@@thatfinnishguy6575 I am so happy to know nothing about what's happening. The longer they do this, the better. I'll be satisfied with a month's news gap if it helps Ukraine even a little!
has anyone else seen the Ukrainian company selling keychains and bracelets made of russian tank armour with “made in russia recycled in ukraine” on them?
Last I heard on it, Putin was formerly in the KGB during peak Soviet "murders into secrecy" department. And the way he runs elections, it's about two or three steps removed from Venezuela's unflinching dictatorship.
Fun fact, many vilages and small towns in Kursk oblast speak Ukrainian language, there is even a video of local old lady's speaking almost pefect ukrainian to Ukrainian soldiers.
"Me and the rest of NATO have been laughing for days." Incomplete. I'm pretty sure I heard a bunch of cheering to go with the laughter. Maybe even some catcalling.
@WildGooseGuy napoleon was blinded by his own ego at the time Dude could've easily wrecked everyone if he wouldn't have been so stubborn. Plus, the same tactic over and over again does get a bit predictable
@@KryptoKn8 At the same time it was that ego that allowed him to get as far as he got. More catious man in his place who would second guessed his moves would not even try to reach so far.
@@leosolis8050 Facts don't care about your feelings 😎 Neither HLC, Cappy, Ryan McBeth or Aaron (SubBrief) ... talk nothing on Pentagon's secret operation in the Philippines. And the EW debacle by the USN vs China last May.
At this point the only reason why Poland haven't bought a couple of aircraft carriers from US is because they haven't figured out a way to put them on tracks and convert into land carriers yet.
Oh, there's a thought: an ambulatory _building_ full of weapons and aircraft. Rolls up on your border and force-projects to your _other_ border, like something out of the game Supreme Commander...
We're building this as at home. Just like the Korean tanks. Idle hands are the devil's tools. I've heard USA is making an auto-arti. When's that hitting the market?
Speculation and misinformation aside, hell even the eventual final result aside, this war was a great failure for Russia. The loss of prestige is incredible.
@@Limrasson Yea they're not gonna pull off anything similar for a decade or two, and if the sanctions are kept up Russia will be a literal 3rd world country by 2040.
South Korea: “I Heard Uncle Sam ain’t giving ya some F22 how about something similar and 100% would make the Russian cry even harder for cheaper prices.” Poland: “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.”
"Russia's military technology is unbeatable!" "Well, admittedly it _is_ a bit difficult to beat scrap that's already pounded into the ground, but we can still try for posterity."
@@KenanVonKaiser Even if Russia wins, they've utterly humiliated. Again. By a country weaker than them in every sense of the word. They've really got to kick that habit
As the worst kind of Brit, I am getting real tired of my homeland England complaining about other nations buying munitions from America. Why ain’t we buying/making munitions ourselves?
America: I’ve got tanks, bombs, missiles, APCs, IFVs, HUMVEES, MRAPs, transport aircraft, fighters, bombers, CAS, guns, bullets, artillery, smart artillery, MLRS, and a plethora of other weapons in stock, what’ll you take? Poland: I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
@@minecraftfox4384 How many do you have? Ok, does not matter. We take all and future 5 years of production. Don't have to pack it. We will press it into service right from the shipping docks. Nice to do business with you! 🤗
@@skechij5856 wrong, historically true. US took all of Mexico, and gave it back, and paid for the land we took. US gave back Panama, per our agreement. US freed Philippines, per our agreement. US didn't keep Japan, Germany, Italy, Morocco, Libya, Sicily, Iraq, Kuwait, Afganistan, UK, Australia, New Guinea, Korea, China, France, Belgium, Cuba, etc. We LOST land to Canada. We've kept very little land, bought most of it legally and peacefully.
As far as I'm aware Ukraine's national animal is the nightingale. Russia's national animal is the bear. So the mental image of a fist-size bird beating the snot out of a brown bear is quite amusing to me.
I read that to my roommate. Said "what is Poland planning to do" the snicker is enough to make me almost proud of American exports. American exports aside from the normal two that are a given: a boom in the construction industry there and 'mocracy.
@peekaboopeekaboo1165: It sucks, but the side that pays the most in any war is the civilian side. but, there are SO MANY options that open up to Ukraine for entering the Russian territory. Doing this can help to defend Ukraine.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 If you walk up to someone minding their own business and start punching them in the face you don't get to complain when they knee you in the balls.
