@Camron Tefertiller Take a few weeks off every so often, its what I do to get my tolerance back. If you can't I would suggest thinking long and hard about what place marijuana has in your life.
Cool when your young ,til it starts to really f with your memory. Ohhh man,it’s bad m the older you get my friend , you do forget. Look at Aaron Hernandez Story , I don’t even know if he was a stoner . Just be careful man . Live longer life and reverse aging. David Sinclair ,Lewis Howes. If your in 20s- 30-s-40, they can actually reverse your age . Any older it’s harder , Bill is f hilarious,I would have paid $ to see him eating a postcard brownie . ( I mentioned it only because you mentioned that you were a stoner , I’m watching a 28 yr old ,lose their memory literally,just from f bongs . I tried to help ,but apparently vaping is worse . ) As a stoner , Do you recommend anything safer ,because frankly I’m scared ###$hipless right now. Bills hilarious,unfortunately he too looks exactly like my brothers twin. He died a few yrs ago. RIP TODD ,age32 .He and his BFF got drunk ,my brother passed out on the lawn and Andy accidentally ran over his shin the next am,not seeing him,it got infected,but spread. He beat it , but it came back , and robbed him of his memory too . Our dad died the yr before too ,. Good News Is about a month ago ,I read a true story about this Cancer Cure. It’s real @ works. “ How Joe TIPPINS beat terminal lung cancer with $7 dollar dog medicine. FENDBENDAZOLE/Pancura. Interviewed by James Templeton,from the Wellness Center.” My Cancer Story Rocks, was on Facebook,but open only to Cancer Patients. Anyway Yeah Bill is awesome. 😊.
Free Spirit With Nature what in the FUCK are you talking about...... don’t ever make these false claims and accusations about weed ever, ever again. You fucking crack head.
@@mracidman2536 idk man I've said some pretty weird shit the first couple times I got high😂 and it made sense in my head😂 so maybe hes just HELLA fucked up lmfao
This is the funniest pot routine I've ever heard. I even laughed at the lady that went Ahhh when he said he flushed it. Pure comedic gold, Bill. Circle the bases.
Uh, I second that idea. I could only imagine the stories that she could tell. Plus, how she feels about Bill using her & usually something embarrassing. 😂
As an experienced stoner, I've had my funniest moment with three 100mg bottles of rays......yeah long story short, the first 2 hit after I finished the 3rd one and my body was jello for 8 hours 😂😂
I kept saying “oh no, he didn’t..he didn’t eat the whole brownie.” He ate the whole brownie! 😂😂. He’s absolutely funny! I love it when he laughs at his own experience!
First comedian in a long time who has had me in stitches this bad, with very little to no rude words! Pretty amazing skill in this day and age, thank you Bill. Please run for President!
''Who knows what kind of sick disgusting things they'll do to a head in jail!'' "My father has a vagina and apparently it's a cute one!!!" I have never laughed so freaking hard in my life!!!! Bill you are awesomeness wrapped in hilariousness 😂🤣😂
@@YourTattooedRebelGirl you said it! He's beyond funny because his routines are so relatable & believable! He has me in tears every time! "A cute vagina"! OMG stop! "Maybe that's why I have a narrow urethra!"
@@Beezlie727 Yes and I get a kick out of him every single time!!!! He has to get together with Jeff, Larry, and Ron again!!! I love when Bill does his own thing but all four of them together makes for one awesome comedy adventure lol!!!
I so agree of part 3 is so needed in this story! He's another one of those Comics that just tells it how it is and I think that's why we can all relate to him. Been-there-done-that!!!
They have a way of sneaking up on you. Made that mistake with a pot burger one time, ate it, nothing for about 20 minutes, then laughed my ass off for 2 hours straight, My son was not amused, however I had no pain anywhere for 24 hours. I never touch the edibles anymore.
Bill just has this long-lost style of telling funny stories. And the older he gets, the more incredulous he becomes at this sh*t. I think Bill was born to do Dad Jokes.
3 part would be great OMG I couldn't stop laughing I just love you. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Also love Blue comedy collar club. God bless.
