The Worst Beats Ever Made
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DistantCry is absolutely hilarious, glad that he's finally getting some recognition from the melon himself
Yes, all of this
Lui better
True
I can't believe this is even happening. Found DistantCry a while back, and now Fantano is talking about the legend. We live in the best timeline.
Yeah man. He's really creative as well. So many of his shitty beats slap
DistantCry On the Beat!
Wasn’t expecting a Melon Ukarms crossover on this fine day.
my hero
*Insert trash beat*
Ukarms Beat
He cool with Terrance
If he'd dropped these as Death Grips leaks Melon would've loved them
LMFAO my thoughts exactly
well the beats aint bad, they just ridiculous
You ain't wrond
isn't the sound at 5:40 from one of Death Grips songs?
This but unironically
These beats definitely slap a little. So bad they're good.
it’s camp
a little ? these are true bangers
19 is unironically great
Task failed successfully
Every beat starts out respectable if not good and then just..... Yeah, they get even better.
The world needs Cal Chucesta over these beats!
Damn, that would be the perfect combination.😂
Probably album of the decade.
Calxcry when
Didn't even get to the beats yet and I agree
yessssss!
Cal Chuchesta with a Danny Brown feature
I actually love DistantCry's work. Makes me giggle every time.
ok
Giggly wiggly
Ok giggly
@@Bandstand 😔
Heheheehheehee
In all fairness to make something sound so hilarious purely through instrumentals and sampling, without any lyrics is actually quite an achievement. Some of the best ‘comedy music’ I’ve heard. I’ve never genuinely had a laughing fit to a piece of music until I found this guy.
Check out Neil Cicigeira or whatever
@@nickstam2309 neil sliceapizza
No lyrics? What about that “DJ! DJDJ! DJ DJ DJDJDJ
try frank zappa
@@thefatherinthecave943 thats still just sampling
As someone who aspires to be a producer this speaks to me emotionally. This is the most beautiful art ever. It takes an inhuman amount of skill and effort to craft every single sound in the beat to kill a small part of my soul. The perfect amount to not drive you to the brink of death but keep you in a state of malding. This is the auditory equivalent of Ted Cruz’s face.
this is such a good comment, thank you
Consider alternate career paths💀
💀 holy shit this comment
no
underrated comment
Very cool that you pay attention to your children 🍉
Bamdstang
Cery vool yhat tou aay pttention yo tour melon 👶
@@brotundo Eh
Love you bandstand 🤗
It’d be cool if you’d continue with your channel dawg
You can't just refer to Madlib's discography this way, Anthony.
Lmao
When he put Kanye West, RZA and Flying Lotus on the honorable mentions was a little too much
And trying to talk about j dillas tragic untimely death without being able to keep a straight face crossed the line for me
Lord quas? More like oh god turn that shit off
Wait he didn’t say that in the video I think you’re probably joking if so that’s really funny you got me good
I audibly laughed when you said Danny Brown would sound good on that one beat. This whole lineup is literally just samples of future bangers from Danny Brown and Peggy.
same immediately went to the comments
Actually loled I need that
Jpeg mafia?
the people need that danny brown freestyle
Ey yo anybody got the hookup?
This might be the musical equivalent of "Task Failed Successfully"
Could easily see Peggy rap over some of these.
i mean he has whole beats out of the zaytoven “aahhhh” sound too
It's the ultimate experimental hip hop experience
Or Danny
number 14 genuinely sounds like a jpeg beat
@@harrisonbrand8985 please send the link I need to hear this 😭😭everytime I hear that sound effect I burst out laughing even when it’s unironic
This is a clear opportunity to make another Cal Chuchesta mixtape. Cal would go hard on most of these.
Soos ily
On God, he'd go hard AF
+1
Anthony trying to hide the fact that he actually liked all of them lmao
He's not hiding it.
@@YUMYUMYUMFOODFORDOG ok ob-fake music icon-ma
@@YUMYUMYUMFOODFORDOG not nice.
@@YUMYUMYUMFOODFORDOG stop being rude it’s a sin.
Shit I forgot I had that.
In history class last year we had to make a song about a historical event (our group did Chernobyl) so as a joke me and my group partners used multiple of these beats (10,16, and 19), mashed them over each other, and screamed at the top of our lungs in the background. We had a sub because the original teacher was pregnant so she was out for the school year. The substitute teacher gave us a 87/100 somehow...
it really does symbolize the pain and atrocities of Chernobyl. Really should have deserved an A+ but some ppl can't see art for what it is. You may have only gotten a B+ on the project, but you got an A+ in life. Congrats!
I loved messing with audio and video in high-school for projects. More educational than most of the activities they had us do.
*fucking upload that masterpiece right now or else*
Show us
100 gecs fans be like These beats be bangin' balls uwu
Yes and?
It's not just the best that's amazingly funny to me. Watching LeBron unapologetically vibe to the beat is just too perfect.
