Back in Black - American Schools Guard Themselves Against Gun Violence | The Daily Show
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- Lewis Black runs down a few of the extreme security measures that schools are using to protect against shootings, including smoke cannons, backpack shields and nursery rhymes.
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Christ... In times of peace, it's pretty hard to get any more dystopian than a school-issued bullet proof plate as a "welcome to high school" gift and a nursery rhyme detailing what to do during a mass shooting... That's the kind of stuff you only see in post-apocalyptic movies!
If it's so dystopian then move.
Most of the world is a 'gun free zone'
Ignoring the problem doesn't help people who can't move.
I shouldn't be punished because your life sucks.
And in times of "peace", we're also afraid of going to school because we might get shot...
Vile Crocodile 1)how are you punished?
2)whose life sucks? Mines doesnt, I'm so nondescript people don't notice my presence, I'm in the clear.
Wow. Um...Can we talk about guns now? We've reached the Kevlar plate level, so is this the "right time" to talk about guns? Or, do we need kids to come to school in full body armor?
ArcaJ Idk if you noticed but murder is already illegal.
they thought of everything from arming the teachers to kevlar plates(& hundreds in between)..you only need a simple strict gun control. is that too much to burden your brain..God help USA
Brought to you by the party that says we have no money for education.
That was like 3 schools, for all you know the NRA donated those fucking vests in return for lobbying favors. Corporations are taking over the fabric of the nation. But you're too big of a pussy sell out to admit it.
@lily mendoza: The NRA has politicians by the balls. They regularly contribute money to political campaigns in exchange for stopping any form of gun control.
Lewis Black is a legend.
Lew. Is. Awesome!
Builds his career talking shit about America. Lives in America.
Vile Crocodile, in other words he's a citizen who gives a shit about his country, and holds it to the high ideals it espouses to follow.
In his own mind...yeah.
@@vilecrocodile9171 And you're somehow surprised by this???
That lockdown song must have been the creepiest nursery rhyme since ”One, two, Freddie’s coming for you
najhoant there is also "ring around the rosie"😷
MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY' is another good one.
Do your balls hang low, do they wobble to yer toe...
Impossible not to think about that
Dewayne Thomas ...can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow...
I don't think that smoke option has been thought through completely because it also hinders the vision of the kids, teachers and police forces.
Chris R. Not the police. They were told to stand down.
Justin Rurd
Wait, what?! The police were told to stand down if there was a shooter in the school??!!!
Everything hinders everyone, locked doors, barricades, etc.
Tragically, the benefit comes from delaying the shooter, since they are there at that moment, while police are on their way.
You can't properly see, hide, or escape, but you're harder to target... an awful exchange, while congress sits and waits...
Chris R. Yeah, that wouldn't disarray and disoriented and make the students panick at all. 😑
It's not meant to prevent a shooting. It's meant to sell something to get the school security industry going.
The kids are suffering bc the adults don't want to be inconvenienced. What a surprise.
The Black Shadow Idk i think that because it's mostly white kids getting shot why theirs such a public outcry.. If it was black & brown kids/Handicap kids.. Probably No one would bat an eye
Jessica Mateos
That's so true.
Welcome to high school gift? Omg, USA, you have failed miserably.
Nancy Mesek yet we can't afford school supplies???
The elites don't see it as failing. They need those indoctrination camps called schools to keep up their facade and lies. School shootings doesn't bother them in the slightest, another way for population control and to instill fear so that we look to them for the answer. Smh, these school shootings are becoming more and more common place and that makes no sense for a race that's supposed to be improving, seems more like the poor are in a state of intellectual and mental regression, from all of the brainwashing. We don't need to turn to the gov for help, with today's tech everyone can homeschool their child and give them a 100% better education than the public schools can.
I'm replying to bump up the people up ^^^ there because they make sense!
Hey now, This country is full of good people. It just so happens that we are in a shity patch right now and the face of our government is an orange buffoon. Trust me, there are a lot of people doing a lot of good just trying to get through this shitty government we have at the moment.
EPIC FAIL!!
Kids go to school to learn drills in case of shooter situations. AM I the only one who sees a problem here? School is not a place where you should be afraid for your life, how are the kids supposed to learn if they are thinking about the next bullet coming their way.
