It's like Riverdale has 10 separate writers, who all write their own plot lines, without discussing the direction with one another and then they literally just glue all those scripts together with elmers glue.
"No one is dead unless you actually see the body, and even if you do see the body, there's still like a 50 50 chance that it's just gonna end like "Oh he wasn't dead!"" ...you would understand if you watched 3x20...
@Zandris Hugal IKR!! Riverdale spent an ENTIRE season talking about it, but NO. HE'S SOMEHOW ALIVE NOW. Edit: OMG what if he's one of the zombies Alex was talking abt
@@lessthanwilliam7152 It was decent. What made me watch the show was how hilarious each characters were. Then season 3 just changed every characters to unlikeable jerks. No one I guess except Betty.
I watch it just because it's so bizarre lol First season was actually good. Second season was questionable lol. And now third season...well...it confuses me so much 😂 like wtf... Cant wait for season 4 😂😂😂 There will probably have vampires, ghosts and werewolves...
Kids: watch Riverdale Men : watch Riverdale to understand Alex meyers videos Legends: have never watched Riverdale but still watch every Alex meyers Riverdale video.
hm sanijaa but fr bro .. like r they dumb !! 😂😂 imagine someone trying to kill u like the black hood for example .. who the fuck would stay in that town !! AND. All the shit that has been goin on !! Like Ain’t Nobody gonna stay near this shit ✋🏽✋🏽
Honestly, ‘Betty has been hallucinating everything since the first episode’ might end up making more sense than whoever the Gargoyle King 🙄 reveal ends up being. At least it’ll mean S3 was as much a fever dream for the characters as it was for us. 😅
Christina I think it would end with everything being written by Jughead, and none of it actually happening... you know? He writes and voiceovers a lot...
@@astridberg8234 Very true -- piggybacking Alex's joke, maybe the Core Four got incredibly high swimming in the l 1st Labor Day episode and high af Archie convinced Jughead to create a Riverdale Mad Libs. ;)
Astrid Berg IMAGINE! What if it ended with Jughead with the gang like “so what do you guys think?” And they all look at him sincerely and go “Jughead this is terrible. What even happened to the story? You lost all sense.” That’d be such an amazing end to the show
@@lizsmith1018 Betty & Jughead in Pops editing the story together like, 'Jeez Jug, the language is great, but your story took a damn sour turn halfway through.' ... 'Well Betts, it's pretty easy to get distracted writing around so much good food', other characters file in the diner to wrap up the character arcs etc etc. Nice, I dig the idea. :)
When you realize... Polly and Jason were roughly the same age in the same class Cheryl and Jason are *twins* so they have to be the same age Betty and Cheryl are in the same class. Polly is Betty's older sister. We love plot holes. :3
Director: I got inspired by the walking dead, jumanji, heathers/musicals, hallmark mysteries, netflix romcoms, mean girls, Archie comics and then I made Riverdale. :)
EmberTheatre The writers have honestly never been able to fit Archie into the main narrative at all well. He was separate from the investigation of Jason’s murder until Cheryl needed saving, the Red Circle thing was utter crap with a side order of irresponsible firearm usage, the stuff with Hiram Lodge was facepalm inducing and we all knew Archie wouldn’t stay in juvie for long. He belongs in an entirely different show altogether, one without the murder mystery and the table top game that really deserves the satanic panic that D&D got all the flak for. He really should be an an early to mid 2000’s show that would air on WB or the CW
Maybe it's because Riverdale should never have been a murder mystery drama or some shit. It would've been better if they played it out like a slice of life high school show and let the drama set itself up from that.
I mean, season 2 wasn't THAT bad for what it was, but season 3 literally zero sense and doesn't even have a clear plot any more (if it even did to begin with)
Ironically she looks the oldest to me so I’m glad they actually made her canonically old because she genuinely stood out as looking too old to be a teen
Ash Xoxo it won’t surprise me if the show ends with Archie getting a full ride scholarship to an Ivy League School and the cast get to go good colleges or have great futures ahead of them even though they hardly go to school plus Archie is an escaped convict and was in prison for murder
I jhope You have a God day I’m so done with the CW they have great characters at first but every so I've ever watch on their channel I either got bored with, so frustrated I stopped caring, or I rage quit.
They should just do shot for shot remakes of classic Spongebob episodes but make them dark and sucky. At this point, it would make as much sense as anything else in the show.
StripedBandit this thought ruins the show for me but honestly it's getting so crazy I wouldn't be surprised if it was headed that way, him dating Betty in the show because he has a crush on her, making his dad the sheriff, getting jelly Bean back, now Jason's all of a sudden back from the dead after we all saw him get shot?!? Seems like a fantasy fiction to me lol I can see the last episode being Jughead selling this play write or book and Betty still having a crush on archie. & the cherry on top of it, all of the episodes are called chapters ... you're definitely on to something
You're comment made me think of that Robot Chicken episode making fun of M. Night Shamalan's movies where everything that happens changes at the end, and he comes on screen saying "What a twist!!!" lol
I'm pretty sure he admitted he likes the show regardless of all the mess. Or maybe I made that up for whatever reason and I'm just fooling myself. 😅 Anyone can help me out here?
