SCPs:Here is a guy who has severe war trauma and somehow turned into a guy who can't touch shit without destroying it and is able to hop between our world and his own pocket dimension and is super dangerous and has a super tragic backstory in either war or being Dr Scranton slowly decomposing over the span of almost six years depending what canon you believe Also SCPs: I'm a Toaster and if you look at me you are a toaster too, fuck you!
SCP-12982 physical: Lanky matt black with a smiley face figure three meters in height with the ability to communicate in perfect English and French. Mental: Not much is known besides the fact that the creature is older than the moon. Powers: Very persuasive and can use it's persuasion to control victims, and add of remove memories or personalities . Weakness: Man made weapons are unable to physically damage the creature but, enough bright lights and flashing will cause creature to huddle in dark conners/ areas Containment: concrete walls and floors 5inch thick door and 60,000 lumen light bulbs directly above behind bullet proof glass no shadows.
my fav scp is the one that has basically unlimited shapeshifting powers but only exists to scare people, so the foundation contains it by exclusively showing it bad 50s horror movies so that it never finds out what TRULY scares humanity.
SCP-12982 physical: Lanky matt black with a smiley face figure three meters in height with the ability to communicate in perfect English and French. Mental: Not much is known besides the fact that the creature is older than the moon. Powers: Very persuasive and can use it's persuasion to control victims, and add of remove memories or personalities . Weakness: Man made weapons are unable to physically damage the creature but, enough bright lights and flashing will cause creature to huddle in dark conners/ areas Containment: concrete walls and floors 5inch thick door and 60,000 lumen light bulbs directly above behind bullet proof glass no shadows.
There are 3 kinds of SCPs: 1. Horror game character that’ll eat your house and torture your eyes 2. Neat lil’ entity or object that does something odd 3. Feels like it was conceived on 4chan Bonus: 4. Feels like it was conceived on something much, much worse than 4chan
Honestly, I much prefer these scps for some reason. They feel very faithful to the original vision of scp; not necessarily a world of horror, but a world of the weird and abnormal. A pizza box that refills itself upon closing, a safe where every combination opens to a unique dimensional space, an amulet that changes your gender. It doesn’t have to be scary to be scp.
I guess it is partly because horror is easier to make than comedy! As many SCP writers recommend starting with horror instead of comedy if that is what you are going for (though this is mainly about the joke SCPs).
my favorite is Mr. Fish. he is a man with a fish head. He can't talk to fish, He can't breath under water and he has no super natural power of any kind. He is just a man with a fish head
The great thing is you can vote on which ones are good stupid and which ones are bad stupid. I have seen some unforgivably bad stuff thankfully disappear thanks to that.
Oh yeah, isn't that the one where nobody has ever actually been to Massachusetts, and simply believe that they have been there due to incredibly convoluted series of coincidences caused by a probabilistic anomaly?
@@boxlessone1046 Kind of. It's heavily implied that Massachusetts *does* exist and the SCP foundation are the ones under some anomaly, falsely believing it doesn't. By the end, they kind of acknowledge this.
One of my favorites is 4759, a donut tax that suddenly appears in other bills and tries to be passed into law, containing mostly gibberish, but has an extremely detailed 10-90% tax on all donuts and related foods, that will be discussed as seriously as any other bill. Sometimes, people in support of the bill will be found and challenged to a duel by a knight on a horse with a lance, comprised entirely of donuts, in an attempt to make sure the bill never comes to law. Then there's a later addendum that one law maker who was extremely supportive of the bill was challenged, when their skin was pierced, they removed it to reveal they were entirely composed of bagels, and fled the scene.
My favorite SCP is SCP-1981, AKA "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING" It is a VHS tape of Ronald Reagan's "Evil Empire" speech, and while it slowly gets off track, with Reagan predicting events and talking about some dark shit, as the name suggests, he gets cut up. It changes every time it's viewed and either ends at 22 minutes and 34 seconds, or when Reagan's vocal cords are cut up. It's whacky, it's zany, it's a little bit crazy; I love it.
That reminds me of one of my favorites which is SCP-1733, a recording of an NBA game where, upon consecutive playbacks, the players and audience start remembering the events of past recordings and realizing they're trapped in a video, then all sorts of shit ensue from that
@@hppvitor oh is that the one where they started trying to sacrifice people in an effort to appease whatever god had trapped them in the loop? I love that one.
I love the frog scp, aka SCP-7394-J. Its farts literally kill. Its watched by assistant james and everytime it farts, he needs to tweet about it with the #keterfrogfarts
it doesn't mention how MUCH salsa, that means there could be a hypothetical amount of salsa that could match how much damage was done to their skulls. That means L times W. Hypothetically if someone had a skull the size of a planet we could have a lifetime supply of salsa.
@frankfooter5219 I mean, I read that as when eating the salsa, the guy who's skull got caved in, the original subject, died. So the salsa is probably safe, you'll just be eating someones vital organ or something.
I love how SCPs range from the scariest crap ever to a completely normal thing with a dumb quirk. It makes sense canonically though, not everything is a crazy monster-
@@sirthanksalot97that's just what they want you to think. In truth they had to use an anti meme to hide it's existence as many containment breaches were caused by personnel consuming vast quantities of the drug. However rumors suggest a small cult in Jamaica may still be cultivating instances of SCP-420. Teams sent to investigate invariably go rogue abandoning the mission to "smoke kush and fuck bitches".
I swear! At 0:48, when you started talking about the SCP foundation, my hdmi cord on my tv screen bugged out, and it went all purple. And as soon as it cut back to your face, it went normal again!
ong scp-18772862 😱 THE PURPEL TEEVE!!1 Classification: TV!!! Special containment procedures: Hung on wal!! Information: It’s da tv!> Addendum 1: Teev! Addendum 2: TEEVE!!
@@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo That’s one that I’ve always liked for some reason. The idea of having all of these weird creatures and entities and then JUST HITLER is so fucking funny to me
my favorite SCP other than "When Day Breaks" is SCP-7122 which is a camera that when you take picture of someone you gain access to a file that basically is just a digitalized encrypted version of someone's entire life in which it can be swapped with someone causing them to switch place which causes immense stress and hysteria if not fully prepared and deleting the file just up and turns em into a non sentient vegetable.
Folks complain about backrooms entities and skibidi toilet, but anyone who was around during the early days of SCP and SFM knows that it's always been like this. The only difference is that nowadays, we've got better tools to make fan content.
Honestly I can't hate on the Skibidi thing cuz of exactly what you said. I saw so many stupid brain rot G-Mod videos to know it's nothing new, but also the later videos in the series are actually pretty thought out. Like the creators have an idea they're trying to explore, and it just happens to be using Half-Life character heads inside toilets.
