Why The Last Jedi is a BAD Movie

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  • @weaselbatches
    @weaselbatches  5 ปีที่แล้ว +3992

    disney was being extra cucks so i had to block a lot of footage (sorry about that)

    • @Xyyymrgamer
      @Xyyymrgamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      haha not

    • @hungrynibba4152
      @hungrynibba4152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      you can also make the video smaller with a background behind it, so TH-cam's auto-copyright system doesn't detect it.

    • @BF-cu1hu
      @BF-cu1hu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @weasel batches Upload the original video on bitchute.

    • @walkingw2519
      @walkingw2519 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Did you see the trailer for the new Sonic the Hedgehog movie?

    • @thiefofjustice4495
      @thiefofjustice4495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Episodes 1 and 2 were more like Star Wars movies but they were still bad, at least Last Jedi didn't have atrocious characters like Anakin and Jar Jar, not even Rose (although annoying) was as offensive as them. Good video nonetheless

  • @joshcoolguy12
    @joshcoolguy12 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    I just feel so bad for Mark Hamill tbh

    • @treblinka9530
      @treblinka9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Josh Mettille *hamhill

    • @treblinka9530
      @treblinka9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Epic Og Minecraft boii yeah but what about his artistic integrity?

    • @TrueNorthProductions
      @TrueNorthProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @This Account has been deleted less than half.

    • @TrueNorthProductions
      @TrueNorthProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @This Account has been deleted rotten tomatoes audience score for one.

    • @TrueNorthProductions
      @TrueNorthProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @This Account has been deleted no, his careers fine. It's his soul that's damaged

  • @lastmanstanding7155
    @lastmanstanding7155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3459

    Forgot to mention how Rose sexually assaulted Fin with that kiss. My reaction in the theater was of pure disgust.

    • @keyanstoney1742
      @keyanstoney1742 5 ปีที่แล้ว +414

      Last Man Standing you shouldn’t kill the things you love you should save the things love
      Bitch what do you think Finn was doing

    • @psal8715
      @psal8715 4 ปีที่แล้ว +200

      Seriously, Finn needs to #MeToo her.

    • @JayDuron-in1hj
      @JayDuron-in1hj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +260

      She stopped him from killing himself to save the rebels, but she was the same one who shot him for trying to leave the rebels?????
      So much bad writing.
      Peace ✌🏻

    • @calvinyip364
      @calvinyip364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Yea cannon fires and they kiss? Makes perfect sense. Plus that huge laser shoot. It made a small dent only and the people inside did not die wow. Like how leg saber leave a scratch and not limbless. Worse part is. How did Rey lift so many hudge rocks when Luke need to train with yoda many many years to lift and fight like a Jedi. But Rey just picks up lightsaber simple swing people die . And that's about it. No training. Needed how to force push etc. The fighting scenes didn't even use the force as the Jedi fight.

    • @Dragonage2ftw
      @Dragonage2ftw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cringey.

  • @sgtpaloogoo2811
    @sgtpaloogoo2811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1058

    Admiral Ack-Bar isn't dead because The last jedi isn't Canon.

    • @theancientlonkychonky2262
      @theancientlonkychonky2262 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I wont let him die

    • @elcalabozodelandroide2
      @elcalabozodelandroide2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Johnson is inmune to Flood

    • @arnaldogonzalez1678
      @arnaldogonzalez1678 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The trilogy isn’t cannon in my eyes

    • @kellykinkade7126
      @kellykinkade7126 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He would never fall for any traps

    • @nicolasdoblado259
      @nicolasdoblado259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I agree with you, but I think that if he was the one to make the sacrifice by going at hyper speed against the First Order, he would’ve died like a true soldier of the rebellion and a legend

  • @jayvansickle7607
    @jayvansickle7607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +697

    I was really upset they didn't let Finn sacrifice himself.

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      He begins the movie trying to run away. He has overcome his superior. He beat the baddie he had beef with. He was about to make the ultimate sacrifice. It would have been the PERFECT ending to his story. It is so mind-numbingly stupid how perfect that ending would have been.

    • @feroxfire4128
      @feroxfire4128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Jay Vansickle It only hurts more seeing how underused he is in the next film.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@feroxfire4128 yep and ALL he does was yell Rey's name. Watch the movie a little bit to understand.

    • @user-xm5fo3bo3t
      @user-xm5fo3bo3t 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@shaneyy__ he had the same character development in TFA

    • @powerjolt7215
      @powerjolt7215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Excellent end to a character arc ending right there. What an absolute waste.

  • @thejoshman8618
    @thejoshman8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4323

    Holdo was such a bad character I actually thought she was secretly working for the empire for the entire movie

    • @felixthecat5333
      @felixthecat5333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      TheJoshMan same

    • @RobynReanimates
      @RobynReanimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Funny how the only way to make these characters interesting is to make them secret bad guys. Rose makes no fucking sense unless she was a spy, fucking "save what you love"

    • @A-Dubs398
      @A-Dubs398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      I think Rian purposely made her look like a secret bad guy, but then revealed her as an actual good guy to subvert expectations, derp derp! Problem with that is he built up us hating this character, now were all of a sudden supposed to like her. Also a lot of her decisions don't make any sense regardless.

    • @RobynReanimates
      @RobynReanimates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@A-Dubs398
      Your theory is that Rian Johnson is a hack fraud? Yeah I believe that

    • @Name-se3lf
      @Name-se3lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lmao same

  • @venomz8888
    @venomz8888 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3661

    The only part that Mark Hamill enjoyed was being reunited with puppet Yoda

    • @SyndFire
      @SyndFire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      Ya I only like this movie because of yoda even tho his writing is shit yoda is the best Disney ruined him

    • @spartacussmith7070
      @spartacussmith7070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too lol

    • @danmound9526
      @danmound9526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I swear that yoda was animated but to look like a puppet?

