@@fish4814 The fact that a finished product even exists from that guy shows that he has SOME ability, but he really needs to learn when to take a step back and ask himself "should I sample the fart or not?"
@@zhubwat Clearly he's self aware if he called it "the worst beats ever created". Fuck it, no stopping just full send it. The fact the he created 26 of those is really the bothering part. He was probably laughing his ass off when he fucking sampled dolphin noises.
the fact that i'm coming back to these videos, listening to them, and kind of enjoying them makes me feel like this is some strange soundcloud stockholm syndrome
It was really hard to hear but in beat 15 at 10:58 especially I think they sampled the noise that plays when you select something at the self checkout at walmart. Like, when the computer says "insert card or select payment type" and you tap on the screen, the water droplet sound that plays. Absolutely unreal.
See that's the thing! He's clearly a talented producer. You can't make something this God awful this catchy. He just chooses to use his powers for evil and that just makes it funnier 😂
I actually recognize the DJ sample in beat 14! It used to be a part of my friends old keyboard where you can switch to sound effects and that sample would play when you switch to the sound effect mode lol
My old high school band director used to have the same keyboard in the band room and any time there was the SLIGHTEST break we’d be all over the keyboard spamming “DJ! DJ! DJ!”
In the last episode, Brown Man was complaining during Beat 9 about the overusage of the "aH" sample in both it and the past eight beats. Beat 10 then doesn't use the "aH" sample at all, tricking your brain into thinking "oh good, DistantCry has finally moved on from using that dumb sample". Then, in Beat 11, it is the MAIN SAMPLE, effectively keeping the tempo. Genius.
Correction: that was Minish Cap Fairy Fountain, which is A Link to the Past Fairy Fountain but with some faint white noise in the back and very slightly different instruments. Some of the actual notes also differ from A Link to the Past. You can kinda hear the white noise, especially in the beginning before the beat kicks in, so even if you can't identify the instrument difference you can at least hear it's not ALTTP. Don't forget about my man Minish Cap, y'all. He don't deserve to be disrespected like that.
Yknow. Distantcry genuinely shows the skill in his tracks to do phenomenal production work, like this guy could probably get an actual job doing it. I wanna see that success. I wanna see someone go from clone hero shitposting to actually producing for money.
I actually like these "worst beats", they are much too structured tbh. The only bad part are the sounds, but I like weird chaotic music like Machine Girl so it doesn't bother me lol
imma be honest Beats 10-15 might be one of the greatest creations on the worst beats ever created mostly because of how they the type of strange that hits different and because of how dead my music taste is
The first one’s start was decent, then It just shits itself. 11 sounds like something I made when I discovered you could import midi files in fl studio. 14 sounds like that Yamaha keyboard in most schools.
This is the sound of ADHD: Beat 10 - Man got a feature from a dolphin Beat 11 - A health Beat 12 - Djent 2022 ft. Unwanted social commentary Beat 13 - A $17 midi keyboard going super saiyan Beat 14 - The natural sequel to Donda (DJ) Beat 15 - Caribbean nuke type beat
i need a full version of the beginning of Beat 10. also, i recognize it from Baku Series, so now my mind can't unhear Broomstick saying "tf????" after the dolphin noise lmaooo
At 2:33 when beat 11 starts. Just that ENTIRE session. Can we all give the man RESPECT for HARDLY strumming!? That is how you KNOW he is a LEGENDARY PRO at Guitar Hero. I counted 16-17 TIMES that ENTITE SESSION. 😮
You know something is wrong when you think that Acai's text-to-speech alerts are actually part of the beat
Can’t like so it stays at 69
Yo Alex
@@Taib-Atte Acai’s producer tag right there
The thing that stops these beats from being TOTAL trash is the fact that they have rhythm
Arguably it doesn’t have that. The piano in Beat 14… I want to rip out my eardrums so even my bones can’t vibe
@@VVheeli You clearly just don't have the musical sophistication to understand polyrhythms.
Yes, it's a joke.
It also feels like most, if not all the beats have at least one element that actually slaps and could unironically work in different beats.