Hercool Poirot
Honestly though, you should be afraid for your life anywhere and everywhere. And while I do agree that the number of school shootings is intolerable and has to be efficiently put to an end, I don't see how school is anymore of an exception for being a danger zone. You can get got (shot, attacked, kidnapped, raped, etc) any public and even private place. Schools are just more effective for shooters cause of high civilian count and high media attention.
Deborah Mutombo dude we should never have to fear for our life WHERE EVER WE GO.. I can see people not giving a shit about people, But come on we cant have kids die every other month..
People should never have to live in fear! That's just no way to live..... Unfortunately, our (USA) government does like to push the idea!!!
Tuna
I wasn't saying that school should not be a free of susceptibility of shootings, rather, I was stating why it makes sense that it is susceptible: high civilian count, high media attention. And anyway, wherever you go, there are reasons to fear for your life, especially with all the death statistics and probabilities. #stairs
Deborah Mutombo Yeah i understands wym
Being given bullet proof plates, having shooting drills, teaching songs how to run and hide when a murder is about....yep, that will have no affect on any of the kids' mental states
Well, the teachers did what they could. Congress dont seem they cared.
Meditation will change them. Study it. It is easy to learn/do and works wonders.
@@jaycharles3121 what are you on about? If you're scared everytime you hear the lockdown alarm at school and you dont know if it's real or not and you're never going to see your family again because you could be shot and killed, meditation doesnt do shit. We need that gun law.
@@jaycharles3121 but sure, I'll just close my eyes and empty my mind while bullets fly at my classmates.
@@jaycharles3121 Goddamn
Congress: "Metal detectors do nothing to deter gun violence."
Me: "So you will be promptly removing those metal detectors from the Congress Chambers, then?"
lazyperfectionist1 I wonder if there is a legal way to force Congress to follow rules and provisions akin to what ordinary citizens have to endure?
lazyperfectionist1 hey there, I found you again
I would not say you are a perfectionist but you are definitely a lazy thinker. In Congress, they have large number of armed and trained individuals along with the metal detectors. Schools have maybe one or two. They will never get the budget to have the personel required. DeVos wants to further cut funding by reducing teachers and increases class sizes.
Wow, in germany we dont even see guns other than on cops.
In Finland we don't even see them on cops
Do you think police in germany are not german? At the end of the day, US cant keep 8 years old safe in present and excusing yourself by what the ancestors did of the German citizens some half century in past. By your logic, one should blame present US White people for keeping the slaves.
XSRK Spiegelman Ah, is this the usual American education showing? Someone mentioned Germany and you cannot think any further than WWII.
Karl Karlos just like y'all fucks call right wingers Nazis. That is your go to.
Justin Rurd your right the right wing aren’t all nazis but the all are part of the cult trump and more than half the world wish’s they would just go and start drinking the kool aid all ready
"How do you gift wrap hand jobs"...lol in stiches
Learn history and you'll never make the mistakes of your forefathers. Alternatively you can take your history book and put it in front of your face.
Myth Busters - The desks and books won't stop bullets.
mostly no, but would depend on the gun
Hey, it worked in the Cold War, right? Teaching kids to hide under their desk in the event of an atomic bomb drop? lol
It's all security theater. If they really wanted to be ready, the school should take 5-10 students from each class and train them how to shoot as part of defense line for their class. Anything that tries to go inside their class during "Pressure Time" dies in a volley.
Hakuraita ok but would those students have to carry guns to school? If they don’t have guns on them then teaching them how to shot wouldn’t make a difference. And 5-10 students all shooting at a shooter would make it very likely for some friendly fire.
This so depressing, wtf america what ya doin
sachin Not entirely our fault. We live in a country that's brainwashing us and only a few realize it. It's a fucked situation and it mostly stems from ignorance of our true history. I'm sure you've been fed false facts as well during your time in school. If not, then by all means disprove me with your historical knowledge. However I will say this, most people around the entire globe don't even realize that Africans are in their blood. Asians, Hispanics, everyone even some rich European families. If you believe that to be false, then you've been lied to your entire life.
Well the ppl running america just dont care i.e The white house& congress ect. Ect .
