Best of RiffTrax's Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
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"A boy has just been killed."
"I don't understand, children are NEVER endangered at Hogwarts!"
Harry: "Myrtle!"
Nelson: "why aren't you in Hell?"
I lost it with that.
AHS reference?
Bill Corbet actually said that.
"Hey, it's Doctor..."
"Who?"
"I'm trying to remember, give me a second."
Malfoy: My father will hear about this.
"Yeah when he sees the headline "Douche humiliated."
Ha ha.
"This is an age line. Dumbledore drew it himself."
"So?"
"So he's really proud of it. You should tell him it's good...He's old."
"Well looks like Curry's on the menu."
Had he been raised by Sirius that is definitely what would have happened.
''I will now fight the big lady to the death.''
I laughed way too hard at that...
Resident Evil 8 (Capcom; 2021)
"Who you going with, then?"
"Hey you! Find me someone to go with!"
Rifftrax never fails to make me laugh.
"The cannonball just killed 4 students"
"What House were they in?"
"Ravenclaw-"
"Eh, just throw a tarp over them"
Completely lost it there.
"Remember, your son's a bloodsucking demon, bye!"
I never get tired of that line.
@@TheNN “You mean he’s a vampire?”
“A what now? I just assume that about all teenagers.”
"Only one person's ever survived it." "Keith Richards."
"And he's sitting in this classroom." "Yeah, nothing can kill you, Keith dude!"
@@kyon813 "How you doing over there?"
"You saw your parents that night didn't you?"--'They yelled at me and told me to leave.'-And that's my cue to die.
"So the powerful wizarding world was powerless to fight five men?"
Yeah I had a problem with that too.
So many problems with that staging...
I had a problem with that in the book too. there are only about, oh, thousands of wizards who aren't with the death eaters and have skills in dueling, so, what're you all doing folks? expeliarmus those bastards.
Well let's not forget that in the books, the death eaters were holding muggle hostages in the air.
@@JaredsGaming and forcing a lady to have an up skirt as they laughed.
So they just all run and give up because six bad guys show up? Are we missing something?
" We get it, he's lonely.We don't need to see him deal with it." xD That almost had me in tears.
*Robert Pattinson drops down*
"Ahh! Undead!"
"Quick, fall in love with it!"
AAAAHHHH! AAAHHHHH!
"You need to what you're up against! You need to be PREPARED!"
"You need to OVERACT! You need to PUSH! THE LIMIT! OF HAMINESS!"
Easily my favorite Rifftrax line
"That's right skanks! Soak it in, I call the shots now!" LMAO
I always felt really bad for Myrtle. She's stuck spending her afterlife in a bathroom.
Ghostwriter No worries; she could leave if she wanted to.
AmityRavenclawElf In the books, they say that the wizard government ordered her to stay in Hogwarts.
Ghostwriter But she can leave the *bathroom* . She was at Nick's death day party, remember?
AmityRavenclawElf Oh, right.
Now I just wonder why she doesn't do that more often.
She actually chose to
"Ohh, looks like Curry's on the menu!"
I CHOKED.
It really isn't safe to drink while watching Rifftrax. xD
"As of tonight..."
"He is our new furer!"
XD
Also, I love all the Doctor Who references XD
* fuhrer
"He is, as of tonight. . . OUR NEW FUHRER!"
*surprised laugh, followed by horrified hand-clamp of "Oh my god, I did not just laugh to that"*
"Sirius...?"
"Harry slowly reciting the Dark Knight script one word at a time..."
Oh man I love Riffttrax. xD
Indian chicks-Hi, Harry.
Well, looks like curry's on the menu
"Well, looks like curry's on the menu"
"Alright he's lonely, we get it. We don't need to see how he deals with it"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse--Minor Vandalism. XDD Loved that! These guys are too much. I needed to laugh today too and these Rifftraxs usually do the trick.
Thank you for uploading this!
"My father will hear about this!"
"Yeah, when he sees the headline douche humiliated"
"Eat it, Pippi Longstocking" wayy beyond genius XDD
Pippi rules!
"Ron I've been thinking what are the odds of you having a career once these movies are done?" Damn Kevin that just petty as hell XD!!!!!!
"Get to the CHOPPA!"
"There is no CHOPPA!"
"We're SCREWED!"
"A safety measure failing at Hogwarts?! The wonders never cease!" LOL! I love HP but this is damn funny.
"Alright, see you in the room we share." LMAO
- "Hey where are all the monsters for the hedge maze scene, like in the book?"
- "Well we couldn't afford them so we're just gonna have the plants come alive and drive them insane."
- (In the corner, M. Night Shyamalan's ears perk up)
I burst into laughter with the "Myrtle? Why aren't you in hell?" bit. Then my family looked at me like I was crazy when I fell on the ground laughing
"Ve must annex ze Sudetenland!"
"Hey you, find me someone to go with!"
"The fifth horseman of the apocalypse: Minor vandalism" love that line.
"So tell me Harry ...Who you banging?" LMFAO Get's me every time...
"Potter! May I. Offer you...some pie!"
"I will now fight the big lady to the death!" Man, I want to see that!
"Welcome my friends."
"Thought there'd be more of you but, ah..." Ha Ha
"You need to be PREPARED!"
"You need to OVERACT, YOU NEED TO PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMLINESS!!"
"Tinkerbells ready to kick some ass"
"You need to over act you need to push the limit of happness"
Diggin' that Escape From New York reference at 0:13
"You need to OVERACT! You need to PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMMINESS!!!"
"Old One Eye's behind you."
"Oh wait. That came out wrong."
