Scrubs Turk's Hypnosis Surgery

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ส.ค. 2008
  • From episode 503, My Day at the Races
    Requested by: johhnnyc18
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  • @iphoria
    @iphoria 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1285

    "Anesthesiologists are doctors who keep patients alive while surgeons do things that would otherwise kill them."

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What????

    • @Despamifier
      @Despamifier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@macman975 Intense pain can agitate the body into doing crazy things.

    • @Nightraven26
      @Nightraven26 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Danny max well there can be a lot of bleeding during surgery and an anesthesiologist is tasked with giving IV fluids and blood to the patient and maintaining their blood pressure. Also, they give drugs which paralyse the muscles so that the patient stops breathing and a machine can ventilate them (or they can manually ventilate them), and those drugs which also relax muscles make it easier for surgeons to operate bc the patient’s muscles aren’t as tense. There can be no surgery without anaesthesiology.

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@Nightraven26 Oh okay. Thank you for the explanation. That sounds amazing, i have a new found respect for what they do.

    • @Kruppt808
      @Kruppt808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I've had multiple eye surgeries and one back surgery. Yah, I'm extremely thankful for all the hospital professionals for doing excellent work including the nurses, ordelies, doctors, surgeons and Anesthesiologists.

  • @Rohan2300
    @Rohan2300 13 ปีที่แล้ว +692

    on the plus side, she probably won't try asking for hypnosis again XD

    • @BrooklynsBiggz
      @BrooklynsBiggz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Definitely lmao

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Rohan2300 serves her right thinking she knew better than the surgeon who went to med school and studied this shit for 10 years

    • @Catonzo
      @Catonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My grandfather was not afraid of surgeries and whatever cutting, stitching and such was involved. Preferring to be awake for anything.. though naturally that would not have been wise. No.. my grandfather was petrified of being forced asleep.. because one time during a surgery his heart stopped before they could even start cutting. He was extremely afraid of the risk of death and the falling asleep part was to him reminiscent of the cold hand of death slowly gripping him.

    • @gid519
      @gid519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      On the other side she probably hooked on Morphine and pain killers

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gid519 nah, Reiki and herbs.

  • @D2attemp
    @D2attemp 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1750

    If I am required to go under surgery I'm going to let the man or woman with 10+ years of studying and practice decide what is the safest and best medical procedure.

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      Same here. However, there are millions of people who think they know better than trained professionals because they read an article on-line. That patient's demand is by no means something that doesn't happen. People are THAT problematic. and self-centered.

    • @Feuergraf
      @Feuergraf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      D2attemp You should google it

    • @MPeoples239
      @MPeoples239 7 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      that woman was being a dumbass

    • @somethinglikethat2176
      @somethinglikethat2176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      see what Gwynith Paltrow has to say first /s

    • @simongambrill1886
      @simongambrill1886 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Good luck with that EvilM4chine.

  • @msachin4885
    @msachin4885 2 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    "Hypnosis works for weight loss, depression and mood"
    Yes Carla, completely comparable to a deep tissue invasive surgery like removing the appendix

    • @mayuratal2047
      @mayuratal2047 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yoga, meditation, running, hobbies, music etc also helps for weight loss, depression, mood, etc .
      Scrubs and carla can try each of them.
      Who knows they might be successful 🤣

    • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
      @sophiaschier-hanson4163 ปีที่แล้ว

      You joke, but some combination of music, meditation, and maybe distraction probably would be just about the best you could do here.

    • @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together
      @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sophiaschier-hanson4163 Uh no. FUCKING hell people are dumb as fuck.

    • @sophiaschier-hanson4163
      @sophiaschier-hanson4163 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together I'm a touch sensitive Autistic woman with a resistance to painkillers. I am extrapolating from my own experience. Those are legit strategies that work for unavoidable pain you have to get through somehow. There are known case studies of this in the medical record I could cite as well, including two I know of where the surgeon operated on him/herself, and obviously plenty of women have done unmedicated home births or c sections where the epidural failed, which aren't THAT different.

