How can you say Reggie gets the worst lines when someone says "I dropped out in fourth grade to run drugs and support my nana." Archie says "Then you don't know the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
I love how he says “I can’t do the whole series, that video would be so long” - look at him now talking about the whole Pretty Little Liars series with 1,5 hours long videos. What a glow up
UPDATE: i have caught myself up on season 4 and the custom outfit with the name on the belt i can’t i was cry laughing and the rocket looked like a firework
how much weed did the makers of the show need to smoke to come up with this crap? I've never watched this show, and I'm sooo confused (and people are saying this recap makes more sense than the show) LMAOOO
Omg ! My friend does this too and he thinks he’s right because it’s his middle name 😂 I’m like “boi if you don’t pronounce it correctly I’m denouncing you as a friend” he says ‘joe-kwin’ 😑
lol just came from the most recent episode from season 4 when Edgar Evernever legit built a rocket to go to space so yea you were right that the only thing left was to go to space
its its own entity, the only correlation to the comics is the names, they never tried to be similar to the comics in anyway its just a cute lil reference so that they get an immediate fan base without releasing anything yet
Can we talk about how the “midnight pals” or whatever is literally the breakfast club and then they had the heathers episode. Like sis stick to one plot line PLEASE
It drove me nuts how it was literally the copy of the brealfast cluv, but i think that was on purpose because yeah, Archies mum was on the Breakfast club
I only watched the first season, and now half a decade later I'm trying to figure out if this video is satire and the conclusion I'm coming to is that it's NOT, and that the writing room must have had FANTASTIC drugs
Do I watch riverdale? No Do I care enough to watch a 16 minute breakdown of it's messy plotline and various videos on it's terrible writing? Absolutely
Don't forget about the part where Chic and Charles are actually in a relationship and clearly working against the team. Like what is even happening! 🤦♀️🤷♀️
I watched the first season of Riverdale and it was ok. I wasn't bothered enough to watch the 2nd season but watched recaps of it and could not believe anything I was seeing, and now this....wow
I paused the vid for like 2 seconds and I came back to “His girlfriend’s dad is still trying to kill him” and I’m just like oh yeah I remember that lol.
I’ve never watched Riverdale, but thanks to this video... I’m still not going to watch Riverdale Edit: aww thanks for all the likes my dudes xxx have a nice day!
same ugh. im in middle school and a lot of my friends watch it and im always like oh cool riverdale haha bc i dont want to explain how bad and stupid of a show it is lmao bc if they like it then whatever
Yeah... Season 3 is bad but Season 4 seems to be okay... it’s not Season 1 good but it’s Season 2 good... I’d honestly say just watch Season 1 is you’re interested. If you still want to continue move to Season 2 then COMPLETELY SKIP OVER SEASON 3 and then move to Season 4... SEASON 3 IS SHIT
I'm just a boring dude but If I lived in the Riverdale universe I would already be in a biker gang, end up in prison twice, got shot by a serial killer, and end up in an asylum full of drug dealing nurses.
"Where to from here? They have to go to outer space surely" The funniest part of this is watching it after Riverdale 4x03 knowing that Edgar built a rocket
why does this not even have 2k views, people are missing out! also i'll never understand HOW people survive riverdale, I couldn't even finish ep 2 lmao, and I'm 18 so kinda in their audience lol
Maybe because season 1 was good so everyone can finish it, the only worst parts of Riverdale is season 2 part 2 and all the season 3, and maybe, all the season 4..
Edgar made a rocket, I think that's as close as we'll get to outer space this season. But who knows with Riverdale. P.S. I wish I watched this video sooner, it truly is a masterpiece.
16:02 A MF JOKE: Riverdales just been renewed for Season 4, I mean where’s it gonna go? They have to go to space from here... Edgar: JuSt GoInG tO sPaCe On My HoMeMaDe RoCkEt To those of you who don’t watch Riverdale, that actually happens in season 4. I’m not even joking or exaggerating. Why do I even enjoy watching this show??? Tf??!?!
remember when archie falling in love with his teacher was our biggest problem?
