Everything Wrong With Judge Dredd In 17 Minutes Or Less

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  • Judge Dredd is an absolutely awful comic book movie from the '90s that you would be forgiven for forgetting or never even watching in the first place. The sins! My God, the sins!!
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  • @thechad4485
    @thechad4485 3 ปีที่แล้ว +515

    “You betrayed the LAW!”
    “LAAAAAUUUOOAAAWWWW!”

  • @DTMAce
    @DTMAce 3 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    Can't believe they overlooked James Earl Jones doing the "narration" especially when they started in on the star wars comments right after. LOL

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Judt him narrating should've been sins off the cancel narration

    • @br7795
      @br7795 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They also overlooked the block riot when people were getting killed in the streets and Dredd said the bullets weren't lethal at that range

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@br7795 He probably meant not lethal to a Judge. I doubt he meant you could be standing in the street balls naked and be safe.

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    11:00 This basically reverse Clark Kent - “I can only identify you if I *can’t* see your entire face.

    • @BioYuGi
      @BioYuGi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Reminds me of when RLM joked how Tye Sheridan was getting typecast as 'guy with visor on face' after he was Cyclops and in Ready Player One

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You're not wrong about ID-ing someone with a concealed face. I had to relearn some of the duty roster at work, but this time *without* frickin' Covid masks. : )

    • @user-yk9kh3xu5s
      @user-yk9kh3xu5s 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If memory serves, there was a scene in Batman TAS where Harley Quinn finds Bruce looking familiar when she covers the upper half of his face.

    • @AkarZaephyr
      @AkarZaephyr 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, if you can hear voice actors you instantly recognize their voice, unless you've never seen them and are standing next to them as they speak. You literally need to close your eyes to recognize the voice because seeing their face somehow affects voice recognition.
      So I don't know, seems kinda valid.

  • @bigbaddawg101
    @bigbaddawg101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

    "This robot is incredibly easy to rewire!"
    Yeah, it's almost like they were decommissioned for a reason.

    • @MabusParodies2nd
      @MabusParodies2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To be honest, the guy owning the robot was shady as hell. Most likely his idea of decommissioning the robot involves just cutting a few wires and remove some armor plating, just to appear deactivated.

    • @bigbaddawg101
      @bigbaddawg101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@MabusParodies2nd He specifically said all those model types were decommissioned.
      It could be a reference to a story in the comics where there was a robot uprising...but I doubt this movie is that clever.

    • @redenginner
      @redenginner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@bigbaddawg101 I mean the robots design is based on Hammerstien from the ABC warriors comic.

    • @blueberrypirate3601
      @blueberrypirate3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Waaaaar!

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bigbaddawg101 What amazes me is that the Dredd Film is a loose Amalgamation of major Judge Dredd Story lines from it Ealier years in 1978-1979 - The Block war is from a 1981 story called "Block Wars" , The Council Politics Story with Griffin trying to become a Tyrannt Chief Judge is baisicly "Judge Call", All the scenes set in the cursed earth is similar to "The Cursed Earth series" and The Rico stuff is obviously Taken from "any rico story" , The Clone story im not sure (i didn't read Dredd Comic past 1983) but The Movie uses characters introduced the late 1980s and throws Fargo in there for good measure. I guess the stallone film tried to but in every trope from the comics. personally i enjoyed it as a Great Pastiche of DREDD's History in the comics.

  • @DarkKnightofAnime
    @DarkKnightofAnime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +685

    There are so many things wrong with this film that we can pick apart…But god do I love it

    • @T57Custodian
      @T57Custodian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Agreeeed 😂

    • @juanogando1901
      @juanogando1901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Loved this movie as a kid. Lmao

    • @zachpottinger1842
      @zachpottinger1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Loved this movie, and it’s a good Guilty Pleasure!

    • @rubysuncle
      @rubysuncle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is the type of comment I appreciate. One where you acknowledge that, despite liking the movie, you know it’s a slab of fetid garbage.

    • @DarkKnightofAnime
      @DarkKnightofAnime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@rubysuncle I like to think of it more as a finely polished turd

  • @kennethallen3843
    @kennethallen3843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    Judge Dredd, Mortal Kombat and Batman Forever were cinematic masterpieces to 9 year old me. I still love Judge Dredd to this day

    • @monkeybone1080
      @monkeybone1080 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Mortal Kombat and Batman Forever still are. MK is fantastically shot while A LOT of detail went into everything in Batman Forever, nothing is there by chance and the whole production is far, far, deeper than anyone has ever given it credit for. Great films. Shout out to Dredd for it's practical effects too, that robot still looks great.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I didn't like Batman Forever even when it aired. I was deflated Abe disappointed.
      I still watch the original Mortal Kombat and Judge Dredd!!

    • @raistlarn
      @raistlarn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The original Mortal Kombat is still good...well okayish.