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sophiaschier-hanson4163 could work on ya. But then again if some perfectly healthy patient who simply wants hypnotism because she pulled up "facts" from the net needs to stfu.

  • @Wolfencreek
    @Wolfencreek 4 ปีที่แล้ว +323

    "Oh great I'm being assisted by a magician"

  • @Mayydayy86
    @Mayydayy86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "Mrs... Appendectomy? Now THAT ain't right."

    • @jeremytung1632
      @jeremytung1632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It would be at that point I’d immediately ask to be transferred to a new hospital.

  • @pavarottiaardvark3431
    @pavarottiaardvark3431 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    You totally COULD publish a Case Report on this surgery. The hypnosis working until halfway through is FAR more interesting than it just not working. Many published Case Reports are basically "heh, this is weird, anyone else seen this? I wonder what happened here..." (an illness I had was published as a case report once, it was neat)

    • @RegalChalice
      @RegalChalice 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can name a few neurologists/psychologists who would be thrilled to read that report.

    • @StriKe_jk
      @StriKe_jk ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ..and thats why its TV, because in Reallife his hokus pokus would not even manage to get you through the inital cut.

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@StriKe_jk there's actually a really interesting body of research about medical application of hypnosis, including potential applications for pain (short version: hypnosis doesn't fix things on its own, but it can make normal medical practices measurably more effective). Time Magazine did a good summary of all this in 2018

    • @mister_milkman
      @mister_milkman ปีที่แล้ว

      @@pavarottiaardvark3431 Just like energetic rocks, just like resonating frequencies, just like drinking piss, it is all fake science for stupid people who want to believe in magic.

    • @Sormaran
      @Sormaran 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@StriKe_jk oh for sure. during my appendectomy they initially used local anesthesia, like that super painful injection in the lower spine, so you cant feel your lover abdomen and legs. and i fucking felt the first cut real good. Had to go with general anesthesia then.

  • @whitneygh
    @whitneygh 15 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    One of my favorite exchanges in Scrubs history...
    Kelso: "When I say the name Turkleton, people laugh."
    Turk: "Maybe because that's not my name, sir."

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      “Not yet, Turkleton, not yet”

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      "Sir, you think my name is Turk Turkleton?"

    • @glenndallas7171
      @glenndallas7171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@macman975 "And Mrs. Turkleton! The Turkletons. Haha! Can I have a scotch?"

    • @bagusadjie4522
      @bagusadjie4522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      and kelso was right,after that the "turkleton" gag is used multiple times through the show

  • @yao052
    @yao052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +423

    Sacred Fart

    • @bowlerpro2
      @bowlerpro2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sankento Hahahaha, classic

    • @christiangonzalez5906
      @christiangonzalez5906 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sankento this made me laugh harder than it should have

    • @smdrobot
      @smdrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I swear, he could say anything and it would be funny

  • @parsaentezarian3148
    @parsaentezarian3148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Kelso having to lie about being an oil tycoon to get laid because being chief of medicine wasn’t enough is hilarious lol

  • @fireflocs
    @fireflocs 7 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Telling your spouse what they are *allowed* to believe is fucked up.

    • @brianbaker2884
      @brianbaker2884 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah I know Karla was totally bat shit and saying this episode, she enables a lot of ridiculous things and some of these episodes under the yoke of“ being open minded“

    • @dayschange2
      @dayschange2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, that part of the show really didn't age well. : /

  • @Oblivaddict
    @Oblivaddict 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    I'm about to ruin my career by plunging a knife into a completely conscious person. But you're absolutely right, lets focus on the lying.
    classic

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Classic woman

    • @derlou88
      @derlou88 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Danny max classic boring lonely man

    • @Zakjuh
      @Zakjuh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@derlou88 no need to simp this hard for someone who isn't even here

    • @reygatery
      @reygatery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Zakjuh bruh he need those nice guys point

    • @jorgerascon1212
      @jorgerascon1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@derlou88 you mean reasonable. Carla was being unreasonable. Turk was clearly right in this one

  • @Jovian999
    @Jovian999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Not one of Carla's best episodes (what sane nurse would advocate this lunacy?) but definitely one of Kelso's. I love how tickled he is by 'Sacred Fart'.