Just read the article earlier, and holy fuck Poland, that's a lot of stuff. 745 AMRAAMS 1055 additional missiles (AMG158 and AIM-9X mix) 96 more Apaches A fuck ton more Patriot stuff And a bunch of other undisclosed stuff
As a native Pole, born and raised in the south-eastern part of my beautiful and somewhat pathological country, I must say: Good job on pronouncing the word "kurwa" correctly. I know that the strong "R" in this word often causes problems for users of non-Slavic languages
Why we don’t sell those two thing: 1. F22, we just don’t want other people to have it, even our closest allies. 2. Aircraft carriers, even if they were for sale no one would be able to maintain them probably without the necessary dockyard facilities, if Poland bought a Nimitz class it would start looking like the Kuznetsov in 10-15 years.
Aircraft carriers aren't needed here in Poland. Baltic is basically NATO's lake at this point, and it has Gotland Island right in the middle of it. I doubt even in case of an actual all-out war it'd be necessary to send American or British carriers here. When it comes to Navy we've got much more urgent needs like submarines and corvettes.
Yeah, aircraft carriers are essentially mobile military bases, you only need them when there's too much water between you an the potential conflict area. That's most island nations and far off continents. The US is really big but it's also separated by two big oceans from Europe and Asia, and very difficult geography from central and south America. That's a big defensive advantage, but also a challenge to project power.
i dont know about the American equipment they bought but most of the 1000 Korean tanks they purchased will be built in Poland HLC is not joking when he says Poland is buying everything and that includes stuff from countries other then the US
@@minecraftfox4384military equipment made by America companis have to made in America. Only the counties that order it can request that a Portion is built in their own country l. The only defence equipment America imports is FREMM frigates for italy
“Unless you are 40 to one, your force will soon be undone! Undone! Baptized in fire, 40 to 1, spirit of Spartans, death and glory. Soldiers of Poland second to none. Wrath of the Wehrmacht brought to a halt!”
I had to double check but it looks like that would require congressional approval I don't know what is crazier the fact that the US was not willing to sell a weapon or the idea that congress might actually agree on something eventually
They're getting F-35s. We can sell them one of those small not-an-aircraft-carrier-but-totally-an-aircraft-carriers and give them an 'aircraft carrier'.
Hey HLC, US took home the most medals at the olympics. Both Australia and Chinese subreddits are huffing that copium HARD. China is accusing US athletes of doping and Australians are trying to use the “per-capita” argument. It’s hilarious.
US medals tend to skew high in part because we send a massive number of athletes each year to compete in pretty much every event. 2024 saw nearly 600 American participants, compared to 388 for China and 461 for Australia. Not even France fielded as many athletes as America, and they live there.
@ronjones-6977 from what I have heard, Sweeden has had it in for Russia since it was... Russia (the first time around). Just the thought of an angry and armed to the teeth Poland teaming up with Scandinavian countries that are so pissed off that they are willingly joining the fight should absolutely terrify Russia. And if that isn't bad enough, the US is waiting to jump in.
@@lonnyyoung4285 The Soviet Union tried to play chicken with Sweden once and the USSR ended up chickening out. The Swedes are nice folk, but they go hard in war. From what I know, surrender is not a word in their vocabulary.
Don't forget, the area occupied by Ukraine is doing better than when it was under Russia already. Ukraine's already in Humanitarian mode and helping those in those zones adapt better than Russia did for it's occupation into Ukraine lol.
Just a pointer on the Aussie language, some of us do use "yes no" instead of "um ah" but it's pronounced "yeah nah" with a blaise element of nasally ejected wording, kind of like the toothpaste being squeezed out, or Fran Drescher's heavenly voice. 😅
I doubt Poland needs the power projection a carrier offers. Especially not as members of NATO. And really, carriers are ridiculously expensive, especially if you consider you need more boats to simply protect them on missions. Their military budget is better spent getting more immediately useful stuff than a carrier.
Look, they lost the war once, they're just making sure this time they have ample firepower this time. You've not seen terror until you've seen fifty to eighty emu coming at you with the intent to sample the taste of your flesh and to see if it's true that all eyeballs taste the same.
This is the only video series I dropped everything while on vacation to watch. I saw it pop up while on Vero beach and Chastain beach and had to watch them. One even popped up while I was sitting at a Tiki Bar drinking rum runners and everyone there was looking at me crazy while I laughed my ass off. Good times.
Gotta say, after the past couple days I had (from this post) with a death in the family, that last part was very needed. Been trying to stay occupied and not mopey and depressed and it gave me a very VERY much needed laugh. Thank you very much HLC
Dude, I dont know if you write all this stuff yourself or if you have a team of people helping, but this is some of the best stuff on the internet. Hands down. Keep it coming Man.
