This is honestly how I imagine any seance that actually worked would be. You'd summon the spirit of some great scientist or philosopher and then end up with an hour of awkward conversation
"Yeah, I came up with general relativity... We all know that, but really can you check up on Charise n Phil for me? She never seemed to pay enough attention to him, and he looks an awful lot like the mailman... I'd deal with this myself but.... yanno.... dead and all. Here, you do this for me and I'll talk to you about whatever you want for 20 minutes. I'll give you a full, well nearly full 20 minutes to ask me whatever you want. But I really want you play Nancy Drew, and discover whether my life was a lie or a joke... I lack a corporeal body friendo, give me a break. Also, let my haunt you while you get a sandwich from that place on the corner of 53rd and 3rd that I loved. I can't remember the name."
That's generally WHY no one comes to graveyards, as a rule. If you DON'T wanna see Ghosts, why the hell would you EVER go to their main meeting place!? A graveyard is practically Ghosts Grand Central Station, every body LEGALLY buried, is at one or the other of these burial grounds.
@@jay_____ber Yes, but, every ghost feeling lonely and forgotten, wants to believe, You came to visit THEM, then, when they realize you didn't, wants to get PISSED OFF! Dude, You're DEAD: NOW is NOT the time to cop an attitude!
this is funny and sad at the same time. Sometimes we dont realize how much we mean for certain people, or how much they mean to us until we lose them. 😢
@@Tikorous No, he married a jewish woman and got handed a few major productions. That's how it works in hollywood. Jordan didn't actually have anything to do with the movies- he was simply assigned to them.
His grandfather was a clown though! The flowers were part of his best act, how he could make them squirter or water right into the little kids face. Why do you hate clowns so much??
I love when they just decide to have Key with hair in some sketches even though it would probably still be funny if they just left him bald. Like just seems so random sometimes lol..
After the "You came here to see your grandfather I get it ... What are you talking about" exchange, I wish right there he would have said "yeah, you only have one thing of flowers are you trying to tell me that you didn't bring your grandfather any, just me???, Yeah Right look, just save it ok just save it" w his classic exaggerated gestures😁
I have no trouble asking "Do I know you?", since I can always continue that "I have face blindness, everyone who knows me even a little bit knows that. So if you don't know that, we apparently don't know each other very well".
Damn Stuart is gonna haunt the Creepiest day'll in his maybe daughters bedroom, that's pretty petty against someone you haven't seen since the 8th grade lol.
I dont think this is a legit comedy central channel. The comedy central channel and the UK comedy central channel has the verification mark yet none of these spin off channels do. I think they are just uploading videos from the official channel and the key and peele channel.
After Seinfeld finished, Larry David the co-creator of Seinfeld wanted to make a sitcom about Jackie Chiles. However they rejected the proposal. I think it would have been good.
*“I’m probably gonna haunt you for the rest of your life & if you have a daughter, I’m gonna posses the creepiest doll in her bedroom. Just so you know”* omfg the pettiness lol 😂
"Been there, done that!" I've had some creepy busts, which, I assumed, were thrown away, from a funeral home, practicing facial reconstruction techniques on them. After they were around, for bout a week, strange things started happening, like a black cat, appearing and disappointing in the house, my sister receiving a Devil Doll, from one of my mother's clients, the closet where I kept them door of which, KEPT on opening, when I was the ONLY one around! Didn't believe in Ghosts up to the time these, and, other things started happening, NOW, I can see now there just might be something to ghosts and hauntings!
Ty, for quoting the video we all just watched. Evwryone, but you missed that part. Also, thank you for adding tons of substance with ur well thought out comment.
As somebody that sees spirits since i was 11, this is so funny & inaccurate in anyway, mostly spirits don't have this energy to do anything, they literally take weeks, months to be able to communicate & it's so funny seeing him hyper as a spirit lol
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous
The meaning is that sometimes when we wish someone to come back to live that would happen but we wouldn’t even care about that we would just want the person alive that’s maybe what it try’s to show
The way he threw the flowers on the ground was priceless
No you're fucking priceless!
@@skylerwagner3289 - nah bro, i think he has a price! Hopefully, it’s significantly higher than minimum wage!
I know!! It was like 8 feet from the tombstone lmao
The way he picked them up was even more priceless. "I'm just gonna....."🤣🤣🤣
@@Bacnow how much higher do you think
“Who gets killed by a Boulder these days?”
Consequences
Lmfao!!!!!
As many people as get killed by cougars. Pretty much zero. Meanwhile: Coconuts kill 100/year.
