Lanky Kong listens to DK Rap for the first time
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He wears overalls. He wears a shirt.
This Kong... Had his feelings hurt.
This actually made me laugh out loud.
WHY DID I SING THIS OUT LOUD
😂😂😂
I bet your pen is hot cuz those lyrics are fire
A smart one, offended is he
For Kong's sake, he works in IT
Its now canon that Lanky Kong works in IT.
He's also a depressed 9 - 5 worker.
canonically, lanky Kong actually died during the snap th-cam.com/video/423DwXjtXBU/w-d-xo.html
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
Nice seeing you here
Top 10 betrayals
@Thx ❤ HEY HEY BE QUIET
Top 10 anime betrayals
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
Iron armenian yooo
He may not have style
He may not have grace
But in all of our hearts he has a place
He also has a funny face
@@mr.bizzare7363😔
HUH!
@@Shadow_Mihai LK! Lanky Kong!
Lol no, f him
Bro why am I genuinely emotionally attached to lanky throughout this 😭
yeah, you don't need to tell us, arcade assassin.
and why is everyone in the comments spamming links, tf?
He has a funny face
Because Joel brings a deep well of humanity to every character he portrays. Or as needed, apparently, Apeanity. Simianity? Him act good.
@@birdflox1337 bots. don't pay attention, or just report them
HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
Also Lanky: *only male in the group that covers up his junk*
My wife is crying on the floor laughing after we read this comment. 🤣
Clothing is considered rude in Ape culture
@@smash3r01 "this kong's got style so listen up dudes"
@@mcash232 got anything else to brag about other than finding love?
@@HitTheFan16 shut up, you obviously haven’t found it yet.
“Can I just say I’m so happy how positive this is?”
- Lanky Kong seconds before disaster
"No it wasn't self depricating, it was just *ME* depricating!"
- Lanky Kong seconds after disaster
famous last words
@@kovacthesaggy4014 "(gorilla noises)"
-Donkey Kong not caring about disaster
As soon as he said that, I knew where the video was going lol
I met Lanky at New York Donkey Kon. He's a really down to Earth guy. He's really positive and he really loves his fans. Shame on the producers for doing this to him.
The worst part is that the producers were his “friends”...
@@wolfdragox5563 Despite all that happened to him, he still went to the convention and is still open to hanging with the crew. Shame that this happened to the poor guy. I heard that Dixie had some history with the developers as well, really hope they figure this out.
New York DONKEY KON?!?!
@@splashor6361 Dixie was embroiled in a lot of controversy after she criticized the Bush administration. You had all these DK rap aficionados telling her to 'shut up and swing' all day every day. It's bound to make anyone snap.
@@jingbot1071 Really? That's sad to hear. I hate seeing people's downfalls like this. I hope she can recover.
The phone is a brilliant touch lol
Also you've inspired me to start work on a vr looter shooter called dragoneers. So thank you Dani
Oh shit I didnt even notice it, that is really good
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
Raffi approves
“If anyone shoots anyone it’s gonna hurt. That doesn’t make you special”
This has me dead for like five minutes
Lanky kong spitting straight 📠
I love how when he was happy he agreed with the line. “That’s for sure.” It’s like he always knew how stupid the line was but he was willing to overlook it.
Pretty sure getting shot will have you dead for longer than five minutes but you do you I guess
did someone shoot ya
@@GarnetMidnightSummerSelene Who else would they do?
If I recall correctly, the last line of Lanky's bit in the DK rap is "this crazy kong just digs this tune!" just to gaslight us all into believing it's okay they just trashed him relentlessly
Sounds like the corporate world. From the email celebrations, you'd expect Employee X's demotion to have pleased them greatly. "New opportunity!" "Versatility enhancement!" "Perfect for the job!"
If I recall correctly, even...
You and I both know that you and I both know all the lyrics, no ram pack needed...
honestly the big guy acted goofier than the rest.
“Enjoy your air polluting car, the Lorax says it’s OK 👍!”
I thought that the last line was "This crazy Kong has an inflatable Coconut Gun"?
"This Kong has a funny face."
*face glitches*
Underrated comment
"He has no style. He has no grace."
But he can fix your internet for the workplace.