    • @derokdeathaxe6984
      @derokdeathaxe6984 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah but the worst Carla-moment is when she wants to kick out JD out of his own (rented) home...she succeeds by manipulating Turk in her favour, and JD ends up living a tent
      but why Carla wanted to kick out JD? Wants to start a family/More Privacy now that she is married
      Why Carla didn't go living back in her mom's house? Unexplained(Her mom died, so either the house was put on auction or it's free to move in)
      Why Carla didn't decide to leave with Turk? Unexplained
      Basically the only logic(although mean/awful) reason for Carla to kick out JD is because she is too lazy to invest time into looking for a better place for her and Turk(but considering that they're two of them, it would have been easier to look for a place...while JD is alone and doesn't get any help)
      Also...to add insult(or salt, you decide the "spice" XD) to the injury: Once JD started to live in a tent, Turk, JD and Elliot got whiny over JD being needy...
      Guys! The three of you put him in that miserable situation and you've the nerve to complain about it?!
      Seriously with friends like these who needs enemies...

    • @mcgeufer
      @mcgeufer ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Sadly, I know real nurses that believe in such things.

    • @cureforintroversion1262
      @cureforintroversion1262 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I generally don't like Carla. She's somewhat compassionate, but generally cares more about being right. At least Dr Cox is honest about it and works hard to actually be right, and the one time he makes a mistake, it crushes him

    • @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together
      @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together ปีที่แล้ว

      @@derokdeathaxe6984Carla is a b word

    • @sweetbabyrodney
      @sweetbabyrodney 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@derokdeathaxe6984I mean, at least he got his own land.

  • @serengede
    @serengede 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    This is one time Kelso's actually being a good boss

    • @Leon_der_Luftige
      @Leon_der_Luftige 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      He almost always was

    • @macman975
      @macman975 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Kelso was a great boss

    • @capterson4
      @capterson4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kelso was an asshole but a good boss. Arguably better than Dr. Cox.

    • @theintunity
      @theintunity 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@capterson4 Dr Cox was a better Chief of Medicine in literally every single way. Dr. Cox still did rounds and still cared for patients as Chief even when he had a hospital to run. Dr. Kelso literally slept in his office, tried to do as little as he was obligated, and only viewed patients as walking bags of money. He didn't show any remorse for patients without insurance, except for that one lady he used to have lunch with in the park.

    • @wescoleman6240
      @wescoleman6240 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theintunityWhile true Dr. Cox was chief for roughly a year while Dr. Cox had been at it for 20+ years which is more than enough time for the job to change you drastically

  • @Mrpastry909
    @Mrpastry909 12 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    You mean Google isn't the same as four years of medical school and four more years of internship/residency?

    • @omriarielly1
      @omriarielly1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      And four years of pre-med.

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Wait so you're telling me I can't accumulate 12 years of knowledge on an extremely complicated profession through a quick Google search. It's weird how that works

    • @bigmetroidfan1263
      @bigmetroidfan1263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarcasm noted

    • @thecooler22
      @thecooler22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gerstein03 No you can't, it takes 12 years of selective and consecutive google searches.

    • @CaptainSweatpants90
      @CaptainSweatpants90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair, in all those years, a doctor learns little to nothing about hypnosis. So they WERE of kind of equal knowledge about the subject matter.
      The patient was still wrong, of course. Don't let anyone cut you open while you're essentially just taking a nap.

  • @EricLing64
    @EricLing64 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    "Start believing what I tell you to believe." Carla is a cultist?

    • @ZenCorvus
      @ZenCorvus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Just a normal neurotic woman

  • @toslowlypoke
    @toslowlypoke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    see the smart thing to do would be to use hypnosis to distract the patient from the needle.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They use gas before they start injecting.

