I’m glad to see you’re using your “loaf” 🍞 buying a bread making machine. I feel like an “outsider” with my antiquated bread machine that’s so old the machine has gone “stale”. I’m hoping to get a new machine soon before I grow “mold”, then ending up “pan bread”. You could possibly start selling your bread. I heard there’s a lot of “dough” in it. I suppose you have to earn a “crust” in these austere dreary times, especially if living on the “breadline”. It would be a good source of income. It would be your “bread and butter”. Sorry for the bad english, intelligence doesn’t run in the family, I must be “in-bread”. I really admire your baking skills. I might even raise a "toast" whenever an alcoholic refreshment passes my way. I’m not exactly my “Mother’s Pride” with my bread baking skills. My wife really ”kneads” one of those machines for her sandwich making business. Ironically, her name just happens to be “Marg” would you believe. She loves gossiping and “spreading” it about. Incidentally, be careful when adding salt to your bread ingredients. I accidentally “a-salted” myself, ending up in a hospital that wasn’t very hospitable. To put it succinctly, I think bread making machines are the best inventions-yes you guessed correctly-since “slice bread”. I think I’ve left my “puns” in the oven for too long, so I’ll say goodbye now, it’s way past my “bread-time”. So sorry for this long comment, I must be on a “roll”. You must think I’m an absolute “doughnut”. You really deserve much “butter”. I'm hoping, at “Yeast“, I'm making you smile. Incidentally, sometimes my bread doesn’t rise to the occasion. Therefore, should I replace the yeast with viagra, or will the viagra just make my bread go hard? Please advise. Yours sincerely, the fruit and nut “Ginger-Bread-Man”.
I’m glad to see you’re using your “loaf” 🍞 buying a bread making machine. I feel like an “outsider” with my antiquated bread machine that’s so old the machine has gone “stale”. I’m hoping to get a new machine soon before I grow “mold”, then ending up “pan bread”. You could possibly start selling your bread. I heard there’s a lot of “dough” in it. I suppose you have to earn a “crust” in these austere dreary times, especially if living on the “breadline”. It would be a good source of income. It would be your “bread and butter”. Sorry for the bad english, intelligence doesn’t run in the family, I must be “in-bread”. I really admire your baking skills. I might even raise a "toast" whenever an alcoholic refreshment passes my way. I’m not exactly my “Mother’s Pride” with my bread baking skills. My wife really ”kneads” one of those machines for her sandwich making business. Ironically, her name just happens to be “Marg” would you believe. She loves gossiping and “spreading” it about. Incidentally, be careful when adding salt to your bread ingredients. I accidentally “a-salted” myself, ending up in a hospital that wasn’t very hospitable. To put it succinctly, I think bread making machines are the best inventions-yes you guessed correctly-since “slice bread”. I think I’ve left my “puns” in the oven for too long, so I’ll say goodbye now, it’s way past my “bread-time”. So sorry for this long comment, I must be on a “roll”. You must think I’m an absolute “doughnut”. You really deserve much “butter”. I'm hoping, at “Yeast“, I'm making you smile.
Incidentally, sometimes my bread doesn’t rise to the occasion. Therefore, should I replace the yeast with viagra, or will the viagra just make my bread go hard? Please advise.
Yours sincerely, the fruit and nut “Ginger-Bread-Man”.