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First day of being born, the baby is heavy, but is backed with muscle. Oh my god, imagine it growing up and being as strong as its parents. I would love to see that ngl.
You missed the part about Garen and Katarina having secret encounters in between battles, and Garen always came back "fatigued" but not hurt. So it makes Garen and Katarina oficial bangers.
If you played into Cassiopeia's Spirit Blossom event she says that she's annoyed by her sister (Katarina) and her spinning oaf of a husband (presumably Garen) fun fact :')
The only thing I have to say about Garen and Katarina is that in-game, Tahm Kench will say to Garen, "You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her." And to Katarina he says, "Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him."
@@ArmoredPandaa To be fair, most Void spawn are created in the void, by the void(watchers). Rek’sai is the only void creature (that we know of) that has managed to reproduce (or produce) on Runeterra. So no concrete info either way, 50/50. But deserves to be mentioned as a potential banger, since that is currently a trait unique to her. @necrit Justice for Rek’sai!!
In the ruined king game, there is also a scene where illaoi offers braum to stay on her room to pass the night, but braum basically said to focus on the fight not on the horny
Darius is a father, his lover says he unknownly sent his son to war and died, and its hinted heavily that the girl who kills his lover is his daughter in that comic
Swain also hints at that when he W's Darius and says "No daughters, only soldiers", hinting at the fact that he does have daughters yet only see them as soldiers, like the girl who kills his lover.
I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.
@@not58me "Just missed", I doubt its easy to miss something like that, especially if you speak english fluently. Its bad if he misses something, because if Necrit states something untrue about the lore all people who watch him will think its canon
Draven: (looks at a card) _"You're not the father!"_ Yasuo: (starts breakdancing) Riven: (gasp) _"What?!_ Draven: (looks once more at the card saying 'Zac') Draven: _"And now time for a commercial break!"_
i wish we got a story where draven spends years trying to find Ryze just so he can get a clone of himself and finally love someone (or himself i guess?) as much as he loves himself, and Ryze creates Draven Draven
Aphelios: "while you are busy courting, I was training, while you are having pleasure, I gritting my teeth due to pain and hardship in mastering my weapons, while you mastered the way of banging, I become one of the most broken champion"
My boy Yasuo barely managed to fall in love with one girl and he's already traveling to meet another one. Such is the life of a wandering dandy Also Pantheon staying true to his sigma grindset. No women, no fun, only fighting the gods
according to what we learnt from arcane the dude prefers to stare at magical thing in his basement and rarely sees other people so no wonder he’s a virgin
It's something to note that Alune can only see through Phel's sight when he's under the effect of the poison, as far as I'm aware. Which is pretty much any time he's in battle, but..still.
Wasn't every girl in the Ruined King's party thirsty for Braum. That man is an entire unit. But man has his priorities straight, Poros don't feed themselves. Yeah Nami too is probably banger, fish girl has a poly relationship with two Marais forgot their names but one is a male guardian Marai who doesn't chill and the other female Marai who sings all the time I think.
Ekko mightve had a crush on Jinx, but since they were kids wasn't really that looked into, but being adults now, he might still feel for her though as he says something like "I liked you more when you didn't talk to guns",
If the series continues and fleshes out more of the continent, including all the other regions, I think riot will adopt that and retcon the current canon lore. I mean, it's easier to build a story on a tangible cohesive media rather than kinda connected ones like the comics and what not. But idk, time will tell. Hope it does come to that tho since I'm a huge fan of the story telling of arcane.
Given Mordekaiser in his previous life was a Tyrant that tormented the majority of Valoran. I'm gonna say he probably had concubines and also got it through...less...legitimate means...
I don't think Mordekaiser gave enough of a shit for that tbh, he probably only had the goal of taking over Valoran in his mind and didn't want to waste time on that
4:34 Actually I don't believe it's 'almost', it's heavily implied that Decius (Quilletta's son that died in battle) and potentially Invetia (her second-in-command) as well are Darius' children with her. She dies right before dropping it on him that Decius was (probably) his son. It's speculation, but at the same time, it's at least heavily implied. And looking at Invetia's hair and skin colors, they match Darius to a T, while her eyes look close to his as well from what can be seen as well.
@@stormson6129 don't know if you're joking, but to answer your question : his whole lore if the fact that he's trying to find/revive his wife whom he loves very much (to the point it's a joke in the fanbase, but in fact it's Logic his dead self is obsess about it, like kalista with vengeance and other undead with a final will before their death) So yes, he most certainly ''banged''
Kat and garen is heavily implied when also looking at legends of runeterra where one of their interactions is talking about meeting together under the cover of night
Even though Veigar is over 1,500 years old, it's highly unlikely he's banged, given his comical obsession with the theatrics of villainy. It's possible he did it at some point before he was capture and driven insane by Mordekaiser, but we have no way of knowing for sure.
I want to see more Veigar and Lulu interaction. Two isolated yordle outcasts. One wants to bring pure evil and chaos, but ends up helping people, the other wants to help others, but ends up causing chaos!
@@siorai2089 lulu is the one who tries to help but ends up causing chaos veigar tries doing bad stuff but ends helping people every yordle has something ironic about them
the entirety of veigar lore is how mordekaiser used him for evil but once veigar escaped he only thought of evil things but ironically he ends up either helping people are doing mundane things like messing with farms
some of his predictions were off tho. people in prison do bang. so theres a good chance sylas likes some of that homie love. and slaves also have sex. that how baby slaves are created. so xerath was bangin also.