It started as normal teenagers trying to go through high school while indirectly solving the murder of another teenager. Which is Cheryl's (the red head girl) twin brother. Seaskn 2 and 3 are just random after that.
Kookie K same like in a previous video a character (who is 16 or 17) drinks a mimosa for breakfast before school (maybe) and her mother’s reaction is “that was for your father”
why did the writers choose EVELYN to be 26 lmaooo out of all the characters on the show, she's the ONLY ONE who's even moderately passable as a teenager
"Top 10 times Jimmy Fallon has slapped his desk while pretending to laugh"... I can't with the comments you write in your videos. I actually stop them just so I don't miss any detail. 😂😂😂
Really hope the chilling adventures of sabrina won't go down the same route as riverdale it's co-produced by the same producers of riverdale but it's actually a good show I just hope they won't ruin it next season oof (Alex do part 2 of the chilling adventures of sabrina! 🙏🏻)
For now i don't think so, Sabrina is pretty good in my opinion, they are following 80% of the comics story line, the show have better lines, better carachters, a good and decent plot, representative carachters aka Theo (who had a great story and screentime), they don't throw a sex scene to fill the episode, have a good critic and unlike Riverdale, season 3 of CAOS have a reason to be hapening and not only because of Nick. They have the plot about the reconstruction of The Church of Lilith, find Blackwood and save the twins, get Nick out off hell, find The Dark Lord a new body, maybe a war with Lilith, the comeback of Ms. Wardwell, Hilda dealing with the trouble of killing someone important in the church, Ambrose and Prudence....... Plus, i don't think Roberto has a huge power over Netflix decisions on how to deal with the show, they buy it the project and the rights from CW. But all we can do is wait and watch. Sorry for the bad english btw
“How is everyone so fit if all they eat is burgers and milkshakes” Alex, you absolute genius. I’ve been saying this the whole time. I get that time passes behind the silver screen but come on. They all have perfect, toned bodies.
Riverdale Season 1: intriguing plot and characters, bit dramatic but essentially a spiritual sequel to Twin Peaks, can't complain really. Riverdale Season 2: Black Hood, OK let's see where this is going... Huh.... What?... Were the writers even awake when they came up with this? They are literally making up stuff as they go with no idea where the story is going.... Riverdale Season 3: Wait they made a season 3? Well I hope they've got new writers let's see this first episode... Nope goodbye.
I kept thinking the exact same thing!!! But Archie's mom did call an FBI friend to catch Veronica's dad... Not the multiple serial killers or cult leaders or anything...😓😓😓
I would appreciate with Trevor Stines becoming a S4 regular cast, but for the story/plot logic, I don't want Jason Blossom to become alive cos come on~ Chilling Sabrina should be THE ONLY SHOW to embrace ALL SUPERNATURAL. Unless they've another Blossom son...or maybe he's Claudius (the other twin of the Papa Blossom) dum-dum-dum (GOT term: bastard) son~ so in the end, Chic is all the logic I need to be s3 finale villain's reveal...and if those two don't happen, I'm giving up this show & dedicate myself to Alex's Riverdale summary~ 😛
mrSongSOOah i don’t think that it is the real jason. i also think it could be chic dressed like jason and with dyed hair. jason is clearly dead. we even have seen his corpse.
CW classic ; attractive favourite character of the fandom are the most important ones, even if the show was about Archie... kinda... at some point I think
the audience loves them together , so , the more screen time their characters get , the more money the producers make. 9 year old girls get their fantasy about princesses and handsome kings and producers get their fancy cars. Everyone is happy.
“Uhhuh sure Riverdale yeah I totally believe you *Pinocchio nose grows*” 😂😂 YES Alex call them OUT, even with “proof” people can still be alive and well we know this by now lol
The Legacy of Gaming- seriously!! I was super into it and at the end I didn’t even trust what the main characters were seeing bc it could all end up being an ~iLluSioN~
I don't do drugs, but I don't think meth is potent enough, at least not on its own. If I were to guess, it's mixed with cocaine and cactus juice and it's smoked from a shawarma :p
Conspiracy theory time: Alex (not his real name) is a producer on several shows and makes them suck for the sole purpose of having content for this channel (his true passion)
@10:08 “Why does anyone live in Riverdale?” I feel the same way about Rosewood in PLL. People are literally getting stalked and killed in that town and no one seems to want to leave..🙃
It's like Riverdale has 10 separate writers, who all write their own plot lines, without discussing the direction with one another and then they literally just glue all those scripts together with elmers glue.