"Professor Sprout tells me you have an aptitude for HERBology ... if you know what I mean, dude! Four Twenty!" ROFL
"Forget her Harry, she's mulch!"
Even funnier is that Mark Williams actually DID later act on Doctor Who as Rory's Dad, Brian Williams.
Haha he was a fun character, just on some janky episodes, dinosaurs in space and power of 3 are pretty meh
I wish they put the bonus scene in the episode, where he gets a letter from Rory after they got stuck in the past from the angels, explaining what happened & having adopted a kid
"The collective wizarding world is powerless against six bad guys!"
I said the same thing in the theatre. XD
"His Milkshake brings all the rats to the yard." Lol
I warned you about enjoying things Neville!
also, can we get the wizarding equivalent of the fast and furious with Michelle Rodriguez?
One of the truly great, surprisingly funny Rifftrax.
"Throw a tarp over 'em!"
"Wait, all he needs is a strand of hair!" 🤣
" Now that I've slightly changed where you are standing for no apparent reason."
"We get it, he's lonely. We don't need to see how he deals with it"
LOL!!!
"Baby Amanda Seyfried!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
"So tell me, Harry..."
"Who ya bangin'?"
This fucking killed me.
"They're firing on us! Release the dragon!" XD
Was that a Young Frankenstein reference with the lightning and horse whinny at the mention of a person's name? :)
+barbaro267 Yep.
I finally found out: the horses neighed because "blucher" is German for "glue".
yup
The BEST Potter Rifftrax they've done.
"Geez, we get it, he's lonely. We don't need to see how he deals with it."
"You need to overACT! You need to PUSH THE LIMITS OF HAMMINESS!"
Considering how the character was presented in the books, this is more or less appropriate.
Hagrid: I remeber meeting you all,
Bill: I was QUITE naked.
That line had me laughing for a while, totally unexpected.
"It puts the lotion on its skin!" haha love it
Draco: MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THISSSS!
Rifftrax: Yeah, when he sees the headline 'Douche-Humiliated'
HAHAHA!
"The goblet of fire institutes a binding magical contract" - "like the Munich Agreement"
I love the part with the leprechaun! Kevin just makes his dancing funny!
The way he says 'looks like curry's on the menu' is absolutely epic!
Mr. Potter has no choice. He is, as of tonight, OUR NEW FUHRER!
"Eh, dickweed... " it took me several times watching Before i realized that was Not Dumbledore actually saying that xD
Unmentioned line just before that one...."Oh no, he landed smack in the middle of an AARP meeting!"
"Ah, the cannonball killed four students!" "What house were they in?" "Ravenclaw" "Eh, throw a tarp over 'em"
"Uh, yeah, you killed a mermaid and the bullet lodged in Ron's thigh. Well done..."
vy did I ever leave mein bunker?
And Roger Lloyd-Pack (Barty Crouch Sr.) was John Lumic in Age of Steel and Rise of the Cybermen.
The first thing I remember seeing Mark Williams in was Red Dwarf, where he played Olaf Petersen.
5:00 best line!
lol I was just going to post this
CognizantCheddar ME too , dammit !!
Me too. These guys are good!
That is pretty good, but my favourite ones are still the Hitler references. There's something about that guy obviously and yet completely secretly being Hitler that just makes me laugh my ass off.
"I warned you about enjoying things Neville."
for the win.
"Damnit he's lonely. Don't need to see how he deals with it!" XD
nothin can kill you Keith dude hahaha.
aptitude for herbology whoo 420 man
this might be one of my favorites for sure
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When the wandering in the woods "gangland execution" scene comes up I always think of "Miller's Crossing": "LOOK into your HARRRRT!"
I think that's what they were going for, personally. :)
“Your dramatically timed tea is ready”
The Cedric Diggory jokes made this Rifftrax most awesome
"Who you banging?" LOL
"Why aren't you in Hell?!"
Gets me every time XD
"Get to da choppa!" and "It puts the lotion on it's skin" just about killed me, great movie references. Awesome RiffTrax. ;-}
oh my god at the young frankenstein reference!!! I officially love these guys
"Hey, it's Doctor... um..."
"Who"
"I'll try to remember. Give me a second." LOL!
Kat
Even among Rifftrax, this compilation stands out. It's been a while since I laughed so much in the span of 10 minutes.
Harry for Fuhrer 2016
XDD
#HarryPotterforFuhrer2016
He has my vote
I just called Satan Potato You guys picked the wrong dictator
Tinkerbell's ALWAYS ready to kick some ass; it's just that no one can understand what she says and Peter Pan usually downplays her death threats when he translates.
This needs to be set to metalcore guitar riffs and a harsh vocalist: HARRRRAAY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME, INTO THE GOBLET OF FIIIRRE?!?!? (He asked calmly)
When the Doctor goes just a little nuttier than usual.
3:26 If this weren’t PG, Skeeter would absolutely ask that.
"Ah, undead! Quick, fall in love with it!"
"hmmmm looks like curry's on the menu" i totally wasnt expecting that line.
"We get it. He's alone. We don't need to see how he deals with it." 😂
"No one will ever again question my powers!" - "What powers?" - "SHHH!!!" XD LOL
The Grendel reference at the end killed me!! XP
"Wouldn't even bother tellin' you what's in there. You wouldn't believe me if I did."
"It's a director's cut of Avatar that was good."
"You're right, I don't believe it."
Aw, no Hagrid’s Sippy Cup of Fire? But thankfully we have RiffTrax’s official highlights!
I love the Little mermaid reference at merfolk part, "Under the sea!"
1:48, Well looky there, it's the LATE Walder Frey