@@habitual_linecrosser really ? tanks, mala narew, pilka, himars, chumnoo, F35, Patriots, IBCS etc. I recall. Apaches are new, especially as the final contract was signed like, yeasterday ?
2022: Russia has second best army in the world
*2023: Russia has second best army in Ukraine*
_2024: Russia has second best army in Russia_
2026: ruzzia has no army. ;)
3rd if you count Wagner as it's own thing.
@@ChadMcFarland_CanadaEHTeam 2027 What Russia?
@@mohaa556 By 2028, there will be a landborder between Poland, Ukraine and China.
Ahahahaha ... goddamn, that one HITS HARRRRRD !
The reason why NATO didn't give any speech about it, its because they are all at the hospital with broken ribs for laughting so much
Also to limit spread of information to russians and to let ukraine give the first speech, wich they did today.
my ribs are now classified as space debree as I launched my sides into space
My sides have achieved orbit
@@Volpij like their tank turrets?...
@@thatfinnishguy6575 I am so happy to know nothing about what's happening. The longer they do this, the better. I'll be satisfied with a month's news gap if it helps Ukraine even a little!
Poland shopping cart: ad all
usa: unfortunately aircraft carriers and f22 are unavailable in ur region
Poland: kurwa
w8 till poland uses a vpn to buy it anyway
Yet :)
@@Nyxchanot the way that works but I love your enthusiasm
That'd be great... a European Texas owned carrier built in America using American planes in Lake NATO, pissing the second best army in Russia off...
Warsaw, Texas... Warsaw, Poland... what's the difference?
has anyone else seen the Ukrainian company selling keychains and bracelets made of russian tank armour with “made in russia recycled in ukraine” on them?
Link please! I need stocking stuffers for Christmas!
WHERE!!!!????
No but it sounds amazing!
@@thaliazelmer2327Found it! It's called Created In Ukraine.
@@haven_lady675 With prices created by Biden. Yikes!
I don't know why East Ukraine is getting so upset at regular Ukraine for liberating them.
Last I heard on it, Putin was formerly in the KGB during peak Soviet "murders into secrecy" department. And the way he runs elections, it's about two or three steps removed from Venezuela's unflinching dictatorship.
East Ukraine do be goofin
Fun fact, many vilages and small towns in Kursk oblast speak Ukrainian language, there is even a video of local old lady's speaking almost pefect ukrainian to Ukrainian soldiers.
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You got me cackling like a madman with "East Ukraine." Bravo, friend. XD
"Me and the rest of NATO have been laughing for days."
Incomplete. I'm pretty sure I heard a bunch of cheering to go with the laughter. Maybe even some catcalling.
Catcalling is guaranteed 👏
And more than just NATO is laughing for that matter
Poland is quiet since it's busy drinking itself under the table, one for celebrate and two since they were not the first one to invade russia.
Oh russia we aren't just laughing. We are guffing, chortling, chuckling, cackling, howling, and roaring at your incompetence.
thesaurus abuse has been approved.
Excellence in deployment of language!
@@trackeduser2577 Can we also use the encyclopedia too?
Except they are winning. Dum ass
don't forget snickering and giggling
We do be laughing. Preliminary estimates say Ukraine has occupied more territory in 5 days than Russia has in 2024 combined. Pretty good stuff.
@WildGooseGuy napoleon was blinded by his own ego at the time
Dude could've easily wrecked everyone if he wouldn't have been so stubborn. Plus, the same tactic over and over again does get a bit predictable
Oh they already destoryed a pipeline and are going for logistics.
@@KryptoKn8 At the same time it was that ego that allowed him to get as far as he got. More catious man in his place who would second guessed his moves would not even try to reach so far.
@WildGooseGuyhow do they don’t? they did it before fighting German for USSR now they just do the same just different enemies
@@Heinz4455 First they fought Germany, now they're fighting Russia. Just like Poland
I see HLC alert, I stop everything and watch.
🤜🤛
Same here in Portugal... He is the best... 🤣🤣🤣
HLC is the newest propagandist for the Pentagon.
Agreed
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165Keep yapping buddy 😂😂
@@leosolis8050
Facts don't care about your feelings 😎
Neither HLC, Cappy, Ryan McBeth or Aaron (SubBrief) ... talk nothing on Pentagon's secret operation in the Philippines. And the EW debacle by the USN vs China last May.
Uno reverse cards should be slapped on every Russian troop by Ukraine and Poland. FAFO at its finest!
