Yeah real! I wear bodysuits often and even though I've already worn them I worry abt fitting into them bc they look so small when not being stretched lmao
As someone who actually decorated cakes for a living, *holy shit* the otters. That first one? The expectation? That's an edible image. We print 'em, lay 'em on white icing, it transfers over. The reality? That's fucking fondant on icing That's hand-goddamn-done, if they ordered from a bakery. The amount of time, effort, and skill that would take to make that look *that* good is absolutely impressive.
@@derpstick5467 Yes, but it's also quite often overdone, overpowering the cake and icing. I probably wouldn't want a huge slice of otter torso, but a smaller slice, if paired with something like a rich vanilla buttercream or cream cheese(it's almost impossible to get colors like those on the cake in anything other than a white icing as a base), can be nice.
@@Recordspin Have you discussed this with a licensed professional? That sounds like Pica. Actually, you're surprisingly not alone. We get customers who are actually upset that we don't use fondant for our cakes(we use Decopack plastic kits, like a lot of chains).
A teacher at my school always said, " You can do anything you want, but it won't be without consequences." I thought of this while watching this video. He's not wrong, tho, you can control what you do, not what happens to you
In fact there is a whole industry of this where a person is employed to arrange food in an atractive presentation to be photographed They are call Food Illustrator or Food Artist and They make like... an average of $25/hour and $4,271/month Pretty impresive if You ask Me
@@taco_captain5139 Helps for me that this bot's pfp comes from my favorite character in "Peep And The Big Wide World" It's so obscure and I wonder what drove whoever's behind this bot to spread his flattering flatulent abilities across the internet behind the image of a cartoon duck from an obscure childhood cartoon But I'm very happy they're doing rather than what the other generic bots do, this one at least tries to be unique and is fairly harmless
@@MikiAnne29 kinda? its also a reference to a name soundalike meme i made and posted on the kwite subreddit a little bit ago, it was the Wikipedia page for white people and i think you can probably guess the rest
YESS KWITE I've been taking art commissions and there's NOTHING BETTER than being given a little ms paint sketch to work from! Anything to let your artist see your vision is a huge help, let's make this the norm!
Every time Kwite mentions her age I realize that he isn't significantly older than me and that is always a wild realization. What do you mean people doing creative performances can be younger than 30 why aren't I doing creative shit. Then I look at bills.
11:30 that's more aspiration vs first attempt. It's clear that the kid trying to replicate this professionally made bird had no access to the techniques, experience, or material needed to do so. It would be significantly closer if they weren't free-handing a bird from memory.
4:59 Honestly.. true. im in highschool and its been a mental uphill battle, going into class connects (its an online school), doing classes that feel pointless, makes me forget that theres anything more than just doing school jut so i can repeat the cycle next year. i have dreams i know i prob wont acomplish just on the basis that i did bad in school. i want to have a small little bakery when i grow up but i just cant cause i know i wont be able to get a job that has a comfy living wage. just cause my grades were low.
How the hecking heck do you manage to turn every subreddit into something wholesome? I keep thinking “surely this one will leave me with an awful taste in my mouth” but, gosh darn, I’m left with a whole lot of positivity again.
Actually, when it comes to food advertisements in america, most of the food in ads are completely inedible if you were to actually put them on a plate due to the techniques commonly used to make them look so good
The only reason i can think of to even go to applebee's is if they still do that absolutely unhinged $2.50 margaritas thing on certain nights. I wouldn't know since the one nearest to me shut down two or three years ago, and I only remembered it existed when driving past for like 5+ years before that.
at 10:30 i can assure you since i get similar as well as that suit regularly, will stretch out to fit your body. I know it doesn't seem like it, but trust the process and start putting it on, they will stretch to fit, they're just suppose to be super form fitting but are made of stretchy af material.
