  • @saynomore5730
    @saynomore5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Best part of the movie it never gets old 😂💯

    • @paulamiles9559
      @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even better, I like when Silent Bob explains intellectual property.

  • @danielhausser8038
    @danielhausser8038 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    To keep the sun out of your eyes...
    Puts it on backwards 🤣

  • @TaylorJohnson1
    @TaylorJohnson1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I was 10 watching this...Still a classic as far as I'm concerned.

    • @halo1989100
      @halo1989100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      One of my fave stoner flicks.

  • @lurgemusic
    @lurgemusic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    how did that kid keep a semi straight face with Kevin Smith staring like that hahaha

  • @bradyscraft2188
    @bradyscraft2188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Fun fact: the kid with the hat on backwards is Kevin Smiths daughter in real life

    • @MASTEROFEVIL
      @MASTEROFEVIL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She also played Harley Quinn in Birds of Prey

    • @oliviabrennann
      @oliviabrennann 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@MASTEROFEVIL what 💀

    • @alucard624
      @alucard624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MASTEROFEVIL No she didn't. His daughter's name is Harley.

    • @ighyylien
      @ighyylien 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And that was her only decent try to be an actress

  • @Heart2HeartBooks
    @Heart2HeartBooks 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This movie is so damn funny! Ribs hurt from laughing so much! So many famous people in it!

  • @AaronQ1222
    @AaronQ1222 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Such a classic scene.

  • @nunyanunya4147
    @nunyanunya4147 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    proud to say "the fat one's watching the littleone" has been how i raised my child.

  • @arrrgr
    @arrrgr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I literally know this entire movie by heart

  • @cgh7337
    @cgh7337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love the chocolate on infant Silent Bob's face. He would trade it in for a goatee in his adult years.

  • @robertalf454
    @robertalf454 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got that Movie on DVD! And it's a shame that he's not avaivable on Blu Ray here in Germany!!!

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    man..kevin smith is a talented dude, it's all just gold.. funny how artists can't make such great art their entire lives

  • @paulamiles9559
    @paulamiles9559 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jason Mewes always makes me smile.

  • @mikeandre9052
    @mikeandre9052 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    That Serpico line cracks me up every time.

  • @annette8141
    @annette8141 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So many memories with this movie🤣🤣🤣

  • @yozarian86
    @yozarian86 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Hands down best movie of all time. Nostalgia levels 1000%

    • @Zodroo_Tint
      @Zodroo_Tint ปีที่แล้ว

      Nostalgia is for pussies.

  • @c.j.awesome1937
    @c.j.awesome1937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    114 people tied the knot dressed as stromtroopers

  • @ThexSleepingDragon
    @ThexSleepingDragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The beat is so catchy.

  • @DarkThanatos18
    @DarkThanatos18 6 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Are you even supposed to be here today?

    • @hesnotquitedead
      @hesnotquitedead 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      DarkThanatos18 Don’t get me started.

    • @TheUberSuperNova
      @TheUberSuperNova 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now i gotta go & watch clerks again.

    • @timdevereux9097
      @timdevereux9097 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Best call back ever.

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Meanwhile, a few decades later, in a juvenile facility in the UK:
      "I'm not even supposed to be here!"

    • @BobSmith-dk8nw
      @BobSmith-dk8nw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      For the full impact of that you need to watch the original ending to Clerks.
      .

  • @haydenrockz2471
    @haydenrockz2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was so funny back then.
    The most Funnist Movie with scary movie 2. Oh man. Those were the days. 😂

  • @Off-with-a-bang
    @Off-with-a-bang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Love how Randall's a guy whose perfectly fine messing with others and talking shit about them. But the second someone does that to him he goes full Karen and calls Johnny Law to make his problem go away 😂

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤨

    • @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
      @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Randall is suppose to be there they ain’t and its more about them selling drugs in front of the store and just being assholes and getting on his nerves

    • @MrParkerman6
      @MrParkerman6 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019
      WRONG, Yu fucking dumbasses!
      He calls the cops, cuz Jay told the kids that Donte and Randell got Married to each other, Yu dumb fucks!

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Donte ? 🤨