The Insane Russian Plan to Conquer the World

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  • @RealLifeLore
    @RealLifeLore  5 ปีที่แล้ว +6976

    If you actually find yourself in charge of Russia and watch this video... this probably isn’t actually the best advice to follow. But I hope that’d be obvious :) Maybe read something a lilll more serious

    • @Person-ng5hp
      @Person-ng5hp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Hi

    • @tenk548
      @tenk548 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      You forgot that China is all ready an alley with Russia.

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      @@tenk548 China is no ally of Russia. lol

    • @outdatedtank4542
      @outdatedtank4542 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Russia and China are friends because they are both enemies of the USA

    • @cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath
      @cuzsleepisthecousinofdeath 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Congrats on swallowing weakest bait from Dugin lmao

  • @brochvilla5953
    @brochvilla5953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1283

    Didn't know that Neville Chamberlaine was in charge of all the nations in the world except Russia.

    • @sanzhsn
      @sanzhsn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice

    • @Shadowuser-cm2cw
      @Shadowuser-cm2cw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      They'll stop eventually right?

    • @brochvilla5953
      @brochvilla5953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @Violetenist
      @Violetenist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Peace for our time!

    • @mosquitobight
      @mosquitobight 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How will the world ever stop Russia now? There are only what, 10 or 20 countries that have more people?

  • @bearcatben4762
    @bearcatben4762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4893

    Russia: buddying up to Germany
    Poland: Hey, I've seen this one before, it's a classic

    • @deutschekanadische
      @deutschekanadische 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      Poland: NO YOU AND RUSSIA SPLITTING ME IN HALF BETWEEN YOU TWO

    • @tiedough7481
      @tiedough7481 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Russia and germany: Its free real estate

    • @abandonedchannel72929
      @abandonedchannel72929 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Yaaah, it's rewind time.

    • @VoltFall
      @VoltFall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      *ah shit here we go again*

    • @yes.2913
      @yes.2913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Poland more like Russia and Germany combined

  •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +11673

    Russia : "Germany, do you want to be my ally and we share Europe together."
    Germany : "No."
    The end.

    • @falk2009
      @falk2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      I would support it, fuck america

    • @Gilgameshh
      @Gilgameshh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1399

      I like how the book says so casually to convince not just germany but france as well to join the russian side. They're arguably one of the countries least likely to join on earth regardless of what russia offers

    • @KabobHope
      @KabobHope 5 ปีที่แล้ว +328

      Alter the question to a Russia/China alliance instead.

    • @ficagames475
      @ficagames475 5 ปีที่แล้ว +390

      @@Gilgameshh yeah it would be easier convince china

    • @arthemis1039
      @arthemis1039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      Tbh Germany would never accept such thing. The German people would not want such thing to happen again, and it's not like evrybody would freak out if Russia was ever to propose such a deal

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 2 ปีที่แล้ว +328

    I love how much of this plan consists of "I dunno, conquer Europe somehow? Then Asia! Conquer Asia by doing stuff!"

    • @isaacheiss1565
      @isaacheiss1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah man it will be great

    • @deleted-something
      @deleted-something ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That is basically how they are doing it.

    • @YonaSoundcloud
      @YonaSoundcloud ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ an attempt was made

    • @mepipe7705
      @mepipe7705 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is exactly the way how the Ruzzians are trying to conquer Ukraine at the moment. do stuff, repeat, do more of it, on and on and on...

  • @davidbenedict5617
    @davidbenedict5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8994

    -Soviet Union- Russian Federation:
    Thank you RealLifeLore.
    We'll be monitoring your videos from now on.

    • @gozewijngoossens4877
      @gozewijngoossens4877 5 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      😂

    • @davidbenedict5617
      @davidbenedict5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@gozewijngoossens4877 ?

    • @jajajajja3481
      @jajajajja3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭

    • @davidbenedict5617
      @davidbenedict5617 5 ปีที่แล้ว +264

      @@jajajajja3481 we will simply examine his work. This is a free space for the internet, so we rarely interfere with this video.

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@davidbenedict5617
      *Сука Блядь!*

  • @lordshaxx4693
    @lordshaxx4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3728

    Russia: “Germany Join me in World Domination”
    Germany: “No”
    Russia: “Would you do it for a Königsberg snack?”
    Germany: *Invades Poland*

    • @davestylehenry
      @davestylehenry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ha but seriously Germany doesn't want it back it's useless and most Germans are gone there's just Russians

    • @lordshaxx4693
      @lordshaxx4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      It’s pretty sad since half of Prussia is no longer German, and they literally created Germany

    • @usuarionormal6778
      @usuarionormal6778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ZOINKS GERMANY WE ARE GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@lordshaxx4693 None of Prussia is German any more.

    • @lordshaxx4693
      @lordshaxx4693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Brandenburg is still German

  • @hebl47
    @hebl47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4721

    Last 200 years of Russian geopolitics can be summed up into these 5 words:
    "Looking for warm water port."

    • @brandong.1857
      @brandong.1857 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Syria. Just saying.

    • @RealClutchMcGee
      @RealClutchMcGee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hebl von Heblowitz he said “a top comment” not the top comment just saying

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RealClutchMcGee Oh, okay. Let's nitpick that tiny detail. Still, the rest of my point stands.

    • @RealClutchMcGee
      @RealClutchMcGee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hebl von Heblowitz that saying is pretty common so i dont think you did copy whoever made the other comment

    • @ilufex9794
      @ilufex9794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hebl von Heblowitz you proberbly still did copy the comment but who cares just saying

  • @Wumboo1
    @Wumboo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    "Ukraine is the second Russia"
    Belarus: am I a joke to you?
    Russia: yes, but actually yes

    • @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_
      @FakeAssHandsomeMcGee_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It looks like the Russians are holding the Belorussians hostage. It almost seems like Lukashenko and his officials are giving hints at wanting to normalize relations with the West.

    • @retineyzer7906
      @retineyzer7906 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Belarus is the third one

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@retineyzer7906 Belarus: Always second best 😢

  • @Kittycorn115
    @Kittycorn115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    *Germany & Russia talk friendly towards one another about land*
    *Poland has left the chat*

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Points at "Poland has left the chat" this is brilliant,
      Points at "Poland: *Chuckles* I'm in danger"but I like this.

    • @shadowguardian3612
      @shadowguardian3612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @yaeR124 3 times.

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @yaeR124 yeah, like my mom and dad did with me...

    • @KingJohnMichael
      @KingJohnMichael 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@d_y_n_a_m_o 3 times too?

    • @d_y_n_a_m_o
      @d_y_n_a_m_o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@KingJohnMichael
      First my mom and dad
      Then my step-mom and step-dad
      Then my step-step-mom and step-step-dad... :/

  • @Magikalic
    @Magikalic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2642

    "The less the UK can influence Europe the better"
    *nervous cough*

    • @slipknotfan8017
      @slipknotfan8017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Don't think that worked out to well last time they did that

    • @pizduk.1337
      @pizduk.1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Brexit doesn't mean that they won't be able to affect eurpean politics

    • @Alex-dp1bk
      @Alex-dp1bk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I uh think they're on that step rn

    • @leemacdonald6533
      @leemacdonald6533 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Strongest soft power in the world

    • @岡山大木
      @岡山大木 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sir Oswald Mosley You probably Irish 🤣🤣

  • @winnamon7587
    @winnamon7587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4032

    Uk isolated from Europe
    Us is in chaos
    Armenia and Azerbaijan are in war
    *oh no*
    Edit: can you fiends stop? I get i am wrong but I was spot on back then, stop "umm actually"ing me

    • @dilsherferuzov5084
      @dilsherferuzov5084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @Joao Nogueira basically russia vs ottoman

    • @tasa3854
      @tasa3854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      Well I guess its time to learn Russian

    • @BM-ub9gh
      @BM-ub9gh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@tasa3854, in your f-ing dreams!!!

    • @metadragon7500
      @metadragon7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      COVID-19 vaccine was developed by Russia

    • @metadragon7500
      @metadragon7500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@hydraoni0n Did you think I was being serious somehow?

  • @aliersinoral
    @aliersinoral 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    They took your words seriously

  • @matthewmcneany
    @matthewmcneany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9695

    Russian history in 11 words:
    We need access to the sea.
    No, not that sea.

    • @jasonpost913
      @jasonpost913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +832

      In six words: The quest for warm water ports

    • @vae9644
      @vae9644 5 ปีที่แล้ว +340

      10 words.

    • @vimoo9783
      @vimoo9783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +285

      3 words: *I need seas*

    • @matthewmcneany
      @matthewmcneany 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      ​@The Void that speaks Yeah, I think I wrote it out then changed it after I counted it. I feel like changing it after people pointed it out would be petulant.

