"history became legend. legend became myth. myth became legend. legend became history. and the ring passed out of all knowledge. forever, for two years."
"You cannot pee! None of us can. ... You have my sauce." "And you have my stove." "And my salted pork." "If this is indeed the will of the council...then Gondor will season."
What elevates a YTP from good to great is (imo): - Doesn't rely on outside music/effects...just uses original footage and cuts it - Doesn't rely on just looping/reversing too much - Has some kind of story/consistency mixed in with the randomness This ticks all those boxes XDD
8:05 No thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well wishes, or distant visitors, or distant well wishes, or well distant visitors, or distant wishes, or well-wished visitors, or wish well distant visitors, or distant relations!
"Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning?" Welp, 10 seconds in and I'm laughing. I'm set for a good hour I guess.
32:25 - I’m already dying from “I have the eyes of Ethan Hawke and the ears of Matthew Fox” and they follow it up with “Do you know what this Dwarf says to that? Suck my razor sharp c*ck!” I can’t breathe 💀
Idk why but my favourite moment in this entire video is at 2:50. "Th-They PILLAGED my pantry, they PILLAGED my bathroom, I don't even want to tell you what they did to my cheese knife!"
43:13 I've definitely gotten Gimli drunk before. Barely coherent, falling over but somehow remaining conscious, constant babbling for no reason interrupted by moments of quiet as I try to remain conscious.
16:26 i don't understass - 16:33 keep it sees - 17:23 is it sees?? - 17:37 ohhh - 21:37 heavenly voice - 31:06 fool of a took - 31:22 ur full of surprises mr. baggins - 34:54 distracting - 37:32 ???? - 39:12 wdyk abt it? - 40:15 this city good speech! - 40:38 Hobbits... - 41:25 DOTA! - 46:03 GET UP.. - 47:44 ?? - 47:58 i did what i judge to be right - 48:41 2 days - 49:50 gimbly shall be shaken
I've never met a single person in the flesh who wouldn't judge me as some strange fuck for watching these. I've only ever met the most refined individuals in YTP comment sections lol.
Now every time I watch the actual movies all I can hear/see in my head is every single scene from these ytp where they should be 😂 especially an unexpected journey
surprised Gandalf didnt say Good Morning when he visted bilbo during the FellowShip part. this is the best Hobbit/YTP ive seen in a long long time. thanks for all the laughs
36:32 "Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to see any closer the one place where we can't get." A surprisingly astute observation.
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“BILBO BAGGINS! Do not take me for some very old friend! I am trying to rob you!”
The entire 20th century was building up to this sentence mixing.
I'm literally in tears typing this. Lmao
Here 12 hours later and I'm still dead
I came to type this and here it is.
Where is this in the video lol
"history became legend. legend became myth. myth became legend. legend became history. and the ring passed out of all knowledge. forever, for two years."
I really wish he would have immediately followed that with Theoden saying "for two days."
And legend became myth. Myth became Mythbusters.
Time stamp?
Ahahahahah
7:03, but what was the original ytp?
"You cannot pee! None of us can. ... You have my sauce."
"And you have my stove."
"And my salted pork."
"If this is indeed the will of the council...then Gondor will season."
Nine Ingredients. So be it. You shall be the Barbeque of the Roast Chicken.
Great. What are we eating
Well, it is time to make the fellowship of super.
@@hellsonion514 ROAST CHICKEN?!
25:58
Balin insisting on there being no way into the mountain is priceless
There is no way into the mountain.
But why, doesn't he want a home? xD
There is no fucking way into the mountain
There is no F U C K I N G way into the mountain.
Yes lol
Meriadoc Brandybuck
...and Peregrine Took
...and Meriadoc Took deBuck
...and Peregrine Brandytook
...and MeriPerigrine Buck deTook
...and Peribuck Brantook-Buck
...I might have known...
He just knows all their schizophrenic personalities
12:45-13:05 My favourite part in this video. 😂👍👍👏
*CHEESE KNIFE*
*Cheese Knife? He eats it by the Cheese Knife!*
@@bigtony4930 Cheese Knife?