@@fish4814 The fact that a finished product even exists from that guy shows that he has SOME ability, but he really needs to learn when to take a step back and ask himself "should I sample the fart or not?"
@@zhubwat Clearly he's self aware if he called it "the worst beats ever created". Fuck it, no stopping just full send it. The fact the he created 26 of those is really the bothering part. He was probably laughing his ass off when he fucking sampled dolphin noises.
I just want to say that to the person at 5:00 who said that Beat 11 was an Uncertified Suburb Classic you made my sides go to orbit.
Amazing.
Sweet frawg's
this a sburb classic this some alpha kids music what the hell
@@bugfriendz this beat is a Mark J. Hadley classic
DistantCry is such a profound artist, they singlehandedly proved that whether or not something is a “beat” is subjective.
Well, everything is ON beat so I guess it counts
@@Vitorio582 "Just because it have a beat don't make it a beat" - Stevie Wonder
@@TheJargonKing “I can’t see the beat.” - Stevie Wonder
@@opt1ss "I can't see" - Stevie wonder
@@johnlowrey2572 "I can't" -steve
I'm waiting for beat 23, a personal favorite. They say Thomas Jefferson used to crip walk to that beat.
I see you are a man of culture as well
Honestly 10 is my favorite
“In the courtroom smackin tf out the bailiff…”
Everyone knows beat 7 is objectively superior. Also Tommy J died 40 years before that beat dropped. RIP
@@OscarGreenworth …da fuck?
can't wait until beat 25, probs the best out of all of them imo
Ahh the infamous beat 10. It starts nicely then the madness comes
he in the courtroom smackin tf out of the bailiff
@@alpha3ish ay turn that shit off.
TuRn It Up!?
*TuRn ThAt BuLlShIt OfF!*
My boy LUI tearin it up
The start of Beat 10 is actually a separate beat made my a legit Soundcloud producer.
@@friendlybane The beginning is made by Tapehead, check his YT
He unintentionally put those phone notifications in, there were just so many record labels trying to reach him that it just happened
And it just so happened to be on beat
"🤖 Distant cry on the beat 🤖"
Best producer tag of all time
All I will say is that this really cheeses my burger
this really beeses my churger
This really beegers my cheeser
The fact that I’ve heard more of these beats than real songs this year is astonishing
the fact that i'm coming back to these videos, listening to them, and kind of enjoying them makes me feel like this is some strange soundcloud stockholm syndrome
okay i commented this like a quarter of the way through the video then he made the same joke
fuck
sssss
Some Strange Soundcloud Stockholm Syndrome
It was really hard to hear but in beat 15 at 10:58 especially I think they sampled the noise that plays when you select something at the self checkout at walmart. Like, when the computer says "insert card or select payment type" and you tap on the screen, the water droplet sound that plays. Absolutely unreal.
Oh my fucking god it is that sound
It fucking IS. I HATE THAT.
beat 10 started off nice and then they played the plants vs zombies dolphin mp3 bro 😭😭
I've never seen Acai fighting for his sanity as much as in this saga
Counterpoint: Confusion Vol. 1-4
As you can see
They are slowly getting better.
*It scares me.*
It's devolving... But forward.
How did the saying go again?
*"It's not an evolution, but a level up"?*
See that's the thing! He's clearly a talented producer. You can't make something this God awful this catchy. He just chooses to use his powers for evil and that just makes it funnier 😂
the funniest part is whenever there's a bassline that completely swamps the mix out
Beat 10 sounded great at the start. Got some nice 90s hip hop vibes. And then got by a fucking porpoise
That's actually a beat made by a different person, it's called Crime Side by Tapehead
The second he sampled Fairy Fountain I broke down
I love how Beat 11 is specifically the GBA version because of how bit crushed that shit is
Damn I didn’t realise but now I hear it lol
I think it’s specifically the Four Swords one
Beat 12 legit knocked the wind out of me holy shit man
Wait where’s the audio from
@@stahduhst You mean the shouting? I'm pretty sure that's from R.Kelly's interview on Oprah
IT GOT MY MFING LIFE
I actually recognize the DJ sample in beat 14! It used to be a part of my friends old keyboard where you can switch to sound effects and that sample would play when you switch to the sound effect mode lol
My old high school band director used to have the same keyboard in the band room and any time there was the SLIGHTEST break we’d be all over the keyboard spamming “DJ! DJ! DJ!”