I do love the sheer range of stories and creativity on display. Sure you get the generic "Big Scary Monster Made entirely of Teeth" (real SCP btw) but you also get stories that run the whole gambit of genres, from comedies, to romances, to tragedies, to pulpy adventures and high fantasy. Heck, there's a series of entries that are written in the exact style and tone of a 50s noir detective story. There is literally everything for everyone.
Thats why its so great Its the only media that is truly by the people, for the people, of the people or atleast its definitely the biggest Its just one basic simple concept: "secret underground society that contains and studies weird sht" which has been taken and expanded and used to create practically anything you can imagine over the years by thousands of different people worldwide Its honestly just so amazing when you sit down to think about it
Fun fact: SCP-6599 (HOGSLICE dude that spawns and beats people up after having an online argument with them) had a redemption arc after having an anime-tier fight with an ex-mall cop who's the disciple of a spirit of a samurai living in a katana. I'm not making things up. That is literally what happened. The fight scene was unironically epic as well.
My favorite J class SCP is the seemingly normal dude named Geoff who keeps randomly winding up in high security areas through a series of pure coincidences. He then leaves the facility through another series of pure coincidences, meaning the foundation still hasn’t managed to contain him.
3999 isn't the researcher going insane, it's the researcher somehow remembering every different scrapped idea and draft involving him that his author went through during a hit of writer's block (and from his perspective he had it off worse than AM's victims)
I love that SCP's aren't all horror themed, there's plenty of goofy ones that are just as well written, and everything in between. There's ones themed around mystery, romance, and mundane slice of life. It makes the concept of the SPC foundation more interesting.
@@randomlittleidotThe subject who had been salsa-fied died. All you gotta do is put non-living, non-salsa stuff into a bowl, smack it with the hammer, and bam, practically free salsa.
Some people forget anomalous is not just horror, just means something weird about, so plenty of objects/entities/effects are only slightly harmful, entirely harmless(scp 105, as long as she doesn't turn evil), or even good (scp 999)
i love how scps range from gods that can end the world to josie (for yall who dont know, josie is a cat that is just a half a cat, not dead, just a cat cut in half that really likes cheese, will kill for cheese ifykyk)
my favorite scp is that one with like a bear head in a naked man’s body and 80% of the article was mostly about a MTF agent that kept sending emails to his supervisor about how he hates the assignment
A God of the mortal realm that is impossible to contain and will kill you no matter what Vs Office chair that breaks upon human contact but instantly reconstructs itself when no one is looking at it
The fact there's also a cake that can multiply under 24 hours and leaving it unattended it would end the world in just 80 days, you heard me a cake ending the world🗿
My favorite has to be SCP-2980, which is a red nightlight that, when plugged in, summons the entity called SCP-2980-1, aka LITERALLY SATAN! And what does the Prince of Darkness do when his demonic nightlight teleports him into your room? He tells you a bedtime story. Literally, he just reads you a bedtime story that is like any other bedtime story except the characters are all demons, and then you get the best night of sleep in your life. Apparently he's not such a bad guy after all.
I mean, this is what scps are supossed to be, anormal things like a chair that floats, a blue cow, a scissor that Can cut through space and time, a pillow that is always cold, not everything has to be a demonic ultradeath god with the power of everything in fiction
Ah the beauty of the S.C.P. Foundation. From a literal all-powerful eldritch being that can end the universe by breathing to tomatoes that violently attack anyone who fails at being humorous. That's why I love it so much.
"There Is No Antimemetics Division" is written by Sam Hughes, or QNTM, who also wrote the start of SCP-055 and has an entire website filled with fun short stories. My favorite is "cripes does anyone remember google people," which is a really interesting take on a Google Plus-style site where the users are being replicated via AI.
Jesus christ I was stuck in a doctor's appointments today and scrolling through random SCPs to pass the time. And one of them was the Hanged King that BRIEFLY showed up here in a FRAME. The whole SCP is about how KNOWING of its existence is dangerous but once you learn it it's hard to forget about it. Hell.
My favorite SCP is 7601, aka: the duck that is determined to get to you about your cars extended warranty, no matter the obstacle, no matter what is thrown at it, and no matter what, it will get to you about your cars extended warranty
@@sanscomic4226 Two things: 1) Technically the camera itself is part of the anomaly, so without it Iris can't do anything anomalous, so just stick that in a box and you're good. 2) Old SCPs weren't all that well categorized at the time, so it's gotten a bit standardized over the years
Scps are such a whirlwind of emotions. At one moment, I'll be reading a funny and wacky Scps, and then I'll find one of the well written and emotional work I have ever read.
They played a Monty Python skit and it made a tomato explode. On the opposite of the spectrum, one didn't hurl itself at a SNL skit, to which researchers hypothesized that it didn't know if it was meant to be a joke or not.
The funniest scp entry I've read Is about a portal to another dimension and all the failed attempts to enter it. In the end of the article is a remark that the fundation realised its just a mirror
It'd be so dumb if I was this SCP that's a toaster. Like imagine I'm this toaster and I'm totally normal except for this weird mematic agent that the people talking about me can't notice. I'd be such a dumb SCP.
2:25 well if that anomalous hoodie only burned out your eyes in person. And you needed to keep it Inside but couldn’t directly contain it or let the world know it’s a threat, you could give it an outlet, like a vlog or a TH-cam channel . Sure it might mention that it’s a hoodie with no actual form, but if you edited a face onto each of the videos like a vtuber rig then it’s statements would just be taken as jokes and wouldn’t put any harm to the public at large. The living hoodie would be too busy making videos to go outside so all containment resources could instead be put towards an impressive vtuber rig.
Keter class isn't inherently dangerous, its just hard to contain. like for example the concept of breakfast, it's not dangerous but you can't contain a concept.
Apollyon is for shit that will end the world. No seriously, Apolloyons are just “This thing can and will end the world and there is NOTHING we can do to stop them”.
that's not true, that's still keter. apollyon is for when not only can it not be contained, but it will at some point destroy every trace of humanity at the minimum in the process of its mere existence
here's the thing is that it should be that there's some really weird fucked up little guys in containment because it's entirely unrealistic that every single anomaly is this "super serious oh this is Eldritch level threat" like you're going to end up with a hammer that turns people into pico de gallo
@cephaleaorion4888 you get stuff like chocolate cake scp and a dildo that's sentient and haunts your dreams(not on purpose) and then you get stuff like scp 5000.
And some of the SPC's are literally just people with anomalous qualities to them, which is an incredibly fucked up concept because the SPC foundation basically makes them spend their lives in solitary confinement.
