Adam Ruins Everything - Why the TSA Doesn't Stop Terrorist Attacks

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  • @paolaserranosantos
    @paolaserranosantos 8 ปีที่แล้ว +373

    TSA reminds me of the security guards where I once worked. As an application programmer, I was having trouble with a particularly complex program, and decided to take the source code home to review over the weekend. The guard saw the hardcopy listing in my briefcase and told me that I couldn't take any documents out of the company. So I went back to my desk and copied the same source code, along with several other programs of interest, onto a floppy disk. This time the guard looked inside my briefcase, where the disk was clearly in view, and waved me through. Ah, "security"!

    • @Boyakishan
      @Boyakishan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      WhAt’S a FlOpPy DiSk?

    • @jakegerszewski9195
      @jakegerszewski9195 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Damn. He said it better 😂

    • @KnifeSpoon720
      @KnifeSpoon720 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Floppy disk? You mean a 3d printed save icon? 😂

  • @GigTube
    @GigTube 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1861

    That water bottle might be a bomb - can't bring it on the plane.... so just put it in the trash over there.

    • @Krebons1200
      @Krebons1200 9 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      can't I just drink from it to show it isn't dangerous, sir?

    • @Retailman100
      @Retailman100 9 ปีที่แล้ว +329

      +Krebons1200 No, but you can buy that $8.00 bottle just on the other end of the security line.

    • @TheHardRunner
      @TheHardRunner 9 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      +Krebons1200 Don't you dare start asking questions that reveal how inept and arbitrary our security measures are. Next you'll be asking the flight attendant why you have to turn off your phone. You just do, OK?

    • @benhuang2773
      @benhuang2773 9 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +Chad9976 Whenever I travel, I'm allowed to empty out the bottle and take it with me, and fill it up later.

    • @mikeshaftx
      @mikeshaftx 9 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      +Chad9976 Turn your cellphones off during the flight. It might send us through a wormhole because of the "microwave radiation."

  • @danmorgan3685
    @danmorgan3685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +350

    The TSA is an organization with 55,600+ employees in 2014 that still managed to burn through $7.39 billion. Impressive for an organization that has utterly failed to meet every challenge it has met. Somebody is making A LOT of money off the TSA.

    • @danmorgan3685
      @danmorgan3685 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      busi magen I thinking more in terms of what we are getting for the money not just potential corruption. Unlike a lot of people I do believe that government can play a positive role in society. It actually has for quit a while. For examples look at the Rural Electrification Program, Social Security and, yes, even the US Postal service.

    • @baro5783
      @baro5783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But has 9/11 happened again?

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *_Whoever that person or people are I want to congratulate them on their exploitation of american ignorance._*

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@baro5783 *_Did the tsa find more contraband than it failed to actually find? Even if the terrorist can't get through security the most they can do is shoot up the airport entrance._*

    • @punker4Real
      @punker4Real ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@baro5783 YES several times in Ukraine it's almost flatten to the ground

  • @web3university2023
    @web3university2023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    When I was about 5, I brought on a snow globe while traveling. They scanned my bag and pulled it out. Even AFTER they KNEW it was just a snow globe, they BROKE THE GLASS and poured out the water and threw it away with me or my parents’ consent. Like that water was a bomb or something. And I was gonna give that snow globe to my cousin who was in the hospital on his BIRTHDAY. TSA sucks.

    • @8cutstrings
      @8cutstrings ปีที่แล้ว +4

      At that point I'd sure as hell give them a reason to detain me.

    • @Bigtimersh5
      @Bigtimersh5 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      “Savages, savages! Barely even human!”

  • @justmada928
    @justmada928 8 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    once they confiscated a toy sword from me. they said I could kill someone with it, I WAS TEN YEARS OLD.

    • @jettaburns
      @jettaburns 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I remember when I was little my mom let me pack one of my bags my myself and I had put my crayon box in there. Once we reach the TSA they took my safety scissors. ://

    • @AnyaKimochi
      @AnyaKimochi 8 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hamada Al Sayed I bought two TOY kids guns for my younger brothers. I went to the airport a day later and it got confiscated at the airport. I want my money back =.=

    • @jollywolly55
      @jollywolly55 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anya hand luggage?

    • @lizzieelsenpeter7256
      @lizzieelsenpeter7256 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alot of things you think can't be weapons can be weapons

    • @gecko7779
      @gecko7779 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@lizzieelsenpeter7256 Oh my god, is that a phone?
      You could hit someone with the phone and kill them! Now I have to steal everyones phone!
      And is that hair? You could rip off your hair and strangle someone with it, only bald people are allowed now!
      This isn't a reason to confiscate kids toys that people payed money for.

  • @armena.8563
    @armena.8563 8 ปีที่แล้ว +889

    TSA be all like, "If you don't let us touch you, then you're a terrorist."
    Hell, TSA might as well just be the "Touchy Searchy Agency"

    • @catslayerz9274
      @catslayerz9274 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      that's the secret meaning

    • @simon6071
      @simon6071 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Medical Definition of TSA according to Merriam Webster dictionary is
      Tourette Syndrome Association.
      Google search for Tourette Syndrome comes up with:
      Tourette syndrome (TS) is a neurological disorder characterized by repetitive, stereotyped, involuntary movements and vocalizations called tics.
      Watch videos:
      *TSA Molestation by onestarvids
      *Miss USA molested by TSA
      I wonder if repetitive, stereotyped, involuntary movements of groping other people's genitals can be regarded as tics.

    • @dodosuify
      @dodosuify 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol

    • @TedTravisTiara
      @TedTravisTiara 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, that's not what it's meant all along?!? 🤓😬🍻

    • @UnReaLgeek
      @UnReaLgeek 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thousand's Standing Around! And one of the lowest paid agencies to boot too! TSA leadership has tried to argue for an exemption to federal minimum wage for their workers, while arguing for an increased budget in the same breath.

