Roast Revenge - Martha Stewart's Best Comebacks 🔥

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  • @bluefusionmedia
    @bluefusionmedia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1316

    Love how Martha delivers her lines, so slowly, like a viper's venom, grips your breath in the last moments without remorse, no ill feeling. Respect her so much

    • @rashadhaughton22
      @rashadhaughton22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hilarious

    • @stephenjstclair
      @stephenjstclair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Slowly, like Chinese water torture.

    • @manguanxu3612
      @manguanxu3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@stephenjstclair it's now officially American water torture since CIA carried on that legacy during their investigation from 2001, after it was prohibited for more than 300 years by Qing emperor.

    • @austinshewell9330
      @austinshewell9330 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Because she's reading the prompter 😂😂 she didn't write the jokes she just told the writers she would say anything 😂

  • @SoupSlayer94
    @SoupSlayer94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Out of all the celebrities, Martha has the most street/prison cred.

    • @TheXander360
      @TheXander360 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Unlike 69 she never snitched

    • @jacobpolitte410
      @jacobpolitte410 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      All those rappers on stage and she did more jail time than all of them combined.

    • @teronward7570
      @teronward7570 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So what. Is she cool because of that? Who cares about the streets or prison buck foth of them!

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheXander360 I mean, she was in for some stock market shenanigans, there isn't really anyone to snitch on.

    • @twotailedavenger
      @twotailedavenger 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Buddying up with the most famous Crip in history might also have something to do with it.

  • @invincible69420
    @invincible69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1043

    Martha Stewart is like that badass grandma that everyone wants

    • @yojiviriak675
      @yojiviriak675 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *ma not grandma

    • @nasha2202
      @nasha2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@yojiviriak675 martha already 80☠️

    • @musadays8083
      @musadays8083 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yojiviriak675 Ok, incel 🥃

    • @yoelbth507
      @yoelbth507 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She is the type of grandmother who gives you money on the sly, as if they were drugs.
      she is also the grandmother who swears at the table during the family dinner.

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, no, not everybody

  • @bakersdirtydozen
    @bakersdirtydozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2006

    Who would of thought going to prison would end up being the best thing ever to happen for Martha Stewarts career.

    • @JaesadaSrisuk
      @JaesadaSrisuk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      I’ve always been a fan of hers, but yeah - she seems so much more relaxed and willing to poke fun at herself post-prison.

    • @poemanuelnao
      @poemanuelnao 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Kkkkkk = LOL in Brazil

    • @danijelujcic8644
      @danijelujcic8644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      would've*

    • @bakersdirtydozen
      @bakersdirtydozen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@danijelujcic8644 WHERE WERE YOU THREE WEEKS AGO!? lol

    • @roshnik5137
      @roshnik5137 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anything can happen in America

  • @iamcarlosamaya
    @iamcarlosamaya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    7:01 “All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time”
    Brooo 😂😂😂

  • @markpowe9512
    @markpowe9512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +928

    I Now understand how she and Snoop Dog are so close friends. 🤣🤣🤣🤣❤

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yh I've just realised it was from this show lool bet she blazed with him

    • @StonepostInstitute
      @StonepostInstitute 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@dontplay3088 she was sat next to Snoop @Beiber’s roast and admitted to getting a contact high.

    • @dontplay3088
      @dontplay3088 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@StonepostInstitute Hahaha love it

    • @manguanxu3612
      @manguanxu3612 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Snoop knows kitchen stuff and cooking just like Martha

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@StonepostInstitute when Snoop farts everyone gets a contact buzz.

  • @mikeflo6459
    @mikeflo6459 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    Man Martha is a straight legend. She’s a beast at roasting.

  • @sunlightofthespirit-tarotr8805
    @sunlightofthespirit-tarotr8805 2 ปีที่แล้ว +321

    What a brilliant sense of humor 🤣 a clever turn of the phrase and sharp witted; I never knew how funny she can truly be. You're way cool Martha!

    • @animaljustice7774
      @animaljustice7774 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Seriously? All of this was written for her. These TV shows have writers! She’s reading it from a Teleprompter

    • @ZEVONLIN
      @ZEVONLIN ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@animaljustice7774 She reads it well!