    • @yusufemir8314
      @yusufemir8314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      That's 10 words.

  • @duckduck2633
    @duckduck2633 5 ปีที่แล้ว +910

    Russia- Wanna join me
    *Germany- No*
    MISSION FAILED WE’LL GET EM NEXT TIME

    • @ТимофейМихайлович-н5х
      @ТимофейМихайлович-н5х 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If the right wing party gains seats in German parliament, it will happen.

    • @466chalk
      @466chalk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Russia: Want to join me?
      Germany: WE HAVE 2X THE ECONOMY AS YOU! WE YOU SHOULD BE ASKING TO JOIN US!

    • @TheHyBriD3I6
      @TheHyBriD3I6 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Snake? SNAAAKE!

    • @achinthyavishnuvardhan19
      @achinthyavishnuvardhan19 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@466chalk Russia : Wanna taste muh nukes. ????

    • @eastlaosempire999
      @eastlaosempire999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@466chalk If Russia wasn't embargoed by the US, Russia would definitely be twice as rich as Germany

  • @royxeph_arcanex
    @royxeph_arcanex 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    Someone really needs to uninstall EUIV from this man's computer

    • @stevenn_driscoll
      @stevenn_driscoll 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omri Levin yes they do

    • @ryack6355
      @ryack6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hoi4 modern day mod...

    • @royxeph_arcanex
      @royxeph_arcanex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryack6355 euiv also has one. The extended timeline mod :)

    • @ryack6355
      @ryack6355 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omri Levin Yeah absolutely does, I’ve played it. I’ve even played the WW2 mod. But sometimes I find that Eu4 has trouble replicating modern warfare, and Hoi4 can’t replicate the warfare of the Middle Ages either. Each has their pros and cons. But EU4 is the game out of any other that I love the most.

    • @Wadii-sv3np
      @Wadii-sv3np 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lloll

  • @wurzeldesproblems9137
    @wurzeldesproblems9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    As a german i can say: i don't think we are interested in that piece of land first offered. I doubt anyone has any plans to get real estate in the middle of nowhere. Honestly the eastern parts of Germany, which used to belong to the russians after ww2 until reuniting with West Germany, is still in pretty bad shape. The infrastructure is bad and underdeveloped, payment is worse and young people kept migrating to the west which lead to a very old population in that area - offering us more of that? Ah no thank you. You can keep that. Instead Russia tried to get us with energy and trade, northstream 2 and all that. I would like to watch a video analising russians real life tactics.

    • @Harold046
      @Harold046 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The current state of eastern Germany is less due to what it was when the re-unification happened than on how the re-unification was handled. Economically, it might've been far better for eastern Germany to remain independent. But hey : western Germany made a whole lot of profit from that deal, so... yeah, you should definitely take it if Russia _could_ offer you "more of that" : these lands wouldn't become more prosperous, quite the opposite actually, but there's some good profits to be made for the mainland.
      As for Northstream 2... Germany kinda threw itself in Russia's arms, with its energy policy. It might not have been so stupid after all, and it probably played a hand in Russia's decision to invade Ukraine... I guess we'll see. The people upstairs probably have access to much better information than we do, after all.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You’ve been cucked by anti nationalist Jewish propaganda. Germany should own most of Central Europe.
      But modern Germany is an American slave colony. If you go to Germany you barely see anyone speaking German anymore and most Germans speak English better than mother tongue

    • @wurzeldesproblems9137
      @wurzeldesproblems9137 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NeostormXLMAX okay first of all we have barely any jews left because of the terrible things that happend here. And even if there were the jews are not to be blamed. They are a religious group like any other. We do not have a lot of nationalisim (exept for the eastern parts where Neonazis are taking foot) and that ist due to our "Vergangenheitsbewältigung" - us actually dealing with our past in an attempt to stop it from happening again.
      And germans speak good englisch because we learned it in school. Many germans speak Spanish or French for the same reason. In the eastern parts you will find germans speaking polish or russian. And you will find germans speaking german everywhere. You will find if you came here and actually investigated you wild and outlandish claims, that our language is so rich we have a lot of dialects. And no we do not blindly follow the USA, they are considered an ally but our general opinion has shifted when Trump became president - Merkel gave a speech saying Germans is on it's own now. And even before then the USA was against us building Nord Stream II but did we listen? No we did not. It might come as a surprise to you but we are living in a democracy (slightly corrupted by big buisnesses and rich people trying to buy the law) but in general not influenced by the USA or the jews. I don't know where you got your informationen from but i would douple check your sources.

    • @OlehF-u1m
      @OlehF-u1m ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Harold046 Russia began developing a plan to seize Ukraine back in 1991. This is an empire that wanted to destroy Ukrainians all the time and not only that. It is born in their ideology

    • @Harold046
      @Harold046 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OlehF-u1m Sounds fair. Back in the 1990, the USA also had their own plan to destroy Ukraine. Brzezinski instigated that plan and wrote about it (The great chessboard, see the chapter about Ukraine).
      I haven't heard about the Russian equivalent though. I'd be interested in knowing more.

  • @zhuolixie5922
    @zhuolixie5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1896

    How many Toyota corollas are needed to cover the entirety of Russia?

    • @CarterDarrah
      @CarterDarrah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      A lot

    • @jhayeah
      @jhayeah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Yes

    • @Mogeli
      @Mogeli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +168

      According to my calculation you would need at least 10

    • @SunitaSharma-hf1np
      @SunitaSharma-hf1np 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You need 100000000000000 Toyota Corolla to cover Russia.

    • @zhuolixie5922
      @zhuolixie5922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Mrmogeli way more than 10, at least 100.

  • @GoldenKing05
    @GoldenKing05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4436

    Russia: needs to isolate the u.k
    The U.k: leaves the eu
    Russia: that works

    • @Ggyhhggtyyy
      @Ggyhhggtyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Yep, I didn't want any of this but I can't vote so I'll just have to live with it I guess. And also the part when he talked about the Russian plan to cause mayhem in America.
      *Flashbacks to allegations of Russian interference in 2016*
      (Trump)

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Still a leading member of NATO, has close relations with its neighbours and can ideally regain it's once close ties with Canada, Australia and New Zealand. So yeah, hardly being isolated.

    • @Ggyhhggtyyy
      @Ggyhhggtyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@saint4life09 Canada is across the atlantic and Australia and new zealand are literally on the other side of the earth. Yes we do have relations outside of the EU but we did ruin ties with our closest neighbours

    • @saint4life09
      @saint4life09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Ggyhhggtyyy That's just not true. European markets still need the UK.

    • @Ggyhhggtyyy
      @Ggyhhggtyyy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@saint4life09 yeah lets see how much the EU depends on our little island.

  • @karlmartin9446
    @karlmartin9446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    Russia: Ey, Germany wanna be friends?
    Germany: Yeah, ok.
    Poland: I dont like where this is going.

    • @technoimperialist9509
      @technoimperialist9509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      Russia and Germany: this is where the fun begins
      Poland: I have a bad feeling about this

    • @axelbruce2685
      @axelbruce2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@technoimperialist9509 yay germany back not stupid wemair republic why don't indiana join you lol

    • @axelbruce2685
      @axelbruce2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @WeDontGiveADuck rude nein

    • @ussrsniper1877
      @ussrsniper1877 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@axelbruce2685 Im from indiana what does that mean

    • @axelbruce2685
      @axelbruce2685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ussrsniper1877 no in German

  • @paulohagan3309
    @paulohagan3309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    'Oh boss, we've encountered a bit of a bump in the road.'
    'What?'
    'Well, there's this place called Ukraine ...'

  • @codyyh9421
    @codyyh9421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6246

    Russia: Declares war on Finland
    Finland: Ah shit, here we go again.

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +347

      We all know that Finland would easily kick Russian asses this time again.

    • @lauri8421
      @lauri8421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh no im from Finland

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Big Smoke There were no NATO when they literally did that.

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lauri8421 me too

    • @jocking3
      @jocking3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Russia: Declares war on Finland
      Finland: Ah shit, here we go again.
      Russia: *Face of regret*

  • @sergeychernyshov7469
    @sergeychernyshov7469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

    "The US has a large military presence in Afghanistan" - well, starting from today, no more.

    • @skies6546
      @skies6546 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yh biden kinda just said let them die

    • @sanjay_swain
      @sanjay_swain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I still don't understand, why they are their in the first place. And if they were there for decades why the country collapsed the minute they left lol

    • @ArmyNavyAcademy
      @ArmyNavyAcademy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Yeah can't believe Trump ordered a pull out

    • @milesdunstan-daams4855
      @milesdunstan-daams4855 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Russia could maybe ally them, security is what the Taliban get obviously.