Yessir! Gotta love the Yamaha DJ Button
Acai wearing an Ocarina of Time shirt makes Beat #11 even funnier
These are some top tier beats. They always remind me of "Club banger 3000". May he rest in peace.
In the last episode, Brown Man was complaining during Beat 9 about the overusage of the "aH" sample in both it and the past eight beats. Beat 10 then doesn't use the "aH" sample at all, tricking your brain into thinking "oh good, DistantCry has finally moved on from using that dumb sample". Then, in Beat 11, it is the MAIN SAMPLE, effectively keeping the tempo.
Genius.
“Belcome wack” with the I am going to be Switzerland sound unironically made me laugh way too hard and the video hasn’t even started yet
Honestly this is just a testament to DistantCry's talent. It takes a certain kind of talent and skill to fuck a beat up like that dude does
DistantCry is the greatest producer alive.
That Link to the Past sample got me remembering how Nintendo got GilvaSunner and now I'm sad as hell
This is like the audio version of someone eating vanilla ice cream and throwing up an hour later. This is the taste of this music.
That last song is like when you stand up too fast and are just utterly disoriented for a second, but for a whole minute
This whole project has been a trip. Never have beats earned the title of "stinky" quite like these do
oh my god, they DID NOT sample R KELLY xD
OH YES
Ooh yeah baby R Kelly. The infamous interview breakdown
that dolphin sound sync with the notes is so funny to watch! LMAO
i cant tell if the music is getting better or if my music taste is getting worse, either way i think im ok with it
I love the look of sheer incredulousness when we go from actually okay beat to dolphin noises
beat 15 is freaking hilarious. idk why it made me laugh but it also kinda slapped.
the second beat actually sounds pretty good unironically
Immediately stressed at dolphin noises 😂
I feel like I just put my brain into a blender and water to make a smoothie and poured it back into my head especially during beat 13.
My heart goes out to DistantCry for making the perfect music for people that inspire to be artists, it teaches us what exactly not to do.
It's also the perfect music for people who need a creative boost.
Not just any dolphin, that's a straight up Plants vs Zombies Dolphin.
Beat 12 physically made me recoil holy shit
Correction: that was Minish Cap Fairy Fountain, which is A Link to the Past Fairy Fountain but with some faint white noise in the back and very slightly different instruments. Some of the actual notes also differ from A Link to the Past.
You can kinda hear the white noise, especially in the beginning before the beat kicks in, so even if you can't identify the instrument difference you can at least hear it's not ALTTP.
Don't forget about my man Minish Cap, y'all. He don't deserve to be disrespected like that.
beat 10 is like distantcry pulls you back up, introduces you to lui, and then kicks you back down
Do not watch this series without breaks. "belcome wack" alone sent me into wheezing hysterics and I might need an ambulance.
Yknow. Distantcry genuinely shows the skill in his tracks to do phenomenal production work, like this guy could probably get an actual job doing it. I wanna see that success. I wanna see someone go from clone hero shitposting to actually producing for money.
Letting this man cook instantly puts him in America’s Worst Cooks
i think beat 13 just proves that chemical plant zone actually heals anything it touches because i was still jamming
I actually like these "worst beats", they are much too structured tbh. The only bad part are the sounds, but I like weird chaotic music like Machine Girl so it doesn't bother me lol
imma be honest Beats 10-15 might be one of the greatest creations on the worst beats ever created mostly because of how they the type of strange that hits different and because of how dead my music taste is
The entire DistantCry saga sounds like every friday night funkin song combined
Beat 15 was on that "you are now breathing manually" shit
Damn, Acai really be out there juicing this collection to the max. Make 5 more videos of it
Beat 12 is definitely an unreleased Death Grips single
Beat 15 is what we would receive if we told aliens without context to make "popular music"
11:49 had me so confused, I thought my roommate was calling my name
Hope you get to 23, easily my favorite one DistantCry has done. Literally had me gasping for air from laughing so hard the first time I heard it
7:46 that hit me off guard harder than Mario slapping the 4 parallel universe out of Bowser.
