Stanley Parable but I ruin the narrator's life

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  • @johnhanna5068
    @johnhanna5068 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4789

    Kevin: No narrator will tell me what todo
    Also Kevin: *StarWars RP* : I need a narrator to tell me to move, I can't do anything if i'm not narrated

    • @psyducktective
      @psyducktective 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      John Hanna he needs the narration so he knows what to blatantly disobey

    • @jamesrichards2720
      @jamesrichards2720 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's hilarious.

    • @RonnieBondayy
      @RonnieBondayy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Holy shit that whole RP video was the Stanley Parable: Star Wars Edition

    • @jackkrupnick4573
      @jackkrupnick4573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      John Hanna I forgot about that series and the war one omg I loved the war one where he annoyed that one guy so much that was my favorite

    • @BoringOldAlex
      @BoringOldAlex 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      what i thought when I saw this video

  • @TM16205
    @TM16205 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1775

    I love how I played this game for hours and thought I'd seen more or less everything, and then 5 mins into watching Kevin play he's already got dropped into minecraft and torched a baby.... shoulda seen that coming really.

    • @christians.3336
      @christians.3336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      so you most probably know about the confusion ening.....yh kevin just achieve what whoul be needed........he locke him self and so was stanley unable to move anywhere
      we nee to fin out, how he did that

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I got every outcome possible. It’s a hilarious game and I loved it. Hope they make more. Maybe a Kevin Parable.

    • @linaskura
      @linaskura 14 วันที่ผ่านมา

      And he didn't even find and kept the bucket, which I bet he would have loved

  • @TheIrishDino
    @TheIrishDino 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3301

    Imagine trying to give Kevin directions...

    • @jomakast
      @jomakast 5 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      He would end up in the fourth dimension

    • @RexZShadow
      @RexZShadow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      isn't that basically the army sim video?

    • @brockaulbur3481
      @brockaulbur3481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Wouldn't all you have to do is say the opposite?

    • @nightgodd7865
      @nightgodd7865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      So give myself a migraine?

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He would do the opposite every time

  • @Xero0G
    @Xero0G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3772

    "I'm scared of talking on phones and I'm scared of women." -Kevin 2019

    • @TheVinceGamer
      @TheVinceGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      reminds me of, "I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations"

    • @Xero0G
      @Xero0G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@TheVinceGamer YEP 😂😂😂

    • @raventhepansexualenby4576
      @raventhepansexualenby4576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheVinceGamer I also am scared of this.

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@TheVinceGamer yah same.
      'All my friends are turning green' because of those fears

    • @Kenzaaa123
      @Kenzaaa123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Me too

  • @subswithvidsvid
    @subswithvidsvid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3682

    Kevin: You’re really trying hard to please me.
    *Minecraft loads in*
    Kevin: Oh, now you’ve done it!

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nice

    • @yodaiam6982
      @yodaiam6982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Play Minecraft in exile, I did

    • @Triantalex
      @Triantalex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      False!

    • @staciemohler4624
      @staciemohler4624 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @late4thegameNOW no may the force not be with him

  • @haaarvey5755
    @haaarvey5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6573

    The Stanley Parable but the narrator gets Kevin’s name wrong throughout the whole game

    • @i8dacookies890
      @i8dacookies890 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      *The Kevin Parable

    • @caralho5237
      @caralho5237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      He gets kevin's name wrong through every existential crisis

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      The -Stanley- _Kevin_ Parable

    • @peakdorsch351
      @peakdorsch351 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      CallMeStanley

    • @slothy224
      @slothy224 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      FOR SAAAAN

  • @wesleybunch4925
    @wesleybunch4925 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11475

    Stanley Parable but Kevin makes it all about himself.

  • @ianmcfadden2794
    @ianmcfadden2794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    He is the most "Chaotic neutral" individual ever. Lol

    • @whoknows9857
      @whoknows9857 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      He's more of a chaotic evil lmao

    • @Juno_June
      @Juno_June 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      WhoKnows
      what about his singing?

    • @ProtoEve
      @ProtoEve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Nah not Neutral, or Evil. Just Chaotic

    • @nikolastaras8787
      @nikolastaras8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this D&D reference ?