    • @kko5779
      @kko5779 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@skies6546 lmao die without you? American white saviourism is off the limits

  • @Yessir822
    @Yessir822 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2093

    "Just have Germany sign an alliance with you and you can guarentee them central Europe."
    *Third time's the charm?*

    • @UniDeathRaven
      @UniDeathRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Germany to be colony of the USA till like 2080year. Right now only 2019.

    • @thezipcreator
      @thezipcreator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@UniDeathRaven excuse me what?

    • @dugiejoness5197
      @dugiejoness5197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@UniDeathRaven In this future moment germans will afraid speak german. There will them too less for rule their country.

    • @UniDeathRaven
      @UniDeathRaven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dugiejoness5197 Thats good. I'd like Germans to cease exist.

    • @benedictcremer9761
      @benedictcremer9761 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@UniDeathRaven Thank you my brother. Much appreciated. Kappa

  • @elenahodgson7807
    @elenahodgson7807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    There was an attempt on Dugin's (the author of the book) life today. Only, instead of him, his daughter Daria was blown up in his car.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

    • @isaacheiss1565
      @isaacheiss1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Wait the guy where his daughter got car bombed is the dude who wrote this book?

    • @yohanbeck8172
      @yohanbeck8172 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@isaacheiss1565 Yes

    • @YonaSoundcloud
      @YonaSoundcloud ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@isaacheiss1565 this really explains a lot...

  • @oceanicbloom1407
    @oceanicbloom1407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1268

    Meanwhile in Moscow,
    “WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!”
    Edit:Thanks for the likes comrades

    • @bryancruz8782
      @bryancruz8782 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha ha ha 👌🏽

    • @Devmess7799
      @Devmess7799 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @AvojetlifeGames
      @AvojetlifeGames 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      i think you mean НАПИШИТЕ ЭТО ВНИЗ, НАПИШИТЕ ЭТО ВНИЗ!!!

    • @aspid6546
      @aspid6546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's still wrong, tho

    • @maxstone2380
      @maxstone2380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nice reference from that French Charles guy 👌

  • @Klipik12
    @Klipik12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    This plan basically reads:
    "How to take over Europe and Asia:
    Step 1. Take over Europe.
    Step 2. Take over Asia."
    Great plan. Much detail.

    • @redbastard9711
      @redbastard9711 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This vid is trash, guy basically dont know what hes talking about

    • @simohayho8622
      @simohayho8622 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Copying shit

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      dARCliTE mEsSIAH he didn’t make the book

    • @asuka7309
      @asuka7309 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@redbastard9711 he didn't write the book smartass, and for the most part he's just pointing out how absurd it is lmao

    • @tallerstond8105
      @tallerstond8105 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      dARCliTE mEsSIAH maybe because the book was absurd..?

  • @oscarwalter518
    @oscarwalter518 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1619

    Russia: Become my ally and dominate Europe.
    Germany: I already dominate Europe.

    • @troll2161
      @troll2161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@candyneige6609 How does France dominate Europe more than Germany?

    • @Nozylatten
      @Nozylatten 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@freehelicopterrides5778 he called the European Union a success hahahaha the same body who told Germany to bankrupt their self on foreigners, good one mate.

    • @wakeful5923
      @wakeful5923 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@freehelicopterrides5778 Why u rp countries in a comment section

    • @jthemw5166
      @jthemw5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Gordon Freeman's voice actor we have 96 seats in the parliament. And I wouldn't also say that we don't rule Europe. But in fact the economical power and friendship of Germany and France is the glue which holds the EU together

    • @Bob.629
      @Bob.629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spain and Portugal: what is happening around us

  • @don4374au
    @don4374au ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Plan: 1) Go to Ukraine;
    2) Lose whole army;
    3) Break apart.

    • @andrewengland8021
      @andrewengland8021 ปีที่แล้ว

      The whole of the army? Or just the hole?

    • @don4374au
      @don4374au ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewengland8021 oops

    • @Manikanta-hh7wp
      @Manikanta-hh7wp ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Russia and allies lost 15 to 20 Thousand troops whereas Ukraine lost more than 130 Thousand troops..
      Who is losing?

    • @don4374au
      @don4374au ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Manikanta-hh7wp yeah, that's why the mobilization began, and even after that Russia cannot hold the front (Kherson, Kharkiv). I've been hearing such comments for a year now, man.
      So, who is sucking?

    • @Manikanta-hh7wp
      @Manikanta-hh7wp ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@don4374au Kherson and Kharkiv
      Kharkiv: Disaster for Russia. The entire Kharkiv region became useless when they failed to do offensive towards Sloviansk directly. Then those troops are redirected to other fronts leaving only 2000 soldiers very partially manned. Ukraine stromed with 11000 Elite Ukranian army comprised with lot of foreigners. Russia quickly understood the situation and sent it's Airforce just to rescue the Soldiers in that area. Ukraine got lot of Russian Equipment from Kharkiv it massively needed
      Kherson: Since Mobilized troops hasn't arrived. Defending to death in Kherson city with an outnumbered Ukranian troops and 'Ukraine throwing missles at Zaparochia bridge which collapse can put the Kherson city under water with Russian troops stuck in the city' is not a good idea, better to retrack back to more defensible River.
      That's when Russian General Surovikan came in and executed a ordered and planned withdrawl with getting all the equipment and Soldiers with very minimum losses. Meanwhile Russian Army setup the defense lines and death traps for Ukranian soldiers advancing towards Kherson city. Killing as many Ukrainian soldiers as possible with as minimum number of killings in Russian side.
      Now Russia got numbers.. No more offensives are possible. Now look out for Russian offensives in coming months.

  • @jedantonterrysoyosa5153
    @jedantonterrysoyosa5153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    wow what a coincidence that everything is in favour of russia right now.
    UK: Leaves EU
    U.S.A: Internally a mess
    China: Slowly devouring SEA

    • @nozyy5684
      @nozyy5684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah but there is things called nukes so this would never really worked

    • @illumanati_01
      @illumanati_01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nozyy Nukes are just scare tactics that will most likely not be dropped because of the amount of damage it will do globally

    • @Tearakan
      @Tearakan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@illumanati_01 nukes were used in the previous world war exactly because of thd damage they caused.....

    • @drampz_
      @drampz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@Tearakan two, dropped on Japan, as a show of the power the United States had over the world. In today's political landscape, most governing bodies have nukes in their arsenal, and the use of those nukes would only lead to assured destruction of the world.

    • @Slender_Man_186
      @Slender_Man_186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tearakan yeah, now the rest of the world has them, and MAD doctrine means using one outside of testing is suicide.

  • @stormskjdt7962
    @stormskjdt7962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5895

    “so how did you invade the whole world?”
    Future russian world leader: “well, there’s this youtube video...”

    • @lkapo7047
      @lkapo7047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Most underrated comment haha :D

    • @ambivert7409
      @ambivert7409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      😂😂😂😂

    • @blauwbeer556
      @blauwbeer556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Imagine that there was some random TH-cam video on how Vatican city could take over the world and the Pope was like "yeah, we need more Catholics".

    • @rajendrasinghrawat6280
      @rajendrasinghrawat6280 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂😂😂Insane

    • @yourbestfriendtm2668
      @yourbestfriendtm2668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      There will no be other leader, Putin is immortal

  • @1R2R3K4
    @1R2R3K4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3849

    Russia is trying world conguest on easy difficulty with AI switched off

  • @GTAjedi
    @GTAjedi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I think we know what Putin's bedtime reading is

  • @TDenterpriser
    @TDenterpriser 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2070

    Russia: makes a pact with Germany
    Germany: betrays Russia
    Russia: surprise pikachu face

    • @MashiroShiina
      @MashiroShiina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      :0

    • @drako115
      @drako115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      There we go again

    • @Rodoadrenalina
      @Rodoadrenalina 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Aaaaaand peace is gone, as well as poor Poland, again...

    • @darealdovahkiin3652
      @darealdovahkiin3652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rodoadrenalinaagain again* lol

    • @fetus9280
      @fetus9280 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *That meme is shit*

  • @ea2631
    @ea2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3336

    Step 1, hope everyone is literally unconscious for 2 years. Step 2, win

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

      Still more viable than "anarcho" capitalism

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @Red Pilled Greg Heffley so is "any truly free society will have a thriving free market in children" but we've still got wankers shilling Rothbard

    • @ea2631
      @ea2631 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@sabotabby3372 this dude pissed I guess 🤷‍♂️

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@ea2631 silence ayncrap

    • @sabotabby3372
      @sabotabby3372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@ea2631 call me a Surface to Air Missile because that shit don't fly here

  • @estoor4258
    @estoor4258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1662

    Seems like someone played a little too much of HoI4 Millenium Dawn.