The dolphin noise im dying--
Beat 14 is a very innovative way to use poly meter to shake up the hip hop scene
9:14 collectively enjoying the piano but not remembering where that shit is from
Murder On My Mind
Y'all noticed the offbeat piano on beat 14 was actually Murder On My Mind by Melly?
The first one’s start was decent, then It just shits itself.
11 sounds like something I made when I discovered you could import midi files in fl studio.
14 sounds like that Yamaha keyboard in most schools.
These beats made me (distant) cry
You can see the pain in his eyes with every beat 😂😭
It was so nice of lebron to record the videos for these charts
The Water Temple Boss coming up with the smooth aquatic Beat 11.
8:47 wtf that's the 'DJ!' sound effect that was on my first keyboard why is this making me nostalgic bruhhh
"In da courtroom smackin tf out da bailiff"
*Dolphin sounds*
"The fuck?"
This is the sound of ADHD:
Beat 10 - Man got a feature from a dolphin
Beat 11 - A health
Beat 12 - Djent 2022 ft. Unwanted social commentary
Beat 13 - A $17 midi keyboard going super saiyan
Beat 14 - The natural sequel to Donda (DJ)
Beat 15 - Caribbean nuke type beat
I’m glad y’all enjoy this man’s stuff! Can’t wait to see Alec’s reaction to 18, 20, 25, and 26.
I love how everytime you play these, it just reduces to *Reluctant Vibing*
10:00 host migration type beat
the background video for 13 being slung as if it's being click-dragged really adds to the experience
i need a full version of the beginning of Beat 10.
also, i recognize it from Baku Series, so now my mind can't unhear Broomstick saying "tf????" after the dolphin noise lmaooo
the opening sample of Beat 10 is called “Crime Side” by Tapehead
@@SirRJay thank you
idk how to feel about the fact that a small part of me thinks the audible diarrhea that is beat 14 almost slaps
15 is just an "ate bad shrimp that gave you diarrhea on a Hawaiian cruise"- type beat
0:21 “in the courtroom smackin tf out the baliff”
What if aliens find these and assume based on the dancing in the back that this is what we genuinely listen to and show up playing it to get our trust
Beat 15 actually sounds pretty good
I swear you need to get ready for number 20
donation
Donations
at 8:26 you hit us with the patented Schmooey splice HAHAHAHA
We are not even 45 seconds in and I already know that this is going to be a shit show LOL
But what no one knew was that the creator's name was short for "A distant cry for help"
The person who said nonce type beat in chat during beat 12 deserves a raise holy shit
Beat 10 starts out pretty fire but then it triggers my instinct to answer a call on my phone when I'm ALREADY LOOKING AT IT
You got me and my brother into Clone Hero and I just wanted to say thank you bro.
When the R Kelly interview came in I think I almost passed out
The persistent phone vibrating is giving me anxiety
This really cheeses my popcorn
And I prefer butter
Why does Beat 15 sound like P.I.M.P
I was going to play rb4 and listen to some good music, but this is arguably just as good
in the court room smacking tf out the bailiff
At 2:33 when beat 11 starts. Just that ENTIRE session. Can we all give the man RESPECT for HARDLY strumming!? That is how you KNOW he is a LEGENDARY PRO at Guitar Hero. I counted 16-17 TIMES that ENTITE SESSION. 😮
Not gonna lie if the beat 11 had normal samples it would actually be fire
10:02 what in the tortimer island from animal crossing new leaf type beat
This new Death Grips album SLAPS
That first one started good, but then just took a nose dive into the kfc deepfryer
You never know if it's gonna be animal sounds, candid, inflammatory voice-over, or a notification sound.
The piano sample on beat fourteen is the piano from "Murder On My Mind" by YNW Melly for those who are curious.
These them GameCube animal crossing type beats