Madison Iacone oh the good al days,
miss grundy 👹
Remember that someone killed her
@@ghost_nyat3347 black hood
i wanna like your comment but you're at 666 likes and honestly, that's the show
Remember when this show was finding out who killed Jason?
i read this and legitimately thought “tf is jason?”. thats how far riverdale has strayed
@Giulia Citro yeah i think it was *spoiler spoiler
jasons dad
mxinty tëa_ ahh the good old days
mxinty tëa_ they want to be twin peaks SO bad
I’ve watched river dale but I have no idea who Jason is
This video is better written and more coherent than Riverdale S3 itself
Callum MacIver LMAO honestly you’re not wrong
hhaahhah ikr 😂
LMAOOO
T
And pretty much all of season 4 😂
“They have to go to outer space, surely”. HE LITERALLY PREDICTED SEASON 4 WITH EDGAR AND HIS *RoCkEt*
I frickin hope you are joking, that’s not real . . . Right? I can’t tell at this point 😭 what is this
Zoey Gregory ohhhh It’s real buddy 😂😂😂 look up videos of Edgar with his rocket on TH-cam. You won’t be disappointed 🤣
Raini Stock I- 👁👄👁
Wtf 🤦🏻♀️ I have no words
I just watched this and it makes no sense? Like why? What is the point? And the suit? What is going on!?
Feziwe Ngwenya Like he did this, for what?
“Ethyl has a seizure for the aesthetic”
*Subscribes
Rando Glabella hahahhahahahah😂
Ethel*
Ethel*
This was me when I saw the scene 😂😂
@Carlos the hand I cant-
How can you say Reggie gets the worst lines when someone says "I dropped out in fourth grade to run drugs and support my nana." Archie says "Then you don't know the trials and tribulations, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
Trails and tribulations 😭 why is that said in it lmao it’s just then you don’t know the epic highs and lows
Veronica has the worst lines. Fight me.
@@ToriTheDormouse and Cheryl too
AND THEN THEY ROAST THEIR OWN LINE IN S5??????
“All the girls are having seizures, except for Cheryl, cause she’s a skinny legend” MOOD
danielle skinny legeng** 😂
lol she has a Seizure
I feel like some people are overusing the word "mood" lol
niccotintiralla omg mood sis
BIG FACTS
Mike: "hopefully that doesn't turn into more singing"
Riverdale : musical episode
2nd and 4th seasons musicals weren't that bad when you look at the musical from s3 which in my opinion is the worst episode of the whole show
Cheryl's a skinny legend until you see her keeping her dead brother's body in her basement in a wheel chair and asking for his opinions on outfits..
LafOutLoud hejwiwhemske 💀
💀💀💀💀💀
My instinct reaction was "Wait, what the fuck??" but I then remembered this is Riverdale.
That actually only made me like her character more 😂
I am so happy I haven't ever tried to watch this show rn. Like what is even. The world is on fire, and people spend their days on t h i s
11:47
All the nuns committed suicide,
So how many are left?
*nun*
Oh yeah no ........Jear Desus
NO😭
😂😂😂
💀
One
“it outdoes itself consistently, in terms of
just-
like-
mmh”
rochi acosta i read this as he said it lmao
Max Diaz me2 😂
Perfect why to explain it
rochi acosta i was ur one thoundanth like
Maddy Durot omg thanks lmao
'They have to go to OUTER SPACE don't they'
Riverdale Writers: 'Have Edgar try and fly away in a rocket' .....
I-
There's an alien plotline in season 5
Cheryl is a skinny legeng, I agree
I too think Cheryl is a skinny legeng
l e g e n g
*_l e g e n g_*
An Average Person mike can SPELL OK
L😳e😶g😴e🥴n🤩g
" bEcAUse wE'rE enDgAMe aRcHiEkiNs." Best qoute of all of season 3
Arkiekins
@@hyperubyx oh yeah you're right. Thank you
*Avengers theme begins to play
@@torturedpoetssociety wakanda forever😔
“I dropped out of 4th grade to deal drugs.”