    • @XxRadioactiveGirlxX
      @XxRadioactiveGirlxX 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Rubyofthedead lucky! In the UK you just have to suck it up while they use you like a pin cushion finding a vein that works (they tried top of my left hand, near the saddle joint of my left hand, saddle joint area of my right hand, then top of my right hand that finally worked - I have shitty veins in my hands apparently)

    • @wolflair3329
      @wolflair3329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@XxRadioactiveGirlxX in their defence (as a cost saver) we reuse needles and they dull after a time

    • @kondenkor
      @kondenkor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wolflair3329 they reuse needles in the UK wtf...

    • @Jamie_Pritchard
      @Jamie_Pritchard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@wolflair3329 What backstreet Doctor have you been visiting? Lol

  • @ackbarfan5556
    @ackbarfan5556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "If she comes over here, my name is T-Bone!"
    Classic Kelso.

  • @ambitionary2048
    @ambitionary2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Kelso: well at least you made it halfway through the surgery without anesthesia
    Cox: maybe they'll put it in "almost" magazine

  • @JoseSanchez-yb5wx
    @JoseSanchez-yb5wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    "You're married now so start believing what i tell you to beleive"
    Its moments like that that make me dislike Carla smh

    • @vinayakiyer8334
      @vinayakiyer8334 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A medical professional who is comparing things like weight loss and all to completely opening up a patient and digging around in her🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @JoseSanchez-yb5wx
      @JoseSanchez-yb5wx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vinayakiyer8334 fr smh

    • @rayal4395
      @rayal4395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Carla Espinosa is most annoying person in scrubs

  • @SDK2K9
    @SDK2K9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Look Carla just because you two are married doesn't mean Turk has to believe/agree with everything you say.

    • @ShadeScarecrow
      @ShadeScarecrow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Right? That was such a self centered statement by carla. These moments are the reason why she was my least favorite character

    • @vincesergi7339
      @vincesergi7339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      What's funny is later when he decides to do the procedure using hypnosis, she gets upset with him because it could negatively effect his career. Lol. She was the worst.

    • @thunderfist232
      @thunderfist232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@vincesergi7339
      Am I missing something?
      When did that happen

    • @tylerv5413
      @tylerv5413 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      No, she gets upset with him because he did it to impress Kelso and in fact did not listen to her. Despite the fact that he does the surgery. 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @dasha4102
      @dasha4102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Carla is just a anoying latina biaaaatch

  • @deployedkitty
    @deployedkitty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    There was dignity in the name Turkelton. Turk should've just rolled with it, and he'd have learned to love it.

  • @tomlxyz
    @tomlxyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I hate when people use that logic of "you have to trust/believe me" when it's not about not lying but about competence. Like, I wouldn't trust my best friend to perform surgery on me but trust a professional who's a complete stranger

  • @rashadavery7742
    @rashadavery7742 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Dr Cox reaction to the patient waking up is Gold 😂

  • @doghikerer330
    @doghikerer330 6 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Kelso's acting from 1:20 forward is pure gold!

  • @TheProffesor10
    @TheProffesor10 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Wow I just realized i took his expression "That's a rookie move, and ya hate to see it". I've been saying that for years haha.

  • @janksamillion
    @janksamillion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    Carla's such a control freak in this one lol. That's what makes it hilarious but damn woman, he said he didn't want to do it! "START BELIEVING WHAT I TELL YOU TO BELIEVE" killed me

    • @SpeedyEric1
      @SpeedyEric1 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Start believing what I tell you to believe" is also the motto of the GOP.

    • @derokdeathaxe6984
      @derokdeathaxe6984 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@SpeedyEric1 and pretty much every religion...

    • @Pariahmary
      @Pariahmary 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SpeedyEric1it goes both ways, think before you preach

    • @Mortified42
      @Mortified42 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@SpeedyEric1Can I get an example because the dems are trying to convince me that a man can become a woman.

  • @RatsMyHeart
    @RatsMyHeart 13 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Do it.
    Dig.
    Do it.
    Dig.
    Do it.
    Dig.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Did we ever find out if he found the nickel he was looking for?

