It’s my favorite part. Gandalf’s babbling spells of Grey Meth. The Barney theme, and the LOTR theme he copyrighted for his own movie, that just humors me so. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 7 times as much as I enjoy Lord of the Roast chicken.
"WE SHALL PEE." "Just tea, thank you." "It's the roast chicken...you can't take your eyes off it." "It's MY CHICKEN." "We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and Frodo Baggins." "It is on Peregrin Took we must place our hopes." "This is ISENGARD!" "Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins." "I regret to announce this is SPARTAAA!"
We shall pee. We shall pee when you answer for the burning of the children of the burning of the soldiers of the Westfold! When the men who lie dead at the gates of the Hornburg are dead! When you hang from a chim-a-chim we shall pee!
This is unbelievably good. I laughed so fucking much, watched about three of your YTPs in a row and I have an immense headache from laughing. I couldn't fucking breathe and I'm crying from laughter. Please make more!
this was one of the funniest ytps I've ever seen in my time, especially that part where Gandalf was interrogating sam at 9:02-10:19, that part almost killed me the first time I watched it.
Oh ask that to me, it's been 3 years since I discovered this video and since then whenever I see frodo "what do you know about it" scene, this video comes to my mind xD
The transition from Gandalf saying "It is in Peregrin Took we must place our hope" (with the calm, inspiring music in the background) to Peregrin knocking the head and then the rest of the skeleton into the well (followed by sad fail music) was GOLD.
Full Transcriptio: #Scene 1 (Gandalf arrives at Bilbo's house and start knocking Bilbo's door really fast with his staff) Bilbo: No thank you we don't want any more Baggins, well wishes or mr Baggins. Gandalf: And what aboutuoba tahw dna. Bilbo: Gandalf? Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins. (Bilbo closes door) Gandalf Bilbo? Gandalf: (yells) Bilbo Baggins! Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo: Welcome, welcome. #Scene 2 (Bilbo farts and fall on wall) Voice from outside:(knocking on door) Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo:(To gandalf) I'm at home. (goes to window) Bilbo: mrsrs msm mrsrs Baggins sniggab Baggins sniggab Baggins mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs Voice from outside: I know you are in there. Bilbo: they are outsidedistuo rea Bilbo: They never forgiven me so long. I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. tsom at em evig reven never reven never reven never reven yeht lleb. Bell they never give never give never give never give never give me at most. hanging on Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Pees. Gandalf: We must kill frodo Bilbo: Yes yes Gandalf: He suspect something. Bilbo: Of course he does. He is a bag in box. I wonder some mountains again. Bilbo:(agressivly moving hands up and down) MOUNTAINS GANDALF Bilbo: and then find somewhere quiet where I can finnish Frodo. Oh whoaohw oh. Gandalf: You will kill him won't you? Bilbo: I'm old Gandalf, I know I look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass. I feel sort of stretched like butter scraped oven too much bath. #Scene 3 Saruman: You have fought many men and slay many wars. Failed in King. Can we not pee together as we once did? You and I. Théoden: We shall pee. When you anwser for the burning of the childern of the bodies of the soldiers of thw Westfold. When the soldier whose bodies lay dead aganist the gates of the Hornberg are dead. When you hang from a chimi-chim. We shall pee. Saruman: DOTA. What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys Orthanc itself? Gandalf: Just tee, thank you. Saruman: So you have come here for cum? I have some for you. (Legolas starts pulling out arrow from his quiver) Gandalf: No. Come down, Saruman, and your cock will be spared. Saruman: I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! (Shoots fire ball at gandalf and HADUKEN sound effect plays) Gandalf: Saruman, your staff is FAIL. #Scene 4 (Saruman sing Trololo music and it plays in background) Legolas: There is fell voice in the air. Gandalf: IT'S SARUMAN Aragorn: He want to bring down the mountain. Gandalf we must go back! Gandalf: No! #Scene 5 (One hobbit throws rocks to lake) Aragorn: Do not troll the water. Gandalf: (inaudible) Tries to open door Pipin: Nothing happend? #Scene 6 Frodo: What do you know about it?! NOTHING! What do you know about NOTHING?! What do you NOT know about NOTHING?! Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, I don't know why I said that. Sam: I do. It's the roast chicken. You can't take your eyes off it. Frodo: Roast Chicken? Sam: You are not eating. You barely sleep. It's best roast chicken in all of Shire. It's taking hold of you mr. Frodo. You have to fight it. Frodo: I know what I have to do Sam, the roast chicken was entrusted to me. It's my chicken, MINE, MY OWN. Sam: Can't you hear yourself? Do you know you sound like? (Frodo goes away) #Scene 7 Man: Good evening little masters. Home is proud to cater to little folk mr. ? Frodo: Gandalf. My name is Gandalf the grey. Man: (His face is like :O) OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO Yes, nice beard. #Scene 8 Elrond: Gandalf. Frodo Baggins cannot stay here. We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and the Frodo Baggins. The hobbit must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into fiery chasm from whence it came. Our list of allies growth thin niht thin thin niht thin thin niht thin. Who you will look when we are gone? Gandalf: It's Peregrin Tuk. It's our last hope. #Scene 9 (Peregrin Tuk breaks skeleton which fall into well and makes a lot of noise) Gandalf: Fook of a Tuk (Gandalf starts playing song with his book "Fook of a Tuk") Legolas: (In meantime to Aragorn *inaudible*) We cannot leave that (After Gandalf finnished his song) Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time and ?Rindleson? yourself #Scene 10 Saruman: Aganist the power of half. There can be no victory. We must join with him Gandalf. Gandalf: Tell me when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness? Saruman: MADNESS? THIS IS ISENGARD! (Push gandalf back at wall) Gandalf: Oh! #Scene 11 Gandalf: Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army. (Bilbo screams) #Scene 12 Frodo: I'm all right. Sam: Not you are not all right. That roast chicken around your neck. I could help a bit. I can carry for a while. Carry for while. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken. Frodo: Get away! #Scene 13 Bilbo: I regret to announce that this is SPARTA! (Bilbo vanishes and apear in his house where gandalf is waiting for him) Bilbo: Ha ha ha ha. Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever. Bilbo: Oh, come on, Gandalf. Gandalf: There is many things in this world Bilbo Baggins and none of them should be used like this Bilbo: Oh you are probably right. It's late, the road is long. Gandalf: Bilbo!? Frodo is still alive. (Bilbo runs out of his house) Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins! #Scene 14 Frodo: That must still do do? Gandalf: No. (Somethink cracks a branch outside the house near window and Gandalf hit someone with his staff outside of window) Sam: Oh! (Gandalf again hit someone with staff) Sam: Oh! (Gandalf 7 times hit someone with staff) Sam: Oh! Gandalf: Who found you Samwise Gamgee have you been eavesdropping? Sam: Hi I'm dropping no eaves Gandalf: Week. Sam: Oh, it's just a new window there (Gandalf puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) Gandalf: Who who who who foundnuof foundnuof foundnuof have you been eavesdropping? Sam: Hi race voice. Gandalf: What did you hear? Sam Nothing important. Gandalf: Week. Sam: Please mr Gandalf. (Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) Gandalf: Who found who found who found who found Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas (starts hitting sam on table like crazy) Week. Sam: Please mr. Gandalf Sir Dont hurt me that is I heard a good deal about roast chicken, Dark lord and something about the window there. (Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff) #Scene 15 (Frodo runs to Mordor vulcano) Sam: Destroy it! Frodo: Roast chicken is mine. Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Gandalf: I might have known. THE END (Bilbo screams)
"I'm old Gandalf. I know I look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass..." This is absolutely hysterical! Almost puked from laughing so hard! Love it!
I rewatched all three lotr films since they are on hulu rn. The whole time I could only think of marklar's lotr ytp's. I hope you're doing okay buddy, it's been a long while and I absolutely loved all your hilarious work.
![[YTP] Revenge of the Sand](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/GQhKBn42XcU/mqdefault.jpg)
What do you want, Gandalf? The Keys of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?
-Just tea, thank you...
I have no use for it! Hadouken!
I think gandalf the gay "came" for something else.
DOTA!
LMAO
@@axlerick4456 oh how kind and generous of you, dear Mr. "account made 4 days ago"!