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@danmound9526 They apparently used the same mold they used for the Original. They even used the same mold for the Yoda puppet in The Phantom Menace. There must be something about the mold that's changed, or the material they used cause these puppets just aren't coming out right. They should have just used a CGI Yoda if they can't get the puppet right.

    • @ShamanMcLamie
      @ShamanMcLamie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only the part I liked was when reaches out.

  • @levi5194
    @levi5194 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I don't know what's worse. Rose saving Finn, or Rose's logic for saving Finn.

    • @sportsfaniguess154
      @sportsfaniguess154 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      3rd option, Rose exists.

    • @Ketchupnoodles
      @Ketchupnoodles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sportsfaniguess154 damn that’s harsh but true

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plus, like, did you see how fast she was going? First time I saw that I was like, "Yeah, no, bullshit, those two are fucking dead." XD

    • @romaldomadrid3819
      @romaldomadrid3819 ปีที่แล้ว

      The logic

  • @umapessoaqualquer3688
    @umapessoaqualquer3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Even two years later I still get hearthbroken when I see Mark Hamill's sad face

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch Season 2 Episode 8 of the Mandalorian, aka., "The Rescue" and search Mark Hamill's Twitter replies. They will cheer you up.

    • @StarWarsUnconditionalLover
      @StarWarsUnconditionalLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know it’s actually the point of the movie to make you feel sad. Rey is the main character of the new trilogy and to identify with her you have to feel the way she feels in the movie.

    • @umapessoaqualquer3688
      @umapessoaqualquer3688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@StarWarsUnconditionalLover so... the point of the sequels is to make me feel sad when I see Mark Hamill's sad puppy eyes in interviews outside of the movies?
      Sorry friend, the sequels weren't able to make me sad from it's story or anything

  • @peronkop
    @peronkop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3698

    Rose kissing Finn while all their friends are dying is comedy gold, though.

    • @floppaenjoyer683
      @floppaenjoyer683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      on buddha

    • @kylecyrus9457
      @kylecyrus9457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Yeah, it's a so bad it's good moment.

    • @atlanticium7094
      @atlanticium7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Rose: *appears out of nowhere*
      Disney: This is how we end FinnxRey

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      YO ALL ARE FRIENDS ARE GONNA FACKIN DIE, LET’S HAVE SEX

    • @shaneyy__
      @shaneyy__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Last Aether and then JJ wanted the China money, relegated the asian to nothingness, and put the black man with the white woman.

  • @JohnDiggle21
    @JohnDiggle21 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2778

    I feel sorry for mark. He didn't deserve to portray Luke the way he did.

    • @eliaspeter7689
      @eliaspeter7689 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Why did he even accepted? Why didn't he quit?

    • @alexanderbohart1550
      @alexanderbohart1550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Éliás Péter because he wants money, but I can’t blame him everyone wants money

    • @nocturne4852
      @nocturne4852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Nah I think it was cause Harrison Ford and Carrie Fisher were back on set so he said sure why not

    • @Mr.Murphy2802
      @Mr.Murphy2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bro fuck u I loved Luke's portrayal, ur just sad coz he didnt do 50 flips and destroy the AT-M6s

    • @Noles4life77
      @Noles4life77 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Éliás Péter he signed on before Disney bought Lucas films. He already stated this in an interview. He’d breach contract if he didn’t do it

  • @branflakescereal4174
    @branflakescereal4174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    “I should show this black man how painful slavery can be. Wait a minute.”
    Favorite line

    • @broq9194
      @broq9194 ปีที่แล้ว

      White people were slaves thousands of years before Black people, the word slave literally comes from the word "Slav" a bunch of white guys. Rome enslaved every white guy in Europe. So you're suggesting that a Black man in a galaxy far far away should know everything about slavery. Why is that exactly? I don't get it. (Yeah I respond to stupid comments whenever I see them, think before you speak dude)

  • @habes1486
    @habes1486 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    "Its about saving what we love." She says as she intentionally dooms all of her other friends and comrades for a guy she met a couple days ago.

  • @aidendocherty1558
    @aidendocherty1558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    i actually feel bad for mark hamill
    they destroyed his character

    • @bandkgrover
      @bandkgrover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      He could have died killing the emperor in the third. That would’ve made the emperor in the trof seem important. He could’ve thrown him off like Vader did or something anything.

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ggamers2 That would be nice but it doesn’t change the fact that simply bringing the Emperor back is a travesty

    • @bandkgrover
      @bandkgrover 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Stryfe72 true but it would at least make luke and the sky walkers mean something I guess

    • @Stryfe52
      @Stryfe52 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      XenoMorphh Guess nothing lasts forever, but they literally just ignore Anakin’s sacrifice. The Force was bound to come unbalanced sooner or later(Though it should’ve been balanced for way longer than it did), but the fact that they just ignored Vader’s sacrifice because they couldn’t come up with a good villain in time for the movie is annoying.

    • @au7923
      @au7923 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Stryfe52 they should have just used snoke and anakin comes back as a force ghost and kill snoke himself and done the movies could have just ended with anakin killing papltine by himself and the chosen one proptecy came true BUT NOOOOOO DISNAY RUINED ANAKINS PROPECTY AND GAVE IT TO REY FOR NO REASON ITS SO ANNOYING AND STUPID

  • @iamwritingrightnow8217
    @iamwritingrightnow8217 5 ปีที่แล้ว +932

    „Special effects are not meant to be the reason for you to watch a movie“
    *Michael Bay wants to know your location*

    • @bakedpancakes5054
      @bakedpancakes5054 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @asian dude you are dumb

    • @racool911
      @racool911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Avatar: Hold my beer

    • @gabmaz1418
      @gabmaz1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Corridor Crew wants to know your location

  • @DarthVader-pl5ts
    @DarthVader-pl5ts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +392

    Adam Driver is a great actor but I agree with you in the sense that his script was awful. The same goes for Hayden Christainsen in the prequels, his lines were absolutely atrocious and ultimately caused his acting career to nosedive.

