Do you mean to tell me it is a good morning or it’s it a fruitcake this morning because it is a MARY JANE or because this morning is a MY BACK or do you have morning wood
"Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. Hail Theoden of Rohan!" "HAIL!" "I will bring further death to my people." *shocked staring*
All I can Imagine at 3:46 is Gimli rotating around the stool or chair he's sitting on. Like he's orbiting it or something, and everyone else is staring on at his drunken physics hacks.
'A SWORD DAY. A RED DAY. A RED SWORD DAY. A SWORD RED DAY.' I AM JUST! OMG! I STILL WATCH THIS EVERYTIME I'M SAD AND IT STOPS ME FROM CRYING! OMFG! DEAR THEMARKLAR01, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
We will ride for 2 days, and on the third we will ride for 2 days and then War.War for two days.... Gamling make haste across the ridamark, you have two days..... I offer you my sword theodin king... And gladly i accept it. I accept it for two days.
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be shaken, swords shall be shaken! theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken! A sword day, a red day! Sword red day! A red sword day! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES ERE THE SHIELD RISES ERE THE SWORD RISES ERE GAMLING RISES ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES! ....For two days. Also I guess Eomer wasnt shaken and he didnt rise
Riders of Rohahorn! OOOOOOATHS you have TAAAAAAAAAKEN! Now..MUMUMUMUMU- WOOW.........MULAMAMALUMAMALULULUAHAAHAAHAauauaua LULULULU AAAAAHHHAAHHH UUUUUUUOOOOO AHHAHHHAAAAHHHH UUUUUUOOOOO
"Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the sith." "Theoden shall be shaken, Gamling shall be shaken." "I will bring further death to my people." Amazing.
Denethor: "Words have reached my ears of this Aragon son of Arathorn and I will tell you now. I will not bow to this ranger of the North." Aragon: "Are you threatening me?"
This video made me consider rolling a character in World of Warcraft named "Fortwodays" (I doubt that name would be taken) and I would insert "for two days" after every verb in chat
***** every guild will take him in for two days. and on the third day, he will be banned from all servers... for two days. Because all he will do is pee pee on his guildmembers for two days and for two days he will consider leaving WoW and start playing ESO or maybe Guildwars 2. And when the dark knight rises (ba dum TS) he will consider suicide for two days with a cheese knife (Bofur: "CHEESE KNIFE!"). And all will ask him, if he pressed the stop button (he: "no did you?") ... ok i could go on with that (for two days of course)...but i would bring further death to my people, if i wouldn't stop now... *FOR TWO DAYS!* (ok f0r realz this time)...enough of that! Vader, release him! ...oh whoopsy, that wasn't in any of Marklars poops. (Yeah, i can overreact sometimes with such things...But i like it. It's not as annoying as arrow to the knee jokes or other memes).
I feel like poops have 'solos' where they poop the shit out of the video and leave their own signature melody and warp style, and those riders of rohan were the sickest YTP solo i've ever seen.
Absolutely. I am actually convinced that YTP-ing is absolutely an art form. It taps into a very baseline and visceral level of humor, the simpler humor of rhythms and silly sounds. One must be careful to not overstep the repetition so that it does not overstay its welcome, and yet there's also always the extra humor of having one more extra rep than one expects. Eomer's solo is timed out so perfectly that after your laughter at the stupid sounds has abated, you start to laugh again at the sheer absurdity of the fact that it's somehow still going, and as you laugh again, the stupid sounds become funny again and keep you laughing. There are actual good and bad YTPs (it's for that reason I consider them an art) and this one is excellent.
"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be shaken, swords shall be shaken, Théoden shall be shaken, Gamling shall be shaken, a sword day, a red day, a red sword day, a sword red day eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere the sun rises, and the sword rises, and the shield rises, and Gamling rises, and the Dark Knight rises!"
The way you let the edited sounds play while showing other characters makes it look so realistic, you can really see that they are conversating. Also the Gimli scene was just hilarious!
*Screenplay of **_'Lord of the Psychotic Shrimp'_** by TheMarklar01* *After Théodred's funeral* Gandalf: Théodred's death was your making. _Lamentation of the "The Funeral of Théodred" plays. Theoden weeps, wordlessly agreeing with Gandalf._ *Isengard* Pippin: I feel. Like shit! Merry: Mmm. Pippin: A mug of ale in my ass. Merry: Mmm. Pippin: Putting my feet up, on a settle. Merry: Mmm. Pippin: After a hard day's work. Merry: Mmm. _Pippin titters. Merry laughs._ _Merry looks off into the distance with anticipation._ _Pippin does the same, but, unwilling to let go of his newfound high-grade weed in his pipe, doesn't seem to care as much._ _Pippin proceeds to change his mind._ Pippin: AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - _Rhythmic joyous laughter turns to broken, constant yelling. Screaming continues as Gandalf and co. arrive at Isengard._ Pippin: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - _Aragorn smiles ._ _Pippin's excited screaming stops._ Gandalf: Hobbits. Pippin: A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A _Gimli falling back in his chair twice in a row as Legolas stares._ _Meanwhile at Edoras, Aragorn gets up at midnight and proceeds to molest a disturbed and very much awake Eowyn._ *Hall of Theoden King* Theoden: I know what it is you want of me, but I will not bring further death to my peepee. _Gandalf frowns._ Aragorn: Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king. _Theoden springs to his feet in response, pacing towards Aragorn._ Theoden: When last I looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. _Aragorn stares benignly at the insult._ Gandalf: He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of Men return to the King of the beacons of Minas Tirith. _Theoden stares at Gandalf._ Gandalf: Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's feces. _Aragorn blinks in concern, thoughtful._ Gandalf: Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith. _Theoden continues to stare, expressionless._ Gandalf: If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war. _Aragorn looks aside, looking more thoughtful._ Theoden: Tell me. _(A pause.)_ Why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours? _Incredulous looks._ _Swords clash between Eowyn and Aragorn._ _Eowyn glares._ Aragorn: You suck with a blade. _Eowyn successfully parries._ _Fail music ._ *Battle of the Pelennor Fields* Theoden: Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES! 'ERE THE SWORD RISES! 'ERE THE SHIELDS RISES! 'ERE GAMLING RISES! 'ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES! _Drum rimshot. Gimli drunkenly guffaws._ *Golden Hall of Edoras* Theoden: Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. _(Theoden lifts his chalice.)_ Hail Theoden of Rohan. People of Rohan: Hail! Theoden: I will bring further death to my people. _Shocked staring ._ _Merriment ensues. Eowyn proffers chalice of questionable drink to Aragorn._ Eowyn: Westu Aragorn hál. _Aragorn tentatively drinks from the chalice. Fitting xylophone chromatic scale._ _Eowyn smiles hopefully._ _Gimli drinking ._ Gimli: _Incomprehensible sped-up babbling._ _Gimli drinking . Profanely burps._ _Falls back in chair four times in a row. Legolas and Eomer stare._ _Gimli, cross-eyed and drunk beyond belief, falls over again._ _Gimli proceeds to fall back on his chair over and over again._ Gimli: _Speaks backwards._ EEHH! _(Rhythmically slams cup on table. Repeatedly slams the cup faster than the naked eye can see as Eomer looks on, concerned.)_ EHHH...EHH! _(Slams cup again.)