    • @Scortch-lo3xy
      @Scortch-lo3xy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL

    • @axelandersson6314
      @axelandersson6314 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      You can't even go through with that level of diplomatic appeasement in the game, sadly.
      All this seems to mostly be what one could expect from any Alt-History fan who knows a bit of history but doesn't understand how politics in the present day functions.
      But you're right that it that aligns with someone playing PDX games and expecting a low world tension to be enough to conquer all of eastern europe.

    • @komin01
      @komin01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      sadly, every AI in it is Switzerland

    • @goodcookgaming5352
      @goodcookgaming5352 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@komin01 *Drew Durnil has entered the chat*

    • @thegame7039
      @thegame7039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was gonna comment that 🤣🤣

  • @gianlucatartaro1335
    @gianlucatartaro1335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    “Then there’s Ukraine, which is just second Russia. Just curb-stomp them easily.”
    *spends 9 months dramatically failing at curb-stomping*

    • @Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt
      @Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1 year soon

    • @HunterPrimeV23
      @HunterPrimeV23 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ștefan_cel_Mare_și_Sfânt and they're failing miserably too

    • @coajdka
      @coajdka ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@HunterPrimeV23 bro ukraine is losing nearly 1000 men a day theyre not winning

    • @HunterPrimeV23
      @HunterPrimeV23 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@coajdka No one is winning but Russia was losing captured territory faster then they captured it

    • @HunterPrimeV23
      @HunterPrimeV23 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coajdka Russia is losing a similar amount

  • @oleanderkazzy_
    @oleanderkazzy_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +882

    Russia: Hey Germany do you want an alliance? You can have Kalin- I mean Königsberg and Poland back. Maybe also the Central European countries.
    Germany: Nah man I think I'll pass.
    Russia: *My plan of world domination has failed*

    • @kartoshka36
      @kartoshka36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Merkel won't agreed to this. SURPRISE!

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Germany would reply with : ,, Ehm i allready rule over Europe dont need the drunk Russian to accomplish that....,,

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Russia has a declining local population... So technically if you want to play a numbers game you'd lose. Kaliningrad has a 0.8% german population by the way...

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Njuregen Declining populations can allways be fixed by going full family politics. This is (in political views) an easy thing to fix. The bigger problem comes after some years when you need infrastructure like schools and hospitals for the extra population.
      Non the less an easy Fix, maybe an open letter to the prime minister can help. They did it in Italy and it seem that they are pushing something out this years.
      We dont have to go to war in Europe and kill even more of us, better repopulate everything

    • @BarrettKillz
      @BarrettKillz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mission failed. We'll get 'em next time

  • @ndrgaming7344
    @ndrgaming7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3921

    “Ukraine is basically just second Russia, so just take that over using any means necessary”
    That aged like milk

    • @zacharyyassirgonzalez5694
      @zacharyyassirgonzalez5694 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Bruh

    • @jackmurray8456
      @jackmurray8456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      WDYM it's pretty accurate no?

    • @itzKyleM88
      @itzKyleM88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      I'd say it aged well to be honest, video is pretty accurate so far pointing out Ukraine would be one of the first places to invade.

    • @ndrgaming7344
      @ndrgaming7344 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@itzKyleM88 fair, I was mainly just pointing out how the video sorta made it seem as if it’d be a walk in the park, when as we can see it is clearly not

    • @sergeantsupreme4395
      @sergeantsupreme4395 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ndrgaming7344 ok

  • @bakrahabibi5471
    @bakrahabibi5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Hoi 4 players: Write that down, write that down.

    • @personalname2056
      @personalname2056 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol I taught the sane thing

    • @smartboi5354
      @smartboi5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      /annex all

    • @user-ptrb
      @user-ptrb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Кто нибудь русский знает??;!!;!;

    • @thundergaming1880
      @thundergaming1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally just saw snapback meme and now this game chasing me.

    • @smartboi5354
      @smartboi5354 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@thundergaming1880 resist the tempation, if you don't, you're gonna start doing hoi4 acheivments, and if you do, you will never be able to stop

  • @darkwingduckie7
    @darkwingduckie7 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Watching this in March 2022...
    Video: Ukraine is little Russia, invade Ukraine at any time.
    Putin: Good idea.
    Germany: Supplies weapons to the resistance in Ukraine.
    Putin: Well, there goes the alliance with Germany idea.

    • @techwithib
      @techwithib 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      When was Ukraine a resistance🤣🤣.

  • @pacodelazyfucc6344
    @pacodelazyfucc6344 5 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    Russia: *Takes over half of the world*
    Nato: Did anyone hear anything?

    • @tealablu3759
      @tealablu3759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Paco de lazy fucc nah, see, the antiquated alliances would force everyone back into war ala WWI

    • @zukunftverstehen
      @zukunftverstehen 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      AAHHAHAH, yes especially when national american terroristic organization moved more than inch eastwards since late 80s - it is all so, but just all the way round!

    • @Perrirodan1
      @Perrirodan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The most aggressive moves require that the USA is involved in some kind of civil war.

    • @nicholasrowley947
      @nicholasrowley947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zukunftverstehen ...You're Serb aren't you.

    • @iliamthaisvilella3159
      @iliamthaisvilella3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      NATO: *did anyone hear boom?*

  • @lordfoxgamingyt5579
    @lordfoxgamingyt5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    This angered Stalin's father who punished him severely

    • @atlasmahagony3367
      @atlasmahagony3367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Anwesha Prakash no its from history of th world I guess

    • @parthbonde2106
      @parthbonde2106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@atlasmahagony3367 Nooooooo

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Atlas Mahagony oh no...

    • @tomney4460
      @tomney4460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dooowwwwwwwww noooooooooooo

    • @lordfoxgamingyt5579
      @lordfoxgamingyt5579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tomney4460 French Revolution? Lmao

  • @TheTexas1994
    @TheTexas1994 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1550

    Russia: Putin, how many years do you plan to rule Russia?
    Putin: 8
    Russia: Okay Step down
    Putin: Sorry it’s turned sideways. I mean

    • @BARRACUDA009
      @BARRACUDA009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not funny :(

    • @ansh6370
      @ansh6370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@BARRACUDA009
      To the gulag!

    • @DZ477
      @DZ477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@timmtheilig6827 Yeah, fuck freedom and democracy! We support Putin!

    • @fiferplayeralt7118
      @fiferplayeralt7118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hail Putin or die

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      hahahaha

  • @Bawamba
    @Bawamba ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm in tears 😂This aged like milk!🤣"If you gotten to this point, just absorb mongolia and destroy China" 😂

    • @tritium1998
      @tritium1998 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Russia has to grovel to weaker countries but can simply seize Chinese territory in here.

    • @Bawamba
      @Bawamba ปีที่แล้ว

      Russia cant even take Ukraine. China have a population 30 times bigger than Ukraine.. Good luck goin to war with China if you're Russia. @@tritium1998

    • @Bawamba
      @Bawamba ปีที่แล้ว

      And they have a population 10 times bigger than Russia. @@tritium1998

  • @shackhurst
    @shackhurst 5 ปีที่แล้ว +689

    Ok comrade, we need to make Germany our ally. First we must make them stronger.
    *A few weeks later*
    Comrade, Germany is now in Moscow.

    • @broccoli_jaeger
      @broccoli_jaeger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Merkel would never accept Kaliningrad in the first place

    • @moodman1151
      @moodman1151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      More like
      *A few weeks later*
      Comrade, Germany is now few kilometers away from Moscow.
      *Three Years later*
      Comrade, Berlin is ours

    • @jaydupree418
      @jaydupree418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Germany's army is pretty weak nowadays.. for good reason.

    • @JaKingScomez
      @JaKingScomez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jaydupree418 funny Germany in the current situation hold of an Russian invasion. Not to mention more advance military technology and tactics, better allies, and bigger economy. Which means by the end of a war Germany will win since they can mobilize a bigger army.

    • @plzfixwolves955
      @plzfixwolves955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@broccoli_jaeger Because its full of Russians who want to be apart of Russia and not Germany.

  • @alt00875
    @alt00875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Next Up : How Switzerland plans to conquer the World by 2020

    • @M65V19
      @M65V19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Just to block bank accounts, I guess?

    • @rahmatbanua7009
      @rahmatbanua7009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Sky they'll counquer it with Swiss chees

    • @ivankenobenko5554
      @ivankenobenko5554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Or classic Luxembourg world conquest

    • @oilersridersbluejays
      @oilersridersbluejays 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The Swiss/Luxembourg/Icelandic Alliance.

    • @avelus5984
      @avelus5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Watch “Terceira Guerra Mundial” by DGP Mundo.