"Ruzzia was under the rather childish assumption that they would be doing all the invading, and that nobody would invade them back."
Poland's current Gov't is under Washington DC's control.
U$A'ss puppet Zelensky have been ordered to invade Russia.
@@BackyardDogPark9862”they have sown the wind and now they shall reap the whirlwind”
"Bu-bu-bu-bu-but it's not fair if you're allowed to _fight back!"_
"he hit me back" . Direct quote from my son when asked why he was crying at the babysitter 😂
The world is not silent - we're laughing at you, not with you. We can even sing about it: **Schadenfreude!**
**Makin' me feel glad that I'm not you.**
“Into the Motherland, the -German- Ukrainian Army marched!”
@@ccvchargerComarades stand side by side and cant stop the Ukrainian charge
Not my favorite song from Avenue Q, but appropriate. Yeah, the Internet song just kind of stays with you better lol.
Ahem. Granted, they're Ukranian, not Polish, but there's a certain Sabaton song about Winged Hussars that would go pretty hard right now...
At this point the only reason why Poland haven't bought a couple of aircraft carriers from US is because they haven't figured out a way to put them on tracks and convert into land carriers yet.
I don’t care how ineffective a land carrier would be, it sounds fucking awesome and I want one
Oh, there's a thought: an ambulatory _building_ full of weapons and aircraft. Rolls up on your border and force-projects to your _other_ border, like something out of the game Supreme Commander...
MCV from C&C has you covered. With enough cash you can build your base everywhere
Here’s another idea for you. How about an MCU-style helicarrier with the size and capabilities of a Gerald R. Ford class supercarrier..
Don't let Florida know, they will take apart Bigfoot and a bunch of other monster trucks and construction equipment and make a new vehicle for them.
America: Here's a catalogue of the military hardware I have
Poland: Shut up and take my money!
Poland writes yes on the cover and hands it back.
I am so happy to have an ally like poland.
@@jeffreyskoritowski4114 LOOOL! hilarious. and probably very accurate.
Dang, Poland is out there becoming the national equivalent of a freaking Terminator.
I mean it is little European Texas afterall
Poland: _Greece, you had one Thermopylae yes. We've had six kurwa._
We may buying a lot of stuff but our economy suffers a lot too.
We're building this as at home. Just like the Korean tanks. Idle hands are the devil's tools. I've heard USA is making an auto-arti. When's that hitting the market?
[Looks over the Bug River towards Brest]
“I’ll be back.”
Was 100% waiting on this since I saw what Ukraine was doing. Can't wait to see how it pans out too. Probably poorly...for Russia.
from what I've already gathered some Russian sources already state that it would take over a Year to regain the lost territory in full if defended
Same
@@Voron_AggravI think it was said by a US based think tank.
Speculation and misinformation aside, hell even the eventual final result aside, this war was a great failure for Russia. The loss of prestige is incredible.
@@Limrasson Yea they're not gonna pull off anything similar for a decade or two, and if the sanctions are kept up Russia will be a literal 3rd world country by 2040.
A better response to "what have you bought from the US now? would be;
"A bunch of find out for when Russia wants to fuck around."
South Korea: “I Heard Uncle Sam ain’t giving ya some F22 how about something similar and 100% would make the Russian cry even harder for cheaper prices.”
Poland: “SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY.”
Brilliant. Little European Texas is charming as always. :D
"I'll only be here 72 hours."
"It's been 5 days!"
"Just using your timeline!"
😂😂😂💀
YOU SOLD FRANKLIN TO POLAND?!??!??!??!??!
RACCOONS IN WINGED HUSSAR OUTFITS!
nah, he's a Package deal with the F22, can't sell F22, Can't sell Franklin
OMG NO FRANKLINNNNNNNNN
@@Voron_Aggravwait- omg that’s so true lol
Not sell - lend-lease.
"Russia's military technology is unbeatable!"
"Well, admittedly it _is_ a bit difficult to beat scrap that's already pounded into the ground, but we can still try for posterity."
"Pavel, you can stop beating the dead tank."
@@KenanVonKaiser Russian bot identified.
@@KenanVonKaiser Even if Russia wins, they've utterly humiliated. Again. By a country weaker than them in every sense of the word. They've really got to kick that habit
@@KenanVonKaiser Winning at their own incompetence and their boot crawlers comments spam across the internet, that's it.
@@KenanVonKaiser where they ate nearly bankrupt as a country
As the worst kind of Brit, I am getting real tired of my homeland England complaining about other nations buying munitions from America. Why ain’t we buying/making munitions ourselves?