@@tenritniehtnoyugmodnar5661 he used to be camilles lover and also the man that turned her body mechanical. He offered her to run away with him but she refused because of her duty to her family. After her surgery he disappeared from her life because he couldnt stand seeing her like that
Darius' lover wasn't pregnant she already had a son named Decius, he died at war and it is speculated Darius was his father. Sejuani's bio states that she was born from a political marriage, but her mother left her to be with Udyr, while they probably banged, Udyr is likely only Sejuani's Oathfather.
@@JinKolmak_TaKo Swain says "No daughters, only soldiers" because where the comic implied that Decius was Darius' son, the community for some reason assumed Invetia was also his daughter which was never implied.
I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.
@@tamas9554 "and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon" This. This right here, it's always bothered me. I'm a fan of Necrit, I've been following his channel for over five years- before he started to blow up. So I can, with confidence, say he's wrong a LOT. I think you're right in that it has to do with the language barrier, but he's misinterpreted so many things over the years. Now that his channel is huge though everything treats his interpretations like law, and it peeves me out because they're not. Oh well, at least a lot more people are into the lore now thanks to him, so I can't really complain.
this is my first necrit vid, but I honestly wasn't impressed with the accuracy. Yes this is a meme vid so accuracy doesn't really matter, but still. There were a lot of stretches and assumptions as well. Just one example, 5:28 he presents a direct quote as hard evidence. Problem is, it doesn't prove his point at all. Just that Elise is the dominant one in the household, with no sexual connotations.
Hey Necrit, you forgot to mention Lucian and Senna's interaction where Lucian questions about Senna's weapon size, with being told by Senna that size doesn't matter, only how you use it, elucidating Lucian in such a way that only a man could be elucidated. It's also funnier if we add that joke that black men have huge "guns", so Lucian may have never thought that way?
Senna also "joked" to Lucian that when she was stuck in Thresh's lantern she met a ghoul and made ghoul babies. Anyways thinking about it how do you comfort a suffering soul/s.
"Don't bang Evelynn! She'll likely to tease you before ripping you face off." Don't threaten me with a good time Necrit! At least I'll die with pleasure in the end.
Illaoi is also Gangplank's ex, so having her be with Braum would both give her a new partner that treats her right and tell a needed story about an OLDER woman who gets a second chance at romance. My only regret is how it'd make her not pass the Ali Nahdee test.
Didnt Ekko have a crush on Jinx, saying in one of his voice lines 'I used to have a crush, before she started talking to the gun' or something of the sorts. So if jinx didn't go crazy they could have been a thing
I think it’s implied that Evelyn had some kinky times with Steem in LOR. Idk if that counts but I feel like demons fall into Vastaya territory when it comes to sex. Also I remember my friend and I laughing our heads off at the Zed and Shen story, because their ex kinda told Zed you never loved me like this wasn’t about me, and like 10 minutes prior I had halfheartedly said watch him be gay, and for some reason anytime I make random predictions something backs it up like 10 minutes later.
Given Mordekaiser previous rule of most of Valoran, and his heavy inspiration from Genghis Khan, I’d say it’s save to assume he had some wives or concubines…
@@Significantharrassment I’ve always said this since his rework, I’d love to see a new faction introduced for Mordekaiser and his generals similarly to the Shadow Isles
Regarding marriages: Marriages, especially political marriages, were not considered official (or would have been null and void) if the couple did not have sex on the wedding night. The point of the marriage is the joining of bloodlines together officially. This was such a big thing that it wasn't unusual for someone to be in the room with the newly weds to make sure that they did the deed. As such, anyone with a "political marriage" in their background - regardless of who is dominant - can be assumed to have had sex.
Vi and Caitlyn were put on a valentine's day card with "You're hot, cupcake." by the UK/IE/NORDIC Wild Rift twitter too, so i'd say Vi and Caitlyn are def a thing in core universe as well
Remember the image for the lunar year as well. Vi and Caitlyn are holding very close to each other among other canon couples like Lucian and Senna. So I feel like they're also canon in core universe ❤️
Teemo and Tristana are pretty strongly implied to be a thing. While skinline lore isn't mainline canon, their whole Firecracker storyline is Teemo taking Tristana home to meet his family, and their splashart has them on a romantic date with hearts in her eyes.
Garen and Kat are still heavily referenced in league as having a "secret" relationship or at minimum liking each other. Kats legendary skin makes and offhand remark about garen and Legends of runterra is almost comical with how it shows them. Wether these count as Canon or not is up for debate but riot does still jokingly show them at times
Yes because in old lore when the league of legends was a canon thing they met and dated there I think but now that lore is long gone so it isn't clear if it is canon or not, definitely not confirmed
I want Shyvana and Jarvan to be official, demacia having a half dragon heir could make so much delicious drama. Also Syndra and Zed, they just look cool to me
YES! Shyvana and J4 needs to be together! I mean, need I say more?! The conflict in Demacia would finally move forward because lots of peopla wouldn't want a half dragon as their queen, and there would likely be a war! I'd love it damn, Ana x Jarvan are my fav couple after all
It’s probably canon at least that J4 loves Shyvana, since he mentioned loving one of their kind when talkin Sylas, but considering what happened to J3 and the Ruination, man it probably threw a wrench in that relationship.
@@rimurutempest4945 All we need is a Shyvana rework, so their story can move forward! Also, Shyvana is in love w/ Jarvan too I think. League of Runaterra has a voice line when Ana dies and she mourns Jarvan's name so...