    • @boithefinger6535
      @boithefinger6535 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      At least he saved it with marriage story

    • @bananacupkakes9344
      @bananacupkakes9344 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      His acting in the Marriage story was amazing. One of the best actors of the generation

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hayden was ok afterwards, Awake and The Takers are good

    • @vinicius100470
      @vinicius100470 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nah, Hayden was already a bad actor. The bad writing is no excuse.

    • @ASten28
      @ASten28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Exactly lord vader

  • @caleblim6890
    @caleblim6890 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Finally, someone else who understands my endless hatred for Rose.

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @bodd boward so disliking a character because they are horribly written makes us incels? Fuck it I guess I’m an incel.

    • @RedHairedWarlord
      @RedHairedWarlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @bodd boward patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

    • @Jackster1
      @Jackster1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @bodd boward yeah the movie was a joke!

  • @Dani28R
    @Dani28R 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1437

    Another plot hole:
    Luke was asking Rey how they found him. And we know that in the force awakens, the resistance used a map, right? Wasn't Luke himself that made the map for his location?

    • @ARC--5973
      @ARC--5973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      Correct!

    • @nosmoke6556
      @nosmoke6556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dani28R It was with that droid though. Im guessing he never thought the droid would come back on or something.

    • @bloodbrawler1438
      @bloodbrawler1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@nosmoke6556 What you mean didn't expect? If you're making a map puzzle, that basically says "You know where to find me", you should know someone would eventually find the piece of your puzzle, from the one source you trusted or left it to.
      And that droid is R2-D2.

    • @yaruyaru
      @yaruyaru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He's old. He probably had alzheimer and forgot about it

    • @bloodbrawler1438
      @bloodbrawler1438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@yaruyaru So was Obi-Wan, but he didn't forget Maul and what he did.
      So was Vader, but he still remembered Obi-Wan and what he did..
      So was Leia, but she didn't forget her family and what they did before she married Han.
      So was Chewie, but he didn't forget Han and their adventures.
      So was Han Solo, but he still remembered his boy before his child was taken from him.

  • @gabrielherzog2462
    @gabrielherzog2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    “Special effects are the icing on the cake, they should not be in the spotlight. They should not be the reason you go to a movie.”
    Transformers: *Jordan Peele sweating gif*

    • @vex2960
      @vex2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      nice pfp, where from

    • @Haildarklordvader
      @Haildarklordvader 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vex2960 hes from pornoland

    • @vex2960
      @vex2960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Haildarklordvader thank

  • @peterdefrancesco4310
    @peterdefrancesco4310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    8:14 hit me really hard. We can see how disappointed Mark Hamill is with the direction the series took. Makes me want to cry 😂

  • @nicklammle1661
    @nicklammle1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1093

    I mean they weaponized hyperspace which literally makes every space battle before this movie pointless

    • @wiseguymotionpictures1416
      @wiseguymotionpictures1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      There are at least three scenes in earlier movies suggesting that jumping to hyperspace wrong would lead to disaster. In A New Hope when they first jump after leaving Tattooine, in The Force Awakens Han tells Rey as much, in Rogue One K-2SO makes a point to show he’s concerned about not getting the right calculations before jumping while in Jedda’s atmosphere. But let’s not acknowledge any of the previous movies, it’s not like this is the ninth movie in the series or anything.

    • @nicklammle1661
      @nicklammle1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      William Trotman so why didn’t the rebellion just crash a cruiser at hyper speed into the death star

    • @wiseguymotionpictures1416
      @wiseguymotionpictures1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nicholas Lammle hell if I know. I’m not one of the writers. Could I explain it in a way that made sense? Absolutely, but I don’t have any control over Star Wars canon. Given the lines referencing the dangers of hyperspace it’s hardly something universe breaking.

    • @nicklammle1661
      @nicklammle1661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      William Trotman is still makes every space battle pretty pointless now

    • @RanMaru144
      @RanMaru144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@nicklammle1661 well the people would also die so that's why they don't do it often

  • @kevdax5497
    @kevdax5497 4 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Rose wants to save Finn, then has the bright idea to crash her ship into him. At full speed.

    • @jasonbrown4526
      @jasonbrown4526 4 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Stupidest part of the movie. The most likely outcome is that her actions would have killed both of them. Then again these movies aren't realistic, so you can't expect the characters to think realistically.

    • @pimpstickmafia3997
      @pimpstickmafia3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah this is big Brain time

    • @thescottishanimeguy9946
      @thescottishanimeguy9946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@pimpstickmafia3997 *big smooth brain time

    • @SILK97
      @SILK97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      My biggest question of that scene is, how tf did did Rose catch up to Finn when everybody was pulling off and Finn was launching full speed towards the First Order?

    • @cheesetouchgamingtwo4619
      @cheesetouchgamingtwo4619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Finn: is it because I’m black?

  • @dirtiscake4701
    @dirtiscake4701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I don’t think Johnson watched any Star Wars movie before he made this.

    • @thatoneroyalguard7060
      @thatoneroyalguard7060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He didn’t he said he didn’t care about the lore

    • @Twiddle_things
      @Twiddle_things 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@thatoneroyalguard7060 I saw that coming holy shit

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thatoneroyalguard7060 That alone should have disqualified Johnson from having any creative input in any established IP, not just Star Wars.

    • @StarWarsUnconditionalLover
      @StarWarsUnconditionalLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Corporal Cringe lmao that’s not what he said. He is a number one fan of Star Wars, he loved e prequels. How ungrateful you are !

    • @mememanbehindtheshadows546
      @mememanbehindtheshadows546 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatoneroyalguard7060 that stab me

  • @theunapologetic5596
    @theunapologetic5596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    If they didn’t kill off Han Solo there would have been multiple comedic scenes

    • @adamseward3567
      @adamseward3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Just be glad for Harrison Ford, who didn’t have to appear in this god awful movie.

  • @hughjuass1858
    @hughjuass1858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    Mon Mothma is rolling in her grave after seeing Holdo's crappy leadership.

    • @lordliberty8885
      @lordliberty8885 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What happened to Mon Mothma anyway?