HAHA you nailed it 😂😂😂
Definitely Elmer’s because this shit falls apart real fast 😂
😆😆😆
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME WHO THOUGHT THIS
😂😂😂😂
I love that this is a High School drama yet NOBODY is EVER in school........
Preach like the only time they are in school is for the prom
Or during the rare occasions when they're taking their SATs!😁
Or when they’re like chilling in the lounge
How tf are they passing their classes
And most of them still haven't experienced the epic highs and lows of high school football, what a shame
"No one is dead unless you actually see the body, and even if you do see the body, there's still like a 50 50 chance that it's just gonna end like "Oh he wasn't dead!""
...you would understand if you watched 3x20...
@Zandris Hugal IKR!! Riverdale spent an ENTIRE season talking about it, but NO. HE'S SOMEHOW ALIVE NOW.
Edit: OMG what if he's one of the zombies Alex was talking abt
aaliyah mooney for realllllll!! But I honestly loved that show lmao
you would understand if u have watched 3x22
SRE growł irk!!! but i think everyone knew that [blank] was still alive
Except Jason actually is dead
She's not his daughter, she's his wife. But this is Riverdale, so it could be both!
Elijah Cook sweet home alabama
*Alabama intensifies*
This is some game of thrones Craster shit
are we sure it's not game of thrones?
@@ginime_ Or just Alabama.
Watching you roast Riverdale has become my secondary religion.
Secondary? Pfft, it should be the only religion that matters.
@@naranciaisbestboi125 OMG rightttt
ONE OF US. ONE OF US. This is OUR cult.
You have 2 top comments I’ve never seen this before :o
Mood
Pause at 0:06
Question: “How is everyone so fit if all they eat is burgers and milkshakes at pop’s”
Answer:
They are always doing *The Devils Tango*
Alyssa Star lol
dAmN!
Oh. my. god.
oml lol i did not expect that
Oh suddenly everything makes sense
*ahem* ARCHIE and *ahem* Veronica
2:42 “Not his daughter but his wife but they’re in a cult so maybe she’s both” omg I died 💀💀😭
Dhalia, meet Craster.
The sound after learning Evelyn is his wife kills me every time @ 2:33 🤣
Carlicia Powell omg I love it when he does that in his videos 😂
It's "My Sister, My daughter" from "Chinatown" all over again!😱
I actually liked that twist. Just about the only one I've liked. Mainly because it's so crazy I didn't see it coming
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Cheryl: 👁👄👁
Cheryl 👑
. ✌️👁️👄👁️🏳️🌈
Lgbtq queen
its.sunny btw true that!
@@nehakotian2466, we didn't ask for your opinion
@@noobmaster-ns9nd ok
No one :
Absolutely no one:
Cheryl: I aM rEd
It's just depressing how they turned a good show in a kind of weird fantasy story.
Alix 0.0 good?
@@lessthanwilliam7152 It was decent. What made me watch the show was how hilarious each characters were. Then season 3 just changed every characters to unlikeable jerks. No one I guess except Betty.
Well it’s not fantasy but okey
@@Ana-pj1gf true but I mean that it's weird with the cult and all the gargoyle king stuff
The actors did an amazing job tbh
You literally couldn’t pay me to watch Riverdale... But I will gladly watch Alex’s review of it.
moonwalk.1814 facts my friend
FACTS!!!! I will never watch riverdale ever!!
Riverdale season 3 was created only for the sole purpose of your reviews.
Keep it up, man.
Fr though
Yyesss😂😂😂🙌
Evelyn be taking the whole “call me daddy” stuff to a whole new level
snow white’s sister 😂
#UnderratedComment XD
Oh my gawd
😂
Ok, so Riverdale is a meme basically.
Agreed? Agreed.
Hahahahaha
agreed
agreed
Agreed.
Agreed.
The "oh, that's right. They're in high school" bit, killed me. XD
The second he said that I read this 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ME TOO LMAO
So the TOWN SHERRIF, had to ask his teenage son for help on a murder investigation...??? What..?!?!?! This show.....
Well for one he isn't a good sheriff he got the job for free he didnt earn it so he has no sheriff skills
@@daydream5120 influence.
sheriff is an elected position though......
?????
@@daydream5120 Hermionie gave FP the job as Sheriff in return for him shooting Hiram, the job was his payment.
Season One: This is a cool show
Season Two: Things are getting wacky but it's okay
Season Three: What the hell
Can't wait to see season 4 😂😂😂😂
Exactly!
Season 4: incomprehensible
Plot twist: netflix cancels the show
I watch it just because it's so bizarre lol
First season was actually good.
Second season was questionable lol.
And now third season...well...it confuses me so much 😂 like wtf...