@@randomgrinn the consequences joke from another k&p video is the reference
CONSEQUENCES! hahaha Love that skit!
😂 u got me
Lmao a ghost being concerned about LinkedIn 😂
And was in 8th grade when he died.
@@WhaattUpp u don't know math real well huh? His gravestone had the years he lived on it and it was way more than 14
who doesnt?
u thought it was an ACHTUAL ghost???? OMG its a skit 😂
was linkedIn even around in 2007? lol
I've seen this sketch about 4 times and the " Ms Lacey's class I know I know " never fails to crack me up
0:45
@@lanocondo Yup lmaoo
th-cam.com/video/M0hAZJx28nc/w-d-xo.html
Shut uo
It's the I obviously know wut you're talkin bout but really don't head nodding 4 me lmao 🤣
"when I see linkedin I just delete it without even checking"
sooo true
Is it me or is comedy central trying to monetize like 5 accounts. 😂
@@zukundus8987 because no other media in the history of humanity has ever thought of making their content worldwide before squidgame...
Its you
They probably have 7 accounts. One each continent.
I didn't even know there was a comedy central Africa until today
Lol 😂
The Linked In joke was a touch of genius.
It's hilarious because even 10 years ago people were already ignoring LinkedIn invites.
AND THEN you called him, "Stevie". Double haunting. Lol
I was looking for for someone that mentioned that haha
😂😂 Stuart is really petty they haven’t talked to each other since the 8th grade
Probably that's why no one visits his grave. His petty ass probably shoved his existence down people's throats when he was alive
Well he did try to Send him a LinkedIn
@I OFFER YOU THIS Savage
uh he died in 8th grade so yeah that's how a kid is supposed to be
@@aurboda he didn't die in the eighth grade. Rewatch.
its funny at first, and then became sad, and then shit escalated to horror faster than the speed of light
it really did didn't it? haha
what shit??
I did
Its very funny all of it
This is honestly how I imagine any seance that actually worked would be. You'd summon the spirit of some great scientist or philosopher and then end up with an hour of awkward conversation
th-cam.com/video/6n8LdHRifOk/w-d-xo.html
So like... molecules, right?... Wild stuff, when ya, y'know, like, think about it, and stuff...
_Yeah, yeah. No, yeah, that's true..._
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which tells you it's all fake. if people had magic powers there would be carnage
Imagine a ghost scientist helping out on finding more about afterlife
"Yeah, I came up with general relativity... We all know that, but really can you check up on Charise n Phil for me? She never seemed to pay enough attention to him, and he looks an awful lot like the mailman... I'd deal with this myself but.... yanno.... dead and all. Here, you do this for me and I'll talk to you about whatever you want for 20 minutes. I'll give you a full, well nearly full 20 minutes to ask me whatever you want. But I really want you play Nancy Drew, and discover whether my life was a lie or a joke... I lack a corporeal body friendo, give me a break. Also, let my haunt you while you get a sandwich from that place on the corner of 53rd and 3rd that I loved. I can't remember the name."
Every line in this is brilliantly written and executed.
This further proves you can still have awkward interactions in the afterlife. I low key got sad when he said no one comes to see him. 😢
it also proves you can age. he died in 8th grade.. why is he a full grown man LOL
@@pvic6959 🤯Yessss Good catch!
@@pvic6959 No, he died at age 29. They knew each other in 8th grade and had not seen each other since then.
At least he should have been allowed into heaven where his spirit can be loved than left on earth to suffer loneliness and being forgotten.
@@pvic6959 Do You See The Year Of Birth-Death *On The Tombstone* ?
Siri, add “visit dead friends graves” on my To-Do list.
Someone from ur high school class that u have'nt sent a message to in 15 yrs ?
This is kinda sad, dude was dead, lying nowhere for 3 weeks, and no one comes visit him in the graveyard
if he stayed around for 3 weeks, clearly no one cared about him :/
That's generally WHY no one comes to graveyards, as a rule. If you DON'T wanna see Ghosts, why the hell would you EVER go to their main meeting place!? A graveyard is practically Ghosts Grand Central Station, every body LEGALLY buried, is at one or the other of these burial grounds.
@@petergant1379 to visit their dead loved ones..?
@@jay_____ber Yes, but, every ghost feeling lonely and forgotten, wants to believe, You came to visit THEM, then, when they realize you didn't, wants to get PISSED OFF! Dude, You're DEAD: NOW is NOT the time to cop an attitude!
