+WALTERRIFIC It might be part of a trend. Not the "...because I'm Batman!" meme but because I see more creators (okay, so far only two) trying to point out how ridiculous it has gotten. Maybe its just a horribly mistaken impression on my part, but it seems like more fans (and writers) take "...because I'm Batman!" as a serious justification so that Batman can do anything.
+Kami-sama no Otaku we've all lived long enough to know that batman basically prepares for virtually any outcome, so him magically shrinking in the presence of ant-man doesn't really surprise me. the "because I'm batman" is better than just saying "i reverse engineered the ant-man suit to be used by me in the event of any emergency" when it's just as easily explained with "because I'm batman" it implies that being batman makes you prepare for everything. everything.
+TheBrilliantAndAmazingGamer Batman *attempts* to prepare for everything, but he isn't perfect. He isn't all knowing. Plus there are the things you just can't prepare for... but Batman fanatics insist that doesn't apply to him. Instead people try to build him up because "He's a normal human!" but in reality, he's basically a superhuman with powers that affect reality... like nearly all protagonists. It is just that because of lacking overt super powers, it is a lot more obvious than the guy who survives being shot because his skin is amazingly damage resistant or because he's got a mutant healing factor. I recommend trying to run Batman in a role-playing game like GURPS. When you go to build this human that has no "super powers" you realize he costs so many Character Points he's on part with demigods of legend.
+Kami-sama no Otaku They actually did in the latest comics In Superman/Batman Lois Lane wants to shrink down to go inside Kandor which is a miniature City of Krypton and when Superman says "NO" Lois Lane says "Why Batman gets to go??" And Superman says "Well yeah, He is Batman"
technical if you shrank so eould the air in your lungs so there would be about like 30 seconds maby where your voice would be low because the air your breathing is dence
It was also a reference to the ending to Beetlejuice with Michael Keaton where he's flirting and then gets his head shrunken by the witch doctor. Michael Keaton is also Batman. ;)
+panhead maniac Just if you're curious, the "_" key placed just like the asterisk will make itallic writing. _as such_ And the "-" key place as an asterisk will make crossed out writing. -as such- You can do all at once, of course: *_-as such-_*
@@hantregaming5398 lol theres 4 comments NOW and 438 likes so wrong but i guess it was to be expected as you ARE from the past... and soon i will be too...
+ManiaMac1613 Antman and Batman use Fusion Dance from DBZ to become most powerful superhero ever, only to become insignificant because Superman comes in to secure the kill
+ManiaMac1613 no, Lord Dumplin does not waste his time with such petty excuses for man. Superman wears his underwear on the outside for Christs (Dumplins) sake. He would send Beeris to eliminate Superman for him
because i'm batman because i'm ant-man because i'm batman because i'm ant-man because i'm batman because i'm ant-man because i'm batman because i'm ant-man because i'm batman because i'm ant-man because i'm batman because i'm ant-man superman: this could go on for a while
No it's BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!!!! The one you're talking about is the Indian Batman. By the way I'm Indian and NOT being racist It's just how my parents would say it. :/ Any other Indians watching?
I mean, shrinking to an ant's size would be possible with the pym particles principle. But smaller than atoms size? No way. The atoms in you life would be just as big. And mass stays the same
That does bring up the nerdish question. If someone kinda ordinary like Scott has the punch of a bullet when shrunk, how much does Batman's strength increase exponentially if he is shrunk too?
+Ernesto Gamez IV If we would put the DCTV Universe we would have: "MY NAME IS OLIVER QUEEN" "MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN" "MY NAME IS JOHN CONSTANTINE" "MY NAME IS KARA ZOR-EL"
The one thing that bugged me is that he got smaller then an atom. Which is impossible since the suit just makes the atoms come closer together, not get smaller.
+Hiya H But how does he keep breathing if he's smaller than oxygen itself? The only explanation is the pocketful of air in his helmet that shrank with him... *scratches chin*
+Nipple Juice The AoU one was flawed because the movie explained that Jarvis was in the internet blocking Ultron from taking control of, and turning everything off.
All through the movie they talk a hacker that is blocking Ultorn from spreading through the internet. Then when Jarvis evolves into vision they reveal he is the mystery hacker.
+Colby Isham I haven't really noticed a decline in HISHE at all. Not sure what you guys are talking about. I didn't care for the Bat Blood music video, but that doesn't count.