Perfect 😎👍
He has no style he has no grace
But he can fix the internet at your workplace
Sure this kong has a funny face
On his hands though, he wins every race
He may be weird, you will want to laugh
But thats his style He makes children clap
@@santhinal7767 he claps children
@@santhinal7767 This is honestly awesome, good on you.
This Kong has a user-friendly interface
The fact that Lanky was making reaction videos when this song came out is proof of how ahead of the times he was
@Miles Doyle This is some wacky game coding. It's amazing that Lanky Kong has been around since 4000BC too.
@Miles Doyle whatever floats your boat but you can’t expect others to read that novel you just wrote. witnessing should not be one-sided self-indulgent rambling, if witnessing is your goal (doubtful)
@Miles Doyle amigo, preaching ain't gonna work if you don't know the person. Just calm down a bit
Lanky Kong: "Thanks for the other posters here pointing out how bad Mark Doyle's post is even as far as bad "street preachin'" goes. Maybe one day you posters, me and my life partner Chunky Kong could all meet up and have some martinis and sushi and tacos at a picnic hosted by my LGBT friendly church".
How the hell did he make this video youtube didn't exist in the 90s.
this is lanky’s joker moment
@Thx ❤ reported
its because he has a silly face.
I’ve had the joker moment one too many times man. I need to stop or the people in the town will like….get kiled by me :o[
@@Triumvirately Cool th-cam.com/video/h91fvPzyDxo/w-d-xo.html
@@zoinkedjester4204 that's so sad please don't have a joker moment oh no
This hits harder after seeing the Super Mario Movie. During the Kong Arena scene, we can clearly see Kranky Kong, Dixie Kong, Diddy Kong, and even Chunky Kong, but Lanky is nowhere to be seen.
hes busy doing IT work
apparently they didn't even contact him
for a cameo. so uncool. he deserves better.
Well yeah, would YOU work with them after that? No way youd get lanky in a recording studio again after they betrayed him like that. He may lack style but hes NO kong's punching bag
i met lanky in a pub he told me that he had a falling out with the dk crew mainly with donkey kong and he fell into depression and addiction to alcohol thankfully he got clean and only briefly was able to reconcile with the dk crew for Barrel Blast but it all went to shit again behind the scenes and ended up in a full fist fight with donkey kong and he left again this time for good and he told me he was offered a cameo in the new mario movie by dks manager and he just said no way get fucked fuck off its sad what happend to him he is great guy.
He OD'd
I love how at 0:38 he makes a polite, enthusiastic comment about the “shoot ya” line but later when he’s upset he reveals what he really thinks of it
This whole skit is so well set up.
Exactly 😆 he was so positive, then a minute later was super negative about it lol
He was just defending himself :(
It was more of a passing affirmation about the line. "That's for sure" Which aligns very well with his later statement on it
I actually think that he was just complementing how good donkey Kong was at shooting, and how talented a fighter he was. After getting upset with the way that they treated him, he then reveals that D.K is a blow hard who really is nothing special, when you get right down to it. Anyone can just use a gun and hurt someone with it.
The Raw emotion in "lanky Kong sucks ass" had me dead
He was on verge of crying and choking on his tears, and I actually felt it
Fr
time stamp?
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 nah
@@owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 1:59
"This kong has a funny face!"
Gltchy face mode enabled.
comedic timing, his face is funny.
Poetry
ITS FROM THE ORIGINAL VIDEO.
Looking at the rest of the lyrics for Lanky’s verse, it doesn’t even talk about how good he is at all at the end. Just that he digs the tune 😢
Excuse me, he can inflate himself just like a balloon, he can handstand when he needs to and stretch his arms out just for you, huh
Yep. They never actually compliment him; just sling some insults then say “Don’t worry; Lanky’s cool with it. He digs the tune.”
They do at least talk about his skills in handstanding and inflating himself up like a balloon
@@MrDunloMusic
Lanky: you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would never understand.
I mean... He can handstand when he needs to, that's got to count for something 🤣
The fact that Joel's face changed right after pausing the "funny face" line has sent me
The frustration in his eyes had me in tears
"has sent me" is a shitty meme and really speaks to the low standards of our generation.
