Monologue: Banana Republicans | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @williamcortelyou4524
    @williamcortelyou4524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "She came separately, as usual."
    Damn Bill, politics aside, that was a savage burn.

    • @ACU_misfit
      @ACU_misfit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I give Malania credit for letting that orange slob impregnate her.

    • @huan1802
      @huan1802 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Actually, we need to do DNA test.

    • @edwardsponenberg5679
      @edwardsponenberg5679 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Maybe we should see the birth certificate.

    • @ACU_misfit
      @ACU_misfit 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      James Lourenco

    • @Lord_Bibulous
      @Lord_Bibulous 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Not that you'd be able tell he got burned. Considering he is so orange.

  • @danrion8839
    @danrion8839 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    "Exterminator is biased against termites" . lol.

    • @dominus3197
      @dominus3197 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      LiberalStick That metaphor is genius. Lol

  • @The13thPhantom
    @The13thPhantom 6 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    "Fat Nixon" lol

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      "no collusion" = "I am not a crook"

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The13thPhantom I really hope the name catches on. 😂

    • @redpillchristopher4513
      @redpillchristopher4513 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      The13thPhantom wasn't watergate /nixon about spying on political opponents.What did the memo have in it a paid for fake dossier paid for by a dnc/clinton a political party used as the cover to spy on political opponents campaign.

    • @mattlohr
      @mattlohr 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Later in the show, talking about "the Wall," he called Trump "Blob the Builder" :D

    • @stevers17
      @stevers17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      red pill - I suggest you go read up on it. You're obviously too young and too stupid to know anything about it.

  • @Elite-bh6pm
    @Elite-bh6pm 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Brutal as always Bill, you nailed it.

  • @ffsf739
    @ffsf739 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "She came separately. As usual". LOL

  • @toadjiang7626
    @toadjiang7626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    From now on, every criminal in US should also write and publish a memo to show how biased against them American cops are, I bet that will keep these criminals out of jail.

    • @terryfuldsgaming7995
      @terryfuldsgaming7995 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toad Jiang its working for the republitards!

    • @golammorshed9082
      @golammorshed9082 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Toad Jiang hey a serial killer, mafia leader, robber, arsonist, rapist, drug dealer and assaulter got away from the "bias" law enforcement. When the law enforcement checked that he didn't pay his tax, that was the limit for them to arrest him

    • @OceanTopInc
      @OceanTopInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      First Trump has not been charged with anything, and will not be. Secondly you have not even read the memo. If you had you would understand what was really going on and how the FISA warrant was obtained via deception. Your comment is like a giant sign on your head that says " I do not know anything about this, other than what I have been told to think" Try reading, thinking and applying some of what ever education you had....... your comment really has nothing to do with the facts, the truth or anything other than a brainwashed version of reality. Read the document, study the law and then come back to me with a reply other than libtard triggered words like Racist etc.

    • @OceanTopInc
      @OceanTopInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      You almost understand what is going on.........BUT you failed to understand that the memo is about the crime of the DNC run by Hilary, paying for a fake dossier and using that bought and paid for pile lies to open a FISA warrant to spy on Trumps people. The FISA warrant that was obtained illegally by the FBI who deliberatly did not tell the FISA judge that the DNC had paid the author of the Fake Russian Dossier to write it.....and that he, the author was on record as saying he hated Trump and would do anything not to see him elected. SO YES, GETTING THEIR FRIENDS IN THE FBI TO GET AN ILLEGAL WARRANT BASED ON A FAKE PAID FOR DOSSIER. You see you almost had it right........ apart from you got everything wrong. LOL

  • @2005blackpearl
    @2005blackpearl 6 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    An as Australian watching this situation from a distance I got just one question for you. Will the 100 plus million people who didn’t vote last time vote next time? If all this doesn’t show that elections have consequences then I don’t know what does.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No, they won't.

    • @stevers17
      @stevers17 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Saun - it truly depends what's on TV that night. Unfortunately, I'm serious.

