Riverdale season 3 is a mess...

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  • @AlexMeyersVids
    @AlexMeyersVids  6 ปีที่แล้ว +1878

    Riverdale's back! :) So Amino has been a really big supporter of this channel for a long time, so let's support them back. Download Amino here and join the Riverdale Amino:
    aminoapps.onelink.me/4eRt/AlexMeyersRiverdale

    • @sunny-nq3yi
      @sunny-nq3yi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wow so close to 1 mil congrats 😁

    • @patiencemona4091
      @patiencemona4091 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You even sighed at the beginning 😂

    • @ninagyasi3259
      @ninagyasi3259 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You should do a video about the chilling adventures of Sabrina and maybe compare it to the previous shows Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This show is from the makers of Riverdale.

    • @HariGovind-qe9hk
      @HariGovind-qe9hk 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Alex happy halloween

    • @theSwanEmporium
      @theSwanEmporium 6 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @Rexsaglez
    @Rexsaglez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4030

    Petition to get “Abs the Musical” into Broadway

  • @elizabethbuckout1121
    @elizabethbuckout1121 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6586

    "Abs the musical" is simply imPECcable. 😆😆

    • @hiyella04
      @hiyella04 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂🤣🤣

    • @weskside8349
      @weskside8349 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Puns... YES!

    • @keithkoganeislife3144
      @keithkoganeislife3144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      11:23 minutes for a bad pun?.......yes....yes.

    • @projectcontent8671
      @projectcontent8671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's musical is much better than Riverdale's 😶

    • @jadynblackmon9078
      @jadynblackmon9078 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That was so bad😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @celines8760
    @celines8760 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3236

    that song killed me lmao

  • @gilliganIII
    @gilliganIII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1623

    You know, I couldn't care less about Riverdale, but the sheer amount of entertainment I get from watching Alex rant about it is so worth watching all of these videos

    • @SageStorm
      @SageStorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Same, I literally never watched riverdale and i couldnt give a shit but alex ranting about it is just pure entertainment

    • @gabriellemiskell8946
      @gabriellemiskell8946 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      like actually

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, I'm watching through the key parts of riverdale BECAUSE of these videos. I....really am questioning my decision.

  • @Caseyroseyx
    @Caseyroseyx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    *"it's just abs... Abs the musical"* 😂

  • @pearl650
    @pearl650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5264

    I don't watch Riverdale but I'm pretty sure the gargoyle king is Archie's dog's sister's neighbour's owner's long lost twin sister, who is a janitor who works in the building two blocks away from pop's.

    • @kaimcdragonfist4803
      @kaimcdragonfist4803 6 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      Careful, one of the writers might see that post and make it canon

    • @xluka06
      @xluka06 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Pop's Fish Market?

    • @pearl650
      @pearl650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@kaimcdragonfist4803 better copyright it

    • @holliejacobs1833
      @holliejacobs1833 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mean ur probably right

    • @nct96
      @nct96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      OMF I'M DEAD. What if you're right?! 😱

  • @mahm690
    @mahm690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5059

    “Ab the musical”
    I did NOT see that coming lmao well done

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Mah M Neither did I, I couldn't stop laughing! It certainly made my entire day!

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      It was abs-olutely genius!

    • @rowanfynn8814
      @rowanfynn8814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mah M i

    • @kujo4388
      @kujo4388 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It was filler

    • @nataliejohnson5454
      @nataliejohnson5454 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      alex NEEEEEEEEDS to make the abs and pecks a legit song on itunes

  • @justabean1198
    @justabean1198 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    "AlL tHe BtS fAnFiCs YoU'Ve BeEn WrItIng"
    also,
    "You don't actually think they're all gonna love you at the same time right????"

    • @isabellagorrieri227
      @isabellagorrieri227 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Just a Bean i dont write fanfictions.... i read them, a lot, wich i think is kinda worse(?

    • @user-ps5ht7qn3n
      @user-ps5ht7qn3n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@isabellagorrieri227 nope until youre a minor lmao

    • @crunchslurp
      @crunchslurp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i've read too many ffs like this and dem mfs were too ashamed to write y/n so they made up an oc and put in random pics of korean instagram models that portrayed her and the writer tOTALLY DOESN'T REFLECT HERSELF INTO THAT OC 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️

  • @dancer17761
    @dancer17761 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3756

    *that abs song was beautiful*

    • @itssarina7893
      @itssarina7893 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Regena George it gave me life

    • @shafira05
      @shafira05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is gold

    • @cindy90001212
      @cindy90001212 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that abs song is even much more wonderful than the unnecessary abs we saw in the show

    • @r0zzletron39
      @r0zzletron39 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I need it as my ring tone

    • @shook3988
      @shook3988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr I felt alive

  • @millieedwards1550
    @millieedwards1550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2127

    I miss the aesthetic of season 1 like everything looked really cold and the storyline made sense and there weren’t any singing Veronica’s or levitating babies :(

    • @alexandralynn186
      @alexandralynn186 6 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      LEVITATING BABIES

    • @torahnoah5445
      @torahnoah5445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Yea same it was soo aesthetic, I used to watch it in cafes on cold days 😍.

    • @torahnoah5445
      @torahnoah5445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      But now, can't even keep up with the story line where characters we barely know r getting killed.

    • @millieedwards1550
      @millieedwards1550 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Adrian Ivashkov 100% it used to be, dare I say it, well thought out?

