They'll have to die eventually. They can't play the same characters forever. Shame Natalie Portman is basically gone. Now we don't have a replacement Thor.
No, Loki was killed. In the alternate timeline where Loki escaped, and Thanos dissappeared into the future never to be seen, Loki escaped and lived. And Cap's an old man, who travelled back in time to put the stones back, and somehow lived in the original timeline and became Peggy's husband, and he kissed his own niece, and may have been snapped by Thanos and brought back, and had a spare, completely intact shield that he could have given to someone earlier. (Where did that shield come from, btw? His one was destroyed by Thanos)
Nick Fury: "I said, we aren't calling in the Avengers !" The person who did this voiceover deserves an award as it sounds exactly like Samuel L. Jackson lol.
SolidSnake0621 "Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited for over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years."
I look at an Infinity War poster... Cap, you might want to check yourself before you say that... Also, spend more time with Bucky... You're gonna miss him...
I think because if they called anyone, Hydra would have traced the call and then found them before the other Avengers could have come to help, or they would have caught on and launched the carriers earlier than they did
Bucky dies but not really Coulson dies but not really Pepper dies but not really Loki dies but not really (twice) Fury dies but not really Uncle Ben dies...no, really
Bucky: "Hey, thanks for the shield...I'm keeping this!" Steve: "GIVE IT!!!" Bucky: *makes whooping noise then jumps off a building* Yeah, tots besties right there
@@Tess623 he threw loki in the same way in avengers 1, and in this movie, bucky was brainwashed and he thought he was the villain, so hulk was like...... Not the villain not the villain.
Hishe in 2014: “you keep dying and coming back to life, no one will accept it if one of you actually gets killed someday” People in 2021: *speculating on how Natasha and Tony are going to come back in future marvel projects*
Or if you’re a winter soldier, you don’t necessarily have to yeeeeeeiiiiiilllddd!! Captain America: *OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP* Iron Man: Wow, Cap hates music. What are you, Hydra or something?
WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD ALL THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIELD Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice, THEN YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO YIELD
Thor was fighting Malekith Iron Man was fighting AIM Hawkeye was on a mission somewhere Bruce Banner was of the grid, doing some experiments somewhere. Why do people keep bringing up why the Avengers didn't come to help? They've got their own shit to do.
Because they set up a time frame for all these films Iron Man is like 6 months after Avengers Thor is a year after and Captain America is 2 years after the Avengers. This timeline's alluded to in Agents of SHIELD with people having Extremis being used in the earlier episodes the aftermath of Thor later on and having the season finale take place at the same time as Captain America. And seriously after Thor 2 Thor a friggin god chooses to stay on Earth you have a god roaming free on the friggin Earth and he can't help stop some terrorists?
IAmTheMikko "Friend Rogers! Are you trapped inside this little ibox? What was it Loki said...press gently on the screen... curses, this is the seventh ibox broken and nobody is inside"
hiimchrisj Iron Man was a year, its stated in the movie, Thor is about a couple days after, CAP was 6 months - year, and Hulk well I'm guessing 2 years.
Yeah ever since The Avengers, ive always wondered how each one of the members own movies could be solved just by ask the Hulk for help. Evil lava people, call Hulk. Evil elf, call Hulk. Fighting rogue factions, easy call the Hulk. The Hulk solves everyones problems.
IAmTheMikko Well, as we've seen the Hulk is a lot more docile in the MCU and Banner is in control most of the time so being delicate isn't a big problem. AS for tracking him down, if the avengers' ending is anything to go by, Banner would still be working with Stark on sciency things
lol "coward", apparently the movie critics didn't say so. BvS has more to lose even if they win by 200million margin, because in the next couple month, Marvel could've just release a random movie and it will sell sell like a hotcake.
"Nobody's going to accept when somebody actually gets killed someday" *(Spoiler Alert)* ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ How about Quicksilver in Age of Ultron? does this mean he's coming back to life? :D
+theworldGavriel mexican batman was talking about people dying and coming back to life and the stick in a pot (or baby groot) was a reference, like stmbolic or whatever
duuuuuuuuude. nobody can outsmart Batman alright. no offence but specially not some plant guy who knows how to speak only three friggin words all his life
This was one of my major complaints about this. I mean, I get that Cap doesn't rely on friends for every little thing; but the entirety of SHIELD was infiltrated by Hydra. There were three MASSIVE helicarriers set to commit mass-slaughter. That's a good time to call Iron Man or Thor. Hell, Stark industries designed a lot of it, Iron Man could probably shut the whole thing down remotely. Zero loss of life!
It's comics, bro. Iron Man and Thor were doing something else at the time. Saving the day somewhere else, getting some shwarama in Armenia, bringing Galaga to Asgard. I dunno, maybe they had no cell coverage, didn't get the texts. Hell, let's go with that.
No, no. Go with Fury's need to let the "normals" prove themselves without requiring super help. Just try not choking on the incredible irresponsibility of it all as you're swallowing.
