Pranking My Father | Bill Engvall

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  • You can't tell Bill something he finds hilarious and not expect him to do something with it. Especially when it involves a chance to prank his father. See how Bill was able to pull a fast one on pops and how Bill Sr. reacted!
    What's the best prank you've pulled? Hit Bill in the comments, he'll answer back to some of the funny ones!!
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    About Bill Engvall
    Comedian Bill Engvall was part of the enormously successful Blue Collar Comedy Tour and has starred in a number of films, TV shows and sitcoms, including Blue Collar TV, Comedy Central, A Pair of Jokers, Evening at the Improv , The Jeff Foxworthy Show, The Tonight Show and the Late Show with David Letterman. Some of Engvall's specials and albums include:
    Just Sell Him For Parts (2016)
    Them Idiots Whirled Tour (2012)
    Aged and Confused (2009)
    15° Off Cool (2007)
    Dorkfish (1998)
    Here’s Your Sign (1996)
    Engvall's work has earned his numerous awards, including American Comedy Award for “Best Male Stand-up Comedian," #1 position on the Billboard Comedy Chart for Here's Your Sign, “Best Selling Comedy album," and a Grammy Award nomination for Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One For The Road.
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  • @jackcasey7037
    @jackcasey7037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    “Y’all I’m a comedian. You cannot hand me a loaded gun like that and not think it ain’t gonna go off at some point.” Love that!

  • @matthiasneidenberger9471
    @matthiasneidenberger9471 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I don’t care how many of his specials I see, I still never know where he’s gonna go and it’s hilarious.

  • @knxcholx
    @knxcholx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    "Well it's something new we're trying" 🤣🤣

  • @MrEscott357
    @MrEscott357 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    What I would have loved to see was his precious mother's expression when her husband told the police to "Go to Hell" and hung up the phone. LoL

    • @Arelak
      @Arelak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That would have just added more fuel to a later comedy skit! HAhaha!

    • @vickiem601
      @vickiem601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      He probably told her, "that was YOUR son on the phone."

    • @joshhuskins5363
      @joshhuskins5363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@vickiem601 lol

    • @saragrant9749
      @saragrant9749 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I also loved her “I know that get on the phone!!” bit 😂

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "And I'm not even disguising my voice! THIS IS HIS ONLY SON TALKING TO HIM!"

    • @Bob4282
      @Bob4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You know it's sad when both parents don't recognize there only son's voice.

    • @soccerndog3785
      @soccerndog3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Oh when my mom called my dad/sister and then I started talking she couldn’t tell the difference between my sister and I since we sounded the exact same on the phone. Well to her we did.

    • @prestonhodge5151
      @prestonhodge5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣

    • @differenttakethanmost
      @differenttakethanmost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, not buyin’ it.
      15 years ago... just now clearing the books on it?!?!
      But it’s a damn fine story.

    • @LynxSouth
      @LynxSouth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My sister and I had very different voices IRL, but on the phone, most people couldn't tell us apart. It just depends.

  • @thecowboy9698
    @thecowboy9698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Can you imagine having Bill Engvall for a son? There would never be a dull moment.

    • @chriscarpenter3370
      @chriscarpenter3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      or a dad 😂

    • @thecowboy9698
      @thecowboy9698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@chriscarpenter3370 - if his dad is anything like him, Bill better be getting ready for some serious Payback.

    • @badandy102
      @badandy102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Would be fun even just having him as a friend.

    • @michaelheath2866
      @michaelheath2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Aw heck I've known guys like Bill. You think this is a well developed act, but seriously like half the guys I've known from my hometown are just the same. I can't ever hang out with them them without laughing my a** off.

    • @christopherbello7961
      @christopherbello7961 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gffrffeermo

  • @luciddreaming9129
    @luciddreaming9129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    My Grandmother, bless her heart, was such a wonderful woman. She was so friendly. I once had a conversation with her over the phone, it was a like a 7 minute talk. Everything seemed normal. we're having a nice chat. We go to end the conversation so we're saying our goodbyes and whatnots and I say "I love you". She randomly gets sorta quiet and then finally says "I was going to ask earlier... but who is this?" That angel of a woman literally had a complete conversation for close to ten minutes with someone she didn't know and even waited until the very end to ask. She talked with me like she knew me my whole life. I had no clue she didn't know. It was just that natural of a conversation. Half the time I can't even tell a waiter what I want to eat without feeling out of place and she didn't even bat an eye at the thought she was on the phone with a possible stranger. R.I.P. Gammy Liz

  • @drewsmithson6665
    @drewsmithson6665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    'It'll mess up the books'.. I'm dying..haha..I'm literally crying... I needed this!

