The Sopranos - Card games
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“Victory has a 100 fathers, but Furio needs 1,000 dollars”
Up in da club!
@@joed9849 So she stab me with a butter knife.
This is why I love the comment section 🤣
1000 more?
$1000…more?
Artie is one of the few players to leave a mob game ahead.
And never got reinvited.
@@ThonyHedgehog well he wasnt a mobster, but better up once than down 10 times
Yet he still ended up owing them a large amount of money.
It's funny how David Scatino says, "Jesus how bout the luck on that Silvio huh?" then shakes his head.
Sil was acting like a deranged maniac that was losing his head during the game. Easy win for Davey right?
Wrong. They all played Davey like a fiddle
Ralphie
Sunshine died quoting call of duty end screens lol
Eugene’s “very bad boys, very bad.” Is one of if not the most underrated lines in the series
Well delivered line that clearly rattles Jackie and Dino. After hearing that, it'd be impossible to not go into a meth induced paranoid spiral of thoughts "Does he know ? how the fuck does he know it's us ?"
I like the idea that Eugene probably already knew who it was behind those masks
Agreed. I love it.
I’ve always wondered if somebody else thought the same thing 🤘
He was dissapointed. He knew whatd have to happen. They werent even made.
Chris: “You in T?”
Tony *stares at the cards and realizes it follows the same principles as the solar system*: “Yeah.”
Sholar shystem**
It was the abshtract shapes or sumfin
Neil deGrasse Tyson ova here
"I GET IT!!!!"
@@LightsOutLow he drives a lincoln.....
whaa?
Chris with that canopy... it always gave him a natural sight to use to aim. That's why he was the best marksman in the glorified crew
Best marksman was Bobby. Fleshy part thigh specialist.
He even perfected the art of jerking his hand forward while shooting to give the bullets more velocity 🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ever notice hes the only mothafucka that can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back
@@thejawaiian9897 that beak ... It's like a natural canopy
One chip? Vito can't even buy an order of Johnny Cakes with that.
@Lowpass76 he compromised
@AJ Gentile he's a man with a Virginian ham in his underarms crying the blues because he has no bread
Depends actually, short stack or tall?
@@Shaythe Vito never gets the short stack.
I gotta warn you- his house made sausages are addictive
Fun Fact: After Sunshine was killed they always left a seat open for him at every game...
Is that right? Never knew that. Cool fact!
Who is Sunshine ?
@@charlespancamo576 the dealer who jackie shoots.
sunshine had the making of a varsity motivational speaker
Wrong
“Make sure you spend it in my bread museum, you prick!”
Artie Bucco
😂😂
We lead the world in collecting stale bread!
“Ya…you paying HBO for this upload?”
“No.”
“You paying someone for this upload?”
You got money for blow but not for HBO!!?
You paying Telemundo for this upload?
You've been warned borko the views get kicked to HBO
The minute Borko mentioned TH-cam’s name…IT should have ended right then and there.
This guy doesn’t even pass the salt 🧂
I love how Sunshine died and no one ever gave a fuck lol
Character I couldn't give a fuck about
With good reason, he was annoying.
@@shapiroshekelberg604 he was a motive tional speaker than a card dealer
If you can keep your head while those around you can’t, then you’re
Sunshine was an orphan.
Sunshine is low key someone who’d be a lot of fun to hang around.
Idk he seems like the kinda guy who doesn't know when to stfu
@Mookie Blaylock No. Tell me, what does it meansv ?
Until he gets you shot with his big mouth
He seems like an incredibly annoying prick
True
Vito's good for it. He's got a side job at the construction site parking lot. Kinda blows though.
It totally sucks
He can't catch a break
It was the medication…
@@1122reyes he can get a note from his doctor
He's good at coming from behind
My brother's over there *points*
Matt Drinkwater and Shaun wore suits to the fish store and t-shirts to a high rollers poker game.
Two idiots doomed from the start.
Yes, and Furio knows it & takes their money before they eat the dust😂
Underrated comment.
When Borko uploads Soprano clips he has a lot of fathers, but when he has copyright strike, he's an orphan.
OOOH! You talkin' about the Boss hea!
@@gabagool6829 New Jersey?? C'mon aah
Wait a minute … it was the other way around
Borko was BLOWING the security guard
@@pepironi992 catching not pitching?