@DoogieBowser A cheeseknife day! A ReR day! Yay!
He has teeth like razors and claws like *cheese knife*
I don't understand what they're doing to my cheese knife!
CHEESE KNIFE?!
ELVISH ROPE. MADE OF ELVES.
its made from velvet...by elvish-presley..lol
2 years later, this comment still makes me laugh.
A kickass blade.. forged by ElVIS
33:37
Best laughs in the compilation (for some reason):
3:47 - Thorin's Roar
5:34 - Thorin's "Roar"
30:52 - Gimli's Echoing Moans
31:55 - How Gandalf fend off giant demons
35:50 - Frodo doesn't need Sam
43:13 - Drunken Gimli
49:09 - A Knight's Greatest Speech
49:50 - A King's Greatest Speech
A red day! A sword day! A RED SWORD DAY!
30:52 really gets me by the CHEESE KNIFE
Ghimli shall be shaken.
When will they learn there's no way into the mountain? 4:00 lol
There is no fucking way into the mountain
one does not simply walk into the mountain
There is no way into the mountain.
@@bamama2630 I took that literally and the image that came into my head...made me laugh so much 😂
No way
What do you want Gandalf? Let me guess, the key to Orthanc? Or perhaps the key to Orthanc itself?
Just tea, thank you.
If there is a key, then there must be a door. There is no f*ing way into Orthanc.
good morniing! :D
I HAVE NO USE FOR IT!
Lol
there is no fucking way into the mountain
YOU. SHALL. NOT.
cook
*splits an actual fucking rock cuz he's a badass of the highest fucking degree)
What elevates a YTP from good to great is (imo):
- Doesn't rely on outside music/effects...just uses original footage and cuts it
- Doesn't rely on just looping/reversing too much
- Has some kind of story/consistency mixed in with the randomness
This ticks all those boxes XDD
Disagree. Revenge of the sand is a good example of a fantastic ytp that relies on outside sources/effects
Cheese knife
@@chieftain2515good morning
I need 3 whole movies worth of this
I need 30 seasons á 300 episodes (at least)
I need *2 DAYS*
I need a cheese knife
"1296, very good year! Almost as old as 1295!" got me better than it probably should've
11:16 Frodo pushed Sam so hard he threw him two movies ahead
What kind of logic is that?!
8:05
No thank you! We don’t want any more visitors, well wishes, or distant visitors, or distant well wishes, or well distant visitors, or distant wishes, or well-wished visitors, or wish well distant visitors, or distant relations!
And what about very old friends?
No thank you!
F&?K you! We don’t need anymore youtubepoop
And what about Abelobwa?
BILBO BAGGINS!!!!
47:44 crazy how a little editing made this scene creepy as hell
I bet that's going to appear in the new issue of The Middle Earth Times
he did what he judged to be right
@@logandunlap9156What you right to be judged
"Do you mean to wish me a good morning or do you mean that it is a good morning whether it is a good morning or not a good morning on this morning?"
Welp, 10 seconds in and I'm laughing. I'm set for a good hour I guess.
Good morning.
Feels like something he’d actually say too lol
Gendalf: Did you know, that your great great great great uncle was a horse?
Bilbo: ._.
This is one of my favourites 😂 🤣
Don’t worry, the horse-uncle was adopted
9:03 "you aged 100 years. YOU'RE VERY OLD!" I died
r/rareinsults
32:25 - I’m already dying from “I have the eyes of Ethan Hawke and the ears of Matthew Fox” and they follow it up with “Do you know what this Dwarf says to that? Suck my razor sharp c*ck!”
I can’t breathe 💀
And Aragorn looking so resigned like he already knows what Gimli is about to say lmaooo
-good morning
-cheese knife
-no way to get into the mountain
-two days
You forget the sauce
You also forgot BILBO BAGGINS!!!!