  • @MrMighty147
    @MrMighty147 9 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    This show is a gift to humanity.

    • @stephenking5852
      @stephenking5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I love it too.

    • @djl_cyber_yt
      @djl_cyber_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some episodes of Adam Ruins Everything are excellent. However, there’s some that follow an agenda.

    • @MrMighty147
      @MrMighty147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djl_cyber_yt And what agenda would that be? Follow up: What would be bad about that?

    • @djl_cyber_yt
      @djl_cyber_yt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrMighty147 If you think about it, Adam Conover talked about how black people are left out of gun debates. Many of the “ facts “ he stated in that video along with Ava who was the 2nd main personality of the episode, discussed about certain laws such as the Castle Doctrine and the Stand Your Ground act “ depending on your duty to flee “ which was oversimplified into one law. And another part of gun control was that they left out the fact that the Black Panthers in Oakland were terrorists according to vault.fbi.gov. In that episode, it wasn’t actually trying to warn others about our local gun laws, it was more or less trying to push an agenda established by a political group. I’m not 100% accurate on this take, but if you want, you can check out Actual Justice Warrior for more information that he covers on a few episodes of Adam Ruins Everything.

    • @MrMighty147
      @MrMighty147 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djl_cyber_yt "Actual Justice Warrior". How anyone can follow a channel with such a name and reference it with a straight face is beyond me. You are obviously anti gun control and since the internet is no place where discussions actually change peoples minds I'm not gonna get into an argument about that with you. So yeah the show demonstrated that American Gun Laws are completely broken and connected to racism. Just like so many things in America. That's a Fact.

  • @andygramajo8133
    @andygramajo8133 8 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    2:02 yeah, we know about this guy. we replaced his bullets with tic tacs.
    Genius!

    • @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN
      @ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mhmm, orange.
      My favorite. 😎

    • @peterrasmussen394
      @peterrasmussen394 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Andy Gramajo who knew the CIA had a sense of humour?

    • @omalor
      @omalor 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He sounds like batman from HISHE.

  • @laurensimonelli5654
    @laurensimonelli5654 9 ปีที่แล้ว +981

    The TSA aren't useless. They saved the general public from the dangerous garlic bulb my friend was bringing me from out of state. To ensure the safety of everyone, my friend was required to deposit the garlic bulb in the trash receptacle. I can sleep better at night knowing these people are watching over me!

    • @jviation737
      @jviation737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Really? Did you watch the video?

    • @jviation737
      @jviation737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      ***** *Yea, after I commented, I noticed the joke. My bad
      *smacks head

    • @jviation737
      @jviation737 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ***** Yea, after I noticed I had already closed G+ on my phone
      *was such an idiot

    • @Friedrich-Wilhelm-1980
      @Friedrich-Wilhelm-1980 9 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      +Lauren Simonelli the TSA slammed my laptop on the floor shattering it into about 30 pieces and refused to replace it when i requested to talk to the supervisor i was detained for 24hrs without food or water then released and told to leave
      i called lik 4 lawyers and they said they would not touch the case even though it was clear cut abuse and intimidation because it's against the law to sue the TSA

    • @laurensimonelli5654
      @laurensimonelli5654 9 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Hah well that sucks/ Normally, I just get reprimanded by my bf for being super inappropriate whenever I get the pat-down. I'll make jokes with the TSA like "Normally I pay good money to be touched like this..." or the crowd favorite "...lower....LOWER" The TSA can't wait to be rid of me.

  • @Th.Alchemist
    @Th.Alchemist 9 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    How has this show not been blocked by the government yet??

    • @Lily.valkyrie
      @Lily.valkyrie 9 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      +LordPotassium hahahah right? maybe he should even do an episode on that.

    • @Th.Alchemist
      @Th.Alchemist 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      ***** i didn't

    • @gabridish
      @gabridish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +Red Crafter The US, where the press is so free they weren't even allowed to show the coffins of dead soldiers some years ago

    • @gabridish
      @gabridish 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ***** It was actually just a flat-out prohibition. Now it's changed to what you suggested.

    • @simon6071
      @simon6071 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +LordPotassium
      Because Adam spared Obama from blame.

  • @CrazedsHideout
    @CrazedsHideout 9 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    On my way to Japan, I forgot to take my laptop out of my bag. The moment they pointed it out, I just thought to myself, "Well, it's my own fault," because I should know better. I travel by plane ALL the time. So the pat-down happened and some guy went through my carry-ons 7 times and did some paper test to check for something I don't care much about. They also handed me a laptop that wasn't mine and I could have easily walked away with if I wasn't a good person. The whole thing took far too long, but I didn't complain much.
    That was until I unpacked my stuff in Japan. Because of me having to be investigated, they also went through my checked bags. They opened up my shampoo and didn't put the cap all the way back on. It was inside of another bag as well to prevent leaking, but they didn't reseal the bag. Shampoo got ALL over my stuff. Had to wash almost all of my clothes and spent a good few hours carefully washing all of it out of my jewelry. Not to mention the other leak-ables in the bag was completely drenched in shampoo. My luggage STILL smells like hair products.

    • @ashlismallhuman8046
      @ashlismallhuman8046 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TSA doesn’t care about your shampoo bottles in a checked bag. It’s substantially more likely your shampoo bottles exploded underneath the plane, which isn’t pressurized like the cabin.

  • @rhinosaur4521
    @rhinosaur4521 9 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    DONT SAY BOMB!

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Rhinosaur I can say the instructions on how to make a bomb, without saying the word bomb.

    • @dspurlock82
      @dspurlock82 9 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bomb baba bomb ba bomb bomb ba bomb, what ya gonna arrest me?