@@deadinside9565 it’s not a meme it’s a phrase
Same
@@deadinside9565 Is it a meme or a turn of phrase? Linguistics changing isn't new, that's just human nature
I love how even Chunky gets positivity. "He may move slow/He can't jump high/But this Kong's one Hellofa guy!" That's super positive compared to what Lanky got.
Chunky is big and strong, even more so than Donkey Kong
Lanky just sucks ass
That's probably because he's dead
@@ashikjaman1940 huh! DK! Chunkys dead! DK! Now the song is over!
AND THEN THERES CHUNKY, he's dead
@@bradyblue5269 cmon, cranky, take it to the fridge
Oh (bleep), cranky dead too!
I can’t believe they told him to act goofy and then branded him with it, like it’s his thing. Poor Lanky
Imagine being told to act a certain way and suddenly that's your main shtick
@@GottaFistDemAll Basically how TLC does business.
@@rossthesauceboss well, at least you are talking about the video i guess. Looks like a copy paste with a link to some video that is probably not related tho, cant be trusted
@@rossthesauceboss ye, glad you are not a bot lol.
I mean, he does have a clown's nose and clothes.
“You guys told me to act goofy for the video” is pure gold
“It was not self-deprecating it was just ME-depricating” I’m in stitches hahahah
JUSTICE FOR LANKY, HE DESERVES A RETAKE.
Release the Lanky Cut
Joel, we need JUSTICE FOR LANKY shirts NOW!
Poor Lanky Kong :(
Robbar ros
God damn it Rachel :v)
Pros animate Lanky getting the justice he deserves in Gartic Phone
Wait… I know you…
Oh hey, I just finished watching the new Gartic episode! That’s probably my favorite series on YT right now, everyone involved is so talented!
I love the line: "It was not self-deprecating, it was just me-deprecating!"
Joel is the master of using realistically awkward mannerisms that make it sound like conversations you've had or heard before
He's had a lot of experience.
Kool.
He needs to be on Smiling Friends
I have
It's just part of the way he talks.
He leans into it a little more in the skits he makes, but he actually has a lot of those slightly awkward ways of talking normally. I'm pretty sure it's because he always pauses for a moment to think over what he's trying to say for the purposes of avoiding foot in mouth syndrome.
The part that breaks my heart is when Lanky doubles down on his optimism and says,"Maybe it'll come back around," and then plays the video again.
oof, that part just hits right in the soul ;--;;
"why was is everyone else like.. just great and d.. th.. lancky kong sucks ass"
My man tried so hard to have faith in his friends and look where that got him.
He's really crucial in speedruns of this game, isn't he? He's useful for that at least
@Gray Plays yo what video did you just watch?
@@magicmushroom7410 wow
@@magicmushroom7410 wow
4 bots in a row
His handstand is the fastest way to move.
I want an updated video when Lanky realises he's not in the Mario movie
Is someone gonna tell Lankey eventually?
Dear Joel, please make this!
Joel, I don’t know what’s better, your comedic timing, your writing, or your ideas. Either way, you don’t miss. Thanks for this.
What about his acting?
@Miles Doyle As a christian..... Why
@@jeffplaysgames2596 Yeah even putting the wall of text, formatting and unrelated nature of the comment aside, it's the spamming it over and over again on this page that is decidedly crass.
SPACE CHIKEN!!!!!!
.
It’s okay Lanky, I’ll always love you
We support Lanky in this house
Lol hi!
No, we won't
Man we need to like. Throw a party for our homie. Maybe even banana pies! :o]
Hey how are ya?
must've been payed well for the shoot - I see he's rocking the newest model banana phone
Ah it’s my boy Cyranek.
the Nokia 8110 yellow
Paid
at what cost?
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
0:26 Are we just going to ignore lanky Kong getting the shit slapped out of him
It was in the script
They told him to act goofy
Fucking lost it at the first shot of him on the phone. Even though there was only a hint of yellow, I absolutely knew what that phone was and loved it.
Bananaphone?
It's refreshing to see others are cultured and grew up with Raffi.
@@ShadowSloth3 I have to occasionally remind myself that most kids these days have no idea who Rafi is, and it feels weird.
@@jonnda who are they and how do i eliminate them
@@raffimolero64 I suppose you could drive around the neighborhood blasting the banana-phone song.