My friend and I were smoking at her house ,we were in our 30-s and her phone rang and she looked at the caller ID and said , put it out its my mom. I was like are you high claireese , she's on the phone not at the door , dork
Two of my sisters, my mom and I were all at a concert in San Diego. Some guys behind us lit up and offered it to my mom first. She very politely turned it down. We of course all happily took a few hits. To this day we still laugh about how polite our mom was, she's from a whole different decade than we are. 😂😂😂
Blonde Bailey - back in the 60s my mom caught me rolling a joint, and it was to her, the most horrible thing ever. Fast forward into the 80s and she asks me to get her some weed. She claimed it was for her friend with glaucoma (I let her think I believed that). A couple of weeks later I asked her if she liked it and she said that she didn't think she would do it again. When I asked her why, she said that she ended up eating everything in the house. Oh yeah - I forgot to tell her about the munchies!
That's why you make a pan of regular brownies at the same time. My brownies are dosed at about an inch and a half square. Eat one then have all the normal brownie I want and relax.
Bill Engvall You guys are all amazing! I just meant I wish there were more that i haven't seen, watched you guys so much! ( in a non creep like way). Lmao
Oh Bill, I have to rate you up there with Lewis Grizzard for story-telling. You are pure genius. I have to say, you're probably my favorite of all time. So damn funny. Thanks!
Bill. I have been listening to you for two decades. You are the first comedian I remember listening to as a kid. I listen to comedy every day, now. And I blame you. Thank you for making your career what it is. You are amazing.
I have watched this so many times ! I about die from laughing , especially after his mother calls . OMGOSH . I COULD BARELY BREATHE ! LOVE HIM !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Some people do, some people don't. I tell you, my dad has *no* idea what it's like to smoke weed. As far as he's concerned, it's a highly addictive drug that makes you act like you're on meth.
Oh my God, as soon as he said his mom called, I remembered my friend's grandma busting us in the enclosed outdoor patio room at the exact moment the mushrooms kicked in and we laughed hysterically at her until she gave up & went back in the house 🤣😂🙊I miss you Ryan, we had some great times
This had me laughing so hard ! 🤣Bill you are the man , Gayle is so lucky to have you ❤💖 , you are so funny and creative with your jokes and stories , keep it up !
Just because your friends do drugs doesn’t mean you have to (lord I sound like an after school special). I’ve never really been interested in trying any myself but I’ve hung out with people who did. I just said I wasn’t interested and they stopped offering.
@@jaynnnewell4722 THAT is so rare though. Most do, out of peer pressure. Most probably wouldn't stay friends, they think the one that doesn't is a loser. Friends are usually alike in some way.
My daughter gave my mom a pot brownie, but mom didn't think it was working and ate another without telling my daughter. She was stoned out of her gourd and ended up in the emergency room because she couldn't feel her legs.
I remember the first time I smoked, outside a pub, went back in, sat down, and it felt like I was sat on the floor. Then later on I got picked up, by the mother, stumbled getting up and pretended I was drunk, not high, because apparently being pissed as a fart is fine but high as a kite isn't. That's the world we live in.
This must be the 4th or 5th time I have heard this and I still laugh - out loud - and I am alone when I watch it. And it will probably make me laugh the next time I watch it - again and again. Love a comedian who does not need to curse in order to get a "rise" out of the audience.
The brownie story is relatable! I'm just glad you were able to go to sleep! Last time I ate one, it was made with a Sativa strain. Damn thing had me stoned for 14 hours. Ah.... The good times.......
@John Walker, for me its a much better alternative as opposed to the 40 mg of vicodan a day. not to mention the bar xanax, amitriptyline, and prozac on a daily basis.I've not entirely kicked the xanax and amitriptyline to the curb, but it still beats the hell out of opioids.
@@SqueezeLift You probably had some pretty weak edibles, because the average edible high lasts 6 hours, and it can often last quite a bit longer. www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-long-do-edibles-last#how-long-they-last
Sir I just need you to know I just woke everyone in my house at 6 am laughing so loud! Been listening to your stuff since I was a little boy but now I have a little boy.
I was laughing so hard I woke up my entire house. My daughters are like wth is so funny...all I could say is pot brownie. So I'm pretty sure my family thinks I was high off of pot brownies now. 🤣🤣🤣
Oh Bill.... as someone who started smoking(the wonderful devil’s weed) at 13 in the’70’s I was so with everything you were saying even until today. I went many years of my adulthood weed free but to get off opioid pain management I went natural. When I started again I had to re-learn. I’ll admit I enjoyed it. I had to go cold turkey to get off opioids. Worst time of my life. Give me marijuana any day. Trust me. Just don’t plan on leaving the house while high, get used to the munchies and the random obscure stuff that runs through your brain. ☺️ Live high my friend, live high 👍
Watching this while I'm sick with a strain of flu. I was chuckling for most of it but I lost it when he started panicking about his 'missing body' and how he was going to cope. 🤣
I dont care what anyone says.....Bill Engvall is the absolute best comedian I have ever watched....No foul language and absolute priceless laughs....
