It's not illegal to smell a bike seat, unless you disinfect it first then that would be considered as a "bleach of the piece" and that is nothing to be sniffed at.
And there you have it, the stupidity of a police officer who not only can't spot a joke but also thinks he can arrest you for hanging around a bike rack when you haven't got a bike there. And he's a sergeant too, just the sort who will advise those under him to make unjustified arrests under the terrorism act.
So hanging around a bike rack is now an arrestable offence, so is hanging around a bus, train station on a offence in case you nick a bus, or train? Is window shopping an offence in case you steal something?
I totally forgot about Bylaw 6 when all 1's, 4'5, 5's, the 43's, & 50's are being used to stop people from freely walking around whilst on holiday taking snaps and video. Damn that Bylaw 6 😡🤬
@@spudhead1161 Implied access so consequently a public space. Whether an offence or not in these circumstances it's an awful thing to do on several levels and a really bad example by the police not to mention the toxic fumes it's releasing.
A sargeant in the police force can't see the joke, the wind up. Straight to you will be arrested is what's wrong with the police force in this country. No social skills, no sense of humour. The gap widens. Thanks for trying to use humour to interact with them,but it was completely lost. Bless you Reggie,keep doing what you do👊🫡
This is just crazy, they put all those bikes on one location in public and then complain when a law abiding person participates in their hobby. I feel its entrapment and those bikes should be locked away if they dont want people having a harmless sniff of the bike seats.
Wow! According to the coppers analogy If you go round sniffing.. let's say door handles and a member of the public don't like and complain, you can then be arrested? 😅😅😅 what world do those coppers live in.
I can't believe he took the bike sniffing seriously lol. No humour at all. Love the it's a crime to have engine running on phone. Her reason, I'm working?. One rule for one.
Should have still reported the PC for using a mobile phone whilst driving !!!!!! It's what they do, to members of the Public. See if they follow up or protect their buddies with excuses ! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Imagine being the other half of these people. God help them. They can’t help telling people what to do. They actually say this stuff to u with a straight face.
That sergeant taking the bait hook, line and sinker and went to the bother of dreaming up potential spurious charges on the spot. They DID NOT like the idling pointed out to them did they haha - you know, the only 'offence' actually taking place and not imaginary ones!
Anyone remember the Dave Allen sketch of the ten pound note stuck under the car wheel, everyone nearby waiting around for it to move away? "We are about to sniff them seats first".
Sniffing bike seats is stealing people's body odour , absolutely a jailable offence unless its your bike seat. Its the law, that nice policeman said so.
Im laughing my head off Reggie cant stop Sniffing bike seats.. Is that cop for real regarding the bye laws. Against sniffing bike seats. Youre the sniffer man Reggie. Lol
The plod doing all the gobbing off will be the local pub bore, meanwhile they sit there engine running on phones, is the excuse "it's for work" a viable one now then?
🤣🤣 I'm rolling here, this is the level of engagement with the public the plod have. If they'd just direct that aggression in the right direction and do the job they are paid to do they wouldn't be such a joke. Sgt Angry and Dozy Dora aren't the brightest bulbs are they.
Your not funny TBH 😢
Can anyone treat this fella to a sense of humour or half a kilo of cat food 🥱
@ReggiePhoto GROW up kn.b
😁😂😂😁😂😁😅😄 Wrong !.
And you are not funny either Mr Grumpy.
He ll never grow Up 🤷♂️
It's not illegal to smell a bike seat, unless you disinfect it first then that would be considered as a "bleach of the piece" and that is nothing to be sniffed at.
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Groan
And also classed as 'Domestos Abuse'. 😉
😂😂😂😂
Don't get Cillet BANG envolved lol!
What a disgrace that the default setting now days is 'you will be arrested'. No people skills, no humour, nothing but threats.
NPC alert.
Antagonizing against sniffing, arrestable a show of interest in bicycles.
And there you have it, the stupidity of a police officer who not only can't spot a joke but also thinks he can arrest you for hanging around a bike rack when you haven't got a bike there. And he's a sergeant too, just the sort who will advise those under him to make unjustified arrests under the terrorism act.
He should arrest Angy Rainer , she hung about a bike shed
He'd probably get away with that arrest and you'd probably spend 3 months locked up waiting for them to dismiss the case.