The bron jame
I'd love to see Alchemist or someone get these beats and try to salvage them with only what they are given
Bruh this could be a whole series with different producers every episode
ay love to see Domos album on your avi
Also take their laptop's chargers away so they have a time limit
Tbh Mike Shinoda could do it in about an hour
Alchemist would absolutely turn these bangers into HAYMAKERS
Just imagine a collab project between JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown produced by Distant Cry 🤣
That "DJ!" sample takes me back to messing around with keyboards in music lessons at school
“Right class stop playing the keyboards and listen please”
“DJ! EUGH!”
Sorry Mr Parry for making music a comedy class.
I think this is where the meme came from, shitty bandgarage songs
Yooo thank you for the shoutout! Respect to Distant for making these gems
Corey Feldman is about to go in on these beats for Angelic 3 the Core
Angelic to the Cor3
I unironically listened to number 10 a fair amount earlier this year. I couldn't break away from it, it was so fucking catchy. It was really annoying, but.. fucking hell.
I loved the comments. "This is gonna put us back in the hood", or, "'Metro Boomin, you want some more?' 'Nah I'm straight'"
Anthony "Dr Dre's beats aren't good because he's Eminem's father" Fantano
Lol didn’t think I’d see you here. Small world
@@barrettloweshow lol I didn't think this comment would get almost 200 likes
@@scuproductions dont let it go to your head, the joke was only a little funny 4/10
@@Pilgrim800 sorry
@@Pilgrim800 🤷 over 450 now
Number 19 is straight heat, a hood classic that is indeed certified
Yoooo!!! The man himself is getting recognition!! Love his series
@𖤐 stop talking
There's a level of competence that makes this good and fun. Anybody can just spam sounds but he's like actually crafting something to be bad
The beating Björk gave to the reporter wasn't enough...
Making these recognizable as beats is the real art, keeps you listening even though they’re so obviously terrible
I like how distant has the ability to actually make a good beat but always made us remember that he only use his powers for evil
Distant cry made it out the trenches 🥺
I love the way some of the beats make you feel at least 1% hopeful/sad that it could've had potential in the beginning, before they're inevitably fucked up with dolphin noises and the like. Class.
He definitely misses thatistheplan
Don't we all though?
What happened to that channel? Did Susan delete it?
@@frenchfry4017 iirc melon boi himself nuked it due to getting bad coverage at one point cause some of the memes were starting to get a lil "too spicy" for passing on lookers who didn't get what was going on
@@shman5000o yeah, he had to cancel touring because that article got him so much flack. I know that *some* sort of agreement was reached between TND and Fader, fuck Fader
The "DJ" sample from beat 14 absolutely killed me.
breaking news: Earl sweatshirt announces who will be producing the beats for his next album
Lmao
Distant already did East!
LMFAOO
DistantCry’s beats are no wave hip hop or somethin lol
Anthony: I'm feeling a strong 0 to a light 1 in this beat
DistantCry: That's the highest honor I could have
This guy is honestly gonna start a knew genre of hip hop with these beats. They're way ahead of our time, but this is the future sound.
Lmao you were literally correct. Look at some of the shit certified trapper is rapping over
That time is now…
i would LOVE to see a series where this guy does his worst to make absolute shit and then give it to a professional producer and see what they do with it. The worst beat 14 sounds genuinely like something El-P would be able to absolutely *murder*
Also the sound design on the percussive parts to make them sound both lowfi and like hot garbage is just… art
The dolphin sounds are iconic, the way they come in fucking makes my brain have a hard reset.
3:55 Also you aren't wrong considering the a beat making that works for Zelooperz and Danny called Bulletproof Dolphin makes bangers with Dolphin sounds in them.
Distant cry Definitely puts the funniest shit together. There is a whole genre of "worst beats ever" which genuinely mostly sound really shitty, however the distant cry beats have some genius composition and they do tend to slap.
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It's like when a talented artist attempts abstract art. It's a learned rejection of convention
These are legitimately awesome lol. Super fun and creative.
Mah boy DistantCry finally getting some recognition for his masterpieces
Melonhead is a YTP connoisseur, of course he's gonna love these beats or at least appreciate them.
jokes aside Cry is talented af and he knows how to do meme marketing lmfao i love him
Number 14 isn't even bad. Add some abrasive low bass kicks to the mix and you got yourself the next Death Grips single
I hate they’ve been getting better over time. Like he can’t even make them bad on purpose anymore because he’s so talented
You need 200 IQ to get the meaning behind of his music, he's truly a genius
Fav by far is the one with the random MJ "heehee" sample. Always catches me by surprise
Making horrible music on purpose is an aesthetic that I now cannot live without. Bless DistantCry 🙏💕
Melon conditioned us to listen to death grips so every one of these beats are naturally bangers
Now he's pretending we won't like these beats
I feel like there is a lot of effort in those beats, even if it is an effort to be deliberately bad. In a way that opens the window for them to be perceived as good in certain contexts, dunno, it's not like they're a product of incompetence.