    • @Splashingrandom
      @Splashingrandom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +David Spurlock the police are at your door, please open it or delete will break it down

    • @leerman22
      @leerman22 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Mix a violent oxidizing material and a violent flammable material together which don't spontaneously explode together (likely both fine powders) and put in a small, tough container and light it up. (generalized instructions)

    • @justsomeguy1064
      @justsomeguy1064 9 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Rhinosaur I said BOB... I have a pronouncing B issues, and my friends name is BOB!!
      ARREST HIM!!!
      ME "AAH!! HELP ME BOB!!!"
      HE SAID B0MB AGAIN!!!

  • @BMW18M3
    @BMW18M3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The way Adam acts and talks reminds me of Alton Brown.

    • @noahfrederick6185
      @noahfrederick6185 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +'I'm an anti-social anarchist' I wish the world was better

    • @PuNkFuMeSt1027
      @PuNkFuMeSt1027 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Daniel Tanase Ahhhh, that's why he feels so familiar! Thank you for this epiphany :D

    • @milliealderman9796
      @milliealderman9796 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Daniel Tanase Too funny! That's exactly what I just told my husband earlier today!

    • @GAMEmperor-cm7ob
      @GAMEmperor-cm7ob 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Daniel Tanase I get a John Oliver vibe.

    • @JarrellHall
      @JarrellHall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats because Adam is his nephew.

  • @EdmundSnyder
    @EdmundSnyder 8 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Their super-long lines actually create a larger safety threat than anything they hope to prevent.

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      theres a thing called TSA PRECHECK btw that lets you skip that long line...

    • @kx2174
      @kx2174 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Legoman775 Yeah and it cost $85 plus you have to do an interview in person if I recall. Not worth it for people who fly less than once a year. Plus the fact you can pay $ to skip some of the BS just proves how fake and trash it all is.

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kx2174 Hey now, I thought we were talking about the TSA, not mobile games

  • @InfiniteRandom
    @InfiniteRandom 9 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "I'm not just a stranger, I have a TV Show"
    10+ Familiarity points

  • @Chanceyec
    @Chanceyec 9 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I suppose I should thank you.
    I watched this video right before we got assigned to write a paper in Social Studies about individual rights vs. the common good based on a topic out of a group of about five topics. The TSA was one of those topics. You basically wrote my paper for me. Thanks!

  • @inferno9714
    @inferno9714 9 ปีที่แล้ว +209

    3:22 That's not a mace. That's a flail.

    • @wildcoyote84
      @wildcoyote84 9 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      +Bryant Langmuir TSA can't even get that right lol

    • @weiberfeind
      @weiberfeind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      +wildcoyote84 i'd argue most people wouldn't. Never heard of the word "flail" until now. I've always seen that described as a "mace"..Googling "mace" also shows the spiked ball and chain. It's not the first time words change their meaning.
      ABANDON used to mean subjugate or subdue
      BROADCAST used to mean sowing seeds
      HUSBAND
      The Old German words “hus” and “bunda” mean “house” and “owner”.
      “Husband” originally had nothing to do with marital status at all,
      except that home ownership made husbands extremely desirable marriage
      partners in the 13th century.

    • @robotictoast65
      @robotictoast65 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +wildcoyote84 The number of nerds who actually care.

    • @weiberfeind
      @weiberfeind 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Melon Lord in short..it's a mace

    • @midgardian2216
      @midgardian2216 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bryant Langmuir You are exactly right! I know you can edit Wikipedia, but the information is accurate. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flail_%28weapon%29

  • @part5when
    @part5when 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I can sort of relate to this topic. A while ago, I went on a trip to Merida in Mexico. I had to go through an airport in San Antonio, TX. It took a while to get through security, but I guess it went smoothly. However, in Mexico, I was detained to be questioned about the contents of a satchel I had brought with me. They ran it through the scanner and it turns out that a really old bullet casing had gotten lost in there that I got from my father. I found it appalling that they found an old bullet casing in a Mexican airport rather than an american airport, considering the fact that we should have the "best" security. They let me go but I did learn something that day. TSA is flawed however you look at it.

  • @re1010
    @re1010 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    This is true. I got this survival tool and was allowed to bring it on the plane. But security stopped me at the White House visitor center, which was in a seperate building far away from the white House. There is a massive problem when a visitor center has better security than a airport.

    • @Justin1004murray
      @Justin1004murray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      if the tool doesnt have a blade on it , its fine to go with you , cant say why the white house had an issue with it since I dont know their policy

  • @michaelkelly5356
    @michaelkelly5356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Lol my uncle was in the army and he was trying to be funny to a cute TSA lady and he said “oh don’t worry I left my bomb making supplies at home”. His company got held up and he was interviewed by cops and federal agents for the entire day 😂

    • @IhateAlot718
      @IhateAlot718 ปีที่แล้ว

      A lot of folks in the military is crazy and big outs

    • @Legoman775
      @Legoman775 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      well hes an idiot then for saying something so stupid... lol

    • @agitohd
      @agitohd 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Legoman775 The idiots are definitely the descendants of Slave patrols for existing. They still exist as the police forces.

    • @Mercps
      @Mercps 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      She’s a stubborn one. People flirt differently 😂

  • @keyboardgeek7436
    @keyboardgeek7436 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I watch this video literally every time I'm standing in line at airport security. I love this show sooooo much.

  • @leruetheday377
    @leruetheday377 8 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The TSA also detained a furry for having a fursuit and then proceeded to go through everything he had, including his art tablet (which is illegal, by the way), and made him miss his flight.

    • @ezrawyrd9275
      @ezrawyrd9275 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Felicity LeRue good

    • @kaijoswilman
      @kaijoswilman ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ezrawyrd9275 bad

    • @dum5247
      @dum5247 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      they should have put it on a no flight list

    • @leruetheday377
      @leruetheday377 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@dum5247 They illegally searched a man to find nothing and made him miss his flight. Would you like that if it happened to you?