@@sebastianbogac4248 god I hope they move her story Pantheon style rather than rework it totally. Like, maybe she accept’s her dragon side more and she grows because of it or something
@@rimurutempest4945 she'll likely get a rework in the future after or before Skarner since Riot doesnt wanna work on that champion cuz they thought Ana will win it. Soooo a visual update and a more complex backstory would be fine as hell. We need her to be Demacias queen!!
I love Tryndamere and Ashe story. It was political so tryndamere's tribe could survive after what Aatrox did to them. Ashe agreed to help because she them as great warriors. The two lead as husband and wife that, because of their current interactions and both leadership, they began to fell for eachother
Regarding Vi and Caitlyn, it's not just the Arcane thing. While most of the hints can be read ambigiously, some of Vi's voicelines (LoR and an exclusive text line in Wild Rift) are just... Let's just say no amount of mental gymnastics allows for any other interpretation, once you compile everything. They _definitely_ are banging in the game universe.
they were very good friends that lived together in an apartment for 58 years and got matching friend rings unironically though, the fact that it's not official yet feels more like laziness than hesitation
@@Crabgar I know there were hints ever since Vi came out, but I think Riot only really committed to teasing it in 2020. Probably because of Arcane (it was meant to come out in 2020, after all...) But yeah, Riot has this habit of playing dumb, especially with LGBT pairs. Most likely in order to not provoke player bases from... let's just say "certain countries". We practically have to get answers out of them with hot pliers. I wonder how they will handle Arcane, probably just make sure any "action" can be easily cut for "said countries' versions" without breaking the story.
@@Crabgar Official Riot account posted explicit art in valentine's and lunar year for caitvi they're literally pushing the ship in everyone's faces. It's not that Riot's scared of admitting them its the fact that caitvi's confirmation in arcane's season 2 will take two years
He won't Cause if he does so he has to face responsibility and if he runs away from it he will be no different from his father who abandoned him Plus Sett is a mama's boy
My understanding of Leona and Diana was that they were sisters for the longest time because someone mentioned that while I was playing and I never bothered to actually look it up. Then all of a sudden they were in a romantic relationship and I started wondering if one of the writers from riot was actually an Alabaman.
They were supposed lovers from the start I think(l think their designer mentioned this) but I think riot was afraid to realize this idea but now times changed and they can make it Canon but they were supposed to be lovers from the start I think
Broooo, right as you said “we all know that she is lover didn’t…” I got an ad for a Kit Kat and it just made a breaking noise. Fuck the comedic timing of that ad.
The absolute chad of a child Illaoi and Braum would make
First day of being born, the baby is heavy, but is backed with muscle. Oh my god, imagine it growing up and being as strong as its parents. I would love to see that ngl.
That baby would be born with a mustache and the ability to bench press the Charming Lady. Also, a poro somehow.
An iceborn following the teachings of Nagakabouros... the potential of such a child.
A literal UNIT
Girl with a beautiful mustache!
"Everyones doing it, mostly" Surely not the average League player
facts
Ong
Good. Sex is dirty and meaningless.
@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 not really i dont view it has meaningless, i don't want kids tho.
@@commentateur-connaisseur-c1414 I kinda see your point but biology disagrees.
You missed the part about Garen and Katarina having secret encounters in between battles, and Garen always came back "fatigued" but not hurt. So it makes Garen and Katarina oficial bangers.
Why did he skip VI? I don't know.
@@tomatoheadfd He Did Vi with Cait
@@rootlo vi and cait can't bang
@@adamantobserver8655 why
@ogur wym why??
If you played into Cassiopeia's Spirit Blossom event she says that she's annoyed by her sister (Katarina) and her spinning oaf of a husband (presumably Garen) fun fact :')
Nooiceeeee... wait cassio and kat sisters?
@@ShadowMonarchGod yes. talon is their adopted brother
There are funnny lines between garen and katarina.
Isn't Elise in that family too? She might be referring to her and if she is then Necrit already went over that
@@gakkari9668 iirc no, kat, cass, and talon are of house du cutou and elise is part of a different house but i dont remember the name
Jhin would climax in the 4th thrust.
and gain movement speed to flee
*P E R F E C T I O N*
He also would have a harem of 4.
"Hit and Run"
Jhin could probably go for 4 rounds
*Without reloading*
Well to quote Skooch: "Kayn cannonically has zero bitches."
And with Rhaast he will have bitches in minus.
No bitches??? 🥺
L+ratio+no bitches+touch a real weapon+get consumed.
@@aatroxtheworldender933 I fully believe that Rhaast is more of a hit with the ladies than Kayn.
just a random gd player: „Mr. Cauliflower that's something Aatrox or asol would say”
I the part about the weapon was inspired by Aatrox's taunt
The only thing I have to say about Garen and Katarina is that in-game, Tahm Kench will say to Garen, "You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her." And to Katarina he says, "Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him."
YES!!!!! His quotes and Illaoi's are my favourite regarding Garen and Kata
@federica_napoli
I'm a real big fan of all of Tahm Kench's quotes. He's such a sophisticated speaker, but still sassy at the same time. He's great.
@@rsprodftw1 so true, he's really soothing to listen to
I think they used to be married but then chose work over love
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA DON'T BE SHY, DON'T LET THAT THING GO BY. YOU WANNA. *KISS THE GIRL* -The Kench
I believe there's a part in a story that refers to Swain and LeBlanc as "Enemies with Benefits"
if swain and leblanc are in the same team, swain says something like "i guess this makes us enemies with benefits"
ig he mean it politically
Totally missed Rek’sai. She’s the only void born with children, papa cho must be hard at work.
