I LOVE Your hidden COLOSTOMY BAG at 3:46 (the black thing on the back of your belt)! SO FUNNY! _[author fears no one will get his lavalier mic joke, sigh....]_
all the gals i've dated......hit on me. I almost never have hit on a gal....cuz it felt desperate or such, to me. my type of girl is TAKE CHARGE etc, and will come after me. i feel so sorry for the billions of bros who want a girl and work their asses off trying to find one. (And then even when they do, she almost always turns into a terrorist!) (The divorce rate is like 100% now!)
This video gave me the courage to tell the guy I like how I feel. While he doesn't feel the same, it was so liberating to just get it off my chest and now I can move on. So glad I found this channel!
Good going! I've been there before and it hurt, but it was nice to be able to get closure and move on. Eventually I found a guy I liked who did say yes, though. We're married now. Courage and honesty pays off eventually.
Yesss, she has common sense and I love her for it! I low-key feel like strangling the ditzy character, especially when she acted super-rudely towards her supposed friend Rebecca.
Not only is everyone an expert these days, but everyone also claims to be such a good judge of character... until you ask them to describe the last person they dated.
@@julienolke its definitely time travel, how else would you produce your videos with you playing multiple roles? and the video where you literally time travel to past you...
I was terrible when I was a kid. I used to babysit the kid next door and I always used to say, "He's like the little brother I never had... unless of course you count Andy". My little brother Andy was not amused.
Rebecca says what every married person is thinking. It is awesome. “How did you find a great partner? How did you make the relationship last?” Well, listen to Rebecca. That’s a fantastic place to start.
Yes that’s why i don’t like married people. it’s like ppl who are married always act like they have the lost key of truth in relationships. There news for you: people don’t get married and stay single and they’re fine. People are in relationships without getting married they’re also fine. There are people who are married and are awful at relationships ( they stay married cause they are afraid of being lonely or judged - by other married ppl for the most 😀) And...there are people who wish they’d be married since they are 8 years old cause is the status they want. They forget to seek the good relationship, they just want the ring, the name, mommy and daddy to be happy. Of course there are good marriages but if you can’t live the love with your partner without being married that’s something i would think about. Still that’s your choice. Don’t go spreading the idea that only married people have the ultimate secret to relationships. It just gives the image of someone who likes to smell his/her own asshole thank you very much.
greenbluesea_day mail if you asked me how to install electricity to the shell of a house, I could tell you how. You would still be better off listening to an electrician. If you’re actually seeking a committed relationship, or a marriage, you could ask your single friends, or revolving-door-friends, how. But you’d still be better off listening to your married friends. I’m sorry that you are so bitter about the topic. I hope that whatever pain you may be going through passes soon.
Geoffrey Okrongly Geoffrey Okrongly Bitter? Mh...no i don’t think i was. Let’s review: instead of talking about electricity being installed in a house ( although i find it interesting that you compared love to something that can be switched off and on, but maybe that’s your personal view on love in a relationship) i just said that there are many types of relationships. If wanted to know how a good relationship works i’d go to someone who has one, but there are married relationships that are REALLY REALLY bad. I’ve had at least 4 couples in my life who stayed married after being abusive, cheating, holding terrible secrets and being unhappy. So no, sorry but married people are not always the people to go to. There are a number of good relationships on this earth. A real one to show is working, on my opinion, does not require a party, a ring, threatening a man to leave him if he doesn’t do what usually a woman requires or the shame of parents and family that are not agreeing about you and your partner being happy in your own way. I hope you will not read this with the satanic voiceover you played in your head this time, so that maybe you’ll get part of my point. 😂
greenbluesea_day mail you intentionally missed the metaphor, didn’t you? Then you agreed with the point of my metaphor in the very next sentence. Don’t be dense on purpose, you are obviously smarter than that. You have miserably married friends, how about you still listen to why their relationship is shit, and avoid it? Happy relationship, listen to why it works and pursue it. You can learn about how to be in a committed, and happy, relationship from your married friends regardless of the success of their marriage. And all of this is to continue what I have already been saying: Don’t listen to people that haven’t been in committed relationships when you want advice about a committed relationship. And don’t listen to a amateur about installing electricity. Find someone with professional experience. Because if you make mistakes installing your electricity, you can shock yourself to death, or burn your house down. Kind of like what happens to good relationships when they listen to the wrong people. And yes. You’re bitter. Why else would you be trying to disagree with me when you have made it obvious, in your own words, that you do agree with me? You can still hate it that married people think they have all the answers about being married. While you’re at it, you can also hate all of the corporate executives for thinking that they have all of the answers for creating careers and wealth. Just don’t let your bitterness make you willfully ignorant. That is a form of self-harm that too many people inflict upon themselves. And you’re smarter than that.
Geoffrey Okrongly Mh... Ok i’ll make it more simple. just a question: is someone who is in an happy 12 years old relationship, but not married, someone who could ever gain your royal positive judgment?
Dear "Rebecca", I just wanted to thank you for so staunchly representing those of us who loathe the ridiculous, immature games that pass for "dating" these days - you da bomb, girlfriend! 😂🤘
Its scary how good she is. You sometimes forget that she is playing all the roles. Also hats off for writing, creating and editing these. Can’t even imagine the effort and hard work it must take to produce a video like this. Thank You.
