Best of the Worst: A Very Cannon Christmas

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2015
  • It's the holiday season, yet again! Join the Red Letter Media gang as they celebrate by opening presents that contain either shitty Christmas specials or violent 80s action movies made by the good people at Cannon Films!
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  • @DollyRanch
    @DollyRanch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    I guess Macaulay Culkin did end up calling them!

    • @Chatedh
      @Chatedh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +406

      I mean--- could you resist Rich Evans invitation?

    • @SlantsDraws
      @SlantsDraws 5 ปีที่แล้ว +415

      @@Chatedh He is the superstar that appeared on Ellen. The guy can have whoever he wants

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      They finally spooned!

    • @baneh1329
      @baneh1329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      The problem now is he won't leave

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      Do you think in his wildest dreams then that he thought him and Mac would film a "bit" spooning on the floor.

  • @BrokamaGay
    @BrokamaGay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1471

    ☑️ Macaulay
    ☑️ Ellen Show
    ⬜ Juicy Shaq Meat

    • @Thundergoom
      @Thundergoom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      As far as you know

    • @Lokzilla-fw5jv
      @Lokzilla-fw5jv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      The prophecy is nearing completion...

    • @LanceThumping
      @LanceThumping 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@DickVanWhiskey That and Shaq showing up would be some of the best events that have yet to happen on the show.

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I really hate looking at the comments during the intro of the video because I see stuff like this and I'm just completely at a loss for what the fuck this means and what the hell is going to happen in this video.

    • @ramseydoon8277
      @ramseydoon8277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      MONEY PLANE.

  • @Randomcorpse
    @Randomcorpse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Lesson learned from Deathwish 3: If you kill the queen creep, the worker creeps will flee the creep hive.

  • @Rubashow
    @Rubashow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    "This is why you're orphans: cause you're dumb."
    - Mike Stoklasa

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      34:06
      weren't those dumb kids the ones that still had parents?!
      edit: only the blonde boy that 180'd from despair to hope had parents. that girl asking about the star is a dumb orphan.

    • @weneedaladder8384
      @weneedaladder8384 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      "To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness" - Oscar Wilde (The Importance of Being Earnest)

  • @TheRealScaraban
    @TheRealScaraban 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3036

    Mike's frustration when he realizes "The Christmas Tree" is playable in all regions makes me laugh every time.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The highlight of the video 100%.

    • @sparki9085
      @sparki9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@TomasUjhelyi ...He's using slurs?

    • @lineartips1260
      @lineartips1260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Sparki90 this channel literally laughs at 9/11 and mike has literally called half the population retarded so your barking up the wrong tree lol

    • @LetsSmokePodcast
      @LetsSmokePodcast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      For the record: none of this is canon
      Please don’t hurt my feelings

    • @ryancowen8768
      @ryancowen8768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@joelsmith5938 the same

  • @cargo_vroom9729
    @cargo_vroom9729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    Charles Bronson used his own personal .475 Wildey Magnum pistol in Death Wish 3. Having their obscure big game hunting pistol featured in the movie saved the company from going bankrupt. Wildey pistols are still in production.

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      They’re ugly clumsy looking guns too,

    • @donnytrumptastic7815
      @donnytrumptastic7815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mckenzie.latham91 who asked you.

    • @ConnorHammond
      @ConnorHammond 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@mckenzie.latham91 Would you care to tell me more about the .475 Wildey Magnum pistol as used in Death Wish 3?

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      @@donnytrumptastic7815 "who asked you.”
      The public forum this is posted on that allows me to post anything i want...

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@ConnorHammond Yeah widely magnums are ugly guns
      there.

  • @jackkoffin1
    @jackkoffin1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +557

    According to wikipedia, that ridiculous-looking handgun in Death Wish 3 was actually Charles Bronson's preferred pistol and its appearance in the movie helped save the manufacturer from bankruptcy.

    • @plantain.1739
      @plantain.1739 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Its the perfect gun to represent him and bad action stars in general. Very big, imposing (much less so in Charles case), but ultimately about as useful as a rock with googley eyes glued on it.

    • @Mitch93
      @Mitch93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@plantain.1739 He mowed down thugs with it in that film, it was useful.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Mitch93 Yeah he killed a bunch of people with it, what is this guy stupid? Looks pretty effective to me.

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What gun us it?

    • @jackkoffin1
      @jackkoffin1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@PALACIO254 Its a .475 Wildey Hunter

  • @drakan_094
    @drakan_094 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1126

    I'm waiting for the Disney Remake called "Malvada" where she is a nice woman and her family gets killed by some orphan children.

    • @YungM.D.
      @YungM.D. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      They’re actually self made orphans who killed their own families. And don’t want anyone else to have one either

    • @NineQuestionMarks
      @NineQuestionMarks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At this point I'm convinced that Mavalda is the good guy in the original story as well. I swear those children are of a Children of the Corn cult that worship that pine tree, corrupt the town with bizarre eyes and smiles, and speak in black speech. She gambles away the money to keep the children from having funding to their plots, and tries to arrest the mother as she's directly helping the kids. Good treatment makes them stronger.

    • @zebertmcfly7274
      @zebertmcfly7274 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      At their current rate Disney is going to own Flamerian Farrira Films within the next few weeks, so you're probably right. I am only wondering which promising director's career they are going to tarnish for the Malvada prequel.