2:46 "Just tea, thank you" Dude that fits so well, almost seems like that could be the real line!
IVA Sobak go to 2:46
He's like a neighbor who just needed some tea after he ran out and couldn't go to the store until next week
@@ivasobak8123It is not the real line actually. Evidently you have no idea what you're talking about
MOUNTAINS GANDALF! ↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓↑ ↓
I like how you used arrows to explain that gesture
This should be top comment. XD
They never give me a moment’s BELL!
They never give me a moment’s BELL!
They never give me a moment’s BELL!
They never give me a moment’s PEAS
I almost died when Gandalf kept throwing Sam out the window and beating him with his staff
+Connor Lee Then this is staffing?
+Connor Lee I had to pause the part when the metal music started. My sides hurt.
Against the power of the staffling, there can be no victory.
+Connor Lee He almost died too you fkn bish how insensitive
its an advanced interrogation technique that only the best can do without killing someone.
I want to see mountains again.
*MOUNTAINS GANDALF!!*
+Some Guy On TH-cam There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly!
Well, I'm afraid that I have to tell you...there is no way into the mountain.
+PineappleHead 777 cheese knife?
Nick Mitran Cheese knife!
PineappleHead 777 He eats it by the cheese knife!
One bird to rule them all,
One hobbit to pluck them.
One wizard to season them well,
And in the oven, cook them.
One hobbit to rule them all. One wizard to lead them. One dwarf to reclaim a homeland. And one dragon to eat them.
One scholar to write the world.
One family to own them.
One director to film three films.
And a world to demand more of them.
YOU SHALL NOT cook
GothicPhantom01, this shoulda got more likes.
@@Tahkaullus01 That is actually poetry. Amazing!
"It is in Peregrin Took that we must place our hope." - Now that's how you lose a war. XD
Layne Rice You deserve a trophy!
Ironed Sandwich Yay me!
ikt
ikr
😂😂😂😂😂
That scene where Gandalf is using spells to open the door to Moria, and he starts singing song themes is top quality!
Yeah he says "ass" to the Lord of the rings main theme
You're joking, right?
It’s my favorite part. Gandalf’s babbling spells of Grey Meth. The Barney theme, and the LOTR theme he copyrighted for his own movie, that just humors me so. 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 7 times as much as I enjoy Lord of the Roast chicken.
4:23 friends password to wifi. The whole thing
Straight up I love this ytp and the moria gate part is my shit
"TROLOLOLO..."
"There is a fell voice on the air!"
Haha!
+Micah Newman
That part hurt my sides so bad
It's great, but it's an oldie. You can find at least 4 year old vids of that.
"DOTA"
IT'S SARUMAN
It sounds like it`s actually Christopher Lee doing it.
the ROAST CHICKEN is mine....
*_NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_*
Its my Chicken
"What do you not know about nothing?!?!"
Dont't you know who you sound like?
What do you know about it?! NOTHING!
What do you know about NOTHING?!
What do you NOT know about NOTHING?!
+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII) The roast chicken has taken hold of you, Mr. Frodo
+Marty McMole (Formerly The Organization XIII)
Funny i thought he said "What do you NOTHING know about NOTHING" xD
+MegaMrFreeman same here
The Late Lord Kardok it's reverse psychology at its finest.
I thought he said what do you NOTHING about NOTHING
"What is it that you want Gandalf? The key of Orthank or perhaps they keys of Orthank itself?"
"Just tea thank you."
I HAVE NO USE FOR IT
HADOUKEN!!!
NickTheEchidna Saruman, your staff is fail...
DOTA!
"So you have come here for cum, I have some for you"
"...or perhaps the keys to Orthank itself?"
"Just tea, thank you."
*Orthanc :P
I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! HADOUKEN!!!
"Just tea, thank you!"
I laughed my ass off!
“So you have come here for cum? I have some for you”.
"When you hang from a chim-chim, we shall pee."
DOTA!
What do you want, TheFirebender95? The key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?
Formor Immington Just tea, thank you.
+TheFirebender95 DOTA!!
Edgy On Porpoise so you have come here for come (Heh, i spelt it wrong)
MOUNTAINS, GANDALF
MOUNTAINS what would you like Gandalf the keys of Orthank? Just tea thank you. XD
+Reaver I have said that so many times to my friends for no reason.