  • @r.davidsen
    @r.davidsen ปีที่แล้ว +34

    A joke is all about the delivery. Martha actually delivers her stories the best.

  • @Bella-wl6fn
    @Bella-wl6fn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +257

    Prison was growth. I've always watched her shows and bought her merch. I'm proud of her for the positive changes she's made since incarceration. She seems to be a happier person now and even friendly...Great career save Martha, have fun now 💕

    • @raincoathaveli
      @raincoathaveli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I agree. She seems much more relaxed and doesn't care about what people think. I really think her friendship with snoop has been cool to see as well.

  • @chrisgonz19
    @chrisgonz19 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Martha's delivery is so on point. Just blunt and brutal 🤣

  • @smartypants6198
    @smartypants6198 2 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Snoop fell in love with Martha at the Bieber roast

  • @bernlin2000
    @bernlin2000 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Her total lack of ego in telling that "prison shank" joke is why Martha is an amazing person, and it's no wonder she's friends with Snoop Dogg lol. She's clearly a lot more than meets the eye ;-)

  • @T-W-M
    @T-W-M 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Everyone hitting on Martha while Martha taking a shot of Bieber lol

  • @katongokatongo6384
    @katongokatongo6384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The only one to truly capture Martha Stewart, was the FBI 😂😂😂😂

  • @lesleysullivan6458
    @lesleysullivan6458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Go Martha, lol. Best roast ever. I have no doubt my neighbors heard me laughing.

  • @kovacs88
    @kovacs88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The first time I saw Martha at this roast, my opinion of her flipped completely. She's a badass!

  • @DA90027
    @DA90027 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Martha has perfect timing and delivery

  • @alkaseltzer6236
    @alkaseltzer6236 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m living for another roast that includes Martha Stewart!

  • @MattPoz82
    @MattPoz82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    She ended whatever little career Natasha Leggero had 🤣

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    She’s brutally master minded 🤣

  • @3starskiwi
    @3starskiwi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Comedy central hires fantastic writers for these celebs. 🙏🏼👌🏼

  • @SalehAlderazi
    @SalehAlderazi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    She didn’t roast cybill, she wrecked her…again!

  • @AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy
    @AleksandrCyplakov-zc3hy 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    She's an icon, the moment. Legendary. She's Martha Stewart.

  • @zzzacksnacxx1407
    @zzzacksnacxx1407 2 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Martha Stewart is what I want to be in life

  • @joseywales7930
    @joseywales7930 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Martha is a OG.

  • @Josh-m9h2s
    @Josh-m9h2s 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love Martha Stewart in these roasts. Never was a fan of hers before cause didn't know she has this funny side to her. The prison story she told was great

  • @CaucasianPersuasion94
    @CaucasianPersuasion94 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Dude Bruce had a hidden banger with that salad tossing joke 💀

  • @unknownfelix2605
    @unknownfelix2605 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Martha Stewart definitely killed it

  • @julieboolie1946
    @julieboolie1946 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love her! Her and Snoop are awesome together..

  • @koraldavis3474
    @koraldavis3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    I loved her in that Christmas episode of The Simpsons. She's a genius when it comes to decorating for the holidays 😉🎄⛄

  • @CelesteRAdams
    @CelesteRAdams ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Martha Stewart ROCKS

  • @myklmusic
    @myklmusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    Martha Stewart isn't kinda hot - She's hot.

  • @kathyacosta4590
    @kathyacosta4590 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I never thought she was this awesome!

  • @calvinmack7124
    @calvinmack7124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    "Thanks for coming Martha...
    I'm sure you don't do much of that these days"
    Lol

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      on that night she came for everyone.

    • @calvinmack7124
      @calvinmack7124 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markmac2206 yes she did!

  • @dangutube5420
    @dangutube5420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I mean... It's freaking MARTHA STEWART!! Legend!! Going to prison made her empire ever stronger than before!!

  • @JasonAguirre
    @JasonAguirre 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    She's like a Bond villain...