    • @Wagonrider89
      @Wagonrider89 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mulvida will be a misunderstood trans woman and all the male orphans kill her.

    • @DS-ib8ih
      @DS-ib8ih ปีที่แล้ว +12

      guillermo del toro

  • @FiggityJones
    @FiggityJones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +487

    As soon as they opened the Christmas Tree my eyes widened.

    • @Jade-dr3qe
      @Jade-dr3qe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      +Figgity Jones Mine too. I instantly thought back to that nostalgia critic review and went "OHH NOOOOO"

    • @rogerpuzzitiello5175
      @rogerpuzzitiello5175 8 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      You always win when you are good.

    • @BucketCapacity
      @BucketCapacity 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +Figgity Jones Only slightly, though.

    • @Insanity5163
      @Insanity5163 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +mrch33ze Don't forget, Kylo Ren was Jar Jar the whole time.

    • @Caparco71
      @Caparco71 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +BucketCapacity and they remained half open shortly after

  • @Paraves426
    @Paraves426 2 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    the idea of a child saying "mommy this is shitty" makes me laugh a lot

  • @joshhall5172
    @joshhall5172 8 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    I work at a Dollar Tree and every time I see our products used as props in your videos (and Space Cop) I'm reminded of work. Then I die a little on the inside.

    • @krisstasko
      @krisstasko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I hear that as a former dollar tree employee

    • @IloveGorgeousGeorge
      @IloveGorgeousGeorge 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      At least your work is going to something good

    • @guffymcfluffkins8177
      @guffymcfluffkins8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I'd be proud as hell if that was me, especially considering how rarely dollar store products are USEFUL.

    • @DeRockMedia
      @DeRockMedia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@IloveGorgeousGeorge to something 'very cool'

    • @PALACIO254
      @PALACIO254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I feel the same way about hospitals

  • @benbrutta8967
    @benbrutta8967 2 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Michael Winner also intentionally made a stunt scene more dangerous than previously agreed upon/planned, causing the stuntman to not see the landing mat he was supposed to hit. Since the building was on fire, with flames higher than originally planned, because Michael was an asshole and made the pyro guys turn them up when cameras were rolling, he had to wing it when jumping off the roof. He missed a large part of the mat and broke a whole bunch of bones and ended up in the hospital for weeks, effectively ending his career. The icing on the cake was when Winner came to see him at the hospital with a journalist and photographers to document how considerate and worried he was over the stuntman's well being. When they were busy snapping pictures he leaned in and whispered in the stuntman's ear: "Don't you dare even think about suing me. You'll never get anywhere with that", then kept on smiling for the cameras.

    • @RepKyle95
      @RepKyle95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I want to know if this is true, is there a source? Crazy if true

    • @ZombieWagon
      @ZombieWagon 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@RepKyle95 "Hollywood Bulldogs: The Rise and Falls of the Great British Stuntman" is a recent documentary in which the above story is talked about. Really good doc, well worth checking out.

  • @MyMagnificentOctopus
    @MyMagnificentOctopus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "Chuck Norris is a former guy" is one of the greatest lines.

  • @jessecurle716
    @jessecurle716 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    5 years later and Rich's dream finally came true.

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2093

    Charles Bronsons entire career is based on how forcefully young, anonymous, thuggy looking actors can throw themselves backwards XD

    • @CopiousDoinksLLC
      @CopiousDoinksLLC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      I like how the founder of Widley Firearms basically admits that Death Wish 3 pretty much saved his company and his sales spike every time it plays on cable television.

    • @fruitypeebils
      @fruitypeebils 6 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      it is quite a nice looking gun

    • @charleswefso2852
      @charleswefso2852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He did call them

    • @DarkShroud24
      @DarkShroud24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@michaelccozens No one buys a Wildey for practical use. Especially if chambered in the .475 Wildey magnum round. The movie even showed Bronson having to make his own bullets because its cheaper & faster than waiting on a bullet from USA Firearms Corp.

    • @pirat87pl
      @pirat87pl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@DarkShroud24 I've read somewhere that the gun used in the movie belonged to Bronson. Makes this even funnier.

  • @GoredonTheDestroyer
    @GoredonTheDestroyer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    So here's something interesting to know about Death Wish 3 - It was filmed, in its entirety, in _London._ Not a single shot of that movie was shot in New York City _because they couldn't afford it._

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      God, I thought everything looked weirdly familiar and not New York at all, but I didn't believe it. Apart from certain shots, it really is all filmed in 80s London. They had to get USAF personnel stationed at Lakenheath to dub over the extra's accents and everything. Amazing.

    • @chandler224
      @chandler224 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This is hilarious because I was like "huh what part of 1980's London looks apocalyptic and run-down?". Turns out they shot in Lambeth and Brixton which makes total sense, rough areas back in the day haha.

    • @Aaronslosek
      @Aaronslosek ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Now I can't not watch that segment while looking for weird British stuff like different electric plugs and stuff haha

    • @Gambit771
      @Gambit771 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Aaronslosek How is a different plug something weirdly British?

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@Gambit771 Well, the plug isn't especially weird itself (the major visible differences are that the outlets have shutters over the top two holes and the plugs have a much longer ground prong + partially coated main prongs), but it's certainly a uniquely British thing that's weird to notice in an action movie.

  • @johnc6497
    @johnc6497 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    The car in Low Blow out-acts everyone else in these three movies...