Yeah, i dont think kwite knew as the editor probably added the twitter profie without kwite looking at it, still i think that clip shouldve been quickly reshot or at least added a text note
11:39 for me to remind myself that I can improve my art and to understand other people have been in my situation before becoming the artist gods they are today
About the food photography, they don't actually use the real ingredients most of the time, it's usually some alternative to make it look pretty. I watched a video on it a while ago aand it was pretty interesting!
7:38 if i had a nickel for every time i got jumpscared by a youtuber talking about someone with a similar first name as me I'd have like 6 nickels by now
12:35 not to mention that there are not just insects… But also centipedes. Some instances of centipede bites have put people out of commission, & another grouping, one nearly as large in number, is people doing the dead man's griddy to an early unsubscription from the gene pool. When someone says to you "go touch grass," show them a centipede. And a jpg of how long they get. As in Ron Jerome shamingly long. And tell them their venom can fck you up while it's young & only gets more potent the more virulent prey it eats. Not a personal journey, I -(can't)- promise
with the catsuit thing - it'll fit. but yeah, ive bought a few fishnet and mesh kinds of things that arrive looking like the torso wouldnt even fit around my arm and its so funny
16:54 there’s this place in St. Louis, the city museum, which is basically a factory sized McDonald’s play place, it’s really fun, and I’m very fortunate that my adult proportions leave me skinny enough to still enjoy the place.
I went to this Korean restaurant in my home town and I noticed that all the food on the my looked way worse then the actual food did, I was impressed with how good it was too!
yay kwite posted im not rotting in my bed anymore!!!! just like that my severe chronic depression is cured!!!! thankyou kwite for curing my depression!!!! Edit: extra thankyou for the bit where you talked about body image / expectations, i have an eating disorder and have been going through it lately lol made me feel a fair bit better :D
Fun fact!! The reason the food looks so good is (the photographer too) because it’s 99% of the time not real food. Or it’s food that’s stocked full with ingredients that you should not ingest to make it look like that (Usually seen in fluffy bread buns when you go to McDonald’s for example)
You may want vertically standing cat posts for your cat if she's going after curtains a lot. The horizontal floor ones don't give them the opportunity to stretch as much and get out pent up tension
As a owner of two cats, they've torn up our leather chairs, when they have their scratching posts, during this video, one of my cats is sleeping like a little baby, she's so cute, my other cat is somewhere, he likes to cause problems , he's also very adorable when affectionate, like he will trot to my parents room and jump up on their bed for me to sit w/ him and pet him, he can't stay still, he has to move around (They're both 6-7 years old now)
For anyone else having trouble with their cat scratching things you don't want them to scratch: put the things you want them to scratch instead in the way.
fun fact:the food you see in commercials is glued together to look most appealing that nice burger king whopper thing with perfect sesame seeds? full of more glue than a short bus kid
There is. You can A) give her a treat every time she pees in the litter box. B) put something on the sofa that gives her a mild negative stimulus every time she pees on it C) check with your doctor for possible medical problems. regardless, please consider C.
Also just because I think it's interesting, that's a German shepherd, they are conventionally trained; not to keep people out, but to not let them leave... So how friendly it is while you're on the other side of that fence says nothing for what will happen if you decided to enter the yard uninvited.
10:35 i'm pretty sure this thing is intended to be severely stretched out? It reminds me of some cheap-ass pantyhose i have that needs to be severely stretched to be worn, leading to seams ripping quickly.
I had a dream where you told me “you’re not invited”, so I drove my car into a fire department.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
I had a dream where you told me “I’m not invited”, so I drove my car into a fire department.
I had a dream where you told me "I'm not invented", so I drove my car into a fire department
I had a dream where you told me "I'm not inverted", so I drove my car into a fire department
I had a dream where you told me “you’re not invited”, so I drove my car into a fire department
Fun fact! That cat suit will fit you. Stuff like that can stretch a lot. It’s often used for background dancers in musicals and such.
I was thinking the same thing. It's just like pantyhose that go on your whole body.