    • @antonijabubanko6105
      @antonijabubanko6105 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yesss

  • @charlie-is-thinking
    @charlie-is-thinking 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    "You really think that all of them would fall in love with you at the same time?" Oof, that hurt lol

    • @Victoria-op8xj
      @Victoria-op8xj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Well reality usually hurts

    • @saarah9980
      @saarah9980 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I kept fkin laughing everytime he was like “take down your bts posters” i wheezed 😂😂

    • @lanayjah5546
      @lanayjah5546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      EXACTLY

    • @Haru.e
      @Haru.e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ik I am crying 😭

    • @inesljepoja550
      @inesljepoja550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ofcourse they will Hahah

  • @sadiestranks
    @sadiestranks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3405

    Notice that cole is the only actor who wears tank tops during shirtless scenes? It’s cause he doesn’t have abs but they gotta try and sexualize him somehow 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @southsidesweetpea4880
      @southsidesweetpea4880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Sadie Stranks what about Jordan Connor? I mean I'm pretty sure he has abs but yet they make him wear shirts during shirtless scenes. At one point they have Sweet Pea and Peaches in a part where they have to get undressed, Peaches ends up in just a bra and underwear and Sweet Peas in a singlet and underwear. Peaches is more underdressed then him! This is leading me to believe that Sweet Pea is gay because you never see Kevin shirtless either. Anyone else agree?

    • @hittokill007gaming6
      @hittokill007gaming6 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@southsidesweetpea4880 lol no

    • @liatheprincess1186
      @liatheprincess1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      SouthSideSweetPea but Fangs is gay and we get shirtless scenes of him?

    • @zoesalcido3835
      @zoesalcido3835 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Sadie Stranks cole doesn’t need to he’s already perfect

    • @Avmezzzz
      @Avmezzzz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Cole sprouse does but they arent has like dense as kjs’ and charles’ and Jordan Connor wears tank tops and he has major abs lol

  • @AmberW28
    @AmberW28 6 ปีที่แล้ว +803

    You're the only person who understands my love hate relationship with Riverdale

    • @elizabethdaisy9870
      @elizabethdaisy9870 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no he aint

    • @xxxavy8934
      @xxxavy8934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      AmberW28 so I’m not the only one who loves and hate riverdale

  • @helenarosno
    @helenarosno 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8637

    So, I’ve given up taking this show seriously, it’s easier to enjoy that way

    • @SolidSnake240
      @SolidSnake240 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      Just watch it as a comedy.

    • @seandoherty3741
      @seandoherty3741 6 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      I love it for its stupidity !

    • @danish4234
      @danish4234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You again!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +218

      Helena Rosno The first season was cheesy, but it felt self aware, and embraced its ridiculousness. Starting with the second, it just got more improbable and so over the top, that it's impossible to view it seriously anymore!

    • @danish4234
      @danish4234 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Caitriona Quigley Agreed! I think one of the problem is that they try to slap the source material onto the show just as it is. Jughead, Sweat Pea, Jelly Bean ,Papa Poutine and his son Small Fries what up with these names? And not to mention the incident when someone was OD’d on Jingle Jangle😂😂😂. On comics back in the day , it is a different story but A show in 2018.

  • @nuruldamiabintikamarularif8523
    @nuruldamiabintikamarularif8523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    Alex laughing got me cracking when he said “welcome to my lair”

  • @Betdl
    @Betdl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +798

    Netflix is just planning on making a cross-over between Sabrina and Riverdale so they set the tone to be more "Witchy"

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Why-not
      Like that won't ravel the show even more!

    • @savannahminor5963
      @savannahminor5963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No! Sabrina is so good. They better not mix this shitty as riverdale with one of my favorite shows

    • @imsoooedgy2986
      @imsoooedgy2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Savannah Minor
      i know right. caos has great story lines and plot twists and characters and to mix it with this abomination would just ruin it

    • @jm-xs9el
      @jm-xs9el 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@imsoooedgy2986 maybe they are sticking again (LoL) with the comics cos sabrina is a character in there haha. The writers of this show are pathetic

    • @ai.ki_dox
      @ai.ki_dox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Damm tho imagine!!

  • @daniell7413
    @daniell7413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    Worst thing about the cult... they have to light all those candles every time they go down

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I know, right?!😵😂

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2026

    Your "Abs and Pecks" song totally cracked me up! It's so true, as it seems as though the show only amounts to featuring hot shirtless guys multiple times per episode. And don't get me started on the levitating babies...

    • @meowmeowmeowmeow2017
      @meowmeowmeowmeow2017 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Caitriona Quigley *levitating

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@meowmeowmeowmeow2017 Thanks, the typo has struck again!

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      to be fair, i think it's implied that's a hallucination from the seizure or the pills or withdrawal. don't excuse literally everything else tho...

    • @InfiniteSkiegh
      @InfiniteSkiegh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@cobraglatiator well...Sabrina is in the same universe...and on top of that, there was an Archie's Mysteries series that had supernatural and creepy monsters elements.

    • @cobraglatiator
      @cobraglatiator 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@InfiniteSkiegh i mean, that's what i assumed when i saw the scene, and apparently bettys actress has stated multiple times the show's not going supernatural, but. *shrugs* i mean, we're just gonna have to wait an see i guess.

  • @Lameashellcosplay
    @Lameashellcosplay 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2676

    This show isnt even based on Archie anymore, its just them using the namesakes at this point.