    • @leonardotavaresdardenne9955
      @leonardotavaresdardenne9955 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The car in Low Blow out acts anyone in the fucking prequels

    • @NikoD239
      @NikoD239 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +leonardo tavares dardenne A fucking rock out acts anyone in the prequels, except the palpatine.

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +John Cummings Low Blow's car is the key to everything...

  • @ArkEleven1
    @ArkEleven1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    This was more fun than spending time with my family.

    • @TheSH1N1GAM1
      @TheSH1N1GAM1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Every RLM video is more fun than spending time with my family.

    • @deaconblues_
      @deaconblues_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      +Jessica Crawford Who's "my family"?
      I only know Rich Evans.

    • @burningexeter4365
      @burningexeter4365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +A Kezza I couldn't agree more.

    • @brettelliott2730
      @brettelliott2730 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      I don't like your family either.

    • @Thegeobot
      @Thegeobot 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      For me it's like having a family once again........

  • @davidthieroff9452
    @davidthieroff9452 3 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    i asked Marina Sirtis about Death Wish 3 at a convention. She said she'd rather be a bag woman than go through that experience again.

    • @jbard9892
      @jbard9892 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Didn't she say she hoped Michael Winner was rotting in hell, some 30 years after making the movie and shortly after he died? I think its safe to say she considers DW3 a low point in her life.

    • @alexbishop84
      @alexbishop84 2 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I’m glad Mike seemed to show compassion for what she’d gone through.

  • @cabe3231
    @cabe3231 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Jay: "But the movie's fking awesome because he has bazooka."
    Gold.

  • @JoaqMan
    @JoaqMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +883

    You know we're never gonna beat Elves. Nobody can.

    • @Englebert3rd
      @Englebert3rd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      But can we diminish their effects?

    • @cmafilmproduction
      @cmafilmproduction 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      +Englebert3rd Denser! Make it denser! Every single image needs to have so many things going on!

    • @JoaqMan
      @JoaqMan 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +George Lucas "I'll crush you like a bug"

    • @ColetheAero
      @ColetheAero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      +Englebert3rd
      My god, if you Diminish the effects in Elves. You would have a sock on a hand.

    • @trisymphony
      @trisymphony 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      +J Wizard Phoenix Charles Bronson is the key to all this. Because he is a funnier character than we ever had.

  • @Mantis47
    @Mantis47 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    I never thought I'd see someone so thrilled about a region lock.

  • @guzik74
    @guzik74 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Every passing Christmas, that Ernest Borg-nein joke gets better and better

  • @mattrmsf
    @mattrmsf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    I want another Very Cannon Christmas this year, and every year after that.

    • @bepisoilsnake
      @bepisoilsnake 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sadly, we did not get it

    • @mattrmsf
      @mattrmsf 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      UNSUBSCRIBED!!!!!

    • @anamemana
      @anamemana 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Cannon, Christmas, Sarcasm. These are things I know

    • @monkfan72
      @monkfan72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Its just your ppinion.

    • @2000andhate
      @2000andhate 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +snickle1980 well, maybe next year, friend

  • @BadassSalmon
    @BadassSalmon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1797

    Mike and Jay laugh at violent elderly abuse.

    • @TheSH1N1GAM1
      @TheSH1N1GAM1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      Who doesn't, am I right?

    • @CarlSlime
      @CarlSlime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      +Badass Salmon but everybody laughed at the villainous movie thug gunning down burning, elderly people after their home is destroyed.

    • @BadassSalmon
      @BadassSalmon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      S̶u̶b̶t̶l̶e̶ ̶I̶n̶s̶a̶n̶i̶t̶y̶
      How'd you get a strike through your name?

    • @BadassSalmon
      @BadassSalmon 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nevermind I figured it out. I am now a part of the cool kids club.

    • @oxykilldone5113
      @oxykilldone5113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't worry, it's a stunt granny.

  • @YesWeCantaloupe
    @YesWeCantaloupe 8 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Death Wish 3 was the only Death Wish I've seen. It was basically a film version of what old folks in gated communities thought the outside world looked like.

  • @scallysnix4418
    @scallysnix4418 2 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    This is the episode I feel I have seen the most. Even after all these years of rewatching Redlettermedia, just something about death wish, that animated piece of crap, and chuck Norris is just so comforting

    • @luna-hw9li
      @luna-hw9li ปีที่แล้ว +14

      my theory is that these are just the kind of crappy movies you might have actually watched back in the days. 14-yo me would have taped these (DW and Invasion USA) on VHS and rewatched them over and over again.

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@luna-hw9li Whaddya mean "theory"? I grew up in this era of seeing nothing but marathons of "Blood Fist IV: Die Trying" and other garbage on cable during the day, and insane Tim & Eric-esque Christian-themed infomercials and weird indie movies at night. Kinda glad those days are over.

  • @mr_mctweets6905
    @mr_mctweets6905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    16:34 is still funny 7 years later. I say "Charlie was 19 feet tall" quite regularly if I'm having a bad day or something like that. Works every time.

    • @Charon.1
      @Charon.1 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Truly inspiring

  • @KingThrillgore
    @KingThrillgore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    31:21 Paul Kersey, very old, turned himself into the authorities after the incident. He was forced to star in two more awful Death Wish films.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      ::Cue the violins::

  • @gadbel685
    @gadbel685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    The amount of times I rewatched this is unhealthy.