Yeah real! I wear bodysuits often and even though I've already worn them I worry abt fitting into them bc they look so small when not being stretched lmao
I was gonna say, it’s meant to be put on 😂
That said even for pantyhose, that looks small
The person probably tried to get into that, at least it sounded like that
As someone who actually decorated cakes for a living, *holy shit* the otters.
That first one? The expectation? That's an edible image. We print 'em, lay 'em on white icing, it transfers over.
The reality? That's fucking fondant on icing That's hand-goddamn-done, if they ordered from a bakery. The amount of time, effort, and skill that would take to make that look *that* good is absolutely impressive.
Don’t people hate fondant? Regardless I’d love to eat the reality one, wonder what the cake flavor was.
@@derpstick5467 Yes, but it's also quite often overdone, overpowering the cake and icing.
I probably wouldn't want a huge slice of otter torso, but a smaller slice, if paired with something like a rich vanilla buttercream or cream cheese(it's almost impossible to get colors like those on the cake in anything other than a white icing as a base), can be nice.
My sister has committed a few food crimes, including dying her ramen purple. Mine is liking raw fondant on its own.
@@Recordspin Have you discussed this with a licensed professional? That sounds like Pica.
Actually, you're surprisingly not alone. We get customers who are actually upset that we don't use fondant for our cakes(we use Decopack plastic kits, like a lot of chains).
Ooh you make cakes? Have you ever made a wedding cake or a realistic cake? Those are cool.
I low key prefer the "I want to leave" badge. It's a message I can really get behind.
A teacher at my school always said, " You can do anything you want, but it won't be without consequences." I thought of this while watching this video. He's not wrong, tho, you can control what you do, not what happens to you
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ naw, I've smelled both of your guys farts, kwites are juicier
@@p-__ naw, I've smelled yours and his, Kwites are juicier, and sweeter smelling
Like the age old “Fuck around and find out.”, in a way?
@@RonanDahlman-ci1ql Yeah, i can flip some guy off, but i cant decide if he is gonna bash my skull in
Expectations: A funny, breedable dude that just wears a green hoodie and glasses cuz he's shy
Reality: A fuckin floating hoodie, goddamn it
i want this posted on my wall
Eh, there's a demographic for everything ^^
From what Ive learned is that a lot of advertisements will also use fake stuff to make it look better. Rather than the food itself.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__mine are better than yours 😈
In fact there is a whole industry of this where a person is employed to arrange food in an atractive presentation to be photographed
They are call Food Illustrator or Food Artist and They make like... an average of $25/hour and $4,271/month
Pretty impresive if You ask Me
And so that the food can be out for long photo sessions and not change much
In some sophisticated places like Europe they actually describe the food in writing and it tastes like more than sugar, spice, or nothing.
pic of Kwite dropping it low was like a mental flashbang
I hate how that edited Aunt Cass meme is the thing that immediately came to mind for me, I've seen it TOO MANY GODDAMN TIMES
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__mine are better than yours 😈
@@p-__ this one has actually kinda grown on me ngl. its like a fucked up class pet
@@taco_captain5139 Helps for me that this bot's pfp comes from my favorite character in "Peep And The Big Wide World"
It's so obscure and I wonder what drove whoever's behind this bot to spread his flattering flatulent abilities across the internet behind the image of a cartoon duck from an obscure childhood cartoon
But I'm very happy they're doing rather than what the other generic bots do, this one at least tries to be unique and is fairly harmless
@@taco_captain5139what??
As an American, living in the United States is often disappointing
Same.
This is true
0:02 the hoodie creature named "white" appears
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Is this the new name mispronounceation after the "shlart" one?
@@MikiAnne29 kinda? its also a reference to a name soundalike meme i made and posted on the kwite subreddit a little bit ago, it was the Wikipedia page for white people and i think you can probably guess the rest
@@p-__ ⚡🙎🏿⚡
@@p-__dude i’m gonna tickle you no joke
YESS KWITE I've been taking art commissions and there's NOTHING BETTER than being given a little ms paint sketch to work from! Anything to let your artist see your vision is a huge help, let's make this the norm!