    • @joeyteter9383
      @joeyteter9383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Still love all three of those movies

    • @shamelessstacib7351
      @shamelessstacib7351 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And Showgirls

  • @JasonDolson
    @JasonDolson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    In The Fifth Element they actually do have floating lane markers and turn signals for the flying cars.

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blade Runner, Judge Dredd and The Fifth Element are my favorite Films about the future where flying cars are concerned

    • @JasonDolson
      @JasonDolson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@DaraGaming42 Agreed. But The Fifth Element will always be my favorite. How Luc Besson went from that to Valerian is beyond me. So disappointing.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      There are also lane markers in BttF 2. "Here's our exit!"

  • @WyFoster
    @WyFoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    This is the best "bad" movie I've ever seen.
    One of my all time faves.

    • @NeoTechni
      @NeoTechni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love this movie, it's much better than Dredd

    • @toddoughty2043
      @toddoughty2043 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      watch The Raid; Redemption

    • @WyFoster
      @WyFoster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@NeoTechni To be fair, I think Karl Urban did a great job as Dredd. I enjoyed that movie as well, but it didn't have quite the aesthetic of the original.

    • @djmindcrasher
      @djmindcrasher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you seen Demolition Man?

    • @ThirdShiftWonder
      @ThirdShiftWonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right there with you! Need more of this flavor of Judge Dredd lol

  • @ravenlorans
    @ravenlorans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Mr. I am the Law".... Fucking Best Line in the Movie. Specially how he says it.

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I'm guessing that's his catchphrase in the comics?

    • @ravenlorans
      @ravenlorans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@priscillajimenez27 No, it's in the Movie Right after Robs Character Recognizes Dredd and Mocks him after getting arrested and both are on the Plane.

  • @Memelord2020
    @Memelord2020 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    Drinking game: Take a shot every time someone says, “Dredd”

    • @sebastiengendron6427
      @sebastiengendron6427 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      How about Law.

    • @blueberrypirate3601
      @blueberrypirate3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You were...THE LORR!
      I am...THE LORR!

    • @miscanime
      @miscanime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      How Dreddful...

    • @BennyLlama39
      @BennyLlama39 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Take a shot when someone says "Dredd"? *Rookie* numbers-- take a shot every time Jeremy adds a sin. : )

    • @meg9953
      @meg9953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And then we die. 🤣

  • @spraragen88
    @spraragen88 3 ปีที่แล้ว +537

    I get why people hate this movie, but I also understand why people love it.

    • @JohnDoe-nz6bk
      @JohnDoe-nz6bk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I like it. Don't love it though. I thought Karl Urbans Dredd was better.

    • @kinggoosy4183
      @kinggoosy4183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Have to say judge dredd 10/10 dredd 2/10 but honestly I AM THE LAW

    • @xDAMAGEEx
      @xDAMAGEEx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kinggoosy4183 wtf kind of drugs are you on

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@xDAMAGEEx shit FELT raw in the older original movie

    • @ipayyoutube9252
      @ipayyoutube9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This movie is a big bag of syphilis, and is hoping it catches full blown AIDS.

  • @warlock12uk
    @warlock12uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Ohh, this movie...
    I was 10 when I discovered the British anthology comic 2000AD. Judge Dredd soon became the lead character and story... and still is today with legions of fans. When this film was announced, they rejoiced - despite misgivings over Stallone's casting. The production design was perfect; The Lawmaster bike, the ABC Warrior robot, The Angel gang, the Judges' uniforms... and then we saw it. As soon as the helmet came off, it wasn't Dredd anymore - it was just a Stallone action picture. Ah well.
    Oh, and the Long Walk into the post apocalyptic wilderness that the Chief Judge takes? That's part of canon. Any judge who feels too old or unsure of themself to continue as a judge can choose to take The Long Walk into the Cursed Earth outside Mega City One and "bring law to the lawless... justice to the unjust", taking their chances until they die. Great retirement plan, huh?

    • @richardjones2455
      @richardjones2455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I guess they wanted to get their money out of Stallone's star power and look where the greed got them, they lost millions. By "they," I'm referring to the Studio.

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What did you think of the 2012 movie "Dredd" with Karl Urban in the lead role?

    • @warlock12uk
      @warlock12uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@AnEvolvingApe Karl Urban was brilliant. The tone was spot on. The performances, script and action set pieces were all solid. It looked unambitious, cheap and bland. I hated the Slo Mo scenes - I felt they had been added for the "benefit" of 3D.

    • @AnEvolvingApe
      @AnEvolvingApe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@warlock12uk I'm sorry it didn't meet your expectations. I actually like slo-mo so as to accentuate the gratuitous deaths. I ranked it as on one of my favorite action films.