  • @Duvallmd
    @Duvallmd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Bill, I had the pleasure of taking ACLS from your Dad as a third-year medical student at S&W. He was a great instructor and hilarious, I was in no way surprised that his son was a comedian. I think we still have the stork drawing he did for mothers who delivered at S&W. I hope he is still doing well, and I am sure he is proud of you.

    • @odysseusrex5908
      @odysseusrex5908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      (Best Bill Engvall impersonation) I did not know that Smith and Wesson *had* a medical school. Kinda makes sense when you think about it though.

    • @Agent_Clark
      @Agent_Clark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@odysseusrex5908 and im dead

    • @mitchpitner3229
      @mitchpitner3229 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Darren Duvall I'm sorry to inform you but Bill's Dad has passed away.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@odysseusrex5908 lmao 😂

    • @saltymisfit6566
      @saltymisfit6566 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How truly awesome

  • @painthegreat
    @painthegreat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    "I know that, get on the PHONE!"
    Anyone else visualize their mother saying this or is it just me?

    • @Moonsfire62
      @Moonsfire62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      No it's not just you....ROFLMAO

    • @saragrant9749
      @saragrant9749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I totally imagine my mom doing that! 😂😂

    • @bellerain381
      @bellerain381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oooooohhhhhh, yeah!!! I think every mother has that tone!!

    • @redrazorx-23
      @redrazorx-23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damn i thought i was the only one

    • @prestonhodge5151
      @prestonhodge5151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣

  • @vh6307
    @vh6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I love the fact that Bill's father keeps making sense of the WHOLE thing!!😂😅

  • @LadyAnuB
    @LadyAnuB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    "15 years later to correct your books? Who's your accountant? Gary?"

  • @starseed39
    @starseed39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    That's what you call Southern humor😉😂😂😂😂😂

  • @spikejr3113jr
    @spikejr3113jr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    “am not disguising my voice” got me laughing damn near pissed my self.

  • @sheilapasquini6232
    @sheilapasquini6232 5 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Love Bill and his friend Jeff Foxworthy. The kind of humor you can lisren with your family. Thank you Mr. Engvall.

    • @saragrant9749
      @saragrant9749 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exactly- it’s the kind of humor you can look at your family and go “guilty!”

  • @jeffnaslund
    @jeffnaslund 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Good comedy comes in all forms. Bill’s material is genius

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I swear, most of the times I see Envall's work, I need to dry my eyes from laughing so hard!

    • @michellekinder3051
      @michellekinder3051 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When listening to him when he flew with the Thunderbirds I was laughing so hard I was in pain.

  • @jmr152
    @jmr152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Bill's on TH-cam. My life is complete now. ❤️

  • @NVConservative
    @NVConservative 5 ปีที่แล้ว +359

    And the one dislike was from Bill's dad. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ladym2398
      @ladym2398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Riiight 🤣🤣🤣

    • @YamatoCharm
      @YamatoCharm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Given Engvall Sr passed away last year.

    • @bayoustormryder3823
      @bayoustormryder3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @billwesseldine1809
      @billwesseldine1809 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bayoustormryder3823 ttb ttb

    • @markbedway1787
      @markbedway1787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Route 189 Productions his wife probably killed him opps

  • @Name-kd5jj
    @Name-kd5jj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1219

    He made everyone laugh without using a single dirty joke. That's rare these days.

    • @juliebryant6438
      @juliebryant6438 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Very true! You can share his videos with anyone and they won't get offended.

    • @amandahibbs3690
      @amandahibbs3690 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Julie Bryant unless you’re the idiot who he’s talking about in his here’s your sign jokes lmao

    • @calebmoore7007
      @calebmoore7007 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Tim Hawkins is another one

    • @richardyoung1398
      @richardyoung1398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      NPC1862862152-2 the problem with the world today... is the kardishians or whatever their stupid fucking name is, has millions of followers and this guy has 50,000.

    • @tylergarza8695
      @tylergarza8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@richardyoung1398 Would you calm the fuck down. You're actually getting offended in a conversation about how this offends nobody.
      Fuckin boomers.

  • @karirose3513
    @karirose3513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I live for these jokes. To be able to play that off you have to be an evil genius.

