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Teachers Reveal Best Smart-A$$ Responses of Their Career
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A substitute teacher did a quiz with us and said whoever answers this question can go to recess early. She asked her question a kid raised his hand and said some made up word, immideatly grabbed his bag and sprinted out of the room into the schoolyard. The teacher yelled through the window "come back, that wasn't the answer!" he just looked over his shoulder and yelled "you didn't say it had to be the right answer!" while he ran off😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
That is so smart haha
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL
My fifth-grade teacher told my mom that I was the biggest smart-aleck she had ever met after my grade put on a talent show for the parents and forced us all to participate so auditorium full of board dozing parents, grandparents, and teachers. I walk onto sage this little girl with curly red hair and a pink shirt with flowers all over and one of the judges asked me what my talent was. I answered that I was going to recite a scene from a movie. they said okay so I grabbed the mic take a deep breath and let out an ear-piercing horror movie scream and halfway through cut it off. several parents had jumped up and one guy had fallen out of his seat. I then said I'm done now and walked off stage.
This would be hilarious to watch.
@@grimmer-rd1mm My teacher asked me after why I did that I told her that my mom said expressing my opinion was one thing I was good at. My grandmother was there and thought it was great
That is the greatest thing I have ever heard
Bruh r/madlads
@@fortnitesigmasovan do u mean r/madlads?
It wasn’t aimed at me, but it was perfect.
High school class. There was a kid who rarely spoke, just kept his head down and did his work.
Students were asking personal questions, as they typically do, and I was deflecting them, as usual.
One kid said, “So Ms. ___, do you drink?”
Without missing a beat, the quiet kid sent a withering look in that direction and said, “This is her job. Of course she drinks.”
Give that kid some extra credit.
@Brielle Peterson no, we need a new grade for this.
@@tiramiisu0 yup
@@tiramiisu0 i'd argue we are beyond grades here, chief.
GOD DAMN!
Our history teacher would make us literally write down every single word she would say during her lesson, and called it 'taking notes'. It would get exhausting, and she would talk too fast sometimes. One day she was going on through her lesson and said the words "Home Owners Loan Company". So, in order to save time, she told us just to write the initials HOLC. All of a sudden, one of the boys (her own son) in our class hollers out "HOLLLLC!!" as if he was hocking up a loogie in his throat! The whole class roared with laughter 😭😭😭
In my country, the teacher can`t really tell you what to write down, and I don`t think I would have followed it. I mean he can`t force me
@@JonathanMandrake she
@@Annie-ye2pi No, both are possible
@@JonathanMandrake read the 2nd sentence. ‘And she would talk too fast sometimes.’
@@Annie-ye2pi Yeah but
I'm talking about MY teachers?!?
i was actually the student here.
so when i was about 10, we did a maths lesson with a question saying along the lines of "jeff has 13 watermelons, he eats 6 of them, how many does he have now and he buys that number times 6 and eats 7 of them"? the teacher asked me "what does jeff have now?" i say "no self-control"
that kid with the orwell joke deserves a ton of high fives! well played, kiddo! well played.
Had this "kid nows the whole book" thing back in 10th grade, history class. Was always a huge history nerd. So this was my new school, just moved there. Noticed what the current topic was (WW2), put in my headphones and started reading some random book I had with me. Mind you, I was in the first row. After like 10 minutes I noticed the class is completely silent and staring at me. The teacher is right in front of me and looks somewhat angry. I take out my headphones and she asks me if she is too boring for me. I say "No offense mam, but I know this stuff in and out." So she starts to quiz me, not only on the topic, but other stuff too...and I can answer everything. Granted, was a bit lucky she didn't go too deep, but still. Pretty cool moment. She left me alone after this, and usually my classmate next to me pinched me if the class got stuck somewhere and the teacher wanted someone to answer a question before she continued. Got a 1 (A in Germany) for that year. Pretty cool lady.