    • @warlock12uk
      @warlock12uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AnEvolvingApe I still enjoyed the movie, it was just the presentation of the Slo Mo sequences that seemed too much of a gimmick. Perhaps it's just me - I always struggle with the 3D effect in films. It doesn't seem to work for me. The only film it really popped out of the screen for me was Fright Night. Go figure.

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +222

    “Dredd never takes his helmet off; its a character trait that many fans hold dear”
    I thought the books dont matter?

    • @nerdvanacomics1164
      @nerdvanacomics1164 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Except when they do

    • @Myuutsuu85
      @Myuutsuu85 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      About this critique: He was arrested and convicted. How would he have been able to keep his helmet in the first place?

    • @jkausti6737
      @jkausti6737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Myuutsuu85 He was arrested and convicted in the comics too, and we still don't see his face. So could be done.

    • @gamecatharsis9600
      @gamecatharsis9600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “The books don’t matter” is usually used to mean that content outside the movies can’t absolve sins. Because a movie has to tell a story on its own. A movie can’t rely on viewers having done the homework in order to understand the plot. Jeremy’s sin is about bad adaptation by making a character markedly different than he was in the source material.

    • @willt5969
      @willt5969 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Gage Cameron oh, but the sins do

  • @rayf8730
    @rayf8730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    9:33 "THIS MOVIE SUCKS ALL THE BALLS!" Too funny.

  • @dudepool7530
    @dudepool7530 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    This is one of my favorite "shut off my brain" movies. I also quote "I knew you'd say that" quite frequently lmao.

  • @pandora8610
    @pandora8610 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Missed: Rico and Dredd are genetically identical, but look nothing alike.

    • @reh3884
      @reh3884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do they think that is required? Every look at cloned animals. They don't look identical.

    • @msharp6887
      @msharp6887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Expressed characteristics like exact facial features, eye color, skin color ect, is actually a very small portion of your dna profile.

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reh3884 so why clone them, cloning is stupid and pointless if your not getting an exact copy

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reh3884 then why are identical twins identical?

  • @TheGahta
    @TheGahta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    2:26 I am the loooooo
    Dunno, it's so campy I enjoy it every time it's airing 🤣

    • @blueberrypirate3601
      @blueberrypirate3601 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Worse than peeeennniiiisss from Demolition Man.

  • @russjudge
    @russjudge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I never realized this movie was a comedy. I've been watching this movie wrong all these years!

    • @SirMoeThe2nd
      @SirMoeThe2nd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      YOU BETRAYED THE FILM!

    • @Lightgod87
      @Lightgod87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@SirMoeThe2nd THE FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHLM!

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      its not a comedy, Every summer blokcbuster since the 80s has comic relife thrown in to various degrees of affect, but i love this film so im biased

  • @blatherskite3009
    @blatherskite3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    To me - a Brit who grew up reading Judge Dredd - this film represented everything that was wrong with Hollywood adaptations. It totally had the budget to do the source "justice" (haha) - the sets, costumes, effects, etc., were all first-rate - but it was all for naught because the filmmakers insisted on forcing the quirky source material into a standard format that incorporated every action-movie cliche going.
    The whole point of the Dredd character is that he's a true anti-hero: he's not likeable or good or any of the usual hero traits; he's supposed to be "so fascist it's funny," doing stuff like giving people a 25 year jail sentence for possession of sugar and then doubling it because the perp argued back.
    It was satire: a Brit's-eye-view of the possible future of American law-enforcement, inspired by the (then-recent) "Dirty Harry" films, taking the attitude of that character to the extreme. Such a blackly-comic comment on Hollywood was never going to survive translation into a "normal" American blockbuster movie.
    To be honest, the nearest things we've ever had to movies that nail the tone of the original Dredd comics - getting the mix of action and satire right - is the Ed Neumeier-scripted stuff that Paul Verhoeven directed, e.g. RoboCop and (to a slightly lesser extent) Starship Troopers.

    • @chuzzbot
      @chuzzbot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Perfect reaction, the real review of the Judge Dredd movie is a review of the USA's culture, ironically exactly what the comic book is.
      Americans should never have been allowed to be in charge of their own critique.

    • @PSamMusicMan
      @PSamMusicMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Very well explained. I agree.

    • @steik6414
      @steik6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The Starship Troopers film was an absolute treasure and a great example of the fact that with actual passion and intention, you can make a good film out of anything. Even something you think is utter bullshit.
      Your review reminds me of Warhammer 40k and their slow devolution into ultramarines fanfics.

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Americans aren't good with irony or nuance.

    • @spaceman081447
      @spaceman081447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@steik6414
      RE: "The Starship Troopers film was an absolute treasure and a great example of the fact that with actual passion and intention, you can make a good film out of anything. Even something you think is utter bullshit."
      The Starship Troopers film was an absolute trainwreck that totally disrespected the book.