Ceveo Acrentos, it is ur fault, the upholder is worst than the thief. Stop standing by and do nothing. If u are not part of the solution then you are part of the problem.
Tuna, and who exactly put them there? Huh!!
Yes, the left has lost all understanding of reason.
is it just me or does that rhyme seem like it's written by a serial killer
I don't serial killers would be angry at congressman for sucking the NRA's cock.
It’s so creepy and messed up. I’m so glad i graduated school
yep.
Ending on "time to have some fun" just makes it weird.
Fjarhultian yeah, you've just been in a shooting. Half your class is injured or dead.
Let's have som fun!!
Seriously??
As much as I love this country, when and if I ever decide to have children, I’m going to seriously consider moving to Canada first. That way I only have to worry about my kids getting mauled by grizzly bears and not gunned down by crazy people... honestly I think they’re safer with nature’s killing machines than around man-made ones.
Mr Shambleface But wouldn’t grizzly bear mauling be Education Secretary DeVos’ highest priority?
Mr Shambleface i totally understand your decision. School shootings is pretty soon be part of our daily lives i guess.
Sorry to tell you this but America has just as many lethal bear attacks as Canada... if you think you're safe from bears down there, think again. :P
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America
Mr Shambleface good luck moving to Canada. They actual enforce their immigration laws...
okay to be fair, the idea with the smoke seems at least to be a good idea on paper.
till you realize, that the smoke will also hinder any help from police or other responders, and unlike them, the shooter doesn't have to worry about friendly fire...
Eyupp, thats, what i was getting at, with the "shooter doesn't have to worry about friendly fire"
Very true, they're just buying time till the police arrive, since shooters are an immediate threat. At least you can't be accurately targeted... the best that can be done while the government refuses to help anyone in need...
I knew it was never going to work, from the moment I saw the smoke completely obscured the man’s field of vision.
Geez the cops just gotta walk in the with Little Fans or leaf blowers 😂😂 blow the smoke away
it's a area denial system. it's ideal use is to prevent a shooter from advancing to say a gym full of kids.
I remember bomb drills, like hiding under our desks was gonna help
We had an "in case the perfume factory next door blows up" drill, which was the stupidest thing ever because there was no way we would have survived this.
Right after watching The Day After for the 5th time.
To make us so excited to survive the blast.
Oliver Twisted PDX it seems Americans are traditionally trained to live in fear. That's kind of pathetic, especially when you're calling yourself the "land of the free"...
Jean Roch oh we're fucked up & in many ways
"This is America" - Childish Gambino.
Look what I'm whippin' up
Who is making these solutions. Somebody is making money on stupidity.
This is America, making money on stupidity is the name of the game.
Making money on stupidity, by creating more stupidity...
And the most obvious answer to keeping kids safe is not on the table.
Reason #346 to why I'm so happy I don't live in the US. Go me!
Well, you could be a victim of US foreign policy, so don't cheer just yet.
I wish for all schoolchildren a safe school year both in Afghanistan and USA! 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇦🇫🇦🇫
When I was in the Army, many years ago, they didn't hand out bullet resistant plates, and we were heading off to liberate Kuwait. Sad that kids get issued this on the first day of school in America.
garrithscots lol liberate Kuwait from the dictator America created hahahahaha smh
The Lacrosse joke 😂😂😂😂. As a lacrosse player I highly approve
Kelvin Tawiah I bet it's like the Juul squad..
Extreme measures? Like access to proper counseling and anti-bullying campaigns?
Nah why would they do that? Guns for teachers, bullet proof vests for kids and gas masks, automatic turrets in the hallways, poison gas release. You know how school should be.
brainflash1 you think they would see that. To busy blaming guns.
Justin Rurd It's almost like they realized that doesn't actually help, like the shooters have deeper issues that are impossible for the school to address, almost as if they are not mentally crazy just deeply troubled individuals with twisted morals and a suicide wish that are hard if not impossible to predict.
But no, i'm sure they would not think of that, they just love blaming guns right? GTFO
Except you eggs throw hissy fits when people suggest socialized healthcare or increased public sector spending. Y'know the things that would reduce the root causes of that kind of behaviour.
myky992
It's easy to blame an inanimate object for how a person uses it. Some of these kids are picked on and bullied and the schools just kick them out when they act up instead of finding out why they do so. If you want change, the system providing the education must change. Mental health is just as important as making sure guns stay out of the hands of maniacs.