  • @gagaming5210
    @gagaming5210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +725

    Germany: "How big do you want the territory to be?"
    Russia: "Yes"

    • @nuclearelectronicdude4258
      @nuclearelectronicdude4258 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I Love it

    • @jorikito
      @jorikito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      "da"

    • @JeroenJA
      @JeroenJA 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      wow..
      Germany on your side, that Russia treis to do with cheap gas in real life,
      but any boundery change is any EU state is clearly not an option, certainly not for Germany that would for analogy reasons always avoid to seem an agressor in any way within Europe :-).
      that was already the case is 1990, so even the very start is wow, who the fuck wrote this bullshit? :p

    • @tabasscoproductions368
      @tabasscoproductions368 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      fuck off lick-bitch

    • @user-fl9fp5vi7d
      @user-fl9fp5vi7d 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Caboose me love Russian sperm

  • @nero9506
    @nero9506 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Here after Dugin's daughter was killed, apparently not everyone appreciated his book :)

    • @hudsondunn8385
      @hudsondunn8385 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I thought the book was bad but I didn’t think the book bombed that hard!

  • @deniz9415
    @deniz9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    I think this guy played too much Hearts of Iron IV.

    • @readisgooddewaterkant7890
      @readisgooddewaterkant7890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      True

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh

    • @sporksto4372
      @sporksto4372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Obviously

    • @aslkbgh
      @aslkbgh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he made it since the book was written in 1997

    • @deniz9415
      @deniz9415 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@aslkbgh good point

  • @aibh7903
    @aibh7903 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    This is a 4head Level plan
    “In order to take Ukraine, just take it”
    Truly genius

  • @SammyBoy818
    @SammyBoy818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1778

    Russia makes alliance with Germany
    Putin: Angela what’s up with the weird mustache

    • @leysont
      @leysont 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @IvanUbijoRusa Ah yes, Chancellor Angela Merkel, daughter of our beloved emperor Friedrich Wilhelm II.

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      "Idk, feeling antisemitic might delete later lol"

    • @plusxz821
      @plusxz821 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@devinthierault antisemitic science boost +34%

    • @nachoqualsevol554
      @nachoqualsevol554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Angela: We need gas and Sputnik V vaccines... ;)
      Putin: Done!

    • @abdmzn
      @abdmzn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@plusxz821 Wouldn't be science -50% because of the whole kicking Einstein and Jewish scientists thing?

  • @Ashadow700
    @Ashadow700 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Putin: "Hey, what if we, like.... did this for real?"
    Reality: "Then you lose. Badly"

    • @lionheart199
      @lionheart199 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Aging like milk

    • @Ashadow700
      @Ashadow700 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lionheart199
      Yeah, because wasting more than 30,000 men over 2 months to _not_ capture Avdiivka means Russia is winning. 😑

  • @zuko1569
    @zuko1569 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    America vs China vs Russia
    The most anticipated Agario battle

    • @lucian4615
      @lucian4615 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and then Japan comes with Levi Ackerman and dominates everything (and for the other members Naruto, Natsu, Goku, the Elric brothers, Saitama, Kaneki etc)

    • @19MAD95
      @19MAD95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      3 kingdoms

    • @butterybutterman7364
      @butterybutterman7364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@lucian4615 The US Makes Netflix Adaptations of all of them. The world is destroyed.

    • @MEMUspotter
      @MEMUspotter 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      This may happen in near future.

    • @MiA-kb3pi
      @MiA-kb3pi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lucian4615 NO ANYONE BUT SAITAMA

  • @r2b217
    @r2b217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +774

    When you treat Geopolitics like a HOI4 game…

    • @lioraselby5328
      @lioraselby5328 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And Russia is the only human player.

    • @kiaesmail2537
      @kiaesmail2537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's more like when you use cheat's

    • @likeadraw7722
      @likeadraw7722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @The Nova renaissance why attacking goddamn russia for tungesten when you have Portugal?

    • @augusth2212
      @augusth2212 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Geopolitic Simulator 4 😎

    • @Stonks1957
      @Stonks1957 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well it sorta going to plan

  • @polyspheremusic3417
    @polyspheremusic3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +693

    Switzerland be like:
    𝘽𝙚𝘼𝙪𝙏𝙞𝙁𝙪𝙡 𝙒𝙚𝘼𝙩𝙃𝙚𝙍 𝙏𝙤𝘿𝙖𝙔

    • @billy_boi
      @billy_boi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I see some squares thereee boiiii

    • @thevinhtran4409
      @thevinhtran4409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Spectator mode activate!

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Why would you go to war when you have Swiss chocolate?

    • @CompactStar
      @CompactStar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy cow, you have access to the font Gill Sans!

    • @polyspheremusic3417
      @polyspheremusic3417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🇨🇭🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭
      🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭
      🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭
      🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭

  • @thomasmaxon8911
    @thomasmaxon8911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Somehow this video turned out to be extremely prescient. Even Dugin is playing a major part in the invasion. Crazy.

    • @evgeniam685
      @evgeniam685 ปีที่แล้ว

      Everything is preplanned in our world in advance.

    • @qwerty-br9vv
      @qwerty-br9vv ปีที่แล้ว

      Dugin does not play any role in the invasion. Nobody actually givws a crap about him

  • @vm9522
    @vm9522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    *WW3 starts and all countries destroy themselves*
    Switzerland (chilling since WW1): Finally! After more than 100 years my grandplan to conquer the world has succeeded!

    • @acutechicken5798
      @acutechicken5798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Camping: a legitimate strategy.

    • @brinkipinki
      @brinkipinki 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Switzerland has been neutral before ww1

    • @NewPaulActs17
      @NewPaulActs17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Nolkin Blubaugh like triple that...

    • @riccardos2955
      @riccardos2955 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @Nolkin Blubaugh Its 500 Years without international Conflict and 200 since our last Civil War (wich by the way only 200 guys died)

    • @vitaobatera
      @vitaobatera 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antarctica will have a tropical climate by then. Not at all suffering with residual radioative oceans.

  • @anthonyn.7379
    @anthonyn.7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2566

    RLL: “You’ll need to fuel as much instability, separatism, and chaos as possible. Cause as much chaos and uncertainty as possible, and keep the US as distracted from world events with more domestic problems within.” Me watching this in June 2020: 😐
    Me returning in February 2022: 😑

    • @kevinrrobert
      @kevinrrobert 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Its fucking nuts man , scary close to whats happening

    • @glomerulonephropathy
      @glomerulonephropathy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Well fucking SHIT

    • @ryan_n05
      @ryan_n05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Well, we're screwed.

    • @BalletsBiggestFan
      @BalletsBiggestFan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheSpanishPotato and now my country is getting hacked.... everything the government the business everything hacked

    • @ryan_n05
      @ryan_n05 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BalletsBiggestFan What country do you live in?

  • @НиколаРадуловић-ц8м
    @НиколаРадуловић-ц8м 5 ปีที่แล้ว +694

    "Ukraine, which is basically second Russia"
    *TRIGGERED*

    • @Viktor007
      @Viktor007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It's not?

    • @Efsaaneh
      @Efsaaneh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @dachicagoan my man, they invaded it at the literal speed of light, plus they even had an agreement that russia acknowledges Ukraine's lands and never attacks it that cost 5000+ nukes given to russia for free, and yet they invaded it and Ukraine can't do anything about it because russia is too strong for them

    • @НиколаРадуловић-ц8м
      @НиколаРадуловић-ц8м 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Efsaaneh it was a joke tho

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If Ukraine is second Russia, Belorussia is only third?

    • @olympia5758
      @olympia5758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gabor6259 Belarus is technically part of Russia, just not officially.

  • @iunnor
    @iunnor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I like how the plan at the beginning is elaborate with getting countries to ally with Russia and then it devolves in to “just take the country lol”

    • @isaacheiss1565
      @isaacheiss1565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah man just walk in and take Ukraine, it'll be great

    • @itsfinby
      @itsfinby ปีที่แล้ว

      @@isaacheiss1565surely wouldn’t start a now 17 month invadion

  • @yoloswaggins2161
    @yoloswaggins2161 5 ปีที่แล้ว +584

    Pretty cool that they are writing post-soviet fan-fiction in Russia.

    • @lobobaltazar1322
      @lobobaltazar1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The worst thing is I see that America is doing this sort of thing all the time :S

    • @baam25th31
      @baam25th31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lobobaltazar1322 Isn't this common in every nation though?

    • @lobobaltazar1322
      @lobobaltazar1322 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@baam25th31 Truth be told- mostly yes. Just other countries are not so influential so Us sticks out from my biased point of view :)

    • @baam25th31
      @baam25th31 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@lobobaltazar1322Try to view it from a global point of view and it won't stick out as much as some other nations.