I would LOVE to see this as a fully fleshed-out movie, I think, if done well, it'd be something I'd like to see!
They do have a movie its Ghost
"I'm gonna possess the creepiest doll in her bedroom" 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
this is funny and sad at the same time. Sometimes we dont realize how much we mean for certain people, or how much they mean to us until we lose them. 😢
"And then that's what everyone was talking about" 💀💀🤣🤣
Key & Peele are the best. Been a fan since their MadTV days. Gonna binge their newer stuff, fell behind.
"Nonono wait stevie stevie... STUART" 🤣😂🤣😂I died
They're both such incredible actors. I'd be interested to see them do some dramatic work
Peele has directed some serious movies
Madtv
same. i plan on casting Jordan if I can get my shit together. somebody will before i ever get off my ass lol
@@Tikorous No, he married a jewish woman and got handed a few major productions. That's how it works in hollywood. Jordan didn't actually have anything to do with the movies- he was simply assigned to them.
@@Connection-Lost based
Being named Stuart gives this sketch a funnier hit for some reason
I would love another skit where he gets a daughter and he is dealing with the ghost 😂😂😂 and he's like can you please get over your death please! 😂
lol what?!?!! lolololol
Lol you’re like the skit they do with the guys trying to improve the skits
Getting over his own death lol
Not bad, maybe You should write that up, yourself!?
he done brought clown flowers to a graveyard. 🤡
The props dept is like my high school- plastic or donated or made by a grandma.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His grandfather was a clown though! The flowers were part of his best act, how he could make them squirter or water right into the little kids face. Why do you hate clowns so much??
@@ContactsNfilters they frighten me 🎈🎈PS no pennywise, i do NOT want a balloon!!
It seems ghost has been fooling around with every by passers
Backstory:
They were together in 8th grade when he stole his hypotenuse joke. Then he died. Now as a ghost he’s trying to steal his peace of mind 💀
"When keepin' it REAL goes wrong."
Gets me every time when he gets frustrated at the end for saying Stevie instead of Stuart lmao
Now imagine not knowing their name.
Anxiety level rises.
But he didnt know his name
He had a cheat though.
We would have been screwed just from the first interaction.
I would’ve just ran away screaming, even if I wasn’t actually scared.
Happens to me all the time. I just call them yo or my boy🤷🏾♂️😂
He should have tried to hand him the flowers
When his eye pick happened...that's the end of the convo in his mind 🤣
Bro I swear all these key sketches they’re putting on TH-cam were not on the show I don’t remember half of them
Fr these were not on the show
You weren't even born when they aired
@@austinhanczarek4648 I’m 24 gtfo here you don’t know me 😂😂
It's a joke. Marky Mark and his Funky Bunch are in their 50s
I love when they just decide to have Key with hair in some sketches even though it would probably still be funny if they just left him bald. Like just seems so random sometimes lol..
I love these two people so much.
Stuart wanting to haunt him and possess his daughter’s doll you could say is mean-SPIRITED
From the beginning I was just waiting for the revange part 😂
But you were coming to see me....
Yeahh totaly....
🤣🤣🤣🤣
After the "You came here to see your grandfather I get it ... What are you talking about" exchange, I wish right there he would have said "yeah, you only have one thing of flowers are you trying to tell me that you didn't bring your grandfather any, just me???, Yeah Right look, just save it ok just save it" w his classic exaggerated gestures😁
This whole bit is worth the last 10 seconds 🤣🤣🤣
Stuart gets pissed off, when Peele asked for favour.
Stevie! Stevie! Argh… Stuart!
Haha genius
I remember watching the extra scene of this, the ghost was just trolling the people walking past his grave
I have no trouble asking "Do I know you?", since I can always continue that "I have face blindness, everyone who knows me even a little bit knows that. So if you don't know that, we apparently don't know each other very well".
haven't seen this sketch before, love it, thank you Africa
Why afrika ?
@@cuticutipa2364 The channel name.
@@cuticutipa2364 BECAUSE THEYRE BLACK
Hey, Comedy Central. Thanks for uploading this. Again. And again. And again.
1978-2007 but was in 8th grade when he died 😂
lol
They were in 8th grade togetger
I was high on potneuse when I watched this
That was also 😔
Bruh it's so relatable that I'm too embarrassed to finish it! mean not acquaintance from grave, but in real life whom I can't remember.
The “nigga please” is the funniest part 🤣🤣
Why they always funny and out of nowhere lines 🤣🤣🤣
This is so awkward 😂😂
I relate to Stuart so fing bad
How the heck are their still skits i haven't seen?