Cant wait for season 4 😂😂😂
There will probably have vampires, ghosts and werewolves...
Alex: I HATE RIVERDAAAAALE
Also Alex: Keeps watching Riverdale until season 84th
cause it's good content fuel for Alex :P
R H ikr
It's like a car crash, you just can't look away.
He loves to hate Riverdale 😂😂😂 It happens, like Mike from Potterless loves to hate Quidditch
So that u see how pathetic it is 😂
Season 1: cool show
Season 2: a bit crazy but ok
Season 3:tf is this
Riverdale is officially in the category of Daytime Soap Opera, cuz there is no other explanation for this madness😂😂😂
I agree. Days of Our Lives on speed.
Days of Our Lives with a decent budget
Exactly
Shekinah Babb the next season will edge into Bollywood levels of crazy lol
someones bound to have a secret twin or come back to life
My sister watches Riverdale and I watch these ... my house is divided
same here hahahah
Jess Dewhurst a house divided against itself cannot stand, you must take out the competition
Ricky Smith omg AHAH
Same AHAHAHAHA
I watch both
Only thing weirder would be if they brought Jason back haha.....wait.....
wait till you see the last 2 episodes
@@hellokoukkouk6007 I have it was a joke
Michael Moretti honestly it’s like wtf, this is giving me a pll vibes
They did
@marti is that a Charles the French reference 😂😂
*How is everyone so fit if all they eat is burgers and milkshakes?*
Lol
Can't relate
"Riverdale"
They burned it by working out? Idk
Good question lol
They're all made of kale
Kids: watch Riverdale
Men : watch Riverdale to understand Alex meyers videos
Legends: have never watched Riverdale but still watch every Alex meyers Riverdale video.
Yeah I stopped watching in season 2, but I still watch these vids to see how pathetic it’s gotten😂😂
I am a legend
I watched the first episode and thought it was too much effort to finish the show. So I guess I'm a legend now.
I still watch it because I just can't wait to see how bad they truly have become
I’m a legend :)
S1: I'm worried about how they have no time to study
S3: I'm just worried. A lot.
''Why does anyone live in Riverdale?"
Every Riverdale character: Because it's our home
hm sanijaa but fr bro .. like r they dumb !! 😂😂 imagine someone trying to kill u like the black hood for example .. who the fuck would stay in that town !! AND. All the shit that has been goin on !! Like Ain’t Nobody gonna stay near this shit ✋🏽✋🏽
It’s beyond nonsense
hm sanijaa ugh “ it’s my home “ ....
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Bitch r u serious !!!
Literally like fr these characters and the whole show is ridiculous 🙂💔
To be fair a couple of em tried to dip, but their problems followed them lol
I think that’s mostly archie lol
i watch riverdale for the sole purpose of understanding alex meyer's videos
I dont even bother and watch just those videos lol
Me too. Riverdale is the room of the CW.
Ditto, he's officially "The Riverdale Guy" now! That should be the name of his channel.
Is it me or does the soundtrack in riverdale sound like stranger things
This is painfully true, honestly
I swear it's like they wrote season 1 and after it was done, they got drunk and wrote season 2 and 3.
Legend says they 're still drunk to this day.
"Riverdale doesn't have a writing team anymore, it's just like an 8 year old on bath salts"
i cried laughing at that joke
💀
It feels more like an Archie fanfic to me.
Honestly, ‘Betty has been hallucinating everything since the first episode’ might end up making more sense than whoever the Gargoyle King 🙄 reveal ends up being. At least it’ll mean S3 was as much a fever dream for the characters as it was for us. 😅
Christina I think it would end with everything being written by Jughead, and none of it actually happening... you know? He writes and voiceovers a lot...
@@astridberg8234 Very true -- piggybacking Alex's joke, maybe the Core Four got incredibly high swimming in the l 1st Labor Day episode and high af Archie convinced Jughead to create a Riverdale Mad Libs. ;)
Christina that may be..
Astrid Berg IMAGINE! What if it ended with Jughead with the gang like “so what do you guys think?” And they all look at him sincerely and go “Jughead this is terrible. What even happened to the story? You lost all sense.” That’d be such an amazing end to the show
@@lizsmith1018 Betty & Jughead in Pops editing the story together like, 'Jeez Jug, the language is great, but your story took a damn sour turn halfway through.' ... 'Well Betts, it's pretty easy to get distracted writing around so much good food', other characters file in the diner to wrap up the character arcs etc etc. Nice, I dig the idea. :)
When you realize...
Polly and Jason were roughly the same age in the same class
Cheryl and Jason are *twins* so they have to be the same age
Betty and Cheryl are in the same class.
Polly is Betty's older sister.
We love plot holes. :3
The Ari Jacob Show you watch Shane Dawson too huh
I'll just thinking that
Neves P. Did they even told us that polly and Jason are the same age? I mean they dont have to or am i wrong?