12:00 at this point, the existence of ticks has ruined the idea of lying in the grass for me. it's just a weird blob of anxiety i've formed
you cannot jsut flashbang us with those photos from your twitter. not everyone be seeing those when they first come out I am terrified 😭😭😭😭😭😭
Kinda want the “I want to leave” patch ngl
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__Me when I lie.
@@p-__mine are better than yours 😈
Every time Kwite mentions her age I realize that he isn't significantly older than me and that is always a wild realization. What do you mean people doing creative performances can be younger than 30 why aren't I doing creative shit. Then I look at bills.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@thesavagegummybear7341Kwite is genderfluid
@@thesavagegummybear7341 Kwite uses He/They/She as their Pronouns
@@xxnzoxusboixx4272
Mangle pronoun having ass
yippeee Kwite pronouns mention :)
Smoke is just the definition of a menace anytime she comes up.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__no they're not
Yea
@@Sonictheoofhog4it’s a bot girl
@@p-__mine are better than yours 😈
WE’RE BEING FED LETS GOOO
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Like baby birds, the content is chewed up and regurgitated straight into our waiting chirping mouths
WE EATIN' GOOD 😋
kwite videos are delicious 😋
WE EATIN GREAT
WE GOT THE CRUNCH WRAP SUPREME OF VIDEOS. THE ONE ADVERTISED.
8:04 OMG U ATE WITH THIS DIDNT KNOW UR DRIP WAS CHILL LIKE THAT
8:08
"when are we getting a new song"
Bro was unphased
Ed, Edd and Eddy making 2x4 machines for their scams were the pioneers of this genre.
Remember you might not be able to fix yours but you can control making more issues for others
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
8:05 WAIY WAIT WAIT WHAT,?! I THOUGHT HE EDITED IT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THOSE WERE HIS PHOTOS WDYM WHAT
WHY IS HE YHICC WH
11:30 that's more aspiration vs first attempt.
It's clear that the kid trying to replicate this professionally made bird had no access to the techniques, experience, or material needed to do so.
It would be significantly closer if they weren't free-handing a bird from memory.
4:59 Honestly.. true. im in highschool and its been a mental uphill battle, going into class connects (its an online school), doing classes that feel pointless, makes me forget that theres anything more than just doing school jut so i can repeat the cycle next year. i have dreams i know i prob wont acomplish just on the basis that i did bad in school. i want to have a small little bakery when i grow up but i just cant cause i know i wont be able to get a job that has a comfy living wage. just cause my grades were low.
1:33 i climbed the highest mountain in norway and guess what i saw. Absolutey NOTHING but the color white. very nice, very worth the climb.
17:44 Kwite heroically prevents the birth of a new Minotaur
How the hecking heck do you manage to turn every subreddit into something wholesome? I keep thinking “surely this one will leave me with an awful taste in my mouth” but, gosh darn, I’m left with a whole lot of positivity again.
Mad the algorithm hid this from me for a minute
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__mine are better than yours 😈
3:22 I like it when Kwite spins.
I have fishnets like the one in the thumbnail and that’s just what they look like when your not wearing them lol
13:42 Eels are comparitivly nicer than dophines. Also that- BANANA EEL :D is really cute ✌❤🐀
I love how he called the dolphin an elephant and thought we wouldn't notice !4:19
8:04 Holy, expectations for how jacked Kwite is vs the reality is crazy.
I would actually love the "I want to leave" patch, that's hilarious. Honestly the "cows
6:16 NO PANTS NO PANTS (i attack those at their most vulnerable points)
0:19 *WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE, IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE RAN IT OVER WITH A STEAMROLLER*
1:33 omg guys it’s silent hill
the hills that are silent?
Damn it, I was too slow! 😆
ik no one will see this but when im home alone i go into my dads garden and shit in the holes where he plans to grow stuff.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
😐
Joke or not, won't it add nutrients to the soil so the plants grow better?