I'm still looking for _anything_ plausible to excuse the total lack of security on the teseract in Avengers. People say he didn't know it could be a "doorway" or some such yet there was the stage for it _and_ whatever device/plan to harness the energy bleedoff to bury the installation. My inner nerd needs _grounding_ nowadays.
i dont think their is a good reason why the other heros didnt help i mean their are literally hundreds of them in that world and most live in the area and could see of hear about it they probs just wanted to drag it out as much as they could
Can we add to the fact that DC 1.) The shows Arrow and The Flash won't cross-over with the movie Universe. 2.) People are still butt hurt about Bat-fleck 3.) Man of Steel was good enough to redeem Superman but he still got trash talked for destroying everything. Marvel 4.) DC can never do the after-credits that Marvel does because it woul rip-off what every Marvel does now. 2.) The T.V. shows that Marvel is doing for Netflix and Agents of Shield will take place in the same universe as the cinematic universe. 3.) Even if they did do some weird crossover. It's better if just for now we have stuff like HISHE with this stuff about crossing over. He actually does a good job. I mean Godzilla with Superman who could have thought of that. XD 1.) I know I miscounted that is the point to this stupid argument.
Abraham Cuevas But... he never said anything about the companies making a crossover or anything like that... he was just talking about HISHE's hero café thing...
"I GOT YOU SUCKA!!!" - Falcon That made me crack up pretty hard, i was expecting to see Winter Soldier at the Villain Pub though, maybe next time :( Keep up the great work guys!
He wouldn't fit in the Villain Pub since he's not exactly a villain, he was brain washed, and saved Cap at the end, hell even Hulk said at the end " NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN!!!"
Devon Brown Well it can't be Cap or Thor because as far as I know, both still have a third movie in store after Avengers 2. Especially Thor 2 ended with a huge cliffhanger that still needs to be resolved. Maybe they will do the same as in the Avengers animated series (Don't know what happened in the comics) SPOILERS: Where they teased the death of Thor by having Ultron seemingly desintigrate him with a laser blast but it turns out that he was magiced away by Amora the Enchantress to save him. SPOILER END Or they'll kill off Tony since I thought his movie series is over. That would be quite shocking and sad.
When Captain America threw his mighty shield, all those who appose him must yield! Unless you are plane, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brain-washed-buddy-with-a-robotic-arm. Then you don't necessarily have to yield!
Algo me dice que a bucky no le hiria bien incluso si hulk quiere ayudar al cap con el tema de bucky(aunque me da curiosidad saber como capturo a bucky en primer lugar
2:52 Captain America: What is your deal with my love life?. Me: True, almost every mission of the movie Black Widow is always hooking him up with dates. Black Widow just date him and get over it like in the comic book.
lol I think she was trying to figure out how such a good looking guy was still single after all that time. Then Bucky came back and she was probably like "yep, gay."
The “hail hydra” sucker part never gets old. What’s even better is that it feels like an in character thing to what Sam Wilson would do cuz of Anthony mackir
OOHOHO! It is funny at 2:32 because captain Rogers dies in the comic books! And seriously, the Hulk and Iron Man alone could solve most of their problems.
3:31 Alternate Script S: Unless you are a plane B:Or a Bomb S: Or a ice B: Or a brainwash buddy with a robotic arm CA: Or Martha S: U don't necessari- wait what B: Why did you take that name? CA: Because I am Captain America S: Not Cool Cap. You can't make fun of her name. Batman is Sensitive about it. Look he has bat-tears in his eyes. BW: Take it easy Bruce S:Ho....How did you know his name? BW: He asked me If I wanted to know his secret Identity. Then he told me. B: I'm Vengeance, I'm Justice, Because I am Batman. CA: Guys- B: I will take my vengeance for all the orphan jokes CA: Dude- B: Every Fuc-(one/time) CA- LANGUAGE! S: Hey Hey no violence! Cap you might have to leave. BW- Grow up boys CA- NO! BW: What? CA: Because I am Batman. U get it? U get it? B: Alright, Bring it punk! I am done with you Boomer jokes! CA: I can do this all day BW: That's what he said S:What? B: What? CA: What?
L. T C. It's dumb in the comics as well. George R.R. Martin was a huge comic book fan in his youth and attended the world's first comic book convention. While he loved the comics, one thing he always hated about them was that characters would die and come back no worse for wear. It robbed it of a lot of dramatic weight. That's why he created Beric Dondarrion. Every time Beric dies and comes back to life, he is less than what he was. He's a commentary on comic book deaths.
Captain america dies in the next movie... Its in the comics... Its been officially announced that thor is a female and the hawk guy will become captain america...
***** Agree with the standpoint on comic book deaths pretty much why i stopped reading comics but is George really the example to use he OVERKILLS you also lose tension and well a story when every character is going to die through out the story. It gets rid of the shock value it becomes "whose going to be the one to die withint these next 3 episodes."
Or x men dofp do that one next. Why didn't rouge take over for kitty so they could treat her hell that's what they were going to do but cut her out for some stupid reason.
The way Falcon whispers "Hail Hydra" in Rumlow's ear is amazing
FORSHADOWING!!!!
I got you sucka
PSYCHE!!! I GOTCHU SUCKA!!!!!