    • @areshera4039
      @areshera4039 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Tell me you're a furry without telling me you're a furry

  • @lankyfella
    @lankyfella 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This one time I went through a TSA screening and a man touched my junk, I don't have anything else to add. Just had to share this burden with others.

  • @ItsBlackjack115
    @ItsBlackjack115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    And the sad part is that with the TSA, you could no longer greet or say goodbye to your friends or family at the gate, you have to do it before you go through the TSA. I learnt that the hard way when I flew my first flight since just after 9/11.

    • @Starscreamious
      @Starscreamious 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I did it in 2005...went through the security checkpoint just to say goodbye.

    • @bodfe34
      @bodfe34 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You can you just need a gate pass and need to go through security as well

    • @superskierful
      @superskierful ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In India, you can’t even access the check-in if you’re not travelling. Families bid adieu to their loved ones at the exit.

  • @EdxSarxNatxChoc
    @EdxSarxNatxChoc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I recall my last time I had been to the airport, the TSA noticed something was weird in my bag and asked me if it were mine. I said yes.
    He looked through my stuff and found the bottle of water, I kept from the last airplane flight I went to. (I wanted to keep it in case something happened, y'know like Lost)
    Then, he told me, water bottles aren't allowed even though I clearly hadn't opened it and still put it in the trash and left my stuff out there in the open. Y'know, not helping me get the stuff back in the bag quickly like the nice guys that they are.
    But the funny thing thing is that I had two water bottles in my bag, but apparently the machine saw something was wrong and took out only one of the water bottles. And that was a funny moment, as if to say, they search until they find the mysterious item and leave the rest.
    TL;DR I had 2 water bottles in my backpack, the guy searched in my backpack, took out a water bottle and told me that was illegal. But the other bottle (they were small) was still there and didn't bothered to look for the 2nd one. I guess he didn't want to work more than he wanted.

    • @PogingNavy94
      @PogingNavy94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They usually have this 3.4 Ounces (100ml) rule and if your bottle exceeds that capacity, it has to be chucked.
      I know it's annoying. I answered calls for a low-cost airline two years ago. It's kinda mind numbing tbh. I had a caller who visited the Philippines and was booked on said airline on the way home, and was frustrated that TSA confiscated his Nipa Palm Vinegar he brought home to try on a Bagnet recipe.

    • @jakefox589
      @jakefox589 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      TSA’s are just perverts and ex porn stars

  • @cooltallt
    @cooltallt 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The TSA really does suck at their job. Back when I was in middle school my family and I went on vacation to Disney world and I forgot that I still had a large knife in my bag from a road trip we went on, and when we got to the airport they didn't even find it in my bag.

  • @Crazy56U
    @Crazy56U 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    0:48 Imagine if the episode ended there. Adam says that line, and then it's just awkward silence, then the credits.

  • @natekidren
    @natekidren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Basically, if you travel frequently and are a law abiding citizen, pay the gov $85 for TSA Precheck and it’s valid for 5 years ($17 a year) so you won’t have to go through the bs.

    • @ashlismallhuman8046
      @ashlismallhuman8046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You’re still subject to the same rules as well as random addition screening.
      You just get to keep your shoes on and leave your things in your bag!
      But ok.

  • @Ersanven
    @Ersanven 9 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Recently a man made it onto a flight with a loaded gun and didn't even discover it until he arrived. The TSA is worthless.

    • @TheMarkmcr
      @TheMarkmcr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's also possible that they were smart and knew that the checkpoints are just changing the location of any potential attack, and he didn't shoot anyone.

  • @mal9310
    @mal9310 8 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    am I the only person thinking that the fact that the agents favourite flavour is orange is an inside joke? :)
    because "agent orange"

  • @Kyleplaysgames567
    @Kyleplaysgames567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Every dollar spent on the TSA is a dollar not spent on health care or public schools.

    • @MultiCreditKIng
      @MultiCreditKIng 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it's all the same. You have to pay for Healthcare and go to hospitals dozens of times before they cover anything. Schools barely teach any job trades. Most people in schools could careless about you decades even after you graduate from them.

    • @dansitensky3454
      @dansitensky3454 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, it totally works like that😂😂😂

    • @USLockheedSR-71Blackbird
      @USLockheedSR-71Blackbird ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

  • @nathanhilliard2131
    @nathanhilliard2131 8 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "we replaced his bullets... WITH TIC-TACS"
    "mmm, orange... my favorite"

  • @jennifercrane9421
    @jennifercrane9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    When I was a kid, the TSA (or whatever it's called outside the US) over reacted because my police toys at the time included a plastic baton. We were pulled aside because it looked like one, even though it was made out of the cheapest plastic China had to offer

  • @nicksdjohnson
    @nicksdjohnson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Adam cites Air Marshals on planes as a post 9/11 security improvement, but to the best of my knowledge, no Air Marshal has ever stopped an attack either.

    • @JohnSmith-pp9ot
      @JohnSmith-pp9ot 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      They still have air marshalls?

    • @CaptainPartyFoul
      @CaptainPartyFoul 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      But has there been a successful attack you know of?

    • @nicksdjohnson
      @nicksdjohnson 9 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      +Alexander Viray No, and if you believe that's proof of the effectiveness of air marshals, I have a tiger-repellent rock I'd like to sell you.

    • @bloodguzzler
      @bloodguzzler 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Nick Johnson It's because of the new found vigilance of passengers especially the ones that stopped the shoe and underwear bombers

    • @jamesbranch23
      @jamesbranch23 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Nick Johnson LMFAO!!!

  • @TheLlamaOriginal
    @TheLlamaOriginal 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    At least twice I've actually forgotten to take off my shoes, none of the security people noticed.