I can learn so much about the intricacies of acting freon k&p
Boulder? Thats where I am!!!
Damn Stuart is gonna haunt the Creepiest day'll in his maybe daughters bedroom, that's pretty petty against someone you haven't seen since the 8th grade lol.
Comedy Central making multiple accounts so they can repost Key and Peele for the 100th time.
I dont think this is a legit comedy central channel. The comedy central channel and the UK comedy central channel has the verification mark yet none of these spin off channels do. I think they are just uploading videos from the official channel and the key and peele channel.
It is a legit TV channel here in Africa, I believe they just branched onto the TH-cam space for more views.
key and Peele remind me of Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld
After Seinfeld finished, Larry David the co-creator of Seinfeld wanted to make a sitcom about Jackie Chiles. However they rejected the proposal. I think it would have been good.
And it’s just a coincidence that they’re all black?
Key & Peele had a secret... They always always always come up with a great ending!! It's K&P because the ending is always genius!!
Waiting for Comedy Central Antarctica
They both have good points and the possessing and Haunting will be great
I knew that haunting line was coming LOL!!!!!!
That ending was beautiful 😂👻😂 KEEP IT UP GUYS!!! 🤩😜
This is when you called ghost busters n save your ass
I'm glad to see your new episodes!
Did you get that linked-in invitation that I sent you? I would have walked away.
Funny with great acting .
If he's this inusfferable as a ghost imagine him in his human form 😭
Cool. I just feel there was so much more they could have done with this sketch. Now it lives bcoz of its brilliant idea and setup. And surprise value.
😂😂😂 this is so sick 😂😂😂
Ghost in a graveyard: Hey!
Me: WtFRU?
Brilliant material & delivery
That’s one petty ghost
He should have asked the ghost what's his name instead. Maybe the ghost is just a bull up. 😂
*“I’m probably gonna haunt you for the rest of your life & if you have a daughter, I’m gonna posses the creepiest doll in her bedroom. Just so you know”* omfg the pettiness lol 😂
"Been there, done that!" I've had some creepy busts, which, I assumed, were thrown away, from a funeral home, practicing facial reconstruction techniques on them. After they were around, for bout a week, strange things started happening, like a black cat, appearing and disappointing in the house, my sister receiving a Devil Doll, from one of my mother's clients, the closet where I kept them door of which, KEPT on opening, when I was the ONLY one around! Didn't believe in Ghosts up to the time these, and, other things started happening, NOW, I can see now there just might be something to ghosts and hauntings!
It’s crazy cause how u gone be coo wit somebody u stopped talking to in 8th grade lol he petty asl for that
@@frivolityrestores9608please don't do da'wa here
Perv
Ty, for quoting the video we all just watched. Evwryone, but you missed that part. Also, thank you for adding tons of substance with ur well thought out comment.
Sad and lonely ghost 😢 see how he picked the flower back 😂
These guy's are crazy lol
I wish spirits could come up like that
He should have realised that by offending the ghost he was taking a huge risk of being haunted for the rest of his life !
As somebody that sees spirits since i was 11, this is so funny & inaccurate in anyway, mostly spirits don't have this energy to do anything, they literally take weeks, months to be able to communicate & it's so funny seeing him hyper as a spirit lol
You need serious medical/psychiatric help. Auditory and visual hallucinations can be signs of a variety of medical conditions, even a brain tumor.
you know this is a skit right, they aren’t trying to be accurate
You seen this man walking by 😂😂
Ok, the ending got me xD Steve
This was extremely related, and deep. Works on so many levels 👍
You can see all of these on their channel let’s all go there
“ya ya mhmm totally” 😂😂
Omg there is so much stuff.. 😂
Okay i know now on how Annabelle started
Acquaintance: A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous
The meaning is that sometimes when we wish someone to come back to live that would happen but we wouldn’t even care about that we would just want the person alive that’s maybe what it try’s to show
I've read this 6 times now and I'm no closer to understanding it.
How did that cougar manage to eat Stuart without any seasoning? That fool is bitter asf lol
LMFAO.
This is brilliant 👏 😂💯❤
Boulder,Colorado lol 😆
This is sad and funny at the same time
Stuart the creepy doll 😂
And my response would be: "And now, I'm going to completely desecrate your grave if you even try to do that!" :)
I ain't afraid of no ghost. 👻
I feel like this going to my local cemetery
Me searching through my email for all the LinkedIn invitations I ignored …
Morgtician's are a different breed