Falcon's ASMR
Reference to Anthony Mackie's "sweet spot"
The line that made me laugh was when the Winter Soilder went "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop"
+Kawaii Kitty HAHA YEP!!!!
+KawaiI Kitty it sounded like the sounds from man of steel
it was the funniest thing by far
Zoidberg
Defiantly Bucky is my favorite MCU character ever and that killed me it was so funny
Captain America: 2:33
Thanos: I‘m about to end this mans career
lol you beat me to it😂
Cryptize Nate
Iron Man Saves the Universe
Infinity Stones: we are about to end this Mans life
More like rewind this man career
Lol
Ultron: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Its Ironic to watch this after End Game. Especially Natasha
Singularity Raptor I agreed
Widow😢
Yup
Yupp
Singularity Raptor yep
"Hail hydra"
"Hail hyd.."
"SIKE, I GOT YOU SUCKA"
Hahahahahahaahhahahaha
*sike
That voice doe
@@thatryanle honestly, i dont even remember commenting this haha
@@thatryanle *Psych
Captain America: None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk.
*I N F I N I T Y W A R*
ComiXProvider FTW_02 Execute Order 66 on the avengers
I'm nervous about that aren't you
Jakob Carrillo A bit.
They'll have to die eventually. They can't play the same characters forever.
Shame Natalie Portman is basically gone. Now we don't have a replacement Thor.
This is way more relevant in 2018!!!
Before Infinity War: “None of us are gonna die! That’s silly talk!”
After Infinity War: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lowell Smith oh GOD
Lowell Smith they’re not dead though, except for vision and scarlet witch
@@JRM_-yq5ed not scarlet witch but gamora and possibly loki
Job Done I forgot about Gamora and Loki
No, Loki was killed.
In the alternate timeline where Loki escaped, and Thanos dissappeared into the future never to be seen, Loki escaped and lived. And Cap's an old man, who travelled back in time to put the stones back, and somehow lived in the original timeline and became Peggy's husband, and he kissed his own niece, and may have been snapped by Thanos and brought back, and had a spare, completely intact shield that he could have given to someone earlier. (Where did that shield come from, btw? His one was destroyed by Thanos)
2:32 Watching this after End Game this hurts a lot
kdrew257 i know right! I cried a lot
Cry baby.
Yep he is the best elder
@@matthewlo55 well....i love you 3000
They are truly dead.....well yes but actually....yes. I MEAN NOO
Nick Fury: "I said, we aren't calling in the Avengers !"
The person who did this voiceover deserves an award as it sounds exactly like Samuel L. Jackson lol.
PranavanMVGC it was so on point lol
Here is your totally not fake super award!
IKR
PranavanMVGC
PranavanM
Captain America: None of us are gonna die
Thanos: maniacal laugh
Thanos never makes a maniacal laugh..
Hulk: *Hold my beer*
@@TH-camEnjoyer31 Hulk: Hold Hulk's Loki
Thanos became the Joker??
lol the intro
"sweet, I'm keeping this!"
"Give it!"
Woooopppp woop woop woop!
lol
for shadowing for civil war?
(zoidberg sounds)
It killed me xD aswell
1:52 Predicted Cap would say Hail Hydra
it's a comics thing, there is a whole captain hydra going on there
Hail Hydra
Its taken from the comics
Its 1:51 if its 1:52 its says dra
Which movie again?
I also love how Steve says "Give it!" at the start. Like Bucky just took the remote or something to be obnoxious.
A.M. yay, he sounded like a little kid wanting something back.
Me
kinda ironic that superman warns them about them not dying...
Lol ikr
True
+Nagato Sora I wonder what Cap will say about Superman's non-death in Civil War HISHE.
+Stef Tep DCEU Ruining Batman and Superman
+Stef Tep DCEU Ruining Batman and Superman
2:10
was that Baby Groot?
it make sense guardians of the galaxy came out in 31/7/14
Yoni The K I was gonna write same 😂😂
Hey I had seen it too!!!
huh, that might make sense. why _is_ a potted plant moving in the background.
also it makes sense because they where talking about bringing dead people alive
Horizon Penblade rocket holding him
Bucky in ca:tws:*catches the shield while looking menacing*
Bucky in hishe:woop woop woop woop woop
🤣🤣🤣
I love the woop woop woop woop woop woop
Futurama reference???
"Thanks for the shield."
Gasp
"I'm keeping this"
Give it!"
"Whoop, whoop-whoop, whoop, whoop"
One of my favourite parts :D
Doctor zoidburg
I love that part. Before I even saw this I totally called it out long ago that he should have just took his shield XD
SolidSnake0621 lol
SolidSnake0621 "Most of the intelligence community doesn't believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He's credited for over two dozen assassinations in the last 50 years."
Thanks for the shield. I'm keeping this. Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop Woop LOL.
Same tought
+Mary Levina i litterally replayed that part like 20 times XD i cant stop laughing!!
+Chloe Ficsor same here :) I don't even watch the whole video I just watch that part
Zoidberg should be allowed to eat shields if he wants! WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!!!
+Calebite LOL the first thing I though was "zoidberg would eat that shield"
"None of us are gonna die! That's silly talk."
