Jennifer Lopez Cannot Catch A Break
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 มิ.ย. 2024
- Netflix and Jennifer Lopez have a movie deal, and it's... YIKES. This woman cannot catch a break
TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 The End Of The Jennifer Lopez Saga
4:57 My Beef With Netflix
5:34 Atlas Spoiler Free Review
7:21 Movie Breakdown (Spoilers)
31:03 Final Thoughts
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Meanwhile Janet Jackson is having the most successful tour of her career 😮
JLo is no Janet Jackson. Not even close
@@Buddy-tq4ly no, but she was her backing dancer before she became famous
@twistedelegance_ ?? Janet Jackson was famous as a baby- She was a child singer and actresses.
@@1hanagima The point was that Jennifer was her dancer before she made big and was considered the next generation of pop stars. Instead the icon Janet keeps doing better still. Her current tour is her most successful even after all this time.
I saw J.J lat year and it was so awesome.
I can’t believe the industry almost convinced us Jennifer Lopez was talented and of course only Jennifer Lopez could destroy the facade the industry worked so hard to build for her.
Overexposed ❗️
We've been clowning her acting & singing from day 1. She can dance... that's all!
Some never brought into the hype! It's glad to see everyone else is catching up.
@@brooklyndecember She can't, no rhythm, she gyrates.
You're so cruel!
I’m loving Sterling K Brown, her co-star, trolling her at all their promo events 😂
Oh my, I have to see this!😂😂
😂 he is over her and I love it!
Her delusional grandiosity has no sense of humour. Little talent with a big head.
She has no sense of humour. Her delusional grandiosity rules.
Yes!! It was hilarious 😅
Idk who thought Simu Liu would be a good fit for this movie, though lol. In the press conference, it was so cringe how he tried to speak about Jen being an advocate for "diversity" etc
She was a girl. He was AI.
Can I make it anymore obvious?
she liked to charge. his battery.
can i make it anymore obvious?
Have I seen any Jennifer Lopez movies? No. Do I thoroughly enjoy this video? YES!
Don’t play with Jenny she did the Selena movie right!!!!!
Aww don't do that. I saw TWO! 😂😂😂
@@xxo5294and Enough!! But those were prob the only 2. Everything else was fairly mediocre. I didn’t see hustlers, though
Monster in law is a movie she’s in with Jane Fonda and it’s prob the only other movie I like her in other than Selena Its actually super funny but Jane Fonda and Wanda Sykes make that movie in case u ever want to torture yourself and watch smthg with her in it that one is not painful 😂
Watch the movie Enough. It's really good, my favorite jlo movie.
Jennifer has gotten many breaks which is why she’s rich. She should know when to stop. Her ego won’t let her. Now it’s too late, she’s screwed.
She has gotten as LOT of breaks considering she can't really sing. She should be thankful enough 💁
She's worked for everything not gotten breaks from anyone.
@alinao1481 If by work you mean sleep with key people to socially climb, and have a career? Then yes, she has DEFINITELY "worked" very hard.
@@theskyisblue567 Okay Mysogynist because she is a woman, she could not get money by hard work but from sleeping around? Ridiculous because she's the one up at 5 am every day to do her singing and acting I don't see anybody else doing that for her. It's her singing and acting that have created hit songs and movies that have given her the money she has as well she has done several concerts and a Las Vegas residency.
@@jeanconde983 Are you an expert on singing ability? Nope you just believe what haters have brainwashed you into thinking because she can sing, she has a 3.5 Octave vocal range.
I beg the gods that Ben doesn’t divorce JLO! Otherwise she be doing ANOTHER movie called “THIS is me now, NOW! The end of the love story!
It's over. He always looks beleaguered. Feel sorry for the bro and I don't even like Ben Affleck.
Looks liké is on the plate, we all saw it coming Ben looked liké a dead fish with her 😂 but her ego is sooooo enormous she will just disapear stay silent a while to not face the incredible amazing goddess human being she is, has actually not what she wants for once in her entire life 😂
😂😂😂
Another crazy story about j ho gun mule..an acquaintance was a flight attendant on a private flight she was on w Marc Anthony..the flight attendant was simply doing her job was very nice friendly etc..well j ho accused her of flirting w Marc and demanded she stop talking to him and acted insecure and jealous..she threatened to have her fired just like she had so many ppl fired in the service industry just for looking at her! 😤😔hopefully she’ll finally go down..the celebrity worship has to STOP!
A friend of a friend ... sure lol
And hopefully the service industry will stop cathering to disrespectful celebrities and stand with their workers.
I can totally see her doing this seeing how she looked the reporter at the met gala up and down and ignored her.