    • @indigo5a
      @indigo5a 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He's True Chaotic

  • @SunChaserEUC
    @SunChaserEUC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7867

    Can you turn subtitles on for games that have funny narration? So we can read it while you talk

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +164

      Yes

    • @Resursator
      @Resursator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      He definitely can.

    • @SunChaserEUC
      @SunChaserEUC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

      Resursator oh I wasn’t asking if he has the capability to, just if he would.

    • @Resursator
      @Resursator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@SunChaserEUC yeah, I know.

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      Read it with your ears
      *Problem solved*

  • @BeluEsDo
    @BeluEsDo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    Imagine you come across Kevin on the street, he asks for directions, you explain and then he just goes back the way he came... i think that's how "meeting Kevin" would go tbh

  • @AwkwardHannahTheGamer
    @AwkwardHannahTheGamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1548

    Can there be a game called The Jim Parable next please

    • @SasukeUchiha723
      @SasukeUchiha723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      it'll be a dilemma on babies or puppies burning

    • @turtIenator
      @turtIenator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No a Dwight one will be better for Kevin

    • @turtIenator
      @turtIenator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No a Dwight one will be better for Kevin

    • @Snowclimb
      @Snowclimb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or the The Pickens Parable

    • @captaink.o4147
      @captaink.o4147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AYYYEEEE HANNAHHHH

  • @Snowclimb
    @Snowclimb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    1st ending and he pissed off the narrator and killed a baby. This is a CallmeKevin video

  • @NostalgicEditor
    @NostalgicEditor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2336

    Fun fact: The narrator's real first name is a another version of Kevin, which is Kevan. So Kevan is narrating Kevin. :)

    • @NostalgicEditor
      @NostalgicEditor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      nigeria No, I didn't see another comment mentioning this when I wrote it. It's edited because I originally misspelled Kevan's name.

    • @Brando216
      @Brando216 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Is this actually true. It sounds sort of shady

    • @happymilk7433
      @happymilk7433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Just Call Him Kevin

    • @skapnpie5055
      @skapnpie5055 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Brando216 14:27 it says it right there in the credits

    • @Bravo-Too-Much
      @Bravo-Too-Much 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Okay loser fuck

  • @astrojellyfish8137
    @astrojellyfish8137 5 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    but DID YOU GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING???
    the broom closet ending is my favorite

    • @psychomanatee3459
      @psychomanatee3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I hope your friends found this concerning

    • @astrojellyfish8137
      @astrojellyfish8137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@psychomanatee3459 bold of you to assume I have friends

    • @psychomanatee3459
      @psychomanatee3459 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I think youtube deleted my second comment, but to clear up any confusion, I was just referencing the next thing the narrator says to Stanley during the broom closet scene

    • @maximumdon7637
      @maximumdon7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@psychomanatee3459 I think Jellyfish knew this, but he decided to reply with an original twist.
      Since I believe after "I hope your friends found this concerning" there actually wasn't anything the narrator comments in quick succession. Until after another half a minute where he believes you're dead.

    • @marsh.al.mel0w162
      @marsh.al.mel0w162 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find this concerning

  • @dr.k8610
    @dr.k8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1140

    Why are people complaining so badly about Kevin talking.. and I don’t mean the people politely asking him to turn on subtitles. Some people are complaining that he talked too much and ‘ruined the video’. Like, that’s his video style. If yo don’t like it, don’t watch it

    • @alex_bee
      @alex_bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      That's so weird that people say that (about him talking too much...), that's kinda the point lol. I think that because Kevin's channel boomed in 2019, there were loads of subscribers, who wanted to dictate their own terms, while us - ppl who love Kevin for who he is and enjoy his video style - we just don't complain as much

    • @TheSkyGoat
      @TheSkyGoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@alex_bee i just started watching him recently, but I agree with you. His best asset is him talking nonstop

    • @alex_bee
      @alex_bee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@TheSkyGoat he himself often says “I’m talking for a living” or “I’m playing video games for a living” but it’s really both, yeah 👌🏻

    • @corogaming2865
      @corogaming2865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Its genuinely the main reason to watch him. I could watch silent walkthroughs of a game if i just wanted to see the gameplay. The whole point of most youtube gamers is people enjoy their commentary xd

    • @ellardkurvin1459
      @ellardkurvin1459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      lmao the video is supposed to be about him ruining the narrator's life but half the time he's talking over him

  • @TurbidTG1
    @TurbidTG1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    What if the narrator is actually Jim Pickens if he actually spoke English and he's trying to trap you since he was getting sick and tired of you controlling his own life for so long?

