One time I saw a guy, with his two young daughters with him, and he had a shirt that had MYTH (arrow to his face) and LEGEND (arrow pointing to his crotch) on. It was all so creepy.
that lil tuft of hair on the side of his mask and a few glimpses of human eyes make me think kwite might actually be a real human being, and not the floating hoodie hes told us he is if it turns out he is just some dude then my year will be ruined
I have a theory that Kwite is actually piloting a body from the hoodie, like he's possessing someone and holding them inside himself. That would explain the hair and eyes - they're not his, they're his puppet's.
my favourite thing about kwite is that i've seen this gal's whole face but every time he leans over and i see her eyes I feel like I'm seeing government files
it’s scary to look at. I feel like I’m looking at something forbidden and it strikes fear into me. I feel like how people probably felt in their last moments before getting stoned by Medusa.
5:48 WAS CRIMINAL HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING but i'm kinda comforted to see him owning it because throwing something that personal out there on the internet is difficult to say the least
her parents probably have A LOT of money that's the only reason i can think that she would A) still be in a private university and sorority despite being arrested 10 times and B) be in and out of jail so many times in the span of one college student tenure. fast bail
Fun fact: The girl who was stopped at the airport wearing a bikini is a content creator in brazil for doing npc lives and of content of minor anime characters
bro i take 9-10 hr flights from where i live to my home country every year and i don’t get how some ppl on there have their hair done, wearing heels, face beat etc. while i’m trying to not die from the pain of having to sleep in the least comfortable position possible.
Great idea! Kwite, you tell them we need to talk about those shirts for little ones, distract them. I've already got the batt and the steel toed shoes. And I'm willing to lay money the crowd behind me who want to come with with be happy to provide their own 'talking' sticks.
as far as I'm concerned, diapers aren't something you would ever steal for fun. only if you didn't have enough money to pay for them. in which case, go ahead - you clearly need them more than family dollar does
If you're wanting to know where it comes from, it's Crumb's/ Cuptoast's merch. Unfortunately no longer available as far as I know but they might put something similar out in the future- I really hope they do, I'm so sad I missed it because it really is the cutest!
I really hope people who make baby clothes don't have to get some kind of legal clearing from Hooters before printing those, cause otherwise Hooters is directly responsible for this shit
I wish you would have seen my post. In the wild, on the back of a dishwashing company's van, I saw the bumper sticker: "I love getting bukkaked" Like, wtf dude 😭😂
Omg on a train ride just 2 weeks ago this lady not only made mate but then spilled everything on the floor. Loose wet tea everywhere she then also ate about 4 jars of pickled food and LEFT the dirty, empty jars behind. It smelled so intense we were lucky this all happened not too far away from our destination. (context: designated seats so we couldn't just move elsewhere)
My friend used to have a 16 inch rubber fist attached to his old beater cars antenna. We would listen to Iron Maiden and it did a kind of rhythmic metal fisting in the air to the gallop in the beat.
You remind me a lot of my friend Tyler that I used to have (I haven’t seen him in like four ish years) your voice reminds me of him and the way you talk and your humor 😭😭 lmao love your vids 🫶🫡
bro that “future hooters girl” has to be some kind of crime. like that cannot be legal
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__your parents never loved you
I don’t care if it’s a bot his parents never loved him and his life is forever worthless
@@gmdkingit's a bot
@BizzareBlanch absolutely
One time I saw a guy, with his two young daughters with him, and he had a shirt that had MYTH (arrow to his face) and LEGEND (arrow pointing to his crotch) on. It was all so creepy.
that lil tuft of hair on the side of his mask and a few glimpses of human eyes make me think kwite might actually be a real human being, and not the floating hoodie hes told us he is
if it turns out he is just some dude then my year will be ruined
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
I have a theory that Kwite is actually piloting a body from the hoodie, like he's possessing someone and holding them inside himself. That would explain the hair and eyes - they're not his, they're his puppet's.
@@maxthemannequin4143the hoodie works as a reverse skinsuit.
I'm like...70% sure that is cat hair.
@@casteanpreswyn7528 Smoke tryna throw us off the scent. 💀
7:06
Bro is so shocked that he grew eyes
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Shut
@@ConorObergup
@@p-__k have a nice day
@@Grubsub_real Thanks u too
7:07 I felt like a Puritan seeing an ankle for the first time when I saw Kwites eyes.