Sure shes a mother, but we dont know how voidborn reproduce, so maybe she never banged anyone
yep i dont know what happened to gentleman cho gath after corporate mundo acquired his company must be really hard feeding all the kids
maybe Rek' sai reproduces herself when she eats a lot of "mass"
Ex. 100 kg of food, could be 10 void spawns or whatever they call them.
As far as I know void creatures don't bang. She might as well puke out the children.
@@ArmoredPandaa To be fair, most Void spawn are created in the void, by the void(watchers). Rek’sai is the only void creature (that we know of) that has managed to reproduce (or produce) on Runeterra. So no concrete info either way, 50/50. But deserves to be mentioned as a potential banger, since that is currently a trait unique to her. @necrit Justice for Rek’sai!!
Anyone knows. Draven needs to clone himself to find the right one.
I just hope his girl version is pretty or without a beard on her face D:
@@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 the beard adds flavor
@@bennetttheunluckyguy6428 dravens clone would clearly not be a girl ;)
There is a rule34 market for DravenxNeeko then
@@r_A_ven then a clone draven in a dress :/
In the ruined king game, there is also a scene where illaoi offers braum to stay on her room to pass the night, but braum basically said to focus on the fight not on the horny
Braum usual W
you forgot Twisted Fate and Graves. they are banging. Canonically.
Kha'Zix still has a head so we know he didn't get some action in the void.
Lmao Praying Mantis
So yes head?
I guess we can say he *got head*
LMAO everybody in my country calls him a cockroach........and I don't know why?
@@old_potato6921 idk maybe some flash backs to that time his R gave him some resistances and he was hard to kill like one
Darius is a father, his lover says he unknownly sent his son to war and died, and its hinted heavily that the girl who kills his lover is his daughter in that comic
Swain also hints at that when he W's Darius and says "No daughters, only soldiers", hinting at the fact that he does have daughters yet only see them as soldiers, like the girl who kills his lover.
Draven gonna be a good uncle.
I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.
@@tamas9554 dude his English is just fine he probably just missed something
@@not58me "Just missed", I doubt its easy to miss something like that, especially if you speak english fluently. Its bad if he misses something, because if Necrit states something untrue about the lore all people who watch him will think its canon
Draven: (looks at a card) _"You're not the father!"_
Yasuo: (starts breakdancing)
Riven: (gasp) _"What?!_
Draven: (looks once more at the card saying 'Zac')
Draven: _"And now time for a commercial break!"_
Context?
@@Matt-qp8zt Zac x Riven is her most Popular ship. And they are a cute couple in my opinion
@@KenseiShiroi cant imagine zac being with riven 😵💫 its too fucked up
Aphelios: *Never Scored*
Sett: Sounds like free real estate
Vk
The Evelynn one is so true LMAO
Her voice lines are so suggestive but then she pulls up and destroys your face with her ulti
Read this as her UTI
Eve and TF fucked in the old lore
Bold of him to assume her ripping my face off wouldn't be fulfilling to me
@@jeanpierre9721 it's only a skin
@@opheliebell22 Old lore
i wish we got a story where draven spends years trying to find Ryze just so he can get a clone of himself and finally love someone (or himself i guess?) as much as he loves himself, and Ryze creates Draven Draven
Or maybe he meets Neeko and becomes Draven Draven in an attempt to outdraven her
this comment is a roller coaster, I love it
selfcest lmao
@StarChaser909 female draven will be great
why would ryze be able to do that?
Aphelios: "while you are busy courting, I was training, while you are having pleasure, I gritting my teeth due to pain and hardship in mastering my weapons, while you mastered the way of banging, I become one of the most broken champion"
200 years of collective experience...but at what cost? 😂
Me, an Ezreal main: "my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."
Same, but im not suprised Ezreal hasn't scored tbh
Wasn't there a a meme thing between ezreal and taric?
The official THEY BE FUCKIN list, thank you Necrit
LMAOOOO WEAKKK XDDDD
IM FUCKIN CRYING LMAOOOOO
They do be fuckin
I almost fell out of my chair reading this lmao
lmaaooooo xD
I can imagine Aphelios' sister coaching him when he's getting laid...
"stop licking there, that's not where it is"
"My ghost sister teaches me how to flirt with girls" sounds like an amazing Light Novel title I'm not going to lie
It's sad that he trained with so many weapons, but not his own
@@libsoric6693 that's an anime title you got there
I really get some Alabama vibes from Aphelios and Alune tho
Lol haahahah
Braum: Excuse me, (dies)
Illoai: Hmmm, I like it
the fact that this video has 3x or even more views than the usual for necrit tells us a lot about the league community xD
Fun fact: I once spent about 3 hours discussing this topic with friends
Same
Must have been a very fun 3 hours.
Fun fact: You're lucky
Fun Fact: Nice
It made for a surprisingly good bit of bonding
My boy Yasuo barely managed to fall in love with one girl and he's already traveling to meet another one. Such is the life of a wandering dandy
Also Pantheon staying true to his sigma grindset. No women, no fun, only fighting the gods
And occasionally trying to learn baking.
Pantheon sigma male grindset > Viktor sigma male grindset
@@Miraihi youll never be baker. That line hit him hard... RIP BOZO
@@maximegagnier8448 nah pantheon and viktor grindset belongs in the hall of chads.