Right now, between your immigrants, refugees, and government, you seem to be...occupied.
Your leaders are too busy confiscating all the butter knives from their citizens.
Because your government is too busy arresting people for protesting them.
They're too busy trying to figure out how to extradite and jail foreigners for hurting their feelings.
(Glares at Starmer) I wonder. I truly wonder.
America: I’ve got tanks, bombs, missiles, APCs, IFVs, HUMVEES, MRAPs, transport aircraft, fighters, bombers, CAS, guns, bullets, artillery, smart artillery, MLRS, and a plethora of other weapons in stock, what’ll you take?
Poland: I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!
South Korea: Pssst, hey Poland, heard you wanted some SPA and tanks.
Was reading off that list like that woman her Thanksgiving dinner
@@minecraftfox4384 How many do you have? Ok, does not matter. We take all and future 5 years of production.
Don't have to pack it. We will press it into service right from the shipping docks. Nice to do business with you! 🤗
The answer is "YES"
@@WoTBlitzAddict I like Rhodey's answer to Hammer in Iron Man 2.
"I think I'll take it." "Which ones?" "All of 'em."
The definition of not being in a country is very vague to the USA
Right, but when we're there we don't try to pretend it's ours
Are we really 'in' it if we're just flying 'over' it?
Seems like a different word to me /s
@@rogerthat4545 Um…historically very untrue, but in this case you are correct.
@@skechij5856 wrong, historically true.
US took all of Mexico, and gave it back, and paid for the land we took.
US gave back Panama, per our agreement.
US freed Philippines, per our agreement.
US didn't keep Japan, Germany, Italy, Morocco, Libya, Sicily, Iraq, Kuwait, Afganistan, UK, Australia, New Guinea, Korea, China, France, Belgium, Cuba, etc.
We LOST land to Canada.
We've kept very little land, bought most of it legally and peacefully.
We’re not IN a country unless AAFES has a couple of Burger Kings and MER tents set up.
I live about 17 miles from the EU NATO HQ, I was wondering where the constant sounds of laughter was coming from.
As far as I'm aware Ukraine's national animal is the nightingale. Russia's national animal is the bear. So the mental image of a fist-size bird beating the snot out of a brown bear is quite amusing to me.
Yeah but Russia is more like a black bear, all bluster that panics at the SLIGHTEST sign of semi compitent aggression.
96 Apaches? Poland! Niiice.
I read that to my roommate. Said "what is Poland planning to do" the snicker is enough to make me almost proud of American exports. American exports aside from the normal two that are a given: a boom in the construction industry there and 'mocracy.
"Me and NATO are laughing at that " was briliant
Except for the grammar part.
@@ronjones-6977 i know but english is not my first language.
And yes i should write better.
Of course we're laughing. Rusky's been doing this for 2 and 1/2 year, 'bout time he gets taste of his own medicine
Isn't Zelensky all about defending "his" country of Ukraine ?
So why "he" invaded Russian land and murdered civilians !
@peekaboopeekaboo1165: It sucks, but the side that pays the most in any war is the civilian side. but, there are SO MANY options that open up to Ukraine for entering the Russian territory. Doing this can help to defend Ukraine.
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165I don’t know, Why did Churchill invaded Nazi Germany? Shouldn’t he just you know, defend his border?
@@peekaboopeekaboo1165 If you walk up to someone minding their own business and start punching them in the face you don't get to complain when they knee you in the balls.
@@mikek0135
Zelensky and company portrayed themselves as defenders against invaders ...🤷🏼
No one:
Poland on Prime Day: screw it, let's get everything that I can.
I just love hearing European Texas Kurwaround and Russia finding out. Brings a tear to my eye.
“Anyways all I’m gonna say is, keep one eye in the sky all the times” 😂 is gonna be that pirate life for Iran, but without the booty and more droning
Oh booty will still be present...... theirs just won't be in one piece afterwards.
More like " without the booty and NO Boning "
I`m polish. That kurwa cannot be placed better xdddd
Thanks for the heart
Poland is bound and determined to not have a repeat of WWII.
This is good. FINALLY! That's what I say :) Progress in the right direction.
Or any other war that has someone invade them for funsies.
Just read the article earlier, and holy fuck Poland, that's a lot of stuff.
745 AMRAAMS
1055 additional missiles (AMG158 and AIM-9X mix)
96 more Apaches
A fuck ton more Patriot stuff
And a bunch of other undisclosed stuff
yeah but AIM-120C's? America buddy, Poland is one of the Bros now, give him Deltas not Charlies.