Same, lmao 😭
HELP-
ON GOD
SAME LMAO
REAL
my favourite thing about kwite is that i've seen this gal's whole face but every time he leans over and i see her eyes I feel like I'm seeing government files
Fr
True
Pulling a men in black by selectively forgetting there was ever such an event
@@TheGrimblerI learned what I needed to then promptly wiped it from my memory/pushed it to the inner recesses to only be accessed if really needed.
her???
The people who buy the shirt in the thumbnail are the same people who'll call me a pedo for existing in a public space
Right 💀
What are you doing in public for that to be a common occurrence in your life?
@@ZeallustImmortal
Being gay/trans. It happens pretty frequently when you’re not closeted.
@@ZeallustImmortalprobably LGBTQ. Conservatives love to call them pedos for absolutely no reason
@@ZeallustImmortal trans people get it a lot for zero reason, prolly others too
Rhianna rolling a spliff on her bodyguard's dome is the most gangster shit I've ever seen.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Bro a spliff? You're from acursed English soil aren't you?
@@Phosphorus116bro proceeded to use the most English English ever
Rolling a blunt is gangster to you?? If that's true then I must be the most gangster white man of all time.
@@Phosphorus116 we call them spliffs here in america too?? like half flower half tobacco
7:07 rare eye shot
the best part of that eyeshot is that kwite looks so either confused or concerned
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Kwite has eyes confirmed
it’s scary to look at. I feel like I’m looking at something forbidden and it strikes fear into me. I feel like how people probably felt in their last moments before getting stoned by Medusa.
can confirm; I was turned to stone upon viewing “For the Record”
Shoutout to that one little tuft of hair trying to escape from the hoodie, I see you dawg 🙏
FINK????????
The flight part being the taylor swift flight pattern video was incredibly funny to me 😭
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ Prove it
@@alyendragon4209its a bot
i noticed that 2 💀
Considering the UTTP plauge @@p-__ is the GOAT of bots
5:48 WAS CRIMINAL HOLY SHIT I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING but i'm kinda comforted to see him owning it because throwing something that personal out there on the internet is difficult to say the least
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS- LIKE IT WAS SO RANDOM!!
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ fr bro
@@androidphone8245 IT HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK I HAD TO REWIND THE VIDEO
common kwite w
Kwite isn't pregnant (yet) but he always delivers
He literally is
You must have missed the pride art contest
6:34 says otherwise
@@cats_go_meowtrue true
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Seeing Kwite's eyes feels like finding a secret in an indie game with a following of 100 people.
“Yes Kwite” we all say in unison
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Long live the Enclave
Is this the presidents account?
Yes kwite
Yes Kwite
7:06
Holy crap Kwite has EYES?
I knew he was hot
No way
I wish he didn't, that sh!t is cursed /lh
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@furrymczplayer18nah man the eyes are such a turn off
Kwite double cheeked up on Tuesday
He's always double cheeked up
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Afternoon
@@p-__ FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP
@ToastersToastToast dont respond its a bot and when you respond it just makes it reply more
3:20 you could have editied in your own cashapp and not say anything smh
HE BROUGHT BACK THE “IF YOU DECIDE YOU HATE ME” BIT LETS GOOOO
HYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THATS WHJAT I THIUGHTT FINALLY SOMEONE MENTIONED IT😭 i love that bit
@@k4tzxbeel0vedz IKR
The one shot of Kwite examining his Crumb plushie for no reason.???
8:06 why... why does our favorite sentient floating hoodie have EYES!?
6:10 why are they letting this girl do this exactly? Like she's smiling in her mugshots, is she friends with the police or something?
her parents probably have A LOT of money
that's the only reason i can think that she would A) still be in a private university and sorority despite being arrested 10 times and B) be in and out of jail so many times in the span of one college student tenure. fast bail
Considering she’s a sorority girl, its highly likely her parents are donors to the school, or she’s related to the police… Either way, its nepotism.