  • @kittywalker2944
    @kittywalker2944 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    If early 90’s Martha Stewart had Any clue about 21st century Martha …. 💚💜

  • @zeppelin01024
    @zeppelin01024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Justin took Martha’s final piece of advice and married Hailey Baldwin

  • @wakeupmrwest4357
    @wakeupmrwest4357 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I reeeaaalllyyyyy want to say something absolutely filthy about how badly I want Martha Stewart but I'm gonna show her some respect.

  • @lucyk2371
    @lucyk2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Martha has to have a team of writers or she is an untapped genius....love her.

    • @goombapizza6335
      @goombapizza6335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They all have writers, even the pro comedians get help from writers

    • @edstella
      @edstella ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to chime in as someone that's watched nearly all of her cooking/creative shows, bought her Halloween magazines every year for like five years, watched a few things with her daughter, saw some behind the scenes stuff on her show and on Conan... She's kind of a mischievous, odd, sassy lady. She's particular about the way she does things, and has a very, "Thanks for offering to help, but I've got it by myself" kind of attitude. She's got a great, but weird sense of humor that I can see some people either really enjoying, or really hating. The thing is, her delivery and words are sharp and kinda have that mild awkwardness that's really thrived when delivered by male comedians playing it straight. The mild-mannered, garden-loving, cookie-baking side of her is very present and very real, but I get the impression her editors and those that help produce her shows have to gently corral her into being more palatable. She's also really not afraid to make fun of herself. She's confident in who she is, but she doesn't really let her ego play into it. Like one Martha Stewart Halloween episode she had her set dressed up with little cardboard facades like a old Wild West Town for the kids with a Bank, Saloon, Inn, and a Jail with a Sherriff. She pointed out each one and said, "I know quite a bit about that one [Jail]."

  • @adrianyusufpasha1668
    @adrianyusufpasha1668 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Potentially, she's the next generation of Golden Girls 🤣😂

  • @retired4365
    @retired4365 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Martha is so gangster.

  • @ad8554
    @ad8554 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love her giggle

  • @williebiggins1645
    @williebiggins1645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I think Martha did pretty well.

  • @glenngatlen8179
    @glenngatlen8179 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Love this woman!!!!

  • @lilialantto57
    @lilialantto57 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Go girl! Martha you ate the best! No matter what you do or where you are! My respects!

  • @sparky4194
    @sparky4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    It’s a Martha Moment..,. ❤️🖖❤️

  • @mrsmith8737
    @mrsmith8737 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Martha Stewart is gangster!!! Snoopy could learn a thing or two from her..

  • @jerz840
    @jerz840 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    she is legendary

  • @Ashw1115
    @Ashw1115 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Martha Stewart murdered Shepard lol! Poor lady.

  • @lorihanlon5389
    @lorihanlon5389 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    She’s Hilarious 😂

  • @gracemadej5564
    @gracemadej5564 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What she got is her hard work she is classy woman very intelligent and pretty!!!😊

  • @golden8972
    @golden8972 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She KILLED that night!

  • @vittoriogabrielnava7883
    @vittoriogabrielnava7883 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    hahahaha martha stewart is the real o. g.!!

  • @grammigram3225
    @grammigram3225 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Martha Stewart!

  • @stephenjstclair
    @stephenjstclair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Martha is definitely the epitome of Olds-Kool

  • @joeyperry1145
    @joeyperry1145 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The more I learn about Martha Stewart the more I like and respect her.

  • @cunegonde4
    @cunegonde4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    She was so worth skipping school to watch circa ‘98

  • @danielmarcantuno
    @danielmarcantuno 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love Martha!

  • @Akasha_Lionheart
    @Akasha_Lionheart ปีที่แล้ว +1

    MARTHA?! OMFG! Bish went in deep, real deep!

  • @panini79
    @panini79 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Living legend👵🏻❤

  • @dharam149
    @dharam149 หลายเดือนก่อน

    She destroyed all of them😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CyclopsWasRight616
    @CyclopsWasRight616 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    They really need to do a new roast and quit giving us clips of the same old ones over and over and over and over and over again.