So my mom is a high school science teacher and she is teaching this biology or chemistry class. She got done explaining things to the class, and said, "that's it for today. You dont need to be blown." Some boy chimes in. "I'd like to be blown" the whole class lost it.
One time I band class, we got done with band practice and the teacher was going over some notes for us. I happened to be sitting at a drum set for this part.
Teacher: "Now everyone is going to practice over the weekend."
Me: *hits a comedy rimshot on the set*
The rest of the class and the teacher dies laughing.
Band geek here. Well done!!
I love that 🤣🤣🤣
In my middle school science class the teacher brought up that old line that "you are what you eat." One of the girls immediately shouted "Then I'm an airhead! Oh wait I take that back!!!"
One time, I was in french class in 10th grade. There's a group of boys in the back who always mess around and make fun of the French teacher. They always call him "little boy." One time, during class they kept laughing and calling him "little boy." The teacher was writing something on the white board, then he slowly turned around with the smuggest smile on his face, and said, "I could be your daddy." The whole class just burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣He said it with his thick accent too!
No one:
Every guy on this video: “not a teacher”
Fr, students should be teachers instead
Not a teacher, but in chemistry, the teacher asked how you would indicate that, say, you wanted to indicate 100 had two significant digits. A guy at my table called out "You put a hat on it!" and he was basically right.
Teacher said that I didn't sound accurate in an Anne Frank play during a prayer, like my tone I guess? So I started again in Hebrew. Everyone was silent except Carter, who was laughing hiss ass off.
Carter, what a buddy
Anne Frank spoke Dutch
@@averagekicker1494 See, this is why our system is effed up. We don't learn basic facts like this in school.
Btw, I'm not good with Hebrew as a language, I was just taught to recite the lord's prayer in the "holy" language.
Wow such a madlad sounds fun
@@carterforney964 I haven't seen him in 6 years, but I'd like to think that he never changed. He turned a school laptop's background to a skateboarding zombie whenever given the chance in middle school lol.
In highschool i had a tough geography teacher who didn't laugh or showing emotions at all. I don't know how we started to talk about graphine from wood pencils and diamonds and asked what's the difference between them. No one said shit and i said ,,the price ?". She started laughing loudly and said that's correct too i guess lmao
I think your geography teacher thought she was teaching geology for a moment.
I'm known for being a smartass but one of my famous moments was an accident because I just wasn't paying attention. When filling out a beginning of the year questionnaire in 8th grade, I answered the question "What do you bring to the table in this class?" with "pencil and paper."
I like how that kid had to say "weird" 5 times and she didn't pick up on what he was saying.
I would've rubbed salt on the wound by also saying " the word "feisty" doesn't follow that rule "EITHER." And "NEITHER" do Rottweiler, height, ancient, glacier, concierge, protein, species, society, efficient, foreign, sovereign, and seize!"
No don't use conceit or ceiling. They follow the rules, the goody two shoes they are
@@Gir0Fan0Number01 Oops. I'll edit my comment now...
Yeah, that rule has been disproved by science.
In conclusion, English is confusing, especially e and i
@@daniellewilson8527 I live in Latin America but my English is fairly good. Had to explain to my friends at college that “oo” (in English) is usually pronounced like a “u” (in Spanish) , but that doesn’t apply to the word “blood” after they messed it up a lot during class presentations. We were vet students so we used the word blood a lot
One time i was in detention. With friends a teacher who every one hated walked and said "Wow its a party in here" and i responded with "Yeah and you better enjoy it because its the only party youll be too".
4:00 the dictionary thing.
Once you have the first letter you are forced to sound it out and figure out the correct letters. To confirm: you have the correct word; you read the definition(s). If the definitions means what you are trying to say then you have found your word.
It take a while, but eventually...you end up reading so many incorrect definitions that you become a godsdamned walking thesaurus.
...
thanks dad.