I've learned that the types have nothing to do with how dangerous the SCP is, but how easy it is to contain it, so u could have an SCP that is safe (easy to contain) that could still kill you 😂 which is wild
SCPs can be anything from a playful blob (999) A tall white guy that screams cries and kills anyone who sees his face (096) An old statue that moves at the speed of sound that loves to snap necks but hates being looked at (173) *REDACTED* (297) To a Douglas for tree that just doesn't scream, no matter how they torture it or comit every war crime against it. (4521)
One of the most confusing ones for me is SCP-1471 (or Mal0). Y'know, the one with the skull head that had like over 4000 tags on R34? I always thought that it kills you after a while but the wiki never says anything about it. So I think it just stalks you? And blows up your phone in the middle of the night. I don't even think it drives you to insanity either.
I've always wanted to have an entry of an SCP that is a harmless* house, but every time you leave it, you forget something. *if you enter the entity/house naked with no other items you forget a piece of yourself
21:28 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SHIIIIITTT!. MY SKELETON JUMPED OUT OF MY MOUTH AND THEN PISSED ITSELF AND RUN AWAY LEAVING ONLY ITS JAW THAT FELL OFF FROM SCREAMING AND A PUDDLE OF PEE!!!!!! ITS TOO SCARYYYYY!!! I'M DYING OF SHOCCCCC!!! bleh X_x
Breakfast is an invention created by cereal companies. The actual known meal consumed after waking up is a snack that breaks the process of fasting. This is known as 'fall-fast-break'.
I saw SCP-3312, and I knew what this video was all about. Not because I am a furry, but because I spend WAY too much time reading through the SCP database
Love how 1471 is objectively considered the "Furry SCP" yet 3312 is literally called "OwO what's this" and is more than a digital fursuit but a website that makes furries.
I mean.... if that SCP is exist, that will be the lowest danger though. Change into furry, meh, I'm fine with that, as long as not changing me into a Therian or something worse
I like how the SCP foundation can literally capture Unstoppable Forces and Terrifying Monsters in a Box and also captures Goofy looking things that look like everyday objects or Normal creatures but with deep lore and absurd details Like you can literally be considered as some Random Guy doing some weird and really absurd shit and then some Top secret Government captures you and puts you in a containment and now your neighbor is a Genocidal Being
I'm a little intrigued by the fact that SCP-3312 is "currently" interested in furries but has affected multiple other fandoms in the past... it makes me wonder about what kinds of awful obssession it may have caused in comicbook nerds and the likes... also, will its interests change in the future? Will it migrate to another fandom? What if it turns into a copy of the SCP wiki? The posibilites are endless
Scps can be things that either can or wish to destroy our universe (like the scarlet king-) and then they can be goofy little ones(like the little eyeball creatures and the tickle monster) and then we just have the ones that seem dumb but are kinda interesting (like the tree that site 42 keeps trying to make scream)
just imagine saying some cringy dad joke just for fun and then a horde of supersonic tomatoes (or tomatos idk) very kindly greet you with a concussion, broken nose, punctured lungs, broken femur and a one way ticket to ER. (i think ER? nevermind.)
SCP is always either an eldritch horror beyond comprehension that can be dangerous if you classify it as dangerous, half a cat, or a bowl of candy that kills the greedy
When you write something like this you are supposed to use discriptions that describe more than one thing. For example: An eldritch horror beyond comprehension, a cute animal of some kind, or an object that kills you upon using it.
As an SCP author from way back (I wrote a lot of stuff in 2012 and 2013) it really warms my heart to see that people are still reading and writing this stuff
Hey I was also from around that time though I never was able to get anything on the main series because I think I was 12 414 at the time so I wasn't that great of a writer
A floating green hoodie that makes funny internet videos and music infrequently (PLEASE KWITE IM GETTING WITHDRAWALS WEBCORE DOESNT HIT LIKE IT DID I NEED MORE) would be a great SCP!
You better start writing down and eat fried cheese curds. While cooking six bowls of granny cream hot butter ice cream. It takes nineteen tons and what you get and add.
A semi comprehensive list of scp classes. Examples aren't all real scps Safe: easily contained (example a button that would destroy the world, might be dangerous but you can just put it in a box) Euclid: needs a bit more effort to contain but not too extreme. (Most humanoid scps) Keter: scps that are very hard to contain (example and scp with very strong corrosive acid, required very strong materials and constant monitoring) Apollyon: Scps that are impossible to contain (example a cake that randomly teleports somewhere on earth every hour) Thamuel: scps used to contain other scps. (Example something with hypnotic or calming powers) Archon: scps that are not contained for a number of reasons
My favorite SCP on a horror level is 5832, because the more of it you read, the more uncomfortable it makes you feel. Then it hits you with that final line. If you know, you know.
I feel Kwite would definitely be an SCP. Also, making this about the beginning, will update if he talks about the dildo SCP. Edit/Update: no dildo scp. D:
Dont give up sooner or later one will exist. Rule 78 of the internet "If an idea exist it can become SCP, if not one will write about the absense of it then it will not be absense no more" 😅😅😅
@@CookieTaigaIt does exist. The dildo (which is green and tentacle shaped) is sentient and very unhappy about being a dildo. If you sleep near it, you have dreams of being attacked by Cthulhu, octopi, squid, and basically anything else with both tentacles and the ability to kill people. The dildo gives people these dreams as a way to cope with the whole “being a dildo” thing. Don’t know the number, but it’s called Dildos Have Dreams Too, and a TH-cam search for “scp oversimplified dildos have dreams too” should pull up a comic summarizing the article. Highly recommend.
One of my favourite SCPs is a shapeshifter that poses no harm to anyone but does want to scare the crap out of people so to make sure it doesn’t change into something actually dangerous the foundation is tricking it into thinking stuff like old monster movies is the most terrifying thing ever conceived.
![เปิด อาณาจักร หมื่นล้าน "สาระตั้ม" l [Nickynachat]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/3XE0nPF4YkQ/mqdefault.jpg)
SCPs range from eldritch monsters beyond human comprehension to some goofy ass stuff
I'm here for all of it though, it's great. I love it.
SCPs:Here is a guy who has severe war trauma and somehow turned into a guy who can't touch shit without destroying it and is able to hop between our world and his own pocket dimension and is super dangerous and has a super tragic backstory in either war or being Dr Scranton slowly decomposing over the span of almost six years depending what canon you believe
Also SCPs: I'm a Toaster and if you look at me you are a toaster too, fuck you!