    • @hughjuass1858
      @hughjuass1858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lordliberty8885 I'm guessing she died of old age or something natural. She was pretty old

    • @WhatDuhDogDoin
      @WhatDuhDogDoin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pacharapong Porkaew I think she’s still alive

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm betting the best strategists in history would be spinning fast enough to generate enough power to keep America's lights on for over 600 years. Every plan Holdo made costed more than what was gained, and ended up coming out successful out of sheer dumb luck.

    • @xrayrattharealone2534
      @xrayrattharealone2534 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      she was on coruscant when it was destroyed by starkiller base, you can see her...

  • @thesnipingseal8011
    @thesnipingseal8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +682

    My version of Rey handing Luke the lightsaber:
    Rey hands it to him,
    He hands it back,
    He tells her he is to old to fight the first order
    He says he can train her though,
    He asks if Han and leia are safe
    She tells him
    One actual emotional scene in this movie
    Roundhead Johnson’s movie
    Rey hands him lightsaber
    Luke throws it away
    mAstEr sKYwaLkEr?
    Luke goes into hermit hut
    Rey knocks on door
    gO aWAy
    Chewy knock down door
    Rawr
    He SaYS yOuR CoMInG WiTh uS oN ThE fAlCon
    ThE fAlCon?
    WaIIIT?
    WHeRes HaN
    Cuts away for one Emo scene

    • @thesnipingseal8011
      @thesnipingseal8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Gaabu Mi
      My snoke origin:
      He was one of Plagueis’s failed midichlorian experiments. Rey was a successful one. That is why she is so strong. Because she is LITERALLY almost perfect. Snoke wants Reys midichlorians to make himself perfect. This would kill Rey tho. Luke left to go to the island once he found out who snoke truly was. He got in a fight with snoke but easily lost and lost some of his force powers. Since the island is strong with the force he went there to regain his power.
      Ruins origin:
      Who’s snoke? Oh he’s dead now so who cares

    • @glo5643
      @glo5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I love yours a lot better.

    • @thesnipingseal8011
      @thesnipingseal8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      KONO DIO DA. How it would Rise Of SkyWalker would end in my way:
      Snoke uses an ancient Sith dagger to open a portal and free all the Sith ever. He was told in a force vision from Plagueis that he would fix him if he set him free. Kylo’s lightsaber come flying off the armrest of Snoke’s throne. Kylo ignites it on Snoke but it is too late and the portal opens. Sith including Revan, Nihilius, Malak, Malgus, and the emperor come out of the portal but on the other end of the room opens a blue portal. Out walks Obi Wan and Yoda. Soon every single Jedi ever except Anakin exits the portal. A massive fight begins between the Sith and the Jedi will outside the resistance is fighting the First Order. Eventually the Sith get the upper hand but then a white portal appears. Out walks a tall man dressed in white robes with golden markings. He takes his hood off to reveal who he is. The greatest pilot ever. The greatest Jedi ever. The Chosen One. Anakin SkyWalker. He is able to push both the Jedi and Sith back into the portals with the force. He then evacuates Rey and Kylo. They wake up in the resistance base and start the religion of the grey Jedi. Anakin truly brought balance to the force. The movie ends with Anakin looking at the twin suns

    • @glo5643
      @glo5643 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The SnipingSeal I love that.

    • @thesnipingseal8011
      @thesnipingseal8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      KONO DIO DA. How last Jedi would end:
      Rose and Finn plant a kyber crystal powered nuke in Snoke’s destroyer and try to escape with a holocron from Vader’s castle that contains the location of force sensitive children. During their escape they would run into phasma. They would battle over it but phasma would win but then Finn blasts her with a sniper on the ground temporarily paralyzing her. They would escape down to the crait bunker along with the resistance. Rey is in Snoke’s throne room with Kylo Ren when the explosion happens giving her time to use the force to grab one of the guards (who is a knight of Ren) spear and stab snoke with it NOT killing him. She then starts fighting Kylo Ren and he uses the force to try to grab the lightsaber. This scene is like the scene in the movie where they are having a tug of war only this time Kylo turns on the lightsaber stabbing Rey. Rey falls off the platform and onto a bridge below. She then crawls through a ventilation system to an escape pod area below and escapes to crait. The crait battle ensues the same way except the stupid rose and finn crap doesn’t happen and when they are told to retreat, THEY RETREAT. Just when it seems all Hope is lost a blue and white x-wing comes out of hyper space knocking down most of the walkers. It’s Luke SkyWalker. He lands on the ground and Finn and Poe move the x-wing into the flag ship. Luke starts fighting Kylo and uses the force to destroy his helmet. When Luke sees the resistance take off he allows Kylo to kill him. With leia dead from GETTING SUCKED OUT INTO SPACE Holdo becomes the leader except in my version she sent Finn and rose on the mission to cantobite and is NOT a whiny soccer mom. The holocron is the spark that will light the fire that will burn the first order down

  • @Maki-qw8he
    @Maki-qw8he 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    How the last jedi should've gone like.
    Leia dies
    Luke joins the resistance at the end
    Snoke's backstory. Snoke could die? Idc
    Finn sacrifices himself
    Resistance still loses, empire wins
    Rose, Holdo should not exist.

    • @HerrHeissler
      @HerrHeissler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Admiral ackbar sacrifice himself instead of holdo

    • @Bobaman5400
      @Bobaman5400 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@HerrHeisslerOr Leia since Carrie had already passed on. That wouldve been a great exit for her.