  • @jeremytung1632
    @jeremytung1632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    On the plus side I bet that woman asked for anesthesia even for plucking her eyebrows from then on.

  • @drakeloki4214
    @drakeloki4214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    You know I heard of people who thought Carla was the worst character; I never really believed but here I can see it. Sure hypnosis can supposedly do good things ( the placebo affect is a wonderful thing) but as Turk said his carer could have been seriously negatively effected and the patent could have died. But she seemed more concerned with her man taking her side and she never seemed to acknowledge she was wrong.

    • @mattlyon3627
      @mattlyon3627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well she is a woman they seem to have trouble doing that LoL

    • @lesbaguette4381
      @lesbaguette4381 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@mattlyon3627No one's laughing, kiddo.

    • @williamfb42
      @williamfb42 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lesbaguette4381 I'm laughing.

  • @manssoderkvist2421
    @manssoderkvist2421 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Heartwarming moment when Kelso support Turk telling him he could publish some of the results🥰

  • @InfiniteSlasher
    @InfiniteSlasher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +99

    "Hypnosis helped me quit smoking"
    I'M SORRY CARLA, WHAT???

    • @hi_mom_im_on_youtube
      @hi_mom_im_on_youtube 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Talha Rasool you’re welcome

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      hypnosis can help one quit smoking but so can a big fat placebo

    • @jackskatter.3888
      @jackskatter.3888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually hypnosis works by tricking you brain into inducing false pain when you do something i had a friend who wanted to quit smoking so he did hypnosis and the hypnotist asked “whats the most unpleasent thing you can think of” he said “dry heaving” so he got him to dry heave every time he craved a cigarette after a while he kicked the addiction however it was not pleasent being around him when he was in the transitioning phase

    • @StyxTBuferd
      @StyxTBuferd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hypnosis can actually do a lot of very helpful things. The big crux with hypnosis is that it requires compliance- it's a method of tricking your brain into doing things it already wants to do on some level. That obviously only goes so far as a replacement for anesthesia (and I doubt you could do even half a surgery with it), but it has been used to help people kick addictions. Carla's speaking the truth in this episode, even if I think her idea was kind of crazy. But, at the end of the day, it's what the patient wanted. Kelso was right to see that as an opportunity.

  • @ayne0735
    @ayne0735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I feel like when Dr. Kelso got drunk at Turk's wedding and started calling him Turkleton. He got drunk forever since and became a lot less evil

  • @holdemehha
    @holdemehha 15 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Sure hypnosis may be a powerful tool, but none of the "qualities" Carla described involve sticking a knife in a patient and slicing them open. I can't even imagine what that would be like in real life

  • @grobertson9
    @grobertson9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:24 you can see JD in the background laughing at the Sacred Fart joke.

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo ปีที่แล้ว

      No you can’t. He’s not there. Buy some glasses and try again.

    • @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together
      @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together ปีที่แล้ว

      No he's right. Although it wasn't Zach Braff it clearly was supposed to be JD.

  • @Auntypearl
    @Auntypearl 14 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Sacred fart, thats hilarious.

  • @845835
    @845835 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:15 Best part when she screams and Cox is there to laugh.

    • @moilevin7088
      @moilevin7088 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Pure gold.

  • @SensationalBanana
    @SensationalBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The music choice in this series was ALWAYS on point.

  • @Bladerunner93
    @Bladerunner93 15 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Man, when I first saw this, the patient's eyes shooting open, it scared the hell out of me...

    • @drpinky504
      @drpinky504 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even more than if the corpse at a funeral opened their eyes like that?

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love how Dr Cox put cotton wool in his ears during the surgery.
    Bracing himself for the inevitable scream.

  • @JmDGamez
    @JmDGamez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The exchanges between Turk and Carla you'd believe they were actually married

  • @henrytruong2596
    @henrytruong2596 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    4:17 the look of I told you so from Dr. Cox.