Giving children armour plates to protect themselves in case of armed attack. *CHILDREN!* FFS! Teaching them corrupted nursery rhymes to remind them they may _at any time_ be murdered... What a country!
This is just sad America
That smoke will do a great job stoppping children from getting away fast from a shooter who attacks when they are just leaving classes and just keeps firing blindly, 'cause he won't have to aim. 'cause he *will* have an AR. "For protection."
that lullaby sounds like the premise of a horror movie
Wow. Yes! Yes, it does. Like, 1, 2, Freddy's coming for you...😨...so sad. 😔
Get on the other side of the red line and the shooter can't see them? What is that line? A portal to another realm?
The lullaby had me lose faith in humanity
Fashion industry, the ball's in your court. Imagine if it was commonplace to wear awesome-looking armor rather than just this weak cotton/fabric stuff. I'm thinking something like in Mass Effect 2 but for every-day wear.
19thHour
Fun fact, some of the earliest versions of lightweight bullet proof vests were cotton, tightly wound, layered, and compressed cotton
And it worked
Morty Sanchez not against anything above .357. Even Plexiglas doesn't stop a 30-06 or 7.62.
Sign me up. Can’t wait for the movie tie-ins.
andrew foreman-loe
True, true
I should have said it worked for the kind of rounds that were being fired in that instance
Finally! A common sense solution to the gun problem
It makes me lowkey mad how they're working so hard on hardly working solutions instead of just creating strikter gun laws!
Instead of preventing bullets to go through backpacks why don't they invent something that prevents guns from being brought to school. How about a law that requires gun owners to register their weapons? A law that requires gun owners to keep their weapons locked when not in use? A safety that scans the fingerprint of the rightful owner? A law that slows down re-loading mechanisms of non-military weapons? A tag that makes high-capacity weapons easy to screen for?
They already turned the barrel of their guns straight down toward their feet.
How about we start by making killing people illegal. Oh wait... criminals do t care about laws...
Eljan Rimsa Theirs not much money going into the school systems so shit i wonder how their gonna get all the high tech stuff too :/
KlaxTheUnholy
Yes.
So when can I become an American refugee and apply for asylum in Canada or EU?
N M
Eu, a lot of people are going to be in Canadia. So their going to mess it up.
Homeschooling is an option in the US, right?
Witty Turret yes
I have a feeling we're going to see an increase in that.
My son is a (great!) grown -up, BUT if he was a kid now, I'd chose to home school.
And it's getting easier to find non-religious textbooks for it too.
Unfortunately, not for everyone..
Back in my day we had to deal with potential fires and had ta walk outside for drills in the hot sun. Kids these days have it easy, they just.. oh they go through shooting drills. Wait wtf?
The Black Shadow
Haha 😂😂
No, we still do fire drills, tornado and earthquake drills. Shooting drills was just add.
Though if your class is outside, they school basically said "Well, your fucked."
We don't get tornados or earthquakes here thankfully. Although the entire town is on a coal mine that could collapse at any moment.
Dewayne Thomas
Dam. Maybe you guys should do a escape drill or something. Run out of the town the fastest.
We should have escape balloons on stand by, word.
It's crazy how schools in the hood have metal detectors, yet have no school shootings but suburban schools you can just walk right in no wonder . . .
Daquan Zymir i know right? Lol
word up. went to a bad school everyday was a walk through tsa.
I just graduated high school and am now seriously condsidering changing my career path from Technology to Politics so that I can try to fix our F'ed up country from the best possible position.
Robust Titan
I would like to encourage you in this direction. The world needs more people who feel the urge to fix what’s broken, who want to make changes for the good of all, who are passionate about other people. When I was in high school, I knew a guy who was elected mayor of his small town when he was 18 years old. Start local, see how it goes, work your way up. While you’re in college, get involved with a candidate or a ballot measure that reflects your values and put some of your time into making phone calls or knocking on doors or passing out literature. Spend time at the campaign headquarters as a volunteer. This will give you the opportunity to find out if you really want that to be your path, and to make some connections and contacts if it is. And if it turns out that you don’t want to take that road, you’ve still done some good and can keep contributing in a smaller way.