Everyone
Y O U K N O W N O T H I N G O F T H I S M A T T E R
I did what I right to be judged
Teeth like razors;Claws like C H E E S E K N I F E S 3:39
One 4or 3dom airborne fire bee..
Cheese knives? Cheese knives.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A I R B O R N E
F I R E
B E E .......
Oh... no..
14:44 "There are many BEEEEEAAAANNNSSSS in this world, Bilbo Baggins"
LOL I love it
I think he said memes
"Keep ur kAK out of ur nose and no trouble will come to you." Good words to live by
I love how they edited boromir's voice to sound like legolas' when he says 'he is no mere cave troll'. that is phenomenal
0:26 Gandalf:SASUSASUVAVADAVAVUSSALAGELASALAGELASUSVAVADAVAVUSSUS
Bilbo:i beg your pardon?
Gandalf:(Repeats Himself Hirer Pitched)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
meriardoc brandybuck and perigreen took and meriardoc tookybuck and perigreen brandytook
Will A. ...I might have known
Idk why but my favourite moment in this entire video is at 2:50. "Th-They PILLAGED my pantry, they PILLAGED my bathroom, I don't even want to tell you what they did to my cheese knife!"
The cheese knife lone is fucking hilarious 😂
Line*
"Cheese Knife? He eats it by the cheese knife!"
this is orcrist, a kickass blade forged by elvis...this is glamdrig, a cHeEsE kNiFe
The ham-cleaver
Whats funny is that song could actually be believed as Sarumans voice.
Christopher Lee did kinda sound like him
For those who want its name, its called:"trololo"
43:13
I've definitely gotten Gimli drunk before. Barely coherent, falling over but somehow remaining conscious, constant babbling for no reason interrupted by moments of quiet as I try to remain conscious.
26:56 Saruman has crossed orcs with bilbo Baggins, he is breading an army. Lol
Themarklar01 is still the king of LOTR YTPs
34:18 this was the original boramir scene: peterjackson edited the in the arrows and his death later on in photoshop so he could win an Oscar
Imagine that
33:12 'I will diminish and go into the west.. And remain LADY GA GA'
16:26 i don't understass
- 16:33 keep it sees
- 17:23 is it sees??
- 17:37 ohhh
- 21:37 heavenly voice
- 31:06 fool of a took
- 31:22 ur full of surprises mr. baggins
- 34:54 distracting
- 37:32 ???? - 39:12 wdyk abt it?
- 40:15 this city good speech!
- 40:38 Hobbits...
- 41:25 DOTA!
- 46:03 GET UP..
- 47:44 ??
- 47:58 i did what i judge to be right
- 48:41 2 days
- 49:50 gimbly shall be shaken
ahahahahah@TheTH-camTomb
This whole "good morning" part really got me😂
same
29:51 OMG I'M DYINNG BRO 😂😂😂☠️☠️ I'm chocking laughin' it's inssssane
"You have my sauce...and you have my stove...and my salted pork...then Gondor will season"
Just done
Keep it sees, keep it saas.
16:36
These literally have me on the floor laughing, really wish more people watched them!!
I've never met a single person in the flesh who wouldn't judge me as some strange fuck for watching these. I've only ever met the most refined individuals in YTP comment sections lol.
Me too
17:28 Who even thinks of that line?!??! HAHAHA
xD themarklar01
@@rubyermeat4145 that wasnt Marklar01
This YTP made me laugh for TWO DAYS
Robots tears in oil
This made me laugh until first light on the 5th day.
Me too 😂🤣.
@Munif A. That had me floooreed loloomi remember it from the matrix ytp
I’ve been laughing at these for years now
God how I do miss these when they were first released and still now they make me laugh
I've been watching this YTP for two days, not even joking
2 years now
Now every time I watch the actual movies all I can hear/see in my head is every single scene from these ytp where they should be 😂 especially an unexpected journey
32:07 "Shazam!"
47:20 me everytime I get woke up 😂
So this is the way the way Middle Earth ends:
Not with a bang...
But with a CHEESE KNIFE?!