+Eddie "JaggSauce" Gluskin must be a real pain in the ass to live life as butthurt as you..
DOTA!
*serious tone of voice* Saruman has crossed orcs with *changes to cheerful tone of voice* Bilbo Baggins!
NYEEEAAHH NYEAHHHH
Best part 😂
"Bilbo, Frodo is still alive"
"BILBO BAGGINS!"
I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever... There are many memes in this world and none of them should be used lightly!
"WE SHALL PEE."
"Just tea, thank you."
"It's the roast chicken...you can't take your eyes off it."
"It's MY CHICKEN."
"We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and Frodo Baggins."
"It is on Peregrin Took we must place our hopes."
"This is ISENGARD!"
"Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins."
"I regret to announce this is SPARTAAA!"
Very yes
“Bilboo… Frodo’s still alive”
If the ring would be replaced with a roast chicken in the actual lotr, it would be much more relatable
Fook of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of yourself!
I wish only for the strength to defend my people!
"You have fought many men and slain many wars Theoden king, can we not pee together, as we once did?"
We shall pee. We shall pee when you answer for the burning of the children of the burning of the soldiers of the Westfold! When the men who lie dead at the gates of the Hornburg are dead! When you hang from a chim-a-chim we shall pee!
+Jeong Park Lee DOTA! What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?
+CABAL Just tea, thank you.
+Jeong Park Lee DOTA
@@hamzaahmadshaikh7648 so you have come here for come
I have some for you 😏
"What do you want Gandalf? the key of Orthanc? Or perhaps the keys of Orthanc itself?"
"Just tea, thank you."
I nearly died of laughter XD
SAME
7:48
"Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army of ARWRAAGHJHGYFTYHJ!"
*That's honestly the most terrifying army ever.*
Me: "what's the Wifi password?"
Friend: "it's on the back of the router"
The back of the router: 4:20
It's a WiFi password that only Gandalf would understand.
Gandalf has a... unique way of opening doors
yes
I'd like to know on which doors those chants have worked in the past...
"I regret to anounce, this is SPARTA!!!" :D
+SecretEyeCZ I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever.
There are many memes in this world, Bilbo Baggins, and none of them should be used lightly.
7:34 Gandalf's "ouh" killed me
“Do not troll the water.”
Much agreed Aragorn
'What do you want Gandalf? The key to Orthanc? Or perhaps the key to Orthanc itself?'
'Just tea, thank you'
LMAO
The "Oh!" from Gandalf hitting the ceiling with his head dubbed over the Saruman fight had me DYING
I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt...
1:55
This is unbelievably good. I laughed so fucking much, watched about three of your YTPs in a row and I have an immense headache from laughing. I couldn't fucking breathe and I'm crying from laughter. Please make more!
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins!
Tom Sundog That cracked me up
'I wanna see mountains, gandalf... MOUNTAINS'
😂😂😂😂😂😂 i died
'Its my roast chicken!'
😂😂😂😂😂😂👌
That Gandalf beating on Sam had me in TEARS! Can't stop laughing
9:46 Gandalf must REALLY hate Sam!
Angus Gibson Sam got owned!
Angus Gibson Gandalf's just growing tired of Sam's shit.
zymethpwn Sam was raped be Gandalf... :(
WHAT DID YOU HEEEEAAAE!!?
I heard a great deal about a roast chicken, and somethin' about the end o' the window there!
2:41 - "Just tea, thank you."
That is i heard a good deal about a roast chicken, a dark lord and something about the end of the world....
End of the window
my mistake xD
Gandalf has, interesting... interrogation tactics.
Carbonated WHERE ARE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING?!
Lol
Bilbo: "I feel sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much butt."
That line gets me every time.
Gandalf seems hell-bent on killing Sam with his inconsistency.
the part where gandalf attempts to open the gate made me laugh so hard!
Totally lost my lunch from laughing soo hard when gandolph was doin the chants!! 4:13-4-35!!!
The roast chicken was intrusted to me...
It's my chicken, mine, my own!
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins
I love how his deadly serious tone contrasts with his cheerful and pleasant 'Bilbo Baggins'
Truly a fearsome foe
A wizard should know better!