Good luck to you, Robust Titan!
Mary Rose Kent Thank you. Your advice was very well constructed and hopefully I can influence our country for the better.
Please do, Help fix our country.
That’s sincerely great kiddo! Good Luck to you, stay strong to your values, and get these old greedy, narrow minded crunchy A-HOLE farts OUT!!!
The enemy is now within - the loose interpretation of the 2nd Amendment in a time of repeating weapons and wide availability and craven pols.
There is only one interpretation of the 2nd Amendment. It is to allow the citizens the right to keep weapons capable of fighting government if needed.
Randy Miller An amendment that was made with only the weapons of that era in mind, much like the electoral college, the 2nd amendment most likely needs tweaking.
No, it was made knowing that governments turn tyrannical. It is based on the idea that each person is free to do as they please as long as they do not take the freedoms of others. What tweaks would you want to the 2nd? And the electoral college was put in place for a reason. It is because we are a republic and they knew that absolute democracy is mob rule and tyranny. They knew that the majority, if allowed, would always vote to take from the minority.
Also, the "weapon of the time" argument is nonsense. Does that mean freedom of speech was only for pen and paper? They knew there would be advancements in weapons. They even said that it was OK for a private citizen to own a cannon to protect their ships. The puckle gun could fire rapidly and they knew of its existence.
If you can afford those things sure. Except nukes. I do not think governments should have nukes. Se that is the thing. One of the 1st principles of logic is that of consistency. If you say that one person is allowed to do something then you must say it is OK for all people. If you are asking for different rules for different people you are asking for tyranny.
I really hope all those kids know to do their own thing in the event of a real emergency... sitting and waiting to die is such a bad strategy
enbykenz RIGHT I tell every teacher I’m going to run, and then they’re like it’s safer to stay and hide. No I’m going to do whatever i feel is right in the situation!
It really depends where the shooter is in relation to you. They usually won't go through the effort of kicking down locked doors, unless they're looking for a specific target. So running away down a hallway instead of hiding in a locked room probably would be more dangerous if you're too close to the shooter and not close enough to the exit.
Tldr: don't settle on one strategy, adjust accordingly.
I'm a college educator. Our college has a 3 step plan: 1) get out, but only if possible (the last thing you want is to run directly into a shooter), 2) lockdown if you can't get out, and 3) attack if a shooter gets to you and your class (understanding some will be hurt, but that 20 fighting 1 has a better chance than asking to be spared).
you're better off trying to take care of loner. He might decide not to shoot *you* ...
You wouldn't have to worry about this if you were allowed to carry guns to school. Before you call me crazy schools USED to teach shooting classes.
Aaah
American freedom
Embrace this, this is what freedom looks like
Hmm, at least they got procedures but then again the crime in my country is not in the schools but on the streets, guess this is what happens when you sweep it under the rug.
The March For Our Lives kids should use that at their next rally.
Such poetic verse. This is why we love you, Black!❤❤
American schools have become a scary place to be. Whatever god there is, he doesn't seem to bless students.
The closest thing to a god in America is money.
Well students first need to believe in him
Ah yes, because if we pray hard enough the bullets will turn to wine!
If god exists, he has long since abandoned this country
Hobbes Hobbiton anything is possible with God :)
He keeps mispronouncing "republicans" as "congress".
qiexia oh stop it we all know that there are plenty of Democrats that are in the NRA's pocket too they just ain't coming out to admit it they're elitist and the NRA is funding their elections that's why they're not touching this. Stop feeding Into The Narrative of the mainstream media seriously because it's both sides that are corrupt.
president camacho
Oh you mean like all of the following Congress people who have previously voted for some form or gun control but now are against them because they were bought by the NRA?