  • @lindeeabernathy2173
    @lindeeabernathy2173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Why would anyone dislike this guy? He's soooo funny and if I'm in a bad mood, he gets me out of Iran's I'm laughing like crazy in no time! Keep it up!

    • @ThellysTheOddBod
      @ThellysTheOddBod ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably because they know that they aren't and never will be as funny as he is...... Nuff said

  • @kchasehenson57
    @kchasehenson57 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    How can anybody give this video a thumbs down? I loved it and always laugh at what you come up with Bill.
    You are one of my favorite comedians.
    💜

  • @parakeet8157
    @parakeet8157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    My Brother was living w/ my Grandparents. The Local Police called their house. They asked if she knew my Brother. Grandma asked" What's he done now?"

    • @Dr_Monitor
      @Dr_Monitor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I imagine dispatch had a real hard time holding back the laughter from that.

  • @viperrx111
    @viperrx111 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    That is one of the best comedy skits I've seen thus far in life and the sad part is it touches on reality closely

  • @live_chimney
    @live_chimney ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This dude shattered my rib cage "well that sounds right to me"🤣🤣🙇🏿‍♂️🙇🏿‍♂️🇰🇪

  • @ladya1953
    @ladya1953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    My dad once spoke to me on the phone for 15 minutes before realizing he was not talking to my sister.
    Got away with him so bad!

    • @chrischar9428
      @chrischar9428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would have been funnier if you were a man

  • @2lilangelwingz
    @2lilangelwingz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I about died. Apparently they had meals on wheels meal for lunch that day. They said they were late not that they didnt come !! This guy is so funny been watching him for years and it never gets old. This is a true Icon in the comedy community right there. Absolutely legend!!!

  • @crowleysgirl3257
    @crowleysgirl3257 5 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    My mother often used to answer the phone in a deadpan voice and say, "city morgue." Or the longer version, "City morgue: you stab them, we slab them." She was visiting her mother in the hospital when the phone in the room rang. My poor grandfather when he heard "city morgue". It took Mom a bit to calm him down and realize it was just his exhausted daughter.

    • @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah
      @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I was around 14 when the phone rang at home. I grabbed it since my mom was busy, "Kelly's Pool Room, Kelly ain't here.." Guy on the other end got the giggles so bad I couldn't understand him. I handed the phone to my mom.. It was the State Police calling about some charity event. 😁 Apparently he kept giggling thru the whole call. 😂😂

    • @Hitsujikai
      @Hitsujikai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ‘Kate’s mule barn. Which ass you wana talk to?

    • @theorganguy
      @theorganguy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      My brother comes up with funny ones, too, the best one i heard was: "Here speaks the voice of reason, how may i help?"

    • @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah
      @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Telemarketer calls are especially fun to mess with.. I pretend they called a radio station request line and they're on the air. Fastest CLICK you've ever heard. 😂😂

    • @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber
      @RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Had a scammer call me yesterday, claiming he's from my insurance company. Obvious Indian accent is a big red flag. (Apologies to all Indians with legit jobs.) I had FUN with him. "Is this (FN, LN)?" No. [Gave him a fake LN.] "What kind of car do you have? Ford, Toyota, Nissan, or Chevy?" Yes. "Ok, Chevy. Impala? Coronado?" Yup. (There were a few more exchanges like this where he'd give me a multiple choice question and I gave him a very vague non-answer. Age, rent/own home, etc.)
      There were a couple times he had to read some long whatever to me. I made him repeat it three times.
      Finally he asks "Ok, so you live in [state I live in]?" Nope, I live in [other state].
      He transfers me to some lady who supposedly represents a completely different insurance company. "How can I help you?" Well, Jeffrey who supposedly works for [my insurance company] transferred me here. I don't know why. "Do you live in [other state]?" Nope, I live in [third state].
      Got transferred again. Call dropped after less than a minute, so fun ended.
      Shoutout to James Veitch for being the king of spam-handling. But damn, Bill Engvall can troll! His own parents! That's ballsy.

  • @RiiConnaissance
    @RiiConnaissance 5 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    Played this in the car for my husband over Bluetooth on the way to my mother-in-law's. Had my three year old with us. Bill got to the end of his delivery, "Go to HELL!" and my son burst out, "No, go to Grandma's!"
    My husband and I guffawed for three minutes straight...and then the kid started telling us "Stop laughing! It's not funny!" 🤣

    • @kjellringstrom6217
      @kjellringstrom6217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Mother in laws, or hell, some times there´s no difference. lol

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's too great! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaellorilemond1631
      @michaellorilemond1631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That is hilarious!!!!