Listen to James gregory
I'm 70 years old and dying of cancer and I'm as loaded as I can be watching this right now.
You Rock
God bless you
Party on, Dude.
If the fight is done, then enjoy every second however you desire until the Creator calls you home good human❤❤❤
Sending hugs from NY
❤
Now this is comedy. No politics.Old school comedy.
And proof that comedy can be clean without the f bomb every other word.
This is Bill Engvall Gold, perhaps the best stoner comedy number ever
Agree!
Same
I suspect Cheech and Chong watch this an laugh their asses off. It is perfect.
"15 or 50 the last voice you need to hear when your high is your mother"
On god this hit deep
Also moms must have the best radar! The minute you do something wrong/taboo, you’ll get a call and it’s your mom!!!
@Camron Tefertiller stop smoking dabs and get the willpower to stop for a week or 2. Ffs I havent smoke in since chrismas cause i need to find a job
@Camron Tefertiller Take a few weeks off every so often, its what I do to get my tolerance back. If you can't I would suggest thinking long and hard about what place marijuana has in your life.
Cops are way worse
My mom got me into smokin so cant say can relate
We need a part 3 because I NEED to hear about Gayle's experience!
Oh man, that'd be a great video!!
@@BillEngvallComedy this please do it
OOOOOOMG YES YES AND YEEEEEES!!!!!!
Oh gosh yes ! Thatd be awesome
Agreed
As a stoner, I haven't laughed at stoner comedy so hard
Cool when your young ,til it starts to really f with your memory. Ohhh man,it’s bad m the older you get my friend , you do forget.
Look at Aaron Hernandez Story , I don’t even know if he was a stoner . Just be careful man .
Live longer life and reverse aging. David Sinclair ,Lewis Howes. If your in 20s- 30-s-40, they can actually reverse your age . Any older it’s harder , Bill is f hilarious,I would have paid $ to see him eating a postcard brownie . ( I mentioned it only because you mentioned that you were a stoner , I’m watching a 28 yr old ,lose their memory literally,just from f bongs . I tried to help ,but apparently vaping is worse . ) As a stoner , Do you recommend anything safer ,because frankly I’m scared ###$hipless right now. Bills hilarious,unfortunately he too looks exactly like my brothers twin. He died a few yrs ago. RIP TODD ,age32 .He and his BFF got drunk ,my brother passed out on the lawn and Andy accidentally ran over his shin the next am,not seeing him,it got infected,but spread. He beat it , but it came back , and robbed him of his memory too . Our dad died the yr before too ,.
Good News Is about a month ago ,I read a true story about this Cancer Cure. It’s real @ works.
“ How Joe TIPPINS beat terminal lung cancer with $7 dollar dog medicine.
FENDBENDAZOLE/Pancura. Interviewed by James Templeton,from the Wellness Center.”
My Cancer Story Rocks, was on Facebook,but open only to Cancer Patients.
Anyway Yeah Bill is awesome. 😊.
Free Spirit With Nature what in the FUCK are you talking about...... don’t ever make these false claims and accusations about weed ever, ever again. You fucking crack head.
@@freespiritwithnature4384 you must be smoking something else
@@mracidman2536 idk man I've said some pretty weird shit the first couple times I got high😂 and it made sense in my head😂 so maybe hes just HELLA fucked up lmfao
@@mracidman2536 maybe it was laced with angel dust!
I swear, I have never laughed so damn hard over ANY of Bill's material as I did over the marijuana story. Particularly this whole part.
Me to, it has been years since I laughed and my insides hurt now.
Jen Mills I know right!!!! This is absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
I was the same. This was hilarious....
Oh my God, I'm with ya. I wet myself twice.
I was wearing head phones while watching this video and I believe every one around me thought I was nuts 😆
This is the funniest pot routine I've ever heard. I even laughed at the lady that went Ahhh when he said he flushed it. Pure comedic gold, Bill. Circle the bases.
"The last person you wants to call you is your mum" true 😂😂😂
I would love to hear Gayles stories about life with Bill.
