Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.
This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor! For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.
Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness
Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him
+pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"
Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?
Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.
"An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?
7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.
Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)
I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.
He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.
Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!
I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."
Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.
You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.
Even worse than "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", and that had Jamie Foxx as Electro, let me say that again: they had Jamie Foxx as Electro, who also, before him turning into Electro, acted like Jim Carrey's take on The Riddler in Batman Forever. And yet, THIS is still the worst Spider-Man reboot ever. But the blond mullet guy was definitely the most convincing character in the film, and he's an undercover agent, playing a biker.
ive loved Mike Bill and Kevin for years, watched MST3K as a kid in the 90s, followed rifftrax from day one i love their countless awesome references, hilarious bits and jokes.. But theres one thing they do that bugs me, and thats always shit talk pineapple on pizza haha.. Its good as fuck, anyone who doesnt like it either hasnt tried it or just doesnt like pineapple it compliments the meat so well, especially if you get green peppers too to balance out the flavor with a little salt and texture, sausage/pep mixed with GP and pineapple, either on thin or pan and especially with white sauce, is the best goddamn pizza
Who robs a grocery store? Did they really need $1000 in small bills? 9:14 How to create a romance scene in a macho action movie: Add romantic music and.... done. 9:30 Everyone knows that the only vehicles that suddenly burst into flames are Teslas. 10:01 These guys give torch-wielding mobs a bad name. 11:40 They dragged Lance Henriksen into this dumpster fire of a movie?
Fun fact: the Capitol scenes were mostly shot at the Arkansas State Capitol rather than in Mississippi, because Arkansas was cheaper and let them get away with Wilder stunts.
This would have been when Bill Clinton was governor!
For once, it was people in Mississippi saying "Thank God for Arkansas" and not the other way around.
Fun fact: Was stuck next to Boz in a traffic jam on the I5 during 15 minutes he played for Seattle. Gave him the finger. He gave me the double finger. Then we both laughed. His lane was the first to start moving and we waved at each other. #BrushesWithAlmostGreatness
If Zap Rosdower and Rip Chunk-Rock from "Space Mutiny" had a baby it would look like Brian Bosworth
Edgar Allan Lovecraft that statement is perfectly accurate!
Top tier comment
"Ask not what your pork chop can do for you; ask what you can do for your bulldozer."
Is it just me or does the dark haired bearded biker in that scene totally look like Robert Z'Dar? The one with the skull shirt on the left as Bishop says the line and points the gun haha
I couldnt tell, the beard was where his iconic jaw would be
turns out it wasnt him but totally looked like him
"Unconventional pet? I'm starting to think this guy doesn't play by the rules!" lol!
LMAO! "Hand grenade on a public sidewalk. Right out of the Comcast customer service playbook."
I'm just gonna start saying "This could be the biggest pork chop I ever ate, or my bulldozer" in regular conversation
+pdlbean hahahaha
+pdlbean I think it's now called a metaphive. While watching the cast & crew only preview of it, the guy would did the cutting of that scene yelled out, "OH SH|T!"
+pdlbean Do you mind if I regard you as a kind of God?
Yeah, my dad used to say that to my mom before sex.
"What's in the robe, a DOG or something?"
"my god. tiny rectangular shades: he's changed the game!"
"You got balls of steel, Stone"
Totally worth writing a character with that name just to have that line ha
:)
Why would the cop with the most biker related arrests be ideal for an undercover job into a biker club? Wouldn't that make it far more likely his cover would be blown?
my thoughts exactly
Lol overthinking it. The writer didn't so why should we?😂
Same reason a DA could get a new trial to demand a harsher sentence for a convict. The writer just needed words to put between the chases, fights, boobs, and explosions.
"Taint sweat. One hours worth."
God, the riffs on this movie....too funny!
We've become a Sons of Monarchy!
"that's just how mullet giants greet eachother"
"An unconventional pet?! I'm starting to think this ghuy doesn't play by the rules!" This and R.O.T.O.R are two of my favourites XD WHats in. The robe- a daawg or something?
Ruin his credit score, yeah!
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!" xD
10:30 "It's the Southern Seinfeld!"
Is it me or does Brian Bosworth look like he could be John Cena's dad?
Rachel Alicea he do
@@prince_of_cats Actually, it's "he DOES".
Alot of white men have similar facial bone structures. Sometimes I honestly have difficulty telling them apart in certain films.
He looks like a hybrid of Shawn michaels, Randy Orton, and John Cena
@@LightForger Cena & Michaels I can definitely see, but how does he resemble Orton?