"no one will see this"
we saw it
what
1:13 nah bro it's the workers in the factory crying for help
Btw guys the video starts at 0:01 if you missed it
Oh my god thank you so much, I literally missed it 🙏
Omg thanks!!!
thanks! i couldn’t find it, was looking for this comment :3
You're a life saver!
Thanks
Actually, when it comes to food advertisements in america, most of the food in ads are completely inedible if you were to actually put them on a plate due to the techniques commonly used to make them look so good
5:49 Hey can we get some more cat content please
The only reason i can think of to even go to applebee's is if they still do that absolutely unhinged $2.50 margaritas thing on certain nights. I wouldn't know since the one nearest to me shut down two or three years ago, and I only remembered it existed when driving past for like 5+ years before that.
at 10:30 i can assure you since i get similar as well as that suit regularly, will stretch out to fit your body. I know it doesn't seem like it, but trust the process and start putting it on, they will stretch to fit, they're just suppose to be super form fitting but are made of stretchy af material.
MMMM MMMM MMMMMM, the flavors are melting on my tongue.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
kwite calling a dolphin an elephant gave me a brain hemorrhage
9:40 its strange how in the profile says they/them and then he says "she"
Yeah, i dont think kwite knew as the editor probably added the twitter profie without kwite looking at it, still i think that clip shouldve been quickly reshot or at least added a text note
4:17 we’re recreating FNAF with this one guys
Was tHaT ThE BiTe Of ‘87!1!1!1!!1
“Those weren’t the design choices we were curious about Mr. Afton.”
8:19 wait that a hoodie? I thought that was part of your skin
Reality might disappoint but Kwite never does
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
What Kwite is saying: words
What I hear: **Miitopia OST**
6:17 seeing Kwite with not only legs, but also what I assume are floral shorts was not on my bingo card...
13:31 IM SO GLAD SOMEONE FINALLY SAID THIS OMG
11:39 for me to remind myself that I can improve my art and to understand other people have been in my situation before becoming the artist gods they are today
18:15 the concept of eating a character's head on your birthday is WILD
I don't understand how this guy can just keep getting funnier. ...I might have an iron deficiency.
About the food photography, they don't actually use the real ingredients most of the time, it's usually some alternative to make it look pretty. I watched a video on it a while ago aand it was pretty interesting!
7:38 if i had a nickel for every time i got jumpscared by a youtuber talking about someone with a similar first name as me I'd have like 6 nickels by now
12:54 I was playing miitopia while watching this and then this song started playing AND IT SYNCED UP WITH THE GAME. HOW???
12:18 how grass feels will depend on where you live
Some grass is harder and some grass is softer
Wait the wonka thing had underpaid oompa loompas too? That's literally a parody of itself 😂
because of the "cat suit" on the thumbnail I thought this would be some backrooms monsters type of video
12:35 not to mention that there are not just insects… But also centipedes. Some instances of centipede bites have put people out of commission, & another grouping, one nearly as large in number, is people doing the dead man's griddy to an early unsubscription from the gene pool. When someone says to you "go touch grass," show them a centipede. And a jpg of how long they get. As in Ron Jerome shamingly long. And tell them their venom can fck you up while it's young & only gets more potent the more virulent prey it eats. Not a personal journey, I -(can't)- promise
13:50
Ah. That's a moray.
i loved this longer video! didn’t feel like it was cut off too soon or just too short… perfect length! 🙌🏽
10:40 that's just how fishnets work, they are just stupid streatchy.
ok but 13:22 COLOMBIA MENTIONED RAAAAHHHHHH
The food there is really yummy
11:04
Damn rolling giant Jumpscared me
12:34
I agree, laying on pure grass feels... Uncomfortable
'unlike that poor sunburnt elephant on the left' *zooms in on the DOLPHIN bannana*
14 seconds ago is mental😭
British.
