Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did
I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint
Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.
lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.
Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂
This movie is so bad it hurt me as a Spider-Man fan. I have never seen a movie this bad in my life. I feel sorry for the people who had witnessed this movie
I hope the people who treated the Marvels unfairly realize how good of a female led cast we had in that movie and how it came together in comparison to the poorly engineered Madame Webb cast and storyline.
@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days. The MCU was a disaster for comic book films
Appreciation comment: Cris I think myself and others would like to thank you for not letting us pay tickets and snacks seeing this thing called , “ a movie” . Spoiler review videos of bad movies always make me enjoy your humor and character a lot, wanting more.
I believe they are hell bent on the path they've set and one way or another..they gonna get us there 😅 I have no idea where that is, but they getting us somewhere
I wonder when Sony is gonna get the hint they don’t know how to handle the Spider-Man property when it comes to these live action separate universe movies.
The things I would give that since In the void you see pyro and set photos toad and sabertooth They have a knockoff Jared Leto or Jared Leto himself show up and say it’s morbin time and Deadpool chops off his head in a very comedic way
It’s so hard for me to believe that Sony won’t use the name peter or Spider-Man even tho they freaking own the rights, my only guess is the reason they won’t say the name is because I guess marvel would get a chuck of money idk
I fully agree with you, when Ezekiel started talking at the start of the movie, i was seriously thinking there was something wrong with the sound in the cinema or something, it just did not add up, but it never went away, and it went way downhill from there. Just to mention/add to some of your points: The babyshower scene was completely ridiculous with the blank piece of paper and her just rambling about her mom's death, why tf did she even go there? Ben and Mary could have been a spoken reference, they did not need to cast anyone for those rolws. The Las Aranas guy in Peru spoke better english than her, not bad for a hidden Peruvian native spiderpeople tribe. It could have used some explanation on Ezekiel's suit or how he got his powers. The fuk was that NSA password about, I am required to use a mixedbag 12character minimal to read my newspaper account, but the NSA uses just Y920B375 ? (or something silimar) And yeah, the Nsa face-detect-deage-tech made no sense. if Ezekiel has NSA access, how did he not find her going to Peru through fluffin airport security? She pulled the license plate of a numbered/marked taxi to do what, make it more obvious to be stolen? Plus, where the hell did she suddenly get a new appartment from at the end? To end my rant: Why were the spiderwomen more in the trailer than in the movie? I did not just "not like" this movie, i straight up hated having watched it.
Whenever people complain about the mcu Just a friendly reminder it’s not as bad as you make to be when Sony is over here shitting themselves making their spider man villain/antihero cinematic universe
Perfect timing. Been requesting a Spidey Cringetro for a few years now. Harry finds a hobo(Cris) in the Osborn mansion at the end of Spidey 2 instead of the Goblin’s lair. Cris: Is it Pizza Time Yet?
Whats crazy is, these Spiderman spinoffs could actually work if they would've planned better. You have rights to all these Spiderman variants... Make one of them fight Venom or Morbius. At least that'd be kinda satisfying.. maybe.
Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window Madame web opens the window The bird flys through the window unharmed She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10
You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie
I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂
@@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming
The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.
Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.
Let's all take a moment to appreciate what Chris has gone through to make this video. He bought a ticket to watch Madame Web in a theater, drove to a theater, and then watched Madame Web. After that, he had to formulate his thoughts on Madame Web. And finally, Sean shot, edited, and uploaded this review. That takes a lot of inner strength to do all of that.
Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power
I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥
theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly
The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked
Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂
Richard and Mary are killed by the Red Skull in a plane crash while on a SHIELD mission. I don't know how she could prevent their deaths. It is absolutely odd she wouldn't prevent the death of Ben though since the movie hints she is in love with him.
I actually thought this movie was fun 🤷♂️. Yeah some of the dialogue/exposition was rough 😬, but I thought Dakota and Sydney were great. Also the glimpses we see of the spiderwomen in action were f*cking awesome!!! I would love to see these characters again! 😎
@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on TH-cam saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.
My absolute favorite line of this film is when she goes back in time and she sees her mom explain that Madame Webb had like a disease as a baby and she's says, with literallly the emotional peak of a piece of wood, "Mom, you did care..." Bruh me and the other 6 people in the movie burst out laughing.
@@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 because the mom does make it seem that way. She’s in the jungle 9 months pregnant. Then MW found out it was to save her😢
“Ben gets to be an uncle now…all of the fun and none of the responsibility.”
