Scrubs Turk's Blue Handprints

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  • From episode 409, My Malpractical Decision
    Requested by: philafc1990
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  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    I love that he's not cleaning the walls in any sense, he's just turning the handprint into a smear. Like his specific instructions were "get these handprints off the walls" and he did

    • @siramoras
      @siramoras 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I never noticed that haha nice thank you :D

    • @ben4771
      @ben4771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      To be fair at that point it would be easier to repaint but the focused handprints could show through a light color paint so smearing it first would help with that

  • @randomuser6175
    @randomuser6175 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    I love the fact that the only person the janitor is afraid of is Carla :)

    • @JohnnyC01
      @JohnnyC01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Everyone is afraid of Carla :P

    • @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859
      @gabrielcusack-mercedez8859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Dr Cox is scared of Carla, I’m pretty sure Dr Kelso is scared of Carla

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Why would he be scared of Carla? I get why the doctors would, she leads the nurses, but what can she do to the Janitor that he can't do back but worse?

    • @randomuser6175
      @randomuser6175 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 I don't know why he would be scared I just know he is. If you watch the show you would know it too and if you already watched the show why asking me this question?

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@randomuser6175 It wasn't a sarcastic question. I wanted to know if there was a reason he's scared of her.

  • @pinkpuma24
    @pinkpuma24 13 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I love how Turk's go-to response when Carla's mad is "Baby, you know you're my world."

  • @ElectroTherapyFTSoul
    @ElectroTherapyFTSoul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Oddly enough, the funniest part about the last scene is how, after the Janitor rats out Turk, he suddenly talks to Turk like nothing happened. It's just normal for him. "Chop bustin'. And doc dustin'."

    • @HeyitsMartyn
      @HeyitsMartyn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Electroshock Therapy for the Soul what’s funnier is that he failed gym. Even though he was an Olympic hurdler.

    • @katesam647
      @katesam647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The Olympics had better shorts 😂

  • @PeterDivine
    @PeterDivine 6 ปีที่แล้ว +533

    "...that's a very unfortunate hand-placement for you..."

    • @ZERO_42069
      @ZERO_42069 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      PeterDivine this is a very common hand size

  • @bellerain381
    @bellerain381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +426

    "Sure, a black guy breaking into a country club, huh, nothing bad can happen there!"
    Perfect response!

    • @omairsh8
      @omairsh8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The writing was top notch on Scrubs

    • @MitchellTF
      @MitchellTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@omairsh8 ...My country club got its first black member...last year.
      It's been open for a hundred years...
      I don't go there much anymore...

  • @Russetfur01
    @Russetfur01 15 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    I love the look on Carla's face when she says, "You did this?"

  • @Rubyofthedead
    @Rubyofthedead 9 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    They caught him blue-handed!

    • @Roddarzz
      @Roddarzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol and the hands stayed blue for a good part of the episode 😂🤣

  • @Kingofredeyes
    @Kingofredeyes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    I love how even the Janitor, the guy who can have even Dr. Cox duck taped and shoved into a morgue drawer respects and fears Carla. No one messes with the head nurse lol.

    • @dreadrath
      @dreadrath 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yep, the only one crazy enough to start anything with her and somewhat hold their own was Kelso back in the days when he was more devil than man, and even he didn't always come out on top.

  • @tychoderuiter1509
    @tychoderuiter1509 7 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    2:36 I love how she has to point above her own height to point at his face yet she can make him scared nonetheless

    • @SirFooplesTheThird
      @SirFooplesTheThird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Matt Tych Carla is a scary, scary woman

    • @Kerorofan1990
      @Kerorofan1990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You gotta be careful around them tiny Hispanic ladies. I've seen a 5'2 Puerto Rican beat the tar out of a 6'3 guy before.

    • @stormydragon2668
      @stormydragon2668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Kerorofan1990 🎵 I'm not Puerto Rican, I'm Dominican! 🎵

    • @Ogahz94
      @Ogahz94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kerorofan1990 you did not, infact a 6,3 woman couldn't beat a physically able 5,2 guy, bone density, and all that.

    • @Zuon94
      @Zuon94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Ogahz94 It's actually possible and very common. There's more strategy to self defense than brute strength. I've actually known a few tiny girls who took down some harassing guys taller than me right in front of my eyes. Kinda wish I had those skills myself. Perhaps I should ask for their secrets.

  • @musicallyawesome
    @musicallyawesome 12 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love how the blueprints just appear on the door behind teh Janitor when Kelso shows up lol

  • @angeltenrih
    @angeltenrih 12 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    "Come on man, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me besides getting married."
    "She's not here."
    "This is the best thing that's ever happened to me!"
    Ahh, marriage...