@@ttocsthefurnacesame
Made me fucking laugh out loud 😭
SCP-12982
physical: Lanky matt black with a smiley face figure three meters in height with the ability to communicate in perfect English and French.
Mental: Not much is known besides the fact that the creature is older than the moon.
Powers: Very persuasive and can use it's persuasion to control victims, and add of remove memories or personalities .
Weakness: Man made weapons are unable to physically damage the creature but, enough bright lights and flashing will cause creature to huddle in dark conners/ areas
Containment: concrete walls and floors 5inch thick door and 60,000 lumen light bulbs directly above behind bullet proof glass no shadows.
my fav scp is the one that has basically unlimited shapeshifting powers but only exists to scare people, so the foundation contains it by exclusively showing it bad 50s horror movies so that it never finds out what TRULY scares humanity.
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts
That’s actually amazing- It takes an innovator.
And don’t forget that any personnel interacting with that scp are required to act frightened whenever the entity tries to spook them
@@steveneaddy5298that’s kinda cute u could keep it as a pet if u make a fake film where people are scared of little puppies
For anyone wondering which scp it is, its's SCP-2006
Unstoppable entity that destroys the world:☝️🤓
A pig that bleeds pepsi:🗿
Scp goes from all powerful dark god from far beyond our understanding to a god damn team of soldiers trapped in an infinite bag of potatoes
Honestly, most safe SCPs are better than most Keter SCPs
@@aliawahfallacyand tomatoes that boo at you if you make a bad joke
SCP-12982
physical: Lanky matt black with a smiley face figure three meters in height with the ability to communicate in perfect English and French.
Mental: Not much is known besides the fact that the creature is older than the moon.
Powers: Very persuasive and can use it's persuasion to control victims, and add of remove memories or personalities .
Weakness: Man made weapons are unable to physically damage the creature but, enough bright lights and flashing will cause creature to huddle in dark conners/ areas
Containment: concrete walls and floors 5inch thick door and 60,000 lumen light bulbs directly above behind bullet proof glass no shadows.
@@onesandzeros1338 like 999 or the eye pods or the camera girl
There are 3 kinds of SCPs:
1. Horror game character that’ll eat your house and torture your eyes
2. Neat lil’ entity or object that does something odd
3. Feels like it was conceived on 4chan
Bonus: 4. Feels like it was conceived on something much, much worse than 4chan
Lol
Funnily enough, SCP originates from 4chan. One post spun off into an entire internet mythos. Pretty neat, right?
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts
also 4 : DIMENTIONAL GOD THAT CAN DESTROY THE WORLD ANY SECOND
@@p-__ No they're not.
Honestly, I much prefer these scps for some reason.
They feel very faithful to the original vision of scp; not necessarily a world of horror, but a world of the weird and abnormal.
A pizza box that refills itself upon closing, a safe where every combination opens to a unique dimensional space, an amulet that changes your gender.
It doesn’t have to be scary to be scp.
Real, I miss the silly era :(
I guess it is partly because horror is easier to make than comedy! As many SCP writers recommend starting with horror instead of comedy if that is what you are going for (though this is mainly about the joke SCPs).
Toaster
...that turns you into toast
... because I am a toaster
I'M COMING AFTER YOU KWITE, COUNT YOUR DAYS
-HOGSLICE
*We found him*
*:O*
Ur face is bad
HOG HOG HOG
hi hogslice
I will admit, some of these anomalies range from dangerous to goofy to down right stupid.
my favorite is Mr. Fish. he is a man with a fish head. He can't talk to fish, He can't breath under water and he has no super natural power of any kind. He is just a man with a fish head
@@Broomer52 Dr. Wondertainment definitely did that poor soul dirty. At least he gets a cool Top Hat. 🎩
The great thing is you can vote on which ones are good stupid and which ones are bad stupid. I have seen some unforgivably bad stuff thankfully disappear thanks to that.
ur pfp is off center
Dude come look at this
My favorite is SCP 4006, AKA the entire State Of Massachusetts
Oh yeah, isn't that the one where nobody has ever actually been to Massachusetts, and simply believe that they have been there due to incredibly convoluted series of coincidences caused by a probabilistic anomaly?
@@boxlessone1046dont believe it
@@boxlessone1046fake scp, no way they let that through
@@boxlessone1046 Kind of. It's heavily implied that Massachusetts *does* exist and the SCP foundation are the ones under some anomaly, falsely believing it doesn't. By the end, they kind of acknowledge this.
@@TerrytortoisethegreatAtuin My brother in Christ you can literally look it up.
One of my favorites is 4759, a donut tax that suddenly appears in other bills and tries to be passed into law, containing mostly gibberish, but has an extremely detailed 10-90% tax on all donuts and related foods, that will be discussed as seriously as any other bill. Sometimes, people in support of the bill will be found and challenged to a duel by a knight on a horse with a lance, comprised entirely of donuts, in an attempt to make sure the bill never comes to law.
Then there's a later addendum that one law maker who was extremely supportive of the bill was challenged, when their skin was pierced, they removed it to reveal they were entirely composed of bagels, and fled the scene.
My favorite SCP is SCP-1981, AKA "RONALD REAGAN CUT UP WHILE TALKING"
It is a VHS tape of Ronald Reagan's "Evil Empire" speech, and while it slowly gets off track, with Reagan predicting events and talking about some dark shit, as the name suggests, he gets cut up. It changes every time it's viewed and either ends at 22 minutes and 34 seconds, or when Reagan's vocal cords are cut up.
It's whacky, it's zany, it's a little bit crazy; I love it.
Ronald?! LIBRARY OF RUINA?! PROJECT MOON?!
Mine's probably SCP 6001 - Avalon, but not really by much, there are some many good articles that it's hard to pick one
That reminds me of one of my favorites which is SCP-1733, a recording of an NBA game where, upon consecutive playbacks, the players and audience start remembering the events of past recordings and realizing they're trapped in a video, then all sorts of shit ensue from that
@@hppvitor oh is that the one where they started trying to sacrifice people in an effort to appease whatever god had trapped them in the loop? I love that one.
I love the frog scp, aka SCP-7394-J. Its farts literally kill. Its watched by assistant james and everytime it farts, he needs to tweet about it with the #keterfrogfarts
it doesn't mention how MUCH salsa, that means there could be a hypothetical amount of salsa that could match how much damage was done to their skulls. That means L times W. Hypothetically if someone had a skull the size of a planet we could have a lifetime supply of salsa.
i forgot it was poisonous salsa my bad.
but the salsa kills you sadly
@@frankfooter5219 they just cant let us have anything, huh?
I mean you aren't wrong, it's a lifetime supply...