(Glances over at Pietro Maximoff)
"You sure about that Cap?"
a character whos on the avengers for like 30 minutes
DFTony1 But he's an avenger none the less
and then today we have all of them dead :P
I look at an Infinity War poster...
Cap, you might want to check yourself before you say that... Also, spend more time with Bucky... You're gonna miss him...
Cookies an
Nick Fury: “we aren’t calling in the avengers!”
But WHY?
Because...
Fair enough
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
I think because if they called anyone, Hydra would have traced the call and then found them before the other Avengers could have come to help, or they would have caught on and launched the carriers earlier than they did
@@markborishnikoff5485 That works
@@samcochran8203 but with the avengers that threat would have been easily neutralized
Bucky dies but not really
Coulson dies but not really
Pepper dies but not really
Loki dies but not really (twice)
Fury dies but not really
Uncle Ben dies...no, really
Mathew Pritchard He comes back as rice
Quicksilver? Yondu?
Stark?
Loki....
Natasha?
Did anyone get the joke when Cap was like "No one's gonna die!"? Civil War, anyone?
Yeah, I got it!
So captain america dies in civil war? I thought it ended with steve turning himself in?
ntdonat SPOILERS
He gets shot while turning himself in.
Andrew Wang
What! Lol!! I even have the comic of Civil War, at least I thought I had the whole thing. Mine ends when he turns himself in
Equistta Sorry for spoiling :(
My favorite line: Woop woop woop woop!
Thatonetribute same tho
Thatonetribute do the zoidberg
Same
ShaySmiles yo legit same
IKR MAN
3:54
Thor and Loki: "YES! That's how it feels!"
I love this thing. The reason these movies DONT end like this is because sequels. Best part at the end with hulk and Bucky. 10/9
Puny Barnes!
Tango Fizzle speaking of which did any one see caps face when Bucky got beaten up buy hulk😹
Oh gosh I died at that last part with Hulk and Bucky. 11/10
That's what makes Logan the best movie I've seen so far, a character study, plain and simple.
"Shield"
*Bucky caught the shield*
"Thx for the shield, I'm keeping it"
"Give it!"
"Whoop Whoop Whoop"
He is zoidberg
Bucky: "Hey, thanks for the shield...I'm keeping this!"
Steve: "GIVE IT!!!"
Bucky: *makes whooping noise then jumps off a building*
Yeah, tots besties right there
I thought that part was adorable omg
Why dose Bucky sound like zoidberg?
lewis penman does*
dose is like a drug over-*dose*...
HEY! Maybe THAT'S why Bucky sounds like a zoidberg
lewis penman Why not Zoidberg?
(V) (;,,;) (V)
Steve: shield
Bucky: thanks for the shield
Steve: give it!
Hulk: hulk sad
Hulk: hulk found him
Bucky: let me go!!.
Hulk: *Smashes Bucky Puny God Style* Not the villain, not the villain, not the villain!!!!!!
LET ME GOOOOOOO
@@ITrooper089Productions I'm the hulk, gotta love me
"Thanks for the shield. I'm keeping this!"
"GIVE IT BACK!
"Woopwoopwoopwoopwoop!"
+PegaususTheEpic fricken' Dr. Zoidberg...
Who makes the Three Stooges noise
+rgderen88 abridged Alucard
😂😂
bucky is best :DD
"Hail Hydra."
"Hail Hydra."
"Sike! I got you sucka!"
These videos are golden 🌟🌟
Katerine Perez the way I was looking for someone else who appreciated that moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Katerine Perez I died
WHEEZE
2:42
Had to put on the captions when Hulk smashed in with Bucky, but it was worth it!
NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN!
reference from dinasour the baby always said not the momma
Alona86
OMG, I remember that show.
When I heard him say that I was like “Thanks for clarifying that” XD
I was looking for this comment. Didn't understand what Hulk said. 😆
"Not the villain.Not the villain.Not the villain." Had me dying of laughter.
Me too I died laughing hard.😂
What did he mean by that? Lol
@@Tess623 he threw loki in the same way in avengers 1, and in this movie, bucky was brainwashed and he thought he was the villain, so hulk was like...... Not the villain not the villain.
@@ryugagod7140 Thank you! I didn't realize Hulk did that in Avengers 1, so it makes more sense to me now!
@@Tess623 lol noice
No one ever dies.......EVER
order66 What about quicksilver in avengers age of ultron
that on guy died in the Agents of SHIELD
And Yondu
Benjamin DiVittorio and the ancient one from doctor strange
I’m hoping infinity war will keep some dead. I like my superhero movies, but I also like lasting consequences.
"Totes besties." XDDDDD Two 99-year-old BFFs trying to learn modern-day slang and technology. I want that movie. XDDDDDDD
To bad bucky has constantly come out of his tube to carry out missions
+Kye Dysarthria dam Soviets
bvvhfxcćff💛💟💟❣💟💟💟💟❣❣💣💣💣💥💣💥💥💣💥💥💣💣💣💣💣💥%%,,,
redcrest5 ukgyuk
redcrest5 I would totally watch that!
"Jarvis, I'm leaving."
"You have to mingle, sir."