I asked my fourth grade teacher who I asked during a game of hangman can I make it complicated when they asked for a hint because they were having so much trouble i responded “its complicated” they didn’t get it for almost the whole session then I told them because the gave up the word was “complicated” everyone bursted out laughing 😂 I like being literal
If a teacher purposely gives you a low mark because of a personal grudge then that is abuse and they should be fired. I really hope that guy reported to a staff of a higher position.
Our AP French teacher was very serious. In the three years I was in his class, he never smiled, never laughed. But he did joke with us on one occasion. He had asked a classmate to answer a question that he expected the student to answer right away. The student paused, honestly not knowing the answer. So our teacher started questioning us in Swahili. Our teacher was an East Indian by birth and was multilingual. The Swahili came from when he taught school in Uganda. Our teacher could have easily spoken in Italian, Spanish, or one of several Indian dialects.
My bus driver for school she once said that it's going to be a full moon tomorrow because acting like wolf's. She's like late 40 early 50 and she's the coolest best ever you'll ever be in your entire life
I´ve always hated homework, so in subjects I was good enough at just didn´t do it, cos it is a waste of time and I felt I had better things to do with my afternoons and evenings.
There was this English teacher who thought she could force me to do homework although I only got As on every test and everything else (apart from homeworks, of course). Had her four times a week - she would come into the classroom, would ask me for my homework, I would say "no homework", and she would send me to the principal, who I would tell that considering my marks, homework really was just a waste of time, and over time, he just didn´t know what to say any more. Went on like this from september till just before Christmas, when I ran into the principal on my way to school, and I told him that I would come and see him in 2 hrs, cos the teacher would send me to his office again. After some pro forma ranting, he sent me off into class.
When said teacher came into the classroom, demanded homework from me and then wanted to send me to the principal, I told her that I already had been there and didn´t she think that having me walk over to the principal´s office once for every homework was enough waste of both his and my time?
Dang she was pissed but finally left me alone.
This story is great. That point you stuck in her face was heavy and cannot be denied. I wonder if you heard the principal say something along those lines either during your conversations or from the rant.
Do all dogs go to heaven?
him: I cant remember what that movie was called
Me: Bruh
Also me: Bruh
I hope I can be smartass to Bigfoot without him tree knocking me with a stick.
Awe I wish I would be smart with my Drill instructor but I am dead
Man lickily his swamp no bamboo to destroy
The canary one reminds me of an assistant principal that tried to encourage people to stay away from the 'bad kids' by saying "if you walk like a duck and you talk like a duck, and you hang around ducks then everyones going to think your a duck". For the rest of the month wherever she went quacking echoed after her.
“With a six pack on the curb?” Probably the quickest slam of all time from a student. Brilliant 😂
6:48 about half the words containing "e" & "i" ignore that rule.
“‘I’before ‘E’ except after ‘C’ except in words like neighbor and weigh, and weekends and holidays and all throughout May, and you’ll always be wrong NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!!!
Way, way more than half. Only about a couple dozen words actually follow it
Oh my god! There’s mythology classes in some places?! Sign me the frick up!!
Yes please
During math class a friend asked the teacher permission to go to the bathroom to which she replied “To the bathroom??! Why?”. My friend: I Just... I swear! I’m pooping myself!
Teacher: tmi, you could have just said I’m going to the bathroom, that’s it
Me: you asked
Teacher: yeah true, my bad
1st Year of High School, History class
Teacher: ''Does anyone have any idea why the Egyptian Monuments were so large in size?"
Me: "With that much heat in the desert, the Egyptians needed some shade"
In the 6th grade my class went to an aviation field trip. We all sat down and talked about the science we had learned in the unit. The slide show had a list of all the things we knew were true. He looked at me and said “do you know why this one is on the board?” I knew explaining would take a lot of effort and I wasn’t very confident in my answer so I looked him dead in the eyes and said “cause if it wasn’t true, you wouldn’t have put it on the board.” He looked at me, clearly surprised and said “well that’s a new one” and asked another kid.