“Then you don’t know the epic highs and lows of highschool football.” Takes the cake for me sry
I'm jealous of anyone who gets to experience this video without ever actually having watched Riverdale
Marte Johanne it’s like I’m drunk
im doing this rn
That's me
I watched S1 and 2 but not 3. Do I count?
That's me. I'm so confused right now
“josie who invented singing” I DIED OMG
So glad I dipped on Riverdale after season 2. Like, who is she anymore?!
Season 3 is an absolute mess but it's entertaining so maybe give her a chance!!
I agree... give her a chance!!! It’ll make you feel like you’re on fizzle rocks 🤪🤪🤪
Season 4 is very good, it's worth it
Sammeee
Bradley Slee season 4 is much better, much slower mysteries and more high school stuff
I love how he says “I can’t do the whole series, that video would be so long” - look at him now talking about the whole Pretty Little Liars series with 1,5 hours long videos. What a glow up
Me: Season 4 of Riverdale is going to be much better
Riverdale: *Edgar tries to leave in a rocket*
Me: *Ok imma head out*
Alexandra Bunyi 7 WHY WAS THAT MY LITERAL REACTION 😂😂
No but it kinda showed how crazy Edgar was
WHAT
UPDATE: i have caught myself up on season 4 and the custom outfit with the name on the belt i can’t i was cry laughing and the rocket looked like a firework
Alexandra Bunyi 7 fr @ the first episode of season 4 I lowkey had hope
omg mike foreshadowing his Pretty Little Liars analysis
I was just about to comment this
Omg what is this hidden gem of a video
This one needs to snap
AWildJosh dude i knkw
he needs to make more of these
I made it 1k
“Ethyl has a seizure . for the aesthetic “
Nah I’m dead
it’s like if an emo tween in 2016 got the flu & spent a whole week writing this with a fever
father terry the whole show is a fever dream lol
Dont be rude!
I'm sure that kid could right something better than riverdale
The fact that I was reading these kind of stories back then makes this way funnier than it should be
why is this so accurate like i was an emo tween in 2016 and DEFINITELY would have written something as edgy and convoluted as riverdale
LMFAOOOOOOO
is no one going to talk about the fact he wrote
“it’s forest time sweaty” instead of sweetie LMAO
It's a joke though, get it right sweaty 👁️👄👁️✌️
The correct way to spell it is Sweatee...learn something you lowborn peasants😎🤣😂
i love how like ALL OF THIS is only season 3 PART ONE like wtf
Keira Fairley part one ?!
Izzy Rose yeah dude, this video only recaps to the mid season break. season 3 has 22 episodes
how much weed did the makers of the show need to smoke to come up with this crap? I've never watched this show, and I'm sooo confused (and people are saying this recap makes more sense than the show) LMAOOO
Nah, not even weeds dumbs you down this much
You need something stronger than weed to come up with this crap lmao
It’s based off of children’s magazines from ages ago, not like closely they more just took the characters but that’s where the like idea came from
Ngl it sounds like bullshit bc it is but when watching it’s not so bad hence the amount of ppl who watch it, like it’s laughable yet addicting
Ngl, some of the rants ive said when high sound like classical literature compared to riverdale season 3/4
Is it bothering anyone else that he didn’t finish the parenthesis around veronicas moms name?
oh my god finally someone
And he wrote legeng
Ya
Me
Well now it is
“Honestly where to from here, they’ll have to go to space, surely”
Cut to: Edgar building a rOcKeT
that whole scene just did the show wrong
The way Mike said Joaquin has me weak. Joking? Joe-kin? Lol Its Hwa-Keen.
I literally watched and said that then read this
Omg ! My friend does this too and he thinks he’s right because it’s his middle name 😂 I’m like “boi if you don’t pronounce it correctly I’m denouncing you as a friend” he says ‘joe-kwin’ 😑
SAME
I literally hate Riverdale but I can’t stop watching it.