This is why ppl dislike jho she’s always trying to get service workers fired that’s their livelihood.
Can’t catch a break!? So many multi-talented people, well educated in dramatic arts can’t catch a break. This questionably talented, lip syncing woman, her life is nothing but “caught breaks”. As for any of her movies being #1, people don’t understand that views is not the same of reviews. Atlas opened at 8% and managed to creep all the way up to 18%. She’s well on her way to breaking the record for most Razzle nominations of any actor.
Views make money
@@celestialstar8115I know. Pathetic that viewing trash generates rewards.
Atlas is a horrible movie, but I saw it twice, because I enjoy the cringe of her overacting
I agree is aggravating, so many talented singers and actors dont have her 400million dlls career because they are not as pretty....
"Her life is nothing but 'caught breaks' is spot on.👏🏾🤣
She did Selena which was an iconic film. Chill
Atlas is so cringe.....we saw many movies before exactly the same, robot want to destroy humanity, and strong amazing woman kill robot...explosion at the end....
I am sure her crazy fans and herself will start demanding awards and an Oscar nomination, just like she did for Hustlers, she cried on a video because she was "snubbed" for the Oscars, when the reality is that her "acting" as ramona in Hustlers was not as bad as her previous movies, but for sure not Oscar worthily ..by far!!!
What in the orange drink is happening here?
TOTAL FLOP...movie totally sucks!
If you know you know. 😆
@@twinsweare2 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's what I was thinking, it was an iRobot with Jlo in it lol.
Like Jane Fonda said over the phone with JLo (on camera).
JLo needs to stop shoving her narrative on people.
That's delicious. I liked Monster in Law that Jlo and Jane Fonda costared in, but ig Jlo immediately burnt that bridge when filming ended
What narrative? It's over for JLo. She's not some classy dame like back in the day. She was a young, attractive "woman of color" at the right place and time. Availability and looks can take anybody a long way down the road. Please go ahead and get yourself some good looks, hang around in certain areas, and tell us what happens. I almost became the lead singer of a successful grunge band, and even now, I'm pretty good-looking, and hanging on by a thread. Hahaha😂😂😂
Just love Jane Fonda!!
"She acts mean all the time"
So its just JLO being JLO the entire movie?
Having a shitty year and enjoyed the defeatest attitude of "world is going to hell so might as well make fun of the rich". Great review of a movie I won't watch.
As a NY'er i can tell you, Nuyorican is a term tnay pre-dates Jen. She didn't pioneer it. There was even a nuyorican theatre back in the day that fostered independent artists.
I thought so
That clip of her walking up to the man who now lives in her house is so cringe. I wouldn't ever do that to myself no matter how famous I am. Believe it or not, not everyone knows you. Lol
I know right. 🥴
I would do it, but not with the attitude that I was famous. I’d rather talk to the current owner about the house and find common ground about it
@@KatieLHall-fy1hwsame I wouldn’t be like I’m Jennifer Lopez.
@@Bunny11344Brown speaks better Español than her! That home owner said, "Who's Jennifer Lopez?" LMAO😅😅😅😅😅
@@tmmartinesq.6216and she acted like he was a clueless idiot, when in reality maybe it's her😂
Meanwhile Mariah Carey is selling out her shows......per usual.
No she is not? 😂
@@polytaskingyes she is
@@ccvv1119 no she is not
Cancelling her tour says it all. A few people attending her show (I would NOT be one of them) would not be a good look.
She just needs to understand that she can only fill medium venues and casinos 🎰
She would had people if the tickets weren't thousands of dollars.