Once I had english with the oldest and most annoying English teacher in the school. At my school, we can pretty casually stand up to like change seats or put something in the bin while class is still being taught. So anyway, the class is chatting away, and it had gotten to a fairly loud level (the cycle of teaching, class talking and gradually getting louder before being yelled at and repeat) and I was standing in order to look at something on my friends computer. I guess she decided to go for me cause she yelled for me to sit down. She had just yelled at the class to quieten down. She asked me if I was listening to which I reply "yes" and she asks what she had just said. I said "sit down". She asked what about before that. "Be quiet". She clearly couldn't be bothered and shook her head. No one laughed or anything and looking back it doesn't seem as funny or as smart as the ones in the video
10:52
*PJO fandom had entered the chat*
Not a teacher, but I witnessed this one. My German teacher had us working on a map of Germany and the surrounding countries, and told us about a trip to France she took with her husband. She mentioned about how a guy grabbed her boob, and her husband did nothing. She went back to what we were working on, and said, "So what do we call people of France ?" My classmate Dennis piped up, "Eine brust grabber !" (A breast grabber, not the proper way to say it). Whole classroom erupted with laughter, teacher included, and she replied, "I meant besides that smart ass !"
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Oh… sometimes I wish I were the class clown. Sadly, that is not who I am.
Instead, I'm the smartass who knows everything and corrects everyone on every little mistake 🤣
Yesterday. Jokingly on the Friday “toy day” we had a special annoying toy to give away. The other teacher jokingly said to me “should we give it to the best student, or most annoying student?” I respond “I’m not sure” the sweetest well behaved student said… “are you giving it to X?” Literally dying laughing
20:09
this kid filled out his entire vocab test with "i learned the meaning of [word] this unit"
So, the assignment was to differentiate key details from cool or interesting (but not so important) facts. We were talking about a social studies passage over the life of one of the conquistadors, going through it line by line and asking the kids if it was important information or a cool fact. WELL, we got to a line about how the conquistador in question exploited the Native Americans and one of the girls burst out: "That ain't cool! That's CRUEL!" I about died trying not to laugh. RIGHT ON, KID!
Is anyone gonna mention Mr. D. Teaching mythology? D for Dioniosus? Who as the words of Riordan is mortal? Like or comment if u know what I mean
"Thanks, ill need this later" cha cha real smooth-
I'm an old man, but I still remember our dignified English teacher trying to teach us the personal pronouns. She intoned, "He, she, it." Cue one of our number, "He did? Shame on him!" Class and teacher lost it.
;)
I laughed so hard when the French teacher said say bastard in french
This reminds me of that one time a classmate of mine was wearing a mustache made of paper (that looked just like the mustache a certain well known German man had), and the teacher noticed it. What did she do then?
*She told the entire class to go with the assistant teacher to another room while she talked with him in the classroom*
In 4th grade I was stuck taking a math test while everyone else went to an assembly. I was being tutored at the time so my tutor insisted that I tell my teacher that I had gotten one wrong but I had fixed the answer and I needed a 100% in my math class. I guess things at the assembly didn't go well and I didn't know that. As she enters the room she's yelling and I put my test into the basket. She procedes to start screaming at the entire class,including me,and proceded to toss the entire days classwork in to the garbage can. (She ripped everything in half.) I guess I had a weird look on my face because she glared at me and shouted,"ARE YOU ANGRY THAT I THREW ALL YOUR WORK IN THE TRASH?" I told her,"Yeah,especially the math test because I did really well on it." She said,"Too bad." I looked at her and said,"I agree. It's too bad that you decided to punish everyone for the behavior of a few. Plus,it's also unfair that you tore up the standardized evalution because you're going to have to give it again." (I found out later that she got chewed out by the principal because they were supposed to send the scans out that day and it got worse. She was responsible for sending out the scans for the entire fourth grade classes,Four different classrooms.,and she wound up tearing them all up.