If that’s actually in the movie, I’m ending it all
@@gabrielc4902 it is
😂🔫
That line is about as bad as if your punter was the MVP but your team was still blown out.
@@ternativeSHUT IT OFF, OTTO! SHUT IT OFF!
"There's no way Kraven can be this bad." Famous last words.
it's Kraven time
Sony: Hold my beer
You know a movie is in big trouble when Sony brought back the writing team of Morbius to write the script for Madame Web. 😂
There’s no fucking way they actually did that
Jeez i was really hoping this movie would be good because the characters are interesting and fun characters same as the actors
There was literally no way to mess this up but somehow sony did
I don’t understand people that get excited for Sony superhero movies , Spider-Man characters with no Spider-Man , venoms shit , kraven will be shit , morb is awful , take the hint
@@alexanderlevi3idk why some people are surprised the movie is terrible 💀
Thank goodness for the multiverse. We can send this movie and all other bad marvel movies to a forgotten universe not to be associated with the sacred timeline.
Usually i watch these spoiler reviews after i watch the film, not this time.
same
same
Same x3
I'm not even planning to watch the movie at all lol
Same
Every line out of Ezekiel’s mouth and his delivery was pure comedy gold
Nah. No memes were made. It was just a monotone performance
@@e3vL1memes will be made
The whole movie is a meme
lmaoo hes the only character that threw me off, he sounds like he recorded his lines on a completely different day in a completely different room from the actual filming.
Ezekiel’s or the voice over tht didn’t match his lips…Jesus Christ this movie sucks and yah ask for tasm3 prolly gone make Andrew a villain in his own movie and nerf him to where he can’t even break outta chains 😂
When Ezekiel said he was supposed to be murdered to his wife it was the funniest shit
Chris’ face in the thumbnail made me burst out laughing 😭😭😭
Me too
Lmfao
You forgot the reference when sydney sweeny says
“ he was crawling like a spider…….person”😂😂
Such an INSANE line😂
I’m not even joking when I say as I was watching and after finishing the movie all I could think was what in the actual fuck was Sony thinking 💀
Madam web was so disappointing, makes morbius look like the dark knight 😭
I can see the future
Was you expecting it to be good?
@@LorraineStackhouse-b7b TFS reference?
@@badwolfmovies69the trailer made it look gud
Ok let’s not go that far it makes Morbius look like the dark night rises
This movie is so bad it hurt me as a Spider-Man fan. I have never seen a movie this bad in my life. I feel sorry for the people who had witnessed this movie
Thats dramatic lol. So many worse movies
No chemistry, terrible acting, terrible dialogue like wtf were they thinking watching it back and all agreeing this should ever see the light of day
I hope the people who treated the Marvels unfairly realize how good of a female led cast we had in that movie and how it came together in comparison to the poorly engineered Madame Webb cast and storyline.
I've never seen cris this frustrated with a movie probably since morbius 😂
and his expendables 4 review too 😭
Of course Sony absolutely made this movie bad on purpose
@myellatorres2110 oh shit yea ur right abt that one 😂
@@matdroi don’t blame you if you forgot, cause who really cared about expendables 4 😭
Chris, you did NOT have to recreate the pillow scene 😭
I know! I laughed out loud at that part 😂 😂
Yes he did 😏
It a cannon event. 😂
It's fitting I'm watching a review of this movie while taking a dump
same
Yup here too
I’m doing a blumpkin as well
LMFAO 💀
it's dumpin' time
I liked when Michael Keaton said, in his Batman voice, " What the hell is this? Batman out."
Fuck batman most overrated character of all time
In your opinion
@@dariuschisholm7317I'm pretty sure he is the only superhero that people still want to watch a movie about, these days.
The MCU was a disaster for comic book films
@@matthewmosier8439 you're crazy either heard us Spiderman his last live action movie made a billion
@@matthewmosier8439 and he's a superhero he has no powers
13:04 omg I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought that found that scene somewhat inappropriate 😭
Morbius: "Why are you doing this to us?!"
Madame web knows not to mess with Peter's canon events.
9:55 😂 poor Chris. That is the look of a broken man lol
Sony is so greedy like just give the Spiderman rights back to marvel
If they do then we won’t get conclusions of spiderverse
@@Karlebow571 Lmao that’s fine tbh. They’re good films but they’re not allll that. Especially the 2nd one.