  • @barbaraburrill2550
    @barbaraburrill2550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bill Envill is so funny. I remember long time ago telling Jokes on TV when I was a younging. Made me laugh so hard tears in my eyes. Really good comedian. Thank you Bill for all the laughs in my life.

  • @bigcountryvet5984
    @bigcountryvet5984 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Thanks Bill. I'm from Austin. I'll be 70 on the fourth. Georgetown is not a small town any more. When I was growing up It still wasn't that small. I guess you are comparing it to L.A. Keep up your great comedy.

  • @lynn8101
    @lynn8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    We love to watch bill cause he is down to earth and funny we will keep him close to our heart we love you all❤❤

  • @ouroboris
    @ouroboris 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Tears running of my eyes, snot running out of my nose... it's a running joke and I loved it.

  • @karenmurphy6749
    @karenmurphy6749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    LORD HAVE MERCY!! My dad would have drug me through the phone & put some tender loving on my rear end!!! It wouldn't have been a pretty sight!!

  • @nanascorner1806
    @nanascorner1806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    My daughter met Bills dad and he was talking about his kids. He was talking about his son (Bill) and he isn't too impressed he's a comedian. He said, "I have a son but he's a comedian..." and he made a face like he wasn't exactly thrilled with Bill and his career choice. It was kinda funny.

    • @bobbierobinson6269
      @bobbierobinson6269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂🤣

    • @Aint_no_senators_son
      @Aint_no_senators_son 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Probably right after this happened. 🤣

    • @Bob4282
      @Bob4282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      How could you be proud of your son when the Dad is the punch line to a funny joke & his Dad look's like a Jackass.

    • @danielevans9506
      @danielevans9506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      bill is the joke of the family :)

  • @MJF1958
    @MJF1958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Just goes to show if you get a man's mind on food he'll go along with anything! Lol

    • @michaelheath2866
      @michaelheath2866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The real truth right there. You get something amazing in front of me and my stomach, you can sell me that bridge you got. I suspect most Women figure that one out pretty quick which would explain a lot...

    • @AustinAirCo
      @AustinAirCo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hey, stop giving away our secrets.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No lie! Just watching this, & I want a sandwich! Two actually! Just like Bill described! 😂😂😂

    • @vh6307
      @vh6307 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      FOR SURE!!!!☺️🍻

  • @debbieswan1213
    @debbieswan1213 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I really should know by now to use my inhaler BEFORE I watch your video instead of waiting till I'm laughing and gasping for breath to grab it...😂😂😂😂

  • @nadinemasteller1089
    @nadinemasteller1089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the laughs Bill. At this time, laughs are invaluable.

  • @joannp5806
    @joannp5806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Bill can make every day situations so funny!!

  • @RagtopRoads
    @RagtopRoads 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    My favorite comic of all time.

  • @killer92173
    @killer92173 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "911. What's your emergency?"
    "WELL WE'RE ABOUT TO DAMN STARVE TO DEATH! THAT'S WHAT THE DAMN EMERGENCY IS!!!"
    "Ma'am Is there anyone dead there??"
    "THERE'S GONNA BE TWO DEAD PEOPLE IF WE DON'T GET OUR SANDWICHES REAL QUICK!!"
    I swear I almost spat out my drink when I first saw that part!! Lmao

  • @lilmonstersmiler
    @lilmonstersmiler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    I'm laughing so loud, I think I woke up my neighbor 🤣🤣

  • @melissasalisbury4489
    @melissasalisbury4489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I like how he laughs at himself

  • @lanamartin2540
    @lanamartin2540 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love Bill Engvall! Absolutely hilarious!!!

  • @scottharman110
    @scottharman110 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Mr.engvall I think the state of Texas should get a refund on your dad's education 😁

  • @barbaracarballo2853
    @barbaracarballo2853 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    OMG!! I nearly wet myself laughing so hard. You are the best

  • @MasterAnakinSkyWalker
    @MasterAnakinSkyWalker 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    This will always be hilarious. Bill successfully pranked his father without disguising his voice. That's hilarious.