Bishop (D-GA)
Cooper (D-TN)
Cuellar (D-TX)
DeFazio (D-OR)
Green, G. (D-TX)
Higgins (D-NY)
Kind (D-WI)
King, P. (R-NY)
Larsen (D-WA)
Peterson (D-MN)
Ros-Lehtinen (R-FL)
Ryan (D-OH)
Scott (D-VA)
Smith (R-NJ)
Smith (D-WA)
Upton (R-MI)
Walz (D-MN)
Oh would you look at that four republicans and guess what the rest are?
president camacho no false equivalency here
president camacho you talk about me peddling "false equivalence" You really need to stop being persipicaious about the fact that Democrats are just as guilty as Republicans when it comes to being for Corporations, Wall Street, Big Banks, Big Pharma, the NRA and oil companies. Democrats have lost their way they really have one thing I can say about the Republican Party as diluted as people think they might be, they stand for something. it might be the wrong thing on a moral level but at least they stand for something. I mean I'm a registered independent I will always be a registered independent because I have no allegiance to either party. Because honestly neither side has does not believe in the people anymore they care about is what lines their pockets do I admit that there are some people in Congress who actually are for the people? yes I am not denying that. But the majority of them are not and that's just an unfortunate reality
Why would a sane person send their children to a place like this?
Seriously just think about that.
Private schools have armed security guards.
Jordan Hill
That guy is a scumbag.
There was that Maryland guard that prevented a school shooter two weeks after Parkland. Didn't get any coverage.
Jordan Hill
There are messed up people.
That's why I want you to be able to defend yourself!!!
Jordan Hill
It's gun free zones.
What about France nightclub shootings where a bunch of guys came out with machine guns. France is very antigun. They wouldn't let the band they shot up preform for a charity after because they came out progun.
The FBI can't be trusted.
I'm callling Black's bluff. Insane as these security measures seem, he's old enough to remember hiding under his desk and/or notebook during air raid drills, as if that would protect him and his classmates from the blast of a nuclear bomb.
Lewis black is on point!! That nursery rhyme was a drop the mic moment. Can't get enough of logical common sense arguments.
Love how conservatives believe anyone who thinks this way is a liberal. If using common sense and logic is a liberal act, I'm sorry to say but all u got left is the opposite which is moronic, ignorance and stupidity none of which are complements.
So to conservatives keep calling using logic and common sense a liberal act, u only insult urself by doing so.
Yea, its Summer! Now I don't have to worry about getting *shot* at school! Hooray!!!
Hobbes Hobbiton
Yah!!
Now we can prepare during the summer.
Instead of written nursery rhymes😒,bullet proof pkgs.,and hot zones.Just talk to student who might have trouble. The only reason why school shooting is happening because kids are tired of getting bully by other kid's and teachers.
I'm not sending my kid's to school to learn SWAT tactics.Its like I'm actually enrolling them in a 👮 academy.
well and because you can buy guns on the internet
...and the LAND of the FREEEEEEEEE!
Lewis, pretty sure you wrap a hand job with a corsage, or did i misunderstand the movies?
Please more of Lewis Black,
so much talent, such great presentation. MORE!
When going to a school in Afghanistan is safer than in the USA.
Those plates looks like iPad. Look at them turning it upside down with amazement. Lol
Bless you Mr.Black
Jack and Jill is about 2 kids who fell down a mountain 🏔 🤣 🤣🤣🤣. I love this guy. That was so damn funny
The smoke canons are the dumbest thing ever. Yeah, let's make it harder for cops to look for the shooter.
Lewis Black's nursery rhyme was too funny! 😅
Their basically giving away their tactics.
Wow!
Love and light,
Ms. Holly
Unbelievable
ROFLOL! Hickery dickery dock! Just blew me away!
Or we could try to make sure troubled children get proper counsel before they do something
The Dark Loon
Mental illness doesn’t affect just adults.
i need more lewis black !! love his delivery!! and he nailed the ending right there 😂🤣
Instead of all this can't they just install metal detectors at the entrances or at least steel doors/with bulletproof glass where they have that little window for each class room? We have reached a point where people need to come up for ways to protect the kids in schools from shooters is just wrong...it should be a place of study and fun..not a place of fear. The kids that were getting the bullet proof plates is like being told "here there will be a shooting this year so better have it ready" and it's something kids don't need to worry about...smh
Praise him for that nursery rhyme at the end of his segment
This is insane right?
Amar' Ezeh
It is COMPLETELY insane.
Running through a smoke-filled corridor, with loud noises blasting at you and a mass murderer chasing you... yeah, I feel safer just thinking about it. It's not like it's a scene from a horror movie or anything.