I’m going to need a full character arc for Lanky Kong where he confronts toxic workplace culture and realizes his friends aren’t really his friends
@@rossthesauceboss S T O P
@@magspierce7557 _YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW_
WANT THE
And brutally murders them
Yeah and then he becomes friends with Luigi.
Based on the fact that Lanky only appeared in two more games, years apart, I choose to believe that he was able to forgive the DK Crew, but mostly went his own way afterwards.
They were a bunch of egotistical apes. Lanky was better off without them. He be doing the grinds and getting paid unlike them.
KGTOW
What other two more games?
@@nielsdejong He has a cameo in the GBA version of Donkey Kong Country 3 and is a playable racer in Barrel Blast.
Lanky Kong is the most useful kong
This legit made me feel sorry for Lanky
"This Kong has a funny face"
_face shifts strangely through unseen dimensions on cue._
Fuck I just made a comment exactly like this, you're awesome but damn man.
1:30 Absolute Gold!
“Lanky Gets His Just Desserts”
Didn't expect to see you here..big fan
I see what you did 😉
what's up checkmark?
Noice
Due recompense
The slight face glitch at 1:29 after “this Kong has a funny face” was fantastic
I was looking for this comment. I was in tears.
I agree. The one eye buldging out, breaking the fourth wall looking at the audience in disbelief was gold. Even more that I'm sure it was a favorable glitch. Glitches are infinity amusing!
There’s so many layers to this entire thing.
For one, they didn’t tell Lanky what the lyrics were and likely intentionally since they knew he’d dislike them if he did, and wouldn’t have acted silly for the video like they needed.
Two, the way he immediately starts talking about Donkey sounds good at first, but really listen to it. It’s clear he gets bossed around and belittled by DK all the time. “Whips the team into shape” and “Nothing without him” are key points to that.
For three, Donkey might even be physically abusing poor lanky, considering the way he said “That’s for sure” after hearing about the coconut gun like he’d been shot by it before and knows how much it hurts.
Hell, he even hesitated to call about how mean spirited the song was. Probably because he knew he’d be reprimanded for standing up for himself!
Lanky is just smart enough to know that if you shoot someone, it's gonna work. "That's how guns work".
the layers in it make me fart
@@trumps_on_epsteins_airplane yeah, onions tend to do that
@@dominikczinczoll1268 no wonder shrek has so many fart jokes.
I dont think that "that's for sure" meant that he'd been shot by DK before. I think he was just affirming everything the song was saying, trying to be positive.
I can't stop clicking on this video everyday when it shows up in my recommended.
SAME I CANT ESCAPE IT
all time best betrayals of history
SAME
Me too
Yes
"This Kong has a funny face"
*freeze*
*Morph frame to a funnier face*
Glad someone else caught that, I was in stitches😂
Yes that cracked me up :D
like he had to process it for a second or two
I never thought about just how mean the rap is towards lanky. Lmao
@@rossthesauceboss that’s was his doomed timeline. It’s not canon for us.
@@rossthesauceboss yeah that’s basically it :o|
@@rossthesauceboss
Lanky Kong: "Gawd I'm so sick of people spreading the rumour that me and my life partner Chunky Kong died of AIDs just because we're gay!"
I was assured that this crazy kong digs this tune. How could the DK Crew betray my trust like this?
'Their best traits.'
'The positivity we need.'
That aged well for about 5 seconds.
@thanks get a life
@@bisterkding9249 I think his life is making music.
@@Selrisitai Wow.
Lanky’s sound design just further cements this. His double jump has an awkward sound, his handstand makes weird noises, his gun is just a blow pipe that shoots grapes. Devs hated that man
I mean, he is an orangutan. He is funny by default. For me the most humiliating part is the verse about Lanky inflating himself.
Surely, as the clown of the crew he does that in the game, but why not glossing over the fact he is the fastest one or that he can get into higher platforms? But no. Just a "crazy kong" with a "funny face"
@Suddenly :/
His super long slap was so op in versus mode though.
"Devs hated that man"
He's not a man though
LankyKong will become... The JokerKong
"That's just how shooting people works" was the fuckimg best line of this. We love you Lanky
@@ligmaworld Why did I watch all of it?
@@xXP1n34ppl3Xx A better question is why didn't you subscribe?
