And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
All the jokes were making me giggle, until you said the finale, "it's a wonder that even their planes can fly straight", FLOORED ME! May God bless you always Keith, please keep them coming!
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
As Keith says: I hope it’s a blast for them cause it’s a blasphemy. 🥵🔥 As RC said: What’s wrong with you people?!? 😱 My two new favorite quotes 👍 thanks Keith
Quite hilarious, Keith. What do the Jews call the tunnels that collapse just when they are beginning their tunnel journey back to Jerusalem? The "Rupture". I can't wait for the book to come out, "The Late Great Planet Earthquake" or the movie, Left Below".
Since Babylon bee canceled the bee radio with John Robertson and the bee news with Adam Yenser, they need to hire you for your church soup segment. Somebody who knows somebody please make this happen!
As my kids said when they were little to my wife and their grandma, “You’re a good cooker!” Tip the bowl up and slurp it down! Good stuff Brother! Have a great Lord’s Day!!
Re your Alaska Air segment: The people, seats etc., didn't blow out the door like they do in TV movies because the plane was not yet at cruise altitude, but only about 16,000 feet, where the pressure differential would be a lot smaller. Still very dangerous and scary, though.
That lady Star Wars director is unqualified to handle a franchise she obviously has disdain for and no knowledge about. The original “Star Wars” of 1977 (I refuse to call it New Hope) won an Oscar for its editing: That editor was Marcia Lucas, then the wife of George. She was instrumental in shaping the narrative structure of the film and was with George through the entire writing process. She edited the next 2 in the original trilogy as well. Those films don’t need a woman’s touch. Literally, every frame of those three films have a woman’s fingerprints on them. Instead of erasing history, they should learn it and give the due to who deserves it.
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC. (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13 “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16 Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out. - Acts 3:19 If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church (These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches) If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church. If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC (Different from the Church of Scotland) If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England (Different from the Church of England) Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
although I never heard any connection to the Brooklyn synagogue, both the resurrection tunnels and inner-earth theories are indeed part of ancient Jewish tradition based on homilies of both Genesis and Isaiah.
For most of history, dressmakers as a profession were men. We called them tailors. Making clothes for others was a business. Weavers were also men. It was hard physical labor before machines.
Another outstanding job my friend, even though the sound of Kathryn Krick's voice makes my ears hurt. And I adore Star Wars (saw it in the movie theatre in 1977 when I was 11) but honestly, it can burn to the ground now and I would not be sad. I am sad they handed it over to such a terrible human being who has no respect for men but i hope they learn a hard and very expensive lesson.
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist completely agree with your assessment on Mando! I enjoyed bits of Boba Fett & Obi Wan but then we fired Disney+ and walked away from their agenda, sadly.
Dukes mayonnaise is sin in solid form. At the last duke's mayonnaise bowl, the ESPN announcers were doing a promo for dukes and put it on pepperoni buns. The episcopal diocese of west virginia issued a formal statement that evening declaring doing so to be an abomination before the Lord. As a non Episcopalian from West Virginia. I have to agree with and support their decree 110%. Under no circumstances ever ever never does mayonnaise go on a pepperoni bun.
to be fair, the start wars lady was talking about making documentaries about Pakistan, a Islamic country. The context does matter, pastor, this interview is not a recent one...
Sir, you are hilarious and informative at the same time. I will now be getting my news from Church soup henceforth... But on a more serious note...for the Star Wars lady who hates men it is understandable seeing where she comes from (Notice I said understandable not EXCUSABLE)- her disdain comes from a place of oppression and unfortunately she now views all men in a bad light...very sad especially as you said for a franchise whose mass following are men. I have never heard a woman fan out over star wars and I myself (a female) only watched it because my brother MADE me🤦♀ Star Wars has already made all it's money so losing a few billion is neither here nor there I guess🤷♀
Call me old-fashioned, but I seem to remember the Star Wars franchise HAVING strong female characters who did not need to beat us all over the heads with their "girl power."
I hope it's a blast for you, because it's certainly a blas-phe-my. Absolute genius.
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
I love Church soup, when you put R.C. Sproul saying "What's wrong with you people?" That made my day
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
This is one of my favorite news sites now!!! 😂
All the jokes were making me giggle, until you said the finale, "it's a wonder that even their planes can fly straight", FLOORED ME! May God bless you always Keith, please keep them coming!
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
As Keith says: I hope it’s a blast for them cause it’s a blasphemy. 🥵🔥
As RC said: What’s wrong with you people?!? 😱
My two new favorite quotes 👍 thanks Keith
Quite hilarious, Keith. What do the Jews call the tunnels that collapse just when they are beginning their tunnel journey back to Jerusalem? The "Rupture". I can't wait for the book to come out, "The Late Great Planet Earthquake" or the movie, Left Below".
Honestly you are hilarious!! Your denominational videos are 2nd to none!!
Since Babylon bee canceled the bee radio with John Robertson and the bee news with Adam Yenser, they need to hire you for your church soup segment. Somebody who knows somebody please make this happen!
As my kids said when they were little to my wife and their grandma, “You’re a good cooker!” Tip the bowl up and slurp it down! Good stuff Brother! Have a great Lord’s Day!!
This is not just a video, this is art.