_ What did I say? He can't hold his dick. _Gimli profanely burp s again._ _Suddenly, Gimli proceeds to perform drunken dwarf acrobatics verging on wizardry._ Gimli: Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. _(Cross-eyed again, Gimli falters in his speech. Eomer looks on expectantly. Gimli stares blankly. Then, he diabolically speaks.)_ Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY A-A-A-A-A-A-A! What did I say! HE-! _(Cross-eyed one last time, Gimli finally falls back down, slowly, as Legolas looks on, amused.)_ *Throne room of Minas Tirith* Denethor: This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk its utter ru-ruin! Faramir: I did what I judged to be right. Denethor: What do you right to be judged? Faramir: What I judged to be right. Denethor: What do you right to judge you? Faramir: What I judged to be right. Denethor: What judge to right you to judge? Faramir (slowly): What I judged to be right. Denethor: What to right to judged you to right you to judge? Faramir (speaking very slowly): ...What I judged... to be right. _Denethor stares coldly._ Denethor: Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kinky gift. Faramir: Boromir would not have brought the ring. Denethor: You know nothing of this matter. Faramir: He would have kept it for his own! Denethor: You know nothing of this matter! Faramir: He would have stretched out his hand to this thing. Denethor: You know nothing of this matter! Faramir: He would have fallen! Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER! Faramir: He would have kept the fucking ring. Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!! Faramir: When he returned, you would not have known your son. Denethor: BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME- WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ- WIZARD! _(Denethor trips on Steward's throne.)_ Uuugh... _(Rhythm to the intro beat of Pokemon Platinum Lake Trio theme.)_ Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh! _Faramir stands there, silent._ Faramir: I did what I judged to be right. *Somewhere on the outskirts of Mordor* Gollum: Must go! No time! Sam: Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters. *Back in Edoras* Theoden: Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have two days. Two days. On the third, we ride for two days to Gondor. And war. War for two days. Gamling! Make haste across the Riddermark. You have two days. _Merry approaches Theoden, kneeling before him._ Merry: I offer you my SoS, Sir Theoden king. Theoden: And gladly, I accept it. I accept it for two days. _Merry grins, because foreshadowing is everything._ Eomer: Riders of Roha-hor! O-O-O-O-OATHS YOU HAVE TA-A-A-A-A-AKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILLE AAAAAAAAAAAA- _(Unintelligible noises-variations of "Now fulfill them all, to lord and land!")_ -OOOOOOHHH, EEEE, OOOOHHHH, EEEE, OOOOOOOOHHHH...- _(More unintelligible noises. Yodelling. Eomer makes animal sounds.)_ -WOW-WOW-WOW-A-A-A-A-A-A- *Windows error sound*
Denethor-Boromir would of brought me a kinky gift Faramir-Boromir would not have Denethor-YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER Faramir-He would of kept it for him self Me-hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Everyone watching this should buy TheMarklar01 a drink for making this incredible YTP. I'd buy him so many drinks he'd be more drunk than Gimli is here. XDXDXD
Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! Aaaaah ahaahahahahhahahahahha ahhhahah!
I have just found YTPs for the first time, and I haven’t slept for 20 hours. These are the definitely funny when you’re sleep deprived or high lmao I’ll edit when I watch this again once I sleep lol Edit: still funny lmao
6:40 was the funniest damn thing, the poor riders had no idea when to go on their horses XD "Maybe now? Nope... ffs we have 2 days to ride to battle against Mordor!"
-Theodred's death was your making. *sad music plays as Theoden cries* I feel. Like sus! -Mmm. A mug of ale in my ass. -Mmm. Putting my feet up, on a settle. After a hard day's work. -Mmm. *laughing* *Pippin looking exited then normal* AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *screaming continues as Gandalf arrives* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *Aragorn smiles* -Hobbits. A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A *Gimli falling back in chair* I know what it is you want of me, but i will not bring further death to my peepee. -Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king. When last i looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU HE SHALL SEE TO. -He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of men return to the king. If the beacons of Minas Tirith - -Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemies hees hees. Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith. If the beacons of the king of Middle earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war. Tell me. why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours? *confused looks* *Swords clash* -You suck with blade. *Fail music* -Arise! Arise vails of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gimli shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE SUN RISES! AND THE SWORD RISES! AND THE SHIELDS RISES! AND GIMLI RISES! AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES! *Gimli laughing* -Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. Hail Theoden of Rohan. Hail! -I will bring further death to my people. *Shocked staring* *Aragorn drinking* *Gimli drinking* HITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAA *Gimli drinking* *Burp* *Falls back in chair* *Spins in chair* GIVLORDSHSHALI... SHALUP! EEHH. *slams cup on table* EHHH...EHH! what did i say? he cant hold his dick. *Burp* *Spins incredibly fast in chair* Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY AAAAAAA! what did i say! HE! *Falls back in chair* -This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk it's utter RUINRUIN! I did what I judged to be right. -What you right to be judged? what I judged to be right. -What to right to judge you? what I judged to be right. -What judge to right you to judge? what I judged to be right. -What to right to judged you to right to to judge? W H A T I J U D G E D, T O B E R I G H T. -Boromir would have remembered his fathers need. He would have brought me a kinky gift. Boromir would not have brought the ring. -You know nothing of this matter. He would have kept it for his own! -You know nothing of this matter! He would have stretched out his hand to this thing- -You know nothing of this matter!! He would have fallen! -YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER! He would have kept the fucking ring. -YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!! When he returned, you would know nothing of your son. -BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME WIZAWIZAWIZ WIZAWIZAWIZ WIZAWIZAWIZARD!! Uuugh! HOHHOHHOHHOHHHOH I did what I judged to be right. -Must go! no time! Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters. -Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have 2 days. 2 days. on the third, we ride for 2 days to Gondor. And war. war for 2 days. -Gimli! make haste across the rivermarch. You have 2 days. I offer you my source, Theoden king. -And gladly, I accept it! I accept it for 2 days. Riders of Rohanun!OOOOOATHS YOU HAVE TAAAAAAKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOO F WOOF WOOF FILL THE MAMA FILL THE MAMA LIL THE MAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA- *unintelligible noises* *Windows error*