...or Gail’s stories..
Can you imagine all these stories from her perspective!!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!
Uh, I second that idea. I could only imagine the stories that she could tell. Plus, how she feels about Bill using her & usually something embarrassing. 😂
Meanwhile Ron White is offstage thinking “Dude, you should have just asked!”
LOL. Good one
IKR!!! For Realz!!!
FLMAO ROTFF DOE!!!
I forgot all about Ron! Imagine those two together!
Bad part is I can see this
For real!! 😂
Laughed so hard, i woke my kid up. Could have something to do with the brownie i had earlier, too.
here...hands you a plate of nachos.
I got half way though this and texted friends for edibles. Never had one but we are getting dabs to make them
A most excellent choice. 😂
OMG 😂 😅
Hearing that gentle southern accent say; "Im baked out of my gourd"
made me laugh so hard I thought they were gonna have to replace my liver
“I was fine for 20 minutes”
.. “then I didn’t have a body”
Exactly how my first edible experience went. Shit was soooooo crazy
@@djgaben6187 😂 same man
As an experienced stoner, I've had my funniest moment with three 100mg bottles of rays......yeah long story short, the first 2 hit after I finished the 3rd one and my body was jello for 8 hours 😂😂
I laughed so hard no sound was coming out, tears were running down my face, and my side still hurts!
Missy B me toooooo
I laughed so hard tears were running down my legs
@@nancymiller349 LOL!!!!
Best kind of laughs Missy!!
Yep same..
...meanwhile somewhere behind me my mom bout pissed herself laughing
"Most excellent choice"
Was he from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure?
My exact thought.
No, That's Keanu Reeves
Nope , Crush from Finding Nemo.
i thought he was quoting waynes world
th-cam.com/video/5FNHtNEshk8/w-d-xo.html
I feel like everybody needs a friend like Peace in their life
Yeah but preferably not WHEN THEY'RE DEALING OUT YOUR PRESCRIPTION MEDICATION AND GIVING YOU THE WRONG KIND OF SHIT
I have several
Friends like peace are AMAZING ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Peace would be my BFF if I lived close by!!
"I go home, go down the basement and I ate the whole brownie!"
Rookie mistake. 😂😂😂😂😂
“Where did you get these brownies?!”
Lmfao!!!!! Epic!!!
Watched this numerous times and laugh so hard every time! I’m in the room with him as he tells the story!
I kept saying “oh no, he didn’t..he didn’t eat the whole brownie.” He ate the whole brownie! 😂😂. He’s absolutely funny! I love it when he laughs at his own experience!
Trying out new pick up lines, tell me what you think.
Hey baby, let me eat your brownie.
@@MorrisonScotch 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That may or may not work as pick up line!🤣🤣🤣
I always eat the whole brownie. I must have a high edible tolerance or something. My experiences are never like they talk
“A head can’t roll upstairs!!”
Don’t we all
Bill has always been one of my favorite comedians, his view on life makes me laugh till I hurt.
First comedian in a long time who has had me in stitches this bad, with very little to no rude words! Pretty amazing skill in this day and age, thank you Bill. Please run for President!
Peace said,"Are you having trouble going nighty-night?" 😂
thank you for posting the other half of the story, Bill! You are funny as ever!
''Who knows what kind of sick disgusting things they'll do to a head in jail!'' "My father has a vagina and apparently it's a cute one!!!" I have never laughed so freaking hard in my life!!!! Bill you are awesomeness wrapped in hilariousness 😂🤣😂
i found that...not even funny.
maybe because i am not high.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'm a total stoner but this had me laughing to the point I couldn't breathe. He's just a really good comedian
@@YourTattooedRebelGirl you said it! He's beyond funny because his routines are so relatable & believable! He has me in tears every time! "A cute vagina"! OMG stop! "Maybe that's why I have a narrow urethra!"
@@Beezlie727 Yes and I get a kick out of him every single time!!!! He has to get together with Jeff, Larry, and Ron again!!! I love when Bill does his own thing but all four of them together makes for one awesome comedy adventure lol!!!
I so agree of part 3 is so needed in this story! He's another one of those Comics that just tells it how it is and I think that's why we can all relate to him. Been-there-done-that!!!