182 Apaches is gonna be nice
@@avroarchitect1793 they're getting C-8 models, which are essentially Delta's
Poland did not have a good time in WWII. Now that things are heating up again, they seem pretty intent on not repeating history.
@@SynchronizorVideos its cheaper to build army then lose Independence, so we will arm ourselfs to the teeth
As a native Pole, born and raised in the south-eastern part of my beautiful and somewhat pathological country, I must say:
Good job on pronouncing the word "kurwa" correctly. I know that the strong "R" in this word often causes problems for users of non-Slavic languages
I'm Southern, we put R's on words with no R. We got this.
I cannot believe it. How did you, an american, managed such a perfectly native sounding Kurwa I re-winded that moment 10 times admiring your work!
The word with so many meaning and depending on how you say it
Putin: "ah, how's the liberation of Ukraine going"
Top General: sir, I think you mean the defense of mother Russia"
Putin: "The What?"
Why we don’t sell those two thing:
1. F22, we just don’t want other people to have it, even our closest allies.
2. Aircraft carriers, even if they were for sale no one would be able to maintain them probably without the necessary dockyard facilities, if Poland bought a Nimitz class it would start looking like the Kuznetsov in 10-15 years.
Aircraft carriers aren't needed here in Poland. Baltic is basically NATO's lake at this point, and it has Gotland Island right in the middle of it. I doubt even in case of an actual all-out war it'd be necessary to send American or British carriers here.
When it comes to Navy we've got much more urgent needs like submarines and corvettes.
@@sowiwiody3681 we'd put it in the North Sea, honestly. Never hurts to have a Carrier parked off the coast of Norway.
Even if the Poles had conscription they'd never be able to crew a Nimitz.
@@jeffreyskoritowski4114 We don't have conscription because we don't need it. In case of emergency, we are all conscripted and that's it.
Yeah, aircraft carriers are essentially mobile military bases, you only need them when there's too much water between you an the potential conflict area. That's most island nations and far off continents. The US is really big but it's also separated by two big oceans from Europe and Asia, and very difficult geography from central and south America. That's a big defensive advantage, but also a challenge to project power.
The US goverment should send a thank you letter to Poland. They are helping create soooo many jobs in the US with those orders.
You do know the latest plants were opened in Thailand and Mexico, not the USA, right?
@@minecraftfox4384 Nope, since I am not american I honestly dont care.
At least they're making a couple dozen Americans very, very rich.....
I guess...
i dont know about the American equipment they bought but most of the 1000 Korean tanks they purchased will be built in Poland
HLC is not joking when he says Poland is buying everything and that includes stuff from countries other then the US
@@minecraftfox4384military equipment made by America companis have to made in America. Only the counties that order it can request that a Portion is built in their own country l. The only defence equipment America imports is FREMM frigates for italy
"Me and the rest of NATO has been laughing for days."
Fact.
cheers from Poland (small EU Texas)
Poland 1939: "Unless you are forty to one"
Poland 2024: "Unless you are a hundred to one"
Finland: Those are rookie numbers. Bump it!
“Unless you are 40 to one, your force will soon be undone! Undone! Baptized in fire, 40 to 1, spirit of Spartans, death and glory. Soldiers of Poland second to none. Wrath of the Wehrmacht brought to a halt!”
@@memeboi18 Too bad Poland couldn't stop the Luftwaffe though. But now with Patriots they now can.
If only we could talk Jan and the boys to stop touring Russia.
@@thatfinnishguy6575 finland is more like poland want to barrow Simo 2.0.
Poland is turning into a mini America. I'm kinda proud 🦚
Little European Texas is very much a well earned title.
Id be terrified of poland if he was not on our side. They are starting to scare me...
Love from Britain 🇬🇧 ❤️
I think the rest of Europe likes it tho. The speed bump's finally got some teeth! hehehehehe.😁😆
You know what? Make that list shorter. LET THE KID GO TO POLAND.
Poland:
- Yes!
Kid:
- Yes!
US:
- No!
@@HanSolo__1000 years later : YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP
@@HanSolo__ Kid: This hanger is a prison!
I had to double check but it looks like that would require congressional approval
I don't know what is crazier
the fact that the US was not willing to sell a weapon or the idea that congress might actually agree on something eventually
I mean… we have kid here
But without chessboard and hussars wings, but he is here
0:18 it is very easy to counter that argument and is that "why are you in Bolivia and Venezuela then? You don't belong there"
"let's see how you like 12 of them kurwa" 🤣 Delivery on "kurwa" borderline perfect my man! Twoje zdrowie HLC!