@@gabgarcia9935 That's not autism. This is: *After Théodred's funeral* Gandalf: Théodred's death was your making. _Lamentation of the "The Funeral of Théodred" plays. Theoden weeps, wordlessly agreeing with Gandalf._ *Isengard* Pippin: I feel. Like shit! Merry: Mmm. Pippin: A mug of ale in my ass. Merry: Mmm. Pippin: Putting my feet up, on a settle. Merry: Mmm. Pippin: After a hard day's work. Merry: Mmm. _Pippin titters. Merry laughs._ _Merry looks off into the distance with anticipation._ _Pippin does the same, but, unwilling to let go of his newfound high-grade weed in his pipe, doesn't seem to care as much._ _Pippin proceeds to change his mind._ Pippin: AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - _Rhythmic joyous laughter turns to broken, constant yelling. Screaming continues as Gandalf and co. arrive at Isengard._ Pippin: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA - _Aragorn smiles ._ _Pippin's excited screaming stops._ Gandalf: Hobbits. Pippin: A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A _Gimli falling back in chair twice in a row as Legolas stares._ _Meanwhile at Edoras, Aragorn gets up at midnight and proceeds to molest a disturbed and very much awake Eowyn._ *Hall of Theoden King* Theoden: I know what it is you want of me, but I will not bring further death to my peepee. _Gandalf frowns._ Aragorn: Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king. _Theoden springs to his feet in response, pacing towards Aragorn._ Theoden: When last I looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU PIECE OF SHIT. _Aragorn stares benignly at the insult._ Gandalf: He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of Men return to the King of the beacons of Minas Tirith. _Theoden stares at Gandalf._ Gandalf: Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's feces. _Aragorn blinks in concern, thoughtful._ Gandalf: Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith. _Theoden continues to stare, expressionless._ Gandalf: If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war. _Aragorn looks aside, looking more thoughtful._ Theoden: Tell me. _(A pause.)_ Why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours? _Incredulous looks._ _Swords clash between Eowyn and Aragorn._ _Eowyn glares._ Aragorn: You suck with a blade. _Eowyn successfully parries._ _Fail music ._ *Battle of the Pelennor Fields* Theoden: Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES! 'ERE THE SWORD RISES! 'ERE THE SHIELDS RISES! 'ERE GAMLING RISES! 'ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES! _Drum rimshot. Gimli drunkenly guffaws._ *Golden Hall of Edoras* Theoden: Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. _(Theoden lifts his chalice.)_ Hail Theoden of Rohan. People of Rohan: Hail! Theoden: I will bring further death to my people. _Shocked staring ._ _Merriment ensues. Eowyn proffers chalice of questionable drink to Aragorn._ Eowyn: Westu Aragorn hál. _Aragorn tentatively drinks from the chalice. Fitting xylophone chromatic scale._ _Eowyn smiles hopefully._ _Gimli drinking ._ Gimli: _Incomprehensible sped-up babbling._ _Gimli drinking . Profanely burps._ _Falls back in chair four times in a row. Legolas and Eomer stare._ _Gimli, cross-eyed and drunk beyond belief, falls over again._ _Gimli proceeds to fall back on his chair over and over again._ Gimli: _Speaks backwards._ EEHH! _(Rhythmically slams cup on table. Repeatedly slams the cup faster than the naked eye can see as Eomer looks on, concerned.)_ EHHH...EHH! _(Slams cup again.)_ What did I say? He can't hold his dick. _Gimli profanely burp s again._ _Suddenly, Gimli proceeds to perform drunken dwarf acrobatics verging on wizardry._ Gimli: Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. _(Cross-eyed again, Gimli falters in his speech. Eomer looks on expectantly. Gimli stares blankly. Then, he diabolically speaks.)_ Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY A-A-A-A-A-A-A! What did I say! HE-! _(Cross-eyed one last time, Gimli finally falls back down, slowly, as Legolas looks on, amused.)_ *Throne room of Minas Tirith* Denethor: This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk its utter ru-ruin! Faramir: I did what I judged to be right. Denethor: What do you right to be judged? Faramir: What I judged to be right. Denethor: What do you right to judge you? Faramir: What I judged to be right. Denethor: What judge to right you to judge? Faramir (slowly): What I judged to be right. Denethor: What to right to judged you to right you to judge? Faramir (speaking very slowly): ...What I judged... to be right. _Denethor stares coldly._ Denethor: Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kinky gift. Faramir: Boromir would not have brought the ring. Denethor: You know nothing of this matter. Faramir: He would have kept it for his own! Denethor: You know nothing of this matter! Faramir: He would have stretched out his hand to this thing. Denethor: You know nothing of this matter! Faramir: He would have fallen! Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER! Faramir: He would have kept the fucking ring. Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!! Faramir: When he returned, you would not have known your son. Denethor: BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME- WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ- WIZARD! _(Denethor trips on Steward's throne.)_ Uuugh... _(Rhythm to the intro beat of Pokemon Platinum Lake Trio theme.)_ Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh! _Faramir stands there, silent._ Faramir: I did what I judged to be right. *Somewhere on the outskirts of Mordor* Gollum: Must go! No time! Sam: Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters. *Back in Edoras* Theoden: Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have two days. Two days. On the third, we ride for two days to Gondor. And war. War for two days. Gamling! Make haste across the Riddermark. You have two days. _Merry approaches Theoden, kneeling before him._ Merry: I offer you my SoS, Sir Theoden king. Theoden: And gladly, I accept it. I accept it for two days. _Merry grins, because foreshadowing is everything._ Eomer: Riders of Roha-hor! O-O-O-O-OATHS YOU HAVE TA-A-A-A-A-AKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILLE AAAAAAAAAAAA- _(Unintelligible noises-variations of "Now fulfill them all, to lord and land!")_ -OOOOOOHHH, EEEE, OOOOHHHH, EEEE, OOOOOOOOHHHH...- _(More unintelligible noises. Yodelling. Eomer makes animal sounds.)_ -WOW-WOW-WOW-A-A-A-A-A-A- *Windows error sound*
Gandalfs philosophy: " He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees a throne of man return to the king of the beacons of Minas Tirith. Pippin saw in the Palantia a glipms of the enemies pee pee. Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith. If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are dipped, Pippin must be ready for a war. "
![[YTP] Revenge of the Sand](/img/n.gif)
"Why should we come to the aid of those who come to ours?"
*incredulous stare*
JawsFan27 That was fucking hilarious
U know nothing of this matter
JawsFan27 I totally agree. Funny asf 🤣🤣
PDP LOL
Do you mean to tell me it is a good morning or it’s it a fruitcake this morning because it is a MARY JANE or because this morning is a MY BACK or do you have morning wood
"Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. Hail Theoden of Rohan!" "HAIL!" "I will bring further death to my people." *shocked staring*
The history of human leadership
actually... history is lore like:
I will bring further death to my people.
HAIL!
I thought he said "sovereign ass"
Taylor Jaffe sounds about right for him
It’s ‘sovereign ass’ I think
"Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith"
BAHAHAHAHAHA
+transformersbannana
He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of men return to the beacons of Minas Tirith.
+5Oblivion If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war.
+Aiephrus Goldwing In the palantir pippin saw a glimpse of the enemy's FECES!
Jee Zed Cheese knife?
It's "raze" meaning he will basically destroy pippin
"Boromir was loyal to MORDOR! Not some wizawizawiz, wizawizawiz, wizawiza, wizawizawiz, wizawizawiz WIZARD!"
he was loyal to mordor for 2 days
You know nothing of this matter!
I done what i judged to judge what i'm right to judge
He had a red sword shaken day for two days
You missed one 🤣
5:28- BEST PART. "Boromir would have remembered his father's need . . . He would have brought me a Kinky gift."
iforgot87871 YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!!