AIDS!?
Cheesefukc was my favorite character. Wish they had done more with him in the show.
Well when they asked cheesefuck to come back he said "MOMMY NOOOOO!"
😂 was just about to say that...got beat to it
He love playing Hazel.
Cheesefukc, we are for the money. Give me $1000.
@@jarvisbastian9814 $1000 more??
Those cards were my favourite characters in the show, wish they did more with them.
😂
Bunch of degerate Gambler with stomachs
They ruled the realm
@@galleryofroguesmysteries abound
Whatever happened there?
I can't believe Jackie Jr just wasted Sunshine for no reason, a dude who was likely pals with his dad for years. Must have been some good speed!
Can we even ignore that Vito is an IMMENSE poker player
It’s living in the closet makes him devious.
The man knows how to bluff. And dance.
Apparently he is quite good at pool also🎱. Although I wouldn't ask to use his pool que.
Vito is good at poker because he knows how to handle chips.. and pizza, and baked zitti, and ribs, and pasta, and don't forget his favorite Johnny cakes and in house sausage😂
don't forget if there's a Salami Sandwich around too@@Professor__S
Begging for more money to gamble away is an effective & underrated technique in making child support payments.
Sopranos Theories has no respect for this thing. He's never been in da can, not really. Here's a guy who stepped ova Borko to grab da big seat.
Your infant brother’s wife, she get my flowers?
Bálls on this prìck ..........
I heard from Tony Blundetto that your kid brother, Billy sucks at cards.
I agree in spirit but I gotta council. Take out an entire fahking channel?
Billy loved drivin da car, until dat animal Angelo Garepe, ran into da back of us.
You should make a series where tony assures people “it’s alright. It’s OK”
Why don't you go out front, get yourself a sandwich? Any kind ya like
Its ok. We just wanna taulk to you
What are you gonna do
Davey may have been a degenerate gambler but he had a great poker face. First time I saw the scene where he wins that hand I thought he was going to lose for sure.
He played a Terminator, after all.
Flush caught it on the river.....three little security guards........
Security Guard, you didn't see nothin'
@@Vito-Spatafore. I heard you and shaggy used to play a little strip poker ....
@@Vito-Spatafore. you were having a foursome what ate a whole factory worth of blood pressure medication
@@Vito-Spatafore. float me 20k?
Those Sopranos poker games were nothing more than a glorified Go Fish tournament
5 other games and we got this go fish thing in Jersey
Just when I think I'm out, Borko deals me back in.
4:30 Patsy, “You blew the whole 12 grand?”
Tony B, “What are you stupid? I got $400 left.”
LOL…technically Tony B is right. Losing $11,600 of $12,000 is not the whole thing….just 96.7% of it….😂😂😂😂
I always chuckle at that part
Lol Patsy gave him that look like "degernste fucking gamblah"
$400 buys a few massages😂
You must have been top of your fucking class
Not all way gambling, he buy a golden suit and a golden shoes with Vito’s guy
Hey HBO , "Borko is the new boss & he ain't respecting old arrangements"
You saw Vito at all these card games going at them for days. However, no one called him a gambling addict. He was only addicted to those fine Johnny Cakes.
Well, if you win good money you are not an addict, you are a master player.
You are an addict only if you lose money above of your range.
@@sabataskull9661 Makes sense cuz Vito'd give everything up for some Johnny Cakes
“Caught it on the River”
Later on Vito is having a picnic near a river, crazy foreshadowing
That might be a stretch
AIDS?!
@@lastEvergreenNOBODYS GOT AIDS?! And I don't wanna hear that word in here again!
Vince Gilligan does it again
Artie Bucco: smartest gambler in the entire series.
Through watching these clips, Vito is actually pretty good at card games.
Doyle Brunson ova here…
Vito also liked to play pool
@@camerontait9132 With his ass?
@@camerontait9132 they found a 3-ball in his side pocket
Vito lived his whole life as a game of chance, that's why he was so good at gambling.
HBO complaining about Borko ain’t right. The minute Borko claimed fair use, it should have been end of story!
That's right
It was real greaseball shit among the networks
Even a broken clock is right twice a day, HBO had a position! That Borko wasn't paying anybody.
Vito straight slobberin on that cigar ☠️
That natural canopy, I wonder if it was chalked? 🤔
Oh you wanna get fahking cute now?!