    • @emmett996
      @emmett996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I don’t know what you’re talking abouy

    • @kacpernowak1535
      @kacpernowak1535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      >TOP 10 CRAZY GAME THEORIES YOU WISH DIDN'T EXIST - INCLUDING JIM PICKENS IN STANLEY PARABLE - CHECK NOW

    • @Lazerfaced
      @Lazerfaced 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Turbid, shouldn't you be busy harassing the Funhaus gang in GTA???

    • @MoronBoshi
      @MoronBoshi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But jim already controls kevin. After all kevin is just in the basement making videos for Jim

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    It's like Kevin is at a gaming re-education camp and the narrator is trying to force him to play properly.

  • @yelena_
    @yelena_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1151

    Holy shit, this game is brilliant

    • @WardancerHB
      @WardancerHB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      If you haven't yet - PLAY IT! I swear you won't regret it.

    • @scarecrow0774
      @scarecrow0774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@I_am_a_cat_ idk about you, but this seem like the most ideal way to play this game

    • @brandoneagle166
      @brandoneagle166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It was feckin outstanding

    • @eatmywords
      @eatmywords 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      a perfect example of deconstruction

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Holy shit, this comment is brilliant.

  • @KaylaMay2901
    @KaylaMay2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I love how the way the voice over and editing worked together, Kevin and the narrator were actually having a conversation

  • @yahooanswers4843
    @yahooanswers4843 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3026

    Kevin jokes aside are you okay like emotionally

    • @tophat8406
      @tophat8406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      He is

    • @Shakezulla
      @Shakezulla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +220

      I think it's his sense of humor

    • @sderoz40
      @sderoz40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +223

      He's okay he just has a morbid sense of humour.

    • @miracleschmidt4342
      @miracleschmidt4342 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      But like what if he's not? I have that sense of humor and everything is not okie dokie

    • @bensosnowski1128
      @bensosnowski1128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Miracle Schmidt what’s not ok?

  • @wheeln24-79
    @wheeln24-79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

    Omfg his first time playing it and he gets completely different paths that like 3 or 4 other people i've seen play it like 6 times each. That was funny as feck!

    • @lombardeee
      @lombardeee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      yeah, IIRC I saw a video about stanley parable saying that the last ending that Kevin saw("please... choose!") is the "true ending" (the only one where the credits roll), it's pretty awesome that he did it on like the 3rd time he played lol

    • @aliveslice
      @aliveslice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@lombardeee why do you think it was the third time? I'm sure he got plenty of endings before getting there, the video is edited so you don't see all of the actual endings

    • @billgleeson3465
      @billgleeson3465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Good use of the word ‘feck’ there.

    • @girf_boss
      @girf_boss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *faic

    • @girf_boss
      @girf_boss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's the word "see" in irish but people use it as a swear word

  • @proamgamers5923
    @proamgamers5923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Honestly, this is just Kevin playing against Kevin.

    • @TheChampAZ
      @TheChampAZ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ProAmGamers lmao. Kevin beat Kevin!

    • @urvashidamani1
      @urvashidamani1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol kinda feel bad for the narrator

    • @CODFanBoys
      @CODFanBoys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But... who wins?!

    • @hellovsuu
      @hellovsuu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevin's videos are getting more and more insane!

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kevin has a better IQ than Kevin

  • @JotaC
    @JotaC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +639

    Maybe if the narrator called you by your real name, he wouldn't be surprised you were bad at following directions at all. Like, that's a Kevin thing.

  • @smam9571
    @smam9571 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    the fact that kevin managed to instantly feck up the easiest ending to get (the coward ending where you shut stanley in his office) is exactly what i hoped to see when watching this video

  • @texasred1595
    @texasred1595 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    It’s hilarious how Kevin just laughs when the saddest ending plays

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    But did you get the Broom Closet ending?
    The Broom Closet ending is my favorite.
    *I'M NOT THIS FUNNY, STOP LIKING ME*

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Is that where you're locked in a Broom Closet and all the brooms won't stop repeating "GOTTA SWEEP SWEEP SWEEP" and every time you look away they slowly inch closer?