  • @SongSingsSoprano
    @SongSingsSoprano 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Turk putting his blue handprints all over the wall made the hospital look like a daycare center 😂😂😂😂☠️

  • @Roddarzz
    @Roddarzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "I will always dial the K for you"....that bromance😊😀

  • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
    @GenericUsername-qp1ww 9 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "Cal Turk here. We don't sell insurance, we sell piece of mind. But only to white people *wink* would you like some milk?"

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I... I kind of like the blue handprints on the wall. It's an improvement. I know it's the kind of thing you'd most expect in Pediatrics. But... it does give it some character.

  • @r.k.6680
    @r.k.6680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Kafanekapa"

  • @joshcook5434
    @joshcook5434 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    in fairness, the janitor was in the right to be angry at turk.

  • @ongbak190
    @ongbak190 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That janitor is the superstar of this show.

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 10 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "How do you flunk 8th grade gym?"

  • @giannhernandez5013
    @giannhernandez5013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The "Blue Handprints" part reminded me of "Blue's Clues".

  • @ciaranbrk
    @ciaranbrk 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    You did this is laced with so much menace 😂😂

  • @Goodlookgraphics
    @Goodlookgraphics 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    How do you leave out the funniest park… “Would you like some milk” lol

  • @SuCKeRPunCH187
    @SuCKeRPunCH187 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    so the show is set in sacremento

  • @LednacekZ
    @LednacekZ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    how could he flunk gym if he was a world class hurdler?

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He didn't like the shorts.

  • @Kerorofan1990
    @Kerorofan1990 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    916.
    That means this show is set in Sacramento.

    • @scyth168
      @scyth168 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      its in San DiFrangeles

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kerorofan yes but did you figure out the rest of the number?

    • @briantorres5363
      @briantorres5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Starmadien2019 kfnapaw

  • @brentondisbrowe1435
    @brentondisbrowe1435 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    lmao its just a common handsize, the oj simpson argument

  • @HARBRINGERZERO
    @HARBRINGERZERO หลายเดือนก่อน

    Damn, I was waiting for Cal Turk.

  • @northbearNL
    @northbearNL 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:41 no handprints behind the janitor on/near the door, 0:47 handprints on same location WOAH MAGIC

    • @imveryangryitsnotbutter
      @imveryangryitsnotbutter ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of [scoff scoff] magic paint or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

  • @zlozlozlo
    @zlozlozlo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Why the hell would you cut out Cal Turk?

  • @Schneeck
    @Schneeck 13 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Baby if you call Turk, you get Turk! XD

  • @LazyartistLast
    @LazyartistLast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:50 how the hell did turk do that so fast? there were no handprints on the door a few seconds earlier 0:43

  • @HypnoSwag
    @HypnoSwag 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You cut the Cal Turk scene? BLASPHEMY!

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I’ll always dial the k for you

  • @seymourbuttz6419
    @seymourbuttz6419 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Real talk they wer both beyond unprofessional, I've always disliked the janitor for how he behaves but giving away someone's number without their consent or knowledge is a cardinal sin i will never forgive

  • @ryuumajin
    @ryuumajin 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Well then STOP MESSING WITH MY JD!"

  • @nin4339
    @nin4339 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Carla is such a bossy control freak

  • @gartgart4757
    @gartgart4757 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I JUST got that last joke

  • @kylemichaelsen7374
    @kylemichaelsen7374 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I like how no one questions how the janitor had turks urine sample

  • @BrockLee3
    @BrockLee3 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    What the crap, man? Why would you leave the part out which showed Cal Turk? Seeing Turk in white-face was HILARIOUS!

  • @greencello599
    @greencello599 ปีที่แล้ว

    The real question is why didn't the janitor just paint over the handprints on the walls? The ones on glass would just need a razor blade to peel off. Why go through the trouble of scrubbing the ones on the walls if they just smear?

  • @Royed
    @Royed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    ....How did they not go to the authorities with the stalker? Seriously, I know this is a comedy show but come on. The dude was LITERALLY stalking Turk. File a restraining order against him.

    • @matthewjones2095
      @matthewjones2095 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man dont file restraining orders thats a womans thing

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead หลายเดือนก่อน

      He did.

  • @UKFX
    @UKFX 9 ปีที่แล้ว

    And the bone head cuts out the best part...

  • @migosmetro265
    @migosmetro265 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    "I failed gym too"

  • @snick._.c
    @snick._.c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Yup Sacramento CA but

  • @iceytoa1
    @iceytoa1 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @lygarx It's a mobile no?
    So that wouldn't work...

  • @tubeyoukonto
    @tubeyoukonto 13 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    would you like some milk?

  • @JHShadon133
    @JHShadon133 14 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    He should of said he did the walls thing to get the Janitor back for messin with J.D.