"Then I'm having some cake."
"Cake missile!" *Splat*
2:11 when Batman is saying that he is sensing a pattern-
Coulson, Stark Loki. There is a pot moving behind the window.
GROOT.
0:09 here after how captain America should have returned the stones
SAME!! "wopwopwopwopwop"
wOoP WoOp wOoP *WOOP*
The WinterSoldier yes haha 😂
Yeah I love that one
Deadpool😂
2:10 GROOT! :O
That's Groot!
It's groot from guardians of the galaxy
Drew Schmidt :/
Ohhh....sneaky. Very sneaky.
Spoiler alert of you haven't seen Guardians!
That was genius, I honestly thought Groot was gone for a second, but then he came back.
“None of us are going to die!”
Tell that to Infinity War
Tell that to endgame
Or Endgame 😭😭
Hishe in 2014: “you keep dying and coming back to life, no one will accept it if one of you actually gets killed someday”
People in 2021: *speculating on how Natasha and Tony are going to come back in future marvel projects*
Who did notice the little groot outdoors at 2:09 X) ?
I did
Why did they show him?
I DID!!!
Victor Benomran yup
Me
That should be Marvel's ultimate plan - when in trouble, just call the Hulk and his awesome motorcycle!
***** I'm pretty sure the guy gave him his sons motorcycle.
so is no one going to call out how the Hulk's text message bubble is green
yes its awesome
It doesn't need to be called out.
Banner's is pink
Yin Yan Studios that means he owns an android instead of apple.
"none of us are going to die! That's silly talk!"
Me, days before Endgame: yes, no one will die :)))))) that's totally silly talk :))))
This came out before Age of Ultron. Quicksilver died, and didn't come back.
Or if you’re a winter soldier, you don’t necessarily have to yeeeeeeiiiiiilllddd!!
Captain America: *OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WILL YOU SHUT UP*
Iron Man: Wow, Cap hates music. What are you, Hydra or something?
No! Why on Earth would you think that?!
No?! Why would you think that?!?
WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA THROWS HIS MIGHTY SHIELD
ALL THOSE WHO CHOOSE TO OPPOSE HIS SHIELD MUST YIELD
Unless you're a plane, or a bomb, or some ice,
THEN YOU DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO YIELD
Thor was fighting Malekith
Iron Man was fighting AIM
Hawkeye was on a mission somewhere
Bruce Banner was of the grid, doing some experiments somewhere.
Why do people keep bringing up why the Avengers didn't come to help? They've got their own shit to do.
Because they set up a time frame for all these films Iron Man is like 6 months after Avengers Thor is a year after and Captain America is 2 years after the Avengers. This timeline's alluded to in Agents of SHIELD with people having Extremis being used in the earlier episodes the aftermath of Thor later on and having the season finale take place at the same time as Captain America. And seriously after Thor 2 Thor a friggin god chooses to stay on Earth you have a god roaming free on the friggin Earth and he can't help stop some terrorists?
IAmTheMikko "Friend Rogers! Are you trapped inside this little ibox? What was it Loki said...press gently on the screen... curses, this is the seventh ibox broken and nobody is inside"
hiimchrisj who cares about the time frame. People overthink this shit too much. The same happens in the comics and cartoons.
TheNorthernSkeptic Cmon guys he's not that out of touch once you explain things to him he'll get it, maybe......
hiimchrisj
Iron Man was a year, its stated in the movie, Thor is about a couple days after, CAP was 6 months - year, and Hulk well I'm guessing 2 years.
2014:
Winter soldier:I am keeping this
Captain America:Give it!
Winter soldier:whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
2019:
Captain America:I am keeping this
Deadpool:Give it!
Captain America: whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
What the shock?!
2021:
Ayo: I'm keeping this.
Captain America (John Walker): Give it!
Ayo: whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!!!
So, we've got a Winter Soldier. There should be soldiers for all the other seasons, too.
Summer Soldier fights in a swimsuit 😂😂😂
Spring doesn't have soldiers.
lt has a dance company.
and autumn?
There actually are other soldiers for the seasons
Look up the summer soldier meme
Also, hulk honey, stop hurting my Bucky!
Yeah XD
when you become so attached to sebastian stan that you're annoyed when an animated version of him is being thrown about
YEA
Jenny Sweeney I like Bucky too
Yeah ever since The Avengers, ive always wondered how each one of the members own movies could be solved just by ask the Hulk for help. Evil lava people, call Hulk. Evil elf, call Hulk. Fighting rogue factions, easy call the Hulk. The Hulk solves everyones problems.
IAmTheMikko Well, as we've seen the Hulk is a lot more docile in the MCU and Banner is in control most of the time so being delicate isn't a big problem. AS for tracking him down, if the avengers' ending is anything to go by, Banner would still be working with Stark on sciency things
You know why...
BECAUSE ITS HULK!!!
So, hulk is a eagle? Awesome.
IAmTheMikko wasn't he having a talk with tonny at the end of Ironman 3 like bruce was his therapist
Maybe the Hulk was too busy banging She-Hulk. Just saying.
Bros don't come through for other bros if it means not getting laid.