    • @jeepercreepers9
      @jeepercreepers9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@for3stspirit No

    • @Emu19
      @Emu19 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@for3stspirit Omg noo!!! XD It took me so long to figure out where the hell I'd heard that before XD Now that would be legit hell right there

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      For3st Spirit
      What you have described is the weeping angels from doctor who except they’re brooms and sing
      *fear escalates*

    • @lyingonthemoon792
      @lyingonthemoon792 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      This concerns me

  • @zth404
    @zth404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1585

    Listen to the narrator until you find the broom closet then go it and stay there until the narrator thinks you are dead, then exit, then renter then exit again.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +255

      You got the broom closet ending? That ending is my favorite!

    • @metro3041
      @metro3041 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@IamaPERSON It's funny, the broom closet ending actually *is* my favorite ending lmao

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@metro3041 I think it's a lot of people's favorite, legitimately speaking

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      I don’t have the game, what happens?

    • @WobblyFNAF
      @WobblyFNAF 5 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      @@emblemblade9245 Stanley continues his existence in a broom closet which empirically becomes the best ending. Even the second person who becomes Stanley chooses the Broom Closet ending. It's the best.

  • @goldenknight1756
    @goldenknight1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    3:46 *When you give Kevin your baby, so he can babysit. But he ends up pushing it towards fire*

  • @Despacitoian
    @Despacitoian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    “I’ve broken the game already” little did Stanley know. He was doing an ending, he just didn’t noticed and restarted the game.

  • @numetalkitty
    @numetalkitty 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1427

    Play facade??????????? I just remembered that facade existed after I saw some random video for it in my recommended and would die of laughter if you did a video to it!

    • @kyraandreatta4522
      @kyraandreatta4522 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Oh my gosh, that would be the ultimate game for Kevin XD

    • @brayw.7109
      @brayw.7109 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      OMG I remember Facade and Kevin is the perfect person to play it

    • @DelaryHap
      @DelaryHap 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brutalmoose's video? I see that one here

    • @mim9000
      @mim9000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yesssssssss omg please play Facade, you'd love it so so so much

    • @ecc-qe2wh
      @ecc-qe2wh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Melon

  • @vodevy
    @vodevy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    What if this is just Kevin’s actual life

    • @ZeoCobra
      @ZeoCobra 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      "This is a story about a man named Kevin..."

    • @stephgunther3879
      @stephgunther3879 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Kevin parable

    • @mranimazing2190
      @mranimazing2190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "Kevin was so bad at following directions, it's incredible he wasn't fired years ago"

    • @ollyravenhill7341
      @ollyravenhill7341 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And the narrator is Jim pickins

  • @funnyname9679
    @funnyname9679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3000

    The Stanley Parable but Kevin speaks over the narrator the entire time.

    • @Wuuff
      @Wuuff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      The Stanley Parable but Kevin is the narrator

    • @directorredacted8408
      @directorredacted8408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      To be fair he left in the important parts to get the jist of the joke. Plus if you wanted to see the Stanley parable for the greatness of the base game I don't really think Kevins the person for that. But that's just my opinion.

    • @prodbygreekgenius
      @prodbygreekgenius 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Wuuff but the narrator’s name is also kevin 😳

    • @jubii345ful
      @jubii345ful 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I think he could’ve let the narrator speak a little more, missed a lot of great details. I generally love Kevin’s content but this one vid triggers me because of that fact

    • @GradietPanda12345
      @GradietPanda12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Director [Redacted] all of its important ya dumbasd

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

    “The Kevin Parable”

  • @glaptoper
    @glaptoper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +797

    "Stanley went through the RED door."
    *Goes through blue door.*
    *DEVIANT LOCATED.*

  • @Mythraen
    @Mythraen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +345

    "How did the narrator know what the code is."
    Um... he's the narrator? He knows everything.
    In point of fact, maybe that wasn't the code. It merely became the code when the narrator said it was. And... always had been the code.

  • @HTPCYMC
    @HTPCYMC 5 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    But what if the narrator has a reverse card?

  • @electricgreenangela4408
    @electricgreenangela4408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    14:29 Plot twist: The narrator's name is Kevan

    • @caffeinated_lady5535
      @caffeinated_lady5535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mindfuck right there

    • @alsofritz6496
      @alsofritz6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Who's *Kevan?