    • @Alligator009
      @Alligator009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one takes this stuff seriously. And this whole Video is stupid as shit anyway😂

  • @schievel6047
    @schievel6047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1512

    Russia: we need to keep the UK isolates from the rest of Europe
    UK: hold my beer

    • @djstanojevic
      @djstanojevic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

      Tea*

    • @antitheticalelysium413
      @antitheticalelysium413 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Here comes Brexit

    • @libyanmapping5408
      @libyanmapping5408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Noone can hold your beer since your isolated now :/

    • @toferg.8264
      @toferg.8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Pascal Jaeger , Independence, freedom, and a vote isn't the same thing as isolation. Duh!

    • @NeiNonni
      @NeiNonni 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      The point to note, of course, is that Russia actively involved itself in that, as per their interests. A little worrying.

  • @WingedBagels
    @WingedBagels 5 ปีที่แล้ว +473

    Hey Japan, sever your ties with the US and we'll give some tiny islands

    • @hall511
      @hall511 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      You underestimate how much Japan want the Kuril Islands back.

    • @zhengyuchen5786
      @zhengyuchen5786 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Alex Mercer They actually don't want US support if they have a choice, they just can't. Japan is eagerly trying to become a military and economically independent country.

    • @Texassince1836
      @Texassince1836 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Wouldnt be the first time Japan severed ties with the US at some tiny islands

    • @oldmountainhermit3347
      @oldmountainhermit3347 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@Texassince1836 Japan didn't have ties with the US before WW2 lol, the US had an embargo on Japan for invading pretty much all of eastern Asia. The US would probably have attacked them at some point and Japan destroyed the American fleet at Pearl Harbor to prevent that. WW2 in the Pacific did not break out over some tiny islands.

    • @Marcusjnmc
      @Marcusjnmc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Japan will only ever ally to a stable naval power in it's current economc situation, they'd unilaterally oppose chinese & russian pacific ambtions just to keep the oceans quiet, the ideal economic situation for the U.S would be Japan, India & Australia ect taking on control of more of those sea lanes themselves anyway, but the financial commitment is steep & none of them are too enthusiastic for it anyway, so they're all U.S allies by default & reliant on them.

  • @FewVidsJustComments
    @FewVidsJustComments ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “While Finland isn’t a member of NATO…”
    It is now.

  • @HCl431
    @HCl431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Russia: Hey Germany, want Kaliningrad back? You just need to get into an alli...
    Germany: Nope thanks I'm good
    When the first step of your grand plan fails so you literally can't do anything.

    • @arnold3768
      @arnold3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      True, there's like no reason for Germany to want it back. It's inhabited mostly by russians and is less advanced than the Western Europe countries...

    • @HCl431
      @HCl431 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@arnold3768 Russia actually asked germany about returning it in 1990 but germany declined.

    • @arnold3768
      @arnold3768 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@HCl431 oh wow nice, I didn't know that. 😮

    • @Nosirt
      @Nosirt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@arnold3768 russiais losing money in kaliningrad and wants to desperately give off to someone. it just a military post but does help much cause its still inside the denmak chokehold. russia would take crimea in a heartbeat they could trade kaliningrad. back when USSR was touching it, it was inexpensive, but now, russia spends insane amount of money to house, ship and all for that land that not usefull in any way. if war broke out, poland would take it within a day.
      germany on the otherhand does want few million russian in land less developed than hungary

    • @gott7574
      @gott7574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@dasmensh Sure, it is part of our history. But would it be worth it? No. Nothing of Königsberg is left.

  • @i-dislike-handles
    @i-dislike-handles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    1:55 "The US now has a large military presence in Afghanistan"
    Yeah... about that...

    • @sreyashhossain5020
      @sreyashhossain5020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hope taliban does not like ussr

    • @chillpodgaming5644
      @chillpodgaming5644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sreyashhossain5020 i hope too

    • @izawa9211
      @izawa9211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sreyashhossain5020 i Hope they do cuz if they dont they gonna take over russia

    • @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist
      @Marxist-Nixonist-Bidenist 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sreyashhossain5020 they like China more so

  • @lolno1554
    @lolno1554 5 ปีที่แล้ว +540

    Step 1: get an alliance with Germany.......
    Went well the first time did it

    • @arstotzka333
      @arstotzka333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @death33859 he is probably talking about 1939

    • @Timsturbs
      @Timsturbs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      well if this time germany will agree to buy oil instead of trying to steal it.. anyway they must get out of american occupation fist

    • @francescoazzoni3445
      @francescoazzoni3445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Get's an alliance with Germany
      Split Poland
      Hope they don't invade you
      Start building more tanks than they have bullets

    • @ильямакаров-п6н
      @ильямакаров-п6н 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@francescoazzoni3445 tanks are destroyed by bullets? (by the way, active militarization in the USSR began in the late 1920s, when after the English General strike, the Soviet leadership imagined the threat of war with the West. Later, amid the growth of fascism in Europe, militaristic sentiments only intensified)

    • @francescoazzoni3445
      @francescoazzoni3445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ильямакаров-п6н sorry, I'm italian and we use the same word for bullets and shells that's why i confused the two

  • @daniell1483
    @daniell1483 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Three years out, and we can kinda see elements of this at play in the Ukraine war today. The only element of this "plan" that seemed to work out was Russia getting cozy with Iran. But even this had the unintended side effect of lending Ukraine support from Saudi Arabia and Israel. Europe wasn't divided, Japan wasn't convinced, China goes lolno, and of course, the US has been paying close attention to everything. Either Dugin sucked at geopolitical strategy, or Russia was horrible in executing this plan. Honestly, probably a little of both.

    • @evgeniam685
      @evgeniam685 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you believe anything you are told on this channel. Russia simply restoring Tartaria, one big advanced civilization which once existed before great flood and was forgotten and erased from history. And after divide and conquer started

    • @Bruh-td7ex
      @Bruh-td7ex ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@evgeniam685 are you high bro, did you swallow a whole crack.

    • @happyfelix1440
      @happyfelix1440 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      They have helped to achieve Brexit.

  • @zynius
    @zynius 5 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    "Hi, my name is Dugin, and I forgot that other countries also have nuclear weapons"

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Dude completely forgot about India, which even when he wrote this was becoming a rising power.

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @james cordan A huge population is an advantage in War, not a detriment.
      It was the Only advantage the Russians had and they still crushed the Nazis with it.

    • @Rensune
      @Rensune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @james cordan India has Nukes, too.

    • @devindixon9009
      @devindixon9009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nuclear weapons are useless when you can disarm/shoot down via satellite. The nation who controls space controls the world and right now it's the US.

    • @aliakatoorvi5572
      @aliakatoorvi5572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Rensune india ki ghand me danda to pakistan ne diya hua he tum russ se kya muqabla karo ghe

  • @LazyCat010
    @LazyCat010 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "I thought the Soviet Union broke up."
    "That's what we wanted you to think! Ha ha ha ha!!!"

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      " *Laughs in Stalin* "

    • @owand5017
      @owand5017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      '' Red alert 3 theme starts playing ''

    • @kubofromsk
      @kubofromsk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The Simpsons 😂

    • @jdrab
      @jdrab 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's "xa xa xa" not hahaha :D

    • @JohnDoeKek
      @JohnDoeKek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Simpsons were right again.

  • @MelvinDukowski
    @MelvinDukowski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Dugin should have taken a geopolitics course on skillshare

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I see how Latin America and Africa aren't worth even mentioning in that book.

    • @steveget1186
      @steveget1186 ปีที่แล้ว

      Это не самые главные направления. У России там мало интересов. Если только заиметь плацдармы для борьбы с США или другим гегемоном в том полушарии.

  • @AMD_Fan_98
    @AMD_Fan_98 2 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    Putin saw this video and was like, "Wouldn't it be funny if we like, legit did this, in like, real life. That'd be sick."

    • @whatsmyname626
      @whatsmyname626 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      feel like he has been, massive political divide in US, Georgia war 08, Ukraine now, selling natural gas to Germany for years presumably to stay on good terms. All stinks if you ask me.

    • @ksipnios_the_original
      @ksipnios_the_original 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@rankum2392 Whose regime is far left? Putin's?

    • @temirlanmukashev6236
      @temirlanmukashev6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Also, UK leaving EU is definitely the work of Putin's lies and propaganda. Masterful manipulation of public opinion by using his fake news

    • @ronnynoneofyourbusinessgoo7892
      @ronnynoneofyourbusinessgoo7892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Dugin whose book this is discussing is the policy big thinker behind all this. He's like Putin & junta's court philosopher. That's why. I am not joking.

    • @mrlordsaif5708
      @mrlordsaif5708 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They're failing miserably conquering Ukraine, let alone the world lmao.

  • @HVLLOW99
    @HVLLOW99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1296

    Mercury
    Venus
    Blyat
    Mars
    Jupiter
    Saturn
    Uranus
    Neptune
    Pluto
    Solar System by 2150

    • @JamesBond-lk7pj
      @JamesBond-lk7pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      Blyat has only one natural satellite called Cyka

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@JamesBond-lk7pj
      All planets orbit around Blin which gives light to the system.

