Monologue: WTF Is Going On? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • @francesco8000
    @francesco8000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +707

    The fun thing is that the only reason Trump inauguration will be remembered is the fact that the day after there was the biggest protest in america's history.

    • @whoatemyhummus
      @whoatemyhummus 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Also the most pointless protest in America's history.

    • @Horny_Fruit_Flies
      @Horny_Fruit_Flies 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      +whoatemyhummus Nope. The more people demonstrate their disgust for Drumpf, the faster we'll get rid of him. And we'll get to see some of those tasty, salty Trumpster tears who can't stand to watch their god get ridiculed.

    • @josephranaghan8986
      @josephranaghan8986 7 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      You misspelled "The largest organized protest in the history of the human race". Trump had people protesting him on ALL SEVEN CONTINENTS. He is literally globally reviled. Just because YOU'RE too thick to understand why it was a big deal doesn't change the fact that it was.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's sad, considering there has been so much more worth protesting about. LMAO

    • @francesco8000
      @francesco8000 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think that make sure that people remember that Republican are a minority in power is pretty important.

  • @tootsla1252
    @tootsla1252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +787

    Ha!!! "The difference between Trump and Scientology? Scientology has better celebrities."

    • @codycigar4409
      @codycigar4409 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kathleen Coulson doesn't make sense

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ...and John Travolta...

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know dear, I know.

    • @Eliphas_Leary
      @Eliphas_Leary 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ...and that's AFTER a lot of scientologies celebs have left. Sad.

    • @MrJabez89
      @MrJabez89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kathleen Coulson I see you also watched the video

  • @adsensedd
    @adsensedd 7 ปีที่แล้ว +655

    Thanks to Trump, comedians have never had it easier..

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bob yeah Chump will be laughing when he gets impeached and thrown to the curb!

    • @Heimdal001
      @Heimdal001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hey man, don't bring trouts into this. Fish aren't fucking the country over like Trump is.

    • @tizodd6
      @tizodd6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Heimdal001 Incorrect. It's common knowledge that the love of trout is the root of all evil...duh.

    • @steliosoctavios
      @steliosoctavios 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you had Bush junior for 8 years!

    • @timy9197
      @timy9197 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This election has been great comedy material. Both Hillary and Trump.

  • @hydernoori146
    @hydernoori146 7 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    Bill don't turn your show into another echo chamber..please don't.

    • @waltersobchak6
      @waltersobchak6 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Hyder Noori it's too late. Bill was always such a voice of reason on the left for so long but I'm afraid Keith Olbermann is rubbing off on him

    • @GGLEEME
      @GGLEEME 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyder Noori ????? Curious how so?

    • @leongama89
      @leongama89 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Walter Sobchak fucking truth dude... We lost a good one. Bill has a personal bias against Trump now since he got sued n all

    • @YorktownUSA
      @YorktownUSA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hyder Noori No. No. I want him to. I want ALL of them to. The faster their shows die horrible deaths the better off the Republic is.

    • @ButcherGod
      @ButcherGod 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's becoming another The Young Turks, and it's saddening....

  • @smackfanxion
    @smackfanxion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    People who dont get why Trump needs to be deposed are annoying. Hes the leader of the whole fucking country and hes not on the same page as anyone else in that country... there is a disconnect between the leader and the lead.
    Idk how people havent figured out what a mockery this is of America. People so far up there own ass they would rather double down on idiocy than admit this is shameful.
    Bill Maher on point as always. We feel your pain man.

    • @metriccruiser
      @metriccruiser 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he seems to have connected to someone, I mean he was elected president.

    • @smackfanxion
      @smackfanxion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Dont confuse 'connected' with 'used'.
      ...and I was refuring to his pathological need to lie about fucking everything. The core of this sentiment is that Trump is intensely delusional. Thing like the "Millions of people" he lies about just being some of the more blatantly delusional things. While most if not all of the other positive claims he makes are without any fact base.
      Hes disconnected from reality and thus the reality of the country. Regardless of whether or not he says something profound.
      Perfect example: Draining the swamp. People love hearing this. They also love ignoring who hes putting in power. AKA, doing the exact opposite of his claims.