    • @stormwatcher59
      @stormwatcher59 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      (1) They would have to make it easier for people, not harder like they have been doing!!!
      (2) Gerrymandering is bullshit and people feel helpless against it....(powers that be love that!!)
      (3) The Electoral College must go!
      Bottom line, you can't just blame those people who didn't vote cause there is more to it.
      Many of them would have but their polling places had been shut down, moved out of their reach or some other bullshit making it hard (in many cases impossible) for them to vote.
      If this type of corruption comes to an end, more people will vote!

    • @arcajeth626
      @arcajeth626 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaun People that don't pay attention to what is going on should just keep staying home. Ignorant voters will just make things worse.

    • @sugarhighmegaming5008
      @sugarhighmegaming5008 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shaun Nope. But they’ll make a twitter post about how stupid it is that he won again. My generation is full of hypocrites. I have a policy now of asking them if they voted anytime they bitch about politics. If they didn’t, then just hush. They’re part of the reason this mess is happening. -_-

  • @princessdi50
    @princessdi50 6 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Not “Fat Nixon”!!!! LOL!😂😂

    • @thisutuber
      @thisutuber 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      _The Post_ is so funny on Nixon, gurgling curses into his phone all alone at night

  • @shellymercurygaga9164
    @shellymercurygaga9164 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    exterminator is bias against the termites LOL perfect metaphor

  • @johnnycto7576
    @johnnycto7576 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Yowza, Bill is on fire tonight!

    • @OceanTopInc
      @OceanTopInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now that is an excellent idea.

  • @thehighguarduk4820
    @thehighguarduk4820 6 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Fat Nixon" my all time favourite description of Trump!

    • @nancychisholm5399
      @nancychisholm5399 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheHighGuard UK Cadet Bonespurs is my fave!

  • @eec589
    @eec589 6 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    Yo memo is so stupid, it was renamed Donald Jr.

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Eric Trump: *"FaTherrr.... I'm The sMaRt oNe fAtHeR!"*

    • @tyrannasaurruss6329
      @tyrannasaurruss6329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Nice.

    • @johnedwards1968
      @johnedwards1968 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are 'yo Memo' jokes a thing now?

    • @eec589
      @eec589 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Despicably Irascible Rapscallion Yes

    • @MrBitviper
      @MrBitviper 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL

  • @rynegreen7902
    @rynegreen7902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I feel it unfair to compare Trump to Nixon. Nixon while a horrible man, was very smart. Now if trump was called “stupid Nixon” that would be more appropriate

    • @arcajeth626
      @arcajeth626 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ryne Green There is also the fact that there was actual damning evidence against Nixon.

    • @rynegreen7902
      @rynegreen7902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yourname Here I didn’t support Hillary but trump is clearly an idiot. Only reason he is president now is because there are somehow even dumber people who support him against all logic

    • @OceanTopInc
      @OceanTopInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryne Green....... somehow I doubt your IQ is much over 95, so be careful about who you name an idiot. Are you a billionaire ? Did you become The Most Powerful political figure in the world...... beating about 19 other professional politicians........ attacked by almost 95% of the media, and spending a fraction of clintons billions spent on her campaign. If that makes him an idiot what does it say about you?? I know who I would put my money on. If idiots can become Billionairs and the president, then you have no excuse for not doing the same.......... unless you are an even worse idiot. ???

    • @rynegreen7902
      @rynegreen7902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ian Fenn wealth is hardy a good indicator of intelligence, especially when you inherit most of it, have your daddy connection and have other people manage your business (trump just sell his names for other to use). He even bankrupted a casino, something which should be easily unavoidable. Also trump won the presidency simply because of luck due to running against one of the most hated politician in the country. And he didn’t even won because the people were for him, he lost by 3 million votes and simply won because of a outdated system. Fun fact for you, Steve Bannon warm Trump about the 25th amendment and he said “what’s that” and didn’t knew what the nuclear triad was which is something you should know about when you are running for fuckin presidency. His old professor said he was the dumbest student he ever had. And winning presidency doesn’t mean you’re smart, it just mean that your voters are just as stupid (in many cases more so) as him. Trump is just a good conman, but it isn’t hard to be that when you con dumbasses.
      Hell even people in his own administration admit he is a moron. They have to keep his attention by mentioning his name in briefings or he lose interest. Luck is the only thing that had gotten him this far. Had he not have these things and was born in a lower class family, he would be homeless on the streets right now

    • @rynegreen7902
      @rynegreen7902 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ian Fenn and you know what, an idiot can become a billionaire in the country we live in as long as you were born to wealth (like trump), inherited your daddy wealth and business (like trump), have your daddy (like trump), and sell your name for other to use (like trump). Don’t act like being rich make you smart because when you have money to begin with, it become a whole lot easier to make money.