Because he has bigger following then rest of the superhero's and writers are forced to ignore all logic and give him belt that has whatever the plot requires. He's boring.
You mean... Nobody: Literally nobody: No one in the universe: No one in all super hero/villain universes: HISHE Batman: Hey, wanna know my secret identity?
thank you so much HISHE for making that sentence be stuck in my head! HISHE: "why did it got stuck in your head?" me: "BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" _LOL_
+The Fabulous Oak but he says I`M batman, turning "I am" into one word, hence 3 words total. +Blue Whovian i still laugh though. i dont know why its funny but. i. just. keep. laughing. IM NOT ALONE ON THIS SOMEONE BACK ME UP
I was thinking: Ant-Man throws his grow-disc at yellow jacket. He deflects it. Ant-Man realizes that that was useless, and does NOT throw another one. Fast forward to when he goes to the quantum realm. Ant-Man now has TWO grow-discs and therefore somehow finds Hope's mom and brings her and himself back safely. Boom.
Awesome job! But I have one small tweak. There should've been an added scene where Falcon is talking with this woman, trying to find out where Ant-Man is. And when the lady says, "We got a guy who can crawl, who can swing." Falcon says, "I'm looking for... wait, who's this guy you're talking about? He sounds way more interesting and useful."
+Armageddon Soldier spiderman isn't more interesting and useful he is still a teenager running around with a homemade costume. and the climb up walls was the one reference to him. how is some kid that can shoot webs more interesting then a man that can shrink and grow on command?
+Dan Johnson Spiderman is basically captain america on steroids x10. After all he can bench press 10 tons and has reflexes 15x faster than the average adult human. He is pretty useful. Plus he has a fairly high IQ and is hired by Tony Stark because of it.
+Dan Johnson Because Spiderman is still a teen and struggles with average teen problems while making very hard decisions and facing many tough consequences, losing many loved ones but always tries do the right thing no matter what.
TH-cam, I've Come To Bargain i dont. I honestly could care less bro XD Im not really that type of commenter. I just comment to actually be somewhat active in my channel because i cant post videos.
Ant-Man: Don't make me shrink now, come across this table, and punch you in the face! Batman: Bring it on! *Shrinks* Everyone: *Gasp* Superman: How? Mini Batman: Because I'm Batman!!
I don't care, Luis was my favorite part. I mean I like the whole movie, but luis was funny, especially because I know people like that. that got to tell you the whole details and whatnot.
flatlinerking ok, but my comment wasn't down playing that...during the time we see him doing wine tasting, he goes into a thing of telephone about information that he gather through friends and family, it was hilarious. I was damn near tears during that part, so I kind have to stand by my statement of that being my favorite part of the movie.
"...how?" "Because I'm Batman!" Honestly did not see that coming.
+WALTERRIFIC It might be part of a trend. Not the "...because I'm Batman!" meme but because I see more creators (okay, so far only two) trying to point out how ridiculous it has gotten. Maybe its just a horribly mistaken impression on my part, but it seems like more fans (and writers) take "...because I'm Batman!" as a serious justification so that Batman can do anything.
+Kami-sama no Otaku we've all lived long enough to know that batman basically prepares for virtually any outcome, so him magically shrinking in the presence of ant-man doesn't really surprise me. the "because I'm batman" is better than just saying "i reverse engineered the ant-man suit to be used by me in the event of any emergency" when it's just as easily explained with "because I'm batman" it implies that being batman makes you prepare for everything.
everything.
+TheBrilliantAndAmazingGamer Batman *attempts* to prepare for everything, but he isn't perfect. He isn't all knowing. Plus there are the things you just can't prepare for... but Batman fanatics insist that doesn't apply to him. Instead people try to build him up because "He's a normal human!" but in reality, he's basically a superhuman with powers that affect reality... like nearly all protagonists. It is just that because of lacking overt super powers, it is a lot more obvious than the guy who survives being shot because his skin is amazingly damage resistant or because he's got a mutant healing factor.
I recommend trying to run Batman in a role-playing game like GURPS. When you go to build this human that has no "super powers" you realize he costs so many Character Points he's on part with demigods of legend.
+Kami-sama no Otaku
They actually did in the latest comics
In Superman/Batman
Lois Lane wants to shrink down to go inside Kandor which is a miniature City of Krypton and when Superman says "NO"
Lois Lane says "Why Batman gets to go??"