Hulk riding a motorbike was the most wholesome thing I saw ever
When captain america throws his mighty shielddddddddddd
Batman vs supermans release dates clash must yieellllddddddddddd
Until batman V superman chickens out! And changes their release date to march 25th 2016 yield that
Evention it's actually a smart move
Ndoelicious a coward's move
Samuel Pérez García
not really sure how a move that will make them an additional 100+ million dollars is "cowardly"
lol "coward", apparently the movie critics didn't say so. BvS has more to lose even if they win by 200million margin, because in the next couple month, Marvel could've just release a random movie and it will sell sell like a hotcake.
"Nobody's going to accept when somebody actually gets killed someday"
*(Spoiler Alert)*
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How about Quicksilver in Age of Ultron? does this mean he's coming back to life? :D
Ikr but I loved age of ultron
harrison foster spoilers ahead you have been warned
Spoiler
Do you think iron man and thor are no longer in avengers
harrison foster I think Iron Man will be in Civil War but not sure about Thor. We would have to wait for Ragnarok.
***** Sure, where can I get it?
I hope so :'c Quicksilver is my favorite character
Did enyone else notice baby Groot in the background 2:08 LOL
IT WAS A STICK IN A POT
+theworldGavriel mexican batman was talking about people dying and coming back to life and the stick in a pot (or baby groot) was a reference, like stmbolic or whatever
Matheus Lacerda it is just a stick that is green
+theworldGavriel mexican so they always put cars on the background and suddenly decided to put a stick...interesting
Yeah I don't understand it either
2:10
New born groot in a potten plant is walking by
Who else saw this
Whoa u have gud eyes
Lmfao I was wondering who that was
"Thanks, im keeping this"
"Give it"
"Woop woop woop woop!!!"
Funny how Batman knows that Coulson and Loki are alive, yet Cap, Widow, and the rest of the Avengers don't even know.
Groot!
Blasian62 YOU FUCKIN WON!
Coulson's alive!?!?! Where, when, how, what!?!?!
duuuuuuuuude. nobody can outsmart Batman alright. no offence but specially not some plant guy who knows how to speak only three friggin words all his life
Gear Head If you're not kidding, watch Agents of Shield
2:42 LMFAO "I GOTCHU SUCKA"
BlitzBloodFan Was the other guy Ward from Agents of SHIELD or it's just me? x)
MrTNghi It's Crossbones.
BlitzBloodFan my bad ^^
***** uy bm u u bg UK 0rxceq
MrTNghi I thought Ward too.
"I SAID WE ARENT CALLING IN THE AVENGERS"
Says that to the leader of the avengers
The _"Hulk sad"_ has me rolling every time
This was one of my major complaints about this. I mean, I get that Cap doesn't rely on friends for every little thing; but the entirety of SHIELD was infiltrated by Hydra. There were three MASSIVE helicarriers set to commit mass-slaughter. That's a good time to call Iron Man or Thor. Hell, Stark industries designed a lot of it, Iron Man could probably shut the whole thing down remotely. Zero loss of life!
It's comics, bro. Iron Man and Thor were doing something else at the time. Saving the day somewhere else, getting some shwarama in Armenia, bringing Galaga to Asgard. I dunno, maybe they had no cell coverage, didn't get the texts. Hell, let's go with that.
No, no. Go with Fury's need to let the "normals" prove themselves without requiring super help.
Just try not choking on the incredible irresponsibility of it all as you're swallowing.
Nick Fury? Irresponsible? Surely that could never be the case!
I'm still looking for _anything_ plausible to excuse the total lack of security on the teseract in Avengers.
People say he didn't know it could be a "doorway" or some such yet there was the stage for it _and_ whatever device/plan to harness the energy bleedoff to bury the installation.
My inner nerd needs _grounding_ nowadays.
i dont think their is a good reason why the other heros didnt help
i mean their are literally hundreds of them in that world and most live in the area and could see of hear about it
they probs just wanted to drag it out as much as they could
Hold up! Let's go back to Cap's them song.
"Unless you're a plane......"
Uh, Cap destroyed a Quinjet with his shield in the movie.
oh snap! he totally did!
They actually refer to "How Captain America should have Ended"
Dr. Boring
A.M. Less youre a quinjet
That's not a plane
Cap: Give it!
Bucky: *jumps off building* Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop
I’m dying hahaha 😂😂😂😂
Superman is right, no one really accepts that Quick Silver died in The Avengers: Age Of Ultron.
Fubukio I've played Marvel: Ultimate Alliance 2 and quicksilver was a double trouble boss with magneto. lol.
Fubukio well his death also seemed really forced like? really? he cant out run bullets? what kind of speedster cant out run bullets?
This is marvel where noone dies and they can always make up something to bring them back
Fubukio Or did he???? Marvel will probably do their magic & revive him somehow
Joyce Serrano yh one of the gems can do that
Any one else notice the Groot flower pot passing by the window?
Yes
part of the joke
Nice easter egg for those paying attention ;) Also, he didn't die either.
Yup
yes i did see that
Best one yet! I love when Marvel crosses with DC in the cafe. When JLA comes out and Avengers 2, it's going to be a full cafe...
then there's the Villain Pub....