    • @reefchiefer
      @reefchiefer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm back again as well

    • @gadbel685
      @gadbel685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@reefchiefer Its always funny!

    • @fadelpw511
      @fadelpw511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's almost Christmas, time to rewatch

  • @Drforrester31
    @Drforrester31 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

    Gotta say, I started my phone's stopwatch when the bomb in Invasion USA read 25 seconds and it actually blew up on time. Good job editor

    • @DocSmouse
      @DocSmouse หลายเดือนก่อน

      Josh is frequently wrong about stuff in the most snide and pointed manner. Least favorite of the panel in pretty much every episode.

  • @openpelican
    @openpelican 5 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    See Rich, dreams come true. Not only did Macaulay call, he came! Er, he visited!

    • @MFSeaMen
      @MFSeaMen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They spooned!

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Macaulay Culkin first appeared on Best of the Worst three weeks before this episode went up (that's the joke)

    • @nadussias
      @nadussias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christmas came early this year.

    • @phillydelphia8760
      @phillydelphia8760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Does he come on you in your dreams too? iMeAn, come to you in your dreams?

    • @Zcccide
      @Zcccide 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@phillydelphia8760 remlazar be coming

  • @Subbedhunter
    @Subbedhunter ปีที่แล้ว +78

    I tried counting the number of people Charles Bronson’s character kills in the last minutes of this video… Sixty

  • @criticalgeek9187
    @criticalgeek9187 8 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    Fuck. Some hack cut out the footage of Rich & Mike talking about Star Trek.

    • @ElRook
      @ElRook 8 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      I was legit at full attention when they started the Tom Paris chatter. Mike and Rich need to do a spinoff show to talk Star Trek full time.

    • @tinkertrainbreach
      @tinkertrainbreach 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@ElRook They did it. The mad lads did it!

    • @sirclownsalot5800
      @sirclownsalot5800 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@tinkertrainbreach they needa do TOS, the TOS Films, and then DS9

  • @cheyennedorsagno1758
    @cheyennedorsagno1758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    The way Rich folds his hands makes me think of my grandma and I love it

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The way he laughs at 37:00 also reminds me of my grandma

    • @cheyennedorsagno1758
      @cheyennedorsagno1758 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@daxmiller35 lol 😂😂 precious

  • @PiraticalNonsense
    @PiraticalNonsense 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The way Jay says "bazooka" will always amuse me.

  • @ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn
    @ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1828

    On the 12th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
    Twelve...
    YEARS TO MAKE BOYHOOD
    THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING INGRATES. ITS A FUCKING AMAZING. BOYHOOD. 12 YEARS. FUCKING MAGICAL.
    WE WATCHED A BOY GROW UP ON THE BIG SCREEN. OVER. 12. YEARS.
    IT TOOK THEM LONGER THEN IT TOOK THEM TO MAKE THE GREAT WALL OF CHI

    • @Horatio787
      @Horatio787 8 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      +ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn oh fuck that one really got me.

    • @ducklord116
      @ducklord116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      +ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn You, sir, are a comedy genius

    • @ducklord116
      @ducklord116 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +ThisIsNotLukeGodDamn On the 8th day of Christmas, RLM gave to me 8 tips on how to be cool around fire safety.
      7 years to make Space Cop.
      6 geese a laying
      5 more years of waiting
      Just so they can beat Boyhood.
      Which took twelve years to make
      3 manly looking Susans
      2 click baits to fool people
      And a drunk Rich Evans on a tree

    • @afz902k
      @afz902k 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Ingmar Bergman 12 years a slave to making a pointless movie. I watched Boyhood, I almost didn't like it but at least I found most of the characters fap-worthy.

    • @TheAmazingTenaciousZ
      @TheAmazingTenaciousZ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Ingmar Bergman Boyhood isn't pointless. Agreed. But aside its 12 years to make gimmick it isn't anything special. Acting was great but the characters portrayed we're mostly focused on aren't likeable. Cinematography is average. My point is that this film was nothing great or Oscar-worthy without the fact that we're watching the actors age over 12 years.

  • @Luguya
    @Luguya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    It took them almost 3 years but Rich finally got to fulfill his crush by meeting Macaulay Culkin. Dreams CAN come true.

    • @MarcinSzyniszewski
      @MarcinSzyniszewski 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Exactly my thoughts xD

    • @jeffolsen7566
      @jeffolsen7566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah they'll come alright

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Macaulay Culkin appeared on Best of the Worst three weeks before this episode went up. That's the joke here

    • @mrpurple11
      @mrpurple11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaZeta do you remember which video was that one?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@mrpurple11 "Best of the Worst: The Photon Effect, How I Saved the President, and Double Down"

  • @robschulz
    @robschulz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    "Heartstopping climax." I thought the David Carradine jokes were in the 2017 video..

    • @calvinlee8103
      @calvinlee8103 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ha

    • @KingThrillgore
      @KingThrillgore 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And in the 2018 videos
      And in the 2019 videos

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@KingThrillgore and likely in the 2020 videos

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      wow that was good

    • @conner1114
      @conner1114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You fool. They lasted until 2020

  • @jrm48220
    @jrm48220 6 ปีที่แล้ว +604

    "When America faces invasion for the first time in history. . ."
    Someone failed history class.

    • @elloo98
      @elloo98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Shhhh... the war of 1812 never happened, it's just an illusion.