@@dazedfaze3801 together with braum. poros > all else
I think Draven does get laid, but he requires a room full of mirrors before doing so.
Viktor's Legends of Runeterra line "the needs of flesh are the enemies of intellect," made me think that he wouldn't be on the banged list...
Could be that line is coming from beating the meat experience and not the actual experience.
according to what we learnt from arcane the dude prefers to stare at magical thing in his basement and rarely sees other people so no wonder he’s a virgin
Braum is too pure for this thing he will keep himself until marriage
Braum is the perfect man, we all admire him!
For real Braum can slide it with Ms.Fortune and Ilaoi and got free 3 some but our man is to pure
hes soo good that Annie call him Daddy xD
Braum's got all the poros though
Originally the title was "Champions who canonically banged" but I'd like to keep ads.
lmao
U forgot tf and graves :(
@@imfunkingivincible886 they never did
you could do one about skinlines just you can say akalynn :)
what about sett or did i not look properly
The question is Gwen, I mean her entire being is a part of Virgo's wife's soul but does it count or is Gwen an entirely different being?
She is a doll 🤨
1 years old 💀
Call 911
It's something to note that Alune can only see through Phel's sight when he's under the effect of the poison, as far as I'm aware. Which is pretty much any time he's in battle, but..still.
“Apheli- God dayum you are going feral on her. I can see why you had to drink the poison…”
Ignore the Sett × Aphelios shi-@@r35ct12
Wasn't every girl in the Ruined King's party thirsty for Braum. That man is an entire unit. But man has his priorities straight, Poros don't feed themselves. Yeah Nami too is probably banger, fish girl has a poly relationship with two Marais forgot their names but one is a male guardian Marai who doesn't chill and the other female Marai who sings all the time I think.
Loto (the dude) and Tama (the singing lady).
Illaoi and Miss fortune were simping after Braum in Ruined King. Him an Ahri were just best buds, she was too busy going after Yasuo
@@blackitten81
Dude it's just a fish man with two fish wives
@@hydel_almighty3056 the cute one goes for the edgy emo. Is this an early 2000s rom com. Lmao
that nami stuff is not canon though, it's only in LoR so not main canon
Love how Riven and Zac became a ship just because Zac was in Bunny Riven’s skin, that was the wildest ship
It is the one true ship
And because someone commissioned a truckload of... art.
@@arkdirfe Ah.. Worgenhard..
Love the comics
@@armandkhan2756 they're usually called Doujinshi but ok...
As someone who just got into League, this is a great way to consume the lore
Sett has to be a certified banger. He's the boss and just look at the woman in his splash art.
I love Braum and Illaoi so much. Would also be a fun story if Gangplank saw the two
Lol he will go completely berserk.
Oh man.... braums gonna need that shield
Illaoi be getting freaky with them tentacles 😳😳😳
Too bad is fiction, race mixing is not real
@@redwojak5182 ???
Draven would definitely have a thing for Neeko
How?
@@TheAnonimoshadow She can transform into Draven himself
Not Draven, DRAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
@@emiajartsal1464 lol
I doubt the relationship would go both ways though.
Spirit Blossom Sett and Aphelios are definitely banging
Ekko mightve had a crush on Jinx, but since they were kids wasn't really that looked into, but being adults now, he might still feel for her though as he says something like "I liked you more when you didn't talk to guns",
"arcane is not Canon in the core universe". But it is indeed, right here... In my heart
If the series continues and fleshes out more of the continent, including all the other regions, I think riot will adopt that and retcon the current canon lore. I mean, it's easier to build a story on a tangible cohesive media rather than kinda connected ones like the comics and what not. But idk, time will tell. Hope it does come to that tho since I'm a huge fan of the story telling of arcane.
How is it not canon by the way?
@@jordancherepanov8557 Necrit did a video and some details didnt line up with the universe lore so riot said its not canon
@@meir34610 Is there a source?
@@jordancherepanov8557 literally riot? LMao
Given Mordekaiser in his previous life was a Tyrant that tormented the majority of Valoran. I'm gonna say he probably had concubines and also got it through...less...legitimate means...
Mordekaiser is just 5 yordles in a suit of armor.
And at this point hes problably banging kindred already
I don't think Mordekaiser gave enough of a shit for that tbh, he probably only had the goal of taking over Valoran in his mind and didn't want to waste time on that
@@OdraudMaster pls don’t mention kindred in any nsfw way. I get flashbacks to something I don’t want to talk about then
Sion is his last descent.
about the Aphelios.... ahem... Spirit Blossom Sett has a voiceline... 'We still on for tonight, mooncake? Oh- oh.. hey Alune.'
4:34 Actually I don't believe it's 'almost', it's heavily implied that Decius (Quilletta's son that died in battle) and potentially Invetia (her second-in-command) as well are Darius' children with her. She dies right before dropping it on him that Decius was (probably) his son. It's speculation, but at the same time, it's at least heavily implied. And looking at Invetia's hair and skin colors, they match Darius to a T, while her eyes look close to his as well from what can be seen as well.
If you really think about it, Varus is literally just a gay threesome
also, we all know Yuumi has a confirmed harem
... WHAT
Nono continue on...
Cursed
@@Fusrodog cat stuff
The Darkin is also gay?
Azir in the lore : certified banger
Azir in the game : how would this "sex" benefit Shurima ?
it makes more Shurimans
I love how Necrit became rather angry insisting Evelynn never bangs
Now this is the quality i was looking for
The triple ''bang'' on viego made me laugh so hard, very accurate too
How tho? I didn't follow his story at all.