  • @ZachTheRantingGuy
    @ZachTheRantingGuy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    This was an amazing show Bill! Man you could tell that Anthony was so triggered at the end of the show. lol!!!!!!

    • @wgo523
      @wgo523 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      when you start calling the person you're arguing with "mean" you probably don't have a very good argument.

    • @rebeccamitchell2391
      @rebeccamitchell2391 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      B

    • @4urluvjones155
      @4urluvjones155 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Mooch? That guy's a punk.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I've never seen anyone as robotic as Mooch on that show. Triggered is a good word. He was painful to listen to.

  • @joansnow4013
    @joansnow4013 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Thank you BIll,,,

  • @afroblue6711
    @afroblue6711 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "A shock collar in case she made a run for it." Hilarious! Too damn funny!😂😂😂

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    the 'slow moving coup' is Chomsky's term for how government's been acting since 1945.

    • @timothyamaraobrien
      @timothyamaraobrien 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      will crow TRUTH!

    • @Sharonformation
      @Sharonformation 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      We've been warned by many for decades and even as the coup is in its final stages, too many still aren't listening.
      “The American fascists are most easily recognized by their deliberate perversion of truth and fact. Their newspapers and propaganda carefully cultivate every fissure of disunity .…They claim to be super-patriots, but they would destroy every liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. They demand free enterprise, but are the spokesmen for monopoly and vested interest. Their final objective toward which all their deceit is directed is to capture political power so that, using the power of the state and the power of the market simultaneously, they may keep the common man in eternal subjection.”
      Vice President Henry A. Wallace, April 9, 1944.

    • @Itcouldbebunnies
      @Itcouldbebunnies 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sharon Rants
      Time to start fighting back, America✊
      www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/03/resistance-now-thousands-organize-to-defend-robert-mueller

  • @endlessfreedomful
    @endlessfreedomful 6 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    Trump: I am the White house.
    Palpatine: I am the Senate.

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Trump's as big as a house, but he's orange.

    • @williammurphy6428
      @williammurphy6428 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not yet

    • @Marchant2
      @Marchant2 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ian Fenn - a Trumptard who thinks they aren't a turd of the world and are in a position to judge others. You are the bottom of the toilet bowl, where the heaviest shit falls to and where the entire planet wishes didn't exist in the first place.

  • @rj6593
    @rj6593 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you Bill..for all you say out loud...truth with a laugh included.

  • @tyrannasaurruss6329
    @tyrannasaurruss6329 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'm pretty sure that when he said James Comey was a trump appointee he meant to say Christopher Wray, also an old colleague of Mueller.

    • @BatmanHQYT
      @BatmanHQYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tyrannasaur Russ correct. Comey was an Obama appointee

    • @DeathlyTired
      @DeathlyTired 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Confirmed by Senate 93-1 in favour.
      Rand Paul was the lone dissension. 41 of 45 Republican Senators voted 'yea' on his Confirmation - there were 6 non-votes; 3 R, 3 D.
      www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/roll_call_vote_cfm.cfm?congress=113&session=1&vote=00188

    • @resplendentpeace
      @resplendentpeace 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for that, I was wondering why he said that about Comey.

  • @JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters
    @JAppJohnAndrewPatrickPeters 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the best monologue so far Bill! Love it

  • @kuriaki71
    @kuriaki71 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well said Bill.

  • @TheLifeOnHigh
    @TheLifeOnHigh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The memo was a fat Nothing Burger with mayo and pickles.

    • @IamErik31
      @IamErik31 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe a cheeseburger that a certain POTUS will wanna eat in bed perhaps?

    • @omenroc1
      @omenroc1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s like Trump’s Benghazi...