Wait but poly could be older than Jason and still date him
Ok so I'm not the only one who noticed this
I’ve given up with riverdale. Nothing makes any sense
When did this show made sense?
i should too lmao
Oh my god 😂😂 First I read 'I've grown up with riverdale' and I was like. Wait ... what are you? Like 2?? 😂
You came to this conclusion just now.
Season 1 was great, after Season 1 everything went down hill and started making no sense.
"Theres no writers for this show.... its just an eight year old on bath salts filling in mad libs." 🤣🤣🤣 *DED*
Remember when this show was about finding Jason Blossom’s killer
The good ol' days 😂🤣
No, I am incapable of remembering that
unmotivatedbtch exactly
Remember when Betty wasn’t ungodly annoying ?
@@RyanLBrown9396 those were the ancient times
Bold of you to assume Riverdale ever had a mind in the first place
@TheWispWillow agreed^^^
First season was great
Remember when Archie was just about a kid and his love triangle?
Yeah. I read the comics.
You mean when it was good?
Pepperidge Farm remembers
Director: I got inspired by the walking dead, jumanji, heathers/musicals, hallmark mysteries, netflix romcoms, mean girls, Archie comics and then I made Riverdale. :)
That is honestly the only thing that makes sense in Riverdale
*dungeons and dragons and the satanic panic, not jumanji lol
I love how Archie is portrayed as the main character when Betty and Jughead are the only ones actually doing anything
EmberTheatre The writers have honestly never been able to fit Archie into the main narrative at all well. He was separate from the investigation of Jason’s murder until Cheryl needed saving, the Red Circle thing was utter crap with a side order of irresponsible firearm usage, the stuff with Hiram Lodge was facepalm inducing and we all knew Archie wouldn’t stay in juvie for long. He belongs in an entirely different show altogether, one without the murder mystery and the table top game that really deserves the satanic panic that D&D got all the flak for. He really should be an an early to mid 2000’s show that would air on WB or the CW
Maybe it's because Riverdale should never have been a murder mystery drama or some shit. It would've been better if they played it out like a slice of life high school show and let the drama set itself up from that.
Archie is only the main in the comics the only main people I. The show now are Betty jughead Archie and Veronica
Satanic panic sounds pie an amazing name for a band
And poor KJ was the only one not invited to the met gala 😲🤯😬
Alex is a legend for still watching Riverdale even though its been off the rails since Season 2.
I mean, season 2 wasn't THAT bad for what it was, but season 3 literally zero sense and doesn't even have a clear plot any more (if it even did to begin with)
msf the1st *off rails since it’s first episode
Ava’s World I couldn’t get passed the third episode. I was pulling my hair out the entire time
*So Evelyn isn't Edgar's daughter but his wife, but also they're in a cult, so maybe she's both, who knows...
😂😂😂I died
"Pretending to be seventeen for over a decade"
Is 26.
Yep. Something about this was bothering me but i couldnt figure which part. Lol
She had seventeen from heathers on replay
What- PROM?! Why would they go to PROM?!
-oh right, they're in HIGH SCHOOL
that cracked me up😂😂
To be honest I was asking the same thing.
Hahaha!!! Yeah!!! I was like oh yeah they got to high school!!!????
@@KatiaMeans92 To our defense it's not that hard to forget.
Evelyn looks more like an actual student than the actual students even though she’s canonically 26.
Ironically she looks the oldest to me so I’m glad they actually made her canonically old because she genuinely stood out as looking too old to be a teen
If you slightly change the voice, use some basic editing, and then, most importantly, get an entirely new actor than it doesn't look like that.
Season 1: Manga
Season 2: Anime
Season 3: Netflix Adaption
😂😂😂
dead meme
Die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Manga is gold. Nothing is better than source material. It's rich in plot.
Maryam Akram but it’s funny here because the whole thing already a Netflix adaptation
"Riverdale has lost its mind"
Let's be honest, Riverdale never had a mind to lose
S1 was actually good lmao, it’s gone downhill massively
MaximusTheMad right
@@moegaard3214 and wait,if Chick is gargoyle king now,who was back then,Penelope Blossom ?!
Alex: While Betty is doing some Nancy Drew stuff
CW: yeah yeah write that down
Penny Peabody comes up every season fights them and disappears , it's getting so repetitive and boring😂😂
She's like the chicken from family guy 🤷🏻♀️
Familydale X Riverguy confirmed crossover
She is the epitome of the "surprise bitch, thought you saw the last of me" meme
"I lived bitch"
Jestina Edwards I’m dead
Lmao I love how they did their SATS but they haven’t actually learned anything since season 1 😂
When do they go to class?? 😂😂
Ash Xoxo it won’t surprise me if the show ends with Archie getting a full ride scholarship to an Ivy League School and the cast get to go good colleges or have great futures ahead of them even though they hardly go to school plus Archie is an escaped convict and was in prison for murder
Hector Arredondo I still don’t get how he was able to return to school when he basically escaped prison.. I mean, shouldn’t he be arrested?
