I lived and worked in Glasgow as a trainee surgeon for 5 years back in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. This is a comedy/parody firmly grounded in reality.
My old neighbour was a funy guy this reminds me of the time the TV licence guy came to him, saying he owned them money. He threated the guy to "take him to mini golfing" while holding a club. Police return with the guy and have a laugh with him because they know him well and know he means no harm. Was hilarious.
Here's a few answers to some comments. It is a comedy tv program called scot squad, yes it is grado, yes it is probably a scottish version of reno 911, its on season 6, no subtitles sorry. Another bit of scot squad soon. thanks for watching :) www.buymeacoffee.com/votasohu
Singh: do you have any idea why we pulled you over? Guy: I just thought yeez wanted a cone! Yeez want a cone? Singh: No no.... Hugh: ah could go a cone noo that am here... I was buckled!!!
@@skinhead-ej8ff buckfast in the Wrong hands can be blamed for those sort of nights wrecking houses but in a connoisseur hands it’s a fine intoxicating wine for sophisticated palate and a great night
I am using this language series to prepare me to be able to order a sandwich in Scotland. I am American and my daughter lives in Kelso now. I think it will be helpful. I hope they can understand my Californian accent. ;]
KahziSZN They used to have well more like a milk float (Davenports beers at home) we used to just sell off the back or deliver to the house we used to get a bit tipsy on the job :)
The thing about this is some people think this is totally ridiculous..... if your from Scotland lol you’ll know it’s not, this isn’t that far from the truth
We ad an ice cream van come in2 the main yard at lunch time when i was at igh school, 85-90, he sold us ciggies. Teachers didn't ave a clue 🤣😂. He also did bloody tasty hot dogs.
I lived and worked in Glasgow as a trainee surgeon for 5 years back in the late ‘90s and early 2000s. This is a comedy/parody firmly grounded in reality.
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Love this "Cop Show" ... it perfectly satirises the genre, while also presenting great characters.
Thats what i love about Scotland, the comedy ,the humour, and that's why i am proud to be born a scot , as we'll as lived there for 16 years
"That's wreck the house juice"
Buckie and the like man 😂
I live in an area where a ice cream van goes round selling cannabis. Old bill haven’t got a clue😂
its not real ahh i don't believe you
Bollox
In ireland its the same they sell fireworks aswell and fireworks are illgegal and they have not a clue
Touts
well, they do now!
"Ye wantin a cone? Wanting a 99 or that? I'll dae you a good oyster..
hahah hilarious man
My ice cream van used to sell me single ciggs when i was at school, fucking brilliant even the teachers bought em lol.
You must've been in a posh bit, my van sold hash and heroin
Scot squad is the best thing that happened to scotland since still game
Still game is class
@@bigben559 yep, class. I've been to two live shows, 2016 and 2019. Love it
Since Trainspotting
And Absolutely…. Chief was also in that!
"Dae ah need a Licence fir that as well" 😂😂 "Vodka Blau"
The acting from the police chief is worthy of an Oscar, pure brilliance 👍
Was not a actor that time, he was the real deal being interviewed.
@@pqrstzxerty1296 it's a comedy show, it's all acting..
@@pqrstzxerty1296it’s not real. Google it up.
Trading licence, do I need one of those as well ? Brilliant
Great
Super
My old neighbour was a funy guy this reminds me of the time the TV licence guy came to him, saying he owned them money. He threated the guy to "take him to mini golfing" while holding a club. Police return with the guy and have a laugh with him because they know him well and know he means no harm. Was hilarious.
"Do I need a trading licence n'all" OMG IM DED
I’ve watched 3 times in a row still laughing 🤦♂️best one and most realistic one 🤐
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
That is an absolute belter of an idea 😮 imagine a van that came round selling drink 🤣
@Dmmck wrong 🤣🤣
@Fullashit Ministries don’t think it’s drink they are delivering either 😂😂😁👍🏻
The lad in the van cracks me up.
He's brilliant 😂
Here's a few answers to some comments. It is a comedy tv program called scot squad, yes it is grado, yes it is probably a scottish version of reno 911, its on season 6, no subtitles sorry. Another bit of scot squad soon. thanks for watching :) www.buymeacoffee.com/votasohu
It took me 2 minutes to realize this was a sketch LOL
Singh: do you have any idea why we pulled you over?
Guy: I just thought yeez wanted a cone! Yeez want a cone?
Singh: No no....
Hugh: ah could go a cone noo that am here...
I was buckled!!!
I canny believe you're selling all that bevvy for a back o that ice-cream van
You don't own the copyright? Yur gonnae need a licence fur that mate!
I don't give a shit police is chasing a fucking ice cream truck😂😂😂
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i second this
Most go on about Grado but Jack Docherty has been around since late 80's. He's done loads. Seriously clever, funny guy
Wreck the hoose juice 😂😂😂😂
Nah it ain't bucky
@@skinhead-ej8ff buckfast in the Wrong hands can be blamed for those sort of nights wrecking houses but in a connoisseur hands it’s a fine intoxicating wine for sophisticated palate and a great night
"I'll dae ye a nice wee oyster" 🤣🤣
The chief is amazing...
I love this, it so wonderful, funny as hell.
I haven't seen Jack Docherty since 'Absolutely' finished! Used to love that show.
They had me until "It's not Girls Aloud" 0:49 😂
Why did ye pull me er eh u want a cone 😂
‘Bam Juice’ brilliant.