    • @jamesyboy4626
      @jamesyboy4626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Pluto ain't a planet and since it was discovered by an American I doubt they'd upgrade it to Igor or some shit.

    • @spidercollector9636
      @spidercollector9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Whoa, Pluto's a planet in the future?!

    • @HVLLOW99
      @HVLLOW99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@spidercollector9636
      Da

  • @oscarl-b8870
    @oscarl-b8870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    "The less the UK can influence European politics the better for you"
    Hmmmm.....

    • @timewalker6654
      @timewalker6654 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now they don't need to do anything

    • @Pemmont107
      @Pemmont107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HMMMMMMMMMM.....

    • @michaelball93
      @michaelball93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      We never influenced European politics BEFORE Brexit so it makes bugger all difference. Everything in the EU seems to revolve around what Merkel wants.

    • @KingCreeper-1026
      @KingCreeper-1026 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Michael Ball While the UK electoral commission has found no evidence of direct manipulation of the 2016 EU membership referendum, Russian bots spread significant amounts of pro-Brexit material online.
      Angela Merkel, as the chancellor of Germany, has a seat in the European Council, one of the four core institutions of the EU. She definitely isn’t the “EU Supreme Leader” assuming such a position even exists (which it doesn’t)

    • @gimpusroger5088
      @gimpusroger5088 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Michael Ball you’re stupid the uk was one of few nations that had a veto on any legislation that would pass we also drove the EU along with France and Germany into what it is now. Anyone with any 2 brain cells understands the EU does not work as Farage tells you it does

  • @TheMasterTeddy
    @TheMasterTeddy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    _"Russian Plan to Conquer the World"_
    *Russia invades Ukraine
    *Russia fails
    *Russia collapsed

    • @moshevsky3518
      @moshevsky3518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      💀💀💀 bro

    • @Lukas-lp2fz
      @Lukas-lp2fz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dich honk sieht man auch seit jahren überall

    • @couch72potato
      @couch72potato ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TheMasterTeddy in was für ner Welt lebst denn du ? Die Realität sieht anders aus

    • @steveget1186
      @steveget1186 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Пока исполнился только пункт про вторжение. И при последнем будет конец света из-за ядерного оружия.

    • @3aMonolit
      @3aMonolit ปีที่แล้ว

      @Steveget So how did you screw up in Afghanistan? Why did you need two wars in Chechnya? And why do you still not control it and pay the Chechen huge sums of money? Why didn't you just nuke them? You have already started psychosis due to the discrepancy between realities. Because for 70 years you have only heard how Europe is rotting, about America's foreign debt and about your own greatness. But this is only on TV, and in reality you are worthless. Your science has remained somewhere in the 80s, everyone who has money wants to be treated in the West, industry is all on Western equipment, half of your country lies in ruins, the quality of life is falling. Your army turned out to be nothing more than a corruption scheme and a paper tiger. All that remains in this psychosis is to scream about nuclear weapons. And what do you think, do you still have it? Because you know, people talk and they say that about 20% of your triad is left, and everything else has rotted and there is no way to use even this 20% with normal efficiency. You are screwed, your empire will fall, remnants will be denuclearized and time to pay debts will come.

  • @djtechzz
    @djtechzz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Everyone : Russia, How much land do you need?
    Russia(already the largest country): YES

    • @gaylefynaut562
      @gaylefynaut562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But not the most hospitable country. That’s a major problem for Russia. Lot’s of unusable land.

    • @evgeniam685
      @evgeniam685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@gaylefynaut562 that is what you think. And not what is in reality. :)

    • @Perririri
      @Perririri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok, tumour NORMIE

    • @collegepark301
      @collegepark301 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@evgeniam685 thats not what he thinks, 88% of the russian population lives in the europe part of the country, Russia's landmass is huge but most of it is not habitable and you cannot even process agriculture in north eastern siberia

    • @nicholastan8814
      @nicholastan8814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@evgeniam685 large part of siberia land is in permafrost

  • @FiscaalAftrekbaar
    @FiscaalAftrekbaar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +837

    Well it's not like Trump, Brexit and the wars in Ukraine and Syria are exactly fitting in this plan

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Robin 289
      Dont forget racial turmoil inside the US feed by internet echo chambers.

    • @marcopena7638
      @marcopena7638 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Jhon Krasnovskiy
      What? You feel alone in your parents basement, Patrick Little?

    • @ottopike6000
      @ottopike6000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @Alex Mercer but how long will it's economy remain stagnate if it regains European trust? Germany has a growing right wing movement, brexit happened, the USA is as polarised as it's ever been, and Europe is desperately dependant upon Russian oil.
      Probably next is to prop up the Iranian economy after Trump's sanctions, and put more pressure on the Ukraine.
      All according to plan.

    • @lazergaming884
      @lazergaming884 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      don’t forget Crimea, ongoing kinda invasion of Georgia and increasing relationships with Iran too. Russia is up to something maybe not like the book but something for sure.

    • @awddfg
      @awddfg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Jhon Krasnovskiy *_I found the triggered butthurt conservative._*

  • @bluepanther0368
    @bluepanther0368 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1338

    “Ensure Britain have as little say on European politics as possible”
    Brexit in a nutshell
    EDIT: thanks for 1K likes!

    • @DeadBaron
      @DeadBaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Don't forget the Antifa attacks and civil unrest in the US. The rampant SJWs all over social media. Google changing and hiding search results. Hmmmm...

    • @roadhigher
      @roadhigher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@DeadBaron Im sure Antifa is the problem and not, you know, the Radical White Supremacist Terrorism which has already killed Hundreds of people in America.

    • @overbassarberg9155
      @overbassarberg9155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Russia did Brexit?!?! Lolol

    • @abubacarrjalloh6229
      @abubacarrjalloh6229 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@DeadBaron If you think that "SJWs" and Antifa are major problems facing the US your just wrong. So what if there's a "sensitive group" of people online who seem to get offended over everything. The way that this is framed by the right implies that this "SJW" group can translate its opinions to domestic and foreign policy. I do not agree with what Antifa is supposedly doing, however there are much more important topics to discuss related to politics.

    • @DeadBaron
      @DeadBaron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@abubacarrjalloh6229 imagine thinking Antifa, who is attacking ICE facilities and attempting to shoot people in the streets, is not a threat. You'd have to be a moron to think they are not a terrorist organization.
      Also have to love the SJWs that support "punching Nazis" for voting for the wrong American politician.

  • @ComradeCorvus
    @ComradeCorvus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    People watching this in 2022: "Interesting."

  • @kikivoorburg
    @kikivoorburg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    3:51
    Wait hold up. “The less the UK can influence European politics the better”?!
    Did Russia cause Brexit?

    • @alexmiller-crook9017
      @alexmiller-crook9017 5 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      There is evidence of Russian propaganda influence yes

    • @levyroth
      @levyroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes 😊

    • @Tarix819
      @Tarix819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      There is no evidence whatsoever, its just remainer conspiracy theories. The EU is far more dangerous than Russia will ever be.

    • @hoi4noob765
      @hoi4noob765 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I still think it's british humor which caused Brexit

    • @KCzz15
      @KCzz15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Completely unrelated, we saw Germany up to their old tricks of trying to control all of Europe under its heel yet again, and we wanted none of that.

  • @creshiell
    @creshiell 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    "the less the UK can influence European politics, the better"
    *Brexit has entered the chat*

    • @drillndeckur8788
      @drillndeckur8788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It never ends

    • @demono6708
      @demono6708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let’s see who’s laughing when we uno Reverse card russia and start funding resistance groups in Europe. Again.

    • @xavierliem2685
      @xavierliem2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *UK has left the chat*

    • @cianakril
      @cianakril 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@demono6708 UK funding resistance groups in EU would be awesome. Do it.

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@cianakril Have you seen Eastern Europe? They're already sick of the EUs shit without us doing anything

  • @breyka4665
    @breyka4665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Toyota Corolla enthusiast explains how to conquer the world in less than a century

    • @bradlemmond
      @bradlemmond 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Then world leader would be chauffeured in a Toyota Century.

    • @charlesdavis7142
      @charlesdavis7142 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Search on google---->-global truth project

  • @zector0
    @zector0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    No need to translate that book, since we can just sit back and enjoy the 3D movie as its being played out around us.

  • @Debilas2007
    @Debilas2007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    Russia: China must be destroyed
    China: *uno reverse card*

    • @danilonastasovic89
      @danilonastasovic89 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      *conoravirus*

    • @jacksonjohsn750
      @jacksonjohsn750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Cyanidex s this made me laugh so loud 💀

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *Cough in Chinese*

    • @amadexi
      @amadexi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was probably thought back when China was less powerful and was trying to leave the USSR influence.
      Nowadays, Russia and China are close allies and have the same Eurasian vision.