@@JeroenStet actually, one-camera shoots are INSANE and the most-inefficient thing EVER! i'm both in awe of julia, and I feel sorry for her as well. (ex: Making music videos is a billion times easier!) Imagine every actor having to do their lines TWICE (obviously many takes but let's just say it's TWICE): once while the ONE camera is pointed at them....and again, while the camera is pointed at the person they are talking to. (You can see how sloppy the continuity is when they use this technique all the time, cuz the actor is moving a certain way, and when it cuts to behind THEIR shoulder they're not moving as much!) Making movies is THE worst job of all time (along with CGI artist!).....the SLOWWWWWWWWWWEST....most complicated clusterfuck imaginable. The deepest level of Hell! (I don't understand why they don't use TWO cameras! You can easily set them up so neither is caught on screen, and you just saved 50% of your labor that simply!) (Julie's fucked, cuz she's all the actors so there's no way to shoot her skits in ONE take.) I do music! I can write a clever song and record it in under one hour. Make a brilliant music video in ONE hour! THIS is why every rock star COULD'VE been a movie star.....but after making ONE movie, John Lennon, Bjork, Jagger, Bowie, and the rest said "holy shit I have to wait 30 minutes for them to MOVE LIGHTS and the camera???!! FUCK THIS!!"
Rebecca’s husband does not get away with anything. And likely doesn’t feel he needs to. Why am I talking like they’re a real couple? Why am I wasting my time watching videos? I gotta go tell a girl what I want. Excuse me.
I think you guys are reading too much into his post. He was making it while in line at McDonald's and just needed to tell the cashier he wanted a #2 with a Coke.
The worst thing is when you accidentally send people things all the time and people think you like them because you keep sending them things by accident😖😖😖
I'm ALWAYS clear, direct, and honest, and I wear my heart on my sleeve. And it feels like I'm the only person doing this, as everyone just GHOSTS me or each other. (Both males AND females ghost me or each other all the time, fucking cowards! ex: I do music with lots of different people, so no reason to ghost! You'd just say "our chemistry isn't right' or such! CRIPES! )
Can we just take a minute to take in how good of a production that was? Like how do you play three different characters and make it seem like they’re actually three different people in the room? Both acting wise and filming and editing wise, this was one of the best skits I’ve ever watched on TH-cam.
As a woman, I feel the same. I was thinking: Girl, just listen to Rebecca and be honest! That's why she's married and how I ended up married. Being able to have open and honest conversations like mature adults cuts out a lot of the drama that a lot of people seem to go through in relationships in general. If a person can't be honest, there'll always be misunderstandings, which will create a ton of unnecessary drama. Who even has the patience for that?
Michelle W there are no wrong moves until you have sex. If the guy is attracted to you it’s hard to screw it up. Whether he wants a relationship is a different matter.
@@songpoetry1 While what you say is true, there are also a lot of married people who ended up married out of *luck.* Such as all of my friends/family (I'm serious.) They bumped into the right person early on. Good...luck getting them to admit that though. They sure are full of advice for me. Terrible advice lol
Me with my one single girl friend. Her: “He said he has to work on himself right now. He said he doesn’t deserve me, and he can’t ask me to wait for him to be the man that I deserve.” Me: “He’s just not that into you.” Her: “You don’t know that! How do you know that?” Me: “Because those are all lines used in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You.”
....ON PAPER, you're right. I'm rebecca. Always have been. ALL my friends hate me cuz i ALWAYS tell them the truth. I've never met a human who TRULY wanted the truth. (Other than me! I have to BEG ppl to criticize me every day. Like, if I make a MUSIC VIDEO I like, I send it to my friends to ask for ANY constructive criticism so I can get better and better, and NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE ME ANY CRITICISM!! ARGH!) (In my first few bands, I'd pass out "QUALITY CONTROL SURVEYS" (ha ha) to the entire audience AFTER our set, with golf pencils, and they could write what they REALLY thought cuz it was ANONYMOUS!! Fucking AWESOME!)
I do that. But I also hate the whole concept of trends so much, I actively avoid following them. (Not that thats a big effort, the last time I followed one by accident was when sidecuts were a thing...)
Because by experience youtube stars barely ever fit for real movies. The style of acting for youtube is not the style of acting needed in most movies. Maybe she could be an great actress regardless, but experience (here in germany) has shown, that movies with youtube-stars suck and often due to the bad acting
All she needs is a Netflix show where she can be free to film as she wants. Not those network shows where they get to control you and then even cancel you if their ideas of your show stunk
I always wanted to do this kind of videos and I thought it would be dumb. Now I see how good can this be! Great job! Looks like a very natural dialogue. You are like Miss Elliot (from Mr. Robot series) hahaha
@@trambui6563 hope you are not laughing your ass off at me but with me... I was joking (I'm married btw)... Like 40% of the comments here are jokes, many of which are related to being dating while married
@@MsZephyra that's so wrong, I almost threw up. I'm 24 and I want a serious relationship, because I never had one AND, because I don't want that superficial crap that some people crave for. I'm just way ahead of my time in terms of human interaction.