    • @stephgee5823
      @stephgee5823 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

      It was a loose interpretation from the beginning. At this point, I agree, they are just using the name which sucks, I loved the comics as a kid.

    • @GorillaKong
      @GorillaKong 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s become it’s own show

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Your not wrong

    • @hannahb4737
      @hannahb4737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It always was, which is super annoying

    • @averyyasss6920
      @averyyasss6920 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It reminds me of the walking dead.
      It used to make sense but then noooo

  • @jisookomblackpinkkru256
    @jisookomblackpinkkru256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I love how _Riverdale_ tries to be all edgy and serious and intense, and Alex just bursts up laughing like, 6:37 was hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @MichelleKingg
    @MichelleKingg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    Omg that song was everything lmao

  • @mep1324
    @mep1324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    i love how after alex has ripped the show or movie to shreds he’s like “ok so we have the merch in our shop”

    • @celsorivera6225
      @celsorivera6225 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Times are hard yo. Need to make that coin somehow.

    • @50shadesofshazy24
      @50shadesofshazy24 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fr stupid

    • @ShanaCC
      @ShanaCC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And how does he bought the copyright for those? :D

    • @Raine123loveschannel
      @Raine123loveschannel 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ShanaCC he lives in Japan, they probably don't have the same copyright laws.

    • @mep1324
      @mep1324 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Celso Rivera those ads just don’t pay the bills anymore smh

  • @AcaTea
    @AcaTea 6 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    You forgot to mention how Jughead and Betty made sweet love in the bunker that was built by two dead guys.

    • @saraowens3688
      @saraowens3688 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aca Tea that was so weird

    • @shipsandfanfics
      @shipsandfanfics 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah like wtf?! Idk why they'd do it downthere 😖

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The best low. Omg.

  • @luca2348
    @luca2348 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    6:30 This implies that Ethel just lit all those candles by herself before Jughead got there and that cracks me up.

  • @haydenmcqueen2503
    @haydenmcqueen2503 6 ปีที่แล้ว +921

    The Gargoyle King is clearly Bob from accounting

    • @liatheprincess1186
      @liatheprincess1186 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hayden McQueen you mean Jake from State Farm

    • @JupitersPoint
      @JupitersPoint 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hayden McQueen it would have to be, riverdale needs more messes to be made.

    • @Mile-man
      @Mile-man 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Nah I think he’s jake from State Farm

    • @emmathedilemmma
      @emmathedilemmma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah, it's millie from marketing

    • @AdrianneMC
      @AdrianneMC 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hayden McQueen lol

  • @UncleDude19
    @UncleDude19 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    i don’t understand how archie’s new “tattoo” was done with a color pencil and not a tattoo gun. am i the only one who noticed that?

    • @laisciosaki
      @laisciosaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      it could be hand poked

    • @laisciosaki
      @laisciosaki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      still looks like a sharpie tattoo on the skin tho lol

  • @megansimpson1918
    @megansimpson1918 6 ปีที่แล้ว +248

    "When did this show turn into magic mike?!" 🤣🤣

  • @gabrielleappelman7477
    @gabrielleappelman7477 6 ปีที่แล้ว +536

    “Abs The Musical”

    • @sariparkkinen2118
      @sariparkkinen2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      GEORGE ARENT YOU TOO YOUNG TO WATCH THIS IM TELLING MUMMY PIG

    • @notsocute7292
      @notsocute7292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Where's Peppa? I think she needs to shield your eyes ...

    • @moondok
      @moondok 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Abs: The Muscle

  • @greysfan
    @greysfan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Season one was brilliant, season two lost its way and season 3 has lost the plot. Pretty much sums it up.

    • @teddyriggs1305
      @teddyriggs1305 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah bruh it's been shit from day one

    • @jessip8654
      @jessip8654 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@teddyriggs1305 Season one had a cohesive plot and its characters weren't all batshit insane. I found it a lot of fun. Season two they had no idea what to do so they ran around like chickens with their heads chopped off and eventually slapped together this psychedelic shitshow.

    • @matiowilliams1737
      @matiowilliams1737 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jessip8654 weird show

  • @aanya7911
    @aanya7911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +507

    That musical number I frickin died omfg 💀

    • @kunfusedsincebirth1120
      @kunfusedsincebirth1120 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      same

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Genevieve Likewise, I hope that the "Pecks and Abs" song will be available to download as a ringtone as part of the merchandise!

    • @aanya7911
      @aanya7911 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Caitriona Quigley OH MY GOD YES I need that!!

    • @Quaronna
      @Quaronna 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😩😩

  • @Tkeylulu
    @Tkeylulu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    I love how he dragged Riverdale by its wig, and at the end of the video he's promoting the show's merch...

    • @miagomoski2739
      @miagomoski2739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Internet addict it’s actually his merch if u had actually paid attention u would have known that

    • @Azzyy444
      @Azzyy444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      lmao fr how can you drag a show til its bald and then be like hEy BUy My RiVeRdAlE mErCh

    • @samanthabenzija8149
      @samanthabenzija8149 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sister snapped it’s his joke abt how he content has a lot of riverdale videos

    • @charlesuppoottil2101
      @charlesuppoottil2101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hows he gonna sell riverdale merch thats so fake

    • @emilyb.8219
      @emilyb.8219 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah I was confused by that...