  • @SomeGoodBroth
    @SomeGoodBroth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Honestly finn was my favorite character from the sequel trilogy, and i felt really sad when he was gonna sacrifice himself. If he did, he woulda been one of the top five favorite characters in star wars for me. BUT NOPE

  • @335chr
    @335chr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    The worse part of the "save what you love" line is that is exactly what Finn was doing so not only did they subvert our expectation of Finn's heroic sacrifice they subvert the message they were trying to send. A subversion inside a subversion if you will

    • @webheadgabe1177
      @webheadgabe1177 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Subversionception

    • @Astro_28
      @Astro_28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a double gotcha fyi

    • @mikec6935
      @mikec6935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      take a shot every time you see the word “subvert”

    • @liamfalvey5142
      @liamfalvey5142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@webheadgabe1177 ditto

    • @StarWarsUnconditionalLover
      @StarWarsUnconditionalLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, Finn was sacrificing for « Not letting them win ». But everyone else said to him that it was too late, and that he won’t be able to do any damage. Finn would have died for nothing.

  • @phantom-X2086
    @phantom-X2086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    I swear I could write these movies better than they could, smh

    • @phantom-X2086
      @phantom-X2086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @wespozo you're absolutely right

    • @josem370
      @josem370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @wespozo truthing out here

    • @danielyoungblood3931
      @danielyoungblood3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A chimpanzee with a typewriter could piece together better films

    • @ihatepewdiepiev2419
      @ihatepewdiepiev2419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Not true. You all sayshit yet if you were to write a movie it would suck ass

    • @j0doe1
      @j0doe1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@ihatepewdiepiev2419 What's worse? A bad movie written by just some random person, or being an actual director who has several other movies to your name but you end up making The Last Jedi?

  • @JUSTAROBOT_AKA_JAR
    @JUSTAROBOT_AKA_JAR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    !7:48 I love this part.

  • @KarlieStarrSings
    @KarlieStarrSings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The moment when Luke is about to respond to Chewy when he bursts in and rey's just like "hE sAys tHat-" I'm just like "BITCH!! GIVE THEM A MOMENT!!". I was so mad XD

    • @BratzRockAngels
      @BratzRockAngels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree, Luke and Chewie are best friends, he doesn't need a translator. 🙄😂

  • @benson9586
    @benson9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    the sequels < the prequels

    • @malloryblackstar5388
      @malloryblackstar5388 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      wespozo Amen🙌🏼

    • @hackysmacky
      @hackysmacky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Prequels, sequels it's all a machine partner. Live free don't join. -The Worst Starwars film on history.

    • @Name-se3lf
      @Name-se3lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GeneralMailMan yikes, no

    • @sephandremanticore5438
      @sephandremanticore5438 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The prequels at least were written by George Lucas. I used to be shocked by meme depictions of Disney as Hitler... now that shit I get.

    • @Bluesonofman
      @Bluesonofman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @wespozo Prequels are better then the originals

  • @sadihabrown3315
    @sadihabrown3315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    Here before Disney blocks the video

    • @eliw7369
      @eliw7369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Early gang

    • @wiseguymotionpictures1416
      @wiseguymotionpictures1416 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Has this literally ever happened? There are significantly more videos on TH-cam hating and trashing this movie than praising it.

    • @NonstopRam
      @NonstopRam 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TH-cam reccomend this video to me....

    • @jakedebruin2246
      @jakedebruin2246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Here before Disney buys TH-cam.

    • @THE_POTATO-
      @THE_POTATO- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jakedebruin2246 If they did that then I would just be so done.

  • @lincolnehret
    @lincolnehret 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    gotta love how my good man luke, the most optimistic, loving, and powerful person in the galaxy, the guy who SAVED DARTH VADER FROM THE DARK SIDE, is just RUINED by this terrible writing. it’s just so sad that i feel bad for mark hamill.

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "A great subverter of expectations you shall be. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth...Ruin."

    • @StarWarsUnconditionalLover
      @StarWarsUnconditionalLover 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      He is entirely respected, and at the end he comes back and goes even beyond you by confronting the entire First Order like a Jedi and using the Force to defend never attack. Luke was awesome, he gave me chills. His character was at his best in this movie.

    • @Bobaman5400
      @Bobaman5400 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@thatstarwarsdude7338 😂 your taste is terrible & you clearly dont know SW at all

  • @korneliuspgk527
    @korneliuspgk527 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    15:58 "This has got to be the worst character in all of fiction"
    Captain Marvel: Allow me to introduce myself

    • @VideosGalacticos
      @VideosGalacticos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sorry man but i hate rose more

    • @pinacoladahombre5462
      @pinacoladahombre5462 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I fucking hate captain marvel like a fire of a thousand hells but rose is somehow worse

  • @ivancerecer5758
    @ivancerecer5758 5 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    Snoke was calm to Kylo in TFA and tells him "Yo, i guess we'll complete your training"
    And 2 minutes pass from.the last film and all of the sudden, Snoke is super pissed off and there no training to complete whatsoever

  • @AgentNibbles
    @AgentNibbles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I love how Mark Hammel was telling people not to watch this movie during interviews and Disney had to step in and tell him to cut that shit out. God I love him, no homo

  • @FOUR22
    @FOUR22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When Finn was actually going to save resistance, I had some emotional construct. When sue Mary over here "saved" Finn I just stopped watching the movie.

  • @TheCarlosPlayer
    @TheCarlosPlayer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    11:45 Yoda is so smart.
    Even dead he knows that Rey is a Marry Sue.

  • @addyplatebody
    @addyplatebody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "TLJ is worse than even TPM and AotC"
    Say it louder for the folks in the back!!!

    • @cmsmith1031
      @cmsmith1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      I love the prequels, but I will acknowledge that it is mostly nostalgia. The first one came out when I was 8. I had, and played to death, the original trilogy, but the prequels were MY trilogy. I can acknowledge their faults, but they still felt like Star Wars films. Good or bad it was still Star Wars. TLJ felt completely foreign to me from the opening prank call joke.

    • @addyplatebody
      @addyplatebody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@cmsmith1031 I mostly agree about the nostalgia. The prequels actively tried to build the universe, no matter how misguided those attempts seemed at times. It was a labor of love. In contrast, The Last Jedi seems more like it's insulting everything that made Star Wars what it is. And the jokes.... So bad.