I totally forgot the Lanky Kong lyrics and didn't know where this was going, then started choking because I laughed so hard. The stuff you miss as a child.
This is the content I've been waiting for since youtube was created
@thanks oh, great, a muslim prayer. Exactly what i was looking for in the comment section of "Lanky Kong listens to DK Rap for the First time".
@@inserisciunnome Just report it as spam. He's posting it as a reply to every comment.
@@rossthesauceboss
Lanky Kong: "Who had a heart palpitation? Did you have a heart palpitation!? I eat healthy, man." (Takes out banana, breaks it in half) "I'm just gonna eat some of this banana and save the rest for later."
I love how you can hear DK on the phone replying only in apelike screeches to Lanky's coherent English
In the game, DK’s dialogue is always shown as thought bubbles rather than speech bubbles, so it tracks
And he is talking on a banana
I see they're both bilingual. How inspiring
@@maddy3852 Mario is bilingual too, he can speak italian and english
really because it just makes me fart a lot
I... never realized before that the DK Rap was actually just a Lanky Kong Diss track
Tru, but I feel like Lanky is "canonically" a really laid back guy who would laugh at his verse. Maybe finger gun the guy who wrote it.
After many time’s watching this the first line of the thing finally sticks out: “another” reaction video? Lanky just apparently putting out regular content
this is my favorite of yours yet. amazing
hi wayne
HELLO GORDON
Hi wayme
It's the funny half life guy with the bird
wayner
It probably wasn't intentional but the way his facial expression suddenly "updates" at 1:29 is really funny to me
Great catch
😮😦
THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE
Hah! Hilarious timing given the lyrics
@@spookhyskeleton😲😟
Lanky, your portion is easily the best. Don't get discouraged.
That’s kind of like my dance move sometimes! :o]
@@rossthesauceboss
Lanky Kong: "I'm still alive for chrissakes! Gawd, what with WITH people spreading the rumour that me and my life partner Chubky died of AIDs! Like hello! We use protection!"
Saw this guy on smiling friends today!!!!! Love yoour work dude
0:14 that nerdy synchronized "here we go" is a beautiful minor addition that makes this all the more tragic
It makes the outcome more soul crushing
And that's why Lanky never shows up in newer games anymore.
@@rossthesauceboss stop commenting everywhere your story isn't funny
@@rossthesauceboss this is mere speculation, we don't know if people upvoted your comment, could have just as easily been dogs
@@rossthesauceboss glad we understand each other boss
Lanky and tiny were the best anyway so it worked out for him in the end
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
^
I think its safe to say everyone can be useful...except for Chunky.
Cant jump. Can't run. Cant attack quickly. A literal dead weight. Navigating with him on water levels is just painful.
@Katsuki can't you just leave
Watching it a second time hurts even more.. he's so upbeat about his "friends" yet you know the train wreck is coming.
I find it funny that Lanky ignores the moment in the rap where Chunky accidentally slaps him away yet reacts to when the lyrics describe him.
To Lanky, words hurt more than action do.
Well, he knew about the video, just not about the lyrics.
"You told me to act goofy for the video"
That was probably choregraphed beforehand.
Yeah, he was just acting. Didn’t think it was serious.
@@aimlesspassions1157 that just adds more salt to the wound 😢
I like that the setting has to be the 90's, hence the computer, but he's doing modern style commentary
He was a Kong ahead of his time.
What can ya say, he’s a trailblazer
wait what do you mean
Bro! Lanky was the best to play. Pour one out for my long armed bro 😔🍺
@thanks So you're just going to spam that on every thread?
@@cameronbarenbrugge649 It's a bot, just ignore and report 'em.
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
@@rossthesauceboss Please stop posting cringe in main
I love how he just seems like a genuinely great guy
Donkey Kong been real quiet ever since Lankey Kong showed up...
"He has no style.." My sides hurt from laughing at that face he made.
I guess he really does have a funny face
I knoooow 😂
I love the fact that “this is just the morale booster we all needed right now”.
Like the Kong universe was in the midst of some, I don’t know, global pandemic or something.
Oh my gosh, I'm imagining the DK rap is like the new national anthem of DK Island, something that was meant to be nice and uplifting for everyone in these hard times, and then Lanky's verse is just taking a dump on Lanky for the entire island to hear *repeatedly* at every major event...