Got the job by ticking all of the right boxes!
"It's not a fetish, it's a hobby" lol
😅😅😅
He is so good at what he does. Bloody hilarious. Modern British comedy.
Sat idle, in an idling diesel van ... guarding the cycles against being sniffed ... while playing on their phones !?!
In a clean air zone!?!
That's "understaffed and short of funding" ... barely enough to sniff out a snurger!
Brilliant. Mad uk.
Blah blah blah the police are so embarrassing. Absolute divs
So hanging around a bike rack is now an arrestable offence, so is hanging around a bus, train station on a offence in case you nick a bus, or train? Is window shopping an offence in case you steal something?
I have a garden full of lamp-posts I "picked up" as an idle youth!
That copper is an absolute pillock.
Pillock...haha
Must have ticked all the boxes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
im sure he is great a parties
So is the muppet with the camera just looking for an argument
I thought them 2 plod were quite reasonable to be fair, they just didn't want to give an argument or reaction an tried to answer his weird question
your videos are funny because they are fucking nuts. Sniffing bike seats and then can I sniff the van. In tears with laughter.
Sniffing bike seats 🤣🤣that's called a snurger 😂😂Reggie I'm cracking up here 🤣
With the attention to lick 😋
When I was in the RN we called it ‘mumfing’ !
Love it, these coppers are from the "Don't get it gang", thick as shit
Imagine the male copper at a party spouting all the bs bylaws
Wtf 😂
Probably has his own bylaws about how his kids should behave.
He doesn't get invited to party's. Who is going to invite srg boring
I totally forgot about Bylaw 6 when all 1's, 4'5, 5's, the 43's, & 50's are being used to stop people from freely walking around whilst on holiday taking snaps and video. Damn that Bylaw 6 😡🤬
I can sniff in public. Never thought I would ever hear that from someone else 😆 So sniffer dogs are perverted creeps, or is it just their handlers🤔🤫 🤣
Rule 4 , deduct 10p / £
I can't believe these 2 clowns 🤡 didn't realise they were being wound up ,not exactly detective material are they 😂😂😂
Definitely defective material !
A pair of muppets
I sometimes wonder if the police have nothing better to do?
We will try and give them something to do mate
They do, but they don't do it.
Yes but you just caught them after they have woken up 😂😂😂😂
Brilliant wind up and the clowns fell for it
why did the copper think it was a fetish? It's a reasonable hobby, he must have a dirty mind
😂😂😂
Excuse me officer . May I sniff your exhaust whilst you idle your vehicle in a public place?
Railway property and idling is only an offence if you don't switch engine off when told.
@@spudhead1161 Implied access so consequently a public space. Whether an offence or not in these circumstances it's an awful thing to do on several levels and a really bad example by the police not to mention the toxic fumes it's releasing.
@@lolgrant Not an awful thing to do.
@@spudhead1161 Think you need to go give your head a wobble if you think that's fine.
SECTION 42 ROAD TRAFFIC ACT 1988.@@spudhead1161
That's a sergeant in an even more plastic farce than the police farce !?!
Acknowledged he was being filmed ... but couldn't shut up ! Ironic.
F me , sniffing bike seats is arrestable under byelaw 6 ? What about sniffing somebody's fingers after a date with his mum?
BEHAVE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ode de TENA LADY
they are not covered
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brilliant limitedmark lol.
A sargeant in the police force can't see the joke, the wind up. Straight to you will be arrested is what's wrong with the police force in this country.
No social skills, no sense of humour. The gap widens.
Thanks for trying to use humour to interact with them,but it was completely lost.
Bless you Reggie,keep doing what you do👊🫡
I suffer with depression, but Reggie you make me Laugh so much :) Blessings to you Bro 100
Respect mate
Respect mate 👍
This is just crazy, they put all those bikes on one location in public and then complain when a law abiding person participates in their hobby. I feel its entrapment and those bikes should be locked away if they dont want people having a harmless sniff of the bike seats.
Yes ban all bike seats to keep children safe from bike sniffing, just say no kids!
YES THERE ARE BYLAWS ABOUT HANGING AROUND TRAIN STATIONS ITS KNOWN AS L;OITERING AND YOU CAN BE MOVED ON.
7:58 'I'll turn the engine off then.' Too late madam, you've been caught red handed. Once again it's one law for them and another for us.