@@realruntz2608dude, aint no way you said that
@@realruntz2608you’re smoking crack with that comment
This movie made Morbius look like the best movie ever made
Which is funny because the Morbius writers wrote this film.
@@Foodisgood Yeah but both Morbius and Madame Web were victims of studio interference.
Idk those cringe moments in morbius lost me then the whole story made me fall asleep, this just had me like “bruh wtf?”
Appreciation comment: Cris I think myself and others would like to thank you for not letting us pay tickets and snacks seeing this thing called , “ a movie” . Spoiler review videos of bad movies always make me enjoy your humor and character a lot, wanting more.
So basically Sony learnt nothing from Morbius
I’m afraid so
Apparently not because they hired the Morbius writers to write this film too.
I don't think Sony cares, they know people will watch even if its to see just how bad the movie is.
Unlike tony stark, sony never learns from their mistakes
I believe they are hell bent on the path they've set and one way or another..they gonna get us there 😅 I have no idea where that is, but they getting us somewhere
Madame Web turns into madame madness
Madame Web in the Sonyverse of Madness
I wonder when Sony is gonna get the hint they don’t know how to handle the Spider-Man property when it comes to these live action separate universe movies.
The fact that they know how to make a movie good but decided to make this movie bad on purpose
I bet you in Deadpool and Wolverine, they’re gonna poke fun at the Sony Spider-Man universe.
I was asking myself that multiple times I feel like they talk about it or make fun of it
Could reference it in the void lol
The things I would give that since In the void you see pyro and set photos toad and sabertooth
They have a knockoff Jared Leto or Jared Leto himself show up and say it’s morbin time and Deadpool chops off his head in a very comedic way
@@theoneandonlymasterjosh2912 That would be awesome
Doubt it since Sony would probably want to pull Spider-Man from the mcu if they felt disrespected
13:11 bro was too realistic xd
It’s so hard for me to believe that Sony won’t use the name peter or Spider-Man even tho they freaking own the rights, my only guess is the reason they won’t say the name is because I guess marvel would get a chuck of money idk
Cris, I can't believe you, i can't believe that you were in the amazon with my mother researching spiders right before she died
The zoom ins at the beginning when Ezekiel kills the mum 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
THEY WERE KILLING ME
If Kraven is as bad or worse than what Madame Web is being described as, there will be no words other than "how?" and "wtf?"
Most likely is bad fo because sony also have ir as stand alone movie now wirh madam webb so no Connected with hardys venom and ssu anymore
Madame Web is fine but Kraven would be worse than Morbuis
It's not gonna be worse. R rated film. Although that doesn't mean it's gonna be dope or anything
That’d literally be 3 in a row
“Is this the right train?”
😂
😂😭😂😭💀
You know what's sad is a evil spiderman sounds really interesting. A guy with strength speed senses and wall crawling is pretty scary. Shame
I fully agree with you, when Ezekiel started talking at the start of the movie, i was seriously thinking there was something wrong with the sound in the cinema or something, it just did not add up, but it never went away, and it went way downhill from there.
Just to mention/add to some of your points:
The babyshower scene was completely ridiculous with the blank piece of paper and her just rambling about her mom's death, why tf did she even go there?
Ben and Mary could have been a spoken reference, they did not need to cast anyone for those rolws.
The Las Aranas guy in Peru spoke better english than her, not bad for a hidden Peruvian native spiderpeople tribe.
It could have used some explanation on Ezekiel's suit or how he got his powers.
The fuk was that NSA password about, I am required to use a mixedbag 12character minimal to read my newspaper account, but the NSA uses just Y920B375 ? (or something silimar)
And yeah, the Nsa face-detect-deage-tech made no sense. if Ezekiel has NSA access, how did he not find her going to Peru through fluffin airport security?
She pulled the license plate of a numbered/marked taxi to do what, make it more obvious to be stolen?
Plus, where the hell did she suddenly get a new appartment from at the end?
To end my rant: Why were the spiderwomen more in the trailer than in the movie?
I did not just "not like" this movie, i straight up hated having watched it.
Hearing Chris curse is definitely a highlight and goes to show how bad this movie turned out
Now I know I don't need to pay for a ticket. Thanks Chris
My favourite part is when she ask Ben and I quote (DID I DIE)
Plot twist: the entire film is a movie within a movie and that’s why it sucks
the Craven estate called, they want Wes' idea back
Hopefully Sydney Sweeney plays Gwen Stacy for Tom Holland Spider-Man movies for 4 5 or 6
Whenever people complain about the mcu
Just a friendly reminder it’s not as bad as you make to be
when Sony is over here shitting themselves making their spider man villain/antihero cinematic universe
Perfect timing. Been requesting a Spidey Cringetro for a few years now.