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
American
@@idontknow20404 it’s a problem I’m working on
Australian
14:18 ah yes, my favorite animal: elephant
nah me and my homie would be doing bloodborne type jokes going through that fog gate at 2:19
with the catsuit thing - it'll fit. but yeah, ive bought a few fishnet and mesh kinds of things that arrive looking like the torso wouldnt even fit around my arm and its so funny
8:04 my jaw dropped, the only reason to get Twitter, apparently.
16:54 there’s this place in St. Louis, the city museum, which is basically a factory sized McDonald’s play place, it’s really fun, and I’m very fortunate that my adult proportions leave me skinny enough to still enjoy the place.
I went to this Korean restaurant in my home town and I noticed that all the food on the my looked way worse then the actual food did, I was impressed with how good it was too!
yay kwite posted im not rotting in my bed anymore!!!! just like that my severe chronic depression is cured!!!! thankyou kwite for curing my depression!!!!
Edit: extra thankyou for the bit where you talked about body image / expectations, i have an eating disorder and have been going through it lately lol made me feel a fair bit better :D
6:40 I had to buy some women’s clothing for Theatre and …. I couldn’t figure that shit put
I love watching the views and likes go up every so often PEAK
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
Fun fact!! The reason the food looks so good is (the photographer too) because it’s 99% of the time not real food. Or it’s food that’s stocked full with ingredients that you should not ingest to make it look like that (Usually seen in fluffy bread buns when you go to McDonald’s for example)
8:07 good googly moogly
You may want vertically standing cat posts for your cat if she's going after curtains a lot. The horizontal floor ones don't give them the opportunity to stretch as much and get out pent up tension
Honestly disappointing is often real
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__ blasphemy
As a owner of two cats, they've torn up our leather chairs, when they have their scratching posts, during this video, one of my cats is sleeping like a little baby, she's so cute, my other cat is somewhere, he likes to cause problems , he's also very adorable when affectionate, like he will trot to my parents room and jump up on their bed for me to sit w/ him and pet him, he can't stay still, he has to move around (They're both 6-7 years old now)
For the thumbnail, I just wanted to let people know that fishnets always look like pathetic little scraggly cloth scraps when you aren’t wearing them.
13:23 🎉🎉 COLOMBIA MENTIONED🎉🎉
audibly said "YAYY KWITE"
My farts are better than Kwite's farts.
@@p-__You got proof of that?
5:52 KITTTYYYYYYY‼️‼️‼️‼️
For anyone else having trouble with their cat scratching things you don't want them to scratch: put the things you want them to scratch instead in the way.
12:15 i used to like walking around without shoes. but now i have really bad contact dermatitis, and grass is one of the causes. shit sucks
There is a way to train cats out of peeing on things. Spray water+ vinegar mix for fabrics and just laying or taping aluminum foil to surfaces
“Kwinny” is really “Ranking” these “Reality” is often disappointeds 😂😂😇
fun fact:the food you see in commercials is glued together to look most appealing
that nice burger king whopper thing with perfect sesame seeds? full of more glue than a short bus kid
There is. You can A) give her a treat every time she pees in the litter box. B) put something on the sofa that gives her a mild negative stimulus every time she pees on it C) check with your doctor for possible medical problems. regardless, please consider C.
4:59 kite watches his own videos (so do I, so do I)
Idk why the thumbnail made me think:
EXPECTATION: Hot woman!1!1
REALITY: Women are scary :(
14:30 not disappointed
Also just because I think it's interesting, that's a German shepherd, they are conventionally trained; not to keep people out, but to not let them leave... So how friendly it is while you're on the other side of that fence says nothing for what will happen if you decided to enter the yard uninvited.
10:35 i'm pretty sure this thing is intended to be severely stretched out? It reminds me of some cheap-ass pantyhose i have that needs to be severely stretched to be worn, leading to seams ripping quickly.
12:24 Grass allergy is the most common allergy.