    • @MatalicSoldier
      @MatalicSoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Another plot twist, Kevin’s name doesn’t have an “a” in it.

    • @iispicy6054
      @iispicy6054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MatalicSoldier one final plot twist... it was spelt kevan the whole time but kevan is actually really dyslexic.

    • @MatalicSoldier
      @MatalicSoldier 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jewel My god... the rabbit hole just keeps going.

  • @Ozku9
    @Ozku9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +574

    A man chooses,
    A slave obeys.

    • @emblemblade9245
      @emblemblade9245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Ozku9 A Kevin finds ways to destroy everything no matter who’s in charge

    • @c3p0worksatburgerking35
      @c3p0worksatburgerking35 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Along with pretty much everyone that plays this game

    • @aeureus
      @aeureus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about a man-slave?

    • @lordsaveme643
      @lordsaveme643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      run
      stop
      kill
      kill

    • @sageempires1232
      @sageempires1232 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now would you kindly.. *OBEY*

  • @Camwald-YT
    @Camwald-YT 5 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    I once met the narrator in a tf2 trading lobby. Chill dude.

  • @way2dead4u
    @way2dead4u 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Narrator:
    Kevin: *_i’m about to end this man’s whole career_*

  • @spicylanko
    @spicylanko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Oh this is the perfect game for you.
    You can disobey the game and still win.

  • @TTVArgusGuy
    @TTVArgusGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    Usually the narrator ruins my life, so this is deserved

    • @bennettehmen6588
      @bennettehmen6588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Jako your profile picture makes me want to shoot up a kindergarten I’m enraged

    • @brunohoeltgebaum4741
      @brunohoeltgebaum4741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bennettehmen6588. why stop on just one kindergarten, why not shot up 4 kindergartens.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah

  • @skriddle8667
    @skriddle8667 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    Narrator calling Kevin a bastard was a grave mistake.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      YEAh

    • @Zalamandar
      @Zalamandar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *_Kevin will remember that._*

  • @jolie6185
    @jolie6185 5 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    I feel so strongly that game was made purely only for Kevin, change my mind

  • @Gizmodotco
    @Gizmodotco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Sharping pencils as a job? That’s great give me that job there is literally no way to fuck it up

    • @Quinxed
      @Quinxed 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Unless you break the pencils or sharpen them until they're literally a micrometer long

    • @lululeboi8968
      @lululeboi8968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      you could sharpen the back of the pencils.

    • @Spice983
      @Spice983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kevin would find a way...

  • @qkdarkdragonqk
    @qkdarkdragonqk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    You should play this again and go for the broom closet ending to really annoy the narrator

  • @AndCarryOn
    @AndCarryOn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    kevin: shuts the door, doesn't listen to the narrator talking
    kevin: i've broken the game. begin again

  • @keanushaw6496
    @keanushaw6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +282

    the narrators name is kevan... Its just kevins alter ego getting back at him for all hes done!!!

    • @keanushaw6496
      @keanushaw6496 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ( 14:30 to see the narrators name)

  • @DorkJedi96
    @DorkJedi96 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "That means choosing responsibly."
    Getting Kevin to do something responsible is as impossible as getting a fish to climb a tree

  • @Frying1Pans
    @Frying1Pans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    "I'm getting portal vibes from this"
    It's a game on Portal 2's branch of the Source Engine

  • @groofay
    @groofay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    This makes me want to play The Stanley Parable again, but I'm working on the achievement where I don't play for five years, and I'm over a year in.
    Thanks a lot.

    • @dabossman5650
      @dabossman5650 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Geoff Britton Make tha time on ur System go forward by 4 years

    • @jazzmusicstops374
      @jazzmusicstops374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@dabossman5650 I'm no cheater

    • @XxSUR3SH07xX
      @XxSUR3SH07xX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have another 6 months before I can complete my 5 year achievement

    • @jazzmusicstops374
      @jazzmusicstops374 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@XxSUR3SH07xX If you come back in 6 months I will congratulate you.

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    I already ruin my own life

    • @JohnDoe-qy5eu
      @JohnDoe-qy5eu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kremit the frog we all did

    • @ZacMio
      @ZacMio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ok so don't ask but I thought your username was Kermit the crab

    • @awesomer7747
      @awesomer7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZacMio how?!?!

