9:02 a cat fused with a transformer (or a cat wearing a corset) 9:21 a rib cage 9:45 2 crickets having a tea party 10:10 2 bees and a rose 10:25 a man with a long jacket and his hands up being carried by 2 Pegasus
9:02 weird ass cag 9:21 two boxers punching away from each other 9:45 angel wings/two fetuses facing each other mm 10:10 internal organs 10:25 two birds flying upwards
Normally you have to pay for them to judge you, also, I appreciate that you've opened with "Are you here for therapy? You look like it." It's the look I was going for.
This guy is so funny, very creative jokes. I have never genuinely laughed from an asmrtist till now, for real this guy could be a professional comedian.
I clicked on this video not knowing what to expect and I was pleasantly surprised! Your voice is very relaxing and your acting made it very entertaining. I'm definitely going to check out more of your content. :D
In this case, I don't know who ended up feeling worst; me being judged or you having to hear the story of how my ex broke up with me for the 5th time on an infinite loop.
Start of video: I see you have come here after another therapist that you didn't get along with (or something like that lol) Halfway through video: so did you go to anyone else before me e.g another therapist or tried to keep stuff to yourself. No? Great
when i first started therapy my therapist spent the whole first session talking about how she hates children and charged my parents $80, so your honestly not the absolute worst
Him: Someone had an accident in that seat. Me:*thinks about how he is always roasting people*.....Was it you? Also Him: We are not friends. Me: I don’t have friends.
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“And do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?“
...that’s weirdly motivational..?
Literally right
Just after Prince Phillip though :(
Ima make sure she isn't living longer than me. Im going to go full John Wilkes Booth
Wdym she is easily living another decade or two
Why does he look like young Bryce hall in the thumbnail
“Ah so your here for therapy?”
“Ye-“
“looks like it”
“I- *well* ok”
OMG HAMILTON FANSSSS
you’re* 😔
well he probably isn’t wrong (self callout too
hey peg
hey peggy, you shouldn't have worn that red dress
“Let’s change the topic, something a bit more light.... how about.... TRAUMA”
LMFAO 😭😭🤚🏽
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“trrrrraaaaaaaaaauuuummmaaaaaaa~”
me in conversations like:
@@palisiestyrta420 you bro
Him listing our mental disorders and then he's playing fucking bingo? I'm dying.
Oh my God that's amazing.
"Lower our expectations a little bit" lmfao my god.
Something in that guy mistreating me is very relaxing 😌
RIGHT??
Fr i'm so relaxed right now😂😂
He's such an icon. I really hope he gets the views, subscribers, likes and sponsors that he deserves ASAP
the fact he put a warning in the beginning makes his videos so much better because even though he’s roasting the shît out of us, he also cares 😂
Him: *tries to kill me with that breathing exercise*
Him: "feel better?"
Me: "No"
Him: "Good"
Me: 🗿
LMAOOOO SAMEEEEEEE
That's a kinda normal breathing exercise in my opinion.
Bro how bad are your lungs
You ok? Sounds like you need to see a doctor if you can't hold your breath for more than 5 seconds
I love that your channel has grown sm so quickly
thanks!
me: I’m here to feel attacked
dr alex: you look like you don’t get enough sleep
me: ok not that attacked
It’s funny how everyone talks like him but they just sugar coat it
Wga
Wga
Wga
Wga
Wga
"Oh, it's just a game my friends and my colleagues are playing, it's a mental disorder bingo"
Me: oh-
Why did the beginning actually make me want to stay alive
It was the "do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?" That made me
ur patient has glowing green circle eyes
"Do you really want the queen of England out living you" that got me off guard 💂♂️
3 seconds in and I've already been emotionally attacked
the warning messages in the beginning of his videos always sends me lmaoo
Make this a series ✨
Let's appreciate that he is extremely respectful in comparison to the other videos, because this is about serious topics👏
9:02 cat with six legs
9:21 an ugly insect
9:45 predator from alien
10:10 a wild pig
10:25 batman
:D
9:02 cat with 2 tails wearing a corset
9:21 2 twins without a leg, they're holding flowers
9:45 skull
10:10 a flower and 2 bugs
10:25 a bat
Lol
9:02 a cat fused with a transformer (or a cat wearing a corset)
9:21 a rib cage
9:45 2 crickets having a tea party
10:10 2 bees and a rose
10:25 a man with a long jacket and his hands up being carried by 2 Pegasus
9:02 weird ass cag
9:21 two boxers punching away from each other
9:45 angel wings/two fetuses facing each other mm
10:10 internal organs
10:25 two birds flying upwards
Yall have got 9:21 wrong that's a butterfly...right?
@@Hai24000 that's an ugly bug
“And how‘s that going for you right now?”
“i’m just so tire-“
*”You’re getting bullied.”*
☠️
Normally you have to pay for them to judge you, also, I appreciate that you've opened with "Are you here for therapy? You look like it." It's the look I was going for.
Is it just me or everyone who is british are 5 times funnier because of their accent. Love the vids btw
It’s just Alex
Thats rather bloody nice, innit
You’re my comfort youtuber, especially when judging us and its amazing
I just started watching this channel and I'm already obsessed
him: "everything you're feeling is your fault"
me: *peak relaxation *
"do you really want the queen of england outlive you?" that aged like her
The thought of a therapist asking “who invited you” is SEEEENDING MEEE😫
This guy is so funny, very creative jokes. I have never genuinely laughed from an asmrtist till now, for real this guy could be a professional comedian.