Yaaaaah, I'm on Rebecca's side. My recently divorced friends asked me how "The Dating World" is now. I tell them the truth. It's a superficial sh*t show!
@Donald Piniach I think it's simply there is a much more successful time window to find someone. Most people overanalyzing missed that window. & just like anything else, if you start late you can miss out on some things.
Ha ha! Me either! All the songs from the past about crushes & telephones! Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone, Heart - Alone, 10cc - Things we do for Love...I'm feeling old now 😂
yeah, and amazingly enough, her past self and her present self are also both wearing the same color nail polish.... what a coincidence that they'd both be wearing the same color on the same day. Hmmm..... ;)
*Note to self: If you want a woman to want you, be super busy and ignore her for at least 2 weeks. Protip is not exclusive to women. Thank you me. Thank you Julie.* End note.
omg the dumb one is hilarious. You play the valley girl so well ! Your acting game is so good I forgot these 3 were all you. You're like Tatiana Maslany good !
The worst relationship advice I ever received: "You will find someone one day". Like how? What does that mean? Are you a fortune teller? Can you find me my soulmate? And what if I didn't find anyone? Perpetually single people exist. Does that mean if never find someone that there is something wrong with me that apparently your psychic ability did not foresee? Just because you found love before or in love right now does not make you an expert in my love life. It just meant you are luckier than me and unless you can do something about my single life, don't give false promises just so you can feel like you have console me and can live without a survivor guilt. You only make me feel more pathetic. Instead of focusing on how I will be happy once I found someone, why not tell me how to be okay with being single. And instead of telling me I will find someone to be with me, why don't you promise that you will still be there for me even after you get married and have kids?
I think this is my favorite Julie video 🤣. I have watched it half a dozen times - such talent to portray the different characters so well - it’s easy to forget it’s all Julie.
"He could be going through something right now..." This hit close to home in the best painful funny way. This reminds me a little of Thomas Sanders' SanderSides, in the best way!! Logan vs. Roman with a bit of Patton sprinkled on top!
I seriously knew a girl that would pull the stunt of texting me things for other guys when I stop talking to her. Good to know she was probably doing it on purpose to get my attention 😂😂‼️ Dodged a bullet on that one☝🏾
El el yeah it was clear when I answered her text by saying “your sending me other ppl text”. She gave me the “I am sorry what are you up too”.....all I thought 💭 was games.
Mrs Nolke I have got to hand it to you, those characters were so distinctive and yet so complete as their own creations. The varying hairstyles made it easy but just the tone and affectation of each made them so distinctive that I actually stopped seeing the actress as being all three. Well done, well played.
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Bacon on breakfest?
I LOVE Your hidden COLOSTOMY BAG at 3:46 (the black thing on the back of your belt)!
SO FUNNY!
_[author fears no one will get his lavalier mic joke, sigh....]_
I'm 100% behind Rebecca.
The other two are insane.
😂 Loved this one
Good lord, married Becca is so brutally honest and straightforward...Is she single?
The Julie in the middle is the HOTTEST Julie !!!
@@joevenuti1201 neh, on the left
Haha she is almost directly like a german
@@AM-ew5qx Lol! I'm half German & I'm just like that!
I believe she is married, I could be wrong
I'm definitely going to start criticizing my married friends for their dating habits now.
LOL do it!
😂
Next time I complain to my mum about a boy xD
😂😂😂
Lmao
“You haven’t dated anyone new in the past 5 years”
“I’m married!”
"mmkay have fun with your sad dating life Rebecaaaaaaa"
Whatever!
Then you can't but notice they're all wearing a wedding ring!
That didn’t stop Jada Smith or Brad Pitt! 😂
They're all the same person Rich, you notice rings and not that?@@crookedsouls
"Rebecca, we get it. You hate love, mkay."
That mkay was brilliant lol
😆😆😆
hahahaha
what does in mean
What thas is mean
I have South Park flashbacks
We can all agree that Julie Nolke is a superb actress, AND I think we need to give due props to whomever edits these vids. Flawless execution.
I believe she edits them, she's really good at it
@@anona2017 yep, she did mention in a comment on another video that she edits her videos by herself. And gets some assistance BTS
yeah. She does her own stunts too.
She edits them
I read that her husband does the videograohy and editing 🙄
Discovering this channel was the best thing in quarantine
Same
I agree
Quarantine seriously made me find like 10 channels i had to binge watch including this one lmao
I second that motion...with a vengeance.
SAME THOUGH HONESTLY. I’m trying my best to stretch out the watching of the videos so it lasts a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time
It's true - your dating life starts to go downhill after you get married
facts
I mean, you're not wrong
Whoosh!!
@MasterOnion North Rebecca, that is called cheating. Call it what it is.
Shame isn't it? LOL
Kinda in love with Rebecca, so of course she's the married one...
@@kinitoprovoost1300 yeah.. Me too.
Yeah it took being married (and note divorced) if I were to get back into the dating scene I would not put up with this middle school bs!
Becca is the hot one for sure.
Basically we understand why she's married
everybody is lying if a girl would come up to a guy and say ‘hey i like you, wanna go steady’ no games ect... he would be out of the door in a second.