    • @retrospecs8517
      @retrospecs8517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I ruined my parents when i was born

    • @ZacMio
      @ZacMio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      awes omer I said dON'T ASK

  • @DMAJ4
    @DMAJ4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    He found an ending but started over before he could find out😂

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

  • @WarlikePeace
    @WarlikePeace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    "The RED-DUH door"

  • @ByteDeity
    @ByteDeity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    13:42 Narrator: Stanley Spoke the code, right there on the wall-
    Kevin: Bore Ragnarok

  • @ozonegrrrl
    @ozonegrrrl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Bear left
    * _turns right_ *
    No! Why did you turn right?
    _You said there was a bear on the left_
    No..! Just turn left
    _Turn left?_
    Right.
    * _turns right_ *
    Why did you turn right again!?
    _You told me to_
    No, I said turning to the left was right!
    _What..?_
    Left is right, right is wrong!!
    *_I’m confused_*

    • @ShreksSwampFizz
      @ShreksSwampFizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And this is why you say "correct" for affirmation when in a vehicle.
      -Turn left at the next intersection.
      -I turn left here, right?
      -Right
      -So I turn right?
      -No, turn left
      -So it is left, right?
      -Right.

  • @NithinJune
    @NithinJune 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    This game was literally made for you

  • @90sbambino55
    @90sbambino55 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    *Nobody* but Sargeant Movievoice is allowed to narrate Kevin.

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True.
      He’ll end up breaking the rules anyways

    • @firstname3359
      @firstname3359 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The button😂

  • @biancamo10
    @biancamo10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I always come back to this video because in a way, I feel like it was Kevin's perfect match. The way he defies the rules, expecting the game not to allow him to, only to find that this is the game's very purpose...I don't know, it's just pretty freaking cool.

  • @tavvy4426
    @tavvy4426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +143

    *protect the baby from the fire.*
    *_*gets don’t starve flashbacks*_*

    • @siyotsistu
      @siyotsistu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Didn't he eat his own child "accidently"?

    • @p0tat024
      @p0tat024 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, @@siyotsistu he did.

  • @AdelardRen
    @AdelardRen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Did you get the broom closet ending? The broom closet ending was my favorite!
    Edit: XD

    • @namelazz1999
      @namelazz1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      You forgot the 'XD'

    • @bengal4047
      @bengal4047 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That ending actually is one of my favorites ^^

    • @stephencook2364
      @stephencook2364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      You probably think the broom closet ending is an ending and you tell all your friends "Hey I got the brrom closet ending!"

    • @darthplagueis13
      @darthplagueis13 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hell yeah, I was looking for that comment!

    • @marroch364
      @marroch364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Edit: XD

  • @proxycaptainverse
    @proxycaptainverse 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    Narrator, suddenly takes over Kevin's channel:
    "Hello everyone! My name is *KEVAN* "

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +546

    Stanley Parable but Jim Pickens controls my every move

    • @heisenbooger
      @heisenbooger 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      DO YOU DO NOTHING IN YOUR SPARE TIME? FOR FUCKS SAKEEE

    • @jag3596
      @jag3596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      4/10 Now you're joining the forced Jim Pickens memes too. At the very least, I can't exactly blame you for this, and it CAN be seen as joining the spirit of this channel.

    • @leosteventon7732
      @leosteventon7732 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      You just finished watching the new count Dankula video.

    • @fadingonion3766
      @fadingonion3766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I love you, you beautiful beast, may your soul wonder around the youtube comments from present day to infinity

    • @youwannakookie9099
      @youwannakookie9099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Justin Y. I hate you so much your fucking everywhere

  • @peterfarrabuhk123
    @peterfarrabuhk123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    ‘I didn’t ignore it. I just chose not to do it.’

  • @induceddemand
    @induceddemand 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    "Stanley went around touching every little thing in the office"
    That did NOT age well

    • @russiangravy3870
      @russiangravy3870 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Stanley went around contaminating the office, killing his coworkers.

    • @Sam_T1021
      @Sam_T1021 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What

    • @strawberrysoulforever8336
      @strawberrysoulforever8336 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, I get it! That's why all his coworkers were gone! The game takes place in 2020 and he's the only one who didn't get sick.