園楽 not only that but no police force or law agency is looking for him just shows that nothing that happens in riverdale matters as Alex says
"and jughead with his... hat"
I guess his appetite doesn't exist anymore.
"it's Riverdale... so who even knows anymore"
not the writers evidently
What can they do in season 4? Oh maybe aliens who dress up as bunnies...
Wait hopefully CW won’t See this
You fool! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!
Wouldn't be weirder than the Archie vs Predator comics....
I jhope You have a God day I’m so done with the CW they have great characters at first but every so I've ever watch on their channel I either got bored with, so frustrated I stopped caring, or I rage quit.
They should just do shot for shot remakes of classic Spongebob episodes but make them dark and sucky. At this point, it would make as much sense as anything else in the show.
hobiuwuwuuw
Wait.... you thought Jason Blossom is dead? Well guess what !
Yea guess what, he is 🤷
Hes not its Chic not Jason you probably skimmed through the episodes
Laura Melega Is cheryal talking to his corpse at the end of the show tho
@@izzysoup6207 Yes.
THEORY
This is all an amateur screenplay written by Jughead Jones!! he doesnt actually know anyone and this is an attempt as a weirdo to feel included
StripedBandit this thought ruins the show for me but honestly it's getting so crazy I wouldn't be surprised if it was headed that way, him dating Betty in the show because he has a crush on her, making his dad the sheriff, getting jelly Bean back, now Jason's all of a sudden back from the dead after we all saw him get shot?!? Seems like a fantasy fiction to me lol I can see the last episode being Jughead selling this play write or book and Betty still having a crush on archie. & the cherry on top of it, all of the episodes are called chapters ... you're definitely on to something
@@MalasiaJohnson yeah same....I wouldn't even be surprised at this point!
You're comment made me think of that Robot Chicken episode making fun of M. Night Shamalan's movies where everything that happens changes at the end, and he comes on screen saying "What a twist!!!" lol
I hope it's that cause nothing else can save that show x)
THATS TRUE BECAUSE WHEN JUGHEAD WAS ATTACKED BY GHOULIES AND IN A COMA, NOTHING HAPPENED IT JUST WENT TO WHEN JUGHEAD WOKE UP
Looks at the Archie comics
Looks at This
What the Fresh Hell happened?!
Bryce McKenzie Ikr😬😬
Tbh
Archie comic got really weird
Bryce McKenzie i’m still hoping that this is all one big nightmare
Well, in Alabama being both daughter and wife is basically standard soooooo
Lmfaoooo
Eternal5 who knew the farm was in Alabama 😂
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!
Lmao
maybe they're all joining the farm because edgar promised he would explain what the HELL is happening in the show ffs
Alex needs to take a break from riverdale for his sanity!!
LOL I agree
Yes but I need Alex to make me laugh for my sanity
I agree
he's made a new video about riverdale every month for the past few months XD
But I need his videos to keep my sanity!😂
6:11 *RIVERDALE NOT ONLY HAS THE GARGOYLE KING, BUT FEAR NOT, THEY NOW HAVE THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES*
At this point we've all given up on Riverdale. The only time we see anything related to it is because of Alex 😂
I really gave up on Riverdale tbh. Never have I seen such a crap storyline.
Soumya Singh then you should see the videos Saberspark makes. 🤣
Same i just watch it to see what random things hapoen next
@@Bookdragon11 I'll check them out
@@Katrina0567 i get a headache
@@soumyasingh7106 omg, same.
yknow i would have loved riverdale if it stayed that cheesy funny love triangle teenage romance story it was in the original comics but uh.
well.
Can we give Alex some love because he has to ACTUALLY WATCH this crap to provide us entertainment
Great job Alex!!! We really appreciated it!!👏😌
He lowkey enjoy it I bet
I'm pretty sure he admitted he likes the show regardless of all the mess. Or maybe I made that up for whatever reason and I'm just fooling myself. 😅 Anyone can help me out here?
Everything I know about Riverdale is through this channel
And I still don't know wtf this show is about 😭🤣
It started as normal teenagers trying to go through high school while indirectly solving the murder of another teenager. Which is Cheryl's (the red head girl) twin brother.
Seaskn 2 and 3 are just random after that.
FACTS!