Dem Johnny cakes
@@Vito-Spatafore. stop taking those blood pressure medication
@@Vito-Spatafore. you got that note from your Dr. yet?
Vito has eaten more queens than Lancelot.
Ohhhhh
He's Mistar veetwo
Card games!!!!
Christopher- YEhhh! PokEmans!!!!
Sir Lawrence of the Meadowlands
Your Highness!
I need to introduce you both to Bernie Brilstein, Herman Rabkin and Dr Ira Freid…
Those old Tarzan movies??
@@shapiroshekelberg604 u didn't get my invitation
Me watching this at 8am:”For fucks sake borko its 8am”
Also borko” i know its an outrage”
Finally an upload. I was starting to grow mushrooms out of my brajule
He was gay, borko ?
There's an image
@@pepironi992 It was his medicine
@@bigalthecrusher AIDS
@@faisalkamal4319 Nobody has AIDS...and I don't want to hear that word again!
Should've added Junior's card game, that was a real high level game
JT Was really expecting a handout without paying it back in what world does he live in 😂
Christopher loved him like a brother in law
A handout from the Mafia...
Chrissy did the right thing of not incouraging it
I couldn’t stand him. He was a self indulged hypocrite.
@@christaylor3911
All of them are
“Victory has a 100 fathers, but Furio needs 1,000 dollars” = “Victory has a 100 fathers, but Vito needs blood pressure medication
0:23 never thought I'd see David Chase at a card game!
Shoulda slipped the Goodfella's game in where Pesci shoots Spider... Then you would truly be at the precipice of a great crossroads
Scorsese ova here…
That would have been propane
They should have had Chris order a cutty and water at one of the card games. That would have been a cool reference.
mikey palmice had such great charisma...i wonder if david chase had him killed off cause he had more oomph as a gangster than anyone in the show maybe even tony
I’m pretty sure he killed him off because he was Junior’s number 2 and almost junior’s entire crew got clipped
@@newjojosupercutsandmore2489 -clipped- killed 👍
What? That dude was a goofball.
3:36 That look on Chrissy's face when he realises it's Jackie Jr is priceless. He know's right there and there that they ain't gonna last long with the heists take
I dont think he's smirking, I think it's implying Chrissy thinks he recognises the voice, but he's not 100% on who it is~
Thats not a smirk
He didn't smirk he was just realizing who it was.
I've had another look. You guys are right he didn't even smile. Was probably drunk when I wrote that
Santa Maria was my favourite character. Wish they'd done more with her
She appeared to Pauly at the Bing, but that's it
Santa maria santa maria... Why isn't Santa Claus?
I never got why Sammy didn't just *not open the door* when he saw some guy with a baseball bat out front. Guess he thought he was coming from coaching little league...
Man, I really liked Sunshine for the bit that we saw of him, I wonder what his deal was though lol
I always hated him and was glad he got whacked. Very annoying and never knew when to keep his mouth shut.
He was a varsity shiner brought his Shinebox e everywhere that's how he got the name Sunshine he was so good it was blinding
A former librarian given his vocabulary and stories.
@@katakurifan5213 Spitshine Sunshine they used to call him.
@@OrwellianNarrator was fucking great at it. Made a lot of money too
Makes me want to play seven card stud in a motel room
I had no clue what was going on in most of the games since its a relatively unpopular variant now. Apparently texas hold 'em got really popular after the series.
So how's Lady Luck
treatin' you, huh Borko ?
Jesus-fckin'- Christ.
How many times this guy gotta say hello?
What, did I interrupt one
of your impermeable uploads?
Go Ahead!
@@shapiroshekelberg604 Long story short,
I got my shoe in her snatch...
@@James_Price79 And she wanted it more....
Having a "chesse fuck" always makes a game.
Nice little Easter egg at 3:57 ''No Hope in Dope'' a sign reads whilst Jackie Jr , Dino and the other kid are high whilst committing the robbery
Can help but notice Feech LaManna and the king of the meadowlands are missing. My favorite card game
Godfather's 50 anniversary is approaching on March. 24th.
I wonder what Borko has for us? 🤔
I always thought it was the other guys he brought with him that opened fire but it was all Jackie Jr. Except for the shotgun blast but that didn't hit anybody
What’s this!?