    • @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165
      @alysiamerdavid-wasser9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@cmsmith1031 That is the problem. i saw Star Wars, *EPISODE 4* when i was a child. When you wait *almost Two DECADES* for a sequel, you're cool with it. You guys didn't have to wait for anything. You had SIX films in your childhood. Then you got older, shat on the prequels, Lucas, (rightfully) said: "I don't need this drama." and cashed out. Now you guys are stuck with *ACTUAL* shitty SW 'films' & are whining about that! Just stop!!!

    • @cmsmith1031
      @cmsmith1031 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Alysia Mer David-Wasser It was the original trilogy fans shitting on the prequels buddy. That is where all the “they ruined my childhood” started. That was y’all. My age, millennials, were kids and liked them, until they read all y’alls reviews shitting on them.

    • @TheBrickGuy7939
      @TheBrickGuy7939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I like eps 1 and 2.

  • @BessieRiggs
    @BessieRiggs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    TLJ was more than a bad movie. TFA was bad. I tried to watch it for the first time since seeing it on the big screen and couldn’t get past the opening scene. The new trilogy is just trash.

    • @TrueNorthProductions
      @TrueNorthProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      it really is. its not meant to last, it was just a ploy for massive short term profit. And it worked. Let's try and change that for 9.

    • @sincereeastman6972
      @sincereeastman6972 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      What’s more disappointing is that was the first Star Wars movie I watched in theaters...I fell betrayed and angered on why we can’t have anything original
      Disney hearing an original idea so they just hire a guy who can’t finish or establish a story JJ Abrams and they say to him “no let’s just go back on what made Star Wars good and make it better”

    • @ultranova3090
      @ultranova3090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ironically all of the new trilogy movies all have T as the starting letter of their name: TFA, TJL, TRoS. Disney Star Wars can't even come up with a name for their movies that doesn't have *The* starting it.
      Alternate meaning: The T stands for trash.

    • @YTChannel420
      @YTChannel420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The force awakens was a good movie

    • @fury6078
      @fury6078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@YTChannel420 yea i liked it as well

  • @sphakamisozondi
    @sphakamisozondi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Finn was a major missed opportunity. A stormtrooper defecting and joining the resistance wld have been an amazing storyline. A complete 180 from a darth vadar plot. But hey who am I to say that, I'm not working for Disney.

  • @BlitzShadez
    @BlitzShadez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Finns death could have really made him a great character, showing he can sacrifice his life to save others... but then Disney pulls an uno reverse card but not really because Rose saves Finn from saving a lot of people... like.. Whatt?!?!

  • @barney3983
    @barney3983 4 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    Prequels were alright, didn’t mind them they actually told a story...where as these new ones don’t seem to be following any story

    • @maddox471
      @maddox471 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Revenge of the Sith was god tier tho

    • @FlappyCat-ef6oq
      @FlappyCat-ef6oq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      these movies were just all over the place, nothing really made sense

    • @mr.fantastic6568
      @mr.fantastic6568 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The story of this trilogy is "rey killing everyone with girl power!"

    • @jamesbellefeuille2926
      @jamesbellefeuille2926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Tell us you have a plan" almost sounds like Johnson's very low key confession the sequel trilogy was an exercise in making things up on the fly.

  • @dennisthegreat5833
    @dennisthegreat5833 5 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    This video perfectly encapsulates the way I feel about this movie. When I first saw it I said to myself It wasn't that bad. But every time I think about it and with every rewatch it becomes worse and worse. It's at a point where I can't even sit through the whole movie because it is to cringe.

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I'm with ya mate, the more I rewatch it the more it sickens me. I was fine with it at first but now just like you

    • @missivory_missraine
      @missivory_missraine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Jacob Molyneux I was frustrated...then mad...then absolutely in a rage by the end of it. Then after watching the media I had my explanation of why it was garbage.

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dennis The Great
      A couple of days after I saw The Last Jedi, I realized it made no sense that Luke would give up on the Jedi when Ben Solo turned evil despite knowing Obi Wan didn’t give up when Anakin turned evil.
      I made a video about it
      th-cam.com/video/J249ylO4UEk/w-d-xo.html

    • @Name-se3lf
      @Name-se3lf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it is the worst star wars movie that will ever be made that’s why

    • @rc5924
      @rc5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Name-se3lf lol you should have waited for the next one bro

  • @Bubba_Bass
    @Bubba_Bass 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Finn had so much more potential to be a main character, it kinda makes me sad how criminally misused he was

  • @theawemazingcrew9702
    @theawemazingcrew9702 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Nobody:
    Star Wars sequel trilogy: *Help me Adam Driver, you're my only hope*

  • @austinjohnsen4430
    @austinjohnsen4430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Respect man, for not putting down Episode 3 at the beginning. That movie got plenty of things right in my opinion.

    • @Aryan_Karadkar
      @Aryan_Karadkar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The lightsaber duels and music

    • @thegrandwizard1700
      @thegrandwizard1700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It also had a couple of things wrong too.

  • @doorran
    @doorran 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    the movie had moments... instead of a good story. and I agree with Hamill, his character was not written consistantly or well.

  • @bluekunt
    @bluekunt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wish they gave us Anakin as a ghost instead of Yoda, he could have easily said.
    "You thought I was irredeemable, but look at me now."
    Even fucking Obi-Wan could have worked.
    "I thought I lost him, I thought that Anakin was gone forever, but you brought him back."
    Yoda was not a good pick really, but I understand why they picked him as a fan service.

  • @thelordofhunger
    @thelordofhunger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Luke: how did you find me?
    Rey: hold on, this whole operation was your idea

  • @Quaintless722
    @Quaintless722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The actress who plays rose seems like a very nice lady, it’s too bad that she was given a horrible script to work with

  • @alexgriffin3959
    @alexgriffin3959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    TLJ was an extraordinary act of vandalism and asset mismanagement. Truly abysmal 'creative' decisions that invalidated the previous films in the series in what supposed to be a sequel. Thank you Johnson for leaving your dirty little jizz mark on Star Wars. You truly misunderstood your brief with this.