Love church soup. Goes well with saltines. 😄
Re your Alaska Air segment: The people, seats etc., didn't blow out the door like they do in TV movies because the plane was not yet at cruise altitude, but only about 16,000 feet, where the pressure differential would be a lot smaller. Still very dangerous and scary, though.
I thought that might be the case. You’re right, though. Super scary!
Why did the boy’s shirt get sucked off?
Hilarious! Solid Gold episode. I wish I could give multiple thumbs up.
Please do these more often!
That lady Star Wars director is unqualified to handle a franchise she obviously has disdain for and no knowledge about. The original “Star Wars” of 1977 (I refuse to call it New Hope) won an Oscar for its editing: That editor was Marcia Lucas, then the wife of George. She was instrumental in shaping the narrative structure of the film and was with George through the entire writing process. She edited the next 2 in the original trilogy as well. Those films don’t need a woman’s touch. Literally, every frame of those three films have a woman’s fingerprints on them. Instead of erasing history, they should learn it and give the due to who deserves it.
The only type of franchise that woman looks qualified to handle is one that has a convenience store attached to it.
#ethosrealism
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe a Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC.
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
@@naterock369🐪
And you will seek Me and find Me when you search for Me with all your heart. -Jeremiah 29:13
“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. -John 3:16
Repent therefore, and turn back, that your sins may be blotted out.
- Acts 3:19
If you’re in North America, please go check out any of the churches available to you: PCA, OPC, Rpcna/Rpc, Urcna, or a canrc church
(These are conservative and actual Presbyterian churches)
If you can’t find one of the conservative presby churches then, maybe an Lcms Lutheran church.
If you are Scottish, I recommend the Free Church of Scotland and the APC
(Different from the Church of Scotland)
If you’re English I recommend the Evangelical Presbyterian Church in England & Wales and the Free Church of England
(Different from the Church of England)
Also online you can look up church finders for each of the groups, it will show you locations .
GOD BLESS.. and the last joke was .. just perfect
Great one at the end!
Oh yeah, bunny slippers for sure!!😂😂😂
This was the best episode!!!!!
When are we getting the T-shirt for "I hope it was a blast for you, because it certainly was a blasphemy"?
That gets me every time 😂
This is way cooler than real news.
Thank you!
Always hilarious Pastor Keith. #brandmayonaiseonly
although I never heard any connection to the Brooklyn synagogue, both the resurrection tunnels and inner-earth theories are indeed part of ancient Jewish tradition based on homilies of both Genesis and Isaiah.
Best video of the week. Well done pastor 👏 👏 👏
Thanks bro! 😎
FLY STRAIGHT!!!!!! 😂😂😂
The world is going to hell in a hand basket.
Love your content!
Glad you enjoy it!
For most of history, dressmakers as a profession were men. We called them tailors. Making clothes for others was a business. Weavers were also men. It was hard physical labor before machines.
Actually the girl in there who's making the Star wars movie is actually talking about honor killing
this is adam yenser-tier stuff but more specific to the church. awesome
Having listened to Fighting for the Faith for years, fuzzy bunny slippers make listening to blasphemy & Scripture twisting at least somewhat bearable.
Another outstanding job my friend, even though the sound of Kathryn Krick's voice makes my ears hurt. And I adore Star Wars (saw it in the movie theatre in 1977 when I was 11) but honestly, it can burn to the ground now and I would not be sad. I am sad they handed it over to such a terrible human being who has no respect for men but i hope they learn a hard and very expensive lesson.
Yeah, I lost interest after the prequels. But I did enjoy Mando for a little while :)
@@ConversationswithaCalvinist completely agree with your assessment on Mando! I enjoyed bits of Boba Fett & Obi Wan but then we fired Disney+ and walked away from their agenda, sadly.
Future Topic: what's this movement: Self Love?
Dukes mayonnaise is sin in solid form.
At the last duke's mayonnaise bowl, the ESPN announcers were doing a promo for dukes and put it on pepperoni buns.
The episcopal diocese of west virginia issued a formal statement that evening declaring doing so to be an abomination before the Lord.
As a non Episcopalian from West Virginia. I have to agree with and support their decree 110%.
Under no circumstances ever ever never does mayonnaise go on a pepperoni bun.
It’s like Disney has never heard the phrase “you want out of the hole, put down the shovel”
Duke's mayonnaise, huh? Interesting.
to be fair, the start wars lady was talking about making documentaries about Pakistan, a Islamic country. The context does matter, pastor, this interview is not a recent one...
their planes can even fly straight…
nice one
Is that how you will react to the Chosen season 4?
Sir, you are hilarious and informative at the same time. I will now be getting my news from Church soup henceforth...
But on a more serious note...for the Star Wars lady who hates men it is understandable seeing where she comes from (Notice I said understandable not EXCUSABLE)- her disdain comes from a place of oppression and unfortunately she now views all men in a bad light...very sad especially as you said for a franchise whose mass following are men. I have never heard a woman fan out over star wars and I myself (a female) only watched it because my brother MADE me🤦♀ Star Wars has already made all it's money so losing a few billion is neither here nor there I guess🤷♀
Dying
... Who gave the woman in the blue shirt a microphone?! The nonsense she's spouting needs to be shut down.
3:24 Gnostics???
Call me old-fashioned, but I seem to remember the Star Wars franchise HAVING strong female characters who did not need to beat us all over the heads with their "girl power."
That Alaska airlines comment aged badly...
Fly straight. I see what you did there.