What a pair of muppets. Sadly that is the level of today's policing.
They just keep giving 😂😂😂😂😂😂plonkers 😂😂😂
The cop loves the sound of his own voice in his lala land. He'd struggle in court with that charge
What's the sniffing distance requirement if you had an extremely keen sense of smell before it's considered interfering?
if your nose weight is less than 250 grams you should be okay mate 😊
@@gitmoholliday5764 Snot true, that.
It’s a good question. I wish Reggie had pressed the over eager copper more on the specifics
😂
Wow! According to the coppers analogy If you go round sniffing.. let's say door handles and a member of the public don't like and complain, you can then be arrested? 😅😅😅 what world do those coppers live in.
Cop certainly knew a lot about what a sexual fetish is.
He went straight to that word, didn't he ...and then added the word ' sexual ' a little later. He loved his own voice, didn't he?
WELL HE DOES WEAR A UNIFORM
Your humour Reggie is my humour, hilarious. What's happened to us in the UK? That copper was a talking machine 😂
The worlds gone mad mate
If that had been you or I sat in a van, engine running and using a mobile phone - fine and automatic 6 points, the police are NOT above the law !!
They are.....
Although being in charge of a police van whilst operating a mobile phone is not illegal?
IT IS IF ITS NOT BEING USED IN REGARDS TO WORK .
I'm loving the wierd questions whilst keeping a staight face. We need more of this, 10 out of 10
Beardy boy he could talk under water with a mouth full of marbles "HIS GOT A BIG MOUTH".👮🤣😂😅😁
You should write a self help book : How to film berks and make friends for fun and profit. Nice one reg!
Sniffers paradise 🚲
You cannot go through school and not know the "sniffin bike seats" piss take... I conclude they must be either robots or aliens.
Can I sniff your van , Classic 🤣🤣🤣. Watching it in bed with headphones started laughing. Woke Mrs up. Got a right bollocking. Thanks Reggie .
I can't believe he took the bike sniffing seriously lol. No humour at all. Love the it's a crime to have engine running on phone. Her reason, I'm working?. One rule for one.
Bylaw 6...ORANGE ALERT, ORANGE ALERT!!
For gods sake don’t go to red alert, it would mean changing the bulb !
i am not a number, i am a free man.... not in 2024 your not..
I'd of said more brown alert
Bike seat sniffing risk raised to substantial in Manchester now ! police advise riders to be alert and spray their seats with lavender water
Can't smell things now and can't show an interest in bicycles. MUPPETS
4:57 Hahahaha,... Grassin ya up for sniffin bike seats!!! 😁🤣😁🤣😁🤣
The little snitch was such a sad individual.
Lmfao Reggie sniffing bike seats nearly peed my self 😂😂😂
I won’t even go there Debbi 😂😂😂
I used to have a habit of licking doorknobs, but, y'know....Covid....
Brilliant. You need to go into hiding now Haha
@@noelward8047😅😆😁😂
@@noelward8047 I've been in hiding since 1997, sir! Thinking ahead, y'see.😄
Lol, you should have asked him to give his colleague a ticket for using her phone with the engine running, like they would to us 👍
The bike seat sniffer of old London town😂😂😂😂
Don't give Our Reggie ideas ... he will go out 'armed' with a flan next Haha
THATS AS BAD AS THE PHANTOM RASPBERRY BLOWER OF OLD LONDON TOWN.
Oh my days you Fecker Reggie, I nearly just died choking on my dinner.... "Sniffin Bike Seats".....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can't believe you didn't say smell you later to the officer Reg! hahaha
They actually believed you walk around sniffing bike seats, where do they get these idiots from.
Sniffing bike seats 😂😂😂reggie u kill me his face will make me chuckle for the next 2 days😂😂
I got Arrested for throwing Toilet Cleaner at the Local Vicar. Bleach of the Priest they said.
Did anyone notice the Police were parked next to a sign saying Les Miserbles. 🤣
How you kept a straight face is beyond me ! 😂
Arrested for just thinking about sniffing a bike seat, that silly copper has been sniffing glue before he clocked on surely 😮😮😮😂😂
lol this one.. fantastic.. :D the lady copper's face ♥😆😆😆😆😆
I'm old enough to remember Cabbage Patch dolls.