    • @addyplatebody
      @addyplatebody 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hahaha 2 fuckin right

    • @rc5924
      @rc5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol nice

  • @roxas118
    @roxas118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know when rey changed her name to rey Skywalker it was bad but then it got worse until even mark hamil was regretful to define the sequels. "Few people laughed few people cryed most people stood in silence."

  • @DustGundam
    @DustGundam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The resistance is basically the Chinese ripoff or the rebels

  • @zwleathers
    @zwleathers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    After this came out, instantly started hearing backlash so I stopped listening to everyone. I wanted to judge for myself. I couldn’t believe that they had ruin Star Wars. I watched this one time, Have had zero desire to watch it again and probably never ever will.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree, I'm also glad you weren't in these movies lord vader. They would've ruined you too.

    • @rc5924
      @rc5924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Surely you are wise my lord

    • @jdplaystuba
      @jdplaystuba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord Vader, we are ready to fire the deathstar towards Disney headquarters by your command.

    • @nolan4826
      @nolan4826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Vader wasn’t even in the movie and they ruined him. His sacrifice was ruined

    • @minecrafter3448
      @minecrafter3448 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guys I’m so confused why are you calling him lord vader

  • @patchchrist
    @patchchrist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Holy shit, this is worse than I thought or heard that it was.

  • @beeabeestudios3215
    @beeabeestudios3215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Rose’s “ Not fighting what we hate but saving what we love quote is so contradictory. Finn was literally about to save what he loved, his friends and the resistance, but this idiot stops him and nearly doomed the resistance.

  • @Tateisadrummachine
    @Tateisadrummachine 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The fact that this trilogy is cannon and there’s nothing we can do about it just saddens me so much man

  • @markborishnikoff5485
    @markborishnikoff5485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    This movie doesn't feel like a sequel to the force awakens, it just feels like an all around mess. My feelings for this have only grown worse since i saw this.

  • @mohankaranth8245
    @mohankaranth8245 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    my new rap name is gonna be "Nameless Asian", thanks diesel/weasel

  • @joil6649
    @joil6649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love the wilhelm scream when leia is blown into space.

  • @sgtpepr6260
    @sgtpepr6260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Hey I went to my car this morning and had a flat tire boy were my expectations subverted

  • @ceruskok4900
    @ceruskok4900 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    This movie is really horrible

  • @kenbenobi36
    @kenbenobi36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    Nobody:
    Lucasfilm: 3 more Star Wars Movies coming out.

    • @kenbenobi36
      @kenbenobi36 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@imposterblockade1826 you mad bro?

  • @jesusgotdrip9885
    @jesusgotdrip9885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I feel so bad for mark, he had to watch the character, that he loves, and that helped make him famous, be turned into a mess

  • @GibusLesPaul69420
    @GibusLesPaul69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Funny thing : I remembered almost everybody grossed out when Finn and Rose kiss

    • @Kyle-hz3ru
      @Kyle-hz3ru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Echo my mom was sitting there like, “Wait, i thought Rey and Finn were smashing 👁 👄 👁

    • @randomwhitedude412
      @randomwhitedude412 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Kÿle that’s what I roughhouse no it had to be forced bullshit ☹️

  • @BananaKen298
    @BananaKen298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When I re watched the prequels to try and get the deep distaste out of my mouth from watching last jedi I actually liked them better.

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @thedoomtrainer8292
      @thedoomtrainer8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The prequels are like parents: without a different view, they can seem pretty bad. But one day with your in-laws cures you.

  • @shadisoopsydoodle7298
    @shadisoopsydoodle7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Ray: "I'm the Jedi and you gotta deal with it."

  • @Avoozl
    @Avoozl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Mark's expression at 7:59 says everything. That is so heartbreaking to see.

  • @Adrianrafael04
    @Adrianrafael04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    When somebody asked me the definition of cancer I said:
    “The sequels”

  • @elizabethdavis8264
    @elizabethdavis8264 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    This video displays the best way to avoid copyright strike

  • @LegoJangoFett0716
    @LegoJangoFett0716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    I actually died when "Ding dong the witch is dead" from Wizard of Oz played when Rose "died"

  • @viktorweiling7022
    @viktorweiling7022 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    This movie basically destroys everything, that JJ Abrams set up in TFA, and then the fans blame JJ for ruining the triologi?

  • @swag304
    @swag304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I’d rather have Jar Jar as my roommate than watch the last Jedi

  • @Artini_Breww
    @Artini_Breww 5 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    I believe that Rian Johnson isn't a true Star Wars fan and doesn't know anything about Star Wars. I will never forgive him and never support him for what he has done to this series.

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Rian has an upcoming film, can't reckon the title but fuck the title XD, but I suggest that we should all not watch it. Maybe even make a hashtag challenge of sorts like #FuckRianJohnson or something.

    • @adammusleh5992
      @adammusleh5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Y'all do realize it's just a movie right

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@adammusleh5992 And you do realize that most people here are just critiquing the movie right?

    • @adammusleh5992
      @adammusleh5992 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Skycube100 Taking a movie this seriously isn't criticism my friend.

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@adammusleh5992 Yes it is my friend... Films carries different branches of informations that connects to more seemingly unrelated informations and I don't have to elaborate further.... but it is criticism my dear friend.
      I suggest you to just not go further if you'd rather not take this, or the point you are commenting at, seriously. Just a suggestion my friend...

  • @goldenapple1754
    @goldenapple1754 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    I like the Spongebob music in the background

  • @leezorn5682
    @leezorn5682 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The fact that you said that attack of the clones dialogue isn’t as bad as the sequel trilogy!!

  • @noahbarnes6399
    @noahbarnes6399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    08:00 Mark Hamill looks terrified for his life.

  • @saskiaviking9447
    @saskiaviking9447 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Notification: shows video
    Me: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one !

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Seeing a prequel meme in a The Last Jedi Rant Video comment section*
      Me: This is where the fun begins.