"He has acute angina"
"He has a what"
I died
This was the most hilarious thing he's ever done ! I love him
Welcome to Shangri-La... That punch line was spot on. It's all so crazy you know it's got to be true! 😀😂
hahaha Mandy I couldn't make it up if I wanted to!!
That’s what we call our house
Yeah....edibles do need a guide or something. Bought some chocolates. Ate 1. Waited 2 hours...nuthin. Ate another....oh my Lord!
They do. If you buy it from a clinic they have dosages. Be wary. Some of those are no joke. A hell of a time.
They have a way of sneaking up on you. Made that mistake with a pot burger one time, ate it, nothing for about 20 minutes, then laughed my ass off for 2 hours straight, My son was not amused, however I had no pain anywhere for 24 hours. I never touch the edibles anymore.
@Ronald Strout I suspect he took some literary license for the sake of the show!
Lucky you. People always say they get scared. I smoke everyday and have never felt that..
I eat them daiky. 100mg peanut butter cookies. Eliminates my back pain. The buzz is gentle.
I laughed so hard that I was actually tearing up. The voice alterations are particularly useful. What a pro.
Bill just has this long-lost style of telling funny stories. And the older he gets, the more incredulous he becomes at this sh*t.
I think Bill was born to do Dad Jokes.
I like the one about the bugs just a getin' it across the desert sands! On Dorkfish...lol
3 part would be great OMG I couldn't stop laughing I just love you. Merry Christmas to you and your family. Also love Blue comedy collar club. God bless.
My friend and I were smoking at her house ,we were in our 30-s and her phone rang and she looked at the caller ID and said , put it out its my mom. I was like are you high claireese , she's on the phone not at the door , dork
😂😂😂😂😂
The fact her name is claireese makes the whole story funnier
I can totally relate.
Two of my sisters, my mom and I were all at a concert in San Diego. Some guys behind us lit up and offered it to my mom first. She very politely turned it down. We of course all happily took a few hits. To this day we still laugh about how polite our mom was, she's from a whole different decade than we are. 😂😂😂
Blonde Bailey - back in the 60s my mom caught me rolling a joint, and it was to her, the most horrible thing ever. Fast forward into the 80s and she asks me to get her some weed. She claimed it was for her friend with glaucoma (I let her think I believed that). A couple of weeks later I asked her if she liked it and she said that she didn't think she would do it again. When I asked her why, she said that she ended up eating everything in the house. Oh yeah - I forgot to tell her about the munchies!
Don’t eat pot brownies you’ll get the munchies and then keep eating the brownies 😂😂👍🏻
LMAO
HAHAHAHAHA SOO TRUE XD
Isn't that the point tho? 0_0
That's why you make a pan of regular brownies at the same time. My brownies are dosed at about an inch and a half square. Eat one then have all the normal brownie I want and relax.
@@suzannemcneal7320 Yeah but then you run out of regular brownies and all you have is wacky brownies left.
OH. MY. GOSH!!! This made me laugh so hard I woke my wife in the other room. These two bits are some of the best I've ever heard.
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m dying!😂😂😂
We love Bill Engvall
One of the best story tellers. Much love from Michigan.
Yooper here.
Michigander here also
When you get high for the 1st time...someone should help you like a Shaman 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
He reminds me of Crush from finding Nemo when he does Peace. Lmao!
Frenrik Rodriguez I was wondering if anyone else thought that😂
Bet you they were related!
Bill Engvall Lol. you’re not eating those brownies right now are you? 😂
After watching Nemo over 1000 times with the granddaughters I thought the same thing brother .
Ben Coker that’s crazy he responded to you
I could listen to stories like this all day
Acute angina im crying real tears😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've got tears in my eyes😂😂😂😂 cough cough...
I think my neighbors think I'm nuts, the widows are open...who cares this is hilarious 😂
I watched it while sitting on my back porch. Sorry neighbors. I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard (and loudly).
Same here. Always bursting out laughing a stuff like this. People have to know I am high most the time. I am, but for medical reasons. ; )
Well u gotta cough to get off
hilarious! wish they'd come back with more. Bill was always my favorite along with Ron.
And Jeff Foxworthy too
Was!? I'm still around Kari geesh!!! haha we both are!!
Bill Engvall
You guys are all amazing! I just meant I wish there were more that i haven't seen, watched you guys so much! ( in a non creep like way). Lmao
@@lucynightfall455 Let's not forget about Larry The Cable Guy
Oh Lord. I haven't laughed so hard in quite some time!! Thanks Bill.