And Superman says "Well yeah, He is Batman"
+WALTERRIFIC HOLY SHIT WALTER IS HERE! ITS THE SECOND COMING!
Even after all these years "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!" is still hilarious
ikr
It always will
so true
i freakin cant get enough of that
BECUSE IM NOT BATMAN
This has been the funniest ending in all of the How It Should've Ended Movies.
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This was absolutely epic. X3
Truttle Bear Ikr? I almost dropped my phone xD
I think the hobbit series are the best
Blue Squid agree
I AGREE!!!
why'd you come down here? BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!
"I respect your decision! Follow your dreams!" the best advice right there
Tiny Batman with helium voice made me lol. For real.
technical if you shrank so eould the air in your lungs so there would be about like 30 seconds maby where your voice would be low because the air your breathing is dence
+Rob Takacs Yeah it made me laugh so much!
Yes
It was also a reference to the ending to Beetlejuice with Michael Keaton where he's flirting and then gets his head shrunken by the witch doctor. Michael Keaton is also Batman. ;)
The.Tuxedo.Cat
I'll have to watch that again, been a while since I've seen it :)
I can't stop replaying that ending. XD
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!"
*can't
+Christina “Prankster” Watson "BECAUSE I'M ANTMAN!"
+Christina “Prankster” Watson xD So TRUEEEE
Me too!
same! 😂
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEVER GET SICK OF THAT! XDD
I am Groot.
BECAUSE I'M ANTMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What the...? Hey, no fair! You can’t just use my catchphrase! I say that!
We are Venom.
One of the best because I'm bat man's ever.
Batman *Shrinks*
Superman: What how!?
Batman:Because I'm batman.
because he is bylatman
ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵐ ᴮᵃᵗᵐᵃᶰ﹗
The high pitch makes it so hilarious that I feel compelled to watch it over and over
Batman has his own kind of shrinking technology in his utility belt
@@M4A1BestGirl same
I lost it when Batman shrunk.
+Tissan Young same here
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^^^^^^
+Tissan Young
Same!
+Tissan Young same
"Because I'm Batman!"
Aww he sounds as cute as Baby Groot
+Qcipher BECAUSE IM BAT ANT
+Waffle Muncher BECAUSE IM ANTBAT
+Qcipher BECAUSE I'M ANTMAN!!!!!Pardon my random interruption (may have misspelled that
hahahhahahahaha xD LOL
sick rhymes
ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵐ ᴮᵃᵗᵐᵃᶰ﹗
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
+Sky Storm BECAUSE HES BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
+Bat Man i am groot
Because I'm Ant Man
I had a feeling Batman would ask Hope “Hey! Wanna know my secret identity?” 😂
Kaylin Lugo 4:23 he did
ItzXReverse What about 4:22 hahaha
He actually did it
I was waiting for that as well
Yeah
(Tiny voice) BECAUSE IM BAT MAN!
ObiwanMchighground I am Groot
Alex Tomasek I am Steve rogers
ObiwanMchighground 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
and i'm Tony Stark
ObiwanMchighground I AM IRON MAN
*Most common quotes from HISHE shorts*
Supercafe: 'Because I'm Batman."
Villain Pub: "You looked sooo much better in the 80s..."
Hey, wanna know my secret identity?
Another common quote from the villain pub: heroes are so annoying 😑
@@rishianand_ wanna know how I got these scars?
Oh, I know your secret identity alright. It’s Bruce Wayne!
The best part is in the cafe. *tiny Batman voice* "Because I'm Batman."
oh, so that's what the asterisk does,
+panhead maniac Just if you're curious, the "_" key placed just like the asterisk will make itallic writing.
_as such_
And the "-" key place as an asterisk will make crossed out writing.
-as such-
You can do all at once, of course:
*_-as such-_*
+Rozwarty Czwarty -sick dude-
+panhead maniac or at 4:22
+panhead maniac or at 4:22
"I'm in, Mr. Pym."
This is why punctuation is soooo important.
FullBring88 why are you inside hank
@@Wolf-uq1ko wait what
333 like and 3 comments
@@hantregaming5398
Op comment is 1 year ago
@@hantregaming5398 lol theres 4 comments NOW and 438 likes so wrong but i guess it was to be expected as you ARE from the past... and soon i will be too...