  • @thatssochelseaa
    @thatssochelseaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "BOY ARE YOU DENSE?" lmao I lost it!

    • @mxlxcvxl
      @mxlxcvxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao same 😂

  • @bethanymulo
    @bethanymulo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    Abs and Pecks song was better than anything they’ve sang in 3 seasons

  • @justtamara1278
    @justtamara1278 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2704

    Riverdale cast should react to this😂👌🏻

    • @florasitu358
      @florasitu358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Justlaura they'd be triggered

    • @RasenRendanX
      @RasenRendanX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@fizaali4099 I dont think they would care cuz CW is throwing money at them.

    • @avekatumba4794
      @avekatumba4794 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      RasenRendan
      True, they can't let Alex stop their bag

    • @actinglikejay9241
      @actinglikejay9241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fiza Ali season 3 made me mad

    • @saulex-pf7gw
      @saulex-pf7gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      666

  • @pearl650
    @pearl650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    The show feels like its trying to be SciFi,mystery,musical,drama , paranormal and romance all at once.
    Like get your shit straight, Riverdale

    • @moodyrebel3615
      @moodyrebel3615 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Its all those things but u right

    • @didierh.2361
      @didierh.2361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "trying to be SciFi,mystery,musical,drama , paranormal and romance all at once."
      Add gunfights, a that's also called Bollywood.

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Straight is boring /s

    • @moodyrebel3615
      @moodyrebel3615 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@iciajay6891 its bit much tho

    • @PeterParker-ff7ub
      @PeterParker-ff7ub 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The problem is the shittiness.

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Normies: "Yay, the new Riverdale episode is out!"
    Me: "The new Riverdale Is A Mess episode is out!"
    (Seriously, this is my "teen drama".)

    • @mxlxcvxl
      @mxlxcvxl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂

  • @saanvisudesh2873
    @saanvisudesh2873 6 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I feel like jugheads expressions are how we feel watching the show

  • @hankan97
    @hankan97 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1559

    "The bts fanfic you've been writing" 😂

  • @user-ws2po8ve9b
    @user-ws2po8ve9b 6 ปีที่แล้ว +652

    Why’s he dressed like he’s going to get married and not in court

    • @bituinn
      @bituinn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seher LMAOOOO

    • @kevinbl7821
      @kevinbl7821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahahhah

    • @NewCaptainofSquad9
      @NewCaptainofSquad9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was thinking the same

    • @Rognik
      @Rognik 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Because Archie wears a bow tie now. Bow ties are cool.

    • @user-ws2po8ve9b
      @user-ws2po8ve9b 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rognik it’s not only the bowtie. It’s also the tux

  • @michaelteppner854
    @michaelteppner854 5 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    Babies: fly out of a fire
    Me: plays Stranger Things music

  • @drew5943
    @drew5943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    Why is Archie casually chilling with his buds outside the courtroom while he's on a trial for alleged murder?

    • @kdragon713
      @kdragon713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Because it's riverdale nothing makes sense lol

  • @aparajitasaha2197
    @aparajitasaha2197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +311

    "Who's ready for some moktails??"
    Veronica has always been that way

  • @sorarara1658
    @sorarara1658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Who's ready for mocktails!
    I died.

    • @zora5035
      @zora5035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @theunknownartist9776
    @theunknownartist9776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    I need Abs the Musical full version 😂😂

  • @disneyavenger5653
    @disneyavenger5653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +527

    I rather watch Alex Meyers' commentary than the Riverdale show itself!

    • @JaneDoe-kx3yz
      @JaneDoe-kx3yz 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Big Mood

    • @sirmel11
      @sirmel11 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      why not both?

    • @doomboyy
      @doomboyy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sirmel11 because the show is pure bullshit

    • @moonysrz1765
      @moonysrz1765 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Same I stopped watching this show like mid season 2 but Alex's videos are so good😂😂

  • @r.a.1804
    @r.a.1804 6 ปีที่แล้ว +202

    WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THAT SONG THAT HE SANG THAT WAS AMAZING BRAVO BRAVO

    • @blackpinkluv9869
      @blackpinkluv9869 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eliza Kronna oh you mean the ab song?

    • @BU7TER
      @BU7TER 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Literally like 80% of the comments are about that song

    • @nobye420
      @nobye420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      11/10 would listen again

  • @joshifereverlark8605
    @joshifereverlark8605 6 ปีที่แล้ว +393

    Yes oh my god I needed this. Riverdale is so ridiculous and I hate what they've done to the characters, Season 1 was so grounded compared to this even though it was still pretty crazy. But dammit I can't stop watching either...

    • @fantasyworld3167
      @fantasyworld3167 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Everything in season 1 was perfect the vintage yet modern style the mistery every character had and the big question every one was talking about WHO KILLED JASON everything about it was great and then season 2 happened and ruined everything I was hoping that season 3 would be good but I lost hope😂😂

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this is what happens when an adaptation does not care about following its source material
      things get WEIRRRRD

    • @InfiniteSkiegh
      @InfiniteSkiegh 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sarafontanini7051 you know there was an Archie's Mysteries series where they had supernatural elements. So...I mean. It may not be following the Riverdale comic (I haven't read it), but the original Archie had all sorts of different genre story threads. Also...Archie shares a universe with Sabrina the teenage witch. Anything can happen.