    • @unixboy93
      @unixboy93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *Tsar bomb detonate on Beijing*

  • @therealbrappuccino
    @therealbrappuccino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    Russia: Hey Fi--
    Finland: *HENRIK, GET THE SKIIS. WE FIGHT FOR THE LEGACY OF MANNERHEIM, WE FIGHT FOR SUOMI!*

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bruh

    • @normalguyyt6453
      @normalguyyt6453 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@COWP I was you on a different comment

    • @torpedohippo8493
      @torpedohippo8493 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Henrik?

    • @rasmusvainio3774
      @rasmusvainio3774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @FuranDuron what

    • @COWP
      @COWP 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Normalguy YT what

  • @ssik9460
    @ssik9460 4 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Putin: tell me a joke
    Eu: Ice free ports
    Putin: I don’t get it
    Eu: exactly

    • @_NOBODY_8888
      @_NOBODY_8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Russia is looking at Pakistan's Gwadar port.

    • @HolmesOO7
      @HolmesOO7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@_NOBODY_8888 nope. China is

    • @_NOBODY_8888
      @_NOBODY_8888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@HolmesOO7 China isn't the only country. All stan countries and Russia have signed agreements with Pakistan which will allow them to use Gwadar port.

    • @hobas-l5g
      @hobas-l5g 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Kaliningrad, my dude

    • @LancesArmorStriking
      @LancesArmorStriking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@hobas-l5g
      Is limited to Europe.
      Not very useful for international trade.
      This is also why China eyes Taiwan- they don't care that it's a democratic Chinese nation. So is Singapore, they don't bat an eyelash. They want open access to the Pacific, and Taiwan is the easiest way.
      Japan and Korea are allied with the U.S., who wants to keep potential rivals down. Same old story as with USSR- stop them from having an economy

  • @murilo7794
    @murilo7794 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How it would actually go:
    "Germany, we could..."
    "No!"
    "But we..."
    "No! Fuck you!"

  • @what-mj3kw
    @what-mj3kw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +872

    pls do how vatican city plans to conquer the world by 2100

    • @kenaj30
      @kenaj30 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      They did conquer Poland so who knows...

    • @YellowSquidsBootyAttack
      @YellowSquidsBootyAttack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I don’t mind living under the pope’s rule but Russia HECK NAW

    • @alveolate
      @alveolate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      plot twist: vatican already conquered the world in 325

    • @carlosdibene6823
      @carlosdibene6823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's already in movement. In 2099 the day of the final judgment will come and all the death will rise and take the land of catholic countries creating havoc, by 2100 all the new land ruled by the dead will by loyal to one crown, the Vatican City. There you go

    • @greatcanadianmoose3965
      @greatcanadianmoose3965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      No, canada.... just canada.

  • @CJusticeHappen21
    @CJusticeHappen21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    *Russia:* "Hey, Germany! It's Russia! Hey, remember how much you love taking over other countries?"
    *Germany:* "IT IS 3 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING."

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      russia: you need to get up, at 5:45 we invade poland

    • @brendenpeterson5684
      @brendenpeterson5684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@christian9125abd Germany: Come on Russia, we're too old to play those games

    • @christian9125abd
      @christian9125abd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@brendenpeterson5684 germany 31 years old, russia 29 years old..... i don't think so

    • @terraformedmarsobjectcosmos
      @terraformedmarsobjectcosmos 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@christian9125abd *Germany revolution*

  • @under_score3829
    @under_score3829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    Hmm. Some of this "alternate history" sounds strangely familiar...
    3:57
    5:05
    7:00

    • @AbrahamSalazar210
      @AbrahamSalazar210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      3:57 - Brexit?
      5:05 - Russian/Ukranian Border tensions?
      7:00 - The rise of radical groups on US soil (e.g. antifa, self-proclaimed marxists/communists)?

    • @Julio974
      @Julio974 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      They might be trying to start that plan. It's not necessarily in the order of the video, for example Germany would have to wait the AfD to win elections for the europe conquest to be viable.

    • @tacticalfall4505
      @tacticalfall4505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Come on, get it to 69 likes

    • @Gallic_Gabagool
      @Gallic_Gabagool 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@AbrahamSalazar210 plus right-wing militias and donald trump kek

    • @faragar1791
      @faragar1791 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My thoughts exactly. All of this fits a little too well with current geopolitical events.
      The good news is that we now know Russia's possible playbook and can be countered.

  • @millerrepin4452
    @millerrepin4452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Russia: alright lets try what it says in this book
    Ukraine: I'm gonna have to stop you right there

  • @tejxer7926
    @tejxer7926 2 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Germany: "Work as hard as you can to set up an alliance with"
    The UK: "Just cut them off and keep them isolated from the rest of Europe"
    Ukraine: "Which is basically just second Russia so... just take all that over using whatever means you can"
    Well, about that...

    • @martyc909
      @martyc909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I think Putin’s been trying to do this with Qanon and BritExit. But Ukraine isn’t folding. Man, I’ve said this for a long time, Ukraine has TOUGH people. Even the comedians are tough.

    • @mjtrommel
      @mjtrommel 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      this actually scary. Not like putin read that book or anything
      ....

    • @josephstalin331
      @josephstalin331 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@martyc909 They will lose. also, tough people? when did they fought? it was the Russians who protected the from ottomans and Germans 2 times comedians aren't tough, just USAs puppet. You kid ate all the west propaganda well-done now watch them fall.

    • @talltroll7092
      @talltroll7092 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@josephstalin331 Still watching, Uncle Joe, still watching

    • @onetimebear5681
      @onetimebear5681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@martyc909 It isn't the Russians fault the UK left the EU, it's the English.

  • @TaraZaraChara
    @TaraZaraChara 4 ปีที่แล้ว +804

    "All without a shot being fired"
    Romanian and Hungarian revolutions: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Homer-OJ-Simpson
      @Homer-OJ-Simpson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Phoenia's Productions he meant without a shot from NATO.

    • @Phoenix_The_HeroHater
      @Phoenix_The_HeroHater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very

    • @пенисничоек
      @пенисничоек 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, everything is a joke for Russia

    • @lisz1570
      @lisz1570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sloidarność:
      am i a joke to you

    • @inactive859
      @inactive859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lithuanian independence im i a joke to you!?

  • @matthewwilson7635
    @matthewwilson7635 3 ปีที่แล้ว +570

    Russia: Writes a book on how to take over the world
    Germany: First time?

    • @psmonish8735
      @psmonish8735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior Ado- nonono Austrian painter"

    • @st.robespierre
      @st.robespierre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Have you read the book? I’ve read the first few chapters. It’s an interesting read, to say the most.

    • @TheBooklyBreakdown
      @TheBooklyBreakdown 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@st.robespierre you know russian?

    • @st.robespierre
      @st.robespierre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@TheBooklyBreakdown lol my bad. I was referring to Mein Kampf. I was not clear at all in my comment.

    • @lucaschiantodipepe2015
      @lucaschiantodipepe2015 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@st.robespierre Mussolini said that the Mein Kampf was a "brick I never could finish to read". When a book is hard to be read is considered here "a brick".

  • @samsargent284
    @samsargent284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Well this video just became scarily relevant again

  • @DaydreamingSwede
    @DaydreamingSwede 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    Me watching this in 2019: thats actually fairly cool, i dont think its ever going to happen tho.
    Me watching this now mid 2020: *sweats nervously*

    • @greyson42
      @greyson42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      haha

    • @aftrrdark
      @aftrrdark 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't worry

    • @aftrrdark
      @aftrrdark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      If our government will do this

    • @aftrrdark
      @aftrrdark 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      They will be suspended next day

    • @lucasharvey8990
      @lucasharvey8990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Johan Jacobs yes, exactly. But that "someone else," in this scenario, are actually two someone elses, both of which would have little issue with mass murder and brutal oppression. The US is acting as the World's police force, but it's all in the name of freedom and democracy, and so you can expect at least some good to come from it. If this ridiculous scenario would play out, then Russia and Germany would be acting as World police, with nothing more than death to come from it. It would possibly be done in the name of justice, or be explained away as a totally necessary thing, but ultimately the world powers would act in ways that can only be described as evil. At least the US is trying to spread freedom, democracy, and other things that make citizens happier and make countries function better. Sometimes profits can be made along the way, and sometimes that will influence where efforts are focused, but ultimately the US has soft power across the entire globe, not just the oil-abundant Middle East. It sends a message - that the core values that the USA was founded upon mean something.

  • @NewNicator
    @NewNicator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    “It’s not like Estonia is already part of Germany’s sphere of influence or anything...” **chuckles in Euro**

  • @eaglesummit9324
    @eaglesummit9324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel like Putin has missed a few steps currently