“You devalue yourself by getting caught up in all these games” ... ok but that one hit a little 🤭
all the gals i've dated......hit on me.
I almost never have hit on a gal....cuz it felt desperate or such, to me.
my type of girl is TAKE CHARGE etc, and will come after me.
i feel so sorry for the billions of bros who want a girl and work their asses off trying to find one. (And then even when they do, she almost always turns into a terrorist!) (The divorce rate is like 100% now!)
This video gave me the courage to tell the guy I like how I feel. While he doesn't feel the same, it was so liberating to just get it off my chest and now I can move on. So glad I found this channel!
Good going! I've been there before and it hurt, but it was nice to be able to get closure and move on. Eventually I found a guy I liked who did say yes, though. We're married now. Courage and honesty pays off eventually.
Good for you, bro!
Girl!
Good on you!
Like yaaa. You know ? Like really there. Who would have thought there should be such a thing as honesty in relationships. Snark, snark.
The three characters here were are so well done you don’t even think about them being the same actor.
Damn, here I thought she brought friends..
have you ever seen orphan black?
I wasn't even sure Rebecca was the same one !
@@random23287 seeing them in the same frame made me think they were just different people...
Yeah she's so talented
"Say 'Thinking of you'"
"Have you tried 'I'm desperate?' Oh wait that's the same thing" lmao
Not gonna lie, her difference in characters is literally ASTOUNDING! Literally crazy good at acting
RIGHT?!?!
Or have you tried writing like "thinking of you?"
have you tried I'm desperate? oh no, that's the same thing lol hahahaha
I like the married woman here she is sensible and doesnt play games.
I didn't know being straight forward was going extinct.
PLOT TWIST: THEY ARE ALL MARRIED BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL WEARING THE SAME RING.
Her name is Rebecca. Say her name
Yesss, she has common sense and I love her for it! I low-key feel like strangling the ditzy character, especially when she acted super-rudely towards her supposed friend Rebecca.
There's a reason why she's married...
Not only is everyone an expert these days, but everyone also claims to be such a good judge of character... until you ask them to describe the last person they dated.
How the heck your comment is older than the video
I release the videos early on my Patreon
@@SushilKumar-oh1vf time travel...
How is this OLDER then the video!??!
@@julienolke its definitely time travel, how else would you produce your videos with you playing multiple roles? and the video where you literally time travel to past you...
Me: this is why I’m single.
My wife: wait what
bahahaha
🤣🤣🤣
😁😋😝😂
Go back to your sad dating life. 😂😂
I was terrible when I was a kid. I used to babysit the kid next door and I always used to say, "He's like the little brother I never had... unless of course you count Andy".
My little brother Andy was not amused.
This video is like sooooo trueeeee. Rebecca needs to likeeeeee stop. Sorry, this comment was for a different video. Honest mistake.
hahahaha
I was hoping Julie responding here saying "Ha no worries"
Ha, no worries
Trinity Rose That is likeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee so rude.
Are you going through something?
Ha! No worries love! 🤣🥰😘 I think Rebecca should totally stop, too! Let's hang out soon! (The response you wanted)
Rebecca says what every married person is thinking. It is awesome.
“How did you find a great partner? How did you make the relationship last?”
Well, listen to Rebecca. That’s a fantastic place to start.
Yes that’s why i don’t like married people.
it’s like ppl who are married always act like they have the lost key of truth in relationships.
There news for you:
people don’t get married and stay single and they’re fine.
People are in relationships without getting married they’re also fine.
There are people who are married and are awful at relationships ( they stay married cause they are afraid of being lonely or judged - by other married ppl for the most 😀)
And...there are people who wish they’d be married since they are 8 years old cause is the status they want. They forget to seek the good relationship, they just want the ring, the name, mommy and daddy to be happy.
Of course there are good marriages but if you can’t live the love with your partner without being married that’s something i would think about.
Still that’s your choice.
Don’t go spreading the idea that only married people have the ultimate secret to relationships.
It just gives the image of someone who likes to smell his/her own asshole thank you very much.
greenbluesea_day mail if you asked me how to install electricity to the shell of a house, I could tell you how. You would still be better off listening to an electrician. If you’re actually seeking a committed relationship, or a marriage, you could ask your single friends, or revolving-door-friends, how. But you’d still be better off listening to your married friends.
I’m sorry that you are so bitter about the topic. I hope that whatever pain you may be going through passes soon.
Geoffrey Okrongly Geoffrey Okrongly
Bitter? Mh...no i don’t think i was.
Let’s review:
instead of talking about electricity being installed in a house ( although i find it interesting that you compared love to something that can be switched off and on, but maybe that’s your personal view on love in a relationship) i just said that there are many types of relationships. If wanted to know how a good relationship works i’d go to someone who has one, but there are married relationships that are REALLY REALLY bad.
I’ve had at least 4 couples in my life who stayed married after being abusive, cheating, holding terrible secrets and being unhappy.
So no, sorry but married people are not always the people to go to.
There are a number of good relationships on this earth.