@@stormson6129 Yeah, I have no idea what He's talking about?
@@stormson6129 he was married . So duh he banged . But his wife died so boohoo
@@stormson6129 don't know if you're joking, but to answer your question : his whole lore if the fact that he's trying to find/revive his wife whom he loves very much (to the point it's a joke in the fanbase, but in fact it's Logic his dead self is obsess about it, like kalista with vengeance and other undead with a final will before their death)
So yes, he most certainly ''banged''
He is Gwen’s father so….
Kat and garen is heavily implied when also looking at legends of runeterra where one of their interactions is talking about meeting together under the cover of night
Yup. And like… Multiple different champions mention them having a thing
she could definetely quickly travel through demacia without getting spotted if she was in the area
i guess garen likes surprises
Yep and LOR is supposed to be cannon accurate
Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's"
@@qdog8367 Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's".
Even though Veigar is over 1,500 years old, it's highly unlikely he's banged, given his comical obsession with the theatrics of villainy.
It's possible he did it at some point before he was capture and driven insane by Mordekaiser, but we have no way of knowing for sure.
now this is the content im interested in
I want to see more Veigar and Lulu interaction.
Two isolated yordle outcasts. One wants to bring pure evil and chaos, but ends up helping people, the other wants to help others, but ends up causing chaos!
How is veigar helping?
@@majdavlk649 lulu is the one who is helping people which she didn't intend to do
@@siorai2089 lulu is the one who tries to help but ends up causing chaos veigar tries doing bad stuff but ends helping people every yordle has something ironic about them
@@majdavlk649 he beats up bandits thinking they are normal people and that ends up helping people instead of hurting them
the entirety of veigar lore is how mordekaiser used him for evil but once veigar escaped he only thought of evil things but ironically he ends up either helping people are doing mundane things like messing with farms
Necrit is a certified banger. His son is a prove
some of his predictions were off tho.
people in prison do bang. so theres a good chance sylas likes some of that homie love.
and slaves also have sex. that how baby slaves are created. so xerath was bangin also.
@@Teddy-se8qb sylas was completely isolated and behind a corridor and an enormous door, i highly doubt he could get any with other prisoners
Lux was visiting him quite often ;) but I have doubts anything ever happened there
@@est_halley if the person who gives him food has some feelings then it might be possible right?
@@Cloverwing my fanfic says otherwise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Viego is Viego, what can i say."
That killed me kkkk
J4 & Shyv are definitely bangers now
"And they kissed" gives me the same feel as the "and they were roommates" vibe
Uploading this on Valentine's is a real insult to injury to all lol players and I am all for it
you didn't have to call me out like that
people be doing the banging on valentine's tf?
What is valentine's day?
Sorry but i can't help thinking that it might have happened between Sett and Aphelios in the Spirit Blossom universe x)
"Jarvan never found the right bride.....since Garen was his best friend-" oh boi my brain went ways there
I'd like to mention Camille and Hakim. That's a banger in my book.
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"their affair grew reckless", or as i interpret it, they smashed
I thought you said Hecarim instead of Hakim, and i was going to say...
Who's hakim?
@@tenritniehtnoyugmodnar5661 he used to be camilles lover and also the man that turned her body mechanical. He offered her to run away with him but she refused because of her duty to her family. After her surgery he disappeared from her life because he couldnt stand seeing her like that
Elise was always the dominant one.
This..this is culture
Are you going to say no to the giant spider lady?
@@beo3828 she can try all she wants, but i have the power of yasuo maining on my side.
As she should 💅
Samira has a voiceline talking about her family, so she's pretty much a certified banger.
this gotta the one of the most weirdest league vids i have watched yet, like why is this even a video
Darius' lover wasn't pregnant she already had a son named Decius, he died at war and it is speculated Darius was his father. Sejuani's bio states that she was born from a political marriage, but her mother left her to be with Udyr, while they probably banged, Udyr is likely only Sejuani's Oathfather.
Maybe It was someone else on Swains dialougue he mentions about daughters
@@JinKolmak_TaKo Swain says "No daughters, only soldiers" because where the comic implied that Decius was Darius' son, the community for some reason assumed Invetia was also his daughter which was never implied.
I think this has to do something with Necrit's english, maybe he misunderstands some things. He is probably not an english man, he lives in Praga after all. I think this because in his video where he talks about all champion's power levels, he places Jax very high on the list, because he says he beat an Ascended in a 1v1 battle. But that is not true, in the story "Where Icathia Once stood", it is clearly stated that Jax only cut down the head of an incapacitated Ascended( in the story it was said that they toppled a mountain over it). I think he misunderstood something, but even if he has good english, he can still miss things that are quite important in the story, and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon, while it is false.
@@tamas9554 "and because he is the lore guy everyone will think of it as canon" This. This right here, it's always bothered me. I'm a fan of Necrit, I've been following his channel for over five years- before he started to blow up. So I can, with confidence, say he's wrong a LOT. I think you're right in that it has to do with the language barrier, but he's misinterpreted so many things over the years. Now that his channel is huge though everything treats his interpretations like law, and it peeves me out because they're not. Oh well, at least a lot more people are into the lore now thanks to him, so I can't really complain.
this is my first necrit vid, but I honestly wasn't impressed with the accuracy. Yes this is a meme vid so accuracy doesn't really matter, but still.
There were a lot of stretches and assumptions as well.