I was that guy that would sit at the back of classes I didn't take doing my own thing and could answer every question the teacher threw at me. He occasionally did the motions just to tease the class about not paying attention "see? Even he knows"
21:02 we had a mary a joseph and a jesus in my 5th grade class and my teacher used like popsicle sticks with names on them to partner people up for group projects and they all got paired together
checkmate atheists
A pair is only two people/things, fyi.
19:17 I think the movie she was talking about is All dogs go to heaven.
A teacher says "are you a man or a mouse" for speaking not loud enough and he replys "are you a woman or a whale" hahahahaha
19:08
"Do dogs go to heaven?"
"No."
"But it happened in a movie."
(Can't remember what movie she said.)
All Dogs Go to Heaven. That's the movie.
Also, I think the pope recently confirmed that, yes, all dogs do go to heaven xD
12:24 it's literally called all dogs go to heaven
Obligatory not a teacher but in 5th grade we had a really old school teacher she was upset that he was disrupting and she told him that no one thinks he's cool he came back with my mommy thinks I'm cool there was that second where all the are sucked out of the room and everyone started laughing she lost the room that day
"One day in religion class, a girl asked if dogs went to heaven. The teacher said 'No.' The girl said, 'But it happened in some movie' (I can't remember what movie she said)"
Probably All Dogs Go to Heaven.
I remember that in first grade at every day we finished classes the teachers made us form so we could leave in and orderly fashion (private school) we were being disruptive until the vice principall yelled at us we shuted up and she continued grilling us the she says "how i'm supposed to make you form?" My stupid smart ass said "well alphabetical order could work" everyone laughed at that and I was made to leave school last.
Didn't do this at school, but I got a smart ass response for you.
I curse like a sailor, so whenever anyone calls me out on it and says:
"Do you kiss your mother with that mouth!?" I say:
"My mother kissed me with that mouth. Where the fuck do you think I learned it all from!?"
PS It's true; I learned most of it from her and I refined it in school.
There was a teacher in our class that is really...uh well she's not very good at teaching, our class actually liked the substitiute teacher better than her, we were probably grade 5 or 6 when this happened but someone's relative im not sure if if was their father or grandfather that died and they werent very lively in class, so that teacher thought it would be a good idea to call them to answer something knowing full well they werent in the mood for it, the student said something like "sir i cant answer that" and the teacher asked "why?, because you're not listening?" Then the student accepted it and said "yes" the teacher then said "you shouldn't let small things bother you and when you're in my class, you should just listen and be attentive okay?" The guy was so pissed of at this and they got into an argument, the student's parent or guardian ended up being called and the teacher was scolded asf, well that's what the student told me but yeah
Edit: the teacher knew about the student's problem btw.
4:06 my dad does that to me all the time. Now, when he starts I just leave and ask my mom.
Once when I was my in eighth grade intro spanish class, we were going through numbers in order, as ya do, moving in a circle. Were only at #5, and the girl next to me (half hispanic, likely not paying attention) just blanks. Then my stupid brain, wanting to move the line along, not-so-subtly half whispers "cinco" and had everyone laughing
I got my own 1 just not in school...
But anyway I was arguing with my dad when I was young 9-10. This whole argument began because I refused to eat sausage. I proceed to shout " BUT I DON'T LIKE IT" my dad proceeded to shout back " JUST EAT THE F***ING SAUSAGE, STOP BEING GAY" ( not sure why he added the last bit). I took this whole gay thing to my advantage and decided to reply with my greatest ever comeback " if I'm gay the gay one why are you the one eating up all the sausage". I was a smart student ,straight A's, however this is one of my proudest moments
this video was like a good book that you never want to end, thank god for the comments
Teachers in elementary: our way is right read the board and dont talk back. first day of middle school: I'm sorry you made a mistake but I will help you take this off as a learning experience .