A real one to show is working, on my opinion, does not require a party, a ring, threatening a man to leave him if he doesn’t do what usually a woman requires or the shame of parents and family that are not agreeing about you and your partner being happy in your own way.
I hope you will not read this with the satanic voiceover you played in your head this time, so that maybe you’ll get part of my point. 😂
greenbluesea_day mail you intentionally missed the metaphor, didn’t you? Then you agreed with the point of my metaphor in the very next sentence. Don’t be dense on purpose, you are obviously smarter than that. You have miserably married friends, how about you still listen to why their relationship is shit, and avoid it? Happy relationship, listen to why it works and pursue it. You can learn about how to be in a committed, and happy, relationship from your married friends regardless of the success of their marriage. And all of this is to continue what I have already been saying: Don’t listen to people that haven’t been in committed relationships when you want advice about a committed relationship.
And don’t listen to a amateur about installing electricity. Find someone with professional experience. Because if you make mistakes installing your electricity, you can shock yourself to death, or burn your house down. Kind of like what happens to good relationships when they listen to the wrong people.
And yes. You’re bitter. Why else would you be trying to disagree with me when you have made it obvious, in your own words, that you do agree with me? You can still hate it that married people think they have all the answers about being married. While you’re at it, you can also hate all of the corporate executives for thinking that they have all of the answers for creating careers and wealth. Just don’t let your bitterness make you willfully ignorant. That is a form of self-harm that too many people inflict upon themselves. And you’re smarter than that.
Geoffrey Okrongly
Mh...
Ok i’ll make it more simple.
just a question:
is someone who is in an happy 12 years old relationship, but not married, someone who could ever gain your royal positive judgment?
Dear "Rebecca",
I just wanted to thank you for so staunchly representing those of us who loathe the ridiculous, immature games that pass for "dating" these days - you da bomb, girlfriend! 😂🤘
I actually feel appallingly embarrassed by seeing my own teenage tactics laid out in front of me....
The bad thing is some people in their thirties still roll with these tactics.
@@adgato75 Ahahahahaha, well no-one *I* know, that's for sure!!!!
Same. Last time I did exactly so, I was 17.
Oh, I for sure did this shit well into my mid 20s.
Luckily you now have airtight tactics that you'll never find out about..
I need a tshirt that says - "Rebecca, its 2020"
hahaha deal!
Julie Nolke merch time? 👀
Lol i have a roommate named Rebecca
Merch opportunity 🤣
@@julienolke If TwoSet Violin can have classical music practice merch on their channel, you can certainly have acerbic, edgy-funny merch!
No Julies were harmed in filming this video.
... except becca... she'll never recover
@@julienolke I love Rebecca. The other two are ding dongs.😀
@K 🙋🏽♀️
"thanks mom..."
"Well now we know who never listened to their parents!"... Which is what she should have said...
@K Rebecca should start her own TH-cam channel.
Its scary how good she is. You sometimes forget that she is playing all the roles. Also hats off for writing, creating and editing these. Can’t even imagine the effort and hard work it must take to produce a video like this. Thank You.
It’s super easy. Barely an inconvenience.
@@JeroenStet actually, one-camera shoots are INSANE and the most-inefficient thing EVER!
i'm both in awe of julia, and I feel sorry for her as well. (ex: Making music videos is a billion times easier!)
Imagine every actor having to do their lines TWICE (obviously many takes but let's just say it's TWICE):
once while the ONE camera is pointed at them....and again, while the camera is pointed at the person they are talking to. (You can see how sloppy the continuity is when they use this technique all the time, cuz the actor is moving a certain way, and when it cuts to behind THEIR shoulder they're not moving as much!)
Making movies is THE worst job of all time (along with CGI artist!).....the SLOWWWWWWWWWWEST....most complicated clusterfuck imaginable. The deepest level of Hell!
(I don't understand why they don't use TWO cameras! You can easily set them up so neither is caught on screen, and you just saved 50% of your labor that simply!) (Julie's fucked, cuz she's all the actors so there's no way to shoot her skits in ONE take.)
I do music! I can write a clever song and record it in under one hour. Make a brilliant music video in ONE hour!
THIS is why every rock star COULD'VE been a movie star.....but after making ONE movie, John Lennon, Bjork, Jagger, Bowie, and the rest said "holy shit I have to wait 30 minutes for them to MOVE LIGHTS and the camera???!! FUCK THIS!!"
Rebecca’s husband does not get away with anything. And likely doesn’t feel he needs to. Why am I talking like they’re a real couple? Why am I wasting my time watching videos? I gotta go tell a girl what I want. Excuse me.
How did it go?
How did it go?
How did it go?
I think you guys are reading too much into his post. He was making it while in line at McDonald's and just needed to tell the cashier he wanted a #2 with a Coke.
@@MonkeySimius lmfao that's definitely more likely
The two ppl who disliked definitely sent their crushes texts “by mistake” and it shows. They just dont like being exposed 😂
lol!
Did that in middle school lol. The buffoonery.
The worst thing is when you accidentally send people things all the time and people think you like them because you keep sending them things by accident😖😖😖
hahaha I still do sometimes send messages to the wrong person, even in 2020... but not to a crush
I'm ALWAYS clear, direct, and honest, and I wear my heart on my sleeve.