Still the funniest ending
its just a max The Best
its just a max relatable
That last part with batman cracks me up every time XD
Same
Me to
Me too
+freddie thorne me 5
They'll get tired of it. They all do.
😈
Am I the only one who rewatches it only for the "BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!"?
+Jada Ward oh cool x)
Me to I come back all the time just for that part
over, and over, and over again XD
Me too😂😂
Slade Wilson no
My favorite HISHE ever. Best quote, "Tom Cruise does his own stunts you know. He hung off the side of a plane. We could of done that, but with ants.
*kood uv
The original Ant-Man and Wasp hung on the side of the rocket 🚀... to diffuse the rocket.
Mission Ant-possible
Batman vs antman confirmed
Thats unfair, nobody matches THE BAT!!
+Mahmoud Kahilan Except the Spider-man.
+Gray Fox Batman will win, the true question is whos side will the avengers pick.
But then Batman comes back to life again and saves the day, BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!!!!!!
+Gray Fox
#Clegantbowl!
Because I'm BANT-man!
+ManiaMac1613 shit man, you're gunna break the internet you put comments like that! Careful!
+ManiaMac1613 because you're banter man?
+ManiaMac1613 Antman and Batman use Fusion Dance from DBZ to become most powerful superhero ever, only to become insignificant because Superman comes in to secure the kill
Phillie Flyer Then Dumplin comes in and kills the shit out of Superman.
+ManiaMac1613 no, Lord Dumplin does not waste his time with such petty excuses for man. Superman wears his underwear on the outside for Christs (Dumplins) sake. He would send Beeris to eliminate Superman for him
Are we really still asking "How?" when we're around Batman?
your profile makes me laugh XD
It's what I do.
+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Are you Merth?
You should change your name to Just Some Guy With A Mustache, A Tattoo, and Blue Hair.
+Just Some Guy with a Mustache Oh hey Jellal...
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
because i'm batman
because i'm ant-man
superman: this could go on for a while
I'm Mary Poppins y'all!
I am Groot!
I am Steve Rogers!
And I...am...Iron Man!
I’m the man behind the slaughter
@@TrueDeathblacK YOU. ARE. A. TOY!!!
I'm the guy in the chair!
Somewhere Ray Palmer is looking for his missing shrink belt.
Did he set it to Wumbo?
+BrickBuster2552 That made my day :D
Poor Atom.
+Nam Nguyen That.. is fucking genius.
I think he's too busy trying to get into Felicity Smoak's servers.
How?!?
BECAUSE I'M BAT MAN!
+Khadija Ch. Bant Man
+Khadija Ch. i feel pretty nerdy that my mind went right to "because i borrowed the atom's belt"
+Biotrekhalo how did you do that
dunnu dundundunduna duna duna duna.. BATMAN!
+Khadija Ch. Every time, every freaking time ! So hilarious. Hishe you just Batman even cooler !
"My suit!"
"My servers!"
"My data!"
"MY CABBAGES!"
Skye Dennis Murphy haha. Avatar 😂
I understood that reference!
Love that one.
Anyone who hasn't seen Avatar be like:
"Wait, what?"
Comment awards 2018
Nobody:
Batman: "*Hey you wanna know my secret identity?*"
I read this as that part showed, made it 10 times better.
*in his little voice
we already know bruce
no pls
*"You screwed it up dude."*
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN" the reason I'm a BATMAN fan
the reasom im a batman fan bcoz he's batman
+THE LONE WOLF I hear ya Lol XD
"because I'm batman" the phrase annoying fanboys use and the reason I despise batman
+TheDelta016 -- Shouldn't blame the character for it. He doesn't actually say "Because I'm Batman" in comics, movie, or TV.
+Ben Culture but in the Batman with George Clooney he does say simply "I'm batman"
*BECAUSE I AM THE BATMAN!!!!!*
No it's BECAUSE I AM BATMAN!!!!!! The one you're talking about is the Indian Batman.
By the way I'm Indian and NOT being racist It's just how my parents would say it. :/ Any other Indians watching?
I am brazilian
BRASIL PORRAAAAA
Because I'm brät man
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I believe every clicked the like button when the saw Batman shrink and, in a high pitch voice, yell: BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!! XD IT WAS THE BEST!!!
yep
How the fuck did u know??????