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon ปีที่แล้ว

    Probably should have changed it to Got Turk.

  • @aziizrocks
    @aziizrocks 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hahahah remember lettercoding phone numbers

  • @KyleRayner12
    @KyleRayner12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    How *does* one flunk eighth-grade gym?

    • @jobkramer560
      @jobkramer560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I study philosophy. And I don't know

    • @gerstein03
      @gerstein03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      KyleRayner12 at my school, don't bring gym clothes or just don't show up

    • @MatthewJones-jg4eu
      @MatthewJones-jg4eu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gerstein03 or in my case having a cerible polsy

  • @mixtremeja6430
    @mixtremeja6430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You cut of cal turk... buuu

  • @TheHadesShade
    @TheHadesShade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I would just block the guys number, and if he'd follow me outside of work, a restraining order will work just fine. (outside of work that is)

    • @jaimeeiswriting
      @jaimeeiswriting 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHadesShade I’m not sure if a restraining order would allow that

    • @Xelltrix
      @Xelltrix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He did get a restraining order. The guy tried to sue him over it.

  • @jayfaisa6016
    @jayfaisa6016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Kaf unn apaw

  • @kraken589
    @kraken589 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The janitor didn't like the shorts but later on he loves shorts and makes JD wear a pair.

    • @SDK2K9
      @SDK2K9 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or it could be that he didn't like the type of shorts he had to wear.

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      kraken589 he did it to mess with JD.

    • @chasbodaniels1744
      @chasbodaniels1744 ปีที่แล้ว

      The kraken nailed its OP brilliantly. Excellent catch there krak!

  • @chriso1373
    @chriso1373 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    CAL-LTRK woulda been a good compromise

  • @teeje8205
    @teeje8205 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    wouldn'T it be way more pointful to just paint them white again?

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol!

  • @Stuart267
    @Stuart267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I forgot how hot Carla was

  • @manemperorofmankind8119
    @manemperorofmankind8119 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shoulda been “hey Turk”

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lmao wouldn't it just be easier to paint over it

  • @bassamalmulhim67
    @bassamalmulhim67 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    So you’re the one ?!

  • @Redstar2613
    @Redstar2613 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I don't know why Turk didn't explain that the only reason he did what he did was to do something nice for JD and he chose to mess with the Janitor because of the countless number of times the Janitor has messed with J.D.

  • @lifemetall
    @lifemetall 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ann call ter?

  • @studentgaming3107
    @studentgaming3107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Carla is fine as hell

  • @hello0959
    @hello0959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Unfortunately, 916 CALL TUR isn't a valid number :(

    • @alexrose7861
      @alexrose7861 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It used to be! The cell phone was on set and people would answer it every so often. I called when this episode aired but got voicemail. Left a voicemail though!

  • @solarlight92
    @solarlight92 12 ปีที่แล้ว

    @rhysinater Nice Catch hahaha

  • @katesam647
    @katesam647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Instead of “CALLTUR”, his new number should be “TURKLTON”… See? It’s 8 numbers, so it works… taking a break from TH-cam now 😂

  • @EuropeanSpaceAgency1
    @EuropeanSpaceAgency1 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    poor janitor :P ehhehe

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'm begging you, stick with "kfnmpah".

  • @dorkmax7073
    @dorkmax7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's called stalking

  • @macbuff81
    @macbuff81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Flip phone ;)

    • @15TEEN
      @15TEEN 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Flip phone was awesome back then.. very stylish..

  • @jmg95
    @jmg95 15 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i do

  • @RedWolfe90
    @RedWolfe90 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I never understood why he wouldn’t just paint over them

    • @jackguest145
      @jackguest145 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You'd probably still see a faint hand shape under the new layer of paint

    • @jamescampbell6724
      @jamescampbell6724 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If I recall JD does tell him to do that.

    • @Rubyofthedead
      @Rubyofthedead หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@jamescampbell6724That was in a different episode where the Janitor caused JD to draw on the wall by pulling his paper away.

    • @jamescampbell6724
      @jamescampbell6724 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Rubyofthedead No I remember it was this one. Janitor was scrubbing and JD walked by saying you could just paint it the same color.

  • @fromthegamethrone
    @fromthegamethrone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Generic Comment explaining the joke

  • @GeoffShouldWin
    @GeoffShouldWin 14 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    kafanipala

  • @jmg95
    @jmg95 15 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    first comment! i love this episode and these clips.

  • @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241
    @pessimisticprofessorfarnsw3241 ปีที่แล้ว

    Cfnenpa

  • @Stinkfly3
    @Stinkfly3 14 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    kufunninapuh=583866462784

  • @sergarlantyrell7847
    @sergarlantyrell7847 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Back in the days when people typed with keypads, you had to memorise numbers and you couldn't easily block numbers...