  • @ElivS25
    @ElivS25 15 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    ''Blow it out your ass, bob''
    hahahahhahahahhaa x'D

  • @bardoambriz6720
    @bardoambriz6720 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dr Cox was pure comedic gold in this

  • @jorgerascon1212
    @jorgerascon1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Carla was being unreasonable about this.

  • @iainronald4217
    @iainronald4217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Monty Python brought me here. I was just watching the sketch where a guy endlessly hears singing in his brain so he hires a psychiatrist who elects to slice him open with a bone saw. When they slice him open, they find he has three squatters living inside him and they wake up the patient so he’s conscious to file a restraining order against them so the doctor can remove them. The sketch reminded me of this clip so much I had to rewatch it.

  • @kreglfromworld
    @kreglfromworld 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    4:17 pure happiness

  • @wrst88
    @wrst88 13 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    The patient, Melissa, is Meredith Bishop, who played Annie Mack on "The Secret World of Alex Mack" way back in the day.

    • @TheKpa11
      @TheKpa11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow crazy

    • @Benderrr111
      @Benderrr111 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved Larisa Oleynik there

    • @jeremyzak654
      @jeremyzak654 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow! I haven't thought about that show in over 20 years. I feel old now.

  • @drpinky504
    @drpinky504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If I were Turk, the only way I would even consider hypnosis is after consulting experts to check effectiveness, the patient would have to be restrained so she can't thrash around if she wakes up, and I would insist on traditional anesthesia be at the ready in case the hypnosis failed.

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You forgot one very important thing, a consent form signed in the presence of a lawyer for each party after being advised of the risks of the procedure.

    • @drpinky504
      @drpinky504 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LucianDevine Yes that is important. Do you think the hospital should have another lawyer in addition to Ted for themselves? haha

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@drpinky504 Well, that goes without saying, but I meant a lawyer for the hospital and a lawyer for her. Hell, maybe even a private lawyer for Turk!

    • @truli91
      @truli91 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      it still would not work. muscles have to relaxed during the surgery which only anestesiologist can accomplish with curara like substances. so hypnosis is alot of bullshit. as a doctor i would not operate on a patient that wants something like that. doctors have the right to decline some patients.

  • @The1stImpish
    @The1stImpish 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A lot of the comments don't get that Bill Lawrence has a fucked up view of marriage, and it shows in so much of his work. Remember the guy's married to Christa Miller, and look at the characters he makes her play.

  • @AdamFazekas999
    @AdamFazekas999 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    it's Cox's face that always gets me :'D

  • @Hero1922
    @Hero1922 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    i've had a few moles removed and a kidney stone taken care of
    i'm glad i listened to the doctor, your feet have alot of nerve endings that's why it hurts when you hurt them

  • @gameguy20100
    @gameguy20100 13 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    turk must be a great surgen

  • @Protoman85
    @Protoman85 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I was so glad they didn't go the route of "hypnosis works" in this show because hypnosis is bullshit, good for relaxation and mediation maybe but not for much else

    • @gnomifaxpaw9689
      @gnomifaxpaw9689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Have you even seen the clip? They took the route hypnosis works but that it's not as reliable as modern medicine.
      Also hypnosis works for real but not in the way movies show it. It's more than a lead meditation/wake dream.
      Sorry for my bad English

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gnomifaxpaw9689 It's your poor grasp of reality that's the problem.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr. Scoot Scooter Sleep heals the body, when your unconscious, sitting there like a sack of meat. It does a hell of a lot more than singing a happy song clap hands.

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Mr. Scoot Scooter Magic's not real but delusion is all around.

    • @kareldolezel1293
      @kareldolezel1293 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Mr. Scoot Scooter Placebo effect is about inducing a feeling. Lowering stress, very marginal pain relief... It works for less than half a population and doesn't last longer than 3 weeks. It has literally nothing to do with having you body physically healed, other than the positive effects of not being stressed. Because your body doesn't waste energy on being stressed.

  • @escn4004
    @escn4004 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Maybe they'll put it in Almost Magazine.