6:30 HE CAME WITH THE CRAZY FROG SAMPLE LMAO
IceJJfish DistantCry
🤝
making euphoric music
Imagine you’re super hyped for a new track from your favorite artist and you hear “distant cry on the beat”
That's how you know it's gonna be a serious banger. El horsp type beat
We need a Cal and DistantCry collab!!!
finally, my man gets some recognition
distantcry is a fucking legend, thanks for talking about him anthony
The beat on 3:18 deserves some recognition, Crime side - tapehead . One of my favorite beats recently
Yoo thank you g, appreciate that!
In this video, anthony talks
Inspirational shit right here
My respect for vocal cords rn 📈📈📈
I had a friend who made beats kind of like this. It wasn't as bad, but it would always start out fire, he would just keep adding to it until it sounded like a jumbled mess, like he was never content with his drum loop, he always kept adding orchestra hits and cowbells and shit lol.
Currently, My Top 10 Favourite Hip Hop Beats of All Time..
1. Shook Ones Pt. II - Mobb Deep
2. Monkey Suite - MF DOOM & Madlib
3. 93 Til Infinity - Souls To Mischief
4. Da Mystery Of Chessboxin’ - Wu-Tang Clan
5. GAZZILLION EAR - MF DOOM & J Dilla
6. Skills - Gang Starr
7. Lynguistics - Cunninlynguistics
8. Jazz (We’ve Got) - A Tribe Called Quest
9. Norf Norf - Vince Staples
10. Survival Of The Fittest - Mobb Deep
Mine:
1.) Protect Ya Neck - Wu-Tang Clan
2.) Everything Remains Raw - Busta Rhymes
3.) A Little Soul - Pete Rock
4.) Butter - A Tribe Called Quest
5.) Straighten It Out - Pete Rock and CL Smooth
5.) Above the Clouds - Gang Starr
6.) Represent - Nas
7.) Trife Life - Mobb Deep
8.) 24/7 - Quasimoto
9.) Get It Together - Beastie Boys
10.) Let Me Ride - Dr. Dre
Just add Keep it thoro by Prodigy and Impossible by Wu tang clan and its a list.
this actually takes talent to do lmao
it's a crime fantano didn't listen to beat 9
I thrive off of negativity. Thank you for this
wtf is that profile picture mannn
@@dionysus7045 My profile picture is a drawing of Playboi Carti and Lil Uzi Vert kissing. Hope that helps
This sounds like what my friends and I used to make in high school trying to make something that sounded good
Anthony can you please elaborate as to why you played King Kunta on repeat?
DistantCry is a genius. I feel like you have to be really good at producing to be able to fuck something up THIS bad
Mr. Fantano, every single one of those beats are Dilla and Nujabes beats.
I like how he’s trying not to laugh most of the video and actually critique his works of art
I have worst beats unfortunately 🙎🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
I love that you're reacting to this, I thought I was the only one who loved this
love that Mr. krabs robot radio sample.
Love distant. Glad he’s getting the attention he deserves
with very few changes, jpegmafia or danny brown would sound legit fantastic on some of these
NOBODY:
FANTHONY BANDTANO: *Perfectly Articultes Chaos*
My favorite one from him is number 20 is where he says "donations" a bunch of times.
Ok Anthony you cannot put that tittle in a video reaction of Veteran by Peggy, that is very disrespectful Anthony
It takes talent to make a beat so bad that it's comically good
“You don’t understand experimental music”
Anothony is built! If I stood next to him I’d look like a pebble, he is like a building
I couldn't stand to listen to trash beats but thanks for watching Anthony
I luv you Luio 😘😘😘
Luiofficial
Distant cry is making a new wave of music
Yooo so happy to see Fantano listen to DistantCry haha! This is pretty dope man!
Y’all need to check out Konix. His beat “Hear Ye Hear Ye (Thomas Jefferson Type Beat)” is a highlight for sure 🔥🔥🔥
Melon can you please review David Hasslehoff's new album, Party your Hasshoff it's straight bussin bro
I WAS JUST LISTENING TO DISTANT CRY MELON YOU ARE MINDREADER
Anthony looks like drake
The Spongebob samples are gold
The beat at 2:28 litterly sounds like something AJR would do
Dude's music is like Cruelty Squad. It's aesthetically garish, but weirdly satisfying.
It’s just like Gorbinos Quest!
Im getting hella throwing up on a Tuesday vibes from this man
If he did remixes of The Most Unwanted Song.........that would simply be divine.
So we can all agree that Pink Guy was ahead of the curve when he made "Club banger 3000"
I disagree, Chris Browns “Rihanna Type Beat” was pretty good imo
Someone get that dude who keeps commenting "who else high af rn" on instagram onto one of these beats so he can actually murder his career the correct way