Poland: Wait, aircraft carriers? I haven't thought about that... Can I have them?
... Look if they can pay, we will build them a Carrier.
Once the Kennedy is done being fitted out, if she is on time, next year the Nimitz might be up for sale. Very doubtful, but 1% chance?
Maybe with some design changes so we can test them out and see if we want to build 4 of them for ourselves.
We wouldn't sorta build them a carrier. They'd be hard pressed to get a nuclear carrier though. The technology is too great.
@@rolkflameraven1483 Pretty sure we're not selling any floating nuclear power plants to *anyone*.
It's kind of amazing how Ukraine pulls off these crazy power moves.
HLC for best comic of 2024!
A quote I heard was made by one of the soldiers when asked by a Russian what was going on: “Go home and wait for a referendum.” 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We All Want To Hear " Swan Lake "
Now that’s a good reference.
GB: WHAT DID U SELL POLAND NOW?!
America:...........yes
Poland will dig a huge lake just to buy aircraft carrier 😂
We already have the part of "Lake NATO"/ Baltic Sea coast... so don't even need a new lake
Already got one (or two).
They're getting F-35s. We can sell them one of those small not-an-aircraft-carrier-but-totally-an-aircraft-carriers and give them an 'aircraft carrier'.
Hey HLC, US took home the most medals at the olympics. Both Australia and Chinese subreddits are huffing that copium HARD. China is accusing US athletes of doping and Australians are trying to use the “per-capita” argument. It’s hilarious.
There is no way CHINA of all countries is accusing the US of doping. You know, the same guys who were caught ACTUALLY doping?
Everyone is busy laughing at the Aussies for bringing a Ray-gun to a dance competition.
@@ronjones-6977 I say some if that in another video, Phd in Break? Wow "dance" was sad
US medals tend to skew high in part because we send a massive number of athletes each year to compete in pretty much every event. 2024 saw nearly 600 American participants, compared to 388 for China and 461 for Australia. Not even France fielded as many athletes as America, and they live there.
@@SynchronizorVideosalmost like America has a lot of athletic people.
Laughing? Hell, we've been cheering them on! 🤣
I can confirm we have been laughing and making sarcastic jokes since the moment it happened❤
USA: "Me and NATO have been laughing for days."
Can’t wait for the day Russia tries to pick a fight with Poland and doom eternal soundtrack starts playing.
I think its more like Poland is going to be the one picking a fight with Belarus and Russia lol
@@cynicaltroll6057 Tag-teaming with Finland, hopefully.
The kid. Is gonna eat.
@ronjones-6977 from what I have heard, Sweeden has had it in for Russia since it was... Russia (the first time around). Just the thought of an angry and armed to the teeth Poland teaming up with Scandinavian countries that are so pissed off that they are willingly joining the fight should absolutely terrify Russia. And if that isn't bad enough, the US is waiting to jump in.
@@lonnyyoung4285 The Soviet Union tried to play chicken with Sweden once and the USSR ended up chickening out. The Swedes are nice folk, but they go hard in war. From what I know, surrender is not a word in their vocabulary.
Don't forget, the area occupied by Ukraine is doing better than when it was under Russia already. Ukraine's already in Humanitarian mode and helping those in those zones adapt better than Russia did for it's occupation into Ukraine lol.
Hearts and minds.
Legendary stuff from yet another underappreciated veteran. This country need to listen to you.
"Let's see how you like 12 of them, Kurw@"
This made my day! 😂😂
"Kursk is full of non-combatants"
So was Bucha
and the rest of Southern Ukraine, at least till the Russians showed up and forced Ukraine to militarise it.
Just a pointer on the Aussie language, some of us do use "yes no" instead of "um ah" but it's pronounced "yeah nah" with a blaise element of nasally ejected wording, kind of like the toothpaste being squeezed out, or Fran Drescher's heavenly voice. 😅
Ukraine: It is my Special Military Operation now.
Poland has announced a deal to purchase 96 Apache Attack helicopters also 😂😂😂
96 more or is this a repeat of the 96 they planned to buy since 2023?
@@minecraftfox4384 the same one, just more clear what we will get and some offsets
@@minecraftfox4384 That was maximum allowed by the US Gov. I didn't think we would buy all of them but here we are. :D
You're like the John Stewart of Military Stuff. Love getting my news updates from you. You're awesome
Wait, why don't Lil'Texas get carriers? They have water, right? I see that sea hat.
it's pretty much a NATO lake at this point, there's little reason to Have one when Land based airfields already do a better job
I doubt Poland needs the power projection a carrier offers. Especially not as members of NATO.
