ASMR Therapist Judges You
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 28 ม.ค. 2025
- Hi, sorry for the late and weird upload schedule, been busy so you will just have to deal with it.
Anyways enjoy while you are emotionally destroyed in this therapy session.
Some sensitive topics about mental health conditions are used in the video.
Anyways, bye
“And do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?“
...that’s weirdly motivational..?
Literally right
Just after Prince Phillip though :(
Ima make sure she isn't living longer than me. Im going to go full John Wilkes Booth
Wdym she is easily living another decade or two
Why does he look like young Bryce hall in the thumbnail
“Ah so your here for therapy?”
“Ye-“
“looks like it”
“I- *well* ok”
OMG HAMILTON FANSSSS
you’re* 😔
well he probably isn’t wrong (self callout too
hey peg
hey peggy, you shouldn't have worn that red dress
“Let’s change the topic, something a bit more light.... how about.... TRAUMA”
LMFAO 😭😭🤚🏽
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“trrrrraaaaaaaaaauuuummmaaaaaaa~”
me in conversations like:
@@chlopiecozeszrobil you bro
Him listing our mental disorders and then he's playing fucking bingo? I'm dying.
Oh my God that's amazing.
"Lower our expectations a little bit" lmfao my god.
the fact he put a warning in the beginning makes his videos so much better because even though he’s roasting the shît out of us, he also cares 😂
Something in that guy mistreating me is very relaxing 😌
RIGHT??
Fr i'm so relaxed right now😂😂
He's such an icon. I really hope he gets the views, subscribers, likes and sponsors that he deserves ASAP
I love that your channel has grown sm so quickly
thanks!
me: I’m here to feel attacked
dr alex: you look like you don’t get enough sleep
me: ok not that attacked
Him: *tries to kill me with that breathing exercise*
Him: "feel better?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Good"
Me: 🗿
LMAOOOO SAMEEEEEEE
That's a kinda normal breathing exercise in my opinion.
Bro how bad are your lungs
You ok? Sounds like you need to see a doctor if you can't hold your breath for more than 5 seconds
It’s funny how everyone talks like him but they just sugar coat it
Wga
Wga
Wga
Wga
Wga
"Oh, it's just a game my friends and my colleagues are playing, it's a mental disorder bingo"
Me: oh-
3 seconds in and I've already been emotionally attacked
Why did the beginning actually make me want to stay alive
It was the "do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?" That made me
the warning messages in the beginning of his videos always sends me lmaoo
"Do you really want the queen of England out living you" that got me off guard 💂♂️
ur patient has glowing green circle eyes
9:02 cat with six legs
9:21 an ugly insect
9:45 predator from alien
10:10 a wild pig
10:25 batman
:D
9:02 cat with 2 tails wearing a corset
9:21 2 twins without a leg, they're holding flowers
9:45 skull
10:10 a flower and 2 bugs
10:25 a bat
Lol
9:02 a cat fused with a transformer (or a cat wearing a corset)
9:21 a rib cage
9:45 2 crickets having a tea party
10:10 2 bees and a rose
10:25 a man with a long jacket and his hands up being carried by 2 Pegasus
9:02 weird ass cag
9:21 two boxers punching away from each other
9:45 angel wings/two fetuses facing each other mm
10:10 internal organs
10:25 two birds flying upwards
Yall have got 9:21 wrong that's a butterfly...right?
@@Hai24000 that's an ugly bug
Is it just me or everyone who is british are 5 times funnier because of their accent. Love the vids btw
It’s just Alex
Thats rather bloody nice, innit
"do you really want the queen of england outlive you?" that aged like her
Normally you have to pay for them to judge you, also, I appreciate that you've opened with "Are you here for therapy? You look like it." It's the look I was going for.
Make this a series ✨
Let's appreciate that he is extremely respectful in comparison to the other videos, because this is about serious topics👏
You’re my comfort youtuber, especially when judging us and its amazing
“Do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?”
WELL NOT ANYMORE AHAHAHAHA
“And how‘s that going for you right now?”
“i’m just so tire-“
*”You’re getting bullied.”*
☠️
him: "everything you're feeling is your fault"
me: *peak relaxation *
The thought of a therapist asking “who invited you” is SEEEENDING MEEE😫
This guy is so funny, very creative jokes. I have never genuinely laughed from an asmrtist till now, for real this guy could be a professional comedian.
I just started watching this channel and I'm already obsessed
"Do therapist go to therapy"
Alternative response
"I'm going to need to after this session"
"Dont be afraid to call me, i probably wont pick up." Lmao best line of 2021 😂😂
“Do you really want the queen to outlive you?” Well I guess we don’t have to worry about that anymore
Best notification ever
"Hi are you here for therapy? You look like it-"
Bro I came here to sleep not to die 👁️👄👁️
"do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?"
I just found my new reason to live
I like your profile picture!
@@agenderacademia594 thanks I love yours!