Bertholdt Hoover he would have kept the fucking ring
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!!
Boromir was loyal to MORDOR! Not some wizzawizzawizz wizzawizzawizz wizz wizz
@@Bloodletter8 eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu eheu
You know how hard it is to watch this without laughing in a public library?
Lol!!! 😀😀😀😀
Or at work 😂
Did you snort laugh by any chance? They're the best XD
Just go in the bathroom and burst out laughing
I’m in math class
"Theodred's death was your making"
I knew it was gonna be good from that point on.
Gandalf tells it like it is.
"Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sovereign ass"
Me too.
@@max-davy sorry* lol
Bro I literally said the same thing in my head haha 1 second into the video and I'm already folding hahaha
All I can Imagine at 3:46 is Gimli rotating around the stool or chair he's sitting on. Like he's orbiting it or something, and everyone else is staring on at his drunken physics hacks.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!! XD XD
edde
^^
You know nothing Jon Snow.
Jesus my sides from laughing at your comment
Boromir would have given me a kinky gift
+Franky Novotny
You know nothing of this matter!
+Franky Novotny You know nothing of this matter!
He would've fallen.
I did what I judged to be right.
He would have kept it for his own
"I offer you my SoS Theoden, King."
"I´m gladly. I accept it. I accept it for two days."
Thought it was Sauce xD
@@SephTheHuntress it could be interpreted either way. It is art, after all.
@@Angel-fl8my it's sauce for sure.
what else would be fit for a king if not sauce?
*And gladly, I accept it
@@KaelDenna a completely unrelated reference but now Gordon Ramsay will know where the lamb sauce is :D
Make another YTP. You have two days.
it's been 2 years
It's been 2 months since you posted that.
Mike Hunt it's been 2 weeks since you commented that
The_.Jam._Man Sealand?
Nexion Nekros it's been a year since you commented that
Eomer.exe has stopped working
for two days
Haha😂That was a good one
You have no idea how many times I've replayed that scene, my stomach hurts from the laughing, too good.
I laughed for 2 days to pervert Aragorn
+Legion Geth and on the third...we ride for Gondor...and War...
+Cayden War, for two days
mhhhmmm
Why do you think he said she... sucked, with a blade.
Theoden's Pee Pee shall be shaken for two days!
Is it just me, or are YTPs more fun to watch by yourself than with others....
Change Your Name Please yeah, they just don't get it...
JoJo Banks I have one other friend that understands and will watch them with me in hysterics- but mainly yes, I'm alone on this one. Xp
JoJo Banks Luckily most of my friends have a twisted sense of humor like me so I'm not alone.
Cameron Camardelle You lucky man
Same. Unless you have a friend who likes YTPs as well.
'A SWORD DAY.
A RED DAY.
A RED SWORD DAY.
A SWORD RED DAY.'
I AM JUST!
OMG!
I STILL WATCH THIS EVERYTIME I'M SAD AND IT STOPS ME FROM CRYING!
OMFG!
DEAR THEMARKLAR01, I FUCKING LOVE YOU!
***** what judged to right you to judge?
***** jhpv89
This is how you would serve this shitty city?
You would risk it's utter rui-ruin!
I love all of you omg :')
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE SUN RISES
Charley Hamshere AHHHHHHHH AND THE SUN RISES
I like how Gimli's chair was on a windmill
A SWORD DAY!
A RED DAY!
A RED SWORD DAY!
A SWORD RED DAY!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAND THE SUN RISES
AND THE SWORD RISES
AND THE SHIELDS RISES
AND GAMLING RISES
AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
+Consural gimli
I am sad that he did not say A SAUCE DAY!
Everyone SHALL BE SHAKEN!
Theoden's speech made me cry laughing.
for two days.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
We will ride for 2 days, and on the third we will ride for 2 days and then War.War for two days.... Gamling make haste across the ridamark, you have two days..... I offer you my sword theodin king... And gladly i accept it. I accept it for two days.
You know nothing of this matter!
What you right to judged to right?!
@@hatmanmattzadokdestati353 *slomo* oooiiii dddiiidddd wwhhaattt iiiii jjjiidddgggeeddd toooo beee rriiigghhhtt
Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be shaken, swords shall be shaken! theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken!
A sword day, a red day! Sword red day! A red sword day! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES ERE THE SHIELD RISES ERE THE SWORD RISES ERE GAMLING RISES ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!
....For two days.
Also I guess Eomer wasnt shaken and he didnt rise
It's 'gimmli' not 'gambling' you idiot
+Max Coates his third in command is named Gamling. I know my shit bruh.
+Max Coates #REKT
There is something very wrong going on in Rohan...
Haha😂You're right
It's been going on for 2 days
@@ruhanahmed1718 Exactly. 😂
6:12 You have 2 days. 2 Days..on the third we ride for 2 days 2 Gondor.
Jakzerstoren Best part in this YTP.
***** Yes it is xD its an inside joke with my cousins now xD
Hasten to get this comment 2 likes. You have 2 days.
Jakzerstoren
You got punched. Punched for 2 days. On the third, you will not be punched for 2 days.
Riders of Rohahorn! OOOOOOATHS you have TAAAAAAAAAKEN! Now..MUMUMUMUMU- WOOW.........MULAMAMALUMAMALULULUAHAAHAAHAauauaua LULULULU AAAAAHHHAAHHH UUUUUUUOOOOO AHHAHHHAAAAHHHH UUUUUUOOOOO
*trips on Steward's Throne*
Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh!
I did what i judged to be right XD
wiza-wiza-wiz wiza-wiza-wiz wiza-wiz wiza-wiza-wiz wiza-wiza-wiz WIZARD !!
YOUKNOWNOTHINGOFTHISMATTER!
"Tell me, why should we ride to the aid of those who'd come to ours?" - sums up Theoden in Two Towers pretty well
Thankfully, he learned better.
Arvid Axelsson last I checked Han Solo is King of Rohan
Not Aragon piece of shit
Theoden with Grima in his head: "I will bring further death to my people."
Luckily he came to his senses after 2 days
Serving a shitty city hoping for kinky gifts is not the way to rule kingdoms such as the Mushroom Kingdom.
And it's leaders sorry ass
After seeing that part of faramir with denethor, I don't think I can take that scene seriously anymore once I rewatch lotr xD
and you shall rewatch it for two days
Boromir would've brought a kinky gift in two days
Sauron will raze Pippin to the ground in two days before he sees a kinky gift be brought to this shitty city. He judged to right you to judge!
***** but sauce was destroyed?
*AHHYEHYEHEYHEYHEYEHEYHEYHEYHEYEHYEAHHHHHHH*
Wun Harati I
Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken!
They shall be shaken for two days
Roast chicken shall be swords! salted pork shall be spears! Ale shall be shaken! Theoden's pee pee shall be cheese knife!
A shield day! A sword day! A shield sword day!
Gamling SHALL BE SHAKEN
+Pizza Time I will bring further death to my pee pee
Boromir would have remembered his fathers need... He would have bought me a kinky gift...