  • @alm2187
    @alm2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    When you need your voice-interactive gun to be on silent mode, you just get your smartphone out and change the settings in Bluetooth.

    • @tonyd2362
      @tonyd2362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Underrated comment

    • @alm2187
      @alm2187 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks, @@tonyd2362! :-D

  • @rav-7072
    @rav-7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "The Judges all look the same, how does this guy recognized Dredd"
    Dunno, maybe the BIGGASS BADGE WITH HIS NAME ON IT

    • @AnonEyeMouse
      @AnonEyeMouse 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And the jaw. And the fact he seems to be three feet taller than everyone else... a feat for little sly.

  • @rbobinsky
    @rbobinsky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Actually, being a Dredd-Head from the 1980's, when i started buying the comics from the store on the military post in Bremerhaven, Germany, where I was stationed as an MP, I can attest to the fact that Dredd has had his helmet off in several issues, but to agree with you, they don't show his face. It's been in shadow, or covered with medical bandages, and sometimes he's shown from the rear, but there have been several instances where he is shown with the helmet.
    Sorry...I'm a purist!
    :-)

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't be sorry for being accurate.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but..its a movie. There's no impact on showing his face. In comics, they need things like that.And that a perfect way to keep.mysterious the person..and even say that YOU could.be THAT judge.
      But in a movie it wouldn't bring that same effect.

    • @cameronmorgan2347
      @cameronmorgan2347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was also the time they literally just covered it with a censor bar

  • @daneg007
    @daneg007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    you need to sin "cobra" or "over the top", or "demolition man", just to get rid of that "judge dredd" after taste.

  • @BlackWolflord
    @BlackWolflord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "LAAAAAAW!" - Nostalgia Critic.

  • @jaredzeno472
    @jaredzeno472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I love how you sinned the remake BEFORE sinning the original

    • @Igorcastrochucre
      @Igorcastrochucre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Kinda how he did Kingdom of the Crystal Skull before any of the others.

    • @streetpeter3210
      @streetpeter3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn't they do Dredd 2 years ago?

    • @jackbuckley4197
      @jackbuckley4197 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @moreno valley news first I don't think it was even a remake... a reboot possibly?

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jackbuckley4197 Dredd 2012 isn't a remake or a reboot ... it's a totally separate run-up at the same source material.

    • @jaredzeno472
      @jaredzeno472 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@streetpeter3210 yeah the one with Karl Urban

  • @thatcitrusfriend6234
    @thatcitrusfriend6234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    His movies fall into the: So bad it's good category (for me 😂)

  • @DanBrizuela
    @DanBrizuela 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Gotta love 90s comic book movies and how everything meant to be outside looks like a really small studio set all compacted together.

  • @pixelbomb97
    @pixelbomb97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    10:57 considering I've been doing this exact thing but in reverse to recognize people I've only seen with a mask on, it's really not that unreasonable.

  • @ideletemyinbox
    @ideletemyinbox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    And this just makes me want more Karl Urban Dredd...his 'I am The Law' was laced with so much promise and menace compared to Sly.

    • @zaltmanbleroze
      @zaltmanbleroze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He was a good Dredd but the film makers had the whole Mega City One wrong. The 1995 had that correct, in the comics the city was futuristic with flying cars and not the whole ghetto city we got to see in Dredd.

    • @johnlander6359
      @johnlander6359 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zaltmanbleroze agreed, this version had the ‘look’ of MegaCiti one, but an awful film, whereas Urbans ‘Dredd’ setting was just LA in 10 years time, but a much better film. Neither films had the uniform right, in all its unpractical glory.

  • @aehlmann07
    @aehlmann07 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I really want to meet his college girlfriend. All the things he's said about their relationship makes me wonder what she's like

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      She's imaginary.

    • @steik6414
      @steik6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ForeverLaxx A+. Both for the burn, and the truth.

    • @alexanderthomas4425
      @alexanderthomas4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭😭 you think this man had a college gf

  • @neonnero1
    @neonnero1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    14:16 "Hahahaha. EIGHT HOURS to make an adult super-cop clone?! I can't even download a torrent in eight-- I mean... I don't... hey, what's a torrent? I don't know, you know, what, who, why? Ahem. Anyway, we still need a real sin here--oh, I know! Eight hours to make an adult super-cop clone? I can barely make a decent pot roast in 8 hours!!!" **ding** 🤣🤣🤣

  • @geoffs23
    @geoffs23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You missed the real sin, no Cameo by Judge Reinhold in the background as a fellow judge saying: how did I get this job?

  • @chrisguara
    @chrisguara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    "animated sequel sins that caused anger"
    All I can think of is Ice Age Collision Course

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or even _Angry Birds 2?_

    • @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267
      @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Renaissance-Era animated Disney motion pictures come to mind for me.