"Do therapist go to therapy"
Alternative response
"I'm going to need to after this session"
TH-cam is drunk again, 4 comments, 7 views and 21 likes
its always drunk lol
Wish I was drunk again
@@christinekerr9617 according to dr. alex you look like the type of person who needs therapy so i'm not surprised at all
@@lourgb hahaha I enjoyed that response thank you
I actually held my breath for the deep breath. I regret it.
Best notification ever
"Hi are you here for therapy? You look like it-"
Bro I came here to sleep not to die 👁️👄👁️
Don't die in-between sessions
☠
“Do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?”
WELL NOT ANYMORE AHAHAHAHA
"Dont be afraid to call me, i probably wont pick up." Lmao best line of 2021 😂😂
“Do you really want the queen to outlive you?” Well I guess we don’t have to worry about that anymore
I clicked on this video not knowing what to expect and I was pleasantly surprised! Your voice is very relaxing and your acting made it very entertaining. I'm definitely going to check out more of your content. :D
i really really like his videos i don’t understand why he’s not that known but yeah
In this case, I don't know who ended up feeling worst; me being judged or you having to hear the story of how my ex broke up with me for the 5th time on an infinite loop.
Move on bruh 🤨
Let’s put away the memes and the jokes, this is GOOD asmr
Start of video: I see you have come here after another therapist that you didn't get along with (or something like that lol)
Halfway through video: so did you go to anyone else before me e.g another therapist or tried to keep stuff to yourself. No? Great
"do you really want the queen of England to outlive you?"
I just found my new reason to live
I like your profile picture!
@@agenderacademia594 thanks I love yours!
He’s judging me cuz I came here with my kokichi dakimakura, my only emotional support
“And do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?”
…Her umm… d3@d now
The beat the pencil did at the beginning got me vibing👾
He said he saw a pattern with what I saw in the ink, then I realised I had seen only animals and anatomy
He’s actually a better therapist than my one 🥲
I like when my therapists are honest
Him: hi are you here for therapy
Me: no I came for the dounts I ordered-?
"I'll be asking the questions and you pretend to answer"
Very meta
All of my fears about therapy in an 11 minute video
wow I feel attacked BAHAHHAHAH
Man I love his humor
Alright, gonna be honest here. Only 9 seconds in, and I already love this video.
Edit: Watched it all the way through, love it even more.
This fast and in 1 minute would be 👌🏻😌
The queen of england rn hits different😭😭
Petition to make all therapists like alex
signed
Yes
Signed as well.
The bingo was very creative and funny
when i first started therapy my therapist spent the whole first session talking about how she hates children and charged my parents $80, so your honestly not the absolute worst
Oh would you look at that, the Queen of ASMR is back on track to save our nightly anxieties and self-esteem disorders!!! What a glory!
“Are you here for therapy, you look like it.” first ten seconds and already got me jaw dropped lmfaooo
I was laughing the whole time! 🤣 The best one yet!
Never been to therapy, but honestly I want to now.
Mental health bingo? I like this guy already!
Update we outlived the queen guys
Therapist: "...so tell me your real problems"
Me: "well, it all started on the day of my birth and how my parents didn't even show up"
Your username checks out
"I think I can see a pattern"
me, who said a Pokémon to almost every picture ✋🏻😀
2:00 casually just plays bingo with my mental illnesses I'm here for it tho loved that
So uhm can we die now Elizabeth is dead .
"Get out quick, you've gone over by 10 seconds" haha imagine someone saying this in a real therapy session.
THE LIGHT IN YOUR GLASSES IS KILLING ME DOSHDHSJ
Great roleplay 👌🏻
Woooo I outlived the queen!
we can commit s*****e nooww!!
Literally Bucky's therapist.
For some reason i like this no crying and no dieing
I love this
This is on a whole New Level😂😂
Listening to this now… the queen of England didnt outlive me so
"Do you want the Queen of England to outlive you?"
No, but I am it's inevitable!!
This is amazing!! extremely ✨reassuring✨
Oh No I think I'm in love with my therapist again :')
Out of everything, the one line that got me was really the “who invited you?” bit. Like damn, I’m an interloper.
Anti-suicide motivation then: Mom would be sad.
Anti-suicide motivation now: Do you really want the queen of england to outlive you?
So now I realised that your grumpy character reminds me of Togami from Danganropa. That would be an amazing ASMR role play! Lmao
0 dislikes....perfect
"Do you really want the Queen of England to outlive you?"
Watching this after her death: Meh...
"Any other questions?"
"..."
"Do therapists go to therapy.......... well let's move on before your session ends!"
This was amazing, the amount of sass 😆
Amazing video man! Relaxing and entertaining
"What do u want to accomplish"
"Mental stability obviously-"
"Ok lets lower our expectations"
Bruh😭😂
my favorite channel
I hope I'm not the only person who held their breath when he told us to, the whole way
I love this TH-camr
Xuxu beleza
no one told me i was coming back to camhs 😭😭😭
THIS IS EXACTLY HOW MY THERAPIST ACTS LMAO
Everybody including me: *loves being criticized as it is turned into an oddly enjoyable ASMR*
(Also loved this so much!)
Alex: T R AA U M A
TH-cam subtitles: *[Music]*
6:19
Him: Someone had an accident in that seat.
Me:*thinks about how he is always roasting people*.....Was it you?
Also Him: We are not friends.
Me: I don’t have friends.
I just love how hes a a bad and good doctor