The consistent use of making a repeated sound, then continuing the sound off camera like it's happening in front of the person, is fucking GENIUS.
An essential technique taught in YTP school since the early classical period
Merry.exe is not responding.
Jamie Budge you mean Pip?
RIDERS OF ROHAHOR, HOHOHOOHOHOS U HAVE TTTTTTAKEN , NOW FULFIUFIUFIU WOOF HOOAAAAAOOH WOOFWOOFWOOFWOOF FILEMOLFULFILEMOLFULFILEMO OOOHHEEEOOHEOOEHOEOE OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU RROROROROROROROROOROROR EEEOOOOEEEOOEEEOEEE AAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO EEEEOOEEEEEOEEEEOEEEO AAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOO
That = Mindfu*k
Nomenak funniest part
Lawson Such a beautiful speech! A real general he is!
The HALLA HALLA HALLA HALLA part legit killed me omg my sides
Thanks I legitimately needed a transcript of that speech.
"Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the sith."
"Theoden shall be shaken, Gamling shall be shaken."
"I will bring further death to my people."
Amazing.
Denethor: "Words have reached my ears of this Aragon son of Arathorn and I will tell you now. I will not bow to this ranger of the North."
Aragon: "Are you threatening me?"
''He would have kept the fucking ring'' HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
!Yu.GoD!~Dragonfire For 2 days
You know nothing of this matter!!!
He did what he judged to be right!
@@theburningman5047 What you right to be judged?!
@@farhaanj4330 What I judged..... To be right.....
Tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sovereign ass.
I am a bit late, but it is sorry ass.
QwQ
Sovereign ass is funnier XD
NeoLedah
And correct!
Worst. Toast. Ever.
This video made me consider rolling a character in World of Warcraft named "Fortwodays" (I doubt that name would be taken) and I would insert "for two days" after every verb in chat
im sure you'd only play, for two days
***** he will bring further death to his people
for two days
*****
every guild will take him in for two days. and on the third day, he will be banned from all servers...
for two days.
Because all he will do is pee pee on his guildmembers for two days and for two days he will consider leaving WoW and start playing ESO or maybe Guildwars 2.
And when the dark knight rises (ba dum TS) he will consider suicide for two days with a cheese knife (Bofur: "CHEESE KNIFE!").
And all will ask him, if he pressed the stop button (he: "no did you?")
...
ok i could go on with that (for two days of course)...but i would bring further death to my people, if i wouldn't stop now... *FOR TWO DAYS!*
(ok f0r realz this time)...enough of that! Vader, release him! ...oh whoopsy, that wasn't in any of Marklars poops.
(Yeah, i can overreact sometimes with such things...But i like it. It's not as annoying as arrow to the knee jokes or other memes).
Joseph Stakel Jr. Do it in DnD.
3 years later I'm here to make sure you do
karl_urban.exe has crashed.
Haha😂
I did what i judged to be right.
What you right to be judged?
+Cameron Camardelle HOHOHOHOHOH HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HOOOOOH HOHOHOHO HUHOHOH
+Cameron Camardelle what I judged to be right
+gtpower3 what you right to judge you?
Radu Ven what I judged to be right
7:05
*Guard*: fucking hell, do we get on our horses or not!?
Ooooh...OOOOH!
I saw this video 2 days after it came out
+Connor Lee then you watched it for 2 days
+Johnny Delgado I lol'd. I lol'd FOR TWO DAYS
I saw this video 2 days before it came out
Father Ireland did you watch it for 2 days?
Clever. And on the third day you died
If you're stoned, 6:40 onward is like a religious experience
***** 2 days for 2 days 2 days for 2 days XD
It still is even if you're not high
Ego death part
I am high rn. It's 2am and I'm trying so hard not to laugh. My lungs are collapsing I can't hold it in anymore
I lost it at "And the Dark Knight Rises"
You have to make another one! You have 2 DAYS!!
time is up.
it takes like 7 months to make one -_-
Annette Clements YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER
XD
and another.... You have 2 days! XD
I feel like poops have 'solos' where they poop the shit out of the video and leave their own signature melody and warp style, and those riders of rohan were the sickest YTP solo i've ever seen.
You know nothing of this matter
Bill Gates
What judge to right him??
?
He worked on that part for 2 days
Absolutely.
I am actually convinced that YTP-ing is absolutely an art form. It taps into a very baseline and visceral level of humor, the simpler humor of rhythms and silly sounds. One must be careful to not overstep the repetition so that it does not overstay its welcome, and yet there's also always the extra humor of having one more extra rep than one expects.
Eomer's solo is timed out so perfectly that after your laughter at the stupid sounds has abated, you start to laugh again at the sheer absurdity of the fact that it's somehow still going, and as you laugh again, the stupid sounds become funny again and keep you laughing. There are actual good and bad YTPs (it's for that reason I consider them an art) and this one is excellent.
Best laugh ever.
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER
tonight we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry. ass hail theodan of rohan haaaaiiilllll I will bring further to my people (silence)
your hobbit has crashed please reboot
Joseph Dolman hahaha
HMMM!
OMG, the whole Faramir/Denethor sequence KILLS ME
The heroic charge of the Rohirrim brings a tear to my eye every time.
He would have brought me a kinky gift.
You know nothing of this matter
0:33 caused my coffee to go halfway across my kitchen !
Pippin is glitched.
RZBionicle for 2 days
Kris Norge The coffee went across he kitchen for 2 days.
"Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be shaken, swords shall be shaken, Théoden shall be shaken, Gamling shall be shaken, a sword day, a red day, a red sword day, a sword red day eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere the sun rises, and the sword rises, and the shield rises, and Gamling rises, and the Dark Knight rises!"
Lol
CABAL for two days
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER
I love how this turns Aragorn into a creepy dude that likes to stare at women's feet while they sleep.
7:05 Éomer needs a chill pill
😂
And not only one pill😂
Someone needs to make a 48h version of this, so we'll literally watch this, for 2 days.
A sword day.
A red day.
A red sword day.
A sword red day.
ANNNNNNNNNNND THE SUN RISES!!
Shields shall be shaken
Spears shall be shaken
Swords shall be shaken
Theoden shall be shaken
Gamling shall be shaken
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The way you let the edited sounds play while showing other characters makes it look so realistic, you can really see that they are conversating. Also the Gimli scene was just hilarious!
"I will not bring further death to my pee pee" i laughed so hard for 2 days
I watched this for two days
+Prince Marth I like this comment. I like it for two days.
breasthound I reply to this comment. I reply for two days.
I subscribe for two days
SPACE
"Tonight we remember those who gave their blood, to defend my sorry ass. Hail Theoden of Rohan!"
*Screenplay of **_'Lord of the Psychotic Shrimp'_** by TheMarklar01*
*After Théodred's funeral*
Gandalf: Théodred's death was your making.
_Lamentation of the "The Funeral of Théodred" plays. Theoden weeps, wordlessly agreeing with Gandalf._
*Isengard*
Pippin: I feel. Like shit!
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: A mug of ale in my ass.