Sameeee
I'm only watching it for Cole Spouse 😂
bruh same
Sameeee
Sorry but I find the chilling adventures of Sabrina more believable than Riverdale ????
Like how???
Sarah Guimaraes cause even their witchcraft has rules that is consistent across both seasons
Cause it has an actually well-established universe and a linear, followable plot
It also has likeable characters and well written relationships (of any kind)
Cause Sabrina actually does a good job at explaining its magic
Caos is so good
“Archies mom is random redhead”
*cries in “wrong generation” stereotype*
TotalRevengeance honestly riverdale really wastes molly ringwald’s talent. Secret Life of the American Teenager would never.
ms.marvelous 815 oh wait is she the girl from the breakfast club?
@@user-lw5ez6ic1d yes she is
@@user-lw5ez6ic1d Yup and "Pretty in Pink"
@@ms.marvelous8156 deadass wastesed Molly's abilites
lol just came from the most recent episode from season 4 when Edgar Evernever legit built a rocket to go to space so yea you were right that the only thing left was to go to space
lauren jones that was a wild episode
the episode literally made no sense why am I still watching this shit
😂
what he built A ROCKET
I'm sorry, someone's last name is _Evernever????_ What the flying fuck, I thought this was just supposed to be a YA mystery.
It’s so sad how they just destroyed the comic
They stomped on it, set it on fire, sent it through an incinerator, and then threw it in outer space
Natalya Porter like edgar🤪
its its own entity, the only correlation to the comics is the names, they never tried to be similar to the comics in anyway its just a cute lil reference so that they get an immediate fan base without releasing anything yet
They just took the names and that was the end of their effort
The comic is still there buddy 😂
Having never seen Riverdale, this video was certainly *something*.
It's like getting drunk, but zero calories.
You're a legend.
Ive only seen the ep big fun yano the ep where theres a heathers ep and me too sis
That line broke me :)
8:15
I’m sorry but the pronunciation of Joaquin got me laughing so hard 🤣🤣🤣
😹 😹 I legit started laughing on the bus and this lady looked at me like I was losing my mind 😭
It’s like he’s trying to say Jakken from Inuyasha but with a funny accent 😩
The fact that this isn’t all of the stuff that happens in this season is astounding
Can we talk about how the “midnight pals” or whatever is literally the breakfast club and then they had the heathers episode. Like sis stick to one plot line PLEASE
I mean archies mom was on the breakfast club.
It drove me nuts how it was literally the copy of the brealfast cluv, but i think that was on purpose because yeah, Archies mum was on the Breakfast club
they couldn’t have been LESS creative w the flashback episode, literally the breakfast club but somehow worse
it's the midnight club
It's called a homage
What the actual hell are these shenanigans?!? Watching this after only seeing episode 1 of Riverdale is like ascending to a higher plane of existence.
It’s more like descending
Watching this even after seeing two entire seasons of Riverdale is just a giant wtf. I'm glad I haven't seen this clusterfuck of a season.
Like how Ben ascended when he jumped out that window
As a fan of the comic books since early childhood, I couldn't get past the first scene where Archie and Miss Grundie are you-know-what 🤢
I only watched the first season, and now half a decade later I'm trying to figure out if this video is satire and the conclusion I'm coming to is that it's NOT, and that the writing room must have had FANTASTIC drugs
“Trial by combat” what is this Game of Thrones?