And really, carriers are ridiculously expensive, especially if you consider you need more boats to simply protect them on missions. Their military budget is better spent getting more immediately useful stuff than a carrier.
We're already getting three modern frigates. If we get some submarines as well, we should be good for a while.
Meh, we'd rather take 2 of those Finnish subs. ;p
@Vengir and while they don't really get talked about enough, subs can be right up there with carriers in importance.
Genuinely curious to see how Ukraine's special military operation goes, godspeed Ukraine! Give 'em what for!
I can see all the old German folks laughing and remembering when they fought in Kursk
Russia get pegged by Ukraine is the funniest thing I have ever seen. XD
I had a funny respoinse to this but youtube may have cut me off. Stupid politeness algorithms!
US - Poland which military equipment you want to buy?
Poland - YES
Lauging for days, looks like russia has the second best army in russia now as well as in Ukraine.
HLC Your show is my favorite on both TV and the Internet. This episode was a classic. I love the ending. I’m still laughing.😂
1:06 the emus are acting up again.
(Aussie terror intensifies) - mabye?
Look, they lost the war once, they're just making sure this time they have ample firepower this time. You've not seen terror until you've seen fifty to eighty emu coming at you with the intent to sample the taste of your flesh and to see if it's true that all eyeballs taste the same.
So that's why we upped the terror threat level last week.
@@venficusinfinitum208 Need art of an Emu with blood dripping and an eyeball dangling from its beak with blood red eyes lol.
Russia really feeling the karma heat lmao
0:30 “get all uppity” 😂
That "Kurwa..." So beautiful!
This is the only video series I dropped everything while on vacation to watch. I saw it pop up while on Vero beach and Chastain beach and had to watch them. One even popped up while I was sitting at a Tiki Bar drinking rum runners and everyone there was looking at me crazy while I laughed my ass off. Good times.
The heat index is 106 today. I am standing in the Sun to watch this video. Good show old boy.
love your content. just the right mix of snark and reality.
NATO is gathering an aid package for Russia, Finland has already promised 100k tissues!😂😂
We had Wojtek the bear. Now we have Franklin in Poland? Cool.😂
Poland will buy aircraft carrier next year.
Gotta say, after the past couple days I had (from this post) with a death in the family, that last part was very needed. Been trying to stay occupied and not mopey and depressed and it gave me a very VERY much needed laugh. Thank you very much HLC
Bros got the whole squad laughin
"Me and the rest of NATO have been laughing for days" made me LOL the most LMFAO
2:23 and there goes the monetization
Dude, I dont know if you write all this stuff yourself or if you have a team of people helping, but this is some of the best stuff on the internet. Hands down. Keep it coming Man.
0:49 so Poland has nukes?/s
1:59 the irony of that statement is so thick, you’d think it was a Russian head
I was wondering when you were gonna talk about Kursk
It was worth the wait
Theyve been keeping it under wraps in the press so he was waiting for the official conformation that ukraine made earlier today
@@thatfinnishguy6575 I figured that was why
I love the call back to Kurwa, especially with the lack of hesitation of its being used properly.
I was sure he was refering to Poland getting those 96 Apache , but apparently HLC doesn't know about it yet xD
I have reported on that previously along with
800 k9pl
600 k2 black panthers
250 m1a2 sep v3
470 himars
The list goes on lol
@@habitual_linecrosser really ? tanks, mala narew, pilka, himars, chumnoo, F35, Patriots, IBCS etc. I recall.
Apaches are new, especially as the final contract was signed like, yeasterday ?
Cant wait when RGF becomes 2nd best army in Moscow 😂
**Forty Eight** Patriots?? I love economy of scale
Welll 48 launchers... the command vehicle and radar will make it 12 total systems.
With their 2 existing batteries that's 14... Germany only has 11
@@davidbilich1708plus Poland has part of the Aegis system in its borders. Meaning they can basically see all of Europe
I hope that the Poles don't bankrupt themselves.
@@jeffreyskoritowski4114 no worries, I guess we can kick out some unnecessary programs from the budget.
0:48 - that brief pause is golden
I love your videos! Also I would vote for Buff.
nononono!!! not only NATO is laughing for days. Also Philippines is laughing for days. Slava Ukraine!!!!!
Tawang tawa na din ako sa kagaguhan ng West Taiwan 😂😂
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