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: Putting my feet up, on a settle.
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: After a hard day's work.
Merry: Mmm.
_Pippin titters. Merry laughs._
_Merry looks off into the distance with anticipation._
_Pippin does the same, but, unwilling to let go of his newfound high-grade weed in his pipe, doesn't seem to care as much._
_Pippin proceeds to change his mind._
Pippin: AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-
_Rhythmic joyous laughter turns to broken, constant yelling. Screaming continues as Gandalf and co. arrive at Isengard._
Pippin: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-
_Aragorn smiles
._
_Pippin's excited screaming stops._
Gandalf: Hobbits.
Pippin: A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A
_Gimli falling back in his chair twice in a row
as Legolas stares._
_Meanwhile at Edoras, Aragorn gets up at midnight and proceeds to molest a disturbed and very much awake Eowyn._
*Hall of Theoden King*
Theoden: I know what it is you want of me, but I will not bring further death to my peepee.
_Gandalf frowns._
Aragorn: Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king.
_Theoden springs to his feet in response, pacing towards Aragorn._
Theoden: When last I looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
_Aragorn stares benignly at the insult._
Gandalf: He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of Men return to the King of the beacons of Minas Tirith.
_Theoden stares at Gandalf._
Gandalf: Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's feces.
_Aragorn blinks in concern, thoughtful._
Gandalf: Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith.
_Theoden continues to stare, expressionless._
Gandalf: If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war.
_Aragorn looks aside, looking more thoughtful._
Theoden: Tell me. _(A pause.)_ Why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours?
_Incredulous looks._
_Swords clash
between Eowyn and Aragorn._
_Eowyn glares._
Aragorn: You suck with a blade.
_Eowyn successfully parries._
_Fail music
._
*Battle of the Pelennor Fields*
Theoden: Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden!
Spears shall be shaken!
Shields shall be shaken!
Swords shall be shaken!
Theoden shall be shaken!
Gamling shall be shaken!
A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day!
'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES!
'ERE THE SWORD RISES!
'ERE THE SHIELDS RISES!
'ERE GAMLING RISES!
'ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!
_Drum rimshot. Gimli drunkenly guffaws._
*Golden Hall of Edoras*
Theoden: Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. _(Theoden lifts his chalice.)_ Hail Theoden of Rohan.
People of Rohan: Hail!
Theoden: I will bring further death to my people.
_Shocked staring
._
_Merriment ensues. Eowyn proffers chalice of questionable drink to Aragorn._
Eowyn: Westu Aragorn hál.
_Aragorn tentatively drinks from the chalice. Fitting xylophone chromatic scale._
_Eowyn smiles hopefully._
_Gimli drinking
._
Gimli: _Incomprehensible sped-up babbling._
_Gimli drinking
. Profanely burps._
_Falls back in chair
four times in a row. Legolas and Eomer stare._
_Gimli, cross-eyed and drunk beyond belief, falls over again._
_Gimli proceeds to fall back on his chair over and over again._
Gimli: _Speaks backwards._ EEHH! _(Rhythmically slams cup on table. Repeatedly slams the cup faster than the naked eye can see as Eomer looks on, concerned.)_ EHHH...EHH! _(Slams cup again.)_ What did I say? He can't hold his dick.
_Gimli profanely burp
s again._
_Suddenly, Gimli proceeds to perform drunken dwarf acrobatics verging on wizardry._
Gimli: Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. _(Cross-eyed again, Gimli falters in his speech. Eomer looks on expectantly. Gimli stares blankly. Then, he diabolically speaks.)_ Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY A-A-A-A-A-A-A! What did I say! HE-!
_(Cross-eyed one last time, Gimli finally falls back down, slowly, as Legolas looks on, amused.)_
*Throne room of Minas Tirith*
Denethor: This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk its utter ru-ruin!
Faramir: I did what I judged to be right.
Denethor: What do you right to be judged?
Faramir: What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What do you right to judge you?
Faramir: What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What judge to right you to judge?
Faramir (slowly): What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What to right to judged you to right you to judge?
Faramir (speaking very slowly): ...What I judged... to be right.
_Denethor stares coldly._
Denethor: Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kinky gift.
Faramir: Boromir would not have brought the ring.
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter.
Faramir: He would have kept it for his own!
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter!
Faramir: He would have stretched out his hand to this thing.
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter!
Faramir: He would have fallen!
Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!
Faramir: He would have kept the fucking ring.
Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!
Faramir: When he returned, you would not have known your son.
Denethor: BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME- WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ- WIZARD! _(Denethor trips on Steward's throne.)_ Uuugh... _(Rhythm to the intro beat of Pokemon Platinum Lake Trio theme.)_ Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh!
_Faramir stands there, silent._
Faramir: I did what I judged to be right.
*Somewhere on the outskirts of Mordor*
Gollum: Must go! No time!
Sam: Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters.
*Back in Edoras*
Theoden: Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have two days. Two days. On the third, we ride for two days to Gondor. And war. War for two days.
Gamling! Make haste across the Riddermark. You have two days.
_Merry approaches Theoden, kneeling before him._
Merry: I offer you my SoS, Sir Theoden king.
Theoden: And gladly, I accept it. I accept it for two days.
_Merry grins, because foreshadowing is everything._
Eomer: Riders of Roha-hor! O-O-O-O-OATHS YOU HAVE TA-A-A-A-A-AKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILLE AAAAAAAAAAAA- _(Unintelligible noises-variations of "Now fulfill them all, to lord and land!")_ -OOOOOOHHH, EEEE, OOOOHHHH, EEEE, OOOOOOOOHHHH...- _(More unintelligible noises. Yodelling. Eomer makes animal sounds.)_ -WOW-WOW-WOW-A-A-A-A-A-A-
*Windows error sound*
Give this man a medal or something...
🏆
Denethor-Boromir would of brought me a kinky gift
Faramir-Boromir would not have
Denethor-YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER
Faramir-He would of kept it for him self
Me-hahahahahahahahahahaha.
Philip The Darkness March He would have kept the fucking ring.
The first TH-cam poop I ever watched was in 6th grade. I am now 18 years old. Why the fuck am I still watching these?
+Karmagician Because they're funny.
I can beat that record
I watched my first ytp 10 years ago
+TheLoneVolfe I don't know. This question is kind of random.
Because you aren't 20 yet...and because ytp ftw!
Everyone watching this should buy TheMarklar01 a drink for making this incredible YTP. I'd buy him so many drinks he'd be more drunk than Gimli is here. XDXDXD
Heh heh. 'You suck with a blade'
That king yelling...good grief...
You suck with a blade. Haha sooooo good
He´d be drunk FOR 2 DAYS
And on the third he will have a hangover... he will have a hangover for 2 DAYS
0:33 - 0:57 and 6:40 to the end are what make this poop a true masterpiece.
I wish Boromir would bring me a kinky gift. ;p
*brings Azul a kinky gift*
I liked this, I judged it to be right.
You know nothing of this matter
you liked this for two days
I like how Faramir is the only one who isn't insane.