    • @quinwuzhre
      @quinwuzhre 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I thought he was talking about the slave trade

    • @n4rf645
      @n4rf645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@quinwuzhre I thought he was talking about the time the English came over and killed all the Indians.

    • @astrosci8864
      @astrosci8864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Not just Britain either. Technically, the Confederate States of America invaded in 1861 an again during Gettysburg in 1863.

    • @lucasnadamas9317
      @lucasnadamas9317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      War for independence doesnt count as an invasion though... neither does a civil war

  • @DankMcMuffins
    @DankMcMuffins 8 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    Rich Evans laugh is the greatest sound in the known universe. If you call the suicide prevention hotline it should just be a recording of his laugh, because that's enough joy to save someones life.

    • @Xpwnxage
      @Xpwnxage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I killed myself, saw Rich Evans in the afterlife, and he resurrected me.

    • @boazsardjoe8759
      @boazsardjoe8759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@OdaVenom delete this

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Art Vandelay I love Rich’s laugh, but Ive seen people in the comments section who despise it, many times over the years I’ve watched this channel. I think it’s a you love it or hate it thing with his laugh.

    • @jessica_jam4386
      @jessica_jam4386 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Art Vandelay that’s fair. We all have our preferences. Btw how’s the import/export business

    • @defundhollywood3259
      @defundhollywood3259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When I need to be talked out of suicide I'd prefer to listen to Mike talking about what he loves about TNG 🖖

  • @chriswenzel6777
    @chriswenzel6777 ปีที่แล้ว +297

    Hoping for Christmas or Cannon 2 this year!

    • @spimbles
      @spimbles ปีที่แล้ว +61

      this comment was made a week ago on a 6 year old video and already has 40+ likes. the people have spoken

    • @Tenems941
      @Tenems941 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think this guy's on to something, wanna direct a new star war

    • @chriswenzel6777
      @chriswenzel6777 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@Tenems941 somehow Christmas or Cannon returned

    • @Tenems941
      @Tenems941 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@chriswenzel6777 you beautiful bastard, you were right!

    • @bluemilkalienmonster522
      @bluemilkalienmonster522 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      They must’ve seen this comment, because it happened! It’s a Christmas miracle!

  • @EpiphanyDraws
    @EpiphanyDraws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    i CANT BELIEVE they didnt mention the most iconic moment in the christmas tree when santa friggin obliterates the orphans with magic at the end

    • @frankmerker630
      @frankmerker630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I did check out the movie on TH-cam, I was very disappointed to learn that Mrs Mavilda survived the lightning and they let her keep working at the orphanage as an assistant. It literally makes no sense, Flamarion Ferreira is an alien confirmed

  • @Lylelanley99
    @Lylelanley99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I never thought I was one of those "over the top" Star Trek nerds, but as soon as they started talking about Death Wish and Star Trek, I was like, "Yeah! That's the guy who plays the dad of the kid who died on that episode when they tried doing the Kolvoord Starburst!" That is when I realized...

  • @MrGeremyTibbles
    @MrGeremyTibbles 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    That scene with the gun in Death Wish 3 is literally an ad for the Wildey Magnum. They're on record saying they saw a spike in sales every time the movie was on TV. The things are so obscenely expensive to buy and reload for though, so they went out of business anyway.

  • @Myhousemy1
    @Myhousemy1 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    Fun fact: The Christmas Tree was released on video exactly 10 years before 9/11

    • @Jlaps941
      @Jlaps941 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It released in September? 😂

  • @Noisemaker50
    @Noisemaker50 8 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    Malvita--literally "bad life"
    subtlety at its finest.

    • @mattrmsf
      @mattrmsf 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I thought it was Malvida, bad life. Though it'd be Vida Mal in proper grammar.

    • @Schlorgan
      @Schlorgan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Noisemaker50 It's weird because when the narrator says it it sounds like "Mavilda."

    • @mellowgeekstudio
      @mellowgeekstudio 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      The characters name is "Mavilda".
      Bad Life translates to "Mala Vida" in Spanish.
      But "Evil Woman" translates to "Malvada". ;)

    • @thisisawsome34253212
      @thisisawsome34253212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It means evil in Esperanto.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's actually Portuguese for "the mall's Vita"

  • @kylelynch2862
    @kylelynch2862 8 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    holy crap i nearly died of laughter when santa killed her with Lightning.

    • @Vaporvice84
      @Vaporvice84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rich: Merry Christmas!! She's fucking dead!!"

    • @nadussias
      @nadussias 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nostalgia Critic already fucking spoiled it for me three years ago.

    • @kyro8559
      @kyro8559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      you nearly died of laughter, but she died of lightning

    • @PyrokineticFire1
      @PyrokineticFire1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Zeus, Jupiter, Santa... all the same diety

  • @thevillainshine853
    @thevillainshine853 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That Ernest Borg-nein joke was like class A top tier comedy.

  • @josephglatz25
    @josephglatz25 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1020

    I'm no weapons expert, but I'm pretty sure you'd get third degree burns on your hands if you held a 30 cal by the barrel while firing it.

    • @venomousspiderwookie
      @venomousspiderwookie 7 ปีที่แล้ว +344

      Only because you're not Bronson

    • @andrewabrams1535
      @andrewabrams1535 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Joseph Glatz ive just noticed that lol

    • @Vindsvelle
      @Vindsvelle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Totally thought the same thing -the first- _every_ time I saw this episode.

    • @CruelestChris
      @CruelestChris 7 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He's not holding the barrel, he's holding the shoulder thing that goes up.

