Jeah, everyone has a better lawyer, Even the Guyana who defend Themselves Aline, eben fools therefore have better lawyers, Greens just thinking: „we invented democraty for that? Screw it!“
If Trump and Kim Jong Un actually meet and Trump somehow actually pulls some kind of Hail Mary and de-escalate the situation without making a bad deal. I think I'd shit myself.
Fifty 1 Fifty: To start with, that he's insane, illiterate, impulsive, there's chaos, he'll be impeached any day, resign any day, everything with RUSSIA, the market will never recover, jobs will never come back, no foreign leader will respect him, he doesn't understand economics, he's about to fire Mueller, Kelly, McMaster, and Tillerson, tax plan won't work, he's a dictator preparing concentration camps, will create WW3 by moving our embassy to Jerusalem, the Wolff book will take him down, the 25th amendment will take him down, releasing the Nunez memo will destroy our security, tariffs will be a disaster, he's not doing tariffs, he's deporting all DACA people, loves Nazis while his son-in-law, daughter, and grandchildren are Jewish, and on and on.
MagaMan - You do know that Trump hasn't actually solved anything with North Korea either, right?! He agreed to a meeting that hasn't taken place yet and now the White House is putting conditions on having the meeting, like many of us expected. Oh, and thanks for proving that only racists and assholes still support this Idiot-in-Chief.
M D Im not trying to be a dick but what does it say about the entire establishment, Clinton & Bush dynasties and 15+ other candidates, and entire media that fought against him winning and lost... how can you not be smart and accomplish that?
Scott Mckenzie yea because Putins the reason why Hillary collapsed at the 9-11 event and didnt even visit Wisconsin once... must have been that $15 in facebook ads were the reason why she couldnt fill an orthodontists office worth of people at a rally lmao. The russians also told her to fuck over Bernie Sanders losing her the youth vote.
If you're Christian ( or religious) you've already proved your ability to believe anything, no matter how silly it is. The gullible hypocrites will still support him.
As Forbes magazine pointed out, he'd now have more than twice as much had he taken his inheritance and just invested the whole thing in a stock index fund-instead of pretending he was a business genius and wasting much of it.
Guess I can't do much more than congratulate you for being able to see things like that. Sadly, what I see is an inflated, self aggrandizing, three times bankrupt sack of cheeto colored lard - And those are qualities that I don't find the least bit sexy. Personally, I've always found Melania to be distant and cold.
Dragon Fox you know Charlie Sheen use that same term. Look what happened to him😅😅😅 have fun being a follower being led buy a flip-flopping dictator. Don the con is jealous because Obama had something that money can't buy. It's called a happy marriage. And it drives Trump crazy😅😅😅 have fun with your Don the con sex doll
Instead of giving orange fuhrer credit for just reserving the date, wait until something actually happens. Given his history on everything, there's good reason to hold off the parades.
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"And also, it's in Sean Hannity's mouth."......... Hahahahahaha!
Yep, that was epic!
That was great.
that was hilarious af
the best ENDING!
That absolutely killed me.
" It's in Sean Hannity's mouth" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gidget Trevathon They have wipes that can make it feel better
Gidget Trevathon, another triggered snowflake who can't take a tenth of what he dishes out...
Gidget Trevathon How? He's not sucking up to Trump
I lost it at that last line about Sean Hannity.
Its in Sean Hannity's mouth...I almost shit myself..... didn't expect that....lol
Jeeeezus that was _savage..._ and I love every second of it :-)
7:02 "And also, it's in Shawn Hannity's mouth... " I was like "oooooooooooh"!
That last joke killed!!
That last second Sean Hannity line was brutal, wish the video didn't fade out so quickly there.
That is was the last joke before the first guest and the audience just went berserk it was amazing.
Love the joke you faded out to there at the end.... hilarious!
Bill was on fire tonight.
yes, I agree, almost every line today was a punchline.
You mad?
You're so mad. Bruce Jenner is a Republican.
shedd45 Yep, first two gags were hot.
Bill can't wait to watch your live commentary on the impeachment party 😂
Don’t make fun of Stormy Daniels. She’s doing more to “resist” than most.
Never thought I'd see the day where a porn star came across as more reasonable than our president.
She does have a better lawyer
Dragon Fox name is pretty gay
Jeah, everyone has a better lawyer, Even the Guyana who defend Themselves Aline, eben fools therefore have better lawyers, Greens just thinking: „we invented democraty for that? Screw it!“
Bill Maher was on fire 🔥 With that monologue !
The Punisher cómo te gusta presumir lo pendejo
ROCKET MAN AND RAIN MAN monologue
Best title so far.
You can't make this stuff up. Bill is a master.
No one roasts people like Bill Maher.