    • @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267
      @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Ben Walker Really? I've read from someone who saw it that they thought it was even greater than the first. But hey, I'm not one to judge the movie; I still gotta get it on video to finally watch it myself, thanks to not getting the chance to at release while it was in theaters.

    • @InfiniteFury2K
      @InfiniteFury2K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 I saw the words "animated sequel sins that caused anger" and I used the words _animated, sequel_ and _anger_ to think about Angry Birds. If it doesn't turn out to be that, I dunno when that video will show.

    • @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267
      @franklinbrooksstoppedcomme3267 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@InfiniteFury2K Oh, right! Creative thought process there. I didn't think of that the first time. Maybe you should do an ongoing comment series decoding what the description teasers for the next videos could mean.

  • @Kentrc11
    @Kentrc11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Dredd: You betray the law
    Rico: *LAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*

  • @JMUDoc
    @JMUDoc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Armand Assante: "How much ham do you want?"
    The director: "Yes."

  • @MrCOLBSTAH
    @MrCOLBSTAH ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I really want to see a movie that is a combination of both judge dread movies?.
    Like with the cartoony style of this one, that gets the city and the outfit correct..
    But the dark gritty tone and never taking off the helmet of the other one

  • @thefilmwatcher1302
    @thefilmwatcher1302 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This movie is one of the best examples of a necessary remake.

  • @CptPatch
    @CptPatch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someday you just need to buy the rights to a film and just release an "everything wrong with ___ in 100 minutes or less" where you just show the whole film unedited.

    • @grumpyoldman3458
      @grumpyoldman3458 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "The Avengers", the UK one not the US one.

  • @michaelbays6340
    @michaelbays6340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When I saw the thumbnail I thought this was like some live action f-zero movie cause the guy looks very similar to captain falcon

  • @jonathansnow736
    @jonathansnow736 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love watching this after seeing The Onion sketch with the Supreme Court justices all quoting "I am the Law!" 😂

  • @boredcommenter67
    @boredcommenter67 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Alrighty. Getting ready for a ride after the wildest "my college girlfriend" story.

  • @LudaChez
    @LudaChez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    While the years have been kind to her, whew Diane Lane had it back in the day.

  • @zachpottinger1842
    @zachpottinger1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Can we all agree this movie is a really good Guilty Pleasure?

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I'm sure some people can. But a lot of us see it as a brain numbing dumb one

  • @pamelamays4186
    @pamelamays4186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    An automatic 100 sins off for being able to listen to James Earl Jones narrate the intro.

  • @AllenHerns
    @AllenHerns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Can I add 2000 more sins for the movie showing off the source material at the beginning only to break it's number 1 rule?

    • @blatherskite3009
      @blatherskite3009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Only if we can do the same for "I Am Legend" for using the title of the source novel - implying faithfulness to (or at least awareness of) the source - and then being a "broken telephone" adaptation based on the screenplay of probably the least faithful previous adaptation. 2000 sins! :)

    • @AllenHerns
      @AllenHerns 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@blatherskite3009 DEAL

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@blatherskite3009 Not forgetting I, Robot. Another Will Smith film that only uses the title of the book.

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@HappyCynic a great Film tho

    • @HappyCynic
      @HappyCynic 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaraGaming42 Admittedly, yes.

  • @MayhemMendes
    @MayhemMendes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Kudos on the pronunciation of “Verhoeven” Jeremy! Most people get it wrong.

  • @JosephDavies
    @JosephDavies 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Steals the Dark Troopers from the Mandalorian."
    Correction: the Dark Troopers were originally introduced in the Star Wars video game "Dark Forces", which came out the same year at this Judge Dredd film. The Mandalorian was reviving them, not inventing them... ;) No time travel required (except possibly to compensate for the lead time required in making costumes on a major motion picture).

    • @tonytrilex2555
      @tonytrilex2555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this guy would be good at cinema sins they need to make the Sins of Cinema Sins

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You should get a dictionary and look up the word "joke."

    • @archangel6676
      @archangel6676 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DJSockmonkeyMusic you should get a dictionary too and look up the words "we don't fucking care"

    • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
      @DJSockmonkeyMusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@archangel6676 you sharing that shit you're smoking?

  • @ironwolf2244
    @ironwolf2244 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The best thing about this movie was the inclusion of the ABC warrior. They should bring that back to the Megacity One show.
    - also, I'd like to see some moments in the wastes outside the Megacities, they could show mutants, cyborgs, ecentric tribes. And also show why the Megacities are like they are, because people often forget that it's largely desolate outside of the walls..