Cuz i'm HUNTRESS
so true
Mya Harden HEY PERSON
3:48
Best “because I am Batman” moment
Nah the doomsday one was the best
Hmm agreed
Edit: yes I am ready to reply to any of my comments immediately
Superman has his eyes closed the entire time
I lost it when tiny batman yelled
ØØØØØØØhhhhhhhh...
Same
Arfur Fooksake SAME
I am Ant-Man!
+Jon Bailey Please say this in your next video with your epic voice xD
Do it brah!
now we wait for Batman
+Jon Bailey I am Batman!
Tommy Philipsen No, you're not.
He called his own daughter hot lmao.
LOL!!
Just like in the Ant-man and Wasp
Weird
You shouldn't laugh your a__ off because you only have one
Howard The Alien reminds me of a certain president.
4:22 that ant-batman gruffly voice "Hey! wanna know my secret identity?" killed me 😂
'You say 'I'm Ant-Man'? That's weird.'
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
+Batman I second that!
+The Batman I TRRRRIPPLE THAT!! Wait im not batman...hmmm.....
+Batman *Batmen.
+Lucu Vandiver Just nvm them cause THEYRE BATMANNNNNNS
*****
Because that's Robins job.
The better question is:
How did the coffee mug shrink with him!!!!
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAANN!!!
Anthony Botelho love your answer😂😂😂
Well, he IS Batman. Anything is possible with Batman. (Except for him finding a lover that won't die after each movie)
Claptrap Class because he's batman
Claptrap Class i know
because hes batman
I like the ending with batman
same
everything ends with Batman
but its halarius
no doubt
because i'm batman
I just love when Luis said
"I respect your decision "
"go follow your dreams "
THIS IS THE BEST "BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!' EVER
Which one they’re all great
Damn! Batman was prepared for even ant man. You just can't stop wondering what batman can't do.
u should look at his bat belt
go back in time and stop his parent's murder
AliveBut BarelyBreathing Won't work.
the most powerful hero ever
he literally has no limitations
just by saying BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
Of course no one can't. Because he's Batman!
Mission Impossible: This time with Ants
#1 movie quote "BECAUSE I'M ANT-MAN"
Superman is like so done with batman
+Annie L Hank says "CUZ IM ANTMAN" Scott say " umm u are old Antman and I'm the new Antman" Hank says" WELL CUZ IM OLD ANTMAN"
+Annie L No, the best quote was "Baskin Robins always finds out."
batman: shrinks onto the table. Everyone else: how? Batman in a really high pitched voice: because im batman!!!! I almost died!
Did Batman steal the shrinking parts from the Ant man suit?
@@wiggins1008 no he can just do it because he is batman
"How do you carry that tank around anyways?"
PYM PARTICLES SON
PLAYED COLLEGE BALL
The mass stays the same. Film Theory. It's practically impossible
+SpectreGray hank even says that the formula only shortens distance between molecules, mass stays the same in that scenario
Vote Pym for senator.
I mean, shrinking to an ant's size would be possible with the pym particles principle. But smaller than atoms size? No way. The atoms in you life would be just as big. And mass stays the same
Dude. That was GREAT.
Was it really?
it really was.
+Michael Forde (michaforde) It really really was.
++How It Should Have Ended you are not hishe
++How It Should Have Ended Reported
That does bring up the nerdish question. If someone kinda ordinary like Scott has the punch of a bullet when shrunk, how much does Batman's strength increase exponentially if he is shrunk too?
Yeah... Would he be able to stop crime easier?
realafan888 god damn and he could already rip a sink of the wall...so...just...damn
Let's just say it's like being shot with 5 Dragunovs in the arm
Nah, for him the rules of the shrunken tank apply, so he'll hit like a sissy.
Infinity glove x 60 level
4:06 "You are a toy!"
Wrong! I’m Ant-Man.
Oops! My bad!
Andrew Rhodes *le gasp*
Hey! I'm Batman! You wanna know my secret identity?
I love that extra scene. Possibly my favourite one so far
Woody: "YOU, ARE, A, TOOOOY!!" Ant-Man: "No, i'm Ant-Man." *Grows Taller*
Lol
Woody: HUMAN!
*gasp*
*plays pretend*
Antman: -_-
"Anty's coming!"
I would pay a lot of money to see Batman with shrinking powers. +Kevin Conroy with a high pitched voice as the actor. What more could you ask for?
FlareWiz BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!! that is what u should ask for bro
FlareWiz it is possible because dc has Atom... And he can borrow his technology to Batman....