Oh Bill, I have to rate you up there with Lewis Grizzard for story-telling. You are pure genius. I have to say, you're probably my favorite of all time. So damn funny. Thanks!
He was a great American.
Wow! There's a name you don't hear very often! You're right though😁
The visual of Gayle drinking milk out of the carton is too much! 😆😆😆😆
While lying on a table 😂😂😂
Laugh so hard started coughing love Bill Engvall my favorite comedian of all time
The story can’t end there I need to know what happens to gale
Nothing. He aaid he ate the whole brownie.
He said he bought a weeks worth so I assume he bought at least 7 assuming that he planned to eat one a day.
Gale..? She blew away. 🤷♂️
How about you eat the damn brownie and find out asssshooll
Omg bill I’m sorry you had a bad brownie incident but man I bet you had no pain for 17 hours😂😂😂
Right, lol
Until he woke up. lol
Bill. I have been listening to you for two decades. You are the first comedian I remember listening to as a kid. I listen to comedy every day, now. And I blame you. Thank you for making your career what it is. You are amazing.
Is it just me, or does Peace sound like Ted, from Bill & Ted???🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crush from finding nemo
Bill Engval: The real head of the household.
I was listening to this while working out and I literally feel on the floor I was laughing so hard 😂👍
I love Bill, he's absolutely hilarious ❤
“And I was fine for 20mins and then I didn’t have a body” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I have watched this so many times ! I about die from laughing , especially after his mother calls . OMGOSH . I COULD BARELY BREATHE ! LOVE HIM !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The funniest thing about this bit is he's acting like he knows nothing about marijuana...please😂
ROBERT Whatley He knows more than I know. I’ve never smoked pot and never wanted to.
Well, he didn't before this, but he sure does now!! LOL
Some people do, some people don't. I tell you, my dad has *no* idea what it's like to smoke weed. As far as he's concerned, it's a highly addictive drug that makes you act like you're on meth.
Kathy young I'm sure your one one the pill enthusiast's lol
Oh my God, as soon as he said his mom called, I remembered my friend's grandma busting us in the enclosed outdoor patio room at the exact moment the mushrooms kicked in and we laughed hysterically at her until she gave up & went back in the house 🤣😂🙊I miss you Ryan, we had some great times
Sounds awesome
Just laughed my ass off and spit water out of my nose.
Good to see Bill is still getting people to laugh it up.
This had me laughing so hard ! 🤣Bill you are the man , Gayle is so lucky to have you ❤💖 , you are so funny and creative with your jokes and stories , keep it up !
How can Bill be really good friends with Ron White and NEVER tried weed.... Curious minds want to know
@Thor Odinson wow.... Thanks for sharing. I'll sleep better someone took my comment seriously vs. a joke
Thor Odinson
*And* i have tried weed.
I have no desire to ever try weed???
Thor Odinson didn't tell you he's only 7 years old though ...
Just because your friends do drugs doesn’t mean you have to (lord I sound like an after school special). I’ve never really been interested in trying any myself but I’ve hung out with people who did. I just said I wasn’t interested and they stopped offering.
@@jaynnnewell4722 THAT is so rare though. Most do, out of peer pressure. Most probably wouldn't stay friends, they think the one that doesn't is a loser. Friends are usually alike in some way.
My daughter gave my mom a pot brownie, but mom didn't think it was working and ate another without telling my daughter. She was stoned out of her gourd and ended up in the emergency room because she couldn't feel her legs.
😲🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i she ok though
That's fucking hilarious!
@@danielstewart7163
Oh yeah, I know what they are.
Damn man! That's intense! Definitely never want to drive whole on that kinda shit.
@@danielstewart7163 was it the last time?😂🤣😂🤣
Oh lord! That happened to my mom too. She was tripping for real.
I remember the first time I smoked, outside a pub, went back in, sat down, and it felt like I was sat on the floor. Then later on I got picked up, by the mother, stumbled getting up and pretended I was drunk, not high, because apparently being pissed as a fart is fine but high as a kite isn't. That's the world we live in.
Bill,thank you for all these years of laughter. It was needed.Again,regards from Australia....all the best to you and Gail
This must be the 4th or 5th time I have heard this and I still laugh - out loud - and I am alone when I watch it. And it will probably make me laugh the next time I watch it - again and again. Love a comedian who does not need to curse in order to get a "rise" out of the audience.