    • @gaulishrealist
      @gaulishrealist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +Grammar Jew
      Shitlibs like you are disconnected from reality. Ultratolerance and mass immigration aren't working, in case you haven't noticed. Unless you are a crony democrat, then mass immigration will get you future voters. Too bad enough Americans made the right decision and stopped your nonsense. We didn't just win an election, we are winning the culture war.

    • @smackfanxion
      @smackfanxion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +German Ignorant, Im not a lib. Usual piece of shit jumps on the good old lib hate train trying to act like they scored a hit. Go point your black&white finger somewhere else.
      Even if I was Id still be in the right compared to you racist pissants.
      You sir are a massive and selfish moron who only sees the things they want to. That kind of blind nut licking that gets humanity into each era of ignorance and bigotry.
      No argument, no matter what you say or do will ever change the fact that the persistently inbred right has voted in a scam artist... ew... artist is to nice a term. Conman will do I suppose. Conman, failed business man with a spotted history that makes Mexican murderers and rapists look like Mormons.
      You are an idiot in prison whos bent over to grab the soup then stuck his fingers in his ears and started singing to ignore the pain.
      The day you cunts stopped caring about the truth you may as well have stuck a gun in your mouth. Ofc... what else is America good for if not ignorance. Nice ironic nickname though.

    • @buzzardbait4
      @buzzardbait4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What a moron!

  • @VeracityLH
    @VeracityLH 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "They're just signed tweets."
    Nailed it.

  • @liyev
    @liyev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +413

    who is looking forward to the next whitehouse correspondence dinner?

    • @chriscam4165
      @chriscam4165 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      They'll pick a comedian who will go easy on him.

    • @kendomyers
      @kendomyers 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      liyev
      when Trump brings out Putin style journalist assasinations...

    • @jacklandon9933
      @jacklandon9933 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Crowder is probably polishing his stuff as we speak.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      We already saw the Trump roast on CC. It wasn't that good.

    • @ljb5163
      @ljb5163 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Which comedian would agree to do it?

  • @mikee101
    @mikee101 7 ปีที่แล้ว +472

    Love ya Bill, actually I love anyone who shits on Trump...

    • @elcajondavid1
      @elcajondavid1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You must of liked Obama shitting on you.

    • @Dadcookslive
      @Dadcookslive 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      no you don't. you type stuff on the internet while he controls your life.

    • @elvinlategan9857
      @elvinlategan9857 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Your life even more because you love to be told what to do .

    • @anonymouscoward7559
      @anonymouscoward7559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      snarky comments and mocking is the same as debate to the left.
      keep standing up for your countries enemies FIRST and you own people last.
      You want you enemy to invade cause you hate the right well you cunts would be the first to die.

    • @bonmot7850
      @bonmot7850 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You're right, because you bitches would be hiding behind us.

  • @jeetchoudhury3833
    @jeetchoudhury3833 7 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    I wish Trump was an Alternative Fact

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      he was the president in an episode of the Simpsons and even there he was a disaster

    • @TheSensfan09
      @TheSensfan09 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bob Herrick is that the name you are using now mr Trump?

    • @Cat-vs7rc
      @Cat-vs7rc 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you heard what jenna jameson said about bill maher though? he has been preaching alternative fact of his own

    • @jeetchoudhury3833
      @jeetchoudhury3833 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      * an alternate universe. Get it together.

    • @smackfanxion
      @smackfanxion 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Legalize weed and he will be. :P

  • @freddytravale4741
    @freddytravale4741 7 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    CANADA IS LAUGHING AT YAS

    • @musikundlyrik9364
      @musikundlyrik9364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      +Freddy Travale Not just Canada, but the entire world.

    • @ariashepard8512
      @ariashepard8512 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most of the world is shit so I wouldn't pay attention to us.