  • @Basta11
    @Basta11 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The TSA also kills more people than they save. The logic goes that the TSA makes flying less convenient by adding 1-2 hours of commute time (have to get there early to get through security), that makes some people who would have otherwise flown choose to drive instead. Because flying is safer than going by car, a statistical number of those people die in car accidents. That number is estimated to be much higher than the theoretical number of people saved by the TSA.

    • @dansitensky3454
      @dansitensky3454 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, iam speachless🤣🤣🤣 i need that thing that you are smoking

    • @Basta11
      @Basta11 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dansitensky3454 it’s called knowledge and logical thinking. Smoking is bad for you. You should learn things instead.

    • @xyrissavage4983
      @xyrissavage4983 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Basta11 and i feel like you could expand that logic further. Putting more cars on the road makes travel by car less safe, therefore the TSA is making driving more dangerous AND incentivising driving.

  • @austinhernandez2716
    @austinhernandez2716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When I was coming home from Germany they took away my souvenir from Switzerland(a lighter, a gift for my great uncle) but they left my sharpened daggers. They also checked me because I had some speakers.

  • @MommyBunny2
    @MommyBunny2 9 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Seriously! I remember being eight and going on my first plane ride (2 months old doesn't count) and a TSA agent getting all aggro with ME for questioning WHY they were doing the screening measures, just for ASKING if they were looking for a bomb, and that was 1990!

    • @bryanmacklem2654
      @bryanmacklem2654 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's great, except TSA didn't exist until after 911.🤷

  • @jessicajayes8326
    @jessicajayes8326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Just last month, TSA almost had a crap attack because I had a "suspicious powder" in my suitcase. It was beignet mix I bought in Downtown Disney. It was still sealed in the box, which is probably how I got it back.

  • @megaohms
    @megaohms 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My favorite part is how it shows them sitting in chairs after screening so they can put on their shoes. HA! That's rich! Chairs. This show is hilarious!

    • @punker4Real
      @punker4Real ปีที่แล้ว

      i would bring my smelliest shoes i have

  • @peterparkersashes6253
    @peterparkersashes6253 8 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Why would you bring a vape grenade to an airport?

    • @fianle
      @fianle 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Maybe they wanted to see what would happen? Who knows.

    • @midnightmadness6344
      @midnightmadness6344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      While vacationing you see it at a store and decide to buy it to show off to your friends then it gets confiscated by the as top comment put it "Touchy Searchy agency"

    • @Jrlomay
      @Jrlomay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Vape grenade" when it explodes it sends vape everywhere like a smoke bomb

  • @thevoidlord1796
    @thevoidlord1796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I remember once, I said bomb in a hotel elevator after hearing a dinging noise, and everyone just looked at me like: "Don't you say bomb."

  • @rancherodave
    @rancherodave 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    This guy is right on track worked for them for almost 3 years what a nightmare.

  • @yaphetpaulos4028
    @yaphetpaulos4028 8 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    a couple weeks ago they confiscated my toothpaste

    • @whytho9728
      @whytho9728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wow
      I'm so disappointed by this world

    • @laurieanthony1556
      @laurieanthony1556 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That dangerous toothpaste! You could kill the WORLD with all that fluoride!

    • @windowsvista5127
      @windowsvista5127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They took sunscreen from me.

    • @AlexandreRodrigues-mv5cl
      @AlexandreRodrigues-mv5cl 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They took my sardines!

    • @TheGaboom
      @TheGaboom 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Did they at least remember to tag you in their instagram photo?

  • @gavinvandervest2338
    @gavinvandervest2338 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    By the way for you guys that are worried, they took away the “naked body scanners” at all airports and put in AIT scanners which only see a silhouette of you and metal things get highlighted

    • @majormana1
      @majormana1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      oh great more need to explain metal plate in my wrist.

    • @farawayxgalaxy
      @farawayxgalaxy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My ex friend has a magnet in her head, you can imagine how hard it was to travel with these. also my mom has metal in her knees from knee replacement surgery, but luckily she hasn’t had to travel since then (travel is incredibly difficult for her old age and her knees)

  • @jaybartgis5148
    @jaybartgis5148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    "the TSA violates your privacy"
    "we need to spend more money on intelligence"

    • @Rob-sf4xy
      @Rob-sf4xy 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What kind of intelligence?

    • @jaybartgis5148
      @jaybartgis5148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      NSA intelligence that violates your privacy. That's why that idea was stupid.

    • @chatoyerhuggins2894
      @chatoyerhuggins2894 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think the point was it violates it pointlessly. If it did do good results, then we'd have to weight the pros and cons, but if someone said they had to do a cavity search on you because the barrier reef is dying, you'd probably object since you don't see how doing the search helps at all. Also you'd probably object anyway, unless you're into that sorta thing, but you know :P

    • @TomboTime
      @TomboTime 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They didn't say invasion of privacy is outright wrong. They said it isn't worth it if it doesn't actually do what it's supposed to do. Intelligence agencies actually helped increase security. The TSA doesn't.
      Learn to listen.

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jay Bartgis what about a synaptic dampener that blocks all violent tendencies and controversial thought patterns for the rest of the flight?

  • @fluentinsilence
    @fluentinsilence 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I remember having a layover through the Charlotte Douglas airport in NC and while waiting in line, I was muttering under my breath a sarcastic remark to my fellow passenger about the length of time it was to fake check everyone. I look up and see a sign that explicitly said, "No jokes please. The TSA doesn't like jokes." Tough crowd.

  • @2coolrun308
    @2coolrun308 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "And make sure to tag me David." 3:45 hahaha

  • @origamipostit
    @origamipostit 9 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Once, before a flight, my dad who's caucasian, was holding a drink (I think it was a cold coffee) and when going through the security check, they determined that he had a bomb in his hands. They had to interrogate him to make sure he wasn't a terrorist. He wasn't. It was weird. Also, the guard that was there said we had to throw out our drinks (A Sprite) but said we could keep the food (It was some Pixie sticks)

  • @aaronlevitz4984
    @aaronlevitz4984 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for this, Adam! I just sent this to my state representative who want to keep funding the TSA.