  • @laurenceellis6256
    @laurenceellis6256 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    A slight fan of Bill Maher from U.K. 🇬🇧

  • @samimotag
    @samimotag 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well said👏👏👏

  • @timothyamaraobrien
    @timothyamaraobrien 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Slow-moving coup! Let's get the phrase out there! It's so accurate!

  • @wasthere1
    @wasthere1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    brilliant tonight Bill

  • @gixellia8455
    @gixellia8455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great show, Bill! :o) Thank you.

  • @ameyagokhale5123
    @ameyagokhale5123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    How can you read CJ as DJ??? I mean even Kids know the difference.

  • @QuicksilverCooley
    @QuicksilverCooley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    they wrote it ...so true...lol

    • @ynkybomber
      @ynkybomber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Quicksilver Cooley based on evidence of crimes moron. Are you so blind you can't see felony offenses?

    • @brentsaylor1725
      @brentsaylor1725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Based on declassified information. It's not like they made it all up out of thin air.

    • @QuicksilverCooley
      @QuicksilverCooley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so all i have too is write me memo and i can free some of my buddies, now that all it's take lmao...wow...glad to know that moron

    • @QuicksilverCooley
      @QuicksilverCooley 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol...but they show 4 sheets or paper tho ...lol...about nothing you
      dumb fuck

    • @princegrove2434
      @princegrove2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who care if it was written by a Republican. It doesn't change the evidence the memo contains. Bill Mahr is using your stupidity and you fell for it haha you dumb fuck.

  • @antonystringfellow5152
    @antonystringfellow5152 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Murder case in court:
    "Your honor, I ask that the court disregard all the evidence provided by the witness, as it's clear he's biased against murderers."

  • @monilith811
    @monilith811 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Its amazing how accurate all of his projecting is

  • @vegardstensen4815
    @vegardstensen4815 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Amazing monologe Bill!

  • @edwardmaxwell3951
    @edwardmaxwell3951 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Nunez memo is a big disappointment. Yaaawn.
    Robert Muller proceed please!

    • @Illumirage
      @Illumirage 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's what you'd like us to think. But it's actually worse than watergate.

  • @Roberto-mu1wd
    @Roberto-mu1wd 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Boom boom! nice one Bill!

  • @ChillStreamsLive
    @ChillStreamsLive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Please, Bernie, run in 2020!!!!!!!

  • @judgegixxer
    @judgegixxer 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Nunez memo is like the kid in grade 2 who shows up late to class with a note from his "mom" that was written by his best friend in crayon.

  • @taqiyasir8086
    @taqiyasir8086 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Real Time with Bill Maher must be on 5 days a week instead of just one day !!!

  • @fredgfysmith6171
    @fredgfysmith6171 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I started using the name Banana Republicans 18 months ago so fitting.

  • @ToniHendersonMayers
    @ToniHendersonMayers 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great job! Funny!

  • @mikeconley9590
    @mikeconley9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Bill done went and took the gloves off.
    Bout time.

  • @jehoshuaphat
    @jehoshuaphat 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seems like there are only incomplete sections of the monologue, panel discussions, etc., being shown this week.

  • @Ind3mnity
    @Ind3mnity 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    They have got to be putting a laugh track over this.

  • @henfran4912
    @henfran4912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I'm with actual facts and the truth. None presented here. Here say. Flagged!

  • @davidbarreto9510
    @davidbarreto9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Never once linked them to climate change.

    • @OceanTopInc
      @OceanTopInc 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What do you know about the climate? Studied it have you? I doubt it very much, because otherwise you would not have posted this.

    • @davidbarreto9510
      @davidbarreto9510 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      changes in our planet's atmosphere did not cause Hurricanes Harvey or Irma. But the consensus among scientists is that the effects of climate change, such as rising sea levels and warmer oceans, made those storms far more destructive than they would have been in previous decades. (From an article by cnn)

  • @scottmcfadyen8329
    @scottmcfadyen8329 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yes..i must pace myself...