    • @ericcartman5722
      @ericcartman5722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think Canadians don't have much to laugh about after Harper you have Trudeau, the world is laughing at you too

    • @dogukancakmakci9419
      @dogukancakmakci9419 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ipruben RR As someone from outside the US i can say that absolutely no one is laughing at Canada. The US on the other hand...

    • @ericcartman5722
      @ericcartman5722 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well, I am, and I am not from the US

  • @Brett710
    @Brett710 7 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    I just want everyone to have a good day, no matter the political affiliation

    • @Kraze777
      @Kraze777 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Brett Armstrong thanks, you too!

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Annabelle B -- He's not stealing anyone. He won and you're just sour about it.

    • @dannyboy12357
      @dannyboy12357 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No. we have to be nasty to each other this is the comment section on the internet.

    • @321192ify
      @321192ify 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I want the protesters to have a terrible day. fuck them.

    • @tomself6505
      @tomself6505 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      bill, should I, too, have a good fsy?

  • @ARichardP
    @ARichardP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:42 “It can’t really go on like this for four years, can it?”

  • @jennbright07
    @jennbright07 7 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    executive order- signed tweets lol

    • @tootsla1252
      @tootsla1252 7 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Jennifer Brightwell
      ha! Loved that one!

    • @squeekersj-s1408
      @squeekersj-s1408 7 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Awesome comment! I found myself laughing, then shuddering, then crying!

    • @arthursoria5410
      @arthursoria5410 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Squeekers J-S

  • @ggraves7321
    @ggraves7321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I hope that medical people look into Trump's mental capacity. I believe that he is dealing with DEMENTIA and I am very serious. This country needs to be proactive before he does more damage that we can not recover from....this is not a joke.

    • @samhugh4965
      @samhugh4965 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      G Graves I think he has narcissistic personality disorder.

    • @wilhobbs207
      @wilhobbs207 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Sam Hugh
      Every politician has narcissistic personality disorder

    • @johnon6466
      @johnon6466 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      "medical people"...idiot

    • @LJY08
      @LJY08 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Obama didn't. Sorry, he didn't. He cared, he really did.

    • @ggraves7321
      @ggraves7321 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I agree that he is a narcisstic personality and antisocial personality but he is also showing signs of someone with early dementia and they have a responsibility to call this out and do whatever the law is when we have someone mentally incompetent to remove them from causing harm.

  • @bekkylove742
    @bekkylove742 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    It should be mandatory that Congress watch both Real Time and after show on TH-cam.

  • @PeanutsAssorted
    @PeanutsAssorted 7 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Sometimes weathermen disagree on what the weather will be like tomorrow... but not on what it was like yesterday" That sentence right there needs to be yelled at the White House every time they try and use the Alt-Facts line

  • @dailydanks6685
    @dailydanks6685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Bill Maher always keeping it💯 👍😎

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No weak tea there!

    • @ShadowFire1985
      @ShadowFire1985 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wrong Bill is an unfunny liberal propaganda machine. A sad shadow and reflection of what he used to be.

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Lewis Who is Wrong Bill? Is it O'riley?

    • @anniesue4456
      @anniesue4456 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Justin Lewis oh bullshit the GOP is a sad shadow of what it used to be

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Not Bill O'Reilly! Bill O'Leary, Mrs. O'Leary's son whose dice playing hooligan friends started the Chicago fire and blamed it on a cow.
      "That's wrong, Bill!"

  • @alanc6406
    @alanc6406 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    now I remember why I stopped watching his show

  • @johnathansmith454
    @johnathansmith454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Bill Maher isn't funny anymore
    He's turning regressive
    I used to love him

    • @MusicILike-cy4et
      @MusicILike-cy4et 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Johnathan Smith You mean you disagree politically with him and because of that you no longer find him funny?

    • @KeetyPooh
      @KeetyPooh 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Stick to the bullshit Rubin Report if you want an apathetic passive scared to take a stance.

    • @MrSinister718
      @MrSinister718 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True. I can't laugh at jokes made on faulty/illogical premises.