  • @Mike_Ka-Chowski
    @Mike_Ka-Chowski 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    In the philippines, the airport security IS THE THREAT. Like for real, one airport plants bullets in a passenger's luggage so they can stop them, check their stuff, and confiscate them.

  • @jennyn1318
    @jennyn1318 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    my dad has a pocketknife with 4 blades on it, once he forgot that it was in his pocket when we went to the airport and remembered when we were already on the airplane, TSA hadnt even noticed it

  • @lynndx101
    @lynndx101 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    0:29 that RD plush

  • @pbnaj
    @pbnaj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Papers!" "Papers!" "Let me see your papers!" That's what this is really all about.

  • @JustAnotherPerson4U
    @JustAnotherPerson4U 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The TSA in any part of the world with high security has NEVER given me the illusion of safety! I always feel very frightened and hate going through it. It just makes me more anxious on a plane.
    I was in America last year and they found something wrong with my hand luggage and they opened it and checked all 5 of my Vanguard deck boxes that had my cards in them. They wiped some sort of thing on them to see if they had drugs or something.Needless to say I felt awkward and became worried that they would take away my cards for a moment. Thankfully they were nice and found no problems and let me through with my stuff.The fear of my cards being lost was real though.
    Although once in either Galway or Cornwall (I cant remember which) I went to the airport there and security was a breeze. Yeah it was a tiny airport, but the relief of not having to go through all that nerve wracking scanning and that was immense.

  • @MyralinaBradford
    @MyralinaBradford 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    On one hand, the TSA does nothing. On the other hand, if we basically changed nothing after the attacks, people would probably go into paranoia afterward. So blame...the public?

    • @English_Thespian
      @English_Thespian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You can't really blame the public for being paranoid. They may have overreacted, but that's what large groups of people do when they get scared of something.

    • @MultiGreatNinja
      @MultiGreatNinja 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      they did change something did you watch the video?

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you're right, being cavity searched by a big guy really makes me feel safe!

    • @derp8575
      @derp8575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ARX 351 I volunteer for deep cavity searches because passenger safety is my number one priority.

    • @daveheel
      @daveheel 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      pretty much. you often hear how passengers feel inconvenienced ( and they are) but it's worth the security of feeling safe.

  • @elanova5549
    @elanova5549 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I had a comb from the spy museum in D.C. The tsa didn't like it and forced me to put my whole backpack into the luggage area since it "looked like a possible weapon". They didn't let me put it in my suit case, they needed it to be in the specific backpack I put it in.

  • @davidxb86
    @davidxb86 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    all this videos still blow my mind .

  • @operagirl81
    @operagirl81 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Yeah, this is exactly what I thought! I like how when my family and I were going to Disney world, and we were dressed in Mickey Mouse shirts and all, looking completely like tourists and they had pulled us all aside to search us! Do we look in terrorists?? I mean, come on!! And they had me and my mom pull up our shirts and everything, right out in public!! Not in a separate room or even behind a wall or anything! Traveling via airplane completely sucks!!

    • @Rusherrz
      @Rusherrz 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Demonica Slaughter Brown skin with a beard.
      If we search everyone who looks like our perceived notion of a terrorist then planes will be safe! /s

    • @operagirl81
      @operagirl81 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Demonica Slaughter Not like us is all I know..

    • @ViperFoe
      @ViperFoe 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      I get what you saying but terrorist aren't dumb there not showing up dressed for the part

    • @visaman
      @visaman 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +'I'm an anti-social anarchist' If it's Jesus then he get's a pass.

    • @operagirl81
      @operagirl81 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      +ViperFoe And I know this people!

  • @Olivia-W
    @Olivia-W 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "If you have a pacemaker, remove it."
    "The illusion of security isn't worth it if you have to give up essential freedoms and privacy to get it." The TSA agent puts on a glove.
    "Hey, watch it." Adam.
    "Stop clenching."

  • @alondite345
    @alondite345 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I got detained once by the TSA for almost an hour because I had a blu-ray player in my backpack. I asked the TSA agents beforehand if I needed to remove it from my backpack, they told me it wasn't necessary, but detained me anyways.

    • @Justin1004murray
      @Justin1004murray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The TSA cant detain anyone , so this story never happend.

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like it set off an alarm. You could have just left it if you really wanted to leave... but they wouldn't (and cant) just hold u. Especially for that long. You'd be dealing with the bomb squad within 10 minutes.

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I watched someone get tackled for accidentally saying “bomb”. But when I accidentally said “No Russian”, nobody even batted an eye.

    • @usethevatsluke
      @usethevatsluke ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'll take Things That Never Happened for $500, Alex.

  • @TheTLProductions12
    @TheTLProductions12 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The failed test screenings at 95% were not just for missing explosives. You could fail it just by having the person who was supposed to be monitoring you mess up. So you could check the bag the right way and find the explosive or if there wasn't one then not find it but still fail.

  • @Blerdsonline
    @Blerdsonline 9 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That TSA instagram is hilarious, they took a pie. A pie lol

    • @thevoidreturnsnull62
      @thevoidreturnsnull62 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +BlerdsOnline Like the time the TSA confiscated that dude's sandwich... cause "it might have poison" or somesuch... and then ate the sandwich while he was still in line. AYEP.

    • @boosnumber1fan
      @boosnumber1fan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BlerdsOnline The person who took that must have just seen that one episode of Spongebob.

    • @david_turner
      @david_turner 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +BlerdsOnline true, but that photo on instagram is between 2 smoke bombs and a hand gun...