  • @marcusmelodious8475
    @marcusmelodious8475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    If you can understand this show's content, laugh with it, but most importantly agree with its logic, you needn't take an IQ test. You are by default an intelligent, progressive human being. I'm not an American, but I binge on American television. His is by far the best show when it comes to political humour. Above Oliver, Colbert or even Jon Stewart from the past (then again Jon's was a daily show). Even the numbers and viewership attest to it. Hardy ever reaches more than 2 million views. Which is obvious for there aren't too many intelligent human beings in the world. Mediocrity sells.

    • @marcusmelodious8475
      @marcusmelodious8475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alright, each to their own. Anything that is expressed as an opinion or a conviction can be considered brainwash material. For it possesses the ability to change, to make others agree. Those who do agree are deemed brainwashed by those who do not. I'm not saying Bill is right all the time. I'm saying his content is way better than anything out there. Some of his puns are worth a replay. How effortlessly they seem to fit into the situation, some alluding to a completely different yet equally important story. Its not at all easy to be writing such stuff. As someone who develops content, hats off to the writers, the producers and Bill. That is why most people do not get him. You really have to be intelligent and possess the ability to connect the dots to fully understand his content. Btw, of all the hosts (apart from Jon) Bill has the most love for his country. His passion, even after so long, exudes as if he were a little boy singing the national anthem on July 4th. Every show I watch. Is why he gets so angry so soon. You tend to get angry with things you love, when the things you love aren't functioning right.
      His content and his passion have gotten him on HBO. Even Alex Jones appears passionate, he gets angry on youtube about his country. Yet, he attracts the mediocre, for it is false passion and anger. Smart ones can distinguish it immediately. The stupid ones cannot. You can fake almost everything. Very very difficult to fake passion. Bill isn't faking it. Alex obviously is. Also, he believes the govt is making frogs gay. lol
      Amigo no hard feelings bro. You may stand right on your position and I may stand right on mine. It really matters not. Its but TH-cam.

    • @marcusmelodious8475
      @marcusmelodious8475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What you think about me or what I think about you is irrelevant. Matters not to me. I am not here to seek validity from you nor do I wish to offer you validity. I'm quite aware of my self, my abilities and my convictions. So, yeah. Matters not what we think about each other.
      Never said Bill was a patriot. I just said he loves his country. Patriotism is perverted love, blinds you against the folly of that entity which your are in love with. Even if the thing you are in love with is pure evil. Bill loves his country, sure, but he definitely isn't a patriot. Bill will never fight a war for his country. And he is right to do so. There isn't a need to be fighting wars in 21st century. However, to keep up the false patriotism, attain material and induce fear, politicians still do it. A patriot will fight for her/his country, without logic, reason or common sense. For patriotism is a construct of emotions not logic. Bill's dialogue, content and actions are that of a logical man, logical pothead rather, more than an emotional patriot.
      Of all the great men that have walked upon this earth, really, Bill Maher my hero. lol Come on man! Heroes are men of honour, respect, unswerving resolve and great sacrifice. Bill is but an intelligent pothead, whose content is gold. Hemingway's content was gold. Voltaire's content was gold. If you can bring yourself to read their words, and understand them. You are intelligent. You'd agree to that if you read their work. Doesn't mean they are my heroes. They are good reads, definitely. Some pieces worth agreeing to, some novellas worth agreeing with. However, they aren't necessarily great men. There are no great men left. So, Bill isn't my hero. My hero is a man you aren't aware of, perhaps most of the world isn't aware of. He's the one who's revived the philosophy of non-violence. Such great men, they are worthy of being called heroes. Not Bill Maher. Please keep your prejudices to yourself.
      And as far as my bubble. I live in what you'd consider the third world. Far far away from the west. I'd need to live in two bubbles if that were the case.
      3 and half hours. Really? I am not spending 3 and a half hours on anything. Jones, Joe or Bill. Work is all that deserves 3 and half uninterrupted hours of a man's life. Nothing else. So, I am not gonna watch it. I shall work instead. Anyway, this bickering shall never cease. So, take is as my final reply.
      But, before I shall leave, if you want readers to agree with you, construct your written pieces in this format:
      Premise. Evidence. Conclusion. You've only offered premise in each of your replies. Without any evidence as to why I am bubbled, brainwashed leftist, why does watching Bill, Colbert or Steward make you unhappy now, or why the frogs are becoming gay. Goes on to show how bubbled I am in scientific reasoning. You definitely aren't stupid. But you sure as hell aren't intelligent. Nevertheless, if you are young, learn. So you may teach your child how to destroy bubbled, brainwashed leftist. Both the leftist and the right are pricks in my opinion. Given to material more than family. Wish you a pleasant Sunday.