  • @diegogarcicruz6134
    @diegogarcicruz6134 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:40 John C McGinley’s widow’s peak is slightly askew and now I can’t unsee it…

  • @myDiosmiAmor
    @myDiosmiAmor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Dr Cox laugh kills me

  • @smdrobot
    @smdrobot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I had a terrible reaction when i was put under when i was young for a tonsilectomy. Because of my pych issues i freaked out when i started dozing off.
    Still would have them use anesthesia, but that may just be the stories from my mom whose been an RN for 40 years telling me about the 10 of those spent in the OR.

  • @mattsmt20
    @mattsmt20 13 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I had my appendix out and I was still signing forms when my drugs kicked in lol

    • @Bucketheadhead
      @Bucketheadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Matthew Smith You have to sign forms for subway? What a country!

  • @ejnorman8781
    @ejnorman8781 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Ohby noby!" 😂

  • @marobushko
    @marobushko 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Carla is so silly quite often

  • @dayschange2
    @dayschange2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That actually is quite amazing. I would read a paper on that surgery.

  • @kinglegault
    @kinglegault 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    funny how starting season 3 then even more on season 4 i notice kelso was a lot more likable

    • @jimmy2k4o
      @jimmy2k4o 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Dragon Legault started with him getting drunk at Turk’s wedding.

  • @UK_Aura
    @UK_Aura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    who else saw jd in the background when kelso said sacred fart

    • @Dalawall
      @Dalawall 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Its not jd

  • @bradleydewey1548
    @bradleydewey1548 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    I am 21 and have had 24 surgeries speaking from experience the worst part of any surgery is the time spent in one's head about it

  • @Mrpastry909
    @Mrpastry909 12 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    There is a reason why hypnosis was replaced when chemicals came along-it actually kept the patients asleep. And as for hypnosis means less blood, anesthesia is an injection-there is no blood! You also can't get medically certified for hypnosis because it's just about never used in surgery, only for psychological cases that don't involve scalpels. Plus, have you ever seen hypnosis at a kid's party? Sometimes the participant snaps out of it on his own. Imagine that during a surgery.

  • @head0nfire
    @head0nfire 12 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    according to the description, it's episode 503 (season 5 episode 3)

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It was extremely irresponsible for Carla to get Turk to go along with the Hypnosis idea.
    That patient could've potentially died.

  • @PrankCallMeAndDieGrr
    @PrankCallMeAndDieGrr 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love the song they play ^.^
    (Everybody's Changing-Keane)
    they had it for the In Plain Sight commercial. Marshell looked awesome!!!

  • @ComboSmooth
    @ComboSmooth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    God dang, why does "Turkleton" still crack me up this much

  • @Eldritchinator
    @Eldritchinator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Turns out hypnosis wears off easier than anesthesia.

  • @myDiosmiAmor
    @myDiosmiAmor 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Keane everybody changing.. I love that song

  • @joshuaplotkin8826
    @joshuaplotkin8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    he did not make as much noise as the patient when she woke up during surgery. she made a lot of noise at that moment.

  • @crazycarl8266
    @crazycarl8266 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have gotten over my fear of doctors, but now I have to worry about their spouses.

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    this show was the best

  • @joshuaplotkin8826
    @joshuaplotkin8826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    that would have ruined his career and the hospital's reputation

    • @Bucketheadhead
      @Bucketheadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joshua Plotkin It was her decision.

  • @ItsWeenie
    @ItsWeenie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Carla was insufferable this episode

  • @l0lzer
    @l0lzer 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol at turk when he was about to say, "That's what I'm talking about Dr. Cox!"
    But then starts with Carla's thing LOOL

    • @jmcq931
      @jmcq931 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      l0lzer XX

  • @Y0G0FU
    @Y0G0FU 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I got my Arm cut open without any narcotics or painkillers for a Quick Medical thing (i rammed several big pieces of wood into my arm in a workplace accident and tweezers didnt work.. so the scalpel had to do the trick and it only took 2 minutes) and the pain was incredible. I cant imagine how insane the pain would be during an appendix surgery.. holy moly.