@frankfooter5219 I mean, I read that as when eating the salsa, the guy who's skull got caved in, the original subject, died. So the salsa is probably safe, you'll just be eating someones vital organ or something.
I love how SCPs range from the scariest crap ever to a completely normal thing with a dumb quirk. It makes sense canonically though, not everything is a crazy monster-
@@KindleSalt scp-6969: the comment
*s c a r y*
“Canonically”
We do not use the C word in the SCP community.
There is no Canon.
@@dominikrni You’re right, there is multiple canons.
@@HeidiCharlesLeon Isn't that like the opposite of what they wrote?
There’s a moth that tries to sell you a moth-sized hard hat, and 420-J is supernaturally good weed
Hold on a minute- Who?
-J articles are also non-canon, mind. Literally the "Joke" classification.
@@sirthanksalot97that's just what they want you to think. In truth they had to use an anti meme to hide it's existence as many containment breaches were caused by personnel consuming vast quantities of the drug. However rumors suggest a small cult in Jamaica may still be cultivating instances of SCP-420. Teams sent to investigate invariably go rogue abandoning the mission to "smoke kush and fuck bitches".
@@sirthanksalot97though, you could consider that nothing is necessarily canon, and J-SCPs are canon to their own version of SCP.
@@sirthanksalot97nothing is cannon in scp
For a foundation that supposed to "Secure Contain and Protect" the anomalies sure do like to escape alot
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@@p-__bot. We’re done with you. Go away.
I swear! At 0:48, when you started talking about the SCP foundation, my hdmi cord on my tv screen bugged out, and it went all purple. And as soon as it cut back to your face, it went normal again!
Dawg register that tv to the foundation rn 💀
your tv is an scp that bugs out whenever the scp foundation is mentioned
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts
@@p-__ STOP COMMENTING ON RANDOM TH-camRS VIDEOS ABOUT HOW YOUR FARTS ARE BETTER AAAAAA
ong scp-18772862 😱 THE PURPEL TEEVE!!1
Classification: TV!!!
Special containment procedures:
Hung on wal!!
Information:
It’s da tv!>
Addendum 1:
Teev!
Addendum 2:
TEEVE!!
Each second you arent running, im only getting closer.
Hog slice is here Kwite
you got out hogsliced by another hogslice who has hogsliced for 5 years now
I was looking for this comment
Wait, your name is HOGSLICE143.. does that meant that there are 142 other HOGSLICE’s?
FUCKING POSER, YOU RUN AS FAST AS MY GRANDMOTHER AND SHE'S SIX FEET UNDER.
-HOGSLICE
13:40 I heard the word Jesus and verbally said “oh no is this vore Jesus?”
It was vore Jesus, folks
Yeah that was... odd... but still as bad as the Vore *Hole*!
Could be worse. Could be milk Jesus
@@Fernlom Milk Jesus is one of the best
Toast Jesus too.
@@Fernlommilk jesus was a good read tho
Don't forget the immortal hitler clone that feels 3 times the pain
Prepare the bunker
Prepare the fun dungeon
OneyPlays aah anomaly.
And God. Just literally god
@@PotatoGod2electricboogaloo That’s one that I’ve always liked for some reason.
The idea of having all of these weird creatures and entities and then JUST HITLER is so fucking funny to me
"AN ALT-F4 EVENT" is the most EXTRA way to refer to a rage quit ive EVER heard!
12:43 Without knowing the reference, I hit alt-f4 mid game and was left feeling stupid.
my favorite SCP other than "When Day Breaks" is SCP-7122 which is a camera that when you take picture of someone you gain access to a file that basically is just a digitalized encrypted version of someone's entire life in which it can be swapped with someone causing them to switch place which causes immense stress and hysteria if not fully prepared and deleting the file just up and turns em into a non sentient vegetable.
What you mean by non sentient vegetable,is the person turn into a vegetable or the person get into a vegetable state and also just lose their sentient
Folks complain about backrooms entities and skibidi toilet, but anyone who was around during the early days of SCP and SFM knows that it's always been like this.
The only difference is that nowadays, we've got better tools to make fan content.
Honestly I can't hate on the Skibidi thing cuz of exactly what you said. I saw so many stupid brain rot G-Mod videos to know it's nothing new, but also the later videos in the series are actually pretty thought out. Like the creators have an idea they're trying to explore, and it just happens to be using Half-Life character heads inside toilets.
It was not always 'like this'.
@@amentco8445 as an old SCP fan, yes, yes it was.
@@amentco8445 As an old TF2 Fan its always been like this
Painis Cupcake, Vagineer and a few other weirder stuff
@@tezla1530 Yeah, there was so much of it during like 2014-1018 when SCP was at its peak.
I do love the sheer range of stories and creativity on display. Sure you get the generic "Big Scary Monster Made entirely of Teeth" (real SCP btw) but you also get stories that run the whole gambit of genres, from comedies, to romances, to tragedies, to pulpy adventures and high fantasy.
Heck, there's a series of entries that are written in the exact style and tone of a 50s noir detective story. There is literally everything for everyone.
The one where people have to do silly goofy dramatic science stuff and basically act a play
The memetic SCPs in my opinion are the best, also the Carcists and Cults of Mechan
MURPHY LAW MENTIONED !!
special mention to the ABCs of Death/2022 Anthology Hub, pretty much one of my favorite collections and depictions of horror on the website
Thats why its so great
Its the only media that is truly by the people, for the people, of the people or atleast its definitely the biggest
Its just one basic simple concept: "secret underground society that contains and studies weird sht" which has been taken and expanded and used to create practically anything you can imagine over the years by thousands of different people worldwide
Its honestly just so amazing when you sit down to think about it
Fun Fact: the studies that showed breakfast to be the most important meal of the day, were funded by kelloggs… so take that as you will 😂
Fun fact: SCP-6599 (HOGSLICE dude that spawns and beats people up after having an online argument with them) had a redemption arc after having an anime-tier fight with an ex-mall cop who's the disciple of a spirit of a samurai living in a katana.
I'm not making things up. That is literally what happened. The fight scene was unironically epic as well.
My favorite J class SCP is the seemingly normal dude named Geoff who keeps randomly winding up in high security areas through a series of pure coincidences. He then leaves the facility through another series of pure coincidences, meaning the foundation still hasn’t managed to contain him.
scp 3999: researcher spiraling into madness
scp 789J: he's gonna eat your butt
We DO talk about the J-SCPs, PLEASE mention that thing
3999 isn't the researcher going insane, it's the researcher somehow remembering every different scrapped idea and draft involving him that his author went through during a hit of writer's block (and from his perspective he had it off worse than AM's victims)
I love that SCP's aren't all horror themed, there's plenty of goofy ones that are just as well written, and everything in between. There's ones themed around mystery, romance, and mundane slice of life. It makes the concept of the SPC foundation more interesting.
shark punching center mention
Shark Punching Center.
