Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved). As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did. After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
Shagger joke collection: Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R* Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER* PC McLaren: exists Tam spraggings: so you have chosen.... *S H A G G E R*
Born and bred Aussie myself , but my Da wae fra Scotland. It's only recently I stumbled across this show here on YT and I'm lit as all fark that I did. Kudos for introducing me to terms like " Shagger " , " Bam or no Bam" , " Vickies " and " He's failed a belter ". Farkin love it. ( Can we get a petition up to get the name of TH-cam changed to TamTube or ShaggerTube).
"How many scones does your gran need?"
"She was a big woman"
Lmao dead 💀
Ow many scons dus yer gran nEEd?
She wa a biig woMAN
I don’t blame him scones are awesome
She was so big the had to give her 2 gravestones
@@jsemm2109 especially cheesey ones
Ieis8wur8rie4uff
Top things to visit in Scotland:
Castles,
Mountains,
Tam spraggins
I think you mean shagger mclaren
@@PolarsArchives tam is the small guy not the shagger
300th like
I live in London and I would love to visit Scotland one day 😊😊😊.
@@Teo-fx9uo hope you've made it there by now. It's a great place and you are only in London so it's not hard
The hoodie grab part is the best. Made him like Patrick Star
Instant animated garden gnome.
@@MrRedeyedJedi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"You're being the bigger person" lmaoo
“Shagger” is one of the best ways to address someone. 😂
It's been a few years; how you getting on shagger?
hey shaggers
@@amir021idm ~ how you doin' shagger?
@@dsmyify shagger is a fact call me mc amir, how you doin ?
@@amir021idm ~ I'm not doing alright shagger, I'm just shagging away mate.
“Do a look like a shagger, yes a do”
He actually said “do i look like a shagger, yes i am “ i noticed because it was incorrect were you even listening bro ?
This is actually the best thing ever
Mrs Clifford 2:17 Suddenly he turns into a red banana
Stand up when you’re speaking to me.
“What do you mean being the bigger person”! Ahah I’m still laughing
I’ve rewatched this so many times
Elias Skog same
Same bro
Yep 🤣
‘ It’s her birthday she wis a big wumin ‘
Grey dry gdrtsdy
😂
Woman*
No matter how many times I watch this I still laugh and being dragged out by his hoodie cracks me up
Spraggans , Shagger & Sweetheart. Not sure if top notch sounding Firm of Solicitors or Scotland’s entry for the next Eurovision Song Contest (whenever that might be now).
With their song “Mouldy Breakfast (Fae ma granny’s grave)”
This man is a national treasure, we must give him as many scones as possible.
That ending was brilliant...literally crying with Laughter!
1:54 touches his head and I'm lmao.
Imao same xD
Patted him like a child 🤣
Power absorption, Scottish wee guys are natural stores of pure mana.
absolute next level disrespect lmao
1:52 i died
same XD
Hahaha
Oi
The scones for his grandma had me in tears. My maternal grandfather died when I was very young. We went to the cemetery just after the headstone had been installed. Mum had baked that morning and made some scones (which my late grandfather loved).
As we were getting ready to leave the house, I insisted Mum bring a scone, which she did.
After fresh flowers were put in the pots and Mum and Grandma were looking at the headstone, I demanded the scone, which I immediately placed on the foot of the headstone, saying “There you go Granddad.” Mum and Grandma cried.
“Shagger is a fact” 😂😂😂😂😂
"Shagger , yes I am"
Fuckin legend
"Get out and set maself up fur the day"
What an achievement son
when he was walking him away with his hood, so funny lmao
The end got me laughing my arse off
I wonder if the cashier picked him up and scanned him thinking he’s a potato 🥔
Ha ha ha! I love your humour!
Lol 😂😂😂
Lol ... brilliant : i honestly thought this was a real police documentary when I started watching this clip (as I was not familiar with the series) ...I'm just trying to remember at what point in the clip I started having doubts ...it was before the end !
2:17 short people problems 😂😂😂😂
Turtle
They are called dwarves 😆😆😆😆.
Janet this video is hilarious and the way that police officer grabbed the wee guy's hood had me laughing my head of priceless.!!!!)
When he pulls his hood up to kick him out 😂😂
Drags him away looking like a garden gnome 🤣🤣
1:55 Whit🤣🤣
Real Blackpool
Oh that’s what he said!!😂😂😂😂😂🤣😅
Wee mad Chris! Absolute legend.
Poland love you :D so funny! Your guys the best !
''shagger yes I am, Do i look like a shagger, yes i am, am i a shagger yes i am'' " Shagger its a fact"
Why am I only just on to this show. Brilliant.
1:55 cracked me up
😂😂😂😂😂 what do you mean the bigger person!
I was expecting it and still laid me out clean on the gym floor
Went to school way wee cris. Well done 👍🏼 keep it up 💯
topshaggerwillne
No u
Bgmedia hahaha
Stephen tries is a nonce
@@Jamie-ds1gf ginger nonce*
Stephen the ginger nonce
Tam spraggins and I would thank u to stand up when you are speaking to me
English is my second language and I have no idea what they are talking about. It was hilarious he/she touched his head.