  • @pelle3976
    @pelle3976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    Im sorry, but Archies sideplot IS BASICALLY SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION. Warden Norton literally have the same name

  • @niqhttmare_2299
    @niqhttmare_2299 6 ปีที่แล้ว +839

    You: *riverdale season 3 is a mess*
    Also you: *buy riverdale merch*
    -I’m so confused-

    • @saroullle
      @saroullle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Making that youtube money ain't enough

    • @deloragordon4710
      @deloragordon4710 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      -so cool-

    • @alisonbroomhall2386
      @alisonbroomhall2386 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      selling them for the people that want them lol

    • @junjunjamore7735
      @junjunjamore7735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He's been trashing shows and selling their merch since Once Upon a Time. xD

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 6 ปีที่แล้ว +721

    Can we get a full version of The Abs Song? 😂

  • @katara659
    @katara659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Do Dance Academy, I'm begging you lol

    • @jessicar2609
      @jessicar2609 6 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I hope he does too, but I also don't want him to talk shit about it, because it's actually a really great show.

    • @kaiamae1142
      @kaiamae1142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES OMG

    • @Islie_
      @Islie_ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      YEEES!

    • @zora5035
      @zora5035 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      yessss

    • @ranadavulcu5090
      @ranadavulcu5090 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yessss

  • @Jade-wf2tk
    @Jade-wf2tk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    the way alex said "who's ready for mocktails" at 8:45 just has me

  • @kevinbl7821
    @kevinbl7821 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    The only difference between the abs musical and riverdale is that one of them is good and the other one is trash

  • @DocSwood
    @DocSwood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    How to write for Riverdale:
    >get high on coke
    >watch the most successful TV/movie dramas of the last 40 years
    >rip em off without any mercy
    >don't care about continuity
    >mash it together
    ...
    >take a piss on John L. Goldwater and Bob Montanas grave
    >done

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @aly2150
      @aly2150 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sounds about right:)

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then rinse and repeat. 😉👍🏼

    • @fanaticaus743
      @fanaticaus743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Get high on jingle jangle.

    • @saskiawirtz5543
      @saskiawirtz5543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      >cut out choni scenes

  • @xavierperez4366
    @xavierperez4366 6 ปีที่แล้ว +289

    I would pay good money to see abs the musical

    • @pearl650
      @pearl650 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

  • @asexualbert7262
    @asexualbert7262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    It *pains* me when he uses the comic headshots when talking about the characters because it reminds me that this show is *supposedly* based on my childhood.😬

    • @alim.9801
      @alim.9801 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ok off topic but ur username is so clever and I love it lol its perfect

  • @AnarChic75
    @AnarChic75 6 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    I died laughing at "Abs and Pecks"! It's pretty much the filler for every Teen show.

  • @khushimehta5431
    @khushimehta5431 6 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Omg u r a good singer. We need a second part of that song or like... a full song.

  • @prismen5535
    @prismen5535 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2296

    *This guy lowkey enjoys the show.*

    • @basiciiybel5087
      @basiciiybel5087 6 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I highkey love it

    • @LazyKingAus
      @LazyKingAus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Prismen duh thats why he keeps watching

    • @Azzyy444
      @Azzyy444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@LazyKingAus ever heard of research? if you're a lawyer and you have to compile evidence against someone that committed a gruesome murder against someone and they spent all day and night researching about it does that mean they like what they're reading? no, lmao get over yourself that show is garbage but its so easy to use for views so people do that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @LazyKingAus
      @LazyKingAus 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      sister snapped no this isnt the same instances. Its kinda like me with dragonball super. I love and hate the show. Love it cause of potential. Hate it because of actual action took. Its not offensive. Just stating he has a love hate relationship

    • @jazzinikki01
      @jazzinikki01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He definitely does 😂

  • @miaangelina7740
    @miaangelina7740 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    And Veronica’s just over here like “who’s ready for mock tails “😂😂

  • @lucygraham3573
    @lucygraham3573 6 ปีที่แล้ว +205

    Abs: the musical 😂😂dead

  • @Anastasja13
    @Anastasja13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    FINALLY! Do a video about “Chilling adventures of Sabrina”. I actually really liked the show.

    • @yvmni
      @yvmni 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ᎪNᎪᏚᎢᎪᏚᏆᎪ ЅᏇIFᏆIE yassssss

    • @eefaaaa8045
      @eefaaaa8045 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      same it’s was actually really good

    • @terkak5656
      @terkak5656 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yaas :D pls!

    • @wonderlanddreamer1021
      @wonderlanddreamer1021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes! The show was awesome!

    • @raniazaou8675
      @raniazaou8675 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah liked it too

  • @maneateress
    @maneateress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    Last time I was this early Riverdale didn't seem like a mistake

  • @_killazania_
    @_killazania_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    her mom goes through phases every season
    SEASON1: Ambitious mother of a straight A student
    SEASON2: Nostalgia bomb
    SEASON3: Cult member

  • @ausbethajagu6603
    @ausbethajagu6603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    when was the last time they had a test in Riverdale High? Season 1???

    • @sarco64
      @sarco64 6 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Back when the students were teenagers. Now they're all in their mid to late 20s -- not very convincing as high school students.

    • @idiotmartsu1182
      @idiotmartsu1182 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Then again them taking test wouldnt be interesting or entertaining enough to put in a episode tbh

    • @ausbethajagu6603
      @ausbethajagu6603 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@sarco64 they're literally in grade 11 still lol

    • @obibellowme
      @obibellowme 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ausbeth Ajagu are you sure they aren’t in grade 12?