This didn't aged well
Rip Kevin Conroy 😞
Mini batman is the best hahahahahahahaha
Wanna know why? BECAUSE I'M BATMAANN!!!
ᴮᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᶦ'ᵐ ᴮᵃᵗᵐᵃᶰ﹗
you wanna know my ... secret identity?
Samuel Wallace It's Batman, isn't it? XDDD
he's like baby groot here xd
1:11 poor Luis he literally lost everything and still went to pick up his old buddy
"I'M ANTMAN!"
'I'M GROOT!"
"I'M IRONMAN!"
"BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
+Ernesto Gamez IV Sorry to be that guy but it's "I AM GROOT!" and only that unless the "I" is replaced by "WE".
Top 10s 'N' Tributes Lol sorry xD
Also it's "I am Iron Man."
+Ernesto Gamez IV you just mind fucked me. Thanks
+Ernesto Gamez IV If we would put the DCTV Universe we would have:
"MY NAME IS OLIVER QUEEN"
"MY NAME IS BARRY ALLEN"
"MY NAME IS JOHN CONSTANTINE"
"MY NAME IS KARA ZOR-EL"
batmans tiny voice is adorable lol
"batmans tiny voice is adorable lol" It's terribly terribly cute.
Batman vs superman screw that batman vs antman
+ravingrabbit so, two tiny people fist fighting...?
yeah
+Laihsun Chan I'd like to imagine that, that would be awesome.
+Lawrentus if he has a big enough weeny
Lawrentus BECOSE HE IS ANTMAN
“I RESPECT YOUR DECISION”
Some could call it mission antposible
Get out. NOW. Your banned from TH-cam.
+Skylar You're
+dialga reshiram uhh I think your lost. Oh! I know what your trying to find.YGS is on the next street.
+Skylar 2قع
+Searching4Slender Nice slenderman profile I love slender man ^^
Batman never ceases/ fails to amaze me 😂😂😂
Your profile pic!!! Logang4Life
OK THE ENDING MADE THIS VIDEO THE FUNNIEST OF THEM ALL!!!
it was hilarious
Yea
That it is
I agree
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
Luis: I respect your decision, follow your dreams
Man he is a damn good buddy
when batman went tiny, holy shit, i lost it.
Same here. I busted a gut on that one. LOL
CogitoErgoCogitoSum
BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAANNN!!!
really never gets old
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAAAAAANNNN
...but probably also because he stole the Atom's shrinking belt.
Batman:Can I tell you why I can shrink?
Ant-Man:Why?
Batman:BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
Ant-Man:I'M ANT-MAN
+Joe-Francis Kiaga BECAUSE I'M BATMAN
The one thing that bugged me is that he got smaller then an atom.
Which is impossible since the suit just makes the atoms come closer together, not get smaller.
+legorig That's what the regulator is for. When that goes kaput, even the atoms start to shrink.
Hiya H alright
+Hiya H That.... actually makes sense.
+Hiya H But how does he keep breathing if he's smaller than oxygen itself? The only explanation is the pocketful of air in his helmet that shrank with him... *scratches chin*
Kyle Grodkowski Actually, yeah. You just answered your own question.
" I respect your decision ....... Follow your dreams" nicest thing can friend say .... This warms my heart
“Follow Your Dreams!”
Sad that most comments about batman, not that nice mexican buddy
BECAUSE I'M ANT-MAN!!!!!
What the- you can't just- that's my- I say that
Wait you say I'm Ant-Man? That's weird?
No, I say Batman, because I'm Batman. I'M BATMAN
IM BATMAN!!!!!!!
And I'm Ant-Man
Bateman: BRING IT
"Shrinks down to ant size"
Everyone: h-how?
Bateman: (in a tiny voice) BECAUSE IM BATMAN!!!!
Me: lmao
Bolt Fantasticated who tf is Bateman?
CmdRecruit wym
Who the heck is Bateman
Bolt Fantasticated that made me laugh so hard
Cringe.
2:27 so we took the place out, shrunk back the tank and nobody understood what the heck happened...
Still my favorite line in HISHE history😂
*tiny voice*
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN!
That was hilarious😂
I'm dying of laughter because of the ending 😂😂
did you die?// hope not! ha-ha
I called the 911. An ambulance will arrive shortly to help you.