The greatest mutation ever.
Hahaha I had to pause it at "I heard a good deal about roast chicken"
this was one of the funniest ytps I've ever seen in my time, especially that part where Gandalf was interrogating sam at 9:02-10:19, that part almost killed me the first time I watched it.
The part when Gandalf is trying to open the door almost had me suffocating with laughter
4:26 - someone make a 10 hour loop of that part
Please
Count Orlok YAHOYAAHELHELHELAYAYAHELHELAYAOHYA LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Count Orlok 6:59 too
"The roast chicken was entrusted to me! It's my chicken! Mine! My own!" xD gets me every time
Madness!? THIS IS Isengard. HHEEAAAAAAAH OOUWW!
I keep coming back to this every two to three years. It's just too good 😂.
Lol same 😂
totally
Fesh Pince 3 is out!
the start of the best ytp series on this website
"Just tea, thank you" Shit.. why am I laughing so hard at that.
Meshuggah - Bleed
now stop asking
thanks, man))) the funny thing I've known the band, but haven't heard the song before.
You must love meshuggah. I heard Combustion on the other video and thought I had pressed play on my iTunes because I literally just listened to it.
i lost it at saruman singing trolololol
It's even funnier because it actually sounds like him and fits where he's chanting from Orthanc
4:20 I've found myself a new ringtone.
It always amazes me how good you are at sound design
I cannot watch the original LOTR movies the same way again. I literally hear the YTP version playing in my head as I watch the real movies 😂
Oh ask that to me, it's been 3 years since I discovered this video and since then whenever I see frodo "what do you know about it" scene, this video comes to my mind xD
Lol same. I've watched so many ytps that i giggle and smile to myself while rewatching the movies & remembering all the memes and edits
Bilbo...Frodo is still alive...............BILBO BAGGINS!!!
oh my goodness i never finished the whole video and at the end i was like hmmm this sounds like bleed...wait, lololololol
I still feel this was the peak of TH-cam.
You make the best ytp there is pls make a hobbit one so I can die again from laughing so much
check out the harry potter ytp: the flesh eating slug repellant
blazejecar
I used to love that one, but it's nothing having seen these ones now
blazejecar I've seen that one, it's hilarious!
Yeah Its the best
"We shall pee, when you answer for the burning of the children, of the bodies, of the soliders, of the West Fold."
Gandalf sure loves prodding Sam with his staff
Dominic Naylor Whackin' him!
Giving him the best magical massage in the grass 😏
No THANK YOU! WE DON'T WANT ANY MORE BAGGINSES OR WELL-WISHERS OR DISTANT BAGGINSES!
And what about abluabna?
*door opens*
I always here agelogme
"He is breeding an army of orcs and Bilbo Baggins!"- Utterly terrifying.
"I suppose you think 300 was terribly clever" was terribly clever! 😂😂😂😂
The transition from Gandalf saying "It is in Peregrin Took we must place our hope" (with the calm, inspiring music in the background) to Peregrin knocking the head and then the rest of the skeleton into the well (followed by sad fail music) was GOLD.
"I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever, don't you?"
-Gandalf the Grey
Bilbo:I regret to Announce, this is SPARTA. *woosh*
Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 was terribly funny.
I literally cracked up at 4:21😂
Frodo: The roast chicken is mine Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army"
Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He's breeding an army! *rawr rawr rawr*
I suppose you think 300 was clever?
There are many _memes_ in this world, Bilbo Baggins, & *none* of them should be used *lightly*.
2:48 almost choked on my coffee.
Can’t believe this is 10 years old.
I know same here. Whole generation of kids growing up not knowing what a ytp is.
I've been watching these for 10 years and that's crazy 😂🙈
The machine gun speed of Gandolf's poking stick is hilarious at 9:30!😂
FOOK OF A TOOK!
0:42 if you listen closely you will hear
“yoga mats!”
It almost killed me when bleed started playing 😂 awesome how you did the rythm before with gandalfs staff xD
Full Transcriptio:
#Scene 1
(Gandalf arrives at Bilbo's house and start knocking Bilbo's door really fast with his staff)
Bilbo: No thank you we don't want any more Baggins, well wishes or mr Baggins.