    • @johnathansmith454
      @johnathansmith454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Music I. Like
      No
      Because, just saying Donald Trump, qualifies as a punchline
      Some of his jokes are good
      But beating the dead Donald Trump horse
      And being disingenuous is not funny
      I think for myself and you should too

    • @johnathansmith454
      @johnathansmith454 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrSinister718
      I respected him more when I couldn't see his biases

  • @sammy7819
    @sammy7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Seriously we need to vote again, Let's have a do over

  • @kylestubbs8867
    @kylestubbs8867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "Yeah, sometimes weathermen _do_ disagree on what the weather is going to be like tomorrow... BUT NOT WHAT IT WAS LIKE YESTERDAY!"
    -Bill Maher, 2017

  • @CaliDreams1
    @CaliDreams1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love "the executive orders are just signed tweets". Yep that is about right.

  • @thecodgamer57
    @thecodgamer57 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Bill Maher should run for president in 2020

  • @TokinTaylor
    @TokinTaylor 7 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    When you have to compare the presidency to the last thirty minutes of goodfellas, you know we're in trouble.

    • @kenaaron5162
      @kenaaron5162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bubblegum Witch true that

    • @kenaaron5162
      @kenaaron5162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Douglas Quaid that made no sense....

    • @rgoddess1113
      @rgoddess1113 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Douglas Quaid- Sounds like you are homophobic. Don't worry no gay man would want you or any straight woman.

    • @avoozl07
      @avoozl07 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      @rgoddess1 that gaping hole between your legs says otherwise. :)

    • @WellSightData
      @WellSightData 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You IS bad!

  • @cool555breeze
    @cool555breeze 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Signed Tweets" is the best description I have heard yet!

  • @thelegend312
    @thelegend312 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Is this the same group that laughed at Ann Coulter, saying 'Trump will win'?

  • @Nextgengrim
    @Nextgengrim 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Ahhh. Four good years of BILL Maher. That's the bright side.

  • @johnmckenna6162
    @johnmckenna6162 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Bunch of Trump trolls on this comment board. Bill Maher is sharp as a tack and funny as hell!

    • @elcajondavid1
      @elcajondavid1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please share whatever you are smoking. :)

  • @albertodue9571
    @albertodue9571 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    this guy is a f****** genious

  • @TheSateef
    @TheSateef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    we need bill on every day in these dark times to help make sense of all this BS

    • @WellSightData
      @WellSightData 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Or at least get us to laugh at tragedy.

    • @mlpfanboy1701
      @mlpfanboy1701 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Steve Haigh as well as Stephen Colbert, Samantha Bee, Trevor Noah, Seth Myers, Jimmy Kimmel, and John Oliver. They are the gifts from God in these difficult times, why he chose them as the gifts and not a deadly heart attack against most of the GOP I will never know but still.

    • @lastfirst2021
      @lastfirst2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Steve Haigh
      Dark times!!?
      I hope you are still alive after a year living in dark times. Tell us how dark it was, have’t you reached the dark ages yet?
      Don’t forget to explain how shiny and hopeful the situation was before the dark ages started.

    • @allthesmallthings1041
      @allthesmallthings1041 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Pussy

    • @mike47734
      @mike47734 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mlpfanboy1701 Trevor Noah sucks though

  • @MysticNic
    @MysticNic 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The weather part was gold

  • @illegalcommenter4300
    @illegalcommenter4300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I am not tired of winning yet.

    • @maximeprometheas
      @maximeprometheas 7 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      And your bastard president is not tired of whining yet.

  • @snaggiz
    @snaggiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Loved the whole weatherman line, its so true!

  • @9465anders
    @9465anders 7 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    Trump won't make it through his term, TOO CORROSIVE !!

    • @barrylough2863
      @barrylough2863 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I so hope you're right!

    • @FiveSigma72
      @FiveSigma72 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I'm going for fragged by his own secret service. Fingers crossed.

    • @roder51
      @roder51 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +jimmyjones05 Looks like your opinion can be summarized in the last 3 words.

    • @robertriter4077
      @robertriter4077 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wishful thinking a fact does not make. We're boned.