    • @skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls
      @skullcrusherdestroyerofsouls 7 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      while watching the video i said to myself "why the fuck is he holding on to the heatsink the place where all the heat goes"

  • @mikkabouzu
    @mikkabouzu 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the top 5 episodes ever. I will never forget Santa Claus smiting the evil bootleg Disney villain with a thunderbolt like fucking Zeus.

  • @ericjamieson
    @ericjamieson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    26:45 I feel like the writer was a gun nerd and this is his fantasy mary sue sequence where normal people are actually interested in his knowledge of weird, high powered handguns. It's also funny how he dismisses a .44 magnum, which is already overpowered against a human not wearing body armor. "No that's a pistol cartridge. This is a gun designed to kill a charging rhino. That's what we need against the creeps." Not to mention .475 Wildey ammo is like $3 a round, if you can even find it. No wonder he handloads his own ammo.

    • @willamahrens538
      @willamahrens538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The mention of the .44 Magnum was just a big "Fuck You" directed at Clint Eastwood.

    • @tubbs2132
      @tubbs2132 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's Death Wish, everyone who watches it is a grandpa. The scene fits the demographic

    • @charlottecorday8494
      @charlottecorday8494 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@unnhkp8mza522A new low? You got pulled over for having expired tags on your car, chill TF out.

  • @clarence9593
    @clarence9593 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    The entire team involved in invasion: USA have apparently never heard of the war of 1812 cuz we got pretty invaded then

    • @aaronwebb1548
      @aaronwebb1548 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Hey England, be cool about fire safety!

  • @JeremyPhillips1981
    @JeremyPhillips1981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    I went to a Doctor Who convention years ago where two of the female guests told almost identical stories about creepy auditions for Michael Winner. Both involved being backlit so he could see under their clothes. In later years he became a restaurant critic ("Winner's Dinners") and fronted a long-running car insurance ad with the catchphrase "Calm down dear, it's only a commercial", later quoted in parliament by Prime Minister David Cameron.

    • @JeremyPhillips1981
      @JeremyPhillips1981 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I know all of that sounds made up, but every word is true.

    • @mrblobby7864
      @mrblobby7864 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Which actresess were they?

    • @JeremyPhillips1981
      @JeremyPhillips1981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@mrblobby7864 Nicola Bryant and Sophie Aldred.

    • @andrewgwilliam4831
      @andrewgwilliam4831 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Miners666 Yes, after he lost weight.

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mediocre pervert man fails upward

  • @Odious_One
    @Odious_One 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The illustrators for that The Christmas Tree cartoon shouldn't have made the pupils gray. It makes EVERYONE look like they have cataracts, even the kids! That coupled with the dead eyes just make them all look creepy as hell.

  • @Lavinia_Garcia
    @Lavinia_Garcia ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Jay just saying "Oh really?? Tell us about this!" at Mike's star trek convention story is hilarious

  • @derekeagles377
    @derekeagles377 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Best Christmas special of them all. God bless us everyone.

    • @CarlEmmoth
      @CarlEmmoth ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Re-watching a 10th Christmas

  • @TrailRunnerLife
    @TrailRunnerLife 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I fondly remember watching Death Wish III while eating an entire large pizza when I was 5 yo...the 80s were great, and so was my cool aunt.

  • @anacarinapizzarossa4473
    @anacarinapizzarossa4473 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hello from Uruguay, I have been watching videos from this channel since 2019. They're great. Anyone else from Uruguay who has been watching them?

  • @Romanticoutlaw
    @Romanticoutlaw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    greetings from the quarantine to anyone else who’s decided to binge red letter content

    • @marcellosilva9286
      @marcellosilva9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Greetings, fellow quarantined RLM fan!

    • @JacobyJ56
      @JacobyJ56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I fucking hate my life

    • @hebanker3372
      @hebanker3372 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@JacobyJ56 Who doesn't?

    • @ofsinope
      @ofsinope 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kill me

    • @ciaragildea998
      @ciaragildea998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jokes on you, I'm always binging red letter content

  • @destroybot3000
    @destroybot3000 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    @9:20 Jay unwraps this dvd like a pro, unveiling Chuck Norris’ face like that, and then carefully not covering the face as he pulls the wrapper off. I think he missed his calling as a QVC presenter, or as a bimbo from Deal or No Deal.

  • @seamusmcboon558
    @seamusmcboon558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Did anyone else notice at around 24:05 when you can start to see Jay's breath? Like he's getting so hot thinking about creepy sex stuff that his ice cold demon soul sublimates just a bit?

    • @ericwill2133
      @ericwill2133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It's those little touches that keeps me coming back for more.

    • @astros441
      @astros441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      There is some at around the 14 min part too fr Jay. I wonder if its just really cold

    • @joelsmith5938
      @joelsmith5938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Holy cow I never noticed that! Those hack frauds should've learned to fix HVAC and not VCRs!

  • @arootube
    @arootube 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Macaulay finally called Rich, but Jack answered the phone and they got to talking about Hackers.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Interesting to see all these recent comments about it... at the time this episode went up, they'd just recently done the Best of the Worst with Max Landis, so everyone knew how the guys knew Culkin was watching.

    • @SomeGuyHowGoesIt
      @SomeGuyHowGoesIt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MegaZeta dude you are so obsessed about people knowing that you know he was on botw. I've already seen 3 of your comments about it. Maybe they're just jokes, but who would ever make jokes on the internet?