Lord of the Cheese Knife
28:19 that Metroid easter egg is on POINT !!!! 😂
17:19 imperial march
20:17 death star
21:24 35:21 lightsaber
"Sith" 45:49
"What things?"
"Answers....Answers that need questions!"
Brilliant
24:48 free replay button
24:55
Phone: Rings
Legolas: Umm...I think that might be mine...
11:40 "Oh no you don't"
0:00 when you say a joke and your parents turn it into a lecture
13:33 I regret everything. I'm going BLAAAREGGHHHH!
I'm DYING!
There is no way into the mountain😂
28:21 Sick beat, and then I lmao after that
Do not take me for some very old friend!
I am trying to rob you.
"you have two days on the third we ride for two days to Gondor and war , war for two days"🤣
"Mithril. As light as a feather, and as hard as dragon c*ck"
"I don't like you Bilbo."
27:32
17:35-18.28 approx!! Had me in stitches!
There must be a cake nearby. 6:04 😁
Nonroman Roman best one in the entire thing hahahah
Just tea, thank you.
surprised Gandalf didnt say Good Morning when he visted bilbo during the FellowShip part. this is the best Hobbit/YTP ive seen in a long long time. thanks for all the laughs
1296 - very good year
almost as old as 1295
Makes sense
16:52 The whole story in nutshell.
12:49
Meriadoc Brandybuck and Peregrin Took and
Meriadoc Tookdybuck and Peregrin Brandytook and
Meriperigrin Buckdytook and Perebuck Brantookbuck
36:32 "Let's face it, Mr. Frodo. I don't think Gandalf meant for us to see any closer the one place where we can't get."
A surprisingly astute observation.
I feel like I just watched 4 movies in a hour.
Smaus the Terrible.
Airborne fire bee.
Teeth like razors.
Claws like CHEESE KNIVES.
Gandalf: fucking dies
wHeRe aRe YoU gOiNG?
Whatever you do, remember there is no fucking way into the mountain!
7:18 Billbill Bagobaaaa
Anyone know which YTP that is?? I know almost all LOTR ytp's but I havent seen that one
@@Cursed..... Did you ever find that ytp???? I know it isnt Marklar01 and i cant find it on JClayton's either
18:46 replay button for me
25:02 was beyond risible.
This is like teh lurd of teh reings THE MOVIE
R.I.P Alf.... you will be missed.
I seriously think I just pulled a muscle in my abdomen watching this and laughing so hard.
Thank you.
I forgot to pee NOOOOOOOOOOO! 😂😂😂
*Frodo in the distance*
Roast Chicken?
susabugasussabugatasusa
Beg your pardon?
*susabugasussabugatasusa*
And for you, elven rope. Made of elves.
The amount of reverses in first two minutes very impressive
33:27
can we get an F in the chat?
F
F
F
F
F
34:15 Boromirs big run up, then he just slips.....i dunno why but i'm dying lol
Everybody’s gangster until Merry and Pippin come down from the mountains.
Still one of the videos I return to most. I've probly watched this glorious compilation twenty times by now.
only twenty i watch this atleast 100x now lol the poop cannot be destroyed gimli son of gloin by any craft that we here posses
For 2 days?
Aragorn singing the Halo theme fucking broke me
Keep it sIis
Keep it SuUS
This should really be titled windows tries to run all lord of the rings in order.
3:54 okay this part was cracking me up 😂
What did you really expect for a LOTR YTP compilation made by a fan of these TH-cam Poops
The "111th days of" part is very underrated ....its really a masterpiece
I don't remember Hobbiton having that many fences
Poor Samwise got a supreme ass whooping from Gandalf. I laughed until I guts hurt. Thanks for your show 👍😂🤣
You have done the Valar's work
23:59 to 24:17 I CANT 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All because Aragorn ruined everything
THIS IS SO GOOD
10:39 MOUNTAINS GANDALF
at 16:45 I am actually astonished that he cut out Merry and Pippin's song!
The amount of times I have watched this at 3 am is not okay😭