Harry finds a hobo(Cris) in the Osborn mansion at the end of Spidey 2 instead of the Goblin’s lair.
Cris: Is it Pizza Time Yet?
Whats crazy is, these Spiderman spinoffs could actually work if they would've planned better.
You have rights to all these Spiderman variants... Make one of them fight Venom or Morbius. At least that'd be kinda satisfying.. maybe.
Save coyote versus Acme there is still a chance this movie will come out hopefully
This review was enlightening, thanks Chris! 😂
OMG!!! You imitating the girls doing CPR had me DYING!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣🤣🤣I think I replayed 13:11 20X LOL
It just gets funnier! LOL
LOOOOOOOOL😢
The thing that made Madam Web cool was the fact she allowed us to interact with the different versions of spiderman
Madame web had a vision of a bird hitting her window
Madame web opens the window
The bird flys through the window unharmed
She said “ the bird didn’t die this time “ to herself OUTLOUD
The director really thought we wouldn’t have understood what happened without that line 😂 10/10
It was unironically hilarious
18:19 She knows that it’s a canon event 💀
You took the words right out of my mouth, that movie was more a comedy and the marketing department need to win an award for how they made people think that they’ll suit up in the movie
I actually thought her trying to climb the wall was the funniest thing in the movie. It reminded me of Peter in the first spiderman movie trying to shot his web "up up and away web" lives rent free in my head 😂
Literally that was the only part I actually laughed at
So in other words, it's reminding you of what a good movie looks like and that you should be watching that instead
@@aidenemerson670 Na, more like I spent 98% of the movie laughing ironically and was caught off guard by a single piece of good writing I didn't see coming
19:45 Wait until Kraven is even worse and we all tell Chris: "You were saying?"
I think the R rating will save it from being boring at least. I mean he bites a guy's nose off in the trailer
@@crazyaxes133 So did the penguin in batman returns 😂
Maybe it won't be boring but it will for sure be bad lol
@@blddemn6645fun bad ≠ boring bad
The original plot was leaked a while ago before the film reshoots. It had a strong terminator-like plot, where Ezekiel goes back in time to kill Peter's mom that's why the film is set in 2003. So the future madame web sends visions to the 2003 madame to warn her, she still gets her powers the same way.Emma Roberts had a bigger role before the reshoots, The reason girls go with Peter's mom was to protect the baby.
Dude I know exactly what you mean. It's like when 4 characters in a sitcom go on a double date and there's an over the top parody movie of a franchise in the real world that they're seeing. Hollywood is just making those movies now.
"It's peter borning time" was my favorite line frr
Anyone else notice the guy on the subway playing the PSP? Guess Sony forgot their own product came out in 2005
Oh right😂
Well New York *is* a whole new level of crazy these days..
Chrisis recreation of the cpr scene was so aquarium but uet so damn funny
Let's all take a moment to appreciate what Chris has gone through to make this video. He bought a ticket to watch Madame Web in a theater, drove to a theater, and then watched Madame Web. After that, he had to formulate his thoughts on Madame Web. And finally, Sean shot, edited, and uploaded this review. That takes a lot of inner strength to do all of that.
“Hilarious …and dumb.” All I need to know, 😂
14:49 Chris had me dead with his reaction 😂😂😭
"WHAT ARE WE? SOME KINDA MADAM WEBS..?"
The Amazone line about her mom sounds so AI-generated and like Amazon's Alexa....
"new york city is getting a whole new level of crazy these days" 😂
RIP Captain Epps
He's an allstar!
Imagine sitting through a bad movie AND THEN sitting through the entire end credits just for there to be no end credit scene
Anyone else think Deadpool could be getting set up as a the MCU beyonder? Pulls all his fav Marvel characters into battle world and then Doom takes his power
I’m glad the Spider-Man connections were deleted. It would’ve been awful had this been connected to any live action Spider-Man universe. Imagine the plot of your movie not mentioning Spider-Man, or at least showing a vision of Peter Parker, growing up and becoming Spider-Man though your entire plot is protecting the uncle of said hero. This movie deserved to flop. Audiences deserve better written female heroes and better written characters in general. Great Vid Chris🔥
theyre not protecting ben at all in the film, madam webs protecting those three girls from being hunted and killed by ezikiel, in this universe spiderman wasn't even born yet, (hes born in the movie) i watched the film sadly
@@ternative thank you for the correction.