Anyone who can't stand being corrected or cares more about ego than truth has no business being a teacher. Defining "talking back" to include genuine intellectual curiosity is an attitude that has no place this side of North Korea, and any teacher who takes that tone is a petty jackboot and an anathema to everything any freedom-loving democracy stands for.
5:20 this dude wins it
The last part of the coach stories really unexpected. I thought he laugh because the kids shenaningan were good, and he laugh because start to joining in their shenanigan.... turn out he just found out more reason to put those kid on more cruel detention. Smart indeed coach, smart indeed. If i were his student that got detention, i would probably says bastard too. but after a few years, i bet that can be some topic that my friend and him can laugh our ass off together on a beer during a reunion party.
I actually have a Mr C in middle school. I am a seventh grader. In our foreign languages class (we rotate between different languages, next year we pick one) my teacher asked what country we would like the most to visit (this is online school in pandemic). I said “Wakanda”. She emailed my parents and i had to write an apology letter.
16:36 This story was already great but the comment on it made it 10X better
In 8th grade my history/english teacher told us that for a test we were allowed one page of highlighted notes and then handed us a study guide (which was one page). I looked between her and the study guide and went “One whole page? We just have to highlight it to use it?” and she said yes (which was really stupid now that I think about it). That night I highlighted the whole study guide and brought it in. Everybody was pissed at me because she let it slide
I had a 4yr old call me an "smelly b**** that goes around smelling." At the time I brushed it off even though I was super angry; now... 10yrs later, I still call people that in my head when I'm angry.
*edit: he said it in Spanish.
we found our teacher on Reddit cause we stalked this subreddit for about an hour and we found a funny statement from one of my classmates.
"Space is reallly big"......AcuRAtE
Not a response to anyone, but I recall in Science class once, one of the punkier kids said that he knew how to spell potassium. How? "Pot, ass, i-u-m!" he stated with a big smile. I lost it. To this day, when I see that word, I think back to that.
One day I was having a bad start of the morning so I was mad and the teacher had us waiting outside while they were playing Angry Birds so I was extra mad at that. After 30 minutes of class my phone (which I usually have the power off to) vibrates and the teacher hears it so I tried to turn the power off. Then the teacher comes up to me after seeing me turn off my phone and tries to confiscate it from me saying" You shouldn't have your phone on in school, that's a huge distraction." So me still being extremely pissed off said" wow, that's priceless and hypocritical coming from the person that had us waiting outside of the classroom for 5-10 minutes just so you could finish your game of Angry Birds." She wanted to be angry and keep it until one of my parents came to get it but realized I was right and gave me my phone back reluctantly after class.
1:43, I don’t know what he was hoping that would do... he was basically asking for it to happen.
I went to catholic schools. In high school, when our religion teacher would tell the story of the blind man on the road who yelled out to Jesus, he would actually shout JESUS! at the top of his lungs. In my senior year, I just happened to be walking down the hall outside of his classroom while he was telling another class that story. Suddenly, I hear JESUS! I immediately shouted WHAT! I could hear laughter coming from a few classrooms. His door flew open and it was very obvious that he was not amused. I still think it's pretty funny.
Kinda smart ass, I was asked by an instructor at the American made motorcycle school (H-D) if I felt like teaching the class, I asked what the daily lesson plan was, he showed me, and I finished the class that day as the instructor, funny part is the school's HR dept offered me a position as an instructor upon graduation (the president requisit of 6 years in the field was waived)
0:46 me in the a future when I went back to normal school and was still a smartass about everything
We had basic music theory, and the teacher showed us all the keys, major and minor chords and such - very basic.
At one point she tells me to go sit by the piano and play a C major chord.
Instantly I know I have a joke, so I go to the piano and take off my glasses.
Teacher: "What are you doing? Why aren't you playing?"
Me: "Because I can't C, obviously!"
She drops her shoulders and gives me that 'oh F you...' look, then kicks me out of the class.