Yo its the shark punching center
selachian sympathiser?
Selachiosk Pungix Combin?
Man that hammer would save so much money
you instantly die within 30 minutes of consumption? I’d drink the entire bowl no problem
@@randomlittleidotThe subject who had been salsa-fied died. All you gotta do is put non-living, non-salsa stuff into a bowl, smack it with the hammer, and bam, practically free salsa.
Realll
@@quartzninjait's specifically living tissue. Doesn't specify what kind, so I'd say grab a handful of worms and bam! Salsa
Huh
You better start running
-HOGSLICE
Some people forget anomalous is not just horror, just means something weird about, so plenty of objects/entities/effects are only slightly harmful, entirely harmless(scp 105, as long as she doesn't turn evil), or even good (scp 999)
Thanks Kwite, I will now be unironically calling breakfast the most dangerous meal of the day
i love how scps range from gods that can end the world to josie
(for yall who dont know, josie is a cat that is just a half a cat, not dead, just a cat cut in half that really likes cheese, will kill for cheese ifykyk)
that's just the way it goes for the unknown
(woah josie's not like me fr! i am a human, i have not be cut in half, and i do not like cheese)
Another good one is the one of a living drawing. I forgot what it's designation or nickname was, but it's just a drawing of a living woman.
Researchers are reminded to not feed Josie cheese, no matter how much she begs.
i love josie 🥺🥺
gojo
SCP fans when SCP-1029388, the Booger wooger is chasing them and turns them into boogers.
@Artcrazyotaku an immortal Hitler clone is a scp and that would a lot scarier to be chased by
@@randomyoutuber2633 is it a clone or a perfect copy
@@flameflareonog dw, it feels three times the pain were ok
Don't worry it gets deleted in 15 seconds.
SCP fans when SCP-⬛⬛⬛⬛ is ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ and ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛
22:28 not the captions changing adorable to ador horrible for SCP 5776 😂😂😂
my favorite scp is that one with like a bear head in a naked man’s body and 80% of the article was mostly about a MTF agent that kept sending emails to his supervisor about how he hates the assignment
A God of the mortal realm that is impossible to contain and will kill you no matter what Vs Office chair that breaks upon human contact but instantly reconstructs itself when no one is looking at it
cartoon anything in a nutshell.
Vs literally just a chair in any way shape or form(according to everyone)
Isn't there a chair that just appears in random places around the earth, and just looks out of place and nothing else?
Unstoppable world ending beings when a D-Class walks up with the knife that turns anything it cuts into cake: 😧
Okay, this made me giggle
@@virgilattack it took me *SO LONG* to get the right emoji to show up cause my tablet doesn’t like to do them properly
@@Goblin_Hater_37 the knife intimidated it 😔
The fact there's also a cake that can multiply under 24 hours and leaving it unattended it would end the world in just 80 days, you heard me a cake ending the world🗿
@@ImTooLazyToFight just eat the cake whole, easy
My favorite has to be SCP-2980, which is a red nightlight that, when plugged in, summons the entity called SCP-2980-1, aka LITERALLY SATAN! And what does the Prince of Darkness do when his demonic nightlight teleports him into your room?
He tells you a bedtime story. Literally, he just reads you a bedtime story that is like any other bedtime story except the characters are all demons, and then you get the best night of sleep in your life. Apparently he's not such a bad guy after all.
Average fanfiction story
Satan at his free time when he is done with misguiding people and making chaos:
I mean, this is what scps are supossed to be, anormal things like a chair that floats, a blue cow, a scissor that Can cut through space and time, a pillow that is always cold, not everything has to be a demonic ultradeath god with the power of everything in fiction
Ah the beauty of the S.C.P. Foundation. From a literal all-powerful eldritch being that can end the universe by breathing to tomatoes that violently attack anyone who fails at being humorous. That's why I love it so much.
To be fair, some of these scps don't seem to actually be on the website and most are peak writing.(Here were dragons)
I cried while reading that story :(
That story...
o7
God we need more dragons in this world.
@@blep_teh Same, albeit silently
"There Is No Antimemetics Division" is written by Sam Hughes, or QNTM, who also wrote the start of SCP-055 and has an entire website filled with fun short stories. My favorite is "cripes does anyone remember google people," which is a really interesting take on a Google Plus-style site where the users are being replicated via AI.
Can I get the link to that Google people one it sounds really cool
@@NoName-sv2uz Links suck on TH-cam but if you just look up the name it'll be like the first result on qntm's website
hello roxy from homestuck
qntm also made a really shitty version of Wordle called Absurdle.
Wait we have a 55?
Jesus christ I was stuck in a doctor's appointments today and scrolling through random SCPs to pass the time.
And one of them was the Hanged King that BRIEFLY showed up here in a FRAME.
The whole SCP is about how KNOWING of its existence is dangerous but once you learn it it's hard to forget about it.
Hell.
Huh knowing about an scp isnt going to do shyhhyyyyyiyy8iyuguggj
well thanks for telling everyone about it in this comments section!
That’s not actually how the hanged king works
Basically it makes anyone watching its play psychotic and kill each other
That seems like a bad omen.
Did you just Roko's Basalisk us?
21:52 Edgy tsundere marshmallow SCP
My favorite SCP is 7601, aka: the duck that is determined to get to you about your cars extended warranty, no matter the obstacle, no matter what is thrown at it, and no matter what, it will get to you about your cars extended warranty
Same pretty fun to read
He misclassified himself, he can’t be keter, he’s literally already in the box
Living creatures are usually Euclid at a baseline
@@WD_Gaster66wasn't 105 safe?
@@sanscomic4226 Two things:
1) Technically the camera itself is part of the anomaly, so without it Iris can't do anything anomalous, so just stick that in a box and you're good.
2) Old SCPs weren't all that well categorized at the time, so it's gotten a bit standardized over the years
eeh err
@@WD_Gaster66 fair enough
Scps are such a whirlwind of emotions. At one moment, I'll be reading a funny and wacky Scps, and then I'll find one of the well written and emotional work I have ever read.
I recommend reading scp 8000
fucking 3001, man. god what a read.
6113 is a favorite of mine
Wait so what happens if the tomato hears the best and most funny joke in the multiverse?
Does it do nothing? Does it fly away from the joke-maker?
They played a Monty Python skit and it made a tomato explode. On the opposite of the spectrum, one didn't hurl itself at a SNL skit, to which researchers hypothesized that it didn't know if it was meant to be a joke or not.