Kongronavirus
Atlanta zoo has gorillas with covid
It begins
@@ToonCatTV I hope they make the gorillas wear masks
During the game they were all Imprisoned by King K. Rool so they were probably severely recovering from the war setting Donkey Kong 64 takes place in, Lanky Kong went into IT work after apparently and reaction vids.
The perfectly synced "Here we go" is severely underrated
“Lanky Kong sucks a$$”
-Lanky didnt save us from a giant earth-shattering pufferfish to be disrespected in this manner.
Don't remind me of that damn boss fight, all I feel when trying to remember it is that I really didn't like it. Can't remember why.
it was just riding a boat through goals. he literally just laid back in the boat 🤣🤣
1:24 "This kong has a funny face"
*spontaneous face distortion intensifies*
"This Kong has smiles. Has his own place. Does IT from his home workspace." Fixed
Oh, that is *GOOD*.
0:00 Introduction
0:07 Chapter 1 - Bliss
0:26 Chapter 2 - More Bliss
0:37 Chapter 3 - Foreshadowing
0:53 Chapter 4 - Even more Bliss and ooof
1:03 Chapter 5 - Chapter 6 - The thorn
1:14 Chapter 7 - Denial
1:28 Chapter 69 - Pain
1:33 Chapter 9 - Lashing out
1:56 Chapter 10 - Bruh he cryin dawg !!
2:01 Chapter 11 - Fair point tbh
2:13 Credits
“Bruh he cryin dawg” 😂 why is that so funny and so familiar but I can not for the life of me put my finger on it. The closest I can get the old “yo gabby this is the surgeon” sliding into her dm’s meme
Which is way different than the “I am a surgeon” meme that my fellow people who are unfortunately stuck in the future might know
5 stages of grief
"You guys told me to act goofy for the video! I didn't know you were gonna act like that's my thing!"
This is one of the most genius sketch ideas I've ever seen. :D
little blue tears welling up in Lanky's eyes at "Why was everyone else like.. just great and.. ff- LankyKongsucksa$s?"
devastating.
DK only roasts Lanky Kong because he knows Lanky Kong is a threat who hasn’t realized his true power yet. Lanky can’t reach his full potential if he has self esteem issues holding him back.
What if he uses the failing trust issues to lash out at others like me :o?
Aye it's like the Mario/Luigi dichotomy.
Your comment is wise, however It is not about self esteem issues. What is holding him back is the fact that everyone believes a false reality now and there is nothing he can do about it.
@@kevinbouley Ayo that’s actually a great theory!
I keep coming back to this. I can't tell if this or George gets curious is my fave. this is amazing
This is genius
It was
Yeah man! This wasn't like, laugh out loud funny. But it's the kind of shit that just gives me the tingly smiles. Fuck yeah
what's up checkmark?
@@grandma462 sad
He's brilliant
I think what’s great about this is that I’m sure plenty of people like me go in knowing what the joke is going to be, and yet that improves it rather than ruining it. The buildup of him being so happy for everyone else just creates such good anticipation. Love it, great stuff.
this video is a classic example of dramatic irony 😄
It's so sad Lanky Kong died of heart palpitation th-cam.com/video/423DwXjtXBU/w-d-xo.html
@@rossthesauceboss Lanky Kong: "What? I'm fine (other than having had my feelings hurt.) What on Earth are you talking about?"
@Miles Doyle Lanky Kong: "Gawd! First I had to sit through that mean DK rap song again and now I have to wade through long boring comments like yours. The pain is two-fold. It really makes me long for some newfangled Christian rock music and a sermon from the preacher at my LGBT friendly church right about now."
@@SurprisinglyDeep Not so much... Lanky Kong's story continues in this video 😳 th-cam.com/video/423DwXjtXBU/w-d-xo.html
At least Lanky can inflate himself just like a balloon. I think that’s a pretty cool trait. We love you Lanky.
He's inspired thousands of sonic inflation r34 artworks. Thank you, Lanky.
🎵They made the song but didn't let him check🎵
🎵This Kong gets no respect🎵
“That’s just how shooting people works” quote of the decade
The whole thing is hilarious but what takes the cake for me is that Joel-Lankey is using a banana as a phone lmfao
And the faint DK sounds on the other end.