    • @guitardogg8438
      @guitardogg8438 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'd say based on the pattern we've seen so far, its more likely that by 2024 we'll be in full blown nuclear winter after successively waging war with Iran, North Korea, China, then finally Russia. Better start building your bunkers people! Shits about to get craaaaazyyy!

  • @sharksfan2041
    @sharksfan2041 7 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I love the part about how weather forecasters may disagree with how the weather will be tomorrow, but not how the weather was yesterday. That analogy pretty much sums up Trump's "alternative facts".

    • @tuberyou1149
      @tuberyou1149 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      She most likely meant alternative interpretation of the facts as a whole. Not the facts themselves which, if they were alternatives, would make them theories or conjecture. However, she blindly stumbled into some free publicity and didn't want to correct the record.

    • @sheilamansell5634
      @sheilamansell5634 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sam Maluth that is a killer joke!

  • @lancefisher8358
    @lancefisher8358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +273

    in a world were shovels, ladders, helicopters, and airplanes exist.... tell me how effective a wall is?
    I'm listening

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It worked for the Israelis.

    • @lancefisher8358
      @lancefisher8358 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Tyler C. That's because citizens are drafted in to their army when they graduate to serve 4 years.

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      and boats lmao

    • @nonmagicmike723
      @nonmagicmike723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm pretty sure the wall will be electrified with armed guards patrolling it. If you couple that with automatic deportation of illegals, it'll deter most of them.

    • @snaggiz
      @snaggiz 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Tyler C. Sounds ambitious and extremely expensive, I'm intrigued to see how functional it'll be especially considering no one but American taxpayers are paying for this one.

  • @Ravenmacabre13
    @Ravenmacabre13 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how the only people who defend trump online are generally trolls. They know what they're saying is bullshit but they really do enjoy the lulz.

    • @am8115
      @am8115 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or the Russian progranda machine 😕

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Raven:
      What exactly and in specific are you referring to?

    • @am8115
      @am8115 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      In care you don't know, it's pretty well known that Russia has been trying to influence American politics in response to the sanctions the US has placed on them. One of the ways they do this is by controlling online comment sections on TH-cam, Facebook, and Reddit.

  • @leanneb9529
    @leanneb9529 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    People do you see what happens when you don't vote???
    Hopefully we've learned from what happened with this Trump circus.
    Come on people VOTE...

  • @eduardorivera4343
    @eduardorivera4343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Bill Maher turned into a "funny" guy Now I laugh AT him.

    • @eduardorivera4343
      @eduardorivera4343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His anti trump is oil in water...

    • @eduardorivera4343
      @eduardorivera4343 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Just as greasy too..

    • @paladin400
      @paladin400 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Blow me snowman

    • @widdershins3476
      @widdershins3476 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Eduardo Rivera aren't you a mckenna fan? how the hell did you get dragged into the trump mentality?

    • @eduardorivera4343
      @eduardorivera4343 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm more anti-Hillary than a Trump fan. Anyone but Hillary! I'm a RON PAUL FAN.

  • @lemsko
    @lemsko 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    what will his bodyguard shout when there is a attack on him:
    "Donald Duck"

  • @bermybeauty
    @bermybeauty 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This is probably one of my favourite monologues of all time.

  • @8Jud3
    @8Jud3 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This headline is my inner thoughts exactly---WTF is going on?!
    Rollercoaster on just week 1. Popcorn refill,please.😅

  • @BrianK-fz5fr
    @BrianK-fz5fr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMG I LOVE Bill Maher lmao

  • @guilloteuy1
    @guilloteuy1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Gimme a break Americans! If you disliked Trump so much you should have gone out and voted against him instead of staying home watching TV.
    You hate Trump? His win has made you cry? It's all on you average American citizen. All those marches and speaches against Trump make me sick, IT'S YOUR FAULT HE'S YOUR PRESIDENT! You didn't vote against him, you stayed home. You have no right to cry over that now.
    Enjoy Mr. T.

  • @bkdascenzo
    @bkdascenzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The Abilify comment was fabulous!!