  • @mermaidgirl9232
    @mermaidgirl9232 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Love Martha ♥️

  • @tonyboyart
    @tonyboyart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Say what u want but Martha is 🔥🔥🔥

  • @michaelbugner7011
    @michaelbugner7011 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Were roasting Justin Bieber?! Someone call Martha Stewart!"

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      she can roast, bake, fry, sautee, steam...

  • @floraOTv
    @floraOTv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You go Martha!!😅😅😂

  • @bigrudd9346
    @bigrudd9346 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Martha's a hottie and funny. Love it.

  • @diytom3448
    @diytom3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Thank you for coming martha.

  • @animaljustice7774
    @animaljustice7774 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    No, Cybil’s career did not end after playing Martha. Lordy

    • @Chango_Loco
      @Chango_Loco ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Quick what was the last thing Cybil's been in in the last five years? Without using Google. Quickly.
      ...That's what I thought.

  • @johnmathieson6233
    @johnmathieson6233 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Martha is a great comedienne & has comic timing!

  • @cibonthesaint8903
    @cibonthesaint8903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Dom Herrera what a great comedian he was

    • @MNBluestater
      @MNBluestater 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Still very much living.

  • @delcarmen1377
    @delcarmen1377 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Martha Stewart is a beast in everything!

  • @koraldavis3474
    @koraldavis3474 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    She's A Beauty ❤️❤️❤️

  • @timmy13duffy
    @timmy13duffy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I've done a lot of gardening, but..... ahahhahahhahahahh

  • @jjkeim7374
    @jjkeim7374 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Her plus snoop is gold

  • @jelsner5077
    @jelsner5077 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You don't mess with Martha!

  • @MsGinnyBecca1
    @MsGinnyBecca1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Martha, I Love It, You remind me of my dear friend Ms. Giles!
    ~G.
    🗽🤗

  • @nealwhite5602
    @nealwhite5602 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    can we get an insider trading edition of best come backs

  • @jillianwildman3511
    @jillianwildman3511 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    ICONIC

  • @itswazowski
    @itswazowski 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    this girl is a GANGSTA

  • @Leoforever79
    @Leoforever79 ปีที่แล้ว

    Classic... smoke your dubby, drink your wine and rock on Martha...

  • @RonaldBarone
    @RonaldBarone 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    No surprise she was friend with Joan Rivers. I can see the results lol

  • @amirbey9695
    @amirbey9695 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    everytime someone says Martha my brain start saying "why did you say that name"

  • @bastipear2864
    @bastipear2864 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Best format

  • @zanealberto7741
    @zanealberto7741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is s FABULOUS and HILARIOUS!!!!!! Love it 💙👍🙏👊zane

  • @shawn_anigans
    @shawn_anigans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love her 🤣

  • @ΩΣΔ
    @ΩΣΔ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    NEW UPLOAD LETS GOOOO!

  • @teizhanmcfall938
    @teizhanmcfall938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is 🔥

  • @JayInCut
    @JayInCut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Martha she funny af

  • @93Jubilee
    @93Jubilee ปีที่แล้ว

    LOVE her!

  • @rangariraikunedzimwe2780
    @rangariraikunedzimwe2780 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Will Smith wouldn't last 5 seconds 🔥🔥

  • @MReynaArte
    @MReynaArte 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    ms is brilliant..

  • @gertorrrrrr6
    @gertorrrrrr6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Cool lady! Very funny!

  • @sea9994
    @sea9994 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like Martha 👍♥

  • @waymond1502
    @waymond1502 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Martha Stewart is to comedy what Martha Stewart is to comedy

  • @nathelondon3719
    @nathelondon3719 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Wow! Amazing!

  • @MalvinderKaur-e7x
    @MalvinderKaur-e7x 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Martha Stewart in her kitchen .... Waving her spatula ...😊 " Enter the lair of dragon at your peril I roast,baste, pan fry, steam , charbroil nuts of this world of all shapes sizes

  • @logandial4625
    @logandial4625 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I just want to be the first here to say RIP Martha S. You were a brave woman and were the light of a room when you walked in. Thank you for being YOU and all that YOU were. You were a great representation for what hard work looks like.