Rude JLO Encounter Story time: Denver CO, 2019, mid summer-ish. JLO and her entourage showed up to the restaurant I was working at, which was one of the premier upscale sushi dens in the Cherry Creek area. I’ve posted this on every JLO video I can find so people know the truth about her. I wasn’t working that night and I was so bummed because I was actually suppose to, but I heard the full story from everyone else. The restaurant apparently had VIPs from time to time, and they would usually call ahead to let us know so we could shut off a portion of the restaurant if they desired. JLO’s group showed up 15 mins to close, no prior notice, and asked that we shut down the entire restaurant for her. I don’t think we’d ever done that for anyone before, but since we were closing anyway and since this was a super VIP, my manager agreed. None of the staff were allowed to leave. I’m not sure if that was JLO’s wishes or just my manager wanting all hands on deck, but apparently the entire front part of the restaurant had to be empty and completely quiet for JLO, so the whole staff was crammed into the back kitchen just sitting around. JLO for some reason was bothered by the sound of trickling water from the beautiful Asian bamboo fountain we had, and made her handler ask that it be shut down. My manager was really torn about this, as that fountain had been running non stop since the day it was imported all the way from Japan, a few years earlier - it was considered good luck. IIRC he communicated this to her handler hoping it would change her mind. Handler didn’t even ask her, likely because he knew she wouldn’t take it well, and just insisted that she needed it off or they'd have to leave, which I wish he would have just let them, but my manager shut it down and was REALLY stressed out about that’. JLO was apparently pouting most of the time and just seemed she couldn’t be bothered with anything. Something had apparently happened to put her in a bad mood which serving staff overheard in bits and pieces but we didn’t get the backstory. She had ordered (through her handler of course) a bunch of rolls not on the menu, basically created her own stuff even though our rolls were literally award winning, and it was a huge pain for the kitchen. I’m not sure if it’s common restaurant etiquette, but I guess with VIPs, our managers would always comp the entire meal as a kind of pseudo “courtesy” with the mutual understanding that the guest would leave an enormous tip to cover the full bill and then some. That’s how it always worked out with prior VIPs, they had always left a significantly generous amount, but usually the VIPs came in as a couple or small group, not a dozen people like JLO had. The bill was somewhere around $1300 and the manager actually called the owner to ask if we should comp it. Owner said “just do it”, I guess he wanted the good publicity, hoping she’d rave about the restaurant in a magazine or interview in return. The manager let most of the staff go after an hour but kept some people on for another, as JLO’s party stayed there for almost 2 hours… so the restaurant had to also lose money to pay a bunch of people who were not working. I’m not sure if the party received an actual itemized and comped bill, or if the manager just communicated that it was all on the house, but either way - JLO should have had a general idea of how much to pay… She left TWO TWENTIES! That’s it. And mind you, there were 2 waiters serving that table. We were all trying to figure out if she just made a mistake like one person was suppose to pay the bill and the other person suppose to tip, or maybe there was a miscommunication. I’m not sure, but since JLO was in charge, it’s all on her. And after hearing all these stories, I really think it was deliberate. That was the first “bad luck” act to occur after the fountain was unplugged and subsequently the restaurant had a few incidents of bad luck for the next few months until my manager brought in some Asian medicine man to have the restaurant recalibrated, so to speak. He considered JLO to be inhabited by a "Yaoguai" which if I am correct, is the equivalent of a demon possession. I thought it was all just superstition but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that this woman TRULY has a bad energy about her, and after doing some digging and reading when my restaurant experienced this, not only did I find hundreds of similar stories of her being awful to service people, she is a practitioner of Santeria (according to legal divorce documents that someone dug up). I don’t know if that’s the cause of bad vibes, but either way - she HAS bad vibes. I have been waiting years for all this karma to catch up with her. I was like, how has all this awful, selfish behavior not caught up with her? And FINALLY, it has!!! 👏
Wow 😮
Not reading all of this
Great read 😎
@@donnadiore2356 because you cant
I believe every word.
Jennifer Lopez just canceled her entire tour
Atlas is an atrocious movie. Everything is bad, even her hair!
It’s probably because she was running up and down the block.
@@normairizarryni😂😂
Shut up??? The hair is OBVIOUSLY a homage to when she was 16 and running up and down the block in the BRONX WHERE SHE IS FROM???? God!!
@@normairizarryni😂😅
That promo clip with Sterling was painful. He seemed through with her.
Lord I pray! Does she not realize she's no longer relevant? Honey, how old are you? We grew up...sorry you didn't! 😂
In the immortal words of the great Kevin McDonald of Kids In The Hall fame, if you had a bad chilhood, "Who didn't? That's how childhood works."
It makes so much sense, and puts everything in perspective, as well as it is so hysterically funny!
Her PR team won't let her see the negative reviews of the little people so jlow could care less
You don't sugar coat! Excellent critique.
I could definitely see Jennifer Lopez causing the deaths of millions, if she had enough power.
Wearing a white outfit, long fur coat, demanding sharks with freakin' laserbeams? Yeah, totally! 😂
And a canceled tour 😂
Watching a movie starring someone you think is a bad person, is like watching a serious movie starring Adam Sandler. You just can’t get into it.
Just sat down for an early lunch and saw that you posted and I said wooooo baby lets go! So glad I found you, thanks for giving us your time 😊
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I'm Polish and I renouce this shit called 365 days
See you next week! 🙂↔️
@@stutter_box oh I can't miss it!