Wow! Honesty and funny though it’s sad! Our leaders policies created this!
That school lullaby sounded like something that Freddy would sing. Freddy Krueger
Chickens coming back to roost in the country that has caused so much pain and suffering to other countries.
sphiwe malunga Yes, but this isn't something that -children-, no matter their race, should be killed for.
The Black Shadow
Out of 10 million slaves taken from Africa, only 300k were brought to America.
90% of Natives died from diseases not slaughtered.
Mexicans were chopping each others heads off daily on pyramids before Europeans got here.
Vile Crocodile the natives were killed by diseases inflicted by them on purpose by the europeans!! so not only are you a gun nut but a stefan molyneux fan too? I suggest you watch a refute by a youtuber named shaun on the matter,the natives suffered inhumane things. and europeans were boinling each other to death for believing in a different sect of christianity and burning witches,don't act all high and mighty,all sivilisations have gone through dark times,doesn't make what the europeans did any less inhumane (and I know they're not the only ones who've done cruel things,but don't try to justify it)
Sila
Idk half of what you're talking about. Germ theory wasn't known then. People believed sickness was spread by evil spirits. Disease killed most natives before they even saw Europeans. Entire villages went extinct. Disease traveled faster than people. That's where the phrase manifest destiny comes. Europeans were discovering beautiful fertile empty land but the original inhabitants died years prior. They would often find abandoned villages.
Vile Crocodile again,watch the video I suggested,there are actual authentic letters that prove that the diseases we spread intentiolly(pretty sure I wrote that wrong) and I'm saying that all people on earth have done terrible things but that doesn't justify being so inhumane.
I don't think i would want to go to school anymore... Just wow
finally schools are teaching something kids can use in the real world!
FROchinima Depressing, but yeah 😂
As a kid I remember fire drills . In Ohio we had a drill ( can't remember if it was earthquake or some cold war drill) where you were supposed to hide underneath your desk!! And now we are resorting to this!!!!
Murica
alexander williams
Lol... Childish Gambino's song should have been titled "This is 'Murica" instead. America is the "land of the free and the home of the brave." Cowardly moves like that don't deserve an A.
This is dystopian as hell... That rhyme is chilling.
.... I don't know if anybody noticed, but this isn't Trevor Noah.
... but it IS Lewis Black.
Stop lying kid
Actually....
I think that's racism??
Oh fuck you're right! Damn, I guess I need both new eyes and ears.
Imagine the Last Day of school pranks that will be pulled when giant smoke machines are employed.
Can we talk about gun control now?
Seeing the HS Freshmans' faces and hearing about the Kindergarten classroom brike my heart.
Here before 1k views
Hearing this man say "razzleberry" was the high-point of my year.
The ending is too 😂🤣
When he said "hickory dickory dock", I thought he was about to turn into Andrew Dice Clay. In fact the only thing missing was a cigarette and an "Oooohhhh!!!"
*Principal:* Welcome to high school, kids, here's your complimentary Kevlar shield! Keep it in your backpack at all times, and stay safe!
*Tiny Kid:* ...I wanna be homeschooled...
I remember the columbine shooting when I stayed with friends in Louisiana and how scared there kids where to go to school after that.
Now it is normal it seams and a part of life. I’m so glad we don’t live in the states. My daughter and son in law don’t have to be stressed when there children are at school and here children can enjoy there school time without looking over there shoulder thinking not if but when they are going to be the victim of a school shooting.
That nursery rhyme gave me the shivers
Ring around the rosey is about the bubonic plague too lol.
EVERYONE RUN TOWARDS THE FRONT DOOR..
After that nursery rhyme, Lewis forgot to add "OH!!!"
My school also does the same procedure! Grr!
This guy is INCREDIBLE...WE ALL NEED MORE LEWIS BLACKS IN THE WORLD!!!😆😆😆😂🤣😅😎😎😎
That nursery rhyme sent chills through my body. If I was American my child would have a private tutor at home. I was like danm when I heard that rhyme.
Damn!Good thing I grew up in south Jamaica Queens.
Love your enemies.
Be kind to those that wish you harm.
Open the door and let um in.
Respect.
Well said.