He did what he judged
to be right
"He would have brought me a kinky gift"
Denethor
@ 0:45. Merry and Pippin.exe has suffered a fatal error!
1:39 "Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's FECES!"
I'm dying...
Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gamling shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! Aaaaah ahaahahahahhahahahahha ahhhahah!
1:01 Woah...glad THAT creepy scene got cut O_o
King Dormak Lol, but the look on her face....
Ere the Dark Knight Rises!
Hehehehehheh
Still crack up with laughter after 10 years 😂
Denethor is constantly having to have his grammar corrected by Faramir... proves who was listening in English lessons
Pippen: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHHAAHHHAAHHA
Gandalf: *removes sunglasses* Mother of god
I'm going to subscribe for 2 days.
Quotes from this I use way too often: "Boromir would've brought me a kinky gift!" and "I will not bring further death to my pee pee!"
I use the speech about everything being shaken and everything rising
"When last I looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan, not Aragorn, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
You know nothing of this matter for two days!
7:16 Eomer.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience.
Gimli is too heavy to be risen.
It's unhealthy how much I watch this
Ah, there’s that critically acclaimed dwarven physics I’ve heard so much about.
I can't take Eomer seriosly anymore
+Neon Queen ._.
Riders of Roharoh!
O-O-O-O-O-O-Oaths you have ta-a-a-a-ken!
Lol😂That part was really good
3:30 jeez Gimli lay off the crack
Was I the only one hoping for "And the cheese knife rises!" ? yukyukyuk
this is how you would serve this shitty city? you would risk it's utter roo roo?
CHEESE KNIFE?!
You know nothing of this matter
Inquisitor Green I did what I judged to be sauce
m1994a3jagnew Boromir was loyal to MORDOR! Not some wizzawizawizwizzawizawizwizzawizawz WIZARD!
I have just found YTPs for the first time, and I haven’t slept for 20 hours. These are the definitely funny when you’re sleep deprived or high lmao
I’ll edit when I watch this again once I sleep lol
Edit: still funny lmao
I've been watching this video for so long now :") it always makes me feel super happy
lol that part with Gimli falling over will never get old. haha
YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!
Apparently dwarves get really glitchy when they're drunk.
3:27 - 4:45 = BEST DRUNK GUY EVER! Gimli was always my favourite from the trio since 2002. I was only 7-8 back then. Awww,the memories...
leelamomaleelamomaleealamoma
APULALULAULAULALUA AHUP ARRAW AUHUP ARRAWU, APULULULULU LULAMAMA LULAMAMA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
I almost forgot: they didn't have two days to offer their sauce!
"Gamling shall be shaken!"
6:40 was the funniest damn thing, the poor riders had no idea when to go on their horses XD "Maybe now? Nope... ffs we have 2 days to ride to battle against Mordor!"
6:50 karlurban.exe has stopped working
Haha😂right
We shall mourn *FOR TWO DAYS*
RIP Bernard Hill, King of Rohan
0:12 “I feel like sh*t.” 😂
It’s probably the mug of ale in your a$$
-Theodred's death was your making.
*sad music plays as Theoden cries*
I feel. Like sus!
-Mmm.
A mug of ale in my ass.
-Mmm.
Putting my feet up, on a settle. After a hard day's work.
-Mmm.
*laughing*
*Pippin looking exited then normal*
AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*screaming continues as Gandalf arrives*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Aragorn smiles*
-Hobbits.
A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A
*Gimli falling back in chair*
I know what it is you want of me, but i will not bring further death to my peepee.
-Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king.
When last i looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU HE SHALL SEE TO.
-He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of men return to the king. If the beacons of Minas Tirith -
-Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemies hees hees. Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith. If the beacons of the king of Middle earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war.
Tell me. why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours?
*confused looks*
*Swords clash*
-You suck with blade.
*Fail music*
-Arise! Arise vails of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall be shaken! Swords shall be shaken! Theoden shall be shaken! Gimli shall be shaken! A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THE SUN RISES! AND THE SWORD RISES! AND THE SHIELDS RISES! AND GIMLI RISES! AND THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!
*Gimli laughing*
-Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. Hail Theoden of Rohan.
Hail!
-I will bring further death to my people.
*Shocked staring*
*Aragorn drinking*
*Gimli drinking*
HITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAAHITTMEWITHAA
*Gimli drinking*
*Burp*
*Falls back in chair*
*Spins in chair*
GIVLORDSHSHALI... SHALUP! EEHH.
*slams cup on table*
EHHH...EHH!
what did i say? he cant hold his dick.
*Burp*
*Spins incredibly fast in chair*
Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY AAAAAAA! what did i say! HE!
*Falls back in chair*
-This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk it's utter RUINRUIN!
I did what I judged to be right.
-What you right to be judged?
what I judged to be right.
-What to right to judge you?
what I judged to be right.
-What judge to right you to judge?
what I judged to be right.
-What to right to judged you to right to to judge?
W H A T I J U D G E D, T O B E R I G H T.
-Boromir would have remembered his fathers need. He would have brought me a kinky gift.
Boromir would not have brought the ring.
-You know nothing of this matter.
He would have kept it for his own!
-You know nothing of this matter!
He would have stretched out his hand to this thing-
-You know nothing of this matter!!
He would have fallen!
-YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!
He would have kept the fucking ring.
-YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!
When he returned, you would know nothing of your son.
-BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME WIZAWIZAWIZ WIZAWIZAWIZ WIZAWIZAWIZARD!! Uuugh! HOHHOHHOHHOHHHOH
I did what I judged to be right.
-Must go! no time!
Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters.
-Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have 2 days. 2 days. on the third, we ride for 2 days to Gondor. And war. war for 2 days.
-Gimli! make haste across the rivermarch. You have 2 days.
I offer you my source, Theoden king.
-And gladly, I accept it! I accept it for 2 days.
Riders of Rohanun!OOOOOATHS YOU HAVE TAAAAAAKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOO F WOOF WOOF FILL THE MAMA FILL THE MAMA LIL THE MAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA-
*unintelligible noises*
*Windows error*
Autism
@@gabgarcia9935 That's not autism. This is:
*After Théodred's funeral*
Gandalf: Théodred's death was your making.
_Lamentation of the "The Funeral of Théodred" plays. Theoden weeps, wordlessly agreeing with Gandalf._
*Isengard*
Pippin: I feel. Like shit!
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: A mug of ale in my ass.
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: Putting my feet up, on a settle.
Merry: Mmm.
Pippin: After a hard day's work.
Merry: Mmm.
_Pippin titters. Merry laughs._
_Merry looks off into the distance with anticipation._
_Pippin does the same, but, unwilling to let go of his newfound high-grade weed in his pipe, doesn't seem to care as much._
_Pippin proceeds to change his mind._
Pippin: AAAAAAAUAUAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-
_Rhythmic joyous laughter turns to broken, constant yelling. Screaming continues as Gandalf and co. arrive at Isengard._
Pippin: -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-
_Aragorn smiles
._
_Pippin's excited screaming stops._
Gandalf: Hobbits.