“Long ago the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked”
Never heard this plot before🙄
Not in Terminator? Not in I, Robot?definitely not Sigourney Wiener in Aliens 😒
You are a fantastic commentator! New subscriber here and I intend to binge watch all your TH-cam videos STAT 🤣
The tibia isn’t the biggest; but the femur is the longest bone, which I think that’s what you were thinking of. Now from the clip, the broken bone appears to be in her lower leg, if that’s the case, she broke her tibia or fibula. If it’s above the knee, then that’s the femur.
It makes absolutely no sense at all to be able to k1ll an AI controlling a robot by doing physical damage to the robot… Who in their right mind would develop such an advanced and insanely powerful and complex AI and then be like,
“Yes, I think the smart thing to do is to locally house this within a single automaton battle droid that is so poorly shielded and constructed a human woman can impale it with a wooden stick! That way if anyone causes massive damages to the robot vessel, we will also lose the super advanced AI entirely!”??
You know what I mean? I’ve never understood that in stories, it gives me the impression that the writer doesn’t actually understand the subject they’re writing about…
Feels more like they came up with the story for Atlas by watching the really complex and insanely choreographed Boston Dynamics prototype demonstrations, the completely scripted “interviews” of entirely preprogrammed “AI robots” like Sophia, and the Will Smith movie I, Robot WAY too many times lol….
At this point I feel sorry for JLo. Instead of doing all these shenanigans, she should have retired and preserve her dignity imo.
Embarrassment instead of gracefully retiring.
You can tell by the rocks that she's got,
she's still she's still Jenny with the glock....
Probably the best movie jlo was in was The cell.
Facts. That's the only good movie she's ever done
Yep, exactly what I was thinking when I watched Atlas. Even better than Selena.
Yeah under rated movie. I'm a big horror fan. That movie gives me the creeps.
I just came across your channel. Really nice, keep up the good work.
I'm happy I got rid of Netflix,all their original productions suck .
Jlo sucks , even more so because of her nasty behavior towards us peasants. I'll say to jlo, just like she told a waitress once.
"SOMEONE ELSE "!!!
What if JLO launched all these random projects knowing the P. Diddy information was about to come to light, and she wanted to change the narrative for her? 🤔
“I Am Mother “ is a Netflix movie where AI wins.
She should have retired after Selena
you had me until you dragged Prometheus into this. how dare you. other than that, thank you for this vid 😅
We all have guilty pleasures 😭😭😭
I got rid of my Netflix last year
I understand the narrative much better because of you. I blink for a few seconds and couldn't recover what that movie is about. Bravo for watching the dumpster fire of the movie. 😂
As crazy as it sounds there ARE good original movies on Netflix, an sci-fi example that comes to mind is "I am Mother", my particular favorite netflix original is a hostage plane movie called "Blood Red Sky".
Loved both of those and completely agree, Netflix does have some good stuff. Which makes the bad stuff even worse by comparison 😂
That is a good movie!
11:36 freeze frame jlos face as Sterling trolls her 😂😂😂 it's hilarious
Great commentary! Great summary! And great art and lighting! 👏🏽
I suspect that the app had a intentional lag that caused a lot of us to click more than once to start the app, which meant you unintentionally started the movie. So was this really the number 1 movie on the service?
Hi! I randomly came across your channel and wanted to say I’m really enjoying your videos 🤍
Thank you so much! 🫶🏻
Her summer tour she just officially cancelled it. I give her kudos for that. Maybe she's starting to wake up....I pray! 🙏🏻
I pray for her to be canceled
She has no talent whatsoever to save her life. She needs to stay retired. Karma is coming to bite her after everything she's done to her staff, fans, and employees at restaurants or everywhere she goes.
i think she manipulated netflix to say its a popular movie so that people can watch it to see why is a popular movie cos she dont want to lose money. just like kim k manipulated netflix to delete all the booing she got at the roast
I love your take on this. I want to watch this to see how bad it is, but I don’t want to give Netflix the watch. I’ll take your word for it 😂
I subbed because you're so handsome. Oh, this video saved me from a time waste. And you have an intelligent vocabulary LOL
Excellent review!
I have a beef with Netflix too! Thanks for being the voice I cannot have 🥺
Gal Godot is like Shein trying to redo 90s Ashley Judd.
I rather watch JenGarner singing that Jlo
I just can't stand a movie with pay low...
Thank for giving me the opportunity to not watch this…. thing. From your description it seems clear that they made the plot for this movie with the script of the deleted scene of “the greatest love story never told”, using as a main theme the most researched word in google: AI. That’s perfect recycling attitude 😂
Netflix fell off hard.
You’re everything!! 🙌💐
Just out: Jennifer Lopez is retiring. She explains: "I tried the greatest Puerto Rican woman legend act ever since Rita Moreno. I gave it a try...