@@Pinoccappuccinothat second part is hilarious
The funniest scp entry I've read Is about a portal to another dimension and all the failed attempts to enter it. In the end of the article is a remark that the fundation realised its just a mirror
0:42 “peak Mutahar to me was when he read creepypastas”
BRO you can not just YANK ME 10 years into the past like that without asking first
He should've flashed *FOUR FUCKING PIXELS* on screen for like 0.5 seconds
Do you want us to die?
@@matheuspires2462 maybe
*screams intensifies*
It'd be so dumb if I was this SCP that's a toaster. Like imagine I'm this toaster and I'm totally normal except for this weird mematic agent that the people talking about me can't notice. I'd be such a dumb SCP.
I'm not *just* a normal toaster! I also make people think that they're a toaster when in close proximity to me for too long!
@@dixitwastaken This has resulted in some trying to make love to me.
My mouth feels so empty. I should get some bread out of the kitchen.
I feel a need to stick my fingers into an outlet *hmmmmmmm*
hey,don’t dunk on me like that,i’m one of my favorite SCPs
scps and kwite are a pretty big fixation of mine… a mix would be catastrophic
this is going to be to be like Chernobyl
@@leonardoaguiar9328 that comment hit me like a sack of bricks
DO NOT MIX THE GELS
@@TheRealNoah_83 Nah, it hit you like the salsa hammer
2:25 well if that anomalous hoodie only burned out your eyes in person. And you needed to keep it Inside but couldn’t directly contain it or let the world know it’s a threat, you could give it an outlet, like a vlog or a TH-cam channel . Sure it might mention that it’s a hoodie with no actual form, but if you edited a face onto each of the videos like a vtuber rig then it’s statements would just be taken as jokes and wouldn’t put any harm to the public at large. The living hoodie would be too busy making videos to go outside so all containment resources could instead be put towards an impressive vtuber rig.
Keter class isn't inherently dangerous, its just hard to contain. like for example the concept of breakfast, it's not dangerous but you can't contain a concept.
2:08 Apollyon class:
Apollyon class is for things that literally cannot be contained
Like when the Sun tries a hissy fit and melts every living thing into flesh monsters.
@@Dragonemperessor god
There is also Archon, which is basically "You can contain it, but much more problems will be caused by doing it"
Apollyon is for shit that will end the world. No seriously, Apolloyons are just “This thing can and will end the world and there is NOTHING we can do to stop them”.
that's not true, that's still keter. apollyon is for when not only can it not be contained, but it will at some point destroy every trace of humanity at the minimum in the process of its mere existence
here's the thing is that it should be that there's some really weird fucked up little guys in containment because it's entirely unrealistic that every single anomaly is this "super serious oh this is Eldritch level threat" like you're going to end up with a hammer that turns people into pico de gallo
@cephaleaorion4888 you get stuff like chocolate cake scp and a dildo that's sentient and haunts your dreams(not on purpose) and then you get stuff like scp 5000.
And some of the SPC's are literally just people with anomalous qualities to them, which is an incredibly fucked up concept because the SPC foundation basically makes them spend their lives in solitary confinement.
24:03 that was such a call i out i literally eating dinner while watching this☹️
I was about to comment this same thing haha
Same! I cooked and ate dinner in the span of Kwite's video. XD
I was eating a big bite of food whilst watching it and got so surprised i chicked on my food 💀 💀💀
I've learned that the types have nothing to do with how dangerous the SCP is, but how easy it is to contain it, so u could have an SCP that is safe (easy to contain) that could still kill you 😂 which is wild
Or a scp that has killed literally noone and is in the worst catagory.
17:27 what Kwite, you thought they'd let HUMANS write that? it'd be completely biased!
SCPs can be anything from a playful blob (999)
A tall white guy that screams cries and kills anyone who sees his face (096)
An old statue that moves at the speed of sound that loves to snap necks but hates being looked at (173)
*REDACTED* (297)
To a Douglas for tree that just doesn't scream, no matter how they torture it or comit every war crime against it. (4521)
Real
Real
Do not diss my beloved salsa hammer!
One of the most confusing ones for me is SCP-1471 (or Mal0). Y'know, the one with the skull head that had like over 4000 tags on R34? I always thought that it kills you after a while but the wiki never says anything about it. So I think it just stalks you? And blows up your phone in the middle of the night. I don't even think it drives you to insanity either.
It appears in your peripheral vision and eventually in your main vision
Some are driven insane, others just accept Mal0 as a omnipresent part of their life.
Mal0 just causes you schizophrenia except instead of aggressive and soul crushing demons you get a chill wendigo thing struggling with sign language
@@wieldylattice3015 well schizophrenia is worse because schizophrenia can harm you and is random
They are just kinda chilling
The thing about Scp that I love so much is that it's not confined to any one genre; it's really more of a writing format than anything else.
I've always wanted to have an entry of an SCP that is a harmless* house, but every time you leave it, you forget something.
*if you enter the entity/house naked with no other items you forget a piece of yourself
"There is no Antimemetics Division" is my favorite SCP story im so happy seeing it mentioned here!
The way he said Rasputin confused me for a good five seconds- 1:33
Why? That's how it's pronounced
18:59 i didn’t know jerma was officially an anomaly
"Vored by Jesus," Bro, I can't with that line 😂
21:28 AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! SHIIIIITTT!. MY SKELETON JUMPED OUT OF MY MOUTH AND THEN PISSED ITSELF AND RUN AWAY LEAVING ONLY ITS JAW THAT FELL OFF FROM SCREAMING AND A PUDDLE OF PEE!!!!!! ITS TOO SCARYYYYY!!! I'M DYING OF SHOCCCCC!!! bleh X_x
interesting
you should've posted a different comment then edited it to this so it shows the edited indicator
INHAD 4 STRAIGHT HEART ATTACKS
5776 is such a scary terrifying world-ending phenomenon that could end the world and is not cute or a common food item
Scp articles goes from a toaster that makes you think you are a toaster to fricking Cinema 2 being made in form of a narrative story and I love that.
"You have been diagnosed with 4th stage furry"
How much time do i have left? *cries* *and* *nuzzles you softly*
@@druidplayz23130 seconds, Because *prepares pump shotgun and aims it at you*
@@druidplayz2313 3 day's, *you have 3 day's to live!*
@@CTzons *deepthroats sbotgun* (defensively)
oh nyoo!! (T^T)
*wimpers*
I love how the first SCP covered in the video is about how breakfast isn't real
As I eat cereal at 12:40
Breakfast is an invention created by cereal companies. The actual known meal consumed after waking up is a snack that breaks the process of fasting. This is known as 'fall-fast-break'.