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SomeGuyHowGoesIt You're welcome

  • @seanhenry2921
    @seanhenry2921 7 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    To be honest, I would love to have that hour of Mike and Rich talking Star Trek.

    • @petewadesays12
      @petewadesays12 7 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      With Jay there. Trying not to look confused or frustrated.

    • @Mirrorgirl492
      @Mirrorgirl492 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm sure there's an episode that is basically ^^^ this

    • @thenostalgiafactor5023
      @thenostalgiafactor5023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      There are now multiple episodes of Mike & Rich talking about Star Trek.

    • @seanhenry2921
      @seanhenry2921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thenostalgiafactor5023 Delightfully so!

    • @RREvilMonk
      @RREvilMonk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Wish Granted!

  • @pepepoopsonthefarright7531
    @pepepoopsonthefarright7531 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    the live action remake of the christmas tree where we're supposed to sympathise with mrs malvida because the dad and the mayor are making her be evil
    mrs malvida - emma stone
    father - jesse eisenberg
    mother - aubrey plaza
    mayor - rich evans
    boy in the north pole - mike stoklasa
    lilly - jay bauman
    santa - himself
    narrator - jim from canada
    director - someone who's made one obscure film

  • @Tetragrammaton22
    @Tetragrammaton22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Flamarion Ferreira is a graphic and digital artist who is employed by Walt Disney Television Studios Production Company. He has gained notoriety through his efforts as a background artist and storyboard revisionist on many movies and television series." They actually made it in the bizz.

  • @okwhocares
    @okwhocares 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “He has a force field around it like Neil Breen” is incredibly under appreciated when it comes to Mike quotes.

  • @andrewthorne3570
    @andrewthorne3570 8 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The reason Death Wish 3 was set over just 2 blocks is that it was filmed in London in the mid 80's and there was a lack of Skyscrapers then

  • @heyeron
    @heyeron 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    DW3 is full of one liners! Bronson Style! "My friend Wildy's here!"
    "What's it to you?' "It's my car!" great lines in DW3!

  • @JacobHillSBD
    @JacobHillSBD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Next year, we need a Wheel of The Worst Christmas Special.

    • @JacobHillSBD
      @JacobHillSBD 7 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Everything on the wheel is wrapped, so that you can't see what the movies are, but you still have to spin anyway.

    • @bk138gt6
      @bk138gt6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      or Hanukkah of the Worst where they watch a terrible movie every night for 8 nights and set it on fire. #VHSmenorah

    • @brucelombardo
      @brucelombardo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jacob Hill every year.

    • @MegaZeta
      @MegaZeta 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      _~full-size Christmas tree spins laterally on wheel, knocking everyone over, wheel falls over on top of them~_

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mega Zeta ~breaking it yet again~

  • @stringanime
    @stringanime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +329

    My sister is in Death Wish 3. haha! She's also in a couple Chuck Norris films. You guys should watch "Lady Blue" my sis is the screaming hostage in the train scene at the end of the movie.

    • @basiloregano
      @basiloregano 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Woah seriously?

    • @nickhanson1135
      @nickhanson1135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bullshit

    • @lawcane
      @lawcane 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@nickhanson1135 Why would someone lie about that?

    • @MartKencuda
      @MartKencuda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I'm a huge fan of your sister! Didn't know she was an actor though.

    • @ToyBoxBrain
      @ToyBoxBrain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      3 Black Guys 1 Crackhead. My favorite of your sister's starring films.

  • @tzeege
    @tzeege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I don't think Bronson wore a toupee, but Mike constantly bringing it up is funny.

  • @habowtat3576
    @habowtat3576 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Honestly, im watching through all these older episodes. and i think im going to take on something im sure all of you have done as die hard fans..
    See, im a new fan. Rich evans has lured me in with his witty banter and pop culture laden bromides. And his guile, of course.
    And because ive fallen so hard so fast, i feel the only thing appropriate is to go on the journey together with these fine folks at RLM
    I think im going to attempt something they should call... THE CHALLENGE OF THE WORST
    im going to attempt to watch every movie they pick or spin before each episode.
    So i can really dive in to the shlock

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken
    @AFarmerCalledChicken 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I have an adult cousin who wanted to be like chuck Norris as a teen. My mom has fond memories of watching him crack himself in the nuts with his nunchucks.
    He wasn't the most coordinated man.

  • @gbear285
    @gbear285 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That Christmas tree movie aired on the hallmark channel or a similar cable station around I wanna say Christmas of ‘93. For some reason I watched it till the end where the mom invites Mivelda to celebrate Christmas with them… which seemed like a terrible idea.

    • @LabrnMystic
      @LabrnMystic หลายเดือนก่อน

      So the lightning didn't kill her?

    • @gbear285
      @gbear285 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@LabrnMystic apparently not, or maybe my version had an alternate ending. After all, it was the hallmark channel.

  • @petewadesays12
    @petewadesays12 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    When Mike and Rich start talking about Star Trek.... Jay and Josh should talk about "Twin Peaks"

  • @thomasjacobjr620
    @thomasjacobjr620 8 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    These men are pawns.

    • @pdlagasse
      @pdlagasse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      These men are prawns.

  • @bluecarpettiles
    @bluecarpettiles 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Death wish 3 is a veritable orgy of violence. In the first two there is some restraint in how Bronson killed a few people. In this film he must close to 60-70 people. It is insane.