It’s the caaaarrd game!!
I took it off Feech la manna.
It’s a beautiful caaard game.
How you liking the card game?
It’s terrific bork
Lol!
Chrissy had a ton of combat headshots in this show 😮
Anybody want a drink?
Cue the dummies kicking in the door like the fucking Koolaid man 😂 never ceases to make me laugh 😆
*OOOOHHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH!!!*
@@LuziannaBoy LOL bro I can’t NOT laugh at that!!!
@@CronoXpono since you pointed it out I can’t stop watching 😂😂 it’s perfect.
@@LuziannaBoy 😂 it’s one of those “jesus I hope I don’t remember this at a funeral” kind of laughs 😂 😆
I thought before you get shot da drinks had to be diet soda??
"Victory has 100 fathers, defeat is an orphan & Furio needs $1,000.".
Furio getting shot and cursing in Italian is always hilarious
Borko ain't respectin' old arrangements
How the hell did Silvio get away with saying "fuck you" to Tony in front of everyone?
He had waaaaayyy more leeway because hes essentially #2
Because he’s a made guy
@@waragainstmyself1159 Plus, there were at least a few other times where Tony let something slide in the moment ("Boooy, are you fat!") then dealt with it later, so this could have been one of those as well.
In light of recent uploads its an honor to be joined by sopranos clips
Vito was always killing dudes in cards. He was blowing dudes on the jobsite 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nice job working the door Sammy. Guy walks in with a bat… how’s Junior?
Dylan McDermott was my favorite character, they should have done more with him.
Honestly dont know if youre joking but i think you are, anyways thats not dylan mcdermott which i think is the joke, anyways 4$ a pound
Chris was a deadeye in the early seasons. must've been the drugs
Sunshine, I couldn’t even say last words. He was just a kid
"You should always gamble, Anthony."
Now Aj is now a poker player in real life
“What are you stupid? I got $400 left” lmao
Borko you have a talent in bringing out the best bits of the Sopranos 💯
Thank you very much!
5:42 He’s dealing from the bottom of the deck.
Vito is right about McDonald’s in 2023
scatino was warned not to be hotshot in poker many times, now he is alokne in life.
The Sopranos are a perfect warning what can happen if you gamble. You'll lose everything.
Yes, you must leave in time like Artie and go to the bread museum😂
Im so glad to live in the year 2023 of ouwa lawd and i can say to myself "i wanna just watch sopranos card scenes" and i can
"Hey cheese fuck, get me some food." Silvio was ruthless.
3:56 "NO HOPE IN DOPE". Earlier: "Let's do it before the crank wears off!"
In the same shot,
No Admittance ("books are closed, they're not accepting new members")
Out of Order (as in, "you are acting out of order" and going about this wrong)
Only Silvio can tell Tony fuck you and not get dealt with
At too many card games in the Sopranos - something goes horribly wrong during the game, or directly after.
Lesson? Never gamble...(with gangsters).
Sunshine talking about keeping a cool head and immediately getting unloaded into is comedy gold
5:43 pulling from the bottom of the deck
_"He's base dealing, Sarge!"_
Honestly. David played the hand the best in the room. As much as these guys lie to each other, it’s all their own faults
Borko is the new boss and he ain’t respecting HBO’s arrangements.
Now we’ll never know what happens if you can keep your head when those around you can’t
7:28 actually a fair point.
2:30 Angry Sil is a rare treat! 🤣
Cheese fuck, get me some food :)
Word to the wise: never play cards with Vito Spatafore.
LOL Paulie's face at the last card game
That Tony Egg really has a great poker face
He's got that hard boiled look ......
Bobby. Make Borko an egg.
You and Tony Egg again..
Tony egg has an egg face
That little bender is gonna cost JT Dolan a month's salary from Law and Order: The SUV.
It's like Vito knew at Richie's game Davie was a naive addict and they were gonna bleed him dry
Borko never fails to impress.... Now get your shine box!!
Cry me a River. Three beautiful shineboxes.
dude on the top left has an extra card lmao he should have this in the bag
I wish they did more with the Carwash King. He was my favorite character
This is why Robert became a professional gambler
Many actors become, perhaps they can cheat other players with actor tricks. Anything is possible, I don't know like Bobby Baccala😂