    • @LoliceMe
      @LoliceMe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Maria: Good writing can make it interesting. The pressures of being a regular teenager going through regular teenager stuff can be intense as it is. They don't need to do all the over the top cults and gargoyles shit.

  • @mahm690
    @mahm690 6 ปีที่แล้ว +179

    6:25 jug’s reaction to sierra’s set up is literally mine seeing everything riverdale keeps coming up with these days

    • @kooscherries
      @kooscherries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Her name is Ethel in this show lmao

    • @mep1324
      @mep1324 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jungkooks Thighs nO rEaLLy??

    • @AllThingsToeseen
      @AllThingsToeseen 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol, honestly.

    • @kooscherries
      @kooscherries 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mep1324 Seems like they didn't know so stfu. 💀

    • @mahm690
      @mahm690 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jungkooks Thighs I know lol , I said Sierra as a joke :)

  • @queentati3101
    @queentati3101 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    please do the new Sabrina Netflix show

    • @beckers195
      @beckers195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Queen Tati aahhhh yess

    • @defiantaichi
      @defiantaichi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Yes!!!!! i am glad the kids actually look like teenagers in that show.

    • @idislikemints
      @idislikemints 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I saw the first episode a few nights ago and I hoped someone did a review on this show, since they are trying so hard to push their agenda, etc.

    • @pouchpocalypse4274
      @pouchpocalypse4274 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I couldn’t with the show. It was so boring my god

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You're in luck, he's set to review it next week! I'm on the fifth episode, and it's pretty impressive so far!

  • @amanjha9945
    @amanjha9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "whosss readyyy for mocktailsss" " lol

  • @regina2194
    @regina2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +539

    Pleaseee do “The Good Place”! It’s literally such a weird show but somehow it keeps you watching because you wanna know what’s gonna happen

    • @adriannagamble2718
      @adriannagamble2718 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Regina XO i love it sm

    • @regina2194
      @regina2194 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      adrianna gamble same!! I binge watched all of it in like 2 days 😂

    • @rebbekahcannons9805
      @rebbekahcannons9805 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's not a YA show, as awesome as it is it doesn't really fit his target audience.

    • @micaelalenon204
      @micaelalenon204 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yesssss it’s really funny haha

    • @goretti3528
      @goretti3528 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I absolutely LOVE "The Good Place " !! I binged watched both seasons in one day, it was just too good

  • @blazingcoollps5395
    @blazingcoollps5395 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    Alex! You need to watch The Adventures of Sabrina! It's ridiculous and it's in the same universe as Riverdale, the town in that show is right next to Riverdale. It's amazing.

    • @eliza6178
      @eliza6178 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Chilling Adventures of Sabrina*

    • @lydiarebekah513
      @lydiarebekah513 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I really hope he does a reaction to it!

    • @nahimiYT
      @nahimiYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I actually enjoyed it. Especially the incredible obvious hate on men.

    • @Vretorith
      @Vretorith 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@nahimiYT I keep seeing it when I boot Netflix up. So it's a straught up 'men are either the bad guys or just complete idiots'?

    • @vlo123veronica
      @vlo123veronica 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      for real! Lol a lot of shows are like that nowadays tbh

  • @parisewellington3664
    @parisewellington3664 6 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    "I don't even know nothing about nothing anymore"
    Mood

  • @sarahspivey4602
    @sarahspivey4602 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I’ll need that abs and pecks song on iTunes ASAP it’s genuine chuckle worthy

  • @alexandramendoza4156
    @alexandramendoza4156 6 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    Alex: Riverdale is a terrible show
    Also Alex: Who wants Riverdale merch!!

    • @michelle_i5959
      @michelle_i5959 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      If you had the chance to make money from disliking a show, you would do it lol

    • @seal6565
      @seal6565 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He obviously likes this show if he is sticking through it for 3 seasons and selling merchs for it lol, he’s just bashing it for entertainment.

    • @Who-vd3iv
      @Who-vd3iv 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@seal6565 Yes, Riverdale is a really entertaining garbage.

  • @KarolinaLopez
    @KarolinaLopez 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "All that BTS fanfic you've been writing" I didn't watch your vid to be called out like this

    • @kadynfey8658
      @kadynfey8658 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      IKR when he dropped it I. felt. that.

    • @djay1003
      @djay1003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      KarolinaARMY literally me

    • @destinywilliams3848
      @destinywilliams3848 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Frfr tho like damn

    • @annijapetrusova4521
      @annijapetrusova4521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And + i love you, cuz you like TØP too

    • @iszlws
      @iszlws 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      woah bts and tøp, I like you :D

  • @Justtrisnotprior
    @Justtrisnotprior 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    FINALLY I have been counting down the days until this came out! You should do legally blonde or mean girls next!

  • @OfficialLuni
    @OfficialLuni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I unironically liked the "sometimes I wonder what if our story made sense?" Lyric

  • @cocolileee
    @cocolileee 6 ปีที่แล้ว +367

    Greendale has witches and Satan himself but still manages to be more realistic and not as ridiculous as Riverdale

    • @slayer45670
      @slayer45670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Coco Maehler for real

    • @kristavaillancourt6313
      @kristavaillancourt6313 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      So true.