James McLean us cannae get at these prices anymore even white lightning coats a fortune. Even in gran canaria a 1/2bottle of bucky is nearly 10 euro
shuggie big man cheers 🍻 funny 😹👮🏻♂️👮🏻♀️. 🐈
You must be Scottish because you’re complaining about the price of things
Endorsky cheeky little bastared am Scottish and love my Bucky so don't tar everyone with the same brush
shuggie am in Scotland and can get big bottles for £9 nectar tonic love my Bucky
This is why I love Scotland
I don't do any spirits I'm not an animal 🤣
Midori. Keep that away from the big yin.
Got any Midori !!!
I am using this language series to prepare me to be able to order a sandwich in Scotland. I am American and my daughter lives in Kelso now. I think it will be helpful. I hope they can understand my Californian accent. ;]
You'll be lucky. People in Kelso sound nothing like this 😂
@@GM-tw4el lol
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They should have a Beer & Wine Van. Like If you agree.
KahziSZN They used to have well more like a milk float (Davenports beers at home) we used to just sell off the back or deliver to the house we used to get a bit tipsy on the job :)
Mate u need licence copywriting
I canee hear myself think
😂😂😂😂 "break the hoos juice" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂. Brilliant 👏👏
Brooklyn nine-nine: Daniel
Scot Squad: The cooler Daniel
I love living in Scotland
Ever been to Yoker?
@@SpiderPigggg na I got no business being In Yoker
@@CharlieF-rh5wb aye
My favourite thing about British humour, they get most of the way through the joke before you realise it's just a joke.
Way back in the day I was flicking through channels and happened upon "the office," it was a few minutes before the penny dropped, brilliant 😂
From a lick to the nick 😂😂😂
What a brilliant idea ! A beer van !
The bamjuice does actually cost a fortune now. The madman went a did it.
I thought it was real till when he said he was selling alcohol
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO SELL WITHOUT A LICENSE! *eats his icecream*
this is like dealing with some police these day. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
The thing about this is some people think this is totally ridiculous..... if your from Scotland lol you’ll know it’s not, this isn’t that far from the truth
Next thing u know “ur gonna need a license for that license”
Gotta love a bit of Grado
i actually thought this was real =D
knowing scotland i cant work out if this is a skit or not
I don't sell any spirits I'm no an animal 🤣
They only want a screwball.
For god's sake, give the guys a gobble
who put this together. this is orsom. great for a giggle. all the best and take care from Australia.👍
cheers terry just a wee compilation i did, you can find all of the episodes here on youtube
Absolutely cracking video mate lol
Looked up the Double Nugget ice cream. My God, that would go down a treat after a few cones.
Have you worked out what an oyster is yet.......
Took me 2 minutes to realize this was a joke.
We ad an ice cream van come in2 the main yard at lunch time when i was at igh school, 85-90, he sold us ciggies. Teachers didn't ave a clue 🤣😂. He also did bloody tasty hot dogs.
I just though yew wanted a cuun, you want a cuun?
I've got a good oysta.
Couple of cans of the niddrie brilliant 😂😂😂
Nae spirits: the man's no an animal
Pc Craig tinker of the cobbles coronation Street .
For the first minute I thought it was for real hahaha
"Wreck the hoose juice" 😂 I love this country
I love Scots
What are ye gonae do call the polis? Mate we are the polis
Is that limmy?
@@ifullyunderstandwhatyoureg3298 ye
Can confirm - any Bannatyne would
Officers you shode ask for some blue smarties
Fucking love the Scot's.
Lord bless these men risking their lives to film these dangerous cops and criminals while they are at it.
Sadly the snp have taken the chief inspectors advice n made the bam juice a hunner quid lol
Dibble don't know diddly. Nuff said dread.
So is there siren above 100 decibels. If so it's breaking the law!!!!!!! Lol 😀
Sounds like Andy gray doing a voice over 😀
Paddy McGuinness n the little fella off of King of Queens.!! The other guy must be an extra.!!
Absolutely.!!
What ice cream man plays lound music
I called the video 1 cos it's ma TH-cam page and I'm a steamer I was getting round to uploading more didn't get to round to it chiĺl out ffs
shuggie is this a comedy sketch or a documentary on the
Scottish police ?
Sh00k Up Ricola comedy show called Scot squad loads of videos online
shuggie fair enough
shuggie : can u arrange for me tae b lifted by Scot Sqaud 😂😂😂
shuggie tell em.
"out!" haha
The cheif drinks the stoory midori
With a name like ‘shuggie’ how could one not subscribe 😂
Cheers Hugh take care
A 99 and 3 Rocks please mate.
I wasn't fooled for a second. Yea OK about 30 seconds funny as f+++
This fucking legendary 🤣🤣🤣
Seen a few clips now on you tube and it looks funny as. In England we don’t get this, why not?!!
Ye widnae get the humour😂
That's a blag that, they never even cuffed him before putting him in the car
Two police officers say need must liesnce card photo of him?
Briish police be like: oi mate you got a loicens for that loicens?
Do you have a loicens for asking loicensis?
@@Test-ru5xm It's a comedy show...
I know
Am so sorry Scott's, please just type what he is saying, the chief!!
Isn’t the superintendent from stoneybridge?
Holy shit there is a reference from back in the day. Did you know stoneybridge has a toilet AND a bus stop?
This is like reno 911 but British.
How To Get A Copyright Strike.
A don’t do any spirits am no a animal 😂😂
The ones in Hackney do hundreds and thousands sprinkled over the ice cream peaks , rather vulgar in many ways but certainly legal.
As funny as it is, there is a lot of truth to it, that’s why it’s funny
Class 😂😂🤪
Lol what a name (1)
Is this like the European version of Reno 911?
Whit? That cone's better than the one scoop shite i remember.
grado
If the vans selt bevvy they'd probably make a fortune...quality 🤣🤣🤣🏴