Lance Erickson doing his best John Wick 4 impression at the end there
It's P2P! How many takes did he need to say that! 🎭
Starring roided-out Mike Nelson
Mike does a hilarious Seinfeld impression every time
Brian Bosworth almost did play DukeNukem in the first failed attempt at a live action movie
TheNaturalPatHarris he would have been awesome
@TheNaturalPatHarris That's why they mentioned it :P
Dolph is the only man capable of playing Duke accurately. :{
7:25 Cuz if you're going to do a drug deal, do it in a public place, don't bother to hide it, and have your dealer stand out as much as a gang of bikers would at a high-class club.
Damn, ive been doing it all wrong.
Mike's Southern Seinfeld sounds a lot like his Barney Fife
This episode looks hilarious. I couldn't stop laughing at all their wisecracks. So good.
"Bless you motherfu...my son"
11:16 Mac's dad from "always sunny"!
Ha yeah it is.
was not ready for Banana Hammock reveal at 2:05
Not lying: I saw Boz at a 'Hawks game where he raised the 12 flag before the game. The crowd gave a polite applause, but not many 12s in Seattle still aren't wild about him. Still, got to see John Stone live! (No mullet, thankfully.)
"Sorry, these were wrapped around my gun" 😂😂
0:21 "Don Triscuttoni" lol.
Supermarket Sweep is way more intense than I remember
I woke up my entire apartment building laughing at 7:00
I emailed Rifftrax for years asking them to do 'Stone Cold!'
Brian Bosworth is what happens when you don’t plan for your life after the NFL.
I'd do a few B movies, D2V roles. Why the ^&*÷ not? 🎭
"This is gonna be the biggest pork chop I ever ate.....or my bulldozer" LOL wtf?
Why do I feel like if this movie were made for even less money it would have starred Reb Brown?
3:39 that guy looks like Kenny Omega
Fake Syd Vicious looks a lot like Johnny Rotton
You got balls of stone, Steele. See it works either way.
So that's what it would look like if 1985 and 1987 had a inbred baby lol
Did they just make a Final Fight reference in this movie?
+Pax Humana Yes, yes they did
Damn, he would have made a GREAT Duke Nukem
And keep his pork chops out of my bulldozer. Lmao!!!
The Lizard was mocking the cop by oinking...
0:32 1985 + 1987 = 1991? yeah, that sounds about right.
0:21 Redefining ''Putting on the Ritz'".
7:01 "Swank! Ten times as addictive as marijuana!"
I can’t think of a better biker movie
"Taint sweat"? lol Laughing my head off!
3:40 That's just how mullet giants greet each other 🤣
"Taint sweat, one hour's worth."
I just wanted Forsythe to get his damn hot dogs.
@4:16 did the biker shit his pants but still have the seconcond portion prairie dogging it hahahahaha
Main character guy looks like the lovechild of Randy Orton and John Cena.
You know it’s in moments like these I remember my father’s last words which were “Don’t son, that gun is loaded”
Commander Kalgan, take me away!
I never really understood the point of the movie. Is Stone supposed to be SO unconventional that it's meant to be cool that he completely fails and the movie ends in almost complete disaster? In the end he struts off like he's Badass #1 when he completely failed his mission and let the entire Mississippi Supreme Court, the D.A. (and probably future governor) as well as countless other civilians get gunned down in cold blood.
I have the same question, but for Bond in Skyfall.
He wasn't the acting security force that let an entire armed biker gang into a closed court proceeding, and stopping such a thing from happening is not typically the domain of an undercover officer.
You seem to have use more brain cells than anyone who actually worked on this movie 🤔🤣
Better than anything you will get in this day and age
CGI
Who ruined the picture of my butt....lmao
They need to remake this movie with Steve Austin
“Better be some hotdogs left”
“Worst Spider-Man reboot yet”
Bishop the biker 😂
and two of the actors from Raising Arizona
At least Steve is a better actor than Brian Bosworth. Not by much…but still.
"We got a black guy and a woman now, so shut up!"
Olivertwiztid, your icon alone takes me to a happier place.
Well, yours does the same for me. And your username. XD
I don't care if he climbs in through your window stark naked in the middle of the night! You don't give no matches to Mikey!
"Arabella Holzbog" is the dorkiest female name I can imagine. That must be why her career never took off.
No Joke on Lance Henriksen's "Loaded Gun" Line?
Doesn't Charlie Sheen have a movie like this?
EXPLISIT HIPHOP Above the Law.