    • @Locked0Out
      @Locked0Out 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe the occasional strontium dog

  • @NoOne-oe3co
    @NoOne-oe3co 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    In very few cases this is everything right with Judge Dredd in 17 minutes or less.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I hope CinemaWins does this film now. I've been asking that guy to do this for a long time

  • @jaysanj152
    @jaysanj152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Honestly,I've enjoyed both Movies and Dreads
    Stallone's Intimidating Height,Face and Posture really sold this movie for me,It's still enjoyable and weirdly felt like a comic.
    While Karl urban's Dread is straight up badass and the movie is equally amazing too thanks to its grounded story.
    I couldn't care less about the books if the movie is enjoyable and that's all that matters.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      >Stallone's intimidating height
      The man is short. Everything you know is a lie.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stallone was the perfect casting. Reading the comics I always thought it was to obscure to ever get made but I always pictured Stallone as Judge Dredd.

    • @dubbingsync
      @dubbingsync 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ForeverLaxx well how tall is he then?
      Never mind I looked it up and he’s only 5’9... that is surprising.

    • @DaraGaming42
      @DaraGaming42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      They way i view the two films is this, Dredd 2012 is a Prequel (no flying cars and stuff) and Judge Dredd 1995 is the sequel set 50 years later (with flying cars and stuff) where hes more Mature and people see him as a "god" which makes his arrest even more shocking, (Judges can live to 70 and have the vitality of a 40 year old) and that works for me.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaraGaming42 perfect. I do something similar with the first two Nolan Batman films and the two Burton films

  • @tombratcher6938
    @tombratcher6938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    How can you sp nd 17 minutes sinning a masterpiece like - oohhhhhh wait, this is _Judge_ Dredd. As you were

  • @UloPe
    @UloPe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I confused Rob Schneider with Roy Scheider and was very confused because I didn’t remember him being in this movie…

  • @hanswurst6742
    @hanswurst6742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    15:29 this scene alone is so fun, it deserves 1000 sins off

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think the last time Jeremy was this upset over a movie, it was Pete's Dragon.

  • @zachseidle1171
    @zachseidle1171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Petition to have CinemaSins do "Everything wrong with Flash Gordon (1780)"

  • @markusp.8376
    @markusp.8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    This movie was cool but 2012 Dredd was SO underrated

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they're both underrated. Both are flawed. Combined they make a perfect film.
      I'd love to see old Dredd (Stallone) open, close and narrate the movie while we see it acted out by young Dredd (Urban).

  • @undeadgentalmen
    @undeadgentalmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The Cure - We're going to make a song for the new 'Judge Dredd' movie.
    The Cure after watching 'Judge Dredd' movie - Damn it.

    • @steik6414
      @steik6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      This film has to be the most embarrising thing the cure has ever been a part of. At least its not Johnny Rotten wearing a Trump hat I guess

  • @gagecameron5672
    @gagecameron5672 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Next Week: Golf sins”
    Oh please say youre doing Happy Gilmore.

    • @LudaChez
      @LudaChez 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's going to be Tin Cup or something just to fuck with us.
      Have they done Caddy Shack?

  • @TheOmegaRing
    @TheOmegaRing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The huge robot didn't attack the bad guys cuz Rob schneider rewired it,
    he simply reacted to the malfunction caused by Rob messing with his wiring.

  • @ricknance7574
    @ricknance7574 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just rewatched this for the first time a couple weeks ago. Still great.

  • @ForeverLaxx
    @ForeverLaxx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I like that "the books don't matter" when you're busy sinning a film for fanservice, book/comic references, or other things that "reading the book" would tell you are important, but for Judge Dredd your biggest beef is that the film doesn't adapt the source material properly, thereby making the "books" suddenly matter this time.
    I've think we've got a Dredd fanboy over here, fellas.

    • @aztn19
      @aztn19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah, I didn’t know Dredd never took off his helmet until years after watching the movie. But hey it’s CinemaSins; their rules don’t matter until they do - then it’s a sin lol!

  • @robh9075
    @robh9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    500 sins off for Diane Lane looking utterly gorgeous.

    • @GyeongmiBaeb
      @GyeongmiBaeb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well, she IS utterly gorgeous so this is to be expected

    • @robh9075
      @robh9075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GyeongmiBaeb She absolutely is.

  • @BOABModels
    @BOABModels 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That Land Rover Taxi cab is at the British motor museum. That's all I have to say.

  • @codemiesterbeats
    @codemiesterbeats 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    14:41 being an auto tech and having good understanding of electrical/mechanical contrivances I can tell you that the "give it a jolt" cliche actually has it's roots in reality. As often the failure of an electrical component is often "mechanical" as in the solder has cracked and allowed a component to have poor electrical continuity.
    (granted in movies this is sometimes used in a believable fashion and other times not so much...)
    Shaking/wiggling things is a rudimentary way of "diagnosing" the problem or temporarily 'fixing' it lol

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    You mean Judge Dredd is the Coors Golden of 90's comic book movies. That's the banquet beer!