Just one example, 5:28 he presents a direct quote as hard evidence. Problem is, it doesn't prove his point at all. Just that Elise is the dominant one in the household, with no sexual connotations.
10:00 - "Don't ask me about laying eggs though."
Monster Hunter Fans: DON'T GET IT STARTED.
to late, even the feet of vastaya and wyverians look alike.
It's pride month and you forgot Graves and TF
Ashe and Tryndamere also confirmed by their skins "King Tryndamere" and "Queen Ashe"
That skin line is unique to Ashe and Tryndamere as well.
Hey Necrit, you forgot to mention Lucian and Senna's interaction where Lucian questions about Senna's weapon size, with being told by Senna that size doesn't matter, only how you use it, elucidating Lucian in such a way that only a man could be elucidated.
It's also funnier if we add that joke that black men have huge "guns", so Lucian may have never thought that way?
“She has the gun in the relationship” ~ a riot account about Senna one time
@@lorieslori8051 yeah no lucian is getting pegged
Senna also "joked" to Lucian that when she was stuck in Thresh's lantern she met a ghoul and made ghoul babies. Anyways thinking about it how do you comfort a suffering soul/s.
eluciandated
@@gremlinswrath2822 You have *transennated*
"Don't bang Evelynn! She'll likely to tease you before ripping you face off."
Don't threaten me with a good time Necrit! At least I'll die with pleasure in the end.
Not really ..
KDA Evelynn is a different story...except KDA Eve just bangs Akali.
Fuck no, lol. She brings people to the height of pleasure *then* tortures them.
it's a hell of a feeling tho
Actually she does it before you get to do it so it's only pain
the triple bang slaps on viego made me spit water out lol
Illaoi is also Gangplank's ex, so having her be with Braum would both give her a new partner that treats her right and tell a needed story about an OLDER woman who gets a second chance at romance.
My only regret is how it'd make her not pass the Ali Nahdee test.
I honestly wonder what Sion was like when he was alive... You think he ever smashed anything other than towers and jarvan's face?
He probably smashed my yasuos skull.
Well, we know that he enjoy Camille
@@SheinelI that's urgot. He has a thing for... legs
I presume he was a rapist. War criminal at least. Like the whole fucking Noxus
@@xuanthanhnguyen4856you forgot the *sniffffff*
Didnt Ekko have a crush on Jinx, saying in one of his voice lines 'I used to have a crush, before she started talking to the gun' or something of the sorts. So if jinx didn't go crazy they could have been a thing
Jinx also went on a date with Ziggs in one of the comics
@@Majoraspersona 💀
@@Majoraspersona date? she didnt even think he was real
@@Majoraspersona She didnt go on a date with him..
Ekko has also a crush on Janna
I think it’s implied that Evelyn had some kinky times with Steem in LOR. Idk if that counts but I feel like demons fall into Vastaya territory when it comes to sex. Also I remember my friend and I laughing our heads off at the Zed and Shen story, because their ex kinda told Zed you never loved me like this wasn’t about me, and like 10 minutes prior I had halfheartedly said watch him be gay, and for some reason anytime I make random predictions something backs it up like 10 minutes later.
arcane is canon to the lore riot confirmed it
Given Mordekaiser previous rule of most of Valoran, and his heavy inspiration from Genghis Khan, I’d say it’s save to assume he had some wives or concubines…
Dude that would make a great champion I think, image one of he's wife as a general
@@Significantharrassment I’ve always said this since his rework, I’d love to see a new faction introduced for Mordekaiser and his generals similarly to the Shadow Isles
@@duwanglover3424 I do have a theory in which Viego will return as a general under the will of Mordekaiser
LB included?
@@Significantharrassment I feel like Mordekaiser might probably return once Viego disappears with Isolde to the Afterlife (Camavor’s spirit realm).
Regarding marriages: Marriages, especially political marriages, were not considered official (or would have been null and void) if the couple did not have sex on the wedding night. The point of the marriage is the joining of bloodlines together officially. This was such a big thing that it wasn't unusual for someone to be in the room with the newly weds to make sure that they did the deed. As such, anyone with a "political marriage" in their background - regardless of who is dominant - can be assumed to have had sex.
Weird
I feel like thats surely not quite accurate to every single place in the world though. So I'd say not necessarily
@@darkchakra22 You think that's wierd? Ever heard of Primae Noctis?^^
In our world that's mostly true, but who knows in Runeterra?
What a good and valueable observation.
the part about aphelios didnt age well considering the most recent spirit blossom event LOL
Well, with the latest spirit blossom event its safe to say that Aphelios alreadt got a score :)
Vi and Caitlyn were put on a valentine's day card with "You're hot, cupcake." by the UK/IE/NORDIC Wild Rift twitter too, so i'd say Vi and Caitlyn are def a thing in core universe as well
Go Visexual.
Remember the image for the lunar year as well. Vi and Caitlyn are holding very close to each other among other canon couples like Lucian and Senna. So I feel like they're also canon in core universe ❤️
Teemo and Tristana are pretty strongly implied to be a thing. While skinline lore isn't mainline canon, their whole Firecracker storyline is Teemo taking Tristana home to meet his family, and their splashart has them on a romantic date with hearts in her eyes.
insert lipstick emoji
poor rumble
Thats so weird because teemo acts like a boy scout
@@thegreatscribbles960 Teemo is a grown ass man LOL.
@@thegreatscribbles960he’s old af bruh
Jarvan IV in the same story also pretty much confirmed having feelings for someone magical, but don't know who. My money is on Shyvanna
ashe and tryn give me HUGE Khaleesi and Drogo vibes and I love it, they even look the same.