Jane Leelavathi Sup, Jane?
James Lourenco how can one still call it fake news after those indictments?
Ahmad Khan by being blind and deaf
James Lourenco ain't reading that shit you copied from a reply to someone else....
James Lourenco Corporations like News Coro don't give a fuck about journalistic integrity.
*Anyone else think kim jong un is just trolling Trump?*
MrBibi86 Or Maybe Trump is Trolling Kim. I mean he did win by trolling
trolling each other ... what could go wrong?
That happens a lot to a stable genius.
You speak truth to power.. we the people .. thank you Bill!
50 Shades of Orange!
Bill Maher's show is raising a lot of rainbows these days. Good content writing.
You're the best, Bill Maher!!!
This is one of bills best monologues yet
"one of the" and "yet" somehow doesn't fit together
CJ amen
Black Rod got a link?
last joke was a straight up homicide.
slice
"And also it's in Sean Hannity's mouth". LMAO XD. I'm dying
If Trump and Kim Jong Un actually meet and Trump somehow actually pulls some kind of Hail Mary and de-escalate the situation without making a bad deal. I think I'd shit myself.
Caspian Sea I'll wait and see but what lies?
I’m sure you still wet yourself everyday
Fifty 1 Fifty: To start with, that he's insane, illiterate, impulsive, there's chaos, he'll be impeached any day, resign any day, everything with RUSSIA, the market will never recover, jobs will never come back, no foreign leader will respect him, he doesn't understand economics, he's about to fire Mueller, Kelly, McMaster, and Tillerson, tax plan won't work, he's a dictator preparing concentration camps, will create WW3 by moving our embassy to Jerusalem, the Wolff book will take him down, the 25th amendment will take him down, releasing the Nunez memo will destroy our security, tariffs will be a disaster, he's not doing tariffs, he's deporting all DACA people, loves Nazis while his son-in-law, daughter, and grandchildren are Jewish, and on and on.
Wooohoooo steel tariffssss protectionism!!!!
*and de-escalate the situation without making a bad deal* it's to be expected that he finally undoes his stupid escalation
OMG! Bill you are awesome.
Absolutely right on and 100% true in every way.
As soon as I saw Rain man 😂 I hit the thumbs up, but I have a feeling Trump will take this as a compliment!
He should.
Trump wishes he had the social skills of Rain Man.
rain man wishes he is the president like trump
Trump has the social skills of a man who takes a dump in the street.
MagaMan Can you imagine if Obama had suggested meeting with Kim? Conservatives would STILL be crying about him being a wuss for negotiating.
MagaMan - You do know that Trump hasn't actually solved anything with North Korea either, right?! He agreed to a meeting that hasn't taken place yet and now the White House is putting conditions on having the meeting, like many of us expected.
Oh, and thanks for proving that only racists and assholes still support this Idiot-in-Chief.
mr slick Rain Man would make a better president than Dump.
Bill was on 🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Trump will be punk'd on this play date.
wow he's right: it is a sad day in the kingdom when a porn star has a better lawyer than the president of the united states.
That's good, rocket man and rain man. Lol😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I would put good money on the table saying that Dennis Rodman gets appointed as the first Ambassador to NK within a week of that meeting.
That would be one way of filling the many US- Ambassador post around the world that are vacant
I’m surprised Rodman didn’t testify under Congress about his time in NK
New Message Hell, add my money to that one too. It's not like it'd be the craziest Trump ever did.
You are a bit late, Stephen Colbert proposed this yesterday.
It's ridiculous that this is genuinely feasible at this point
This was more of a roast then a monologue. Hilarious & well written roast.
Weak laughing 😂😂😂😂Brilliant😂😂😂😂
This is by far one of Bill Maher's best monologues this week
One day I’ll meet Bill Maher.
Love from Pakistan 😍😍
Dragon Fox haha ew. What’s that supposed to mean?
Gidget Trevathon you do know Gidget, people can meet outside bathroom stalls. Do you know??
I've noticed most of the commenters on Bill Maher, Stephen Colbert, and Jimmy Kimmel are not Americans.
Ross B. May be you guys take for granted how good/funny/comic relief these guys are.
@ danial tahir you poor sad pathetic specimen!!
Shit, Trump wishes he was as smart as Rain Man 🤦🏽♀️
Rain Man wishes he is the President like TRUMP
mr slick Go away troll.
M D Im not trying to be a dick but what does it say about the entire establishment, Clinton & Bush dynasties and 15+ other candidates, and entire media that fought against him winning and lost... how can you not be smart and accomplish that?
Thomas Ofthomas Russians and Putin, that is how. The more you know!