  • @DaveLennonCopeland
    @DaveLennonCopeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Oooh... I remember being in London in the mid to late 90s and seeing one of the judges bikes in the window of some exhibition. The thing is, close up the bike looked awful, like it was made from toilet rolls and stuck on bits from plastic bottles etc. Sure, I know it was made like that, but to see it up close was just so surprising and shocking; it looked amateurish and bad. On the big screen, the bikes look cool though... :)

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Most movie cars/vehicles are made quickly and cheaply. They only need to look good enough on camera. They don’t even need to perform as well as the film implies.

    • @DaveLennonCopeland
      @DaveLennonCopeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CamaroAmx - I know... as I said at the latter end of my comment. But, actually seeing the movie prop in the raw was quite eye-opening :).

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DaveLennonCopeland I learned that from seeing the original Bullitt Mustang with how hack together that was. And a show that restored one of the Challengers from 2 Fast 2 Furious. That thing was actually bent in the front end (though it was not a stunt car) and for the racing harnesses, they used real harnesses but zip screwed them to the floor and attached them using key chain hooks (the ones that look like climbing gear hooks).

    • @DaveLennonCopeland
      @DaveLennonCopeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CamaroAmx Cool... In the early 2000s, I worked at my local theatre doing set construction and small prop making, so, yeah it's ALL fake close up but on camera/far away, it looks to do the job. :)

    • @DaveLennonCopeland
      @DaveLennonCopeland 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheHighRoad1748 I checked out your video and commented (since deleted) and you could not even return the favour by checking out my channel and watching one of my videos... shame on you dude!

  • @dyskordian
    @dyskordian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That it got made at all.
    Also acceptable "everything between the first frame and last frame"

  • @JustMe-zu6tn
    @JustMe-zu6tn 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Im visualizing the situation that Stallone shouts "I am the law" in the beginning of every movie set. Pure gold my man..pure gold!!

  • @Goldhawk7
    @Goldhawk7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Take “the Law” challenge. Take a shot everytime someone says “the Law”. Gonna be messed up in 15 minutes

  • @microbuilder
    @microbuilder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Please please *please* do Highlander 2 The Renegade Version! It is amazingly awful!

  • @joystickgenie
    @joystickgenie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    How is the "You betrayed the law!" "LAAAAWWWW!!!!" scene not a sin removal? That scen is great.

  • @SurelyYouCantBeSerious101
    @SurelyYouCantBeSerious101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Every time Diane Lane shows up in the video, I loose count of your sin count. She looked great in this movie.

  • @joshyoder871
    @joshyoder871 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Sinning the most awesome Stalone movie ever! Sentence...death! 😂

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Even more than removing their helmets, the judges really dreaded the fact that their guts were made of ketchup and mustard.

    • @stormdoesgaming8919
      @stormdoesgaming8919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Aw man, you missed an obvious pun there: "the judges really DREDDed the fact..."

  • @magicmulder
    @magicmulder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:15 He likely had his gun reprogrammed to his personal taste. The original activation code was probably “HMX-916 double armor projectiles with Kayson heat seeker in barrel 1 and 3”.

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And there is a switch as well. Just the special ammo is voice activated via voice command.

  • @mattgrostick1499
    @mattgrostick1499 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awww, what a nice birthday gift to me! You lampooned one of my favorite Sly movies!

  • @GreenAppelPie
    @GreenAppelPie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    5:48 Guilt and innocence is a matter of timing. He’s got a point, it used to be common to have sexual relationships with children. All drugs used to be legal, slavery was legal, etc. -1

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Even today people break the law as written all the time. It just comes down to enforcement and whether there’s an over zealous cop nearby.
      Any speed over the speed limit- law broken. Driving the speed limit when its not a clear sunny day- law broken. Dropped a piece of garbage on the ground- law broken. Anal sex in certain states- law broken. U-turn in some states- law broken. Not getting specific permission before engaging in sex, even if it’s your wife or husband- law broken. Backing out of your driveway onto a public road- law broken. Not using your turn signals every time you turn or switch lanes at the correct distance or time- law broken. Not having your headlights on when your wipers are on- law broken. Crossing a street not at a pedestrian crosswalk- law broken. Walking down the side of the road without a sidewalk- law broken. So many others.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Guilt and innocence is not the same as illegal vs legal.
      In a time (and place) where something is legal, if you do that thing, you're guilty of it. Guilty just means you did it, not that it was unacceptable or illegal.

    • @nthgth
      @nthgth 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@CamaroAmx "Believe it or not-- jail." 🤣
      But yes. I think of most of those traffic infractions (e.g. mild speeding) as tools for cops to throw the book at you if you do something really bad, like a dangerous maneuver. Add it to the reckless driving charge for a harsher overall ticket when you seriously almost killed someone. Or if caught DWI.