  • @jamesrekula1841
    @jamesrekula1841 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Had I attended the SotU, I would have heckled with, "Thanks Obama!"

  • @jueshua148
    @jueshua148 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Was hoping that Bill would have the guts to talk about what the MEMO said, but of course he didn't.

  • @judgegixxer
    @judgegixxer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Trumps toupe is modeled after a corn flake.

    • @LardGreystoke
      @LardGreystoke 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      popcorn flake if the wind is blowing.

  • @nedthumberland
    @nedthumberland 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The summary of the whole "memo" hubbub: "Look at what I've found to turn things around for our team! It's something I wrote!"

  • @nathanwinchester8787
    @nathanwinchester8787 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    What do we have to do to get Ben Shapiro on your show???

  • @outseeker
    @outseeker 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    referring to trump as Fat Nixon is possibly my fave name for him ever :)

  • @ryana1140
    @ryana1140 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    You’re getting old buddy! Step aside and let “more shorter trees than you get sun light” 😂

  • @aishx
    @aishx 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Devin Nunes Nothing Burger - 2 pieces of untoasted bun with nothing in between served with 2 weeks of hotair

  • @NxDoyle
    @NxDoyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I think Bill lost his way leading up to the "who put them in charge?" gag. It was really weirdly keyed.

  • @isaacg3327
    @isaacg3327 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The only good thing about this administration is the comedy in generates in response to its incompetence. Bill Maher is brilliant as usual!

  • @michaelreeves6441
    @michaelreeves6441 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The memo was a bombshell.

  • @josephharskamp5576
    @josephharskamp5576 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fuck, now this is savage. Love it.

  • @tilog6839
    @tilog6839 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fat Nixon"! So appropriate, LOL!

  • @pepe6666
    @pepe6666 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    HAHA she came seperately

  • @scottmckenzie5476
    @scottmckenzie5476 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thought the same where was a D to stand up and yell "You Traitor" instead of you lie. Everyone with sense knows the traitor lies. Outstanding monologue.

  • @richardwhite688
    @richardwhite688 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    The groundhog used for Groundhog Day is kept in a cage except for February 2 every year. A pretty piss poor life if you ask me, it's basically a small jail.

  • @kennedykariukin
    @kennedykariukin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fat Nixon !!!!! 😂😂😂 OH LAWT!!!!😂😂😆

  • @nonenone8201
    @nonenone8201 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I felt the president delivered a very good speech.

  • @maricardona7495
    @maricardona7495 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oh Bill... you are such a tool of the leftists. I do enjoy watching your rants and the reaction of the sycophants in your audience. Funny, you ARE a Trump rally! All you do is inspire us more and for that we thank you!
    Cheers!

    • @LuGer212
      @LuGer212 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      How are you doing today?

  • @empirepatriotnetwork2253
    @empirepatriotnetwork2253 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fact: 2nd week in row I have +$60 in my paycheck!!!!!!
    Thats $1.50/hr RAISE!!!!!!!!
    THANK YOU MR PRESIDENT!!! I am so grateful.
    Salaried employee, no extra hrs, yet this $$ allows for a new car!!!!(nothing fancy)
    You are an angel, making America great again everyday.
    GOD BLESS YOU!!

  • @bevsputler5455
    @bevsputler5455 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Now there's some real facts no fake humor for u lol

  • @shecat1964
    @shecat1964 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Im getting pretty sick of the poor Milania jokes. Nothing poor about her. She chooses to stay with that moron. She knew what he was like. Has put up with it the whole time. She lives a good spoiled life. She could leave if she really wanted to.

  • @antonystringfellow5152
    @antonystringfellow5152 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fat Nixon" LOL!!!!!!!