Jennifer is no longer from 'The Block' or any other Block. I had a bit of luck, and now I'm retiring to my husband's plantation, where I enjoyed the swinging experience.
...Now, I can let my body go. What a relief! Goodbye, cruel world." Goodbye, Jennifer.
Another great vid!!!👏👏👏
Red Notice being called a *ionist conference 😭 That got me!
I love your content, the way you express yourself. I'm a fan. Just subscribed.
Welcome! 🤗
It’s being recommended to you because you watched other JLO crap. Netflix thinks I only watch anime, Korean dramas and murder mysteries… it’s pretty much right
"[...] if you have to ask that question then you're just stupid. SHUT UP!" --->>Me🙋🏿♀️= instantly subscribed at that moment.
I thought “Mother” was a good movie!
Sameee!!! And i don't like her
@@almaruthramirezI like some of JLo’s music and movies, but I don’t like her as a person.
They probably used the tiktoks against her in the conception of the script, so in the movie she can have a similar reputation but be redeemed in the end, by redeemed though she makes friends with the computer and no grand claim to have made friends with humanity
I'm so glad I ran across this video. You are hilarious. I do not want to see the movie, but i enjoyed hearing you talk about it 😂
I know this seems bad, but I never really like videos even if I watched them and I do like them. I did like this video only for the fact that you said like it even if you didn't like it. I don't know why but that got me and I had to like it. I've never heard anybody say that.😂
Thanks for the fun listen!
She doesn’t listen. She didn’t listen to Ben when he said he didn’t want their relationship the focus of the paparazzi this go around. She made an album, movie, and docudrama about their love. Or when she gave everyone a copy of the extremely personal Christmas gift he gave her to read, and inevitably make fun of. She didn’t listen to the music industry who didn’t want another album, or concert tour, or the movie industry that didn’t want another movie especially another one of her getting married. She didn’t listen to her friends who advised her against it. Even Ben said it wasn’t a good idea. But she’s an artist apparently and needs to create crap about her relationship that none of us wanted to see. Now she can hopefully come back down to Earth a bit. Try to enjoy her money and time off. Since she works harder than anyone 🙄.
hey eric 😊
Another great video 🥰🤎
Thank you 🙌
The only movie I liked with her was Mi Familia. She played a small humble role in that movie. She should have stuck to those types of small roles in quality movies.
I love your videos darling warling! You’re as clever as you are cute! Always entertaining and always on point! Keep up the insightful and funny work! May The Force Be With You! Luv Ingi from Ozzieland PS How’s your gorgeous puppy dog going? 🙏😂👍😂💖💖💖
You are so correct about the special effects! 😁
It feels like we are on a date and your telling me about this movie... at the end I would say.. I'm so glad u told me the plot because I definitely would not have paid attention to the movie .. lol but I paid attention to u because ur really cute and funny
I don't want to see pay low... any more...
I saw that the first 3 days 28 million people watched. My only question was why? You will never get that time back.
I mean, we all lose time to things.
I think they watched it because they knew it was bad. It’s fun to watch a bad movie and mock it.
Or they have nothing else to watch???
Jennifer who?
You are spot on 😂😂😂
awesome review! thanks, i will now not watch atlas! 😅 also, subscribed!
eric it’s my birthday 🎈 next saturday.. all i want for my birthday is for you to review “antichrist” with william defoe and charlotte gainsborough! …
Just subscribed ❤
This review is fantastic....the sarcasm is top tier.....I'm never watching this movie. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 so funny....thanks for the information 😁
3:39 i can't believe they made character ai into a movie
You know she didn’t make up the term Nuyorican right? We’ve been calling ourselves that for decades!
I presumed it existed, but still thought it was funny she would name her production company that, just in case we all somehow collectively forget she’s Puerto Rican 😂
This video was hilarious. Love all the words you said 😂😂😂
*The bone had enough!*
To be fair, within a few moments of becoming fully aware, Ultron (from Marvel Avenger movies) also came to the conclusion that humans needed to go! Lol.
Exactly! Same thing with Terminator, yet we keep making movies painting AI as the “bad guy”. At one point we’ll have to accept it’s us, we’re the problem 😂
@@stutter_box Can't argue with that 😂😂😂
This ain’t her year. 😅
3:21 subscribed at this point right here 😅
You have great eyebrows!
Thank you! ☺️
Great review. Thanks for keeping it real & trying to protect a standard in movie making. She is a mediocre person who thinks she a great artist so she produces garbage & wants an Oscar 😂😂😂
i always enjoy when you laugh ..makes me smile too 😂