You are not real.
@@PabloLewis-ve6ud FUUUU-
14:37 wasnt expecting to hear about jesus vore
there is another SCP that turns you into animals as well, you literally unzip your skin and become an animal
That is.... horrifying..... what one is it?
There is an scp that turns animals into humans if they drink water from a well
I saw SCP-3312, and I knew what this video was all about. Not because I am a furry, but because I spend WAY too much time reading through the SCP database
uh huh
"not a furry" "read too much about scp" pookie ur going to become a furry soon fr fr
Love how 1471 is objectively considered the "Furry SCP" yet 3312 is literally called "OwO what's this" and is more than a digital fursuit but a website that makes furries.
I mean.... if that SCP is exist, that will be the lowest danger though. Change into furry, meh, I'm fine with that, as long as not changing me into a Therian or something worse
So many SCPs lores, there are horror concepts as well with funny ones too.
I like how the SCP foundation can literally capture Unstoppable Forces and Terrifying Monsters in a Box and also captures Goofy looking things that look like everyday objects or Normal creatures but with deep lore and absurd details
Like you can literally be considered as some Random Guy doing some weird and really absurd shit and then some Top secret Government captures you and puts you in a containment and now your neighbor is a Genocidal Being
I'm a little intrigued by the fact that SCP-3312 is "currently" interested in furries but has affected multiple other fandoms in the past... it makes me wonder about what kinds of awful obssession it may have caused in comicbook nerds and the likes... also, will its interests change in the future? Will it migrate to another fandom? What if it turns into a copy of the SCP wiki? The posibilites are endless
SCP-6113: Transphobia
SCP-7112: Guys gets a girlfriend and the Foundation erases her memory of him
SCP-7052: Spoons in butt
not as transphobic as just girly things
SCP-6113 is literally just supernaturally aided gender transition
this made me read the entire SCP-6113 thing and it genuinely made me cry
KWITE SCP VIDEO?
ITS A FEAST
Exactly
i miss confinement too
@@ilikeindigoso much potential wasted
The joke about furry haters eventually becoming furries themselves by an SCP that’s literally consuming furry media is so good to me
law of physics #5357532: all furry haters will become furries themselves given 1-5 years
@@dallor09untrue, most dont become furries, however some do.
Of course it's a fucking furry that finds that cathartic.
@@dallor09 might want to reword that to 0.1 to 5 years
(2 months is what it took to go from anti to fur)
Excuse me what?? (My brother became a furry after he hated it once ._.)
Scps can be things that either can or wish to destroy our universe (like the scarlet king-) and then they can be goofy little ones(like the little eyeball creatures and the tickle monster) and then we just have the ones that seem dumb but are kinda interesting (like the tree that site 42 keeps trying to make scream)
just imagine saying some cringy dad joke just for fun and then a horde of supersonic tomatoes (or tomatos idk) very kindly greet you with a concussion, broken nose, punctured lungs, broken femur and a one way ticket to ER.
(i think ER? nevermind.)
SCP is always either an eldritch horror beyond comprehension that can be dangerous if you classify it as dangerous, half a cat, or a bowl of candy that kills the greedy
When you write something like this you are supposed to use discriptions that describe more than one thing.
For example:
An eldritch horror beyond comprehension, a cute animal of some kind, or an object that kills you upon using it.
As an SCP author from way back (I wrote a lot of stuff in 2012 and 2013) it really warms my heart to see that people are still reading and writing this stuff
Hey I was also from around that time though I never was able to get anything on the main series because I think I was 12 414 at the time so I wasn't that great of a writer
A floating green hoodie that makes funny internet videos and music infrequently (PLEASE KWITE IM GETTING WITHDRAWALS WEBCORE DOESNT HIT LIKE IT DID I NEED MORE) would be a great SCP!
A memetic agent that turns you into a furry? I guess VRChat is an scp now
With the knowledge that "gay" was a synonim of happy some centuries ago, takes the double sense of 230 away very fast.
You better start writing down and eat fried cheese curds. While cooking six bowls of granny cream hot butter ice cream. It takes nineteen tons and what you get and add.
Run.
He's gonna slice your hog
Dang we got the 1st one right here
That’s it, I’m submitting you in the next scp contest
Also kwikemart i was the first like
A semi comprehensive list of scp classes. Examples aren't all real scps
Safe: easily contained (example a button that would destroy the world, might be dangerous but you can just put it in a box)
Euclid: needs a bit more effort to contain but not too extreme. (Most humanoid scps)
Keter: scps that are very hard to contain (example and scp with very strong corrosive acid, required very strong materials and constant monitoring)
Apollyon: Scps that are impossible to contain (example a cake that randomly teleports somewhere on earth every hour)
Thamuel: scps used to contain other scps. (Example something with hypnotic or calming powers)
Archon: scps that are not contained for a number of reasons
My favorite SCP on a horror level is 5832, because the more of it you read, the more uncomfortable it makes you feel.
Then it hits you with that final line. If you know, you know.
1:13 YESSS i was just about to recommend that lol
PRAISE QNTM
I feel Kwite would definitely be an SCP. Also, making this about the beginning, will update if he talks about the dildo SCP.
Edit/Update: no dildo scp. D:
DILDO SCP??
could you specify what number it has for scientific and educational reasons?
Dont give up sooner or later one will exist. Rule 78 of the internet "If an idea exist it can become SCP, if not one will write about the absense of it then it will not be absense no more" 😅😅😅
There is a dildo that vibrates you to death in the scp universe
@@CookieTaiga nah, the dildo scp is real, i was just excited to see if Kwite talks about it.
@@CookieTaigaIt does exist. The dildo (which is green and tentacle shaped) is sentient and very unhappy about being a dildo. If you sleep near it, you have dreams of being attacked by Cthulhu, octopi, squid, and basically anything else with both tentacles and the ability to kill people. The dildo gives people these dreams as a way to cope with the whole “being a dildo” thing. Don’t know the number, but it’s called Dildos Have Dreams Too, and a TH-cam search for “scp oversimplified dildos have dreams too” should pull up a comic summarizing the article. Highly recommend.
kwite claiming to not be a furry while they roleplay being married to an antropomorphic robot rabbit ... sure
HES NOT ROLEPLAYING THEYRE MARRIED !!!!!!!
One of my favourite SCPs is a shapeshifter that poses no harm to anyone but does want to scare the crap out of people so to make sure it doesn’t change into something actually dangerous the foundation is tricking it into thinking stuff like old monster movies is the most terrifying thing ever conceived.
SCP is modern art but taken literally