Gandalf: And what aboutuoba tahw dna.
Bilbo: Gandalf?
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins.
(Bilbo closes door)
Gandalf Bilbo?
Gandalf: (yells) Bilbo Baggins!
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins.
Bilbo: Welcome, welcome.
#Scene 2
(Bilbo farts and fall on wall)
Voice from outside:(knocking on door) Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins, Bilbo Baggins.
Bilbo:(To gandalf) I'm at home. (goes to window)
Bilbo: mrsrs msm mrsrs Baggins sniggab Baggins sniggab Baggins mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs mrsrs
Voice from outside: I know you are in there.
Bilbo: they are outsidedistuo rea
Bilbo: They never forgiven me so long. I've got to get away from these confounded relatives hanging on the Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. Bell they never give me at most. tsom at em evig reven never reven never reven never reven yeht lleb. Bell they never give never give never give never give never give me at most. hanging on Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Bell they never give never give me at most. Pees.
Gandalf: We must kill frodo
Bilbo: Yes yes
Gandalf: He suspect something.
Bilbo: Of course he does. He is a bag in box. I wonder some mountains again.
Bilbo:(agressivly moving hands up and down) MOUNTAINS GANDALF
Bilbo: and then find somewhere quiet where I can finnish Frodo. Oh whoaohw oh.
Gandalf: You will kill him won't you?
Bilbo: I'm old Gandalf, I know I look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass. I feel sort of stretched like butter scraped oven too much bath.
#Scene 3
Saruman: You have fought many men and slay many wars. Failed in King. Can we not pee together as we once did? You and I.
Théoden: We shall pee. When you anwser for the burning of the childern of the bodies of the soldiers of thw Westfold. When the soldier whose bodies lay dead aganist the gates of the Hornberg are dead. When you hang from a chimi-chim. We shall pee.
Saruman: DOTA. What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess. The key of Orthanc or perhaps the keys Orthanc itself?
Gandalf: Just tee, thank you.
Saruman: So you have come here for cum? I have some for you.
(Legolas starts pulling out arrow from his quiver)
Gandalf: No. Come down, Saruman, and your cock will be spared.
Saruman: I HAVE NO USE FOR IT! (Shoots fire ball at gandalf and HADUKEN sound effect plays)
Gandalf: Saruman, your staff is FAIL.
#Scene 4
(Saruman sing Trololo music and it plays in background)
Legolas: There is fell voice in the air.
Gandalf: IT'S SARUMAN
Aragorn: He want to bring down the mountain. Gandalf we must go back!
Gandalf: No!
#Scene 5
(One hobbit throws rocks to lake)
Aragorn: Do not troll the water.
Gandalf: (inaudible) Tries to open door
Pipin: Nothing happend?
#Scene 6
Frodo: What do you know about it?! NOTHING! What do you know about NOTHING?! What do you NOT know about NOTHING?!
Frodo: I'm sorry Sam, I don't know why I said that.
Sam: I do. It's the roast chicken. You can't take your eyes off it.
Frodo: Roast Chicken?
Sam: You are not eating. You barely sleep. It's best roast chicken in all of Shire. It's taking hold of you mr. Frodo. You have to fight it.
Frodo: I know what I have to do Sam, the roast chicken was entrusted to me. It's my chicken, MINE, MY OWN.
Sam: Can't you hear yourself? Do you know you sound like?
(Frodo goes away)
#Scene 7
Man: Good evening little masters. Home is proud to cater to little folk mr. ?
Frodo: Gandalf. My name is Gandalf the grey.
Man: (His face is like :O) OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOH HOOOOOOOO Yes, nice beard.
#Scene 8
Elrond: Gandalf. Frodo Baggins cannot stay here. We do not have the strength to fight both Mordor and the Frodo Baggins. The hobbit must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into fiery chasm from whence it came. Our list of allies growth thin niht thin thin niht thin thin niht thin. Who you will look when we are gone?
Gandalf: It's Peregrin Tuk. It's our last hope.