+Shannon Cullen me too
+Shannon Cullen you are a toy
"Hey. Do you wanna know my… secret identity?"
When Batman shrunk that just killed me
"Because I'm Batmaaaan" xD
You and me both
Do a antman and the wasp how it should have ended
They already did one when you commented
That cafe dialogue... priceless. :D
They seem to have those at the end of every How That Superhero Movie Should've Ended.
+Cameron McEwen That is their shtick.
+Cameron McEwen Because it's awesome!
This one was actually pretty good. Haven't seen a good HISHE in a while.
+Nipple Juice The AoU one was flawed because the movie explained that Jarvis was in the internet blocking Ultron from taking control of, and turning everything off.
+Nipple Juice Why? he is right.
All through the movie they talk a hacker that is blocking Ultorn from spreading through the internet. Then when Jarvis evolves into vision they reveal he is the mystery hacker.
+Colby Isham I haven't really noticed a decline in HISHE at all. Not sure what you guys are talking about.
I didn't care for the Bat Blood music video, but that doesn't count.
+Snakie Whaaaattt? Batblood was hilarious, so well done.
hahahah batman shrinks! you wanna know why ??? lol
+SuperShah201 utility belt im guessing
Not at all.
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
Daniel Smith
DAMN RIGHT!
But he was Antman.
*Ant Voice* "BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAN!"
ME: LMFAOOOOOOO 😂😂
Batman is by far the most op superhero why..............
because he´s batmaaaaan!
D.B.A GAMING CUZ HES BATMAAAAAAAAN!!!!!
CAUSE HE BOOTMAN!!!!!
D.B.A GAMING Cause he's Bruce Wayne
I mean, Batman
Because he has bigger following then rest of the superhero's and writers are forced to ignore all logic and give him belt that has whatever the plot requires. He's boring.
The last part made me laugh so much.
Ikr
yes
Yeah xD I literally wet myself
+KingOfShooters *in high voice* BECAUSE IM BATMAN!! Tiny TINY batman.
BECAUSE IM BATMAN!
Superman: What how
Batman: Because I'm batman
I think I woke up My friends by laughing so hard
same here
Lol
Same!
Do you mean that your friends were sleeping?!
Yep
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Nobody in the galaxy:
Nobody in the universe:
HISHE Batman: Because I'm batman!
You mean...
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
No one in the universe:
No one in all super hero/villain universes:
HISHE Batman: Hey, wanna know my secret identity?
Please don't
BECAUSE I'M BATMAN lol BATMAN is genius
"Shouldn't that tank weigh like 60 tons?"
30.2 actually, but it's still impressive that Hank could carry it.
CommissarWallace actually it is a t-34 Russian tank and it weighs about 26.5 tons
R/whooooosh
Lol why is every female that was on Superhero Cafe sitting beside Batman
+yang hon BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN
+yang hon we all know BECAUSE ..................... they like batman
Luke Strunk I knew that was coming...
Jordan Wheeler or the other way around hmm
yang hon i might know what you mean
When Scott goes back to prison: You don't understand! I have a daughter... that makes it okay for me to break the law! I'm not a bad person!
They SO should’ve done that😄
Bring IT !! What ?!? How ?!? BECAUSE IM BAT MAN !!!!
Whatever.
And I'M ANT-MAN!!!
Quit saying that! I heard you the first time!
@@Spidoor13 I know you did. You wanna how I knew? BECAUSE I'M ANT-MAN!!
Batman: Well, I am Batman!
Hope: Oh, my gosh!
thank you so much HISHE for making that sentence be stuck in my head!
HISHE: "why did it got stuck in your head?"
me: "BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
_LOL_
L
***** fight meh
*****
spooderman uses scratch. it's super effective.
I hate pokemon
Yolo GamerJack uses BAZOOKA kills everyone
How can 3 words be sooo funny. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
BECAUSE HE'S BATMAN!!!!
+Batman please stop i cant control my self im dying
+Tammy C. Actualll it´s 4 Words: Because I am Batman. Just sayin.
+The Fabulous Oak but he says I`M batman, turning "I am" into one word, hence 3 words total.
+Blue Whovian i still laugh though. i dont know why its funny but. i. just. keep. laughing. IM NOT ALONE ON THIS SOMEONE BACK ME UP
It's funny, but still.