He started going faster why diddnt i think of that?😅😅😅
Think the Army won't notice a combat helicopter missing?
6:34 Sudden Tommy Lee Jones accent!
I know it's not a "riff," but still disappointed you didn't include "cleanup on aisle 4."
“I’m with the FBI...oops!” 😂
So they made a Mr. Socko reference, but no Stone Cold Steve Austin reference? I guess that would have been too easy.
That's the mark of good comedy. Try not to go for the easy ones all the time.
Did the makers of Stone Cold also work with the Breasts Council and Imprint Film?
3:39 Kenny Omega?!?!?
I'm suprised they didn't make the March to Unite The Right reference with the torches. "That's the difrence between those bougie Nazis vs the honest working Nazi, real torches."
"Sorry, sir. I gotta inspect your load?"
Was that guy Allen Covert? The main guy from Grandma's Boy?
Lol the main guy looks like Randy Orton if he had a mullet
Sadly, doesn't quite sound like Randy Orton though...but the image of Orton with a mullet and biker jacket is pretty hilarious.
Surprised stone didn't hear all that machine gun fire in that store.
Am I the only one who thinks the guy buying the chopper at 11:16 looks exactly like Seth from the first Command & Conquer? He even has the same hat... and the same sense of subtlety (i.e. none whatsoever). Sadly this movie lacks a villainous bald guy to off him.
And at 12:02, it's Ted Cruz!
5:18-5:23
What the Hell does that even mean?
He looks so much like Randy Orton, it's tripping me out. lol
I just overdosed on early 90s coolness
Are those bikes made by the same people who made the Ford Pinto?
0:13-I want to party with this dude!
Is that a dead skunk on Bosworth's jacket? 😂
Much like Cobra...intro
4:04 to 4:17.. most horrific pan in film history.
+WinkstheBeast Nazi flag for fun...(girls naked) more fun...kid pushing a stroller...ok what the hell?
You don’t like naked women?
You know what, in under 15 seconds it managed to communicate three location cues. That's better than a *lot* of Rifftrax movies. This movie manages to at least move along at a decent clip, even if it is moving from nonsensical gunplay to gratuitous boobs to pointless explosions.
Did I see Shawn Michaels in the first 20 seconds?
Rawk4Life No, that's just some guy with a gun.
Wait, steel or stone? X'D
I was super surprised to see Bishop in this stinker haha, Lance henrikson must have had bills to pay
0:32 Oh look it's Mullet John Cena
oh man, don't even joke about shia labeouf appearing 😩🤣
Why is Lance Henrikson always playing these types of charecters. CAN SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS TO ME!!!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typecasting
"Worst Spiderman reboot ever."
Even worse than "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", and that had Jamie Foxx as Electro, let me say that again: they had Jamie Foxx as Electro, who also, before him turning into Electro, acted like Jim Carrey's take on The Riddler in Batman Forever. And yet, THIS is still the worst Spider-Man reboot ever. But the blond mullet guy was definitely the most convincing character in the film, and he's an undercover agent, playing a biker.
Who is blurring out the TnA from these?!? :{
Certainly not me, that's for sure...
@@shawnfields2369 ofcourse not, you’re a man of culture!
@@tetsuoswrath Yeah, exactly!
12:02 Is that Kurt Russel!?!
12:02 Ted Cruz?
Well, I could definitely see him as a "load inspector".
ive loved Mike Bill and Kevin for years, watched MST3K as a kid in the 90s, followed rifftrax from day one
i love their countless awesome references, hilarious bits and jokes..
But theres one thing they do that bugs me, and thats always shit talk pineapple on pizza haha..
Its good as fuck, anyone who doesnt like it either hasnt tried it or just doesnt like pineapple
it compliments the meat so well, especially if you get green peppers too to balance out the flavor with a little salt and texture, sausage/pep mixed with GP and pineapple, either on thin or pan and especially with white sauce, is the best goddamn pizza
That was a thoughtful, impassioned argument.
Still wrong though.
Who robs a grocery store? Did they really need $1000 in small bills? 9:14 How to create a romance scene in a macho action movie: Add romantic music and.... done. 9:30 Everyone knows that the only vehicles that suddenly burst into flames are Teslas. 10:01 These guys give torch-wielding mobs a bad name. 11:40 They dragged Lance Henriksen into this dumpster fire of a movie?
Orlando FL had a Winn Dixie robbery I recall. Late 2000s. 4 or 5 robbers ran in around 730pm, week night.