Garen and Kat are still heavily referenced in league as having a "secret" relationship or at minimum liking each other. Kats legendary skin makes and offhand remark about garen and Legends of runterra is almost comical with how it shows them. Wether these count as Canon or not is up for debate but riot does still jokingly show them at times
Yes because in old lore when the league of legends was a canon thing they met and dated there I think but now that lore is long gone so it isn't clear if it is canon or not, definitely not confirmed
Card game interactions is no longer canon for a long time now. Its all "what if's"
@@pauliussipavicius4658 Liar!
@@-DarkAvenger- Im not, even necrit said same in one of his videos, and showed tweet from riot(or one of the devs?)
@@pauliussipavicius4658 they can't handle the truth. Let them dream
I want Shyvana and Jarvan to be official, demacia having a half dragon heir could make so much delicious drama.
Also Syndra and Zed, they just look cool to me
YES! Shyvana and J4 needs to be together! I mean, need I say more?! The conflict in Demacia would finally move forward because lots of peopla wouldn't want a half dragon as their queen, and there would likely be a war! I'd love it damn, Ana x Jarvan are my fav couple after all
It’s probably canon at least that J4 loves Shyvana, since he mentioned loving one of their kind when talkin Sylas, but considering what happened to J3 and the Ruination, man it probably threw a wrench in that relationship.
@@rimurutempest4945 All we need is a Shyvana rework, so their story can move forward! Also, Shyvana is in love w/ Jarvan too I think. League of Runaterra has a voice line when Ana dies and she mourns Jarvan's name so...
@@sebastianbogac4248 god I hope they move her story Pantheon style rather than rework it totally. Like, maybe she accept’s her dragon side more and she grows because of it or something
@@rimurutempest4945 she'll likely get a rework in the future after or before Skarner since Riot doesnt wanna work on that champion cuz they thought Ana will win it. Soooo a visual update and a more complex backstory would be fine as hell. We need her to be Demacias queen!!
holy grub i had totally forgotten the Riven-Zac thingy until now lmao
Now Riot is trying to make Aphelios "gets scored" by Sett in every skinlines so he won't stay virgin forever 💀
Fr, i hate it, it just feels forced
My boys getting love lets go
"His current body is essentially two and a half man" no, no, no, no it's stuck in my head! *sings along*
What song is this ?
Two and a half men theme
Men men men men men men men men.
@@isaiahkayode6526 men men men me me me me men, whohohohooo men men men men meeeeeeeeeen
I love Tryndamere and Ashe story. It was political so tryndamere's tribe could survive after what Aatrox did to them. Ashe agreed to help because she them as great warriors. The two lead as husband and wife that, because of their current interactions and both leadership, they began to fell for eachother
Cait and Vi tottaly banged
3:49 "that man is strange......i like it"
Regarding Vi and Caitlyn, it's not just the Arcane thing. While most of the hints can be read ambigiously, some of Vi's voicelines (LoR and an exclusive text line in Wild Rift) are just... Let's just say no amount of mental gymnastics allows for any other interpretation, once you compile everything. They _definitely_ are banging in the game universe.
they were very good friends that lived together in an apartment for 58 years and got matching friend rings
unironically though, the fact that it's not official yet feels more like laziness than hesitation
@@Crabgar I know there were hints ever since Vi came out, but I think Riot only really committed to teasing it in 2020. Probably because of Arcane (it was meant to come out in 2020, after all...)
But yeah, Riot has this habit of playing dumb, especially with LGBT pairs. Most likely in order to not provoke player bases from... let's just say "certain countries". We practically have to get answers out of them with hot pliers.
I wonder how they will handle Arcane, probably just make sure any "action" can be easily cut for "said countries' versions" without breaking the story.
@@Crabgar Official Riot account posted explicit art in valentine's and lunar year for caitvi they're literally pushing the ship in everyone's faces. It's not that Riot's scared of admitting them its the fact that caitvi's confirmation in arcane's season 2 will take two years
I’m surprised you didn’t mention Sett. Have you seen this man’s splash art?
There was no record of bang in the splash art
He won't
Cause if he does so he has to face responsibility and if he runs away from it he will be no different from his father who abandoned him
Plus Sett is a mama's boy
Sett acts like a tough guy but in reality he is a big softy who would probably ask her mom for permission before doing adult stuff
The man and woman are his lieutenants.
Is he gay? Or european?
the way he dais certified banger man that gets me every time
Love the use of Sessions: Diana music 🌙
Rek'Sai is literally a queen, where is she on the list?
My understanding of Leona and Diana was that they were sisters for the longest time because someone mentioned that while I was playing and I never bothered to actually look it up. Then all of a sudden they were in a romantic relationship and I started wondering if one of the writers from riot was actually an Alabaman.
The lore rewrites are fucking weird sometimes, Delmacia went from being a Kingdom that has mages to a kingdom that doesn't allow them period.
lol wacky
They used to be sisters, before the massive rewrite.
@@Bettersucksaul Kinda creepy ngl riot.
They were supposed lovers from the start I think(l think their designer mentioned this) but I think riot was afraid to realize this idea but now times changed and they can make it Canon but they were supposed to be lovers from the start I think
I didn't think aphelios would've any time to bang around. Too busy reading his passive.
Broooo, right as you said “we all know that she is lover didn’t…” I got an ad for a Kit Kat and it just made a breaking noise.
Fuck the comedic timing of that ad.