I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.
When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. ...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor. It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.
Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!
4:07 - FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting? FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag. FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!
This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL
Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?
Thanks for the quick response, man. I've seen these fully, I just can't remember the names of a few of them. 1:05 Short 1:52 Short 1:57 Short 5:23 Short 5:36 Short 6:21 Short 7:37 Short Hope that's not too much of a problem. Edit: Looking up a few of these. The Clows are If Mirrors could Talk and Reggie with his talking room is Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things, The Car accident is Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit
“Little Willie” “Are you sure you wanna go with that name? You’re REEEALLY sure…” “Yeah, people today find it ridiculous, but in the future, people will be more mature…” 😂
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I love how the doctor delivers the heartbreaking news of a stillborn child to the father with all of the compassion and empathy of a mechanic telling a customer that the manufacturer's warranty won't cover the transmission repair.
Look, he has other things to do. He just wanted to get it over with.
@@WorldWar2freak94 Oh, you mean like golf and smoking?
"One kick to the nuts; end of problem." One of the best pieces of advice ever!
"That's my purse! I don't know you!!"
Cackle Fresh Eggs , was funny as hell !
"You're a wildcard, Jimmy! You're off the force!"
“ I love our walks together, Miss Kingsley. Can we discuss the dangers of drowning now?”
When showing a scene of a man being told that his son was stillborn, nothing heightens the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor.
...oops, I'm sorry, I misspelled "destroys". Nothing DESTROYS the drama like a squeezebox hitting the floor.
It's a common typo. The keys are like right next to each other.
Yeah, I was like, Jesus Christ... what were they thinking?
Ah, so I did hear that line right.
"Kids just kneel in the back like gitmo prisoners." lmfao
"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound."
There are two types of sales help in a clothing store; "Social Hour" and "They Don't Pay Me Enough to Care".
"The Italian equivalent of the record scratch sound". :)
"''Cause you're Canadian, eh?"
You musnt take the bush for granted
“Tony, I’m afraid your son is Danish. There’s nothing we can do.”
Reggie looks like a young Austin Powers.
"AAAH! SAFETY WOMAN! I'M IN HERE!"
"Trying to shop here? I should spit on you!"
Pete's mom stands there for at least 30 minutes!! You can see her shoulder at 7 o' clock and then the clock advances by 30 minutes and her shoulder is still there!
She definitely re-positioned by about an inch, showing that she left and came back.... very precisely.
"She brings him a towel and shows him where to hang it."
i can't believe they let that go without a riff.
thee maxx
Too obvious?
“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”
Best. Line. EVER!
I laughed so much I nearly cried.
The bush is even more dangerous in Australia.
"How fun! A book that pulsates like an infected boil."
Kid's got a condensed paperback of the _Necronomicon._
7:04 You heard of big-lipped alligator moments? Well, this is what I would call a big-lipped pillow moment.
"Not the last time Elliot Ness and Al Capone would clash."
Cackle fresh eggs... lol !!!!
Fukin fresh eggs had me in bits 😅
"Maybe your doll will disappear or your car will blow up. ... You want I should mess up your face?" Oh god that kid. That riff got me busting.
4:07 -
FILMMAKER 1: Okay, so how should we play this part where the cartoonish Italian stereotype gets some of the worst news you could possibly imagine getting?
FILMMAKER 2: How bout a goofy accordion drop gag.
FILMMAKER 1: Perfect! Not inappropriate at all!
"It's raining nooses! The universe is telling Willy to stop being a wuss and go for it!"
"That kid needs to be led by the hand" lol, what a great set up line.
The man in the "bread and milk" part is the Otis of Mayberry actor.
1:58 Ladies and Gentlemen, the origin story of Diamanda Hagen!
Victor Hernandez
While being harassed by a pint-size member of the Mafia!
“The Italian equivalent of a record scratch.”
WHEN am I gonna learn not to drink anything while watching these? Darn near ruined my keyboard with hot chocolate.
"Reggie makes Rick Moranis look debonair."
"How many 8 year old kids fold their underwear?"
I'm 28 and I still don't.
I'm 48 and finally do
I'm 67 and I never have.
Hard to fold a G string.
I don't wear any, problem solved
Save money by going commando
That talking pillow was hideous! 😖
It had that "not a floatation device" look to it. XD
Oh, my God! What's he been doing to that pillow! 7:02
4:11 That sound needs to be a meme or something.
"Kid singlehandedly disproves Hitler's 'Master Race' theory." Oh, that's rich!
No, it's Reich.
That line always kills me.
lol that was a fucking burn.
Is George W. Bush in this?
Ever have a pillow with lips on it?
Actually, keep that to yourself.
I heard the Japanese are improving "pillow with lips" technology. 👄
Yeah, that has some implications nowadays that I'm sure weren't considered 50 years ago.
"Wow! The original Toy Story was a lot grittier!"
"Soap tastes good!" :D
Only Rifftrax could take serious issues & turn them into hilarious bits. 😆
"A fall is practically guaranteed."
"If you don't shatter your knee, we'll refund all your money."
Soooooooo, when can I sign up for this?
The guy at 7:50 does make a very good point about "The Bush". You should respect "The Bush".
LOVE the bush. Sometimes all I can think about is the bush.