@@timmiller1 *you hear a slight honking noise from the dark hallway. You smell something funny and cover it with your hand while you hold the light with the other, you hear whisperings and scratching noises all around you. Making you wonder who’s with you, jestering you around. Seeing the words “you are next :o]” on the walls pass by you. Suddenly, you see a jester with a purple dress sitting at the end of the hallway.*
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
Banana phone!
I've got this feeling
So a-peel-ing
For us to get together and sing
Sing!
@@AjaxGb another timeless classic.
THANK YOU I was wondering why there were no comments about this lol
@1:43 Lanky unknowingly answers why they did him so dirty.
to this day, my favourite line from the rap is
"CAN PICK UP A BOULDER, WITH RELATIVE EASE"
i appreciate that they didn't go *too* hard on the flattery. they definitely could've made chunky out to be some boulder-slinging maniac, but they remained down-to-earth and humble throughout the whole endeavour. sucks how hard they ripped on lanky, though... poor guy
Chris Redfield saw that and thought, "Oh it can't be that hard, can it?"
Donkey Kong: "If anybody's gonna get lots of flattery, it's gonna be me! Also I think Lanky Kong DOES have a funny face!" (Starts howling, the puffs out his chest and begins pounding it with his arms.)
Cranky Kong: "Yer an asshole, Donkey Kong"
Diddy Kong: "You betcha Gramps!"
In DK's defense, he himself was portrayed as an absolute idiot in that game
"IM A NORMAL GU- I DO IT WORK!"
fucking crying
Three years later, still randomly coming back to this great piece of art.
"can i just say, i love how positive this is"
Oh the foreshadowing...
Joel, this is such a bizarre and niche 90s thing that I never knew I needed. Thank you.
december 1999 is not really "90s"
@@kevinbissinger Yes it is. Literally by definition.
@@kevinbissinger yes it is. Couldn't classify it is a 2000s thing at all.
This guy's just gatekeeping time, don't worry about it.
Hah
Diddy Kong: Just owns a jetpack and a gun
"He's One Tough Kong and He'll Make You Smile"
Lanky: Uses his natural talent and physique
"He Has No Style, No Grace but Has a Funny Face"
He's got the smarts and 10 gigs of space
He'll fix your computer at a reasonable pace
Just call him up when the blue screen's on
And save your work with the help of this Kong
HUH!
DK
DONKEY KONG!
DK
DONKEY KONG IS HERE!
when he reacts to "funny face" by sitting there while his face is consumed by rotoscope artifacts it's 🤌
It's box indeed
@@rossthesauceboss Wow if that ain't blatant advertising I don't know what is.
@@rossthesauceboss That is possibly the worst video I have ever seen.
@@rossthesauceboss I like how you're at least honest.
I like to imagine that this was a livestream and there’s literally thousands piling into the chat while he’s on the phone.
The Chat: P O G
I feel like I am chat at that part
Just watching him freak out at the producers xD
The meanest thing he could muster up to say was a critique on how anyone getting shot would b hurt 😭 #-JusticeForLanky
And reddit livestreamfails subreddit will be filled with content for the next week.
0:27 Lanky Kong is literally got smashed the fuck away but he’s trying his best to ignore that. Very sad.
He knew about the video not about the song, were you even paying attention?
Please make a part 2 with lanky thinking he’s in the Mario movie!
Have it Nintendo feels bad for giving him the shaft for the DK rap so they promise him a cameo in the feature film. He goes and gets some set time, then when the movie comes out he finds out they didn’t use any of the footage with him anyways lol
I was just talking about this with friends having seen the movie last night and I'm on board with the idea. XD
I wasn’t actually familiar with the DK rap before this. The setup and writing of the sketch were good enough that I didn’t need that context to see what was coming. Great writing Joel!
Zoomer
@@chimp9465 Exactly. How the hell have you lived this long without being blessed with the DK rap? How?!!?!
By being a zoomer. That's how. There is no other explanation.
@@Jedzelex lol unrelated but look up "dk rap without any repeated words", it go hard
@@chimp9465 damn that’s good haha
@@chimp9465 I’m 27 and I’ve never played a donkey Kong game :(