    • @angelsweetmusic3631
      @angelsweetmusic3631 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I’d Rather live in Greendale tbh

    • @morg2040
      @morg2040 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      rather live in greendale with the risk of being killed by a gang of ancient evil witches and whatever the fuck they summon from hell than be surrounded by abs, bad acting and whatever the fuck riverdale is anymore
      wow i’m triggered

    • @slayer45670
      @slayer45670 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Angelyca Robbson Same, living at a school with a homosexual dean, a well diverse but equally crazy study group and a mentally ill Asian wannabe warlord sounds fun. Is that the same Greendale you’re talking about? Lol

  • @sparrowwilson3885
    @sparrowwilson3885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    The whole show is a mess, dude. Season 1 was ok but it has gotten progressively worse to the point of being unwatchable ever since.

    • @justindias3374
      @justindias3374 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sparrow Wilson season 1 was just as a mess with also crazy storylines that’s what makes they show so popular

    • @claire6731
      @claire6731 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sparrow Wilson agree

    • @Sofi-kf9oz
      @Sofi-kf9oz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@justindias3374 It was a mess, but a mess justifiable inside the teen drama genre, not the mess of satanic rituals, dads who suddenly become murderers and just the entire season 2 and 3, just... No. I watched the first one, I kinda liked it, like I also liked gossip girl back in the day and other teen dramas, then I watched season two, all of it, it was terrible and after watching clips from the third season it just appears to get worse, hell no I am not gonna watch that.

    • @berenice9000
      @berenice9000 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sofia Martinez And it’s best if u don’t watch it 😅 I’m over here forcing myself to watch it because my hopeful self actual thinks this show still has a chance..

    • @sparrowwilson3885
      @sparrowwilson3885 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sofia Martinez I had to bail mid season two as my eyes were rolling so much I thought they'd fall out of my head. It's a shame because it probably could be good if they didn't create such idiotic plot points. The cast are really talented and every aspect of it should work but then they're just like 'duh, but maybe there's aliens and they want to have a turf war with the serpents and also Archie became a cactus to, um, to y'know help Mr Lodge spy on his rivals at a desert summer camp that's on top of a krypotonite mine...' and unfortunately I'm only slightly exaggerating there. There's campy and then there's just terrible writing.

  • @corey4444
    @corey4444 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I honestly feel like the cheerleading scene was really un-subtle fan service, and that's alright for a teen show i guess but I just started cringing when the prisoners were rattling that fence like, Jesus christ boys can u chill¿
    seemed kinda misogynystic, more so unreal really but idk just an opinion-.

    • @majajolie5451
      @majajolie5451 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      corey the cheerleading scene had no place in the episode neither did the actual game but that’s a whole other story and ikr like they were clinging to that gate tryna get out like are u that thirsty?

    • @atomskthepirateking2776
      @atomskthepirateking2776 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@majajolie5451 yea...........they're in jail moron.

  • @shrutiroy5361
    @shrutiroy5361 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I just want to say this is way better than the actual show 😂 I love these videos so much!

  • @haasher10
    @haasher10 6 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    *When you realize you really have nothing to say but you gotta fill 40 minutes anyway who cares about the story i mean hey what the heck just take a look at these abs and pecks* 😂😂😂😂😂 S2 and S3 so-far in a nutshell

  • @jessiestarkweather3973
    @jessiestarkweather3973 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    also, the fact that they're JUST NOW entering their junior year

  • @bhaviksingh5743
    @bhaviksingh5743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +525

    season 1: Good & Entertaining
    season 2: Not Good but Entertaining (For the fanbase at least)
    season 3: Not Good & not Entertaining (For most of the fanbase)

    • @liamholloway-sw7eu
      @liamholloway-sw7eu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But season 4 is poisoning the teenaangers kind of like how social media has poisoned today’s youth so that’s the best

    • @hamnaahmed5166
      @hamnaahmed5166 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      i think that now season 3 has gotten interesting

    • @bhaviksingh5743
      @bhaviksingh5743 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@hamnaahmed5166 kinda but too unrealistic to be good entertainment

    • @wint3rr048
      @wint3rr048 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bhavik Singh I like it so idc

    • @kiklopdodo5800
      @kiklopdodo5800 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well season 3 is the best

  • @kage5162
    @kage5162 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    tbh season 3 is still shit but its better than season two ngl

    • @reecemarie2693
      @reecemarie2693 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kage more like better than that musical episode. they ruined a good ass musical

    • @crazytidy2426
      @crazytidy2426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Season 2 dragged on for soooo long

  • @Coal_minerals
    @Coal_minerals 6 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I like this better then riverdale

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      broken fangirl 2002 Ditto, it's more entertaining to watch Alex point out the sheer dumbness of "Riverdale" than an actual episode of that show.

  • @coralineparmentierworldpianist
    @coralineparmentierworldpianist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    "THE ABS MUSICAL" I CAN'T WITH YOU ALEX 😂

  • @crazygrrl53
    @crazygrrl53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    DO THE CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA!!! IT'S EVERYTHING RIVERDALE COULD'VE BEEN!

    • @yy-hj4br
      @yy-hj4br 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Several magnitudes better. It's so much better I don't even know how they are going to handle the eventual crossover.