  • @phlpcockrell
    @phlpcockrell 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The thing is.. you can't "stop" a terrorist attack, because a terrorist attack isn't an attack until it happens. If you pull the pin from a grenade, how do you stop the explosion? You can't. If they Take a fully loaded gun from a passenger, they haven't "stopped a terrorist attack", they've just inconvenienced a hunter. It's not legally a "terrorist attack" until the terrorist "attacks". Then it's too late.

    • @NickolaySheitanov
      @NickolaySheitanov 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's Cia and fbi listening on terrorist groups when they are making a plan to attack. So yeah you can prevent the attack.

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NickolaySheitanov the fbi and cia can listen in on known terrorist groups to prevent an attack, (not every single one obviously because 9/11 happened and birthed the tsa) but what if you right now alone decided to make a bomb and bring it on a plane? You didn't discuss it with anyone, you used a VPN so you couldn't be traced or looked it up on a burner phone or public computer however you'd wanna do it, how would the fbi or cia know you were gonna do it? You're not on any watch list right? Without TSA you'd get away with it no problem.. And those groups don't have the manpower to station dozens to hundreds of cia and fbi operatives (depending on the size of the airport) at every single airport in America. Nor do they want to pay the salaries of hundreds of thousands of new operatives.

  • @xXSnobasocksXx
    @xXSnobasocksXx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I've accidentally left countless things in bags that should not have made it past security, but have, something as easy to find as a half litre bottle of orange juice.

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    His reaction to being on TV.
    "no thank you..."

  • @lolliakashiya1948
    @lolliakashiya1948 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "it doesn't stop them from finding new ways to hurt us 😁" :3 that made me chuckle.

  • @bard6125
    @bard6125 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It's not a lack of respect for the TSA for me so much as something is fundamentally wrong with the way the agency performs its duty. I doubt there is a reasonable person who thinks that airport security should be done away with, but the TSA is currently doing that job ineffectively. Citing the recent study which showed 95% failure rate to catch weapons. Sure, the TSA has successfully stopped some handguns from getting on flights. And that's good, but how many have they missed is the better question. Even if they only missed every other one (a marked improvement from 67/70) that is still 500 more loaded guns on planes. I'm not saying stopping 500 weapons is bad, but if a different group could have stopped a few thousand, I want those people.
    Put another way, what if you had a car that 9/10 failed to start. It also leaks oil and fuel and has no working radio or A/C. Also imagine that this car costs as much as a brand-new BMW. Sure you would eventually make it to work on time in the first car, but not as quickly, efficiently, or effectively as you would in the second. And that is fundamentally the issue.
    Their job is important, but some of the key fundamentals are absolutely wrong. And the people responsible for fixing them aren't doing anything effective about it. I encourage you to read the Cracked article by Rafi Sela. Even though the source is a bit dubious, it makes some effective arguments that are less about blaming the individual officers and more arguing that their entire training doctrine is wrong. This argument coming from a guy who once ran airport security in Tel Aviv, so it merits some consideration.

  • @a_literal_brick
    @a_literal_brick 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thanks for the info Leonard Hofstadter!

  • @adiax3812
    @adiax3812 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When they replace your bullets with tic tacs :/

  • @farawayxgalaxy
    @farawayxgalaxy ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I was on a school trip to Costa Rica once, and I can confirm their methods are so much better than America.
    On the way back, I was part of a large group of around 20 or so high schoolers and 4 adults. I was last in line. I was the only one who got my hands scanned for any residue.
    Sure I’m safe, but who ever said we were together 24/7 on that trip?

  • @johnbatcheller258
    @johnbatcheller258 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    What will the TSA do to stop a suicide terrorist whose intent is to blow up the security check point? A person can conceal a lot of explosives in their bag and around their body and bring it into the security area. And if such an attack were to happen, who would feel secure going through a security check point again? Who would work a security check point knowing finding a bomb means it is too late?
    Also, the 9/11 terrorists did not exploit a weakness in the security check point at the airport, they exploited how hijacked planes were handled - which was to land the plane safely then negotiate. The 9/11 terrorists had no intention of landing or negotiating.

  • @ferntheyoutuber9960
    @ferntheyoutuber9960 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Lol that dude has a Rainbow Dash plushie at 1:00 in the background.

  • @YusufSheth
    @YusufSheth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    i want more numbers and stats! i know you quoted a source or two but i feel like this is still an editorial piece without pointing to real studies.

    • @adamhanly5250
      @adamhanly5250 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      +Yusuf Sheth it's actually an internal study that they fail 95% of the time. I know a guy that accidentally got through with a conceal carry handgun and had to ship it back home when he landed. TSA is an expensive mistake.

    • @worldofbrandan
      @worldofbrandan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Everything he says is true because it is all backed up by facts nothing on this show is biased information because they actually fact check them, Truetv even posts the sources on their website, they post all the sources from every episode and they even encourage you to search them for yourself. I bet you are just jealous that Adam Conover is way more intelligent than you are.

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +SixR there's an episode where he admits a possibility of being wrong from time to time even though the show is fact checked

    • @lettuceprime4922
      @lettuceprime4922 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      +GalenNight ...So he's sincere and trying to be as honest with the populace as possible, clearing all misinformation including that which he might accidentally set?

    • @GalenNight
      @GalenNight 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lettuce Prime Exactly

  • @hayleynolan9043
    @hayleynolan9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I once left my server bag in my purse and my wine opener was confiscated at TSA. I asked what made it dangerous and they told me it was the ½ inch blade (the foil cutter that barely even works on wine labels) and not the 2 inch pointed corkscrew end that was concerning to them. Hmmm.

  • @bluepeach5010
    @bluepeach5010 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Once when I was in a screening they took my backpack filled with clothes only because it had liquid in it (It was eyedroppers) and tested it and such yet on my carryon (which didn't raise any alarm or suspicion) carried pepper spray, like one of the no no's to carry on flight along with knifes and such.