Seriously the first stand up that has made me laugh this hard in YEARS
You need to watch Sebastian maniscalco
The brownie story is relatable! I'm just glad you were able to go to sleep! Last time I ate one, it was made with a Sativa strain. Damn thing had me stoned for 14 hours. Ah.... The good times.......
14 hours? You sure it wasnt spice or PCP??
@@SqueezeLift very sure. I decarboxolated the herb myself. Pineapple Express.
@John Walker, for me its a much better alternative as opposed to the 40 mg of vicodan a day. not to mention the bar xanax, amitriptyline, and prozac on a daily basis.I've not entirely kicked the xanax and amitriptyline to the curb, but it still beats the hell out of opioids.
@@SqueezeLift You probably had some pretty weak edibles, because the average edible high lasts 6 hours, and it can often last quite a bit longer.
www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/how-long-do-edibles-last#how-long-they-last
Omgosh! Laughing so hard! Just hearing about his pot adventures is doing me good!
Yeah, we definitely need part 3 and Gayle's experience. This is one of the funniest routines I've seen. Thanks Bill for your talent.
I think I sprained my gut laughing so hard.
I just had my gallbladder removed and i laughed so hard at this i popped a stitch😂
bjmurphy2000 omg that happened to me when I had surgery I had to go back 😂😭
Sir I just need you to know I just woke everyone in my house at 6 am laughing so loud! Been listening to your stuff since I was a little boy but now I have a little boy.
I was laughing so hard I woke up my entire house. My daughters are like wth is so funny...all I could say is pot brownie. So I'm pretty sure my family thinks I was high off of pot brownies now. 🤣🤣🤣
you weren't? i'd have to be to find that funny.
@@paulk5311 I guess some people just have different tastes in what they find funny. 😁
I watched the whole stand up show & I laughed so hard I cried. Hands down favorite comedian of all time
I laughed so hard, I was crying
I had the pleasure of watching this legend in my hometown, man he is a great story teller.
This guy is hilarious!! My stomach hurts from laughing so hard
That's an irresponsible clerk they're supposed to tell you how much a recommended dose is
Taylor Miller because this never happened
Oh Bill.... as someone who started smoking(the wonderful devil’s weed) at 13 in the’70’s I was so with everything you were saying even until today. I went many years of my adulthood weed free but to get off opioid pain management I went natural. When I started again I had to re-learn. I’ll admit I enjoyed it. I had to go cold turkey to get off opioids. Worst time of my life. Give me marijuana any day. Trust me. Just don’t plan on leaving the house while high, get used to the munchies and the random obscure stuff that runs through your brain. ☺️ Live high my friend, live high 👍
"The don't say hey, all you need is a corner". 🤣 My exact first experience with a candy bar.
I really hope they make a DVD of this
OMG! THis was literally pure comedy I love it!!!
I haven't laughed that hard in a couple of years!
Stoner thought of the day: I'm not my body, my body is me.
Dude
Bruh
Oh my god
Really funny stuff. Respect to Bill & thanks for the laughs.
That Ward Clever line was too funny!!! That would have been a good epsoide of Leave it to Beaver. We named our kid Beaver!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
Still making me laugh lol haven’t changed a bit Bill! You’re awesome 👏🏻
how dare you waste weed by flushing it. you know there are starving children in Africa right?
And people in MS can't get any!
Pot heads!
@@brokendoll4116 by personal experience of an exdrunk .....thanks!
That was gold! 😀
That wouldn't help. Then they would have the munchies on top of already starving.
that plost twist in the end was gold. I didnt see that coming at all. Nice story develpment
Every time he says "nothin'!" gets me.
Watching this while I'm sick with a strain of flu. I was chuckling for most of it but I lost it when he started panicking about his 'missing body' and how he was going to cope. 🤣
Whered ya get these brownies lmfao i havnt laughed so much from a comedian ina long time!! (Im still lol)
Never heard him do this one before. OMG I was laughing!!
I am laughing so hard! I want to hear Gayle’s experience!
Greatest comedy ever! Stoned right now and had to edit cause i hit send to quick 😂
It’s been a long time since I last watched a Bill Engvall stand up.
He still makes me laugh.
Hehehe 🤣 I love this. Thank you for sharing your gifts and talents with US ALL 🎉 I laughed so much 💯
As soon as he said there’s no dosage on them my first thought was oh god how bad did it get