And it feels like I'm the only person doing this, as everyone just GHOSTS me or each other.
(Both males AND females ghost me or each other all the time, fucking cowards! ex: I do music with lots of different people, so no reason to ghost! You'd just say "our chemistry isn't right' or such! CRIPES! )
Ugh. Rebecca. We get it.
Rebecca. You hate love.
ReBeCCa !!!
poor becky
Ugh, David!
😂😂😂😂
Mkay!
I am actually forget that she is one personality. She is so good at this acting. Love her!
I love it when Julie is also her own co-star!
Can we just take a minute to take in how good of a production that was? Like how do you play three different characters and make it seem like they’re actually three different people in the room? Both acting wise and filming and editing wise, this was one of the best skits I’ve ever watched on TH-cam.
all her shit is impeccable.
(by contrast, SNL is a bumbling, jr high shitshow, where they read off fucking cue cards!)
As a guy this was painful to watch, I just wish people would be more honest with one another
As girls we overthink things way too much and end up making the wrong moves🤦
As a woman, I feel the same. I was thinking: Girl, just listen to Rebecca and be honest! That's why she's married and how I ended up married. Being able to have open and honest conversations like mature adults cuts out a lot of the drama that a lot of people seem to go through in relationships in general. If a person can't be honest, there'll always be misunderstandings, which will create a ton of unnecessary drama. Who even has the patience for that?
Michelle W there are no wrong moves until you have sex. If the guy is attracted to you it’s hard to screw it up. Whether he wants a relationship is a different matter.
@@songpoetry1 While what you say is true, there are also a lot of married people who ended up married out of *luck.* Such as all of my friends/family (I'm serious.) They bumped into the right person early on. Good...luck getting them to admit that though. They sure are full of advice for me. Terrible advice lol
@@squamish4244 A prime example of survivorship bias
"..that's because I got married!"
I laughed so hard.
The world needs more Rebaccas
100%
Yes 👍
MV1Bama99 4 Rebecca should date Larry David
I need a live-in Becca to stop me doing crazy stuff!!!
Go to twitter, there's tons of them there
"Rebecca, we get it. You hate love, n'kay?" should be on a shirt.
I laughed so hard at that delivery.
rebecca represents all of us in literally every situation when asked for relationship advice
"Literally, you've been in one relationship for the past five years."
"THAT'S CAUSE I'M MARRIED."
LMAO
This was the best line! I fucken died!!! 😂😂😂
“I’m f*cking married!” she’s so done. lmao 😂
I love laughing at Julie dissing Julie who's dissing the other Julies for being Julie!
haha it's the conversations I have in my head
Yessss
It’s Rebecca and she’s fuckn married.
Great timing... this *literally* just saved me wasting time on someone who isn't ready. Thank you SO MUCH 😎💜🖤
This channel has saved both my dignity and life this quarantine lol
“Are you dumb?..ARE YOU DUMB!?” and the hand claps 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Rebecca."
"Rebeccah."
"ReBECCAH."
"rebecca."
Killed me each time.
Scary that Rebecca was right though lol
Me with my one single girl friend.
Her: “He said he has to work on himself right now. He said he doesn’t deserve me, and he can’t ask me to wait for him to be the man that I deserve.”
Me: “He’s just not that into you.”
Her: “You don’t know that! How do you know that?”
Me: “Because those are all lines used in the movie He’s Just Not That Into You.”
I mean, he's right about not deserving her
If this is true we need to be friends 😂 I died and definitely sent this to my friends lmaoooo
@@Bram_Moya How do you know?
Or u could just like, not crush your only friends spirit and stay out of it.
Sophie Walsh Hi there, Sophie! Speaking of minding your own business...
“You’ve only been in one relationship for the past 5 years!”
“that’s because I got married!”
That's like saying you don't fight the battle anymore, and answering with "Because I won!"
What do you know about getting a relationship?......
The fact that in every video I eventually get to the point where I forget that they are all Julie is pure amazing. Great job on this video!
This is absolutely hilarious. Give this woman a show on a very big stage.
Let's be honest, we all wish we had a friend like Rebecca
Trust me, you don't. I am that friend, and none of my girlfriends appreciated my directness until after they came to their senses.
....ON PAPER, you're right.
I'm rebecca.
Always have been.
ALL my friends hate me cuz i ALWAYS tell them the truth.
I've never met a human who TRULY wanted the truth.
(Other than me! I have to BEG ppl to criticize me every day. Like, if I make a MUSIC VIDEO I like, I send it to my friends to ask for ANY constructive criticism so I can get better and better, and NO ONE WILL EVER GIVE ME ANY CRITICISM!! ARGH!)
(In my first few bands, I'd pass out "QUALITY CONTROL SURVEYS" (ha ha) to the entire audience AFTER our set, with golf pencils, and they could write what they REALLY thought cuz it was ANONYMOUS!! Fucking AWESOME!)