Kookie K same like in a previous video a character (who is 16 or 17) drinks a mimosa for breakfast before school (maybe) and her mother’s reaction is “that was for your father”
Same
Teenage angst as a series
Here after the finale...everything is answered but more questions are made lol
lelelanaa thanks I going to watch it On Netflix
why did the writers choose EVELYN to be 26 lmaooo out of all the characters on the show, she's the ONLY ONE who's even moderately passable as a teenager
Shes 21 or 22 and you make her 26. You can tell they didnt what they're going to do with the plot due to the casting
I was thinking that! She’s actually one of the younger ones
EXACTLY LMAO
Brooke Hollister ikr Cole spouse is actually 26
@@firstbinguser and charles melton is 28, playing a sixteen year old ... oh this show is a MESS mess!!
i love how evelyn is 26 but her actress is literally the only one in this whole cast who could pass as a teenager.
And josie. The actress of josie is literally 29, and it was last year
"Going on a manhunt for a serial killer dressed like a tree" 😂
instead of teen drama
i'm putting this under comedy
because i have never laughed so hard in my life
Riiight at this point 😂😂
ALEX YOU NEED TO DO ANOTHER PART!!!! I've heard spoilers about the finale and you are gonna have a field day with that one!!!!!!
Tbh the only thing I enjoy in season 3 is...
*Betty Threatening to kill people*
lol that is so true.
Lmao true
*but never really doing it*
Gave up on riverdale ages ago. How is this getting renewed?!
You should do Veronica mars before the season 4 revival!
I highly agree with this!!
I never finished half of the first episode
*IS THERE A NEW SEASON OF VERONICA MARS?* 😮😮😮
Danni Laura I would love to see Alex making a video about VMars
Danni Laura as if the other shows you watch aren't trash? Why give up on Riverdale too haha, anyway give 'dark' a go. Watch in german sound or go home
"Top 10 times Jimmy Fallon has slapped his desk while pretending to laugh"... I can't with the comments you write in your videos. I actually stop them just so I don't miss any detail. 😂😂😂
Riverdale is just 2012 deviantart fanfictions of the Archie comics
Lol
Obvi
Really hope the chilling adventures of sabrina won't go down the same route as riverdale it's co-produced by the same producers of riverdale but it's actually a good show I just hope they won't ruin it next season oof
(Alex do part 2 of the chilling adventures of sabrina! 🙏🏻)
Unfortunately, the same person who is behind Riverdale is doing Sabrina. So, it probably will at some point sadly :\
I hate season two. I stopped watching
They basically did already
They basically did towards the end of season 1
For now i don't think so, Sabrina is pretty good in my opinion, they are following 80% of the comics story line, the show have better lines, better carachters, a good and decent plot, representative carachters aka Theo (who had a great story and screentime), they don't throw a sex scene to fill the episode, have a good critic and unlike Riverdale, season 3 of CAOS have a reason to be hapening and not only because of Nick.
They have the plot about the reconstruction of The Church of Lilith, find Blackwood and save the twins, get Nick out off hell, find The Dark Lord a new body, maybe a war with Lilith, the comeback of Ms. Wardwell, Hilda dealing with the trouble of killing someone important in the church, Ambrose and Prudence.......
Plus, i don't think Roberto has a huge power over Netflix decisions on how to deal with the show, they buy it the project and the rights from CW.
But all we can do is wait and watch.
Sorry for the bad english btw
I mean after everything that happened in that Town I would
*MOVE let’s be real Here*
I’m mean there all idiots so it makes sense they don’t by that I mean the directors are dumb
The only way they can find Jellybean is by playing a children’s board game? What is this Yugioh?
idk if this sarcasm but Yugioh is a super popular card game, that had a successful anime.
I legit watch all your Riverdale videos and I’ve never watched Riverdale lmao. I legit don’t know what is happening. 😂
yodahchronicles sameee
yodahchronicles I watch riverdale and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on 😂
Samee
Samee
“How is everyone so fit if all they eat is burgers and milkshakes” Alex, you absolute genius. I’ve been saying this the whole time. I get that time passes behind the silver screen but come on. They all have perfect, toned bodies.
I'm a simple human being. I see Alex's video, I click.
Me to me to
Yes, exactly my motivation as well!✋
I’m not a simple human being, in case you didn’t notice, I’m a weirdo
@freddy faz-craft FNAF *you're
Riverdale Season 1: intriguing plot and characters, bit dramatic but essentially a spiritual sequel to Twin Peaks, can't complain really.
Riverdale Season 2: Black Hood, OK let's see where this is going... Huh.... What?... Were the writers even awake when they came up with this? They are literally making up stuff as they go with no idea where the story is going....
Riverdale Season 3: Wait they made a season 3? Well I hope they've got new writers let's see this first episode... Nope goodbye.
Season 4:even the actors cant actually understand the plot
Season 5: in outer space with aliens who also play dangerous board games
Season 6: KINGDOM COME! EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL!
Season 7:Everyone dies
Season 8: Half the cast are revived, half are in purgatory, mysteries ensue
No one is actually dead...