Can we add to the fact that
DC
1.) The shows Arrow and The Flash won't cross-over with the movie Universe.
2.) People are still butt hurt about Bat-fleck
3.) Man of Steel was good enough to redeem Superman but he still got trash talked for destroying everything.
Marvel
4.) DC can never do the after-credits that Marvel does because it woul rip-off what every Marvel does now.
2.) The T.V. shows that Marvel is doing for Netflix and Agents of Shield will take place in the same universe as the cinematic universe.
3.) Even if they did do some weird crossover. It's better if just for now we have stuff like HISHE with this stuff about crossing over. He actually does a good job. I mean Godzilla with Superman who could have thought of that. XD
1.) I know I miscounted that is the point to this stupid argument.
Abraham Cuevas But... he never said anything about the companies making a crossover or anything like that... he was just talking about HISHE's hero café thing...
Then I speak for the idiots who want a movie crossover
Abraham Cuevas Oh... fair enough!
That Groot reference when he talks about dying is very subtle and hilarious
Captain America: none of us is gonna die
Me: Quicksilver would like to talk to you
Captain America: CAPTAIN BALL! (throws sheild) SHIELD!
The Winter Soldier: (catches shield) Thanks for the shield!
Captain America: **gasps**
The Winter Soldier: I'm keeping this.
Captain America: GIVE IT!
The Winter Soldier: WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP!
Me: **dead**
Anyone else notice the Groot reference passing by outside the window at 2:09?
i am groot
Groot
I noticed it and was hoping they would do something with it. I was disappointed, but I'm just glad I'm not the only one who noticed it.
Groot
We are groot
"2:30" - Oh superman, this comment has not aged well...
Indeed it did not
Who else felt bad for Hulk XD
CAPTIAN BALL!
SHIELD!
*Buck catches it*
Buck: Thanks for the shield!
*GASP*
Buck: I'm keeping this!
GIVE IT!
*WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP WOOP*
I lost it when I saw this part 😂😂😂
Yeah
I love how I’m like a year late
@@Mtab2260 same😅
Lol I died laughing
"I GOT YOU SUCKA!!!" - Falcon
That made me crack up pretty hard, i was expecting to see Winter Soldier at the Villain Pub though, maybe next time :( Keep up the great work guys!
He wouldn't fit in the Villain Pub since he's not exactly a villain, he was brain washed, and saved Cap at the end, hell even Hulk said at the end " NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN, NOT VILLAIN, NOT THE VILLAIN!!!"
Hermann Fegelein crossbones is totally a villain.
Hermann Fegelein Wait, I missed something. When did Hulk say that?
Crossbones burnt to a crisp would be funny LOL
0:09 if you came from how Captain America should have returned the stones
"Woop woop woop woop."
Is it just me or is Black Widow's obsession with finding Cap a date her back handed approach in getting into his pants?
Psychology wise, it is her trying to make him "unavailable" so she doesn't desire to be with him any-more.
She likes him. She admits to it in the comic books
Well they fuck and get married in the comics so... Yeah
Cept that she's actually in Bruce's pants right now.
TokuHopkins she mine
Am I the only one who wants more Hulk movies?
After they set up The Leader in the last Hulk movie, and Absorbing Man in Agents of SHIELD, I want another Hulk movie quite a bit right now.
Kara Forrenz It really would be interesting to see if they can bring the Leader to the big screen.
He might actually die in the second avengers. There were hints that one of them will die.
Also that 1:00 part. XD
Devon Brown
Well it can't be Cap or Thor because as far as I know, both still have a third movie in store after Avengers 2. Especially Thor 2 ended with a huge cliffhanger that still needs to be resolved. Maybe they will do the same as in the Avengers animated series (Don't know what happened in the comics) SPOILERS:
Where they teased the death of Thor by having Ultron seemingly desintigrate him with a laser blast but it turns out that he was magiced away by Amora the Enchantress to save him.
SPOILER END
Or they'll kill off Tony since I thought his movie series is over. That would be quite shocking and sad.
***** So iron man or hulk?
Post post credit scene :
*Cap finally sees Stars Wars*
*After original trilogy*
Cap : Yeah!
*After prequels*
Cap : Thor! You need to see this.
Who’s here after the reference in How Captain America should have returned the stones?
0:12 btw
"Woop woop woop woop."
Omar Karim GIVE IT!!!
Starwarsnoah 1 I’m keepin’ this!
Woop woop woop woop woop woop
2:12 ONG I never saw it before,That was Groot
Hahhha
+Emperor Gamer I think it was. Especially since they were talking about how characters come back to life.
+Emperor Gamer it was groot
i was thinking already what that walking flowerpot was
+Darth Vader same here :D
3:17 If you pause very quickly Batman has three arms
Because his Batman!
Because he's BATMAN!
+Pc Paul HAHAHAHAHHAHA
+Kong - Rey de isla Calavera - batman sucks tho
+Kong - Rey de isla Calavera - batman sucks tho
When Captain America threw his mighty shield, all those who appose him must yield! Unless you are plane, or a bomb, or some ice, or a brain-washed-buddy-with-a-robotic-arm. Then you don't necessarily have to yield!