Pippin: A-A-A-A-A-A--A-A-A
_Gimli falling back in chair twice in a row
as Legolas stares._
_Meanwhile at Edoras, Aragorn gets up at midnight and proceeds to molest a disturbed and very much awake Eowyn._
*Hall of Theoden King*
Theoden: I know what it is you want of me, but I will not bring further death to my peepee.
_Gandalf frowns._
Aragorn: Èomer is loyal to you. His men will return and fight for their king.
_Theoden springs to his feet in response, pacing towards Aragorn._
Theoden: When last I looked, Han Solo was king of Rohan. Not Aragorn, YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
_Aragorn stares benignly at the insult._
Gandalf: He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees the throne of Men return to the King of the beacons of Minas Tirith.
_Theoden stares at Gandalf._
Gandalf: Pippin saw in the Palantir a glimpse of the enemy's feces.
_Aragorn blinks in concern, thoughtful._
Gandalf: Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith.
_Theoden continues to stare, expressionless._
Gandalf: If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are lit, Pippin must be ready for war.
_Aragorn looks aside, looking more thoughtful._
Theoden: Tell me. _(A pause.)_ Why should we ride to the aid of those who come to ours?
_Incredulous looks._
_Swords clash
between Eowyn and Aragorn._
_Eowyn glares._
Aragorn: You suck with a blade.
_Eowyn successfully parries._
_Fail music
._
*Battle of the Pelennor Fields*
Theoden: Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden!
Spears shall be shaken!
Shields shall be shaken!
Swords shall be shaken!
Theoden shall be shaken!
Gamling shall be shaken!
A sword day! A red day! A red sword day! A sword red day!
'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE THE SUN RISES!
'ERE THE SWORD RISES!
'ERE THE SHIELDS RISES!
'ERE GAMLING RISES!
'ERE THE DARK KNIGHT RISES!
_Drum rimshot. Gimli drunkenly guffaws._
*Golden Hall of Edoras*
Theoden: Tonight, we remember those who gave their blood to defend my sorry ass. _(Theoden lifts his chalice.)_ Hail Theoden of Rohan.
People of Rohan: Hail!
Theoden: I will bring further death to my people.
_Shocked staring
._
_Merriment ensues. Eowyn proffers chalice of questionable drink to Aragorn._
Eowyn: Westu Aragorn hál.
_Aragorn tentatively drinks from the chalice. Fitting xylophone chromatic scale._
_Eowyn smiles hopefully._
_Gimli drinking
._
Gimli: _Incomprehensible sped-up babbling._
_Gimli drinking
. Profanely burps._
_Falls back in chair
four times in a row. Legolas and Eomer stare._
_Gimli, cross-eyed and drunk beyond belief, falls over again._
_Gimli proceeds to fall back on his chair over and over again._
Gimli: _Speaks backwards._ EEHH! _(Rhythmically slams cup on table. Repeatedly slams the cup faster than the naked eye can see as Eomer looks on, concerned.)_ EHHH...EHH! _(Slams cup again.)_ What did I say? He can't hold his dick.
_Gimli profanely burp
s again._
_Suddenly, Gimli proceeds to perform drunken dwarf acrobatics verging on wizardry._
Gimli: Go swimming with little hairy wewewewewe well that'll finish you. Gibles. _(Cross-eyed again, Gimli falters in his speech. Eomer looks on expectantly. Gimli stares blankly. Then, he diabolically speaks.)_ Now say AAAAA SAYASYASYASYAY A-A-A-A-A-A-A! What did I say! HE-!
_(Cross-eyed one last time, Gimli finally falls back down, slowly, as Legolas looks on, amused.)_
*Throne room of Minas Tirith*
Denethor: This is how you would serve this shitty city. You would risk its utter ru-ruin!
Faramir: I did what I judged to be right.
Denethor: What do you right to be judged?
Faramir: What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What do you right to judge you?
Faramir: What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What judge to right you to judge?
Faramir (slowly): What I judged to be right.
Denethor: What to right to judged you to right you to judge?
Faramir (speaking very slowly): ...What I judged... to be right.
_Denethor stares coldly._
Denethor: Boromir would have remembered his father's need. He would have brought me a kinky gift.
Faramir: Boromir would not have brought the ring.
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter.
Faramir: He would have kept it for his own!
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter!
Faramir: He would have stretched out his hand to this thing.
Denethor: You know nothing of this matter!
Faramir: He would have fallen!
Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!
Faramir: He would have kept the fucking ring.
Denethor: YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THIS MATTER!!!
Faramir: When he returned, you would not have known your son.
Denethor: BOROMIR WAS LOYAL TO MORDOR! NOT SOME- WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZ, WIZZAH-WIZZAH-WIZZ, WIZZAH-WIZZ- WIZARD! _(Denethor trips on Steward's throne.)_ Uuugh... _(Rhythm to the intro beat of Pokemon Platinum Lake Trio theme.)_ Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh-huh-hUH-HUH-HUh-huh-huh!
_Faramir stands there, silent._
Faramir: I did what I judged to be right.
*Somewhere on the outskirts of Mordor*
Gollum: Must go! No time!
Sam: Not before Mr. Frodo's had a few good taters.
*Back in Edoras*
Theoden: Assemble the army my own assemble the army my own. You have two days. Two days. On the third, we ride for two days to Gondor. And war. War for two days.
Gamling! Make haste across the Riddermark. You have two days.
_Merry approaches Theoden, kneeling before him._
Merry: I offer you my SoS, Sir Theoden king.
Theoden: And gladly, I accept it. I accept it for two days.
_Merry grins, because foreshadowing is everything._
Eomer: Riders of Roha-hor! O-O-O-O-OATHS YOU HAVE TA-A-A-A-A-AKEN! WOW! BIBIBIIB WOW! WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILL EM ALL FILLE AAAAAAAAAAAA- _(Unintelligible noises-variations of "Now fulfill them all, to lord and land!")_ -OOOOOOHHH, EEEE, OOOOHHHH, EEEE, OOOOOOOOHHHH...- _(More unintelligible noises. Yodelling. Eomer makes animal sounds.)_ -WOW-WOW-WOW-A-A-A-A-A-A-
*Windows error sound*
@@BunchesBundles77 thank you
@@gabgarcia9935 You're welcome.
@@BunchesBundles77 PLEASE I JUST TRANSCRIBED THE ENTIRE VIDEO BASED OFF THE TH-cam AUTO GENERATED CAPTIONS.
Now thats what i'm tolkien about.
"If the beacons of Minas Tirith are lit, Pippin must be ready for war."
Gandalfs philosophy:
"
He will raise the king of Gondor to the ground before he sees a throne of man return to the king of the beacons of Minas Tirith.
Pippin saw in the Palantia a glipms of the enemies pee pee.
Sauron will raise Pippin to the ground before he sees a king return to the throne of the Sith.
If the beacons of the king of Middle Earth are dipped, Pippin must be ready for a war.
"
Tell me... Why should we ride to the aid of those who'd come to ours?
I will not bring further death to my peepee.
Emhyrs loyalty. His men will return and fight for their king.