🤔 Now why did that memory come flooding back there?
@@bionic4368 😅🤣
Should have still reported the PC for using a mobile phone whilst driving !!!!!! It's what they do, to members of the Public. See if they follow up or protect their buddies with excuses ! 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
😂😂😂😂😂Brilliant reggie
I can't believe you asked that.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well done pal. ❤
Yet another legendary conversation with the police. They could not help themselves. A good laugh for a Monday evening.
It’s a high bar admittedly but that is the funniest reggie video there has ever been 😂😂 more like that please 🙏 😂
Imagine being the other half of these people. God help them. They can’t help telling people what to do. They actually say this stuff to u with a straight face.
That sergeant taking the bait hook, line and sinker and went to the bother of dreaming up potential spurious charges on the spot. They DID NOT like the idling pointed out to them did they haha - you know, the only 'offence' actually taking place and not imaginary ones!
The poor cow that has to go home to him every night.
That cop clearly failed the sniff test.
Reggie, 😂sniffing bike seats got me, Where's the good old British humour gone, brilliant 👏 🤣
THE LEGENDARY BIKE SEAT SNIFFER IS BACK!!! 🙌👃🙌 best thing on the internet! 🤣
Aw man, the tears are running down my legs!
Anyone remember the Dave Allen sketch of the ten pound note stuck under the car wheel, everyone nearby waiting around for it to move away? "We are about to sniff them seats first".
Look at the female cops face when reggie tells em he wants to sniff the seats lol priceless😅
Sniffing bike seats is stealing people's body odour , absolutely a jailable offence unless its your bike seat.
Its the law, that nice policeman said so.
This gave you the perfect 'platform' to deliver a 'first class' service Reggie!😊
Yes 100%! And thankyou also!!
Reggie, with his acute sense of smell, will always be able to smell a rat and then call out the rats untoward behaviour.
Boy does he think that smelling is against the law.
So if we get caught on our mobile phones with our engine on we can say we are doing work on the phone and avoid a fine and points on our licence?
It sounds like a Byelaw not to be sniffed at...
Im laughing my head off Reggie cant stop Sniffing bike seats.. Is that cop for real regarding the bye laws. Against sniffing bike seats. Youre the sniffer man Reggie. Lol
Please STOP I am wetting myself laughing, how on earth do you come up with these things 😂
As thick as two short planks, he took the bait.
Ha ha Ha! 'Wicked sense of Humour' l love it!!😅
Yes teriffic throughout! And thanks Reggie!
definitely smell bullshit off these officers
gobby copper likes sound of his own voice.
😂😂😂 Reggie that's the funniest thing and interaction I've seen in a very long time, thank you 😅😅
How do u not just piss ya self laughing when asking this what a guy😂😂
😂😂 sniffing bike seats 😂 he couldn’t get away fast enough, FFS reggie lad you literally have no shame 😂
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Pure gold, tears running down my legs
Another piece of footage that shows why the British Police are held in such low regard!
You and Ricky are the only people left in England with a sense of humor.
Cried laughing at this. That police woman looks so confused 🤣🤣🤣
I fart in public. Is he going to arrest everyone who farts, because he thinks it’s a farting fetish?
Don't these people find bikes attractive? Whats wrong with them?
Showing an interest now means you're gonna steal it WTF
Your Reg....He's everywhere! Reflection in the police window! Great video!!!
tell them ya gf lost her bike and you would know it just by sniffing the seats
There was a few attractive bike seats on display to be fair 😂🤭😋🤣
"ive got a hobby of sniffing bike seats" will you keep next to us whilst i sniff this one hahahahahaha
How the hell do you keep a straight face when you do this?
Absolute comedy genius 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
These coppers are absolutly nothing to get snift at........
You could have asked them if the force had a sniffer dog as back up...
What are they teaching the cops in England?
Nothing! ... they "know it all" anyway!
The plod doing all the gobbing off will be the local pub bore, meanwhile they sit there engine running on phones, is the excuse "it's for work" a viable one now then?
🤣🤣 I'm rolling here, this is the level of engagement with the public the plod have. If they'd just direct that aggression in the right direction and do the job they are paid to do they wouldn't be such a joke. Sgt Angry and Dozy Dora aren't the brightest bulbs are they.