Fun fact: The girl who was stopped at the airport wearing a bikini is a content creator in brazil for doing npc lives and of content of minor anime characters
QUIET OUR SAVIOR KWITE HAS POSTED! 🙏Let’s all buckle in
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__ this is really the fanbase that kwite made up
am already on my knees praying dude
@henry_6921
I expect Kwite fans to be on their knees for a different reason
@@audio_listeners nah
11:38 “hey i know this incredibly tragic thing happened but can you be a bro and give me money im absolutely gonna blow in the next 10 mins?”
the people who say queer people are "forcing their sexuality" on kids are the same people that make their kids wear the "future hooters girl" shirt
Exactly
Both are bad
@@ZeallustImmortal literally no queer people are doing this
@@ZeallustImmortal??? They're not forcing anything though?
@@StrawberryShartCak3 Arguing with ghosts are you?
Ever had a bath in bone broth it makes u taste nicer to cannibals
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
It does taste a lot better
I bite bones
@gruntchangeit’s a bot
7:07
Why did this make me laugh?
Idk, it’s funny to see his eyes under the glasses 🤷♀️
He did it! He brought the "if you decide you hate me" back!
bro i take 9-10 hr flights from where i live to my home country every year and i don’t get how some ppl on there have their hair done, wearing heels, face beat etc. while i’m trying to not die from the pain of having to sleep in the least comfortable position possible.
I love Kwite I wish he was real
The real kwite were the friends we made along the way
WWHAT!!??
As someone from North Carolina I can confidently say that the Furry Mobile isn't the worst car I've seen in this state
4:58 aw how kind of them to wear sweatpants over their nonexistent legs to not frighten the children
7:07 you can see some sort of hair and bros eyes!!!!!!
???? Bro he doesn't have eyes or hair?
"Drake getting this for the daughter he abandonned--" *CHEERFUL AD STARTS PLAYING*
If walmart was a state, it's Louisiana
I, for one, nominate Arkansas.
@@RonanDahlman-ci1qlnah. Ohio. It's so flat it would need almost no prep
As a Cajun, yea.. Sadly accurate
As a Louisianan, kind of, yeah.
i agree w the rest of my creole siblings in these replies. our state is awful.
What do you mean sweatpants? Aren’t you a floating hoodie?
Great idea! Kwite, you tell them we need to talk about those shirts for little ones, distract them. I've already got the batt and the steel toed shoes. And I'm willing to lay money the crowd behind me who want to come with with be happy to provide their own 'talking' sticks.
as far as I'm concerned, diapers aren't something you would ever steal for fun. only if you didn't have enough money to pay for them. in which case, go ahead - you clearly need them more than family dollar does
I can't unsee the hair poking out from under the hoodie.
I really like the idea of a bumper sticker that says: "If you can read this back up" in small-ish lettering
Hey Kwite, you can't just casually show us the cutest little guy at 6:20 and then not address it
If you're wanting to know where it comes from, it's Crumb's/ Cuptoast's merch. Unfortunately no longer available as far as I know but they might put something similar out in the future- I really hope they do, I'm so sad I missed it because it really is the cutest!
@@thecryptidGrey YOU ARE MY SAVIOR, THANK YOU
@@thecryptidGreyfinally someone else noticed
6:18 was that the real crumb cuptoast?!?!
YES i HAD TI REWATCH UT A BIT IT IS KWITE BUYS MERCH WHAT A LOSER
I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
7:00 HE HAS EYES
No he doesnt
No you just imagined that
It was all in your head
You have lies
Dropped my phone in fear why does Keith have eyes
The tufts of hair escaping from the mask... he's grown a sick ass wizard beard
Not me being too distracted by the Mii Plaza song to hear what kwite is saying 😭 0:37
6:14 that’s literally a art depiction of the college I plan on going too
7:07 you can see the fear in the eyes that poke out of the two expressionless voids he calls sunglasses
Why does Blud just randomly spawn in 6 Xbox 360’s at 1:16 😭
The magic floating hoodie wanted to play Xbox 360 but couldn't decide on a fav color. Deal with it
2:23 they did the gay hand thing 🖐️💅
Honya 👋💅
"If you decide you hate me"
Peak has returned
the pampers one is messed up.... like "haha you cant afford diapers just dont get pregnant"
Next time I see/hear a karen/incel talk about the "gay agenda" I'm just going to show them this @ 9:53 and be like, but you're totally fine with this?
I understand if this gets delete later, but seeing kwites actual eyes is startling
His eye's are pretty 6:59
HE BROUGHT BACK THE "IF YOU DECIDE YOU HATE ME" THAT WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF HIS INTRO 🔥🔥🔥
9:45. It would be pokemon actually.