  • @r.a.m6211
    @r.a.m6211 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:18 5 years later and this still kills me 🤣

  • @TheDominantSloth
    @TheDominantSloth 7 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Some policies I'm right wing and others I'm left wing. Just complying with one side just means you don't have to think anymore.

    • @lllool8404
      @lllool8404 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totally agreed. Well said!

    • @lastfirst2021
      @lastfirst2021 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well said!
      That’s difference between a free thinker and a follower.

    • @fandomewhisper
      @fandomewhisper 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      agreed.

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I agree as well, but there are sometimes where you have to he all right or left because then you won't have two choices anymore.

  • @nmorgart63
    @nmorgart63 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i laughed so hard at the abilify joke, thanks I needed that!

  • @2020raindrops
    @2020raindrops 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Haha, spread the love!

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      You make no sense.

  • @mimperial1982
    @mimperial1982 7 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    OMG this was hilarious. My gut is hurting. Hahaha. Bill Maher is great!

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You have an opinion!

    • @allenluis7360
      @allenluis7360 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      hehe, that's how America fail, too much fucking comedian

    • @tammyoliver5264
      @tammyoliver5264 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      and you have your alternative facts lmao

    • @MidnightCrash
      @MidnightCrash 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably the most unfunny person on the planet. Painful to listen to. Can I have those 5 minutes of my life back?

    • @shedd45
      @shedd45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      MrJaeberhard you're just mad that he's stating facts, and Trumptards hate facts.

  • @pegfarrar309
    @pegfarrar309 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Our own tea party except with more teeth and no spelling errors on the posters--just hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! genius bill, as always!!!

  • @blonderockstarSusanna24
    @blonderockstarSusanna24 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    love bill maher!!! he's so funny!!!

    • @vicster1962
      @vicster1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He's got a lot of great writers on his show.

  • @johnmuirsgrand5335
    @johnmuirsgrand5335 7 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It is amazing how many points Bill hits dead on. Parallel lines.💜

  • @lidiamartinez9989
    @lidiamartinez9989 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs in these times! I ❤ watching your videos!

  • @sahayeda5220
    @sahayeda5220 7 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    trump: "Oh executive orders? I can do that?!" *whips out a pen *

  • @CubsFan2023
    @CubsFan2023 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The war on facts. No truer words.

  • @beastd4177
    @beastd4177 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Bill would make a great president

    • @ceddyy1
      @ceddyy1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      He Would but we need him right where he is

  • @ZandeKongo
    @ZandeKongo 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I missed comedians making fun of the American President. Obama wasn't perfect but you couldn't make fun of him. Not because he was black, but because he didn't do, or say (overtly) stupid and crazy things. Trump is a gift.

    • @FingersMcGeddon
      @FingersMcGeddon 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think that will be the silver lining of Trumps presidency: low hanging fruit for comedians.

  • @adeebtariq3153
    @adeebtariq3153 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank you!

  • @Hi-to-ri
    @Hi-to-ri 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    you're the best Bill

    • @Rickswars
      @Rickswars 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hes the best for rim jobs, ask Trump!

  • @BrianK-fz5fr
    @BrianK-fz5fr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    It's gonna take many years to get rid of trump stench out of the white house and the foot note in the history books. He will go down as the US most embarrassing president EVER!!!

    • @cftvdata
      @cftvdata 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, I think last week at the Capitol pretty much sealed the deal on that one.

  • @liegelord1971
    @liegelord1971 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hahahaha sweet poetry of sarcasm and satire

  • @Psicokass
    @Psicokass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Wow, one of his greatest monologues!

  • @sammy7819
    @sammy7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I'd vote for Scooby Doo instead of trump lol

    • @sammy7819
      @sammy7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neither has trump! lmao!!!!

    • @Sergeant_Camacho
      @Sergeant_Camacho 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      but he won!! lol

    • @sammy7819
      @sammy7819 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he need to take his horny ass back to the hotel, as for president hey everybody make mistakes lol

    • @BrianK-fz5fr
      @BrianK-fz5fr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol me too

  • @sonair2
    @sonair2 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the women have it thank you ladies..you will conquer

  • @ryanruggero9957
    @ryanruggero9957 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Signed tweets written by Steve Geobels... I mean Steve Bannon.