The movie was supposed to be about saving his mother from being killed but they changed and added the 3 girls to be the plot point. Thats why it feels like theres no point to them being attacked
Was genuinely convinced that she was going to get in a series of scuffles with the girls and would end up biting each of them and that’s how they’d get their powers 😂😂
2:48 An in universe movie is accurate, I honestly think the fake dawn of the seven movie from the boys would be a better watch then this, or stab 8
My favorite line was when madame web said, “Its Madame-webbing time!”
I have never ever EVER heard anyone say “hangry.”
I don’t know why they are still trying to make that a thing. 😆🤮
Thanks for taking one for the team.
You the goat Chris !
the pumping motion under the desk got me cracking on the floor.
Cahoneys is such a funny word to me
"Uuhhggg, she's not going to let me finish"😂😂😂
It's just hilarious to think that Madame Web knows Richard, Mary, and Ben Parker are going to die and will do nothing about it
She can’t though because according to Miguel is canon event
Richard and Mary are killed by the Red Skull in a plane crash while on a SHIELD mission. I don't know how she could prevent their deaths. It is absolutely odd she wouldn't prevent the death of Ben though since the movie hints she is in love with him.
@@Karlebow571 ain't no way this movie is following those rules cause she already prevented several deaths
@@Karlebow571This movie DOES NOT care enough to follow the rules of an animated Spider-Man film
5:51 they do so much exposition to tell us how the bird lived 😂 but then we get no context as to how the ghost projection powers work
I got here as soon I saw this video pop up on my feed 😂
The visor was better than those shades that were too big for her face lol
Ben is dying to be an uncle
Did you catch that the end scenes music was a derivative of the spider-man ps4 theme, 98% the same.
Defeats villain. Throws him out window. HEROES
Idk if this is a hot take but I think the Spider-Man Terminator suit is pretty awesome
“oh my god we’re in f**king peru!”
😭😭😭😭😭
It's Madame Time🕸
This feels like if spider-man lotus all over again
13:13 WTH bro😂
The whole movie seems like a group of friends in middle school creating some sort of superhero movie for a project..
I actually thought this movie was fun 🤷♂️. Yeah some of the dialogue/exposition was rough 😬, but I thought Dakota and Sydney were great. Also the glimpses we see of the spiderwomen in action were f*cking awesome!!! I would love to see these characters again! 😎
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes this movie
Oooof
@@paweljromanowskithepussy why are you saying oof
@@cjgamer6356I wanted to go and see this movie 👈🙏💯😎🕷️🕸️
Random Dude: “Am I in the right train?”
Madame Web: “I don’t know, man!”
I ain’t gonna lie. That scene made me LOL
Someone clip Chris doing the CPR bit😂
Noooooo😂😂😂
@@3CFilmswhat up Chris. I have listening to your spoiler review for Madame Web. They are so hilarious sometimes 😂🤣😂😂🤣there are some facts appearing on TH-cam saying that a man was mastubrating on Sydney Sweeney.
My absolute favorite line of this film is when she goes back in time and she sees her mom explain that Madame Webb had like a disease as a baby and she's says, with literallly the emotional peak of a piece of wood, "Mom, you did care..." Bruh me and the other 6 people in the movie burst out laughing.
And she says 'I always hated my mom' - since when? Cause she died in childbirth?
@@lrrroftheplanetomicronpersei8 because the mom does make it seem that way. She’s in the jungle 9 months pregnant. Then MW found out it was to save her😢
Can’t wait for this movie to hit digital I’ll have my own opinion on this
The end of the movie literally turned into the Birds of Prey tv show.
She went to Peru to hang out with paddington bruh
Dakota Johnson will always be remembered for Suspiria (2018) for me. Madame Web nearly ruins that image for me.
3c knows how to oil me up
Your CPR bit cracked me up. You nailed it
My favorite line was when Madame web said “the names Web…. Madame Web…”
The girl from ghostbusters also mentions James Jonah Jameson is her uncle...
Ayooo 13:11 has me dead 😂😂😂this cris guy ffs but nah I knew this movie would be a disaster
The pillow scene totally bored me.I hope you're wrong about Kraven.I hope it's worst than Madame web since i have no intention of seeing it.
We’re not going going to Peru right?
Nvm we are in Peru 😅😅😅😅😂😂😂