Let’s put away the memes and the jokes, this is GOOD asmr
I actually held my breath for the deep breath. I regret it.
TH-cam is drunk again, 4 comments, 7 views and 21 likes
its always drunk lol
Wish I was drunk again
@@christinekerr9617 according to dr. alex you look like the type of person who needs therapy so i'm not surprised at all
@@lourgb hahaha I enjoyed that response thank you
In this case, I don't know who ended up feeling worst; me being judged or you having to hear the story of how my ex broke up with me for the 5th time on an infinite loop.
Move on bruh 🤨
I clicked on this video not knowing what to expect and I was pleasantly surprised! Your voice is very relaxing and your acting made it very entertaining. I'm definitely going to check out more of your content. :D
wow I feel attacked BAHAHHAHAH
“Are you here for therapy, you look like it.” first ten seconds and already got me jaw dropped lmfaooo
“And do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?”
…Her umm… d3@d now
He said he saw a pattern with what I saw in the ink, then I realised I had seen only animals and anatomy
The beat the pencil did at the beginning got me vibing👾
Him: hi are you here for therapy
Me: no I came for the dounts I ordered-?
2:00 casually just plays bingo with my mental illnesses I'm here for it tho loved that
So uhm can we die now Elizabeth is dead .
He’s judging me cuz I came here with my kokichi dakimakura, my only emotional support
Don't die in-between sessions
☠
I was laughing the whole time! 🤣 The best one yet!
Petition to make all therapists like alex
signed
Yes
Signed as well.
Start of video: I see you have come here after another therapist that you didn't get along with (or something like that lol)
Halfway through video: so did you go to anyone else before me e.g another therapist or tried to keep stuff to yourself. No? Great
i really really like his videos i don’t understand why he’s not that known but yeah
Therapist: "...so tell me your real problems"
Me: "well, it all started on the day of my birth and how my parents didn't even show up"
Your username checks out
"Do you want the Queen of England to outlive you?"
No, but I am it's inevitable!!
"I'll be asking the questions and you pretend to answer"
Very meta
All of my fears about therapy in an 11 minute video
Alright, gonna be honest here. Only 9 seconds in, and I already love this video.
Edit: Watched it all the way through, love it even more.
THE LIGHT IN YOUR GLASSES IS KILLING ME DOSHDHSJ
I like when my therapists are honest
The queen of england rn hits different😭😭
Man I love his humor
Anti-suicide motivation then: Mom would be sad.
Anti-suicide motivation now: Do you really want the queen of england to outlive you?
Mental health bingo? I like this guy already!
Oh would you look at that, the Queen of ASMR is back on track to save our nightly anxieties and self-esteem disorders!!! What a glory!
when i first started therapy my therapist spent the whole first session talking about how she hates children and charged my parents $80, so your honestly not the absolute worst
Woooo I outlived the queen!
we can commit s*****e nooww!!
Alex: T R AA U M A
TH-cam subtitles: *[Music]*
6:19
He’s actually a better therapist than my one 🥲
"Get out quick, you've gone over by 10 seconds" haha imagine someone saying this in a real therapy session.
The bingo was very creative and funny
Never been to therapy, but honestly I want to now.
This fast and in 1 minute would be 👌🏻😌
"Do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?"
Watching this after her death: Meh...
8:31 “we’re going to do another exercise, i know you’re not too fond of that”
me, with and eating disorder: *starves self again*
Listening to this now… the queen of England didnt outlive me so
"I think I can see a pattern"
me, who said a Pokémon to almost every picture ✋🏻😀
Update we outlived the queen guys
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY THERAPIST ACTS LMAO
"What do u want to accomplish"
"Mental stability obviously-"
"Ok lets lower our expectations"
Bruh😭😂
This is on a whole New Level😂😂
0:56 I’ve out live the Queen
Was just about to comment this too lol. I’ve never watched this video before and now out of all days I do… 😂
Out of everything, the one line that got me was really the “who invited you?” bit. Like damn, I’m an interloper.
Great roleplay 👌🏻
This is amazing!! extremely ✨reassuring✨
For some reason i like this no crying and no dieing
Oh No I think I'm in love with my therapist again :')
Amazing video man! Relaxing and entertaining
Him: Someone had an accident in that seat.
Me:*thinks about how he is always roasting people*.....Was it you?
Also Him: We are not friends.
Me: I don’t have friends.
This was amazing, the amount of sass 😆
I hope I'm not the only person who held their breath when he told us to, the whole way
I love this
"Any other questions?"
"..."
"Do therapists go to therapy.......... well let's move on before your session ends!"
Are you here for therapy, you look like it
Me: I fully agree
queen of england😂😪
omg this was so funny bruh i was laughing my head off
I love this TH-camr
Xuxu beleza
So now I realised that your grumpy character reminds me of Togami from Danganropa. That would be an amazing ASMR role play! Lmao
Everybody including me: *loves being criticized as it is turned into an oddly enjoyable ASMR*
(Also loved this so much!)