  • @skatef0rl1fe
    @skatef0rl1fe ปีที่แล้ว +7

    One of the street punks in Death Wish 3 is played by Alex Winter!

  • @superbowlofselfabuse
    @superbowlofselfabuse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Going through and rewatching every BOTW episode...this is such a treat. Suffering through Landis is so worth it when you get Death Wish 3, a weird Christmas cartoon, and Invasion USfuckingA in the very next episode.

  • @AsbestosOwl
    @AsbestosOwl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Invasion USA box: "When America faces invasion for the first time in history..."
    The War of 1812: "What am I, a joke to you?!"

    • @MrPiccoloku
      @MrPiccoloku 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also the first white people who came here kind of invaded...

  • @Sicktoid
    @Sicktoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    17:50 "This may not be fatal..."
    Has to be one of my favorite Best of the Worst moments!

    • @korbendallas8488
      @korbendallas8488 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just before that, it's "Oh, that's different!" after they punch her in the face. This episode is top shelf Josh

  • @4theYondaime
    @4theYondaime 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    God I love Rich's angelic laugh. It's infectious and makes me all gooey inside.

  • @MovieJunkieOfficial
    @MovieJunkieOfficial 8 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Holy shit, I have friends for the next hour and six minutes...please don't leave.

    • @cheers2023
      @cheers2023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      That's how I feel everytime!

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @cj dub Scamibia

  • @steveharvey2102
    @steveharvey2102 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Bronson"s line delivery,
    " It's my Car."
    Is my favorite, in the movie.

  • @ahart86
    @ahart86 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Is Ernest Borg-nein the best RLM joke of all time?

  • @evnerbinko
    @evnerbinko 8 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    shit this is too early to be drunk

    • @Nasuth
      @Nasuth 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      +Evan Buchholz Fuck that noise, I'm still drunk from last night.

    • @darthrevan6
      @darthrevan6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Evan Buchholz Breakfast is the most important drink of the day

  • @TheSpecterRanger
    @TheSpecterRanger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    “GET THE CAMERA!” - Rich Evans

    • @zetetick395
      @zetetick395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      A camera like that in 1982
      prolly worth more than all the apartments those law-abiding elderly fucks are living in!

  • @hude7360
    @hude7360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    As someone who grew up in Brookfield, CT, I've always been proud that Death Wish 3 features a gun that used to be made there. This movie is my hometown's 15 minutes of fame lol.

  • @matt7872
    @matt7872 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Look...I know I'm not the first one to say it...but Christmas or Cannon might be worth revisiting. In fact, it wouldn't have to even be a Christmas episode, I'd just be happy with another Cannon themed episode in general.

  • @thancrus
    @thancrus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    i saw Death Wish 3 in the theater when i was 8. I remember really liking it as a small child. It really is a cartoon.
    I purchased that DVD about 3 years ago and LAUGHED so hard . It takes 80s cheese to a new level

    • @lawrencescales9864
      @lawrencescales9864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They really just picked everything that scares white suburbanites and made them zombie like goons lol

  • @ralphthemoviemaker
    @ralphthemoviemaker 8 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Thanks for a wonderful year of hilarity, intelligent discussion, awesome guests, and great content. You are truly one of the greatest channels on youtube and maybe the greatest content creators on the internet...
    NOW WHEN'S THE NEXT PLINKETT REVIEW YOU FUCKING HACK FRAUDS!!!

    • @evansutcliffe1099
      @evansutcliffe1099 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      shit farting noise fart 😂👍👆👍😊

  • @DecoySanchez
    @DecoySanchez 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    It's hilarious that Mac clearly saw this episode and was like "Yeah I'm in"

  • @patrickstivers7387
    @patrickstivers7387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    All the office scenes in Invasion USA are what you would expect from a thriller/horror movie about an office employee who cracked, has become some kind of emotionless robot, and is now stalking his fellow employees from floor to floor.

    • @amohotepv
      @amohotepv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *furiously takes notes*

  • @HomeDrone
    @HomeDrone ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The "Ernest Borgnien" joke is underrated.

  • @gwgumby
    @gwgumby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    22:04 - Nick Lowe "I Love the Sound of Breaking Glass" -- for those, like me, who wondered what that catchy song was, but had never heard it before. I had to listen about 10 times to understand the lyrics to look it up.

  • @Prizm44
    @Prizm44 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:45 Back when explosions were real. You never see this anymore. This is why watching older action movies is a treat.

  • @steveharvey2102
    @steveharvey2102 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Probably the best trio of films, in one episode.
    It's a Christmas Miracle ;)

  • @ToastyBuff
    @ToastyBuff ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I've watched this episode NUMEROUS times. Death Wish 3 is a Cannon classic!!

  • @DamianLoved
    @DamianLoved 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "This is why you're an orphans; you're dumb."
    -some elderly man
    Edit: holy shit, I'm making The Christmas Tree a family tradition.

    • @kttjnm
      @kttjnm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How did that work out for you?

    • @DamianLoved
      @DamianLoved ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kttjnm Not too well. You?

    • @kttjnm
      @kttjnm ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DamianLoved I'm sorry to say, but I was all too eager to share this wonderful film with my family and clergy, and the damage was already done by the time I caught your reply.

    • @DamianLoved
      @DamianLoved ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kttjnm Maybe next time