There use be show Rab C Nesbitt use have put subtitles up for it back in the day I loved that show to😂😁
this is just the scottish accent lol
“It’s her birthday she was a big woman.”
Love it absolutely love it ,brilliant 👍👏👌🤪
-thats ediot standin there
-ey, stop callin er an ediot!!!!!!
Gábor Tóth fuck off son
Great stuff! What a laugh and I’m English Tam Spraggans what a star!
For any non Scots.Shagger is Alan Mcgregor,Rangers goalie
WE CALL HIM SHAGGER!!!
*I’d thank ye tae stand up when yer speakin tae me*
Ld
Shagger joke collection:
Him to the woman: sorry sweetheart
Him to the man: *A L R I G H T S H A G G E R*
Tam to woman: oh dear oh dear sweetheart
Tam to man: *YOU FUCKING SHAGGER*
PC McLaren: exists
Tam spraggings: so you have chosen....
*S H A G G E R*
top shagger indeed :)
Evil red dwarf, he's got my vote.
Stand up , if your speaking to me!!!😂😂👊
Kenny!!! South park
The way she puts her hand on his head 🤣🤣🤣
" its not just today..its every day " poor Tam Spraggins
2:20 😂😂😂😂😂😂 he's dragging him
HAVE HIS SCONES!
I’d thank you to stand up when you talk to me 😂
I live right next to this asda
__MONK3Y__ I would ask which one it is but I don't want to sound like a stalker. °_°
@@alic-c bit ironic that ur name is tesco lmao
@@roxxxywolfffz1686 asda is a prick
I live nxt 2 u, gez a wave ya dafty
@@TheSheepPimp summie black neck 🤣🤣🤣✌️
I died at the end 😂😂
Just great scotland 👏 👍
“This ediot heare” 🤣🤣
The clip with Chief working with Gavin Hastings kicking a rugby ball is good. The actor playing the Chief did go to school with Gavin Hastings
He's like a little Scottish angry egg 😂
A scotch egg?
@@benswindlehurst1857 yeah maybe lol he's more egg shaped though lol
“What do you mean, the bigger person!?”
SHAGGER!!!!!!!
He would tip upside down and fill you with his cream
What do you mean bigger person?! 🤣
Shagger? Yes I am, do I look like Shagger? Yes I do, will ya call me pc mcclaren? Yes you will
Namjoon
The best bit is at the end
1:30 what u mean being a bigger person 😂
When the dude puts his hand on scone guy's head I died
What kind of renegade lawn gnomes was doing around the store?
2:17 have his scones ! 😂
This and the Paul Black Glassgow tourist sketch are just the greatest.
Whits ma da dain over at Asda wae ma tatie scons better bring em am ragin at em
Shagger and Shagette. Benny Hill knew how to deal with Tam !
I love this😂
Found myself humming the Humpty Dumpty rhyme after watching this.....
makes me laugh everytime
😂😂😂😂😂 brilliant 👍👊
And ad thank you to stand up when your speaking too me ,,,, and home many scones does your gran need 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 i fucking lost it pahahaahhahaha
This is comedy gold here.
To be fair she shouldn't have crouched down and talked to him like a child
YAAAASSS TOAL GO ON WEE MAN
i thought this was real first two times i watched it lol class tho
You're telling me this is fake?
Same lol
Stand up when your speaking to me 🤣😆🤣🙂
Scottish supermarket shenanigans shock shoppers
I Love this 😂😂😂
Love this guy lol he is brilliant
'mon you! Pure dead brilliant...
Born and bred Aussie myself , but my Da wae fra Scotland. It's only recently I stumbled across this show here on YT and I'm lit as all fark that I did. Kudos for introducing me to terms like " Shagger " , " Bam or no Bam" , " Vickies " and " He's failed a belter ". Farkin love it. ( Can we get a petition up to get the name of TH-cam changed to TamTube or ShaggerTube).
So good 😂 Should do that to wee krankie 😂😂
We’re you up awe night thinking that oot.That’s a new wan,aye right.
You’re a fud with pish patter like that.
Just grabs him by the hood 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:52 😂😂😂😂😂
Is that an asda? They’re usually more busy than that....
Snow White should be suing these pigs for treating her dwarf with disrespect.
Is that Humpty Dumpty ?? 🤣
The police in Glasgow are so cool 😎 😎 👲🏻
James Mclean its no real 😂😂
Eve Donnelly I know it’s not real I was been sarcastic but thank you for trying to put me right I grow up in govan and I was always in trouble cheers
209 Fowler666 you chatting straight facts my guy
I was nicked in Glasgow and the police that arrested me were quality.
So why was I watching this in the exact same adsa in summerston glasgow
Just follow the yellow brick road little fella 😝
This guy's brilliant
"It's her birthday, she was a big woman"
Sounds like the real police to me 👮♂️👮♀️🤣
brilliant.
What’s that guys name playing the angry man I honestly love him
His name is Chris Toal. He is a professional Scottish Wrestler
@@michaelthomas6108 Insane Championship Wrestling , also featuring " Grado ".