  • @TheHalhalhal
    @TheHalhalhal 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great 😂

  • @snacktime2497
    @snacktime2497 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Still not first.

  • @billyboylb
    @billyboylb 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fat Nixon." LOL Good one.

  • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
    @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    McCarthy would be so proud of what this country has become over the last year.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Fat Nixon' I can see the T shirt now. "I am not a crook... I'm a *big fat* crook!"

  • @okka57
    @okka57 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    BANANA REPUBLICANS should get a country of their own! South of Belize somewhere!

  • @solejur7772
    @solejur7772 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yeah where is the liar guy... Lol

  • @Shiva108
    @Shiva108 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "she came separately, as usual"...

  • @schloops8473
    @schloops8473 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fat Nixon"... good one :D.

  • @Magnusfication
    @Magnusfication 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fat Nixon!!! Love it!

  • @jimspotswood277
    @jimspotswood277 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Nunes: “I haven’t read the FISA applications, but THIS IS EXPLOSIVE!!!”
    Gowdy: “I have read the FISA applications, and this is all bullshit. Oh, also, I quit.”

  • @smartiepancake
    @smartiepancake 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    canned laughter says it all

    • @paulcoy9060
      @paulcoy9060 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      If they had canned laughter, why would they choose the track with that loud, annoying woman on it?

  • @-NoneOfYourBusiness
    @-NoneOfYourBusiness 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Funny to see Maher laughing about Trump reading on his teleprompter while he's reading his own monologue (that his team of writers wrote) ... on a teleprompter himself.

  • @ClintHollingsworth
    @ClintHollingsworth 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    'Fat Nixon"... I so hope that goes viral...

  • @pvbaelen
    @pvbaelen 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny no mention of Strzok, Page or McCabe.

  • @Churificcom
    @Churificcom 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fat Nixon!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....I can't breathe!!!

  • @donny9590
    @donny9590 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Scaramucci was so uncomfortable.

  • @Joegoulart
    @Joegoulart 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    To be House Intelligence Committee chairman one should not be at least "intelligent"?

  • @JRMusic933
    @JRMusic933 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ok y’all were complaining about stagnant wages a few months ago before the tax bill was passed. And you blamed it on reaganomics. Now your back saying wages have been climbing for years. Suuuuure

  • @tomellis4750
    @tomellis4750 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    So difficult to listen to the wonderful Bill Maher with the audience hooping at every reference to anything.

  • @chrisleech9340
    @chrisleech9340 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fucking hell. They’ve really turned it up to 11 now. Come on Bill.

  • @StruggleGaming
    @StruggleGaming 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Correction, wages have been stagnant since the 80s

  • @donaldswamp2501
    @donaldswamp2501 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Fat Nixon! Will be using that. Lol.

  • @lurking0death
    @lurking0death 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    No great truths disclosed. Just people interrupting and talking over each other.

  • @georgebakerjr7366
    @georgebakerjr7366 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Don't ya Love Winning ?

  • @michaelyoung2518
    @michaelyoung2518 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Melania should've say save some of the tax payer's money and took the cab.

  • @noobarmy855
    @noobarmy855 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Sometimes at the end of a witch hunt, you find a real witch

  • @sea_triscuit7980
    @sea_triscuit7980 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well he did "Drain the Swamp" only problem is he decided to fill it with raw sewage

  • @Zogca
    @Zogca 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    It does not matter who wrote the memo, what matters is - is it truth?

    • @jesterssketchbook
      @jesterssketchbook 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i heard charles manson wrote it

    • @Zogca
      @Zogca 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you saying the legitimacy of the dossier was not justified with reference to a Yahoo News article, the content of which was based on information provided by the writer of that very dossier, Steele? When Steele revealed that he was the source for the Yahoo News article, which undermined the validity of the application, the FBI fired him!!! Steele's role in the article invalidated him as a confidential and reliable source, yet he remained the key source in requests to renew the warrant!!!

  • @adonisfernandez3425
    @adonisfernandez3425 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    When he mentions the exterminator, I though in Sarah Connor. Now that I think of it, the Terminator was Republican: White, pro gun and hate single moms.