I was thinking:
Ant-Man throws his grow-disc at yellow jacket. He deflects it. Ant-Man realizes that that was useless, and does NOT throw another one. Fast forward to when he goes to the quantum realm. Ant-Man now has TWO grow-discs and therefore somehow finds Hope's mom and brings her and himself back safely. Boom.
I'm Batman
Imma Mario
I am Ironman
I am Groot
I'm Ant-Man
I'm Batman!
Imma Mario!
I am Ironman!
I am Groot!
I'm Ant-man!
EPIC BATTLE!
Oh, i forgot Ant-Man
+Campbell Sloan I'm BATMAN
+Campbell Sloan yeah, but i was too busy writing i am groot to remember him
+Gaboseries No you're not Because I'm BATMAN!!!!
+Gaboseries AND IM SUPERMAN!
Awesome job! But I have one small tweak. There should've been an added scene where Falcon is talking with this woman, trying to find out where Ant-Man is. And when the lady says, "We got a guy who can crawl, who can swing." Falcon says, "I'm looking for... wait, who's this guy you're talking about? He sounds way more interesting and useful."
+Armageddon Soldier spiderman isn't more interesting and useful he is still a teenager running around with a homemade costume. and the climb up walls was the one reference to him. how is some kid that can shoot webs more interesting then a man that can shrink and grow on command?
Dan Johnson You must really dislike Spider-Man.
Armageddon Soldier not at all just a stretch to say hes more interesting and useful then antman.
+Dan Johnson
Spiderman is basically captain america on steroids x10. After all he can bench press 10 tons and has reflexes 15x faster than the average adult human.
He is pretty useful.
Plus he has a fairly high IQ and is hired by Tony Stark because of it.
+Dan Johnson Because Spiderman is still a teen and struggles with average teen problems while making very hard decisions and facing many tough consequences, losing many loved ones but always tries do the right thing no matter what.
* tiny voice * BECAUSE I'M BATMAAAAAN
what is the point of commenting what was said in the video? for some likes???
TH-cam, I've Come To I just wanted to quote a line from the video because I liked it. :| I don't see how that can be so much of a fucking problem.
admit it you wanted likes :p
TH-cam, I've Come To Bargain i dont. I honestly could care less bro XD Im not really that type of commenter. I just comment to actually be somewhat active in my channel because i cant post videos.
your the best person i've ever met :p
i understand YOU but the others are just doing it for likes.
Ant-Man: Don't make me shrink now, come across this table, and punch you in the face!
Batman: Bring it on! *Shrinks*
Everyone: *Gasp*
Superman: How?
Mini Batman: Because I'm Batman!!
Batman: I too can shrink size because I got PalmerTech
because i'm batman never gets old lol
1:07 "I respect your decision, follow your dreams"
He’s so sweet 😭😭
That goo gun scene was way too disturbing!!
+MJk Slasher IKR....c'mon, who uses LAMBS for science experiments....that was just extremely sadistic
+Miss Ellys Exactly something HYDRA would use!
HAIL HYDRA!
It was gross
HAIL HYDRA *****!
Oh my god the tiny "Hey, wanna know my secret identity?" at the very end XDDD
I don't care, Luis was my favorite part. I mean I like the whole movie, but luis was funny, especially because I know people like that. that got to tell you the whole details and whatnot.
I agree
+kawaiisweetgirl And he just improv-ed most of those lines
You are aware that louis is a super sophisticated guy.... Wine tasting, art exhibitions and the sort
Jenifer Joseph that makes even better because it works so well for the comedic portion of the movie.
flatlinerking ok, but my comment wasn't down playing that...during the time we see him doing wine tasting, he goes into a thing of telephone about information that he gather through friends and family, it was hilarious. I was damn near tears during that part, so I kind have to stand by my statement of that being my favorite part of the movie.
Isn't anyone gonna talk about the Toy Story end? It was hilarious! XD
+Elena Gagatsia Agree
I love how as soon as he reveals himself they all drop dead lol
+Elena Gagatsia Na the movie sucked too much
Travis Romig I never said anything about the movie itself
Sidewalk Traffic
I mainly do not like personifying toys(or other things) unless you want to explain it with magic.
lol I lost it at tiny Batman
+ShadowBanana Same!!
+ShadowBanana it was the shaking...
marxman__1839 and the voice
ShadowBanana yep
+ShadowBanana I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15minutes
0:09 that hexagonal stop sign feels so wrong.