I loved that part!
Brilliant!
mk corona so did i
“Hulk saaaaaaad!”😂
Superman complaining about Marvel bringing people back from the dead. Thats ironic
"None of us are gonna die!"
*Infinity war happens*
*cries*
Age of Ultron was also after this. Quicksilver died
"I'm keeping this! Woop woop woop woop!!" Is my favourite HISHE Moment of all times! :D
its me favrout momet to :)
Now Bucky vs Hulk is a battle I‘d love to see
Algo me dice que a bucky no le hiria bien incluso si hulk quiere ayudar al cap con el tema de bucky(aunque me da curiosidad saber como capturo a bucky en primer lugar
2:10 a pot just walking
right of batman
its groot
+Quetzal00358 i know right
It's supposed to be Rocket and Groot.
But does no one care that Rocket walked by with Groot while Batman was talking about Marvel characters who cheated death?
its groot
2:52 Captain America: What is your deal with my love life?.
Me: True, almost every mission of the movie Black Widow is always hooking him up with dates. Black Widow just date him and get over it like in the comic book.
Lol.
+Victor Melendez They're not together in the comic book.
+Edgar nvzz They had a kid together in one jump forward book. So at least for a time they were, if not shown. Though that's pulling at straws
lol I think she was trying to figure out how such a good looking guy was still single after all that time. Then Bucky came back and she was probably like "yep, gay."
+Anzhela Adamovskaya then he visited peggy and she was like "mmm gilf feitsh also?'
The “hail hydra” sucker part never gets old. What’s even better is that it feels like an in character thing to what Sam Wilson would do cuz of Anthony mackir
I frequently return to re-watch this simply because of the "WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP!"
Superman lecturing Captain America about "dying, but not really."
Wow, HISHE, that was some great unintentional foreshadowing.
How many people noticed a plant passing by the window in 2:10?
Groot!
yep
OOHOHO! It is funny at 2:32 because captain Rogers dies in the comic books!
And seriously, the Hulk and Iron Man alone could solve most of their problems.
But he wasn't really dead. Because of course he wasn't. :)
Superman dies too in the comics, but he wasn't really dead either because he was just hibernating.
DanielRichards644
Shouldn't the whole MCU end with Avengers 3
DanielRichards644 Sebastian Stan's (Bucky) contract is for 9 movies.....just putting that out there.
3:31 Alternate Script
S: Unless you are a plane
B:Or a Bomb
S: Or a ice
B: Or a brainwash buddy with a robotic arm
CA: Or Martha
S: U don't necessari- wait what
B: Why did you take that name?
CA: Because I am Captain America
S: Not Cool Cap. You can't make fun of her name. Batman is Sensitive about it. Look he has bat-tears in his eyes.
BW: Take it easy Bruce
S:Ho....How did you know his name?
BW: He asked me If I wanted to know his secret Identity. Then he told me.
B: I'm Vengeance, I'm Justice, Because I am Batman.
CA: Guys-
B: I will take my vengeance for all the orphan jokes
CA: Dude-
B: Every Fuc-(one/time)
CA- LANGUAGE!
S: Hey Hey no violence! Cap you might have to leave.
BW- Grow up boys
CA- NO!
BW: What?
CA: Because I am Batman. U get it? U get it?
B: Alright, Bring it punk! I am done with you Boomer jokes!
CA: I can do this all day
BW: That's what he said
S:What?
B: What?
CA: What?
Absurd
C A K E M I S S I L E
Hi
j00st00s TANK*
The Logan Channel nope he was right the first time
They've got a point. If people just keep dying and coming back to life, it's gonna kill any tension in this franchise.
Well you can't blame the movies they do it in the comics all the goddamn time.
L. T C. It's dumb in the comics as well.
George R.R. Martin was a huge comic book fan in his youth and attended the world's first comic book convention. While he loved the comics, one thing he always hated about them was that characters would die and come back no worse for wear. It robbed it of a lot of dramatic weight.
That's why he created Beric Dondarrion. Every time Beric dies and comes back to life, he is less than what he was. He's a commentary on comic book deaths.
Captain america dies in the next movie... Its in the comics... Its been officially announced that thor is a female and the hawk guy will become captain america...
Michaelc136 Pretty sure you mean Buckie, not "hawk guy". It's even foreshadowed in the Winter Soldier when he goes up to the museum display.
***** Agree with the standpoint on comic book deaths pretty much why i stopped reading comics but is George really the example to use he OVERKILLS you also lose tension and well a story when every character is going to die through out the story. It gets rid of the shock value it becomes "whose going to be the one to die withint these next 3 episodes."
Guardians HISHE next
couple months later
na, trasformers is next.
They need a lot of them Guardians, DoFP, Lucy, they have a lot to catch up on
MegaMineSwifted No The Amazing Spider-man 2
Or x men dofp do that one next. Why didn't rouge take over for kitty so they could treat her hell that's what they were going to do but cut her out for some stupid reason.
2:32 Superman just gave spoilers for Endgame before even Endgame came.
finally someone who gets it why did i scroll down this harder for this