  • @TheCat_3
    @TheCat_3 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I saw an add for thins and I thought, "I'll check it out" I loved this after then

  • @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214
    @xenomorphbiologist-xx1214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It’s kinda like school but for security:
    TSA when they see drugs, bombs or ammunition: Kalm
    TSA when someone brings a water bottle over 100mL: PANIK

    • @MultiCreditKIng
      @MultiCreditKIng 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      that's why I support home schooling

  • @warriorseamonkey1693
    @warriorseamonkey1693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Adam ruins everything is DA BOMB

  • @MsCartoon23
    @MsCartoon23 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Once they confiscated a nail file from my 85 year old grandmother....

    • @Justin1004murray
      @Justin1004murray 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this never happend because there is no policy that have them take a nail file . unless it somehow had a blade on it

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're lenient on screening for old people but why would the elderly be above the rules?

  • @ThePhosee
    @ThePhosee ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Why the video has only 15k likes after 8 years? It should be more popular especially in 2023 when these airport checks became more absurd. Please share it more!

    • @thefanwithoutaface8105
      @thefanwithoutaface8105 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because Adam Conover's popularity took a nosedive since this video was released. He stopped focusing on revealing things that were actually wrong and focused more on his Left Wing politics. As a result he's basically seen as an unrealiable clown.

  • @scottre3220
    @scottre3220 9 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I also love this (it confirms what I always suspected)!

    • @phlpcockrell
      @phlpcockrell 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everyone loves confirmation bias

  • @RichardBronosky
    @RichardBronosky 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    0:20 "If you have a pacemaker, remove it."

  • @gsant9930
    @gsant9930 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The shoebomber and underwear bomber didn't go through TSA. They came from Amsterdam and Paris where TSA nor Dept of Homeland Security exist. Both flights were headed to the US. So how can TSA miss them in countries they don't work?

    • @Le0xo
      @Le0xo 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      cant be bothered rewatching vid but im pretty sure he was just sayin they did not stop them because the scared dude thought they did but i get what u mean, either way its pretty obvious tsa is useless if they havent been recorded to stop anyone with a bomb and even failed tests to find the fake placed bombs.

    • @dagtadagta
      @dagtadagta 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..both Amsterdam and Paris also have airport security that operates the exact same way

  • @TheChimchariscool
    @TheChimchariscool 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when i was going back from illinois to texas, they searched like half my family's bags.
    we had nothing unsafe

  • @TikoVerhelst
    @TikoVerhelst 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I have always been annoyed by the fact the TSA will rob me of my water bottle, laptop, fluids etc. Even though it's all for nothing.
    Why do they still think it's a good idea to give people all this stress when going flying if it isn't even usefull.
    Argh, annoys me AF.

  • @alda_reign
    @alda_reign 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    3:44 This is a hidden gem and no one can tell me otherwise 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandonriggle3860
    @brandonriggle3860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is the same thing going on with Coronavirus.

  • @t1n032
    @t1n032 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The TSA being there and making people scared of it does something itself

  • @dontcallmechris8677
    @dontcallmechris8677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    One time a minature gun was taken from a little girls toy, the gun didn’t shoot anything, and was mad to fit in a dolls hand

  • @AwkwardHypernerd413
    @AwkwardHypernerd413 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    We replaced his bullets, with tic tacs, best line ever

  • @hapii1438
    @hapii1438 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    i love this

  • @sweeT2010Tooth
    @sweeT2010Tooth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Even after all the years this episode had aired, we still have Touching Search Agency still present for some reason.

  • @Jswcavpatyank
    @Jswcavpatyank 9 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The TSA actually does stop terrorist attacks. Look up terrorist meeting on TH-cam, click the first video that comes up and see for yourself

    • @thegentleman8453
      @thegentleman8453 9 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Jswcavpatyank
      That is the best video key and peele ever put out.

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Jswcavpatyank Data not found.

    • @thegentleman8453
      @thegentleman8453 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      Android 16
      Its actually under Al Qaeda meeting.

    • @Renji9031
      @Renji9031 9 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Gentleman
      Data not found.

    • @B.Launders
      @B.Launders 9 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you say the TSA does prevent terrorist attacks, please provide proof in them doing so.

  • @phntmzk
    @phntmzk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    not sure if this contributes to the topic
    but i just remembered the time my best friend went to an airport once, she was around 13-14 (we were kids) and she brought this decent looking scissors from our school
    it got taken away cause it kills people but she only uses it to open stuff like bags of chips and never to kill somebody,
    that was the only sad thing she told me when she went on a vacation, because the airport never returned the scissors after they went home and it was the only decent scissors the school gave us

  • @iTviX123
    @iTviX123 9 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Orange tic tacs are the best! :D

  • @BreadyToCrumble
    @BreadyToCrumble 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:48 That was actually a real airline ages ago, but it later got disbanded and shut down.

  • @mr_melp
    @mr_melp 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Considering I'm the one getting on the airplane, I'm fine with heightened security. Security is not nearly as bad as it used to be.

  • @gabrielgaitan4856
    @gabrielgaitan4856 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    As far as I am concerned, this is accurate. As a graduate student specializing in Homeland Security Studies at Sam Houston State University who is going to apply for a CBP officer who is going to apply for next year’s position, this is of course confirmed as correct. The Transportation Security Administration does not present an adequate security force for airports, it only provides the illusion of security, which is extremely easy for terrorists to exploit vulnerabilities in their systems. In fact, the 95% failure rate of the TSA’s weapons interdiction and interceptions from screening is a significant highlight of the TSA’s ineffectiveness at counterterrorism operations. Screening items at airports security checkpoints could only get you so far, with little warning to other law enforcement agencies as well. Shockingly, only 14 percent of passenger flaggings by TSA officers led to a referral to law enforcement. Only 0.6 percent of TSA flaggings led to an arrest. None of those arrests were designated as terrorism-related.