This aged well after the Gargoyle King was revealed
My question why isnt the fbi all over this town?
TBH
I kept thinking the exact same thing!!! But Archie's mom did call an FBI friend to catch Veronica's dad... Not the multiple serial killers or cult leaders or anything...😓😓😓
I've been wondering that from season 1😂🤦
they are in the newest episode i think
Love your pfp
Fire and Ice as the highschool prom theme?
Someone just watched Game of thrones.
I don't even watch the show, but if they don't blast Pat Benatar during Jr. Prom I'll be pissed.
Hafsa Haq condoms
And Endgame.
Don't mind me here, I am just waiting for the review on the season finale. Cause you know .... WHAT DA HECK DID I JUST WATCH
Boryana yaaa we all cryin!!!
GoT : few illogical scene and the world in riot
Riverdale : well... Everything didnt make sense anymore, and still have a good rating lol
GoT's writing is a bit disappointing this season tbh
I don’t watch Riverdale for the storyline or abs I just watch it to see what crazy shit the drugs the writers are taking do next
yes it’s like a really crazy wattpad story lmao
that’s why i like it
I would appreciate with Trevor Stines becoming a S4 regular cast, but for the story/plot logic, I don't want Jason Blossom to become alive cos come on~ Chilling Sabrina should be THE ONLY SHOW to embrace ALL SUPERNATURAL. Unless they've another Blossom son...or maybe he's Claudius (the other twin of the Papa Blossom) dum-dum-dum (GOT term: bastard) son~ so in the end, Chic is all the logic I need to be s3 finale villain's reveal...and if those two don't happen, I'm giving up this show & dedicate myself to Alex's Riverdale summary~ 😛
mrSongSOOah i don’t think that it is the real jason. i also think it could be chic dressed like jason and with dyed hair.
jason is clearly dead. we even have seen his corpse.
I think Riverdale honestly lost it's marbles back in season 2....
Agreed, it lost all the marbles that Season 1 had in Season 2!
Yeah but Season 3 makes Season 2 look good...
They need to go back and find their marbles.
Hold up hold up hold up, how are they going to JUNIOR prom?! They are like eighteen!
They’re juniors up until season 4 where they will be seniors
17 years
i almost choked to my sandwich when they told that Evelyn is married to Edgar :D
At this point , why even bother to try to make sense of Riverdale's logic anymore .
Exactly.
I haven't watched Riverdale since season 1 i just love Alex 😂
Same
Me too
Same
So like only Jughead and Betty are the only important people in the show
Alyssa Davis highest paid actor = protagonist syndrome?
CW classic ; attractive favourite character of the fandom are the most important ones, even if the show was about Archie... kinda... at some point I think
the audience loves them together , so , the more screen time their characters get , the more money the producers make. 9 year old girls get their fantasy about princesses and handsome kings and producers get their fancy cars. Everyone is happy.
How do you define importance when the "plot" is basically nonexistent?
Yes
“Uhhuh sure Riverdale yeah I totally believe you *Pinocchio nose grows*” 😂😂
YES Alex call them OUT, even with “proof” people can still be alive and well we know this by now lol
😫
Same with PLL smh
The Legacy of Gaming- seriously!! I was super into it and at the end I didn’t even trust what the main characters were seeing bc it could all end up being an ~iLluSioN~
I have ONE question in my mind. What happened to Nana Rose!?
She's probably the only one surviving in Season 2827.
The writers on riverdale are on meth, CHANGE MY MIND.
I don't do drugs, but I don't think meth is potent enough, at least not on its own. If I were to guess, it's mixed with cocaine and cactus juice and it's smoked from a shawarma :p
I bet they’re on jingle jangle
Priyanka S. Meth, crack, cocaine, heroin, you name it.
I Shall not change your mind
Sebastian Elholm Schmidt love you for this comment lool
I’m just waiting for a time travel plot line now.
At this point.....I wouldn’t be surprised 😑😑😶
“It’s just an 8 year old kid on bath salts filling out Mad Libs” perfectly describes how every CW show is written
Conspiracy theory time: Alex (not his real name) is a producer on several shows and makes them suck for the sole purpose of having content for this channel (his true passion)
What is this show? I swear, Cheryl's the only link to the fact they're even connected to Archie Comics anymore, talkin' bout prom and shizz.
Literally how often has Archie been in the show past season two? I never watched season 2 so I have no idea what's going on.
@10:08 “Why does anyone live in Riverdale?” I feel the same way about Rosewood in PLL. People are literally getting stalked and killed in that town and no one seems to want to leave..🙃
Same 😂😂
Same as Gotham city
"Nothing is real. Everything is permitted" -Spongebob Squarepants
Must've missed that episode
You know the animated version of Alex is so cute, and I live for it 💝💜💜💜