Or the Bible.
I kinda doubt that the guy who owns the vehicle actually pulls women (or men, or non binaries) 7:53
*anyone except his wife
@@Sad_PaperBag assuming he actually has one, of course
‘yes Kwite’ we all say in unison
humanity was a mistake
indomitable human spirit:
Don’t worry I’ll fix it
I second that ☝😃
Agreed
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Bro, your eyes scared me. I thought there was just void behind those sunglasses.
Why do I have to be so poor, working three days a week, weekly pay, living paycheck to paycheck? To not see the amazing kwite.
More content to watch while animating hot cookies 🔥
what the fuck
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
What does this mean? Should I be scared?
@@wafflesfancy2900 he's animating hot women named "cookies", he's an artist.
@@wafflesfancy2900I’m animating hot cookies :) (prune juice cookie my beloved)
7:05 seeing Kwites eyes is making my feel conflicted, its kinda like Brock from Pokemon
12:41 tbh I feel kinda bad for that person. World's biggest furry from a state where E621 is blocked
ITS BANNED.??
the stacked consoles are sending me WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY
7:07 Kwite eyes jumpscare
Saved this for my morning before work today, did not disappoint, now Im prepared to do my job
REJOICE!! THE HOODIE UPLOADS AGAIN!!
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@@p-__p my idol
4:32 theres a game about that i think
MOUTHWASHING MENTIONED WTF IS A HAPPY ENDING 🦅🦅⁉️⁉️
So glad to be early to see my favorite floating hoodie uploading
I really hope people who make baby clothes don't have to get some kind of legal clearing from Hooters before printing those, cause otherwise Hooters is directly responsible for this shit
6:33 this is proof of mpreg kwite
2:56 new vocal stim
6:19 OMG THE CUPTOAST PLUSHH
I wish you would have seen my post. In the wild, on the back of a dishwashing company's van, I saw the bumper sticker: "I love getting bukkaked"
Like, wtf dude 😭😂
honey wake up kwite uploaded a new video!!!!!
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
Kwite: I dont promote the use of drugs
Also Kwite: gets sponsored by an edible company
12:41 "911 my car has been stolen!!"
"sir what was the liscence plate and model?"
Vore related things are blowing up in furry fandom especially in twitch with furry vtubers!
Nobodys gonna steal that car
his white reflection in his glasses look like pupils, and i love it.
8:49 he’s never met one because there all dying😂
I love attention spike when he shows his eyes
6:26 and that’s why yet another reason why corporations are awful
Omg on a train ride just 2 weeks ago this lady not only made mate but then spilled everything on the floor. Loose wet tea everywhere she then also ate about 4 jars of pickled food and LEFT the dirty, empty jars behind.
It smelled so intense we were lucky this all happened not too far away from our destination. (context: designated seats so we couldn't just move elsewhere)
My friend used to have a 16 inch rubber fist attached to his old beater cars antenna. We would listen to Iron Maiden and it did a kind of rhythmic metal fisting in the air to the gallop in the beat.
12:38 the fact that they actually got the “vore” license plate approved is wild
what is up with his little hair strands there LOL
I feel like seeing Kwite's eyes at 7:07 should be highly illegal
10:04 Media offline jumpscare 😭
7:06 KWITE EYE REVEAL we're one step closer to a face reveal, bois
“Kwite” we all say in Unison
Me but i put a little "daddy" in front of the "Kwite"
Kwite
@@furrymczplayer18 hell no
@@audio_listeners fuck yes
@furrymczplayer18 …kwaddy…?
I literally just noticed that he has like five bottles of of the gg bottles in the background and they're perfectly stacked
hell yeah new kwite upload
You remind me a lot of my friend Tyler that I used to have (I haven’t seen him in like four ish years) your voice reminds me of him and the way you talk and your humor 😭😭 lmao love your vids 🫶🫡
from reddit we come and to reddit we go
"Sorry to hear your wife died. So sad. But, since you won't need to buy her a birthday present this year...?"
3:55 One of the ma... Few perks of being a small, little guy.
That "future hooters girl" onesie is genuinely vile
12:52 NOT THEM BEING FROM NC NOOOOO
I can't unsee that random lock of hair peaking out of Kwite's hoodie 💀💀💀