  • @saragrant9749
    @saragrant9749 ปีที่แล้ว

    “I KNOW THAT GET ON THE PHONE!!” Oh I can just picture that conversation 🤣🤣

  • @motherofbears4159
    @motherofbears4159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    After watching more than once I am still laughing my butt off and fluid is leaking out of my eyes. An extremely funny man. Bless you Mr. Engvall!! 🤣🤣

  • @steveclark4291
    @steveclark4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Oh my sides are hurting so bad from laughing ! Thank you as I needed something to brighten my day ! Thank you again !

    • @marciawhite692
      @marciawhite692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here's one more thing to brighten your day 😀🤗

    • @steveclark4291
      @steveclark4291 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@marciawhite692 well thank you !

  • @duckmangooo7376
    @duckmangooo7376 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When he said " Way out in the sticks " I thought for sure he was talking about St.Regis, Montana. The family trees are two branches with three leaves. Their idea of family reunion is a party of five. It takes some residents three days to fully eat a ear of corn.

  • @gusmoore7678
    @gusmoore7678 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Y’all Bigtime Brother Bill

  • @Timetraveler1111MN
    @Timetraveler1111MN 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Meatloaf sandwich oh yeah that’s my favorite

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      U r gorgeous

    • @tonyacosta4574
      @tonyacosta4574 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I love meatloaf sandwich

  • @Harvest1966
    @Harvest1966 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Bill, that was priceless!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince4482 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Honestly my favorite special of Bill's.

  • @deborahduthie4519
    @deborahduthie4519 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I wish I had done that to my parents. So funny👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇦🇺

  • @Goell-Ravenwish-DnD-Elf-Druid
    @Goell-Ravenwish-DnD-Elf-Druid 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    My dad used to answer the phone before they had caller ID, so he had no clue how was on the other end. this is what he would say( Beck's Barn, head Jackass speaking.)

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Whovian 1976 ;
      Mine was, "Mule barn. Which jackass you wanna talk to?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @Baumeister40
    @Baumeister40 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'd like to know how old Bill and his folks were at the time of this prank. So doggone funny. Thank you!

  • @rebelrailroader
    @rebelrailroader 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this story no matter how many times I hear it.

  • @rondadunno7771
    @rondadunno7771 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was super funny! I always love your humor!!!!!!! My dad would have said the same thing! 😂😂😂😂

  • @mrwickairsoft6345
    @mrwickairsoft6345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Bill Engvall ur the funniest comedian ever
    My Dad, brother, and I listen to ur stand up comedy videos all the time. 😂🙂🙂🙂

  • @samanthasowell6350
    @samanthasowell6350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Well Bill what did you expect? You done dragged your dad out of the shower. Then made him hungry! LOL

  • @kudukilla
    @kudukilla ปีที่แล้ว +1

    First ACLS class I took, lead instructor was an anesthesiologist Dr. Engvall. He talked about his son who was working to become a comedian. Yes it turned out to be his father.

  • @annadenny4346
    @annadenny4346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Awesome l LOVED it. You are great I am still laughing

  • @markusschaffer9712
    @markusschaffer9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could you imagine having Bill as a father?! The shenanigans would never stop.....

  • @JF32304
    @JF32304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Pranks on people is honestly the funniest thing. 🤣😂🤣

  • @robinemery
    @robinemery 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Parents are too funny😂😂 good one Bill 💜💜

  • @beachkat
    @beachkat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You're the most hilarious comedian I know! 😂😂

  • @t4dbeats940
    @t4dbeats940 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i have always been a huge fan and this comedy show here is your best I think.. your stories are so hilarious..

  • @isailopez4132
    @isailopez4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lots of laughs, not a single bad word heard 👌🏽

  • @yxungdc7402
    @yxungdc7402 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This is some of the funniest shit I've heard in a minute

  • @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah
    @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    My ex boyfriend once took me and a friend of his to a really old cemetary after midnight. We took my van so there was room for all 3 of us. We wandered around there for a while, back in the trees with just flashlights for light. The ex's friend was already jittery & nervous judt being there. When we had to walk back to the van, I freaked them both out by pretending to have a conversation with a ghost. They ran like the hounds of hell were after them! Both were panicking because I'd locked the van and they couldn't get in. 😂😂 It took me halfway home to convince them it was a joke. 😄😂😄😂😄😂👻👻

    • @Avallachgrey
      @Avallachgrey 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      My kinda woman!

    • @missyb2366
      @missyb2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ROFLMAO!!!!!

    • @chiefsteps-in-poo1757
      @chiefsteps-in-poo1757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Funny story, gotta try that one myself. It's just that when I started reading your story, by the time I got to the READ MORE icon I was so excited I expected a completely different ending to your tale.