  • @kitty_gamer23
    @kitty_gamer23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Bore ragnarok
    Day of the year: 32
    Consecutive BR counter: 34
    Days with 2 videos: 2 (1 reupload)
    Removed/missing videos (included in the counter): 1
    Escapist 2 01.14.2019 (reuploaded)

    • @v-w-h4x
      @v-w-h4x 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Thank you Kitty, very cool 😎

    • @Sir-Blaze
      @Sir-Blaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You deserve a medal

  • @ScarlettObsidian
    @ScarlettObsidian 5 ปีที่แล้ว +885

    Kevin aren’t you the narrator?

    • @dragonflyBMX
      @dragonflyBMX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      No, it's Movievoice

    • @totallynotsam910
      @totallynotsam910 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Calidir the movie voices name is actually Kevin

    • @Glyx
      @Glyx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kevan*

    • @linds7047
      @linds7047 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would seriously pay for Kevin to narrate my game.

  • @kingfoojr1847
    @kingfoojr1847 5 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    The Stanley Parable but I am actually playing Minecraft

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Stanley Parable?
      More like Bore: Ragnarok

    • @ShreksSwampFizz
      @ShreksSwampFizz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minecraft?
      *More like Bore: Ragnarok*

    • @evilkrab999
      @evilkrab999 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bore: Ragnarok?
      More like Bore: Ragna- Yeah this joke is dead.

  • @gamithemighty5932
    @gamithemighty5932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    honestly I'm surprised that Kevin didn't find... "the serious room"

    • @theriskingrewarderr
      @theriskingrewarderr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm actually still in the Serious Room! :D

    • @gamithemighty5932
      @gamithemighty5932 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@theriskingrewarderr so you tried to use a cheat even though the narrator warned you several times and ended up in "The serious Room." which is a blank area and closed off room where the only thing in the entire room is a table. and he brings up that you are now in time out for an Insurmountable amount of time. I belive it was One trillion billion years. to think about how seriously he takes things. lol it really is worth it just to experience it once.

  • @advancetotabletop5328
    @advancetotabletop5328 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:20 : “Stop trying to guilt me into going outside. I just want to play videos games.“
    Exactly. As much as SP is unique with its passive aggressive narrator, I really like how it also doesn‘t force the player into a specific path.
    Also, plenty of other playthroughs on YT if you want to know how the game is “supposed to be played”.

  • @Zeema
    @Zeema 5 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    Stanley Parable but kevin DOESNT GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING

    • @markx322
      @markx322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ikr it sucks I got the droom closet ending and I gotta say. It was by far my favorite.

    • @beriont.
      @beriont. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What a pity! It's hands down the best ending!

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    D I D Y O U G E T T H E B R O O M C L O S E T E N D I N G

  • @creepyleeny
    @creepyleeny 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Stanley Parable but the narrator sings Ring of Fire throughout the game instead of narrating

  • @maximumdon7637
    @maximumdon7637 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I feel that Kevin should actually play a little more of this sometime, as it has more, interesting endings and stories.
    Like "The Broom Closet Ending", or the Nuclear ending, or the story about the adventure line.

  • @minecraftoverlordpe2842
    @minecraftoverlordpe2842 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "Minecraft is the pinnacle of world exploration"
    Huzzah! A man of quality!

  • @aydentriano2882
    @aydentriano2882 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I’m stuck in the ER rn, so thank you for being my laughs while I’m here

    • @acediaethos4469
      @acediaethos4469 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      bro i was in the ER a week or two ago and i spent the entire time watching kevin too, he helps, it's like having him beside you

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kathryn R I not sure if that’s a good thing to have Kevin beside you, you saw what he did to those other hospitals.

    • @kevinaustin51
      @kevinaustin51 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feel better bud

  • @cookieusa1
    @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    My teacher watches your videos...
    Can’t blame him.

    • @cookieusa1
      @cookieusa1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Skylar McLeod, how?

    • @Scoffslaphead72
      @Scoffslaphead72 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE

    • @ahobbit1273
      @ahobbit1273 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Spartan Guy Gambit You have a cool teacher

  • @flashbanghere2279
    @flashbanghere2279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Let’s be real here,anytime Kevin plays a game he ruins everybody’s lives he comes across.