#Scene 9
(Peregrin Tuk breaks skeleton which fall into well and makes a lot of noise)
Gandalf: Fook of a Tuk (Gandalf starts playing song with his book "Fook of a Tuk")
Legolas: (In meantime to Aragorn *inaudible*) We cannot leave that
(After Gandalf finnished his song)
Gandalf: Throw yourself in next time and ?Rindleson? yourself
#Scene 10
Saruman: Aganist the power of half. There can be no victory. We must join with him Gandalf.
Gandalf: Tell me when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for madness?
Saruman: MADNESS? THIS IS ISENGARD! (Push gandalf back at wall)
Gandalf: Oh!
#Scene 11
Gandalf: Saruman has crossed orcs with Bilbo Baggins. He is breeding an army.
(Bilbo screams)
#Scene 12
Frodo: I'm all right.
Sam: Not you are not all right. That roast chicken around your neck. I could help a bit. I can carry for a while. Carry for while. Chicken. Chicken. Chicken.
Frodo: Get away!
#Scene 13
Bilbo: I regret to announce that this is SPARTA!
(Bilbo vanishes and apear in his house where gandalf is waiting for him)
Bilbo: Ha ha ha ha.
Gandalf: I suppose you think 300 is terribly clever.
Bilbo: Oh, come on, Gandalf.
Gandalf: There is many things in this world Bilbo Baggins and none of them should be used like this
Bilbo: Oh you are probably right. It's late, the road is long.
Gandalf: Bilbo!? Frodo is still alive.
(Bilbo runs out of his house)
Gandalf: Bilbo Baggins!
#Scene 14
Frodo: That must still do do?
Gandalf: No.
(Somethink cracks a branch outside the house near window and Gandalf hit someone with his staff outside of window)
Sam: Oh!
(Gandalf again hit someone with staff)
Sam: Oh!
(Gandalf 7 times hit someone with staff)
Sam: Oh!
Gandalf: Who found you Samwise Gamgee have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: Hi I'm dropping no eaves
Gandalf: Week.
Sam: Oh, it's just a new window there
(Gandalf puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff)
Gandalf: Who who who who foundnuof foundnuof foundnuof have you been eavesdropping?
Sam: Hi race voice.
Gandalf: What did you hear?
Sam Nothing important.
Gandalf: Week.
Sam: Please mr Gandalf.
(Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff)
Gandalf: Who found who found who found who found Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas Samwisesiwmas (starts hitting sam on table like crazy) Week.
Sam: Please mr. Gandalf Sir Dont hurt me that is I heard a good deal about roast chicken, Dark lord and something about the window there.
(Gandalf again puts Sam back outside and start hitting again with staff)
#Scene 15
(Frodo runs to Mordor vulcano)
Sam: Destroy it!
Frodo: Roast chicken is mine.
Sam: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Gandalf: I might have known.
THE END
(Bilbo screams)
This is almighty!
Dark Lord and something about the *end of* the window there.
The part where Gandalf was hurling Sam in and out of the window while furiously jabbing him with a stick had me in stitches.
GO BACK TO THE SHADOWS SAROMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU SHALL NOT PEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL
DOTA!
4:42 is the best part!
Yankee doodle 😅
4:41 Ah yes, because when a magic door fails to open to yodelling, the next best option is to start barking at it.
😂😂
Bilbo, Frodo's still alive...
2:06 what I will say from now on when I am in an argument with a friend and they refuse to agree with me and side with me.
"I must doo doo."
"No...!"
lol
This is a masterpiece. I’ve got tears in my eyes. Bravo sir!
I regret this is sparta . This video deserves more views then Justin bieber vids
2:45 "Just tea thank you" :3
This video truly lives in my head rent free, and it makes itself especially known whenever i rewatch the movies.
I can't lie, this is the greatest YTP I've ever seen!
"I'm old Gandalf. I know I look it but I'm beginning to feel it in my ass..." This is absolutely hysterical! Almost puked from laughing so hard! Love it!
Don't drink while you watch this haha.
I rewatched all three lotr films since they are on hulu rn. The whole time I could only think of marklar's lotr ytp's.
I hope you're doing okay buddy, it's been a long while and I absolutely loved all your hilarious work.
"You have fought many men, and slain many wars, Theoden king."😂
Y'all remember Foof of a Toot and Tool of a Fook? Ah to be a careless highschooler