  • @a.joseph518
    @a.joseph518 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I guess not a lot of people know bill is back..

  • @robertwilson80
    @robertwilson80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "hey.. maybe i should ask my doctor is Abilify is right for me".. lol

  • @carriehope4597
    @carriehope4597 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I fucking love you bill maherrrrr

  • @evelyngarcia2931
    @evelyngarcia2931 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill, I love U!

  • @paul1x1
    @paul1x1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It’s funny to see how naive people were everyone thought he would be a disastrous president but the reality of trump is a thousand times worse than even the most pessimistic people dreamed

    • @SilortheBlade
      @SilortheBlade 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's funnier is how people have to twist into pretzels to justify their not voting.

  • @mikehawk5988
    @mikehawk5988 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    These so called jokes are getting so old fast

  • @nadoudoudou7947
    @nadoudoudou7947 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    he is so funny, even if you are a bit scared of what could next happened , he brings laughs and it feels so good, its really a great form of intelligence !

  • @towermoss
    @towermoss 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Commenting from the future. It stays this crazy.

    • @cftvdata
      @cftvdata 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Commenting from early 2021. Trust me - it gets way worse.

  • @EmenatorSP
    @EmenatorSP 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Laughed so hard I took a trump in my pants.

    • @ZeroOskul
      @ZeroOskul 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      No, he's in my back pocket, not yours.

  • @Comrade_Jason
    @Comrade_Jason 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh, look when they still thought it was a joke....

  • @TheClairemyst
    @TheClairemyst 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Lmao.. Obama's hands are Bigger too and have you seen the smile on Michelle's face? Meanwhile Melania looks like she needs to be rescued

  • @kRis-rn6so
    @kRis-rn6so 7 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    More people are in the audience of Bill Mayer than were at Trump's inauguration.

  • @sepehrdaghbandan7356
    @sepehrdaghbandan7356 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    One of Bill's best.

  • @markototev
    @markototev 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Invest in Salt folks. Stock prices are going to skyrocket consistently over 4 years.

    • @logicreasonandevidence
      @logicreasonandevidence 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nah. Salt is being flooded into the market by Democrat tears. Looks like a good short.

    • @cyber151
      @cyber151 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And in deodorant for all of trumps liars for hire sweating bullets making shit up and twisting bs things he says to try and defend him. Also id suggest investing in exxon mobile. Since you now have a traitor with a conflict of interest as your new sec of state. Damn. That position always has losers hmm?

    • @josephsimien8910
      @josephsimien8910 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      osi prediction Dow 1000 at the end of trump regime.

    • @josephsimien8910
      @josephsimien8910 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Logic, Reason, and Evidence now we know how you lost your family's Fortune!

  • @GabrielTravelerVideos
    @GabrielTravelerVideos 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That was awesome, great stuff!

  • @ad2094
    @ad2094 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    New Rule: If someone's criticizing Trump, respond without mentioning Hillary or Obama. Just defend him logically, on his own merits and the validity of his actions and arguments...if you can.

  • @rk9sbpro83
    @rk9sbpro83 7 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    I will never understand how 60 million people got tricked into voting for Trump.

    • @vigbeanfan
      @vigbeanfan 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I find it difficult to believe that people voted for a piece of lying, treasonous crap that is Hillary Clinton.

    • @5bagsofpopcorn
      @5bagsofpopcorn 7 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      vigbeanfan yeah, now you have an administration full of CEOs that will surely act in favor for the small man.

    • @nobodyknows6040
      @nobodyknows6040 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That's what you get when you have barely average education spending and the highest military spending in the world.

    • @michaelkolbe670
      @michaelkolbe670 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      can't believe there are people that think that vote counts.