Scott Mckenzie yea because Putins the reason why Hillary collapsed at the 9-11 event and didnt even visit Wisconsin once... must have been that $15 in facebook ads were the reason why she couldnt fill an orthodontists office worth of people at a rally lmao. The russians also told her to fuck over Bernie Sanders losing her the youth vote.
That last line is a killer!
Bill, you are so damn clever. I love it.
7:01 That Hannity line at the end lmaoo
I wonder how *Christian Conservatives* feel about our so-called president and his affairs.
If you're Christian ( or religious) you've already proved your ability to believe anything, no matter how silly it is. The gullible hypocrites will still support him.
trump honestly reminds me of former italian pm berlesconi
kimberly s berlesconi is a self made billionaire and far more classy
trumps gonna gift putin a bed spread of them making sweet love any ay now
Yeah right. He claimed bankruptcy at least four times, never pays his bills, and is in hock to the Russians. Some billionaire!
i wished he would go to prison like berlesconi did. lets live and hope
As Forbes magazine pointed out, he'd now have more than twice as much had he taken his inheritance and just invested the whole thing in a stock index fund-instead of pretending he was a business genius and wasting much of it.
Nailed this monologue
This was a great one after a long time!
Fucking killed it, love you Bill Maher! 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Sean Hannitys MOUTH! DAMN 😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👍🏼🙏🏼
You’re a good man Bill
This was an funnier writing than usual on the intro...but then again, with Trump the shit writes itself. ;-)
Hilarious monologue - one of the best ever...
Bill the greatest!
RAIN MAN! BRILLIANT.
Kim and him rocket man and rain man lmao damn it bill😂😂😂
L Love bill so much. Genius.
I rolled my eyes so hard I think I got a concussion from this
That last line, though...wow XD
"It's in Sean Hannity's mouth" lmmfao
Bill is absolutely right. This could actually work.
Maher at his best.
I thought there was a sex scandal as soon he went in
+Dragon Fox
Bwahahahahah!
Oh... You're serious? Excuse me while I laugh _harder_ XD
Guess I can't do much more than congratulate you for being able to see things like that. Sadly, what I see is an inflated, self aggrandizing, three times bankrupt sack of cheeto colored lard - And those are qualities that I don't find the least bit sexy.
Personally, I've always found Melania to be distant and cold.
Dragon Fox you know Charlie Sheen use that same term. Look what happened to him😅😅😅 have fun being a follower being led buy a flip-flopping dictator. Don the con is jealous because Obama had something that money can't buy. It's called a happy marriage. And it drives Trump crazy😅😅😅 have fun with your Don the con sex doll
The burns are coming Fast & Furious in this here Monologue, not even Ricky Bobby could ever outdrive ‘em!
Barbara Joseph-Adam At this point? You’re kidding right?
Over a million subscribers. BILL, run for Senator. #BillForSenate
WOAH! That last joke though!
That Sean Hannity joke at the end had me laughing for 5 minutes
"Kmart, yeah definitely Kmart..." 😂😂
Sure is getting stormy in D.C...almost impeachment season
ak p Still chasing that dragon, eh? It'll only take 7 more years. Or never.
Chris Newell Hahaha 7 more years of this? U need to get that delusional brain checked out;-) it's more like 7 more weeks!
ak p Right back at ya, my low-information friend.
The Hannity kicker was priceless.
Extra funny Bill tonight!
Bill was so funny!
Bill, that last one wasn't a joke!!!
haaaa man, that was hilariously brillant
My favorite show!
This roast goes harder than any rap diss I’ve ever heard lol
Oh man, love the Hannity burn at the very end hahaha
bill being a savage on the fly
Love it!
The end bit 😂😂😂
Billy
Bill Maher is "fantastic", and sooooo funny !!!!
Bill Maher for president
Instead of giving orange fuhrer credit for just reserving the date, wait until something actually happens. Given his history on everything, there's good reason to hold off the parades.
I had to sit on the toilet and watch this, I wet myself laughing..
Who knew these were the good days?
Bill was so fucking savage tonite. That last joke killed, I wanted to hear the reaction!
Oh what a closer indeed. XD
I will laugh so hard and cry
Her lawyer was on 60 Minutes and he alluded to having a video recording. So disgusting but it must be released!!! LOCK HIM UP
I'll say this is a good thing.
Liked this after reading the title.
you know what would be great; if Kim walks into the room with Elton Johns' Rocketman playing
BRAVO
The last one is always lewd and fucking mean... Genius
rain man? ..... ohh I get it, teeh he heee.... ; >
This was epic
"inexplicable hair..." DEAD :)
"Trump's lawyers, this week, said they wanna issue a gag order, and she said that costs extra"
Maher is a freaking SAVAGE 😂
Inexplicable Hair was the name of my high school garage band.
Very good Fat Man and Little Boy joke