In high school my teacher ask what were some examples of technology. She gave us the definition of technology as man made things that help society . So I said teachers as my answer. Then she reminded me technology has to be a man made thing. I’ve been went back and said well your parents made you. Then she said touché. That honestly had to be the best moment am I high school life.
Mr.D huh? I didn't know that Dionysus moved on to teaching high school after Gaea tried to rise.
12:10 Well it seems that right now with the shouting and screaming you're not being very 'Polie'. I suggest you relearn your manners before you get fired, Paulie.
Did you cut your toenails with a chainsaw, that's savage lol.
My grammar teacher is 68 years old, he’s pretty old
But he has the funniest moments
Girl 1: I don’t get what I keep getting wrong
Girl 2: Girl 1 you got this keep on going, your doing great
Mr. teacher: No, she’s doing awful
Girl 1: My friend hurt his ankle
Mr teacher man: is it a special!!! friend
I like how the geographical location is "REDDIT".
I know a girl a year younger than me who had this kid named jimmy in her kindergarten class. He liked ton shit on the rug and the teacher yelled at him "Jimmy I swear to god if you shit on the rug one more time!" He died in a flood in 2010. R.I.P shitting jimmy
8:18 and I'm assuming she wanted you to leave it on for the entire time and when you got round to peeling it off it would hurt.
Was asked by another student how to spell certain. Spelt it out as Satan and she didn’t notice and handed the assignment in.
If you think looking up a word in a Latin alphabet is hard when you don’t know how to spell it, try finding a Japanese Kanji in their dictionary, which is arranged by how many “strokes” it takes to write the Kanji! I have mad respect for anyone who is literate in either Japanese or Chinese.
Note: the Japanese borrowed the Kanji from China, so many of the words mean the same thing, even though they are not pronounced the same way.
"you mean with a six pack on the curb"... exactly how I would have responded
Story 1: would only be better if he included, "for the parent teacher conference with your mom"
20:02 I did this too. I wrote “Teacher told us to write a sentence with the word___”
Cheep Cheep Cheep Cheep moooo yew-haw
1:53 wtf??? He really said bahakwaba 😂😂
I had a high school history/political/economics teacher that didn't allow anyone to lay there head down on the desk
Me a well educated kid in history geometry chemistry and physics yet helped my uncle with his farm and my dad doing rough carpentry work and a fairly calm headed kid.
So one day I have a major neck pain I go to school and most kids doi notice a problem with me or my neck teachers do because I lay my head down which I never do I still take notes and do my work then I get to my history class so I tell Mr. H before class started if it's ok to lay my head down and so he allows me to about 15 minutes in he asks me if I can keep my head up and so I do and about 5 minutes after it felt like someone hit me with a baseball bat on my neck so I tense up and my head almost slams me desk I keep my head from just barely hitting I recover I notice everyone is looking at me I collect my paper and put them in my folder grab my pen I calmly asked MR. H if I could go to the nurses office he said yes.
Before I left class I turned in my completed work and asked if he was assigning any homework today he said no so I went to the nurse she allowed me to stay for the rest of the school day I did before every hour grabbed my work/ dropped of work and told the teacher where I was next day the history teacher apologized to me and me like a really big slushy.
"We'll call him Mr... Smith!
Yoo I’m like 99% sure the one about calling the mom in school is about me the teacher was asking if my mom knew I had a girlfriend 😂
17:12 I usually listen to these videos while working on something, and I didn't know that the story had moved on to the second comment, and got really freaked out for a sec.
Well I’m a student (not a teacher) but I remember when I was in history I was talking and my teacher came to me and said who are you talking to? (I wasn’t supposed to talk) then I said “me myself and i” I got kicked from the class
These kids be Savage
*Ah, yes. Now this is **_MY_** cup of tea. I'm probably the biggest smart @$$ u will ever meet 😌🍵✌✨*
Say some thing smart, go.
@@WheezingCheetah they won't, gacha exists for them
The first teacher is a chad lol.