    • @CamaroAmx
      @CamaroAmx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nthgth if you break the law then you are guilty and not innocent of the crime.

  • @streetpeter3210
    @streetpeter3210 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you sin Idiocracy for being way to true now?

  • @swiftrian
    @swiftrian 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Can we also just appreciate the fact a 5:59 the warden was shot center of his throat exiting where his spine should be lol. Like he would instantly be quadriplegic and also unable to controll his bodily functions like being able to expell air to talk 🤣

  • @mrmism7451
    @mrmism7451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Looks like Happy Gilmore next week (maybe) and some sequel, maybe a Disney renaissance sequel.

    • @robjef622
      @robjef622 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Maybe Beauty and the Beast 2. Horrible film.

  • @virginiadare1587
    @virginiadare1587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    If you're going to have narration, you could easily do worse than James Earl Jones narration.

  • @reidfever1866
    @reidfever1866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Random Muppets Manhattan singing...Jeremy has become too powerful

  • @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk
    @MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Judge Dredd for a Mortal Kombat guest character...

  • @shanthagopian7559
    @shanthagopian7559 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Armand Assante's role in this movie was amazing tbh. fun to watch every scene hes on.

  • @charliemartinez4694
    @charliemartinez4694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I AM THE LAW!!! 😳
    Mister I AM THE LAW! 😂
    This movie still rocks in my book. Not to mention a young Diane Lane ❤️
    P.s. u should watch fast 9 now n when it comes out in the u.s. in a few weeks, release it on the same day. Be a joker. Like me 🃏
    Y so serious 😈🥃

  • @startingQB
    @startingQB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This movie may not be 100% accurate to the source material but it was 100% perfect for the time that it was released.

  • @chriscreativecontent
    @chriscreativecontent 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can't believe you missed the speeded up scene of the hover bike racing through traffic. Look out for it. It's funny :)

  • @cyrussoxlegion
    @cyrussoxlegion ปีที่แล้ว

    "Lawgiver man!!!" Terrible insults! Is one of the best jokes of all time.

  • @rmannayr2129
    @rmannayr2129 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    DREDD 2012 WAS BETTER THAN THIS DREDD!

  • @kennedy6587
    @kennedy6587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Pretty sure the studio demanded Stallone show his face as part of his contract 😂 it would be nice if a bunch of directors got together and funded their own major studio so that directors could make the movies they want without suits putting in or demanding things of a movie and ruining them. Think , Batman in the 90s lol

    • @joshuawilkinson6121
      @joshuawilkinson6121 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Most likely. You don't pay big bucks to get an A-list action star like Stallone to headline your movie and then never show his face.

    • @HulkCrow
      @HulkCrow 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You are correct. Initially they didn't have the badge or shoulder pads or helmet. It was Stallones insistence that we got those. Or this REALLY would've been Dredd in name ONLY.

  • @kaesardb
    @kaesardb 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    15:30 Armand Assante's performance is gold in this movie

  • @TheJMPD
    @TheJMPD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Up until Sly took off the helmet, this was a perfect adaption of the original comic.

  • @Oonagh72
    @Oonagh72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    One of my favorite films.

  • @SamsarasArt
    @SamsarasArt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This one doesn't seem as hopelessly dystopic like the 2012 remake.

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The chief justice is also in Minority Report where another cop gets framed and sent to jail.

  • @scrillthebeast2066
    @scrillthebeast2066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Title: ...In 17 min or Less
    Me: **sees video is 18min 30sec**
    I have been lied too

  • @TheOmegaRing
    @TheOmegaRing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Jeremy you knew that in the comics Dredd never removes his helmet, thus proving that books DO MATTER!!!

    • @CWiggDoIt
      @CWiggDoIt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Birdman is gonna rip his ass wide open 😂

    • @TheOmegaRing
      @TheOmegaRing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CWiggDoIt Birdman is gonna be pleased to see we did some warmup for him to come.

  • @BardakiKel
    @BardakiKel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Isnt it more logical to assume that the city got so big that it incapsulated the statue of liberty? Rather than they moved it in to the middle of the city.

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is the city then floating on water, i want to watch a movie how they managed that

    • @BardakiKel
      @BardakiKel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbotman isnt there a literal desert outside of the city? What water?

    • @jackbotman
      @jackbotman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BardakiKel Just some low tied 🤣

    • @BardakiKel
      @BardakiKel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jackbotman lol XD

  • @TheBoglin
    @TheBoglin 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Any scenes that have that big ABC robot in it are my favorites LoL.

  • @beefgoat80
    @beefgoat80 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Hey, my wife brought a megaphone home from Goodwill (she's already regretting it, hehe), and it didn't work until I smacked it a couple of times. I haven't used it on my neighbors, yet. Just waiting for the guy across the street to play his music too loud on his rooftop patio until 5 in the morning. My day will come.