    • @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together
      @we_played_Hob_Gobbies_together ปีที่แล้ว

      I stabbed a knife right into my chest near my heart, got really close.That was my third suicide attempt. Passed out due to blood lost.

  • @anoticingsenpai7044
    @anoticingsenpai7044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I mean to be fair. Dr. Cox did call it.

  • @SirMuteb
    @SirMuteb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:22 gotta love kelso lol

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom หลายเดือนก่อน

    Goddamn Carla, and instead of apologizing she hugs him

  • @caddilac19
    @caddilac19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    dr cox u re a fucking legend i luv u

  • @ambitionary2048
    @ambitionary2048 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    *YOU CAN DO THIS YOU CAN DO THIS YOU CAN DO THIS!!!*

  • @jeanniemaycrawford4466
    @jeanniemaycrawford4466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The wife is crazy

  • @chrishargreaves8016
    @chrishargreaves8016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I want to know how they dealt with such a situation, by which I mean: As a doctor, what do you do when a patient you've just cut open begins screaming inconsolably?

    • @Bucketheadhead
      @Bucketheadhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      You keep a hammer close by to knock them unconscious properly

    • @distracted_visions7095
      @distracted_visions7095 ปีที่แล้ว

      Immediately call your lawyer!

  • @zlee001
    @zlee001 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    yoouuuuu sayyy you wonnder your oowwwnnn life. but when i think about it i dont see how you can.

  • @Azhiru
    @Azhiru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hypnosis is often used in pain management, but proobably not for this

    • @Y0G0FU
      @Y0G0FU 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It can work for some Minor surgery.. but that? surely was a few levels above it could handle xD

  • @sidwulf6859
    @sidwulf6859 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I don’t understand. What would happen after she regained consciousness, I mean would they continue with the surgery as is or do they just close up in the middle (Kelso said he went through half of the surgery)? How does that work? It’s not like they can knock her out in the middle or something. Can they?

  • @Drtomterrific
    @Drtomterrific 14 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    "I'm about to ruin my career. . .but let's make this about you," would have been a better line.
    We always think everything is about us. The light changes to red when we are late and we really feel the light, the world, the devil or God has it in for us. Hilarious

  • @Nokleby08
    @Nokleby08 12 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can someoen tell me what episode and season this is? xD

  • @mr.berardine1694
    @mr.berardine1694 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    She got what was coming to her.

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I'd love to know what happened once she was conscious. They surely can't just shove everything back in place or rush through the surgery, so did they have an anesthesiologist on standby to knock her out?

    • @khaelstorm2552
      @khaelstorm2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes, definitely.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They didn't need an anesthesiologist. The Todd was on standby, he knocked her out with a face five.

  • @gavinthomas1745
    @gavinthomas1745 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Guys I fucking love this show and ya need to chill out and not take it seriously. Turk loves Carla. Stop with the Carla hate. I liked her more than Elliot.

    • @blackcat1642
      @blackcat1642 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First you stop it with the Elliot hate xd

  • @TheVergile
    @TheVergile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Surgeon cures patient from superstition”
    Hows that for a Headline, eh???

  • @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
    @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Of course all that pain setting in all at once she would probably pass out

  • @FrankieAdds
    @FrankieAdds 15 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    'small world. Scalple'
    lol

  • @lorendaemon7945
    @lorendaemon7945 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never go deep enough into trance for that.

    • @SaraNightfire1
      @SaraNightfire1 ปีที่แล้ว

      One time they had to do a local surgery with local anesthesia on my arm.
      They told me it would take an hour and I could be knocked out instead.
      I was like: “Knock me the hell out, I ain't going to try to hold still and feel the scapel for an hour.”

  • @Tantei7
    @Tantei7 12 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    It's Keane - Everybody's Changing. I just wanted to know and searched for some lyrics I could understand^^
    watch?v=Ea7QxBHvJrM

    • @ezekiel0606
      @ezekiel0606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tantei7 thank you sir!

  • @darknesslight3100
    @darknesslight3100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:32 Kelso is gangsta af