All my homies hate Rebecca 👺 imagine giving sensible advice in 2020
I do that. But I also hate the whole concept of trends so much, I actively avoid following them. (Not that thats a big effort, the last time I followed one by accident was when sidecuts were a thing...)
why is your pfp look like Greg Heffley with a beak
Emmalynne Payne lol that’s a new one. I’ve always thought it kinda looked like Steve Buscemi smiling but as a chicken. 🤣
Looks and Acting range of hers is great...how isn't she in Hollywood movies yet...
She's better than that.
Because Hollywood isn't based on skill
Because by experience youtube stars barely ever fit for real movies.
The style of acting for youtube is not the style of acting needed in most movies.
Maybe she could be an great actress regardless, but experience (here in germany) has shown, that movies with youtube-stars suck and often due to the bad acting
All she needs is a Netflix show where she can be free to film as she wants. Not those network shows where they get to control you and then even cancel you if their ideas of your show stunk
@@krakatauer1464 Which TH-cam stars have been in movies? And how many of them were just vloggers with zero acting ability unlike Julie?
I feel like this is actually how her brain works she’s just talking to her different funny personalities 😂
Look at the two sides of my brain videos by Julie - the work & the getting up ones - I can relate!!!
That's literally the joke. She has been doing this skit for a long time now about talking to her brain parts.
AtlasRedux yeah I know ???
She's such a great actress, doing it all by herself the timing is flawless, great editing
It’s scary to think that these three women all rent a flat together...
In your Brain!😂
facts
@@julienolke Haha. He thinks there is only three. That's nice.
How do we execute the dumb ones? Cuz that would be great...
I always wanted to do this kind of videos and I thought it would be dumb. Now I see how good can this be! Great job! Looks like a very natural dialogue.
You are like Miss Elliot (from Mr. Robot series) hahaha
the planning that goes into these skits must be INSANE. everything is always so seamless 🤯
"You've only been in one relationship in the past five years."
"I GOT MARRIED!"
So true and on point!
If a guy’s not interested, he’s NOT interested.
OMG! How do you not have your own freakin Thursday night sitcom. You nail it with every video you make!! You’re my comedy spirit animal, Julie!!
I'm curious if she was always clever.... or if working in show biz MADE HER CLEVER. (And cynical!)
I relate to Rebecca. As someone that got married early, watching people attempt to navigate dating is painful.
Are you single?
@@RobMedellin she just said that she's married lmaooo
Lucky you. All men still single just want to play, even over 35. At least now I don't need an excuse for avoiding dating!
@@trambui6563 hope you are not laughing your ass off at me but with me... I was joking (I'm married btw)... Like 40% of the comments here are jokes, many of which are related to being dating while married
@@MsZephyra that's so wrong, I almost threw up.
I'm 24 and I want a serious relationship, because I never had one AND, because I don't want that superficial crap that some people crave for. I'm just way ahead of my time in terms of human interaction.
Julie is so good at getting into completely different characters that I didn’t realize all three girl were her until 15 seconds in
When the video first started I was genuinely afraid Julie wasn't social distancing! 😂🤣😂
Same
All 3 of those chicks are the same person? lol what? No way...
Wait what
Patrick Jones And somewhere in there is the crazy raisin girl. So hot.
"Oh my god, no... no, no"... at that point I thought she had sent a voice recording of the whole conversation to her crush 😂
ME TOO!
That's exactly what I was expecting her to say! I've come dangerously close to doing just that!
Never would have thought these three actors were ONE person had I not previously known. Discovered your channel this week and can’t get enough!
Yaaaaah, I'm on Rebecca's side. My recently divorced friends asked me how "The Dating World" is now. I tell them the truth. It's a superficial sh*t show!
@Donald Piniach I think it's simply there is a much more successful time window to find someone. Most people overanalyzing missed that window. & just like anything else, if you start late you can miss out on some things.
Everyone in my family has been with their spouse since they were 23. Literally. Their advice is atrocious.
Julie...this is like watching the 3 sides of my own inner monologue when a guy ghosts.
"You can start by finding a new guy..." 🤣🤣🤣 I'm dead. This girl is gold, and I love this channel to death!!!
“What. Now. Becca?!” - the most Karen thing I’ve heard with the facial expression
The whole ‘bad advice’ character is a huge Karen lololol
Thank you, sane lady. Open communication and being upfront can save you so much time and stress.
"Any emojis?"
"No...."
*Gasp!!*
This is not how I imagined the future
Ha ha! Me either! All the songs from the past about crushes & telephones! Blondie - Hanging on the Telephone, Heart - Alone, 10cc - Things we do for Love...I'm feeling old now 😂
High quality content like this keeps TH-cam from becoming trash!
If Rebecca is the only married one why are they all wearing a wedding band?
And same color nail polish!
That ring is to help them have an excuse to say no to creepers.
Buzzkill
yeah, and amazingly enough, her past self and her present self are also both wearing the same color nail polish.... what a coincidence that they'd both be wearing the same color on the same day. Hmmm..... ;)
This is going to shock. So you better sit down
Ok?
Same actress plays all three characters.
I know
Me too.
The one in the blue dress is actually Alexis Rose from Schitt‘s Creek.
Ikr
"WHAT. NOW. BECCA?!" 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
LOL! I can’t with this advice! 😂 I’m the male Rebecca of all my friend groups
Ugh, we get it. You hate love, mkay!