    • @Okiedude5
      @Okiedude5 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Curious as to why you mentioned you took your van so there was room for all 3 of you? Am I missing something or

    • @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah
      @shiliela_rhymes_with_delilah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Okiedude5 My ex bf's car was a tiny Chevette. No room for 3 adults when one was over 6 ft tall.

  • @JazzyJonas
    @JazzyJonas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Master storyteller.

  • @SusanMcNeil-b2f
    @SusanMcNeil-b2f 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    He's so clean & funny!!!

  • @Katherine-L789
    @Katherine-L789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Didn't you just love getting your parents back in a funny way for all those times they dressed you in something ridiculous or embarrassed you in front of your friends??? I would have refused to wear those nasty clothes but my dad had a sense of humor and was a Marine and I know for a fact he would have sent me to school in my danged pajamas!! Hahaha. Good stuff!!

  • @051adam
    @051adam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank God for mr. Engvall!

  • @Andrew-yb1uv
    @Andrew-yb1uv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Brilliant, what delivery!

  • @anoushkaarmstrong7673
    @anoushkaarmstrong7673 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I wondered about the voice... I kept on waiting for the dad to get him !!! still funny .

  • @ryanarbuckle5637
    @ryanarbuckle5637 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Bill literally impersonating a cop, and talking about it on TV 😂😂😂. Again, can't hand me a loaded gun like this. Lmao bill ur awesome!! 🤣

  • @JG-fe1gx
    @JG-fe1gx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I bet his folks are two of the nicest people you'd ever meet.

  • @shurryma
    @shurryma 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that "go to hell" was so meant.. hhahahahahhahahaa

  • @teddyharrison1115
    @teddyharrison1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He's always been my favorite comedian the 1 that I like the best is when the mary Jane 1 when he ate brownies then his mom said um these brownies are delicious I lmao

  • @larrybingham3202
    @larrybingham3202 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lived next to your grandparents in Georgetown on Dawn drive. Precious sweet people…

  • @Linlateal1990
    @Linlateal1990 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of his best!!!

  • @shelleyolsen5418
    @shelleyolsen5418 ปีที่แล้ว

    My very favorite bit

  • @notadumbblond3
    @notadumbblond3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love Bill Engvall. My favorite comedian.

  • @andygrew4832
    @andygrew4832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Been at it for so long and still among the best!

  • @JF32304
    @JF32304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know how he kept that all together. I would be rolling on the floor 🤣😂🤣

  • @vincesergi7339
    @vincesergi7339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Excuse me sir, were clearing out our books for the end of the year and we had to send out emergency vehicles once 15 years ago to your parents house. There's going to be a fine.
    Sounds reasonable.

    • @vermontvampyre
      @vermontvampyre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thats okay. I knew someone who had a child adopted at age 2. 4 years later they FINALLY got sent the post adoption agreement papers. The child was 6. ...The child was adopted through foster care. It took them /4/ years to be like "oh shit we were supposed to mail this to the birth mother"

  • @13thworker45
    @13thworker45 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    One of your best!

  • @crlguitar1
    @crlguitar1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Well, Bill, now I know why you got 'brain dusters' in church from your dad...
    I'm sure that wasn't the ONLY time that you pranked your father!

  • @justobserving170
    @justobserving170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I worked 911 for a while, you just cannot imagine the calls that came in.

  • @jbsulls
    @jbsulls 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh, good lord. That "go to hell" brought back memories of my grandfather whenever we pranked him.

  • @jenniferbassfirstchannel
    @jenniferbassfirstchannel ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh this is hilarious 🤣! I so need bill to help me do some pranks like this on my family! lol 😂 ❤❤! I’m laugh so hard my ribs hurt!

  • @Multicharachter
    @Multicharachter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Lol this is beautiful I wish I could do that to my parents but cant but it's amazing

  • @oldman9843
    @oldman9843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    lol " That woman was crazy "

  • @teresagoodwin7458
    @teresagoodwin7458 ปีที่แล้ว

    Absolutely PRICELESS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @christophgamingandmore
    @christophgamingandmore ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Brilliant 😂

  • @missyb2366
    @missyb2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    OMG, I love a good prank!!!!

    • @michaeledmond2367
      @michaeledmond2367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hello Missy
      How are you. I hope you've had a good day today. Am a fan of Bill. I saw you here and I am hoping we can get to know each other better and be friends let's see how it goes from here.