    • @agustopinochet792
      @agustopinochet792 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Simple. Identity politics. Dems only give a shit about a gay trans non binary muslim they never talk about my problems. the right is better than that shit any day at least they talk about thing that affect me rather than costal liberal issues that affect .3% of people in america

  • @SMALLYOUTUBERARMY
    @SMALLYOUTUBERARMY 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    You KILLED me on the Ray Liotta part.

  • @paulrenfrew6137
    @paulrenfrew6137 7 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    You're doing a great job of uniting America Donald . NOT .

  • @tyronemcelhennon8594
    @tyronemcelhennon8594 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Could we ever have a Bill Maher or Jon Stewart to run in 2020? Fellow TV comedy personalities, yet with so much more intelligence and honesty. If a delusional billionaire, with NO political backround can LIE his way into office, then why not a genuine and real entertainer do likewise? I'd vote for either, less of a mess and more harmony.
    So who's Trump firing next? Watch out Pope Francis....

  • @oliversissonphone6143
    @oliversissonphone6143 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    "it can't go on like this for four years"
    It did indeed go on like that for four years 😬

  • @inkevinsworld
    @inkevinsworld 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    it seems like trump supporters forgot that these talk show hosts are comedians. don't get worked up over a comedian. You just make yourself look silly

  • @williamjameslehy1341
    @williamjameslehy1341 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's so weird that Trump winning broke Bill's brain, and it somehow turned him conservative.

  • @questthefuture
    @questthefuture 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    American talk show has never been more funny and explicit, It is outstanding with Trump providing the best subjects Loooolz, I think I will enjoy watching all four years long and may be longer. Can not be better.

  • @robg8001
    @robg8001 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    LOCK TRUMP UP!

  • @patrickwheeler4918
    @patrickwheeler4918 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Bill Maher: "I mean seriously? Trump, WTF
    Audience: "WOOOOOO HAHAHA"
    Bill Maher: "Like seriously, TRUMP"
    Audience: "WOOOWOOOOWOO"
    Bill Maher: "Like he's racist and sexist"
    Audience: "WOOOOWOOOO HAHA"
    Repeat for every late night show on T.V

  • @diegoalvarezdelorenzana7364
    @diegoalvarezdelorenzana7364 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I died at "i want a pony, done."

  • @mairoist
    @mairoist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The WALL just got 10 feet taller!

  • @bernaismailovska4524
    @bernaismailovska4524 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As an atheist I am ashamed youre supporting hillary. I thought atheists were supposed to be smart and not fall for games played by the media and establishment, but rather look for facts.

  • @peristalticreaction
    @peristalticreaction 7 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pure comedy. Nothing is funnier than watching Bill Maher going hysterical over PRESIDENT TRUMP.

  • @ashadows666
    @ashadows666 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Sooooo why arent you guys in Canada yet like u all promised?

    • @6644pmr
      @6644pmr 7 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Austin H can you imagine if everyone that thought or thinks trump is a psychopath would move to Canada? There would be hardly anyone left in the US to keep it running.

    • @jmacgiii
      @jmacgiii 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wtf you smoking

    • @aslanmane
      @aslanmane 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We only want Trump supporters up here in Canada.

    • @dangero4559
      @dangero4559 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We would love to have more liberals here in Canada! More people to reduce the size of the Conservative vote

    • @2126Eliza
      @2126Eliza 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Austin Unknown My stuff is here. And we're waiting for Trump supporters to die of overdoses and lack of healthcare. Could be another four to eight years.

  • @col.cottonhill6655
    @col.cottonhill6655 7 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    *WINNING NEVER FELT SO GOOD TRUMP 2020!!!!!!*

    • @gabrielahanna3156
      @gabrielahanna3156 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Drama of Rock n Roll , FUCK ALL TRUMP FOLLOWS!!!

    • @lking1540
      @lking1540 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Drama of Rock n Roll were you in the meteor party?

  • @janicewolf1912
    @janicewolf1912 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love you Bill. Watched you long time

  • @heyerhanson936
    @heyerhanson936 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    are You..are WE..GOING TO STAND BY AND WAIT FOR MORE TO HAPPEN..???