😂
@@sradanmskisi120 another way of saying "okay"
Wait, are there actually three people in this video? OR Her acting and characters are totally ON POINT!
The editing work is legit. The fact that you forget its the same person and instead see two different characters. . . and Rebecca
This girl needs her own show. I am talking Netflix, Hulu, Prime !!!! Brilliant and so refreshingly original!
Brilliant. So restrained in not having one be a red devil on one shoulder and her better angel on the other. All that inside one head. Brilliant!
How she manage to create three different personality...
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." - Richard Jeni
And if you don’t have to fake that, you’ll never be out.
That hurts
Well said
👏
and once tey know u are a faker u are out.ADIOS.
Rebecca= Me in my early thirties... Now I just don’t show up for the conversations at all.
“(clapping) Are you dumb? Are you dumb?” Hahaha, I laughed so hard
Oh my God where was this sketch years ago? I could have slapped myself over the head with it and gotten on with my life >.
*Note to self: If you want a woman to want you, be super busy and ignore her for at least 2 weeks. Protip is not exclusive to women. Thank you me. Thank you Julie.* End note.
hahahaha
Only if you're really attractive
How did u do that shot where all 3 of u were in it?
Oh no!! Now my head is spinning...there's another reason!! Maybe he's been super busy & ignoring me so I'll want him!! Got it! 😁😁
omg the dumb one is hilarious. You play the valley girl so well ! Your acting game is so good I forgot these 3 were all you. You're like Tatiana Maslany good !
thank you!!! That's such a huge compliment
It took me a good 30 seconds to realize there weren't three people.
Anyone else taking notes or?
I'm really impressed at how well you manage to create this discussions with yourself, it feels so natural! Really impressive!
Why does this channel insist on personally attacking my life!? ...Oh wait it's because these are insanely relatable. This channel rocks!
The worst relationship advice I ever received: "You will find someone one day".
Like how? What does that mean? Are you a fortune teller? Can you find me my soulmate? And what if I didn't find anyone? Perpetually single people exist. Does that mean if never find someone that there is something wrong with me that apparently your psychic ability did not foresee? Just because you found love before or in love right now does not make you an expert in my love life. It just meant you are luckier than me and unless you can do something about my single life, don't give false promises just so you can feel like you have console me and can live without a survivor guilt. You only make me feel more pathetic.
Instead of focusing on how I will be happy once I found someone, why not tell me how to be okay with being single. And instead of telling me I will find someone to be with me, why don't you promise that you will still be there for me even after you get married and have kids?
Get hobbies. Enjoy yourself. Hit the gym. Make an effort. Lower your expectations , while still avoiding toxic people or shitshows.
How about when people come to talk to you, don't push them away
Nothing wrong with being single. Enjoy yourself and do what you want without worrying about anyone else.
Yes, thank you for putting it this clearly
Buy some cats. Lots of cats.
She’s wearing her sister’s blue gingham dress 😂
Looks like her older "sister" finally gave it up...or did she? Dang that reverse psychology!
For anybody confused, watch "How to Steal Your Sister's Clothes"
It's this kind of continuity that keeps me coming back to the Julie Nolke Cinematic Universe.
I feel like I am the only one who loved Rebecca!.
No way . Rebecca is the one I would ask out ( if she weren't married ).
uh no literally the point of the video is that she's supposed to be the sensible one
what?
I feel like you’re wrong
I love her cause she's right, & I hate her cause she's right too!!!
I just discovered this channel today and am binge-watching all of it! TH-cam should have recommended this, like, forever ago!
I think this is my favorite Julie video 🤣. I have watched it half a dozen times - such talent to portray the different characters so well - it’s easy to forget it’s all Julie.
“Ugh you’ve only been in one relationship for the last five years”
“...THATS BECAUSE I GOT MARRIED!!”
The one on the right side is painfully relatable.
"Maybe he's going through something" 😅🤣
That "Maybe he needs you now more than ever" was pure comedy gold
"He could be going through something right now..."
This hit close to home in the best painful funny way.
This reminds me a little of Thomas Sanders' SanderSides, in the best way!! Logan vs. Roman with a bit of Patton sprinkled on top!
"ok mom"😂😂😂😂gosh Rebecca is something 😂
Its literally like the "angel and devil on the shoulder thing" I love the concept its also really funny😂
I seriously knew a girl that would pull the stunt of texting me things for other guys when I stop talking to her. Good to know she was probably doing it on purpose to get my attention 😂😂‼️ Dodged a bullet on that one☝🏾
El el yeah it was clear when I answered her text by saying “your sending me other ppl text”. She gave me the “I am sorry what are you up too”.....all I thought 💭 was games.
More than once? Not a mistake. I have mistakenly messaged people before, though. Not just exes or people I wanted to date.
I really felt Rebecca's struggle:D
Mrs Nolke I have got to hand it to you, those characters were so distinctive and yet so complete as their own creations. The varying hairstyles made it easy but just the tone and affectation of each made them so distinctive that I actually stopped seeing the actress as being all three. Well done, well played.
OMG! How are you not a Hollywood film star??!! You are soooo good!!❤️xoxo❤️!!!