  • @scpromos9158
    @scpromos9158 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This movie had far too many surprises
    and the bit the pisses me off the most is the bit with Luke and kylo
    that could have been a really cool battle but nope he's a hologram and your sides you know I'm just going to leave it to all these people who aren't trained jedis

    • @Skycube100
      @Skycube100 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yeah it's true, yes the hologram force move seems really badass but damn... It doesn't feel genuine

    • @salvestrom
      @salvestrom 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Skycube100 people underrate what luke does here: he is projecting across light years of space and his own sister didnt realise it.

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yep it would have been a nice tribute to Obi Wan vs Darth Vader

  • @internettgrrrl
    @internettgrrrl 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    the last jedi is basically just:
    -man tries to take down ship
    -he fucks up
    -uhhhh evacuate to salty planet yeah
    -get some guy to help you
    -some point of the movie rei and kylo take down snoke???
    -uh oh big fight
    -omg skywalker is at the battle
    -ah shit wait he’s an illusion
    -somehow the good guys win? what a shock! 😱 it’s almost like that happens in every movie!

  • @mrsquiid8161
    @mrsquiid8161 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The reason older Star Wars movies were funny is because they took themselves so seriously

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aw shit you scared me

    • @mrsquiid8161
      @mrsquiid8161 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GordonN661 fellow don trolleone pfp

  • @justinjones7411
    @justinjones7411 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    This movie is a good example on why Disney should not own everything it where good franchises go to die.

    • @kwinzman
      @kwinzman 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      When you realize Marvel is a Disney subsidiary.

  • @WolfvineGaming
    @WolfvineGaming 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    They could've just used one of their smaller ships to hyperdrive into the First Order's ship, therefore sparing people and ships.

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Cough, cough*

    • @Shotzzilla
      @Shotzzilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There was only one person on the ship....

    • @justanamezain3602
      @justanamezain3602 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Shotzzilla And ships.

  • @WestCoastCFB
    @WestCoastCFB ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5 years later and im still watching criticism of this film because it is such a travesty to cinema

    • @fierceloyalist
      @fierceloyalist ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Press F to pay respects."
      (Presses F)
      Ghostbusters 2016 and The Last Jedi are what got me in the Pop Culture Civil Wars! :)

    • @fierceloyalist
      @fierceloyalist ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Saw it in theaters, left a bad taste in my mouth. Did a anniversary re-watch of the Force Awakens and Last Jedi to see if it was as bad as I remembered.

  • @generalarctrooper
    @generalarctrooper 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    About the “bad editing” in the finn taser scene. Its called the three frame rule. If action happens and you make a cut, you usually go back 3 frames to male the action easier to follow. You will see this in literlly almost any action scene.

    • @xrstevenson
      @xrstevenson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That doesn't make it good. At all.

  • @hassanhaulcy
    @hassanhaulcy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Disney will block this video for speaking the truth

    • @treblinka9530
      @treblinka9530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hassan Haulcy Micky mouse is a prick

  • @samuelfaict5755
    @samuelfaict5755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Cancer did to my mother what Rian did to Star Wars. They both killed something precious to me. Me, a professional filmmaker myself, have always seen movies as a part of my education and growing up. I usually say that I had 3 parents: a mother, a father, and movies. Seeing the return of Luke Skywalker after 30 years in the Force Awakens was like seeing a person I hadn't seen for a long time. It felt warm to my heart. I could associate the feeling I had to what I would have felt would I have seen my mother again. In episode 8, the build up to that moment of reunion was completely ruined and spit on by Rian Johnson. It was like receiving a punch to the stomach for a second time: the feeling of losing a loved one again. Rian has been so disrespectful by assassinating a character that was dear to me. Luke was a part of my youth, just like my mother and my father.

  • @nicolasdoblado259
    @nicolasdoblado259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    If Finn would’ve died in this movie I would be sad (because he was my favorite character apart from Poe) and proud that he saved the rebellion,in my opinion it would’ve been very cool that he lived serving the First Order and died saving the rebellion, but Rían Johnson had screw it all up

  • @leleciabatta6621
    @leleciabatta6621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I cant even watch this movie without cringing so hard I cant keep watching

  • @matthewchi5292
    @matthewchi5292 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Hey aren't you at least happy that Reeeeeean Johnson subverted your expectations?

    • @abcdef-cs1jj
      @abcdef-cs1jj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      His first name is Ruin. Get it right.

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No his first name is
      JOHN CENA!
      I know, I know, it’s an old, overused meme.

    • @rogerbennett9598
      @rogerbennett9598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the subversion was a good story....sure.... but it wasn’t lol

  • @jabbpapi
    @jabbpapi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    If Rose would’ve died in the fucking laser that would’ve been even better development for Finn.
    Honestly if Rose would’ve died it would’ve been better development for the movie.
    Honestly if the movie would’ve died it would’ve been better development for the series.

  • @geraldshort4490
    @geraldshort4490 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    John Boyega and Adam Drive are the only good characters
    Edit: Making Rey join dark side would have been an amazing plot. And they either could have made Finn a Jedi or end the his arc perfectly like you said.

  • @Dylan_0130
    @Dylan_0130 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I'm so mad Finn didn't sacrifice himself. That would've been awesome. Same with C3PO and Chewy

  • @benson9586
    @benson9586 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    rip peter mayhew

    • @Bunnut
      @Bunnut 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Kevin Byrnes Well they kinda did by reducing him to an uber driver

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Press F to pay actual respect.

    • @dead9247
      @dead9247 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      F

  • @RC-hz6bn
    @RC-hz6bn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    she seems like she would ask if it was a personal attack

  • @purpleman7347
    @purpleman7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can’t believe they gave Admiral Ackbar a lackluster unheroic death.

    • @damienmcneff7715
      @damienmcneff7715 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      How it should’ve ended gave him justice

  • @donaldtrumpselbow8142
    @donaldtrumpselbow8142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Christ almighty, I’ve only seen this movie the one time in theaters, I never truly appreciated how awful it is