    • @crazygrrl53
      @crazygrrl53 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      y y Tbh I hope they don't do a crossover. I'm baffled that the show has the same creator as Riverdale. I just hope season 2 doesn't get ridiculous b/c that's what happened to Riverdale for me

    • @RaphGirl
      @RaphGirl 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yy-hj4br Ben Button from Riverdale (the friend of Dilton who jumped out a window possibly to his death...we never saw a body) showed up in Chilling Adventures of Sabrina as a pizza boy who was possibly eaten by Madame Satan (Sabrina's eeeeevil teacher). The actor confirmed it was the same character. *lol*

    • @BeccaFaye
      @BeccaFaye 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Grace Ibata they probably picked Ben because he's literally been seen in the town of Greendale, in the show Riverdale. He was fucking Ms Grundy lmao Plus there's no plausible reason they could given for a main or even supporting character to be delivering pizzas in Greendale, since it's never been established that any of them have a job there. But with a minor character that's not something they need to establish. Plus it's presumed he gets eaten by Madame Satan so like... might as well pick a character that no one would even remember had it not been for the first few episodes of Riverdale s3

  • @cal_nova3907
    @cal_nova3907 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Abs: The Musical has to be on Spotify!!

  • @gabi1744
    @gabi1744 6 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    “Just WHY, why is this happening?”
    Me always watching Riverdale

    • @leahkristine
      @leahkristine 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      same....except I KEEP watching for some reason

  • @khri5559
    @khri5559 6 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    It used to be kinda good for a teen drama but now it’s about a fucking tree that comes alive..

    • @karunankandiah543
      @karunankandiah543 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Groot...

    • @m.roshan6387
      @m.roshan6387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it may be explained by the end of the show

    • @pineappletv625
      @pineappletv625 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Black Roses that’s exactly what I thought... when I first saw the gargoyle king I was like: “umm...a tree?.... Ok.”

    • @Missmagazinebura
      @Missmagazinebura 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The gargoyle king is the worst villain

    • @notheadphones
      @notheadphones 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i mean that’s just a costume but

  • @jbcatz5
    @jbcatz5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    The show really went off the rails with Hiram. He derails Archie, Veronica and Hermione, especially Archie. I know Archie was detached from the Jason’s murder arc in season 1, but at least he wasn’t actively being an idiot who has sex a lot. Season 3 Hiram is cartoonish supervillainy, going to petty means to makes things worse for Archie and Veronica. He’s even got a Legion of Doom!

  • @nafyne
    @nafyne 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Comic Dilton: “I’m a geek and I invent stuff!!!”
    Riverdale Dilton “WELCOME TO MY UNDERGROUND BUNKER OLD ONE”

  • @Empyrean-I
    @Empyrean-I 6 ปีที่แล้ว +732

    Watch GAME OF THRONES, bcz...
    *WINTER IS COMING*

    • @selmahansen9189
      @selmahansen9189 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Savage yt Winter is allready here dude I mean one day off snow and now there's 10 cm with snow

    • @tamlynsolomans7601
      @tamlynsolomans7601 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too but here in cape town summer is coming and starting with extreme heat waves in spring

    • @arrakis7132
      @arrakis7132 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Actually read it cause the show actually sucks...(s7)

    • @Empyrean-I
      @Empyrean-I 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@arrakis7132 lol buddy

    • @Grace-ff1nz
      @Grace-ff1nz 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Isn't winter already here?

  • @KatInLavender
    @KatInLavender 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Your musical number killed me! - Besides the fact that you're quite the singer (well done) - dude this was just comedic GOLD!

  • @matthewread1671
    @matthewread1671 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    all I was thinking in the bunker scene with jughead was how the hell did ethyl have time to light all those candles

    • @Paula-bu8cf
      @Paula-bu8cf 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The ancestor of Lexa from the 100

    • @carlyparadis1251
      @carlyparadis1251 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      We are Venom yes!!!! I was trying to imagine how long that would take her too!!

  • @carawalshe3133
    @carawalshe3133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    “Leave the room for Jesus”
    I’m dying!

  • @zoekate9943
    @zoekate9943 6 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Season 3 of Riverdale makes Insatiable look like a well thought out, coherent show.

    • @alethea1hazel1blue
      @alethea1hazel1blue 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Don't ever disrespect Archiekins like that again 🙂

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Insatiable is genuinely enjoyable because it doesn't take itself seriously

    • @-a7181
      @-a7181 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alethea1hazel1blue yeah sure hasnwhenwhd

    • @MasterSkySparklez
      @MasterSkySparklez 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      no ...not at all

    • @sailor_anna9924
      @sailor_anna9924 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eh ... That's a bit of a stretch. Insatiable is just ... Bad. It started bad and idk how it ended cause I couldn't even get there but I'm sure it ended bad. Riverdale started decent anyway ... It's a mess but insatiable is ... A fucking tornado. Not like a small twister I mean an F5 tornado.

  • @Kittypika4
    @Kittypika4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    Abs song starts at 2:55, your welcome😂

    • @chaz4768
      @chaz4768 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks I've rewatched it 3 times already😂

    • @valeriaferrari9737
      @valeriaferrari9737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thank you!

  • @707sparksfly5
    @707sparksfly5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    When he said "All the BTS fanfics you've been writing" I literally freaked out
    He knows my secret

    • @MelakMrose
      @MelakMrose 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol😂😂😆

    • @annie-dx7zg
      @annie-dx7zg 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao

    • @AravaxElvor
      @AravaxElvor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol ew they better not be to bad

    • @helena-ic2kn
      @helena-ic2kn 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      IKR😂😂

    • @momo-cv1jj
      @momo-cv1jj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lMAOOO SAME