Kurt Reber
ALL HAIL THE BUSH!
Everyone loves the Bush now.
7:50 Lol the bush!!!
"ya want i should mess up ya face..." XD
i'm pretty sure that reggie's pillow can only be bought in neighborhoods of the city specifically zoned for that type of purchase
This store has nice shirts.
+Al Mullen Odd how things really haven't changed in 40 years.
The best of each short, well done!
“Mom’s boyfriends just keep getting uglier”
"Reggie makes Rick Moranis seem debonair" ! !! lol
Dads in the 60's couldn't be bothered by tedious offspring.
At least Dads in 60s shorts.
Reggie! Reg...Reggie! Go back into frame, Reggie! Reggie...Dammit, Reggie!
its a 5 mile walk to bed
6:58 a frat joke that actually made me laugh alot
I turn 40 this weekend and I still don’t fold my undies, nor do I care to 🤣😎
"That gives me an idea."
"Quit the lame ass Safety Patrol?"
Regie is the most hilariously cute kid in cinema history.
"Little Willy Horton Heat!!!" LOL
could we discuss the dangers of drowning now? lol what a conversation!!
Lol you should definitely give your kid(s) milk and *cookies* before they go to sleep. All that sugar will help calm them down before sleeping 👍🏾
"Reggie looks like a cross between Milhouse and Ralph Wiggum."
I have to go drop the squeezebox, ifyouknowwhatimean.
“Domestic Violence Danny.” 👀😵😂😂😂😂😂
This supports my opinion that the RiffTrax shorts are much more enjoyable than the movies. The more time they spend riffing and the less time they spend talking to each other, the better. LOL
Eh, I like them both. That's saying something, cause I didn't like RiffTrax at all in the beginning.
I really wanted to see what Jimmy ended up doing at the end
Got the feeling those safety patrol kids became mafia informers inside the police force
07:35 “...Hitler’s master race theory.” 🤣🤣🤣
"Why is the chess box Romanian?"
That accordian note though...
"You wanna should mess up ya face?"
"Reg- Reggie! Go back in the frame, Reggie!"
What? Wait a minute! What did Jimmy do to Billy Jones? I WANNA KNOW!
thanks for vids cubester
7:33 LOOOLLL why is this so funny!!
Okay, now I'm sure I saw the filmstrip with the wrecked toys when I was a kid. I vividly remember the rain-damaged book. Where can I find the whole short? What's the title?
www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-taking-care-of-your-own-things
Thanks!
Have they ever done "Time Out For Trouble"? That has to be about the strangest educational short ever.
Oppeldeldoc1
Especially the evil lady in the clock who seems to relish people’s injuries.
“What? Into a wood chipper? Let it go, Jimmy!”
It disproves Hitlers master race theory😂
8:30 the love child of Mr Bean and Mr Rogers
lol
8:28 - This guy's in the center of a Venn diagram between Mr. Bean, Robert DeNiro and Fred Rogers.
1:39 oh man the cast who brought you Cheating: A Post Modernist Neo Noir with a new great short on emotional abuse and manipulation
7:35
My God it's a young Matt Riddle.
"We're here to slap you."
Im at a loss for breath. great edit. lmao
Nobody got the Balki reference?
Damn, i must be old.
Perfect Strangers.
What’s the one with the 5-mile walk to bed called? 🤣
www.rifftrax.com/beginning-responsibility-getting-ready-for-school
Thank you, friend. 😘
Why is the chess box Romanian?
'Dammit, he won't go home!' - Rifftrax team fans of The Sweet's 'Little Willy'?
What is the short with the little girl with the Joker makeup?? 😂
www.rifftrax.com/if-mirrors-could-speak
She looks like a young Diamanda Hagen!
4:45-4:49 "SHUT UP! FOR GOD'S SAKE, JUST SHUT UP!" -Max (Sam & Max Hit the Road)
The thumbnail refers to Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things.
Do you still remember which RIffs you used here? I'm trying to find these ones to show some friends.
Be specific about which timestamps.
Thanks for the quick response, man. I've seen these fully, I just can't remember the names of a few of them.
1:05 Short
1:52 Short
1:57 Short
5:23 Short
5:36 Short
6:21 Short
7:37 Short
Hope that's not too much of a problem.
Edit: Looking up a few of these. The Clows are If Mirrors could Talk and Reggie with his talking room is Beginning Responsibility: Taking Care Of Your Own Things, The Car accident is Seat Belts: The Life Saving Habit
“Little Willie”
“Are you sure you wanna go with that name? You’re REEEALLY sure…”
“Yeah, people today find it ridiculous, but in the future, people will be more mature…”
😂
0:38 is that John Tavares as a kid??
"Then don't carry child dummies in your car!"
Which Rifftrax video has the guy carrying boxes? Those riffs are great.
+xxx96753 www.rifftrax.com/down-and-out
Thank you. Your collection of clips here is awesome!
+xxx96753 that's my favorite.
My family quotes a lot from that short. My mother even gave me a case of sidewalk chalk as an inside joke.
"Maybe he's just stashing a bit of sidewalk chalk in there."
I want to know how that crossing guard bit ends.
Buy the full video then!
Jimmy of the safety patrol
Femur collection 👀😂😂😂🔥
1:39 Same narrator from "Cheating"? Has to be.