“Has to go to out of space”
That honestly aged so well 😂
bruh
Please lord tell me they don't go to outer space I clocked out halfway through season 3
Gold Luntadila no aha but egdor or however you spell it builds a rocket to go to outer space but gets shot by Alice 😂
Me: *stops watching riverdale after season 1*
Also me: ooh tea
Do I watch riverdale? No
Do I care enough to watch a 16 minute breakdown of it's messy plotline and various videos on it's terrible writing? Absolutely
H Do I understand shit I just watched? Absolutely fucking not
"Specifically season three because if I do the whole series I don't even know how long that would be, like 7 hours?." - creates 6 hour pll documentary
"they have to go to outer space honestly" PSHHHHH EDGAR LEADER OF THE FARM LITERALLY TRIED TO ESCAPE IN A ROCKET U PREDICTED IT
smartins lol
I know I mean they write pure shit
I love season 4 so far
Emily all season except 1 are garbage
Faithster with one being decent tho. Its not like it was a well written season
When it was revealed that Alice was working with the FBI with her long lost son (who Chic said he killed back season 2), that was it for me.
Don't forget about the part where Chic and Charles are actually in a relationship and clearly working against the team. Like what is even happening! 🤦♀️🤷♀️
Harry Potter is more realistic than Riverdale💀🤷🏽♀️, (i didn’t lie)
I MEAN... sis got a pointtt
Barbie life in the dream house is more realistic than riverdale
Hayley-Noelle well tbf barbie had raquel so like
you didn’t lie
You're not wrong yk
can you hire somebody whos never watched riverdale to interpret this?
"Meanwhile, Every girl is having a seizure except for Cheryl because she is a skinny legend!"
*spells it as Legeng*
*sherrif*
*seisure*
I watched the first season of Riverdale and it was ok. I wasn't bothered enough to watch the 2nd season but watched recaps of it and could not believe anything I was seeing, and now this....wow
I paused the vid for like 2 seconds and I came back to “His girlfriend’s dad is still trying to kill him” and I’m just like oh yeah I remember that lol.
Meanwhile, everyone is getting seizures!
Why did I read this comment at the exact same time he said this in the video?😂
“All the girls are having a seizure except for Cheryl because she’s a skinny queen”
**subscribes**
“Ethel has a seizure for the aesthetic” is my favorite line in this video
Mike: It’s just because season 3 is just a WHOLE LOT like there’s just SO MUCH content!!!
Riverdale season 4: 👁👄👁
i just blacked out
“I don’t know how long that video would be…like 7 hours?” -he predicted the PLL series
I don't watch riverdale for obvious reasons, but I thoroughly enjoyed this video outlining its insanity. I'm here for this content.
The blueprint for that PLL video
I’ve never watched Riverdale, but thanks to this video... I’m still not going to watch Riverdale
Edit: aww thanks for all the likes my dudes xxx have a nice day!
same. Everything I ever heard/seen of it seem ridiculous and really doesn’t make sense (but I also don’t want it to make sense)
Your welcome for the likes you're now godly look at the number
Justin Spencer it’s so crazy/bad,it’s entertaining
same ugh. im in middle school and a lot of my friends watch it and im always like oh cool riverdale haha bc i dont want to explain how bad and stupid of a show it is lmao bc if they like it then whatever
Yeah... Season 3 is bad but Season 4 seems to be okay... it’s not Season 1 good but it’s Season 2 good... I’d honestly say just watch Season 1 is you’re interested. If you still want to continue move to Season 2 then COMPLETELY SKIP OVER SEASON 3 and then move to Season 4... SEASON 3 IS SHIT
Mike about season 4: "They have to go to outer space, surely"
Episode 3 of season 4: Exists
When his skin said 🔵 I felt that
plz do this for pretty little liars I want my memories to come flooding back
Mike: i apologive that this was quite long
The PLL recap: ...
As someone who stopped watching after season 1 this shit is buck wild
This was SPECTACULAR. Most fun I've had on youtube in awhile. You're amazing. If you have the time please do this for season 4. Fucking hilarious.
“jo qwin
go qwin
joe cwin”
eez waakeen
“Joke-win” is one of the weirdest pronunciations of “Joaquin” I’ve ever heard
Everything about this show seems “So Realistic”
To be fair, it’s based on a comic book series lol
I really want to like your comment but it has 69 likes. I can't destroy PERFECTION.