  • @motheuser
    @motheuser 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The Final Ending Is Actually Sad And Kevin Is Here Laughing His Arkse Off

    • @bigfootlil
      @bigfootlil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The final ending is actually sad and Kevin is here laughing his arse off.

  • @TheJStale
    @TheJStale 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I love how the narrator says "No!" when you take that wrong path xD

  • @plasticmanhenry
    @plasticmanhenry 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    I feel bad for every narrator. Imagine having to say anything about where ever a story goes, and how life begins and ends for any individual, you are only a voice, and must say whatever is happening in the moment, besides sitting down for that voice to be recorded for hours upon hours at a time. Its a hard life.

  • @fenlow
    @fenlow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "it was just a big button that said OFF" i dunno if it's your genre but OFF is a fantastic game that is WAY underappreciated!!

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    This is day ten of asking Kevin to play Bratz: Rock Angelz for the PS2.

    • @serena_elizabeth8453
      @serena_elizabeth8453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I expect you to continue this streak until he plays it.

    • @suddddfdf8798
      @suddddfdf8798 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      oh my god that game was my life and soul as a kid i second this x100000000

    • @LulitaInPita
      @LulitaInPita 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Keep asking my dude

    • @llpaganll
      @llpaganll 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      THIS WAS THE BEST GAME 10/10

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Day 11 of seeing this.
      Wait a minute...

  • @docette2015
    @docette2015 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This is the first time I've actually seen any of the Stanley Parable in action, and I'm glad it was with you -- you clearly know all the best ways to break the game. XD And I seriously didn't realize it had Portal and Minecraft bits if you found the "right" path! That's pretty awesome! Go Kevin!

  • @radiantal1820
    @radiantal1820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    "I need no narrator to tell me what to do..." Flashbacks to Starwars roleplay narrator guy

  • @colt486
    @colt486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    Stanley Parable but Stanley is actually Jim Pickens

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      True

  • @gamingjimmy10
    @gamingjimmy10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    Did you get the broom closet ending? It was my favorite ending!

  • @shutupnerd9694
    @shutupnerd9694 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    10:29
    can we just appreciate the fact you dont see the 420 door next to 421

  • @The_Wallflower
    @The_Wallflower 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The three horsemen of fucking with the narrator.
    1) Stanley Parable
    2) There Is No Game
    3) Dude, Stop

  • @nroke1684
    @nroke1684 5 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    12th time; sly cooper but I’m not very sly

    • @Blackout5992
      @Blackout5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Sly Cooper, but I'm not very Cooper. Sounds more appropriate to me.

    • @The_Stoned_Wanderer
      @The_Stoned_Wanderer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Dudeee I want more people to play sly cooper so it will get the love it deserves

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sly Cooper but I will never play this game

    • @feebee3963
      @feebee3963 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg, I love the Sly Cooper games, wish I could play them again so badly!

  • @SwitcherDell
    @SwitcherDell 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Kevin: ya I just really like to touch things
    FBI open up

  • @bogdance0671
    @bogdance0671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    that dislike is from the narrator

  • @skelly4753
    @skelly4753 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Still my favorite video to come back to

  • @noah321
    @noah321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That friendly non-friendly *”no!”* though

  • @GameGabe
    @GameGabe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the only game where kevin can drive narrator so crazy he'll kill himself

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait. What about star wars RP?
      Sergeant movie voice.

  • @theUBERsashimi
    @theUBERsashimi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Stanley Parable but Kevin interrupts the first 5 words of every narration just to talk more.

  • @phantombutterfly2430
    @phantombutterfly2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Day 23 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.

  • @gaga5969
    @gaga5969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    So, I've had a really bad day, it's literally got me (an adult supposedly), curled up in bed, bawling my eyes out. I know it sounds cheesy but this video really helped lift me up a bit. So thank you 😊

  • @jackelinejay
    @jackelinejay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Did you get the Broom Closet ending?
    The Broom Closet ending is my favorite.

    • @ThePlatinumDragon
      @ThePlatinumDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love the broom closet ending!

    • @faithxanneproudofliam
      @faithxanneproudofliam 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What happens in the broom closet ending?

    • @Jpx0999
      @Jpx0999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I find this concerning

  • @goldenknight1756
    @goldenknight1756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Omg, my favorite youtuber Playing my favorite game... *This must be a dream*