I'm just a boring dude but If I lived in the Riverdale universe I would already be in a biker gang, end up in prison twice, got shot by a serial killer, and end up in an asylum full of drug dealing nurses.
@@cass-a-dilla thank you finnaly somebody else understanding that
Kanra and everyone you know us slowly joining a cult..
Burning question for curious minds: between Archie and Mr Shu (Glee), who do we hate the most?
good question
Archie
"Where to from here? They have to go to outer space surely" The funniest part of this is watching it after Riverdale 4x03 knowing that Edgar built a rocket
"Josie who invented singing" HAIAKCIIAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
love this,literally me taking to my friends about riverdale when non of them care lol xx n yEs cHeRyL iS a sKinNy leGeNd
Me on the phone to my mum recapping the episode knowing full well she doesn't know the characters
Mike's Mic bahahha also a mood
@@mikesmic my mom love the show it's all my fault love the video
Saaame lol my friends that don’t watch it r like what
Me when I finish season 3: season 4 will be better
Fred dies
Me: ok I'mma head out 😢😢
yea rip luke perry 😕
ImJelliii Luke died on my birthday 😢
“Next up we have all the girls having seizures, besides Cheryl cus she’s a skinny legend”
She is tho
"An appropriately unhinged recap of Pretty Little Liars": The Origin
“They have to go to outer space surely”
*season 4* 👀👀
"They have to go to outer space" did he predict the farm cult's rocket ship LOL
I'd buy that as a poster
11:21 imagine having to explain what “getting quarantined” means lol *laughs in August 2020*
As someone who has never seen an episode of Riverdale you can imagine the rollercoaster this was
this was the prequel to the iconic PLL series
why does this not even have 2k views, people are missing out! also i'll never understand HOW people survive riverdale, I couldn't even finish ep 2 lmao, and I'm 18 so kinda in their audience lol
I thought the target audience was 14-16 year old girls and gays
@@sentrenade1244 Well the target audience is the older teen group around 15-18, mostly girls and lgbt people.
Now it has over 50k
Maybe because season 1 was good so everyone can finish it, the only worst parts of Riverdale is season 2 part 2 and all the season 3, and maybe, all the season 4..
Season 1 was actually good. I stopped watching it season 2 episode 4 because after black hood came it just went downhill.
“Why do I look so white that I look blue?”
Most relatable sentence ever for me 😂
"they surely have to go to outer space"
Edgar Evernever: Hold my bus full of farmies
idk who that is bc I stopped watching riverdale but his name sounds so funny to me
This video walked so the PLL, Glee, Gossip Girl & Lost videos could run.
"they have to go to outerspace, surely"
Fast forward to Chad Michael Murray building a rocket in the last episode
Mike's is really giving "background character in the first Twilight movie".
‘Except from Cheryl because she is a skinny legend’
This a whole ass mood
When you said Ethyl and Dilton were friends I thought the first "GG" by them stood for gang gang
"drawing the plot of riverdale"
me: *scribbles over page*
for such a chaotic show your paper is very organized and it's scaring me
Edgar made a rocket, I think that's as close as we'll get to outer space this season. But who knows with Riverdale. P.S. I wish I watched this video sooner, it truly is a masterpiece.
this was truly the beginning of 'an appropriately unhinged recap'
me: has NEVER watched river dale
me: watched this video till the end
As someone who has only read the comics as a kid, I feel like I’m having whip lash
“just riverdale things”
this is so accurate :)
this video foreshadows so much of Mike's career
I only signed on to see Archie naked. And maybe have a homosexual experience with Jughead. We didn’t need any of this plot.
HONESTLY SÆM
Omg it looks like he used the blue filter they used in Twilight
16:02
A MF JOKE: Riverdales just been renewed for Season 4, I mean where’s it gonna go? They have to go to space from here...
Edgar: JuSt GoInG tO sPaCe On My HoMeMaDe RoCkEt
To those of you who don’t watch Riverdale, that